Today's on track events:
500 miles of racing on the 2.6 mile Talladega superspeedway at speeds in excess of 190 mph in the draft....or maybe faster, we really don't know with this package.
Toyota seems fucked. Chevy claims to be planning on working together, but the Ford's have been tough.
Race start: 1400 EST
(((broadcaster))): Fox
Freedom stream: TBD
LET'S GO RACING BOYS!
Rags welcome as always, but FUCK divegrass.
NNIN
first for rags
larsons gonna get a pit penalty here
Boogity boogity boogity, let's start a new thread incels!
4u
LETS GO LARSON LETS GO
>steakhouse
>three fifths bank for sponsor
Bit insensitive isn't it?
Reminder Autism Dillon is gonna win
Guys
I'm gonna say it
Cursed post
Your post ends it whatever driver you are gay for
nice get user. have some chingdings
43 get
post ends in 10, congrats Almrola
Hmm
12 get
nice
By the way, speeds are hitting 204 consistently on the backstretch
based and ragspilled
Imagine if she sat on that cone haha that would be painful haha
that makes my dick hard
This track would be great for Indy, don't know why they won't run it.
Why doesn't Good Smile Japan or BandaiNamco sponsor some drivers and create Hatsune Miku/Idolm@ster liveries for NASCAR?
>no mcflurry
feels wrong
>200+ in the draft
Didn't expect that.
she's been blacked by dicks as big as that cone
post more
whos excited?
Suarez's English has gotten a lot better since he first came to the States but I couldn't make out wtf he just said there.
Look up when they tried to run indycars at Daytona. I would definitely tune in
nice try fag, asked and answered
>and gay
I don't believe you
dubs and kybu goes flying
This is the best Talladega race in 10 years
here we have raw and the ppv's too
which one you guys want
NASCAR fans are no longer inbred hick trash idiots since Dale died.
We are more sophisticated since 2001
>finding the gaps and holes
cringe
Blind date pls
Gracie is the only one with balls to show her face etc
but she probably fucks black dudes
>Dover next week
boooooo
Tuning in late, what did I miss?
an actually pretty good race
Race has been pretty based so far. A weird mix of 2003 era plate racing and 2013 single file horseshit.
Dale Earnhardt died
great race 8/10 so far
>Henshit leading
Bubba, Harvick, jj all out from an early wreck that happened on a commercial break. Pack racing. Fast speeds.
why does that matter
cause this isn’t a weeb sport you fag
Austin Dillon is still a closet fag
What the fuck was that Ring commercial with Shaq???
bubba driving like an idiot in lap 11 wrecked clit, harvick, mcdowell, hamlin and tifft, then gimmie blew a tyre, after that usual dega business, some single file and big packs
showing her face or accepting negro sperm?
Very suggestive.
Big fan of the one where they cut to the guy working out who has smaller arms than my sister.
have sex
fucking african american guys. Who cares
PLEASE STAY IN LINE SECOND ROW!
>these fucking annoying-ass americlaps that shit up the thread over and over again with the same unfunny meme suggesting autism dillon's wife cheats on him
pic related
Hey what's that whooshing sound?
>keselowsky trying to kill blaney
>a leaf
well that hasn't been most of the race....
>shows Dillon with the number 42
>shows Kyle Busch with the number 42
fox pls
Things will get better near the end, r-right?
apparently you do, you bothered to respond
cawshun, looks like dubree
The fix is in...
Yes, because then they'll just start dumping motherfuckers and blame it on the "pointy nose" or whatever.
>implying autisms trophy wife doesn't fuck everything in sight that's not caucasian
>commercial caution
>choreographed dancing at BFFs wedding
That right here is the final straw because you know Whitney also choreographs black dudes fucking her on the reg
Poor Austin
Fuck
>do not take this medication if you are allergic to it
well no shit sherlock
user with this much of a fixation on fucking black guys it just sounds like youre jealous.
kek
Drew Brees
user, your defense makes the same case, tell jerome I said hi
they all look like camwhores.
they're cheerleaders you retard, of course they'll do something like this
Opening of the garry lang segment was bizarre
that old montage was kino
who was that guy? i wasn't paying attention
Rip Gary
F
those old fox intro segments were great. different song every week. always very comfy.
now each race begins with a generic aerial shot and the same music.
based Labonte
that was a really cool segment though
F
lol Methfield cameo in throwback piece
Who /Mayfield/ here?
>slowly making the dude fade away with b-roll footage of clouds
Lmao what the fuck
BASED
F
at least we dont have that fucking RUNNIN DOWN A DREAM cover anymore
who /doingmethwithmayfield/ here
did it really confuse you that much user?
Explain why Whitney decided to make her bull and her bull's immediate family integral parts of her and Austin's wedding.
totally want to snort meth and cum in mayfields butthole
>no homo
soon
yeet
Gary Lang
lol wtf do you care so much about other peoples lives.
>SAD
>believing the nascar-approved story about mayfield
all a smear campaign after Mayfield almost ruined Ray Evernham's career.
the dude was taking ADHD meds. dinner with racers episode explains everything.
this race gay as hell bros
FYI this is the bull's mother and his nieces during Austin and Whitney's wedding
>tfw you realize buffy waltript has gay sex videos of michael and half of the Cup drivers
user, are you ok? This obsession is unnatural
The fact that Brian France was Evernham's BFF also didn't help.
Just trying to get to the bottom of the story for you anons
I do this for YOU
don't do it for us
>please don't
TANDEM IS BACK BOYS
>turning nascar into wagposting
>slam dunkin on Whitney
Your hard work does not go unnoticed. Ignore the haters
>don't do whatever your trying to do
this is nascar not fb
what happened with mayfield anyway?
Diredditetto flying
I appreciate the thought, but we really don't give a shit about your weird fetish
>ORANGE CAR BAD
>larson took 4 tires
>goes from 5th to 20th
this is interesting
Stop for your own sakes
smells like big one
lol
Nascar tried to make him poster child of druggies
A wild menard appears
pissed into a cup, meth detected. Claims it was adderall showed NASCAR the script. NASCAR tried to force him to do the "road to recovery" program. Mayfield told them to fuck off
B& for life
anyone have another youtube stream? the one i have is fine but it's like 30 seconds delayed
methfield truly is the tim richmond of our era
single file penskewinslol incoming
this is top tier kino lads
i hope daytona in july in like this
all the streams are about 30 seconds behind, including NASCAR's in car cameras
this
>inb4 methfield dying of aids
Exposed Evernham's relationship with Erin Crocker, stole the Daytona 500 spotlight from big teams, NASCAR fabricated drug tests with lethal levels.
He wasn't putting up with their shit.
Looks like a Penske gangbang cumfest
Aderall is meth though lol
Jeremy was an alright guy. Nascar was really full of shit.
it'll be this package again. The restrictor plate package from Feb is now history
Sauce?
You sound full of shit like the Austin cuck poster
well, the anger about Evernham banging a loli is true at least
i am aware user
i'm just hoping nascar doesn't fuck with it beforehand which more than likely they will
Did he have a prescription?
technically adderall is not methamphetamine, but it produces the same metabolites that they test for
>Sauce?
Being alive when it happened and dinner with racers
>here comes earnhardt
Methfield's story is that he had a legit script and showed it to NASCAR
The V O R T E X
Yes
I mean no it's not technically but the point is that they're both amphetamines and they do the same shit more or less
based ray
>real edgy
Yikes
.cum tribute finally
Why didn't he just have his doctor back him up? P sure doctor has more power over nascar in these situations
Nah Bruh. That's nasty shit.
brad is going to cause the big one
>Larson out in bumfuck North Dakota
NASCAR has full control and doesn't need to listen to anyone else
Mayfield was never breaking their drug policy
>DW referencing the movie Jaws
>jaws was his nickname for a while
pottery
inb4 commercial big one
i mean he made nascar mad as a crew chief, owner and on a pr level, not many people can do that
Oh wait..didn't his "step mom" come out and say she witnessed him smoking (or injecting..whatever the fuck you do with it) meth?
fucking commercials
Redpill me on why they shouldn't remove the restrictor plates at Talladega. With new safety tech there's no reason they can't go 230-240 all day
>larsons in 26th
i give up, just fucking go do dirt this season or something and leave your current team
it's truly apparent he doesn't want to be doing this shit anymore
GREEN FLAG PIT STOPS
chevy armada stops first
>restrictor plates
safety
>redpilled
What the fuck was that Keslowski pit?
>Bread
Bumfuck North Dakota is based (minus Indians)
Stay the fuck out please. Last thing we need is some Gucci loafer BMW driver to fuck up our way of life
Cars flying into the crowd for one thing.
>kekslowski
muh bobby allison 1987
>bread
that was pretty epic
>missing green flag pit stops
bravo Fox
I know, he's based for those reasons but not for being a pedo homie.
absolutely kino pitstop
>swings in backwards
>Pit crew goes ahead anyways
Kek
2002-2006 he was driving for Ray Evernham's Dodge team. He implied Evernham was intentionally tanking the team and boning the ARCA development driver Erin Crocker.
Evernham fired Mayfield mid-season, Mayfield sued and won. Evernham then married Erin Crocker, proving Mayfield to be double correct and kind of ruining Evernham's reputation in the process. Evernham if you're not aware was Jeff Gordon's crew chief in the 90's so for a period of time he was a literal God in the garage so this was a big deal to find out Evernham was actually shady as fuck and using a factory team as a way to cheat on his wife.
2009 Mayfield tried to start his own team, made the Daytona 500. At the time he was on ADHD meds with a proper prescription and everything. Failed piss test, NASCAR tried to paint him out to be a meth addict and banned him unless he went through road to recovery. Mayfield refused because he wasn't actually an addict, and going through Road to Recovery would be an admission of guilt to his sponsors. NASCAR banned him for life and then Mayfield talked a bunch of shit about Brian France being an addict himself, so they planted evidence on him - stolen equipment and drugs. Almost ruined Mayfield financially.
NASCAR fans, owners, & drivers split between believing Mayfield 100%, or thinking he's actually a crack addict.
Fast forward to 2018, France arrested for a DUI, proving the last of Mayfield's outlandish claims to be correct.
TLDR once his career was on the chopping block due to a shady owner he started leaking a ton of info about the sport that took almost a decade to come to light.
What bread did was pretty dope
>Kesolowski
Gat DANG
>ross the boss in the lead
nice
is there anything more based than that
Big Brain Brad with the 200 IQ pit strategy.
>Ross "Smashes your watermelons in front of your wedding guests" Chastain
I've heard Austin got a restraining order on him
Someone needs to do the right thing and wreck logano
BASED AS FUCK.
Now we just need Denny Hamlin's cocaine habits brought to light.
fuck yeah more commercials
I'm surprised there's no rule on that
Either way, pretty epic dorifto
the bellichek of pit stops
Just when I thought the melon farmer couldn't get any more lovable.
LIKE A BOSS
>tfw fell asleep for 20 laps
Did I miss anything?
God NASCAR really is the fucking worst
Did anyone ever get his comments on Brian France's dui and having those meds in the car?
bread dorifto
ross chastain winner
spaghetti pit stops
It's okay though because Fox couldn't be bothered to show all of them live either
Based Mayfield, also he probably lurks in here
>ynr biffle leading at dega in a similar situation
>mfw melon farmer in the lead
>you now remember Brad's fat brother
Was that in like 2015 or something? And then NASCAR pissed all over his parade by throwing a """"debris"""" caution
I can smell him
Remember? He's one of the most based guys in the garage now
the colors of this lead pack are quite aesthetic
srry
Guys
There's not gonna be a big one, is there.
>Evernham banging a loli
Uhh, what?
yeah, it was that race wehere harvick tried to wreck the field to advance to the next round
need suarez to trigger /pol/
>try to move guy out of the way
>slow down and get passed
Based
He's retarded. Crocker was mid 20s
holy shit guys suarez might do it
Whoever is first is a sitting duck if the guys behind link up in T4
>preece with a sneaky top 10
based
I should buy a ranger to haul my 5th wheel camper and also so I can take it along in my extreme sporting adventures
BASED KRUT
>hurrvick flipped the table because he was losing
Still makes me mad
k
*blocks your path*
Just bee urself
it was fun while it lasted
USA
USA
USA
push him out of the way with my pinker
Blaney just dumped redditetto
>all streams magically die
oh NO
Surprised no big one yet
this, joonyer deserved better
woah penske or gibbs is going to win so frickin epic
Stenhouse wrecks field when?
how did this go unchecked for so long?
>midget
Okay does anyone else not notice the "AD" spade after his name and where his signature should be?
????
it's coming real soon
>Safest place to be
Kyle is gonna dump him just to make him heat those words
is drafting the one thing Kryle isn't good at?
/missrico/
Holy shit
Pic related
miss him
used to love seeing him driving on phone books
does anyone have an emergency stream, they're all fucking down
>truex getting mad
he's gonna whine so much later
cable
nvm back up, now i can see larson dropping to 20th in real time
Races are always a little better with him in it.
Larson finishes top 10
please anyone but kyle or logano
>like 10 Chevrolets lined up on the bottom
CAWSHUN, THAT WAS MASSIVE
>buescher
>redditetto
Reddit btfo
troox
Truex is going to cry so much
>redditbeto
SMALL ONE
BIG JUAN BABY
LARSON IS SAVED
REDDIT BTFO
he ded yall
That was pretty brutal
...
Finally!
>inb4 no big ONE but a seemingly endless string of small ones one the restarts
You know it's gonna happen
Kek dibennedetto drove straight into him
Logano is going to get away with driving like a retard again isn't he
Fucking Amirola
poor lad getting slammed into on his 20th birthday, close to top 15 finish
RED FLAG, EVERYONE DEAD
All you idiots cry about the "terrible aero package" but the reality is the steps NASCAR have taken to ensure driver safety (i.e. Aero package, similar tires, stage racing) have actually saved that driver's life
He didnt fly so good
>the visual of 37 getting wrecked as the four leaf clover 42 zooms by
We have a chance friendos
Another lil' one
god that was violent
i don't think so, they have the horsepower to dump someone out of the way
Plate races these days are just a contest to see who can retard the hardest.
it is funny how both wrecks larson was RIGHT there
What the fuck is this
Didn't know you could browse Yea Forums from rehab, Brian.
fuck off brian
>implying we dont want blood and guts
>shove someone
>nearly kill them
>get away with it
>stay in top 10, potentially win race
What the FUCK is wrong with nascar?
Based
this is why contrived bullshit like street outlaws has greater viewership than nascar
fugg
I like Buescher
N-no
That user is crazy
It can't mean anything
right?
what's wrong with that?
this. Indycar is more deadly and sexy.
Ask Austin Dillon
are you knew user?
I think you clowns owe the new aero package an officially APOLOGIZE
Austin Dillon has other thoughts atm
I want every race to be vehicular genocide on par with your average episode of Speed Racer
OTSS nigga
Go back to /f1/ if you want a bunch of fags that have to ask permission before they pass someone
>drivers these days are such pussies they need to be given water under red flags
This is the first time this package has ever been run
>hydration break
fucking soft
Water bottle distribution is not a sport
ass to mouth?
>not asking the water guy for a large hot coffee to quench your thirst
beta
BASED
dick trickle would be smoking in this situation
>Have a race
>Race leader never gets passed
>Race order generally stays the same
>Wonder why they even run the whole race
>The race is an F1 race
It's not a sport if a woman can run with "the best in the world".
>penske gibbs 1-2
where is she
I do find it ironic that men win a lot of the cooking shows
probably watching aaron rodgers suck some cock right about now
Buescher concussed
Close
Oh fuck you for posting that.
Danica retired last year brah.
the leaf gets it
Eww is she pooping?
why are her soles yellow
LETS GO MR ELLIOTT
>larson instantly loses 13 spots
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TURN LEFT
JUST FUCKING CRASH AT THIS POINT
>jonesboy
ELEVENTY WIDE OHMAAGAWD
What's weird is that motorcycle racing is much more athletically demanding but women seem to be better at that. Maybe it's just the weight advantage, but there's plenty of manlets too.
has chebby won at all this season
>kekhouse
>steakhouse
>BIG JUAN RIGHT AFTer
>LELLIOT WINS WHATH TEU FKC
Larson just got fucked oh man
JONES IS KEKED
LELLIOTT
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lmao steakhouse why
So.. over?
larson fliped
ELLIOT WINS NIBBAS
FINALLY
Larson dead.
holy fuck
Nope. It's literally been Fords & DAMN CHEATIN' YODDERS all year.
Elliott wins!
LMFAO FUCK YES LARSON CRASHED ON LAST LAP
ATTA BOY, YOU DID SOMETHING
FUCKING LARSON
ABSOLUTE MEME DRIVER
what the FUCK kind of fucking finish was that
Preece fucking 3rd
man what a shame, that was looking to be a interesting finish
SUFFERING
SUFFERING
Jesus Christ
Based Chase
Based Preece
RIP Larson and Jeffrey
Dodge won Daytona though.
Freezing the field is the most beta numale cuck thing that has ever happened in the history of NASCAR
Damn dog sex car got fucked up too
larson probably wishes he died
>That hick that breaks into cheers when he realizes Larson's flipping
The fuck are you smoking? Dodge quit SEVEN YEARS AGO
RATE THIS RACE 1-10
CAMARO BOYS
A
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awful performance by chevy and larson for the most part, no idea how you dont just climb ANY spots throughout the race
meme fucking flips to end the race, the race that keeps on giving
Someone get me a webm with sound of DW doing his "hmhmph" groan pls
7/10
Is Jeffery actually dead?!?
Terrible con job finish
>based 9 car dunkin on these scrubs
Imagine winning a 400m gold medal in the Olympics only because the top 6 runners blew their leg out in the race.
>This is the same thing
9/10
>fox only got one crappy angle of the biggest wreck of the year
Geez this is ESPN tier
about a 9 relative to the restictor plate package we put up with in recent years
7/10
most of the race 8/10
ending 1/10
No, actually they made a comeback for Daytona kind of like Danica did
Are you a time traveler?
>42 flipped literally from 4 tires on the ground and they won't show the replay
So how is NASCAR going to claim that Larson's car blew over because of car contact on that one
LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA IS THE TRUE WINNER
IT'S SUCH A GOOD VALUE
7 for most of race
2 ending
10 for larson ending
Best race of the year so far
>the pause before jeffrey hit the wall
g-guys?
Guys Jeffrey didn't get out of his car
Stands are PACKED
They don’t show losers and meme drivers
you only have yourself to blame joey
>Watching advertisements for 3 hours straight
>Americans
Yep the roof flaps didn’t do shit since he was sideways
i missed bummed out chase
>larson_fans_watching_him_race.jpg
Bullshit.
Unless you're talking about that one Xfinity team that ran old Dodges up until last year.
good race
time for NBA
BOWMAN NEXT JUNIOR
IT WAS PREECE'S TIME DAMMIT
>nascar rigs for chase again
Hes never even going to pass Jr
NASCAR IS FUCKING BACK
Holy shit Bowman looks like Harvicks lost twin/son
>what happened to overtime?
my biggest fear is that they will ruin this race package for sake of "Security"
>doing burnouts in the wreckage of Steakhouse's car
is there a more soiy driver than Bowman
Thank goodness for the safer barriers guys
joey logano
9 best racing in year so far
>larson goes driver-side directly into the barrier
if only we had audio
10
Byron
white flag was already out
So it looks like ESPN's cameramen were hired for this race. Those were some god awful angles
you will on tuesday for radioactive
>Larson gets airborne and goes head-on into the wall at probably 180+MPH before rolling end over end
Jesus christ.
A while ago the rules changed that once the white flag flies the next flag ends the race.
>"I'M COMING HOME"
did we watch another earnhardt die?
what about the overtime line?
at least Joey gets into intense rivalries with people and drives like a chad
Again fuck you retards complaining about the aero package. NASCAR always implements measures to protect drivers, whether it be aero packages, Goodyear tyres, Sunoco race fuel, or stage racing, it's all to ensure the safety and integrity of our sport.
Is Larson ok? Why the fuck aren't they showing that?
>watching advertisements at all
>losers
What was the best part of the race for y'all?
For me it was seeing Steakhouse wreck followed by no caution
Trump wins again
Larson is lucky to be alive
larson is okay, walked to the ambulance under his own power
i don't know if earnhardt got out of his car yet tho
overtime line would apply if their were an overtime happening
Once the white flag is out, the next flag ends the race be it yellow or checkered
>this did warm my heart
...
I plowed your mom during stage 2
Got rid of it. It was dumb and didn't make sense.
so the fault was safety barrier fault?
thank you anons. Had no idea they got rid of it.
Earnhardt reportedly not able to get out of his car. more to come
about 3 more feet of altitude would have put him nose 1st into the catch fence raining debris on all those infield spectators
Chased and Little Caesars® Crazy Bread®-pilled.
they got back onto G-W-C back but instead of GWC they still call Overtime
when white flag is called, the race ends if an yellow is called
Fuck you nigger
>Larson almost greg moore'd it into the fence
yikes this package is getting thrown away
It's frustrating because they operate with this insurance myth that if you just keep the cars under some arbitrary speed they will totally never get airborne because reasons even as running that speed crams everyone together in situations that cause airborne wrecks.
Same crap as ShindyCar. I want to say until Vegas but they still haven't completely broken their pack addiction, they just try really hard to pretend it's something else.
Reports I'm reading say that he broke his neck in that crash.
yikes
Fucking based
dale earnhardt has come to reclaim the sport
>chess fan
Basilar neck fracture. Very sad.
His head broke off and he died
>Yea Forums car end up wrecking again
at least he's fine
>inb4 interview
>just hopin to stay away from the cheese grater
Multiple reports that Earnhardt has broken neck
:(
preece seems like a nice kid
Sad this one is over. I was having fun
>normal people watching nascar, only wants to see the wrecks and flips
Where are the Jeff reports
good thing is that theres hope that daytona is going to be good as long as team mates are separated
>And on the final lap of the 2019 Firecracker 400 at Daytona, the clouds opened up. It began to rain Busch Light from the skies, and down from the heavens a road appeared that lead to turn 3, and down came Dale Earnhardt from the skies, with Ronnie Van Zant in the passenger seat. The crowd roared, and the faggot known as Kyle Busch disintegrated. All cars stopped, and Dale Earnhardt passed them all. Fans swallowed their Copenhagen in pure shock as he took the checkered flag.
the guy in the red shirt was staring at his cell phone the entire wreck and never looked up
this what ruined Gen 6 SS races
also the 2018 package ruined Indy 500 race
i hope the 2019 gets better
>random posts ITT = reports
>it's NASCAR's fault a completely separate wreck happened by not throwing a yellow for Steakhouse
Wow NASCAR fans really are dumb
>FOX doesn't even show him getting out of the car in Victory Lane
Hope you guys liked this race today because I guarantee after Larson's accident we never bring this back.
we dont deserve that as a society
I liked 2018 indy 500 race, it was more like the 90s
>2018 package ruined Indy 500 race
that was a snoozer. The test session showed a little promise that it'll be better this year
Mike Joy said everybody was fine.
Both those fuckers hit that wall pretty much head on, though.
what do we need to do to deserve this
It’s not nascars fault Larson is a shit driver
it doesn't matter what nascar does. short of cutting the speeds down significantly cars are gonna get airborne and flip. it's something that
's almost impossible to avoid when you come to a track like this.
but he still capitalized on the win and the opportunity
bro in this new pc world who knows how many people were offended by the crashes. they freeze to stop more offense
Jeffrey Earnhardt and William Byron released from infield care. Both were held slightly longer than the other drivers.
