Chicago Cubs @ Arizona Diamondbacks Official Gamethread

Chicago Cubs
1. Daniel Descalso (L) 2B
2. Kris Bryant (R) RF
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Javier Baez (R) SS
5. David Bote (R) 3B
6. Jason Heyward (L) CF
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
9. Jose Quintana (R) P

Arizona Diamondbacks
1. Adam Jones (R) RF
2. Ketel Marte (S) CF
3. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B
4. David Peralta (L) LF
5. Christian Walker (R) 1B
6. Wilmer Flores (R) 2B
7. Nick Ahmed (R) SS
8. Carson Kelly (R) C
9. Luke Weaver (R) P

Gamenotes
Start time: 3:10pm CST
Gametime Temp: 94°F
Chance of Precip: 0%
Chicago Cubs sent LHP Mike Montgomery on a rehab assignment to Iowa Cubs.
Arizona Diamondbacks designated RHP Matt Koch for assignment.
Arizona Diamondbacks recalled RHP Jon Duplantier from Reno Aces.
Weaver is 1-3 with an ERA of 9.00 in his 6 starts against the Cubs

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First for Cubs!

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On another note
Duensing is in full regression justifying the DFA
Happ is still doing poorly
And Russell just face planted in his roll out to AAA
So the current line up looks to be safe for now.

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Everybody’s out watching Endgame.

Go Cubs

gross

>mfw I haven't seen a single Avengers movie

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Baez, Baez, Baez

>2019
>still watching capeshit

Bote on fire

If Bryant just crashes and burns, at least we got Bote.

Bryant will recover desu

>Desu
We must give Bryant the eyes.

A thread died for this.

Bote is crazy

fuck you buddy

Kys

>92397618
Anything about dive grass isn't a real thread

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Hurtful

Hope it was a broors thread.

...

>Arizona Diamondbacks designated RHP Matt Koch for assignment.
That confirms Koch intentionally threw at Bote.
What an asshole.

Haven't watched the past couple of games, what happened?

>Mark Grace
F

Hoping your name is Thread

NOT FUNNY

Bote smashes 2 home runs, next at bat Koch threw at Bote. Bote wasn't happy, but immediately tried to defuse the situation, benches still cleared, no ejections.

>Only has 3 years on the Dbags
>Works for them and not the Cubs
He might as well be dead.

Thanks for the rundown user, have a you

Funny wasn’t intended. I miss him.
And stop being so sensitive milley.

I thought he was dead when I saw the post lad

>Schwarber on base with the pitcher batting
An ill omen approaches.

Just because you can choose which fast food joint you want to work for doesn’t mean a pro can just choose which venue he’ll work for post career.

>Implying Mark Grace couldn't have gotten a job at the Cubs organization

BRYANT SMASHES A 2 RUN HOMER!
2-0

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woohoo yeah wooo

Nice call

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B R Y A N T
I
N
G
E
R

Reddit meme in the house!

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU

Who was on base?
Was getting something to eat.

Q

THE PITCHER

>A 95 right in the solar pexlus
Avenge Rizzo Baez!

TRADE RIZZO AND HEYWARD FOR PITCHERS

That strike two is going to fuck with Beaz's discipline now.

>why did I get hit? no idea

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I don't get it.

Rizzo bats so close to the plate pitches sometimes go behind him.

I still don't get what a railroad crossing has to do with that.

>Q gave up a hit but is clean through 3.

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Why did Baez freeze on the strike three

Thought it was going to be an inside curve ball when it was a fastball because most pitchers try to get him to chase on that pitch as opposed to challenging him directly.

DINGER

BIG DINGER CONTRERAS

CONTRERAS WITH A SOLO SHOT HOME RUN
3-0

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W00t

Time for Q's first base hit of the season.

>free outs

Which means we’re going to hear about you on the news some day...

How was that not a balk?

OH, BUT THATS NOT A BALK...

Fug, RIP shutout.

I love my cubbies so fucking much holy shit

Javy seems like the real deal, the weird shit doesn't stop happening

Bote with a web gem.

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Q is cruising along and is in line for the win.

Great snag by Bote too.

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You’re counting eggs, not chickens.

I said he's in line for the win, not he's going to win.

You tried.

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I haven't been around to hang on these threads to see Lala-user but I was at the game yesterday and forgot to post from there.

Wish I was there today. I do love how for a few days Chase Field turns into Wrigley Field Southwest.

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wgn showing some prime pusy with that thot cam

You went to a game and didn’t share?

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These tits are insane

>Update

The Wifi they put in Chase is spotty at times, I was also in the upper deck...view is not bad for 14 bucks. I have pics but they're on my phone.

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God damn we went so fucking long without goddamn MONSTER MONSOON

Fug, this is all your fault.

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;_;

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Goddamnit, they got some runs.

I'm gonna watch the rest of the game from the gym here in AZ.

Less dbacks fans there for some odd reason.

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>jinxes game
>gets called out on it
>other guys fault
Millennials, dude.

Stop projecting

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!#!

...
SCUBA!

>SHITCONGO

>Jinxes the game by saying Q will fail
>He does fail
>'It's the other guys fault'
Own it.

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>CUSBS
CUSBS
>CUSBS
CUSBS
>CUSBS
CUSBS
>CUSBS
CUSBS
>CUSBS
CUSBS
>CUSBS
CUSBS

Throw strikes!

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Positive predictions jinx, kiddos.

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>Damage control
Brach gets out of the jam he created at least.
New ball game.

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please come together as friends otherwise the cubs won't win

>God Bless America
Red state trash excuse for a stretch.

People complained about “peanuts and crackerjack”

why don’t these Arizona Mexicans sing take me out to the ballgame like proper Americans? Wtf I just spit out my Bloody Mary watching this pipe organ debacle of god bless America

woo

If Schwarber was out yesterday, this guy's out.
Otherwise confirmed umpball

Cishek!
Worth
Every
Penny!

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Baez is due for a base hit

>$14
Not bad. Got a craving the other day for raw honeycomb. Used to be able to get a 6” square for a couple of dollars at the corner store. It closed decades ago. Now the only place that has it is Whole Paycheck, $17 for a credit card sized piece.

nice out at 1st, james bond

Baez suddenly an old man.

Tuesday Cubs playing at 9PM (10 PM CT time). Hate it when they play on the far side of the planet.

I think Baez beats his wife, too.

Imagine living in the backwater village known as shitcongo

Offense choose a bad time to go cold.

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At least you get to see the game end before Wednesday.

feelsgoodman.jpg

>Not being a NEET who can sleep in until 12pm

>not having a job and living in a comfortable apartment with your wife

>Being a NEET and only sleeping until noon

Disgraceful

>Having a job
>Renting an apartment
>Wasting your life with a pile of flesh and not the superior 2D

Cishek!
Still
Worth
Every
Penny!

That second strike out was wicked.

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This guy gets it

Based

home run for schwarbie

it was perfection.

az diamondbacks do have a nice field ill give them that. but i dont see their logic behind their mascot.

their team are snakes..
but their mascot is a bobcat. why couldn't they have an anthropomorphize a snake? why a bobcat or four nightmare fuel randy johnsons?

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And why a cobra on the shoulder patch when a diamondback is A FUCKING VIPERIDAE!

>Balls can only reach the warning track
>Again
Crap, we're going to get walked off at this rate.

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>Sending in Strope
What?

it's not like they have any clear cut closer. I miss rondon

Huh I thought I was the only one who thought about that.

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lol autism

You use the closer when you take the lead to close out the game. He is not closing out anything right now.

Arizona is jealous Illinois gave the key to the city to Cobra Commander first.

No shit. There is no go to closer right now, it's by committee, so there's no reason to be shocked to see Strop in the bottom of the 9th.

Free baseball
>Inb4 Chatwood is brought in for long relief.

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>cusb struggling against a team that traded away their entire team
Oh yeah, the cusb are definitely winning the nl central LMAO

How long does walking two guys and then giving up a walk-off single take?

sorry we had no idea

BUCKLE UP BOYS, we got extra innings.

who won

The bears

We MIGHT get that good Chatwood who loads the bases and strands everyone.

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hahaha no

it's gonna be a long day

>5 pitch inning

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>a 1-2-3 inning on 5 pitches
LMAO CUSB """"""""""""OFFENSE"""""""""""""

>5 pitch inning

Woof

trip on retard

SEETHING

les jeux sont faits

it was a joke man sorry

>please strop

Perfect GIDP

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more like starlin margay

Almora, you got to make those catches if you want more playing time.

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GOD DAMN FUCK

here comes the wild pitch D:

>not walking Escobar
wtf Maddon?

Will dbacks win?

>not getting paid to sleep and shitpost on the job

We survive for another inning.

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Well thank gawd for Heyward

>Not getting NEET bucks from the government

Whew

11th inning boys!!

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>Another ball that only reaches the warning track.

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>warning track

Getting other people to work for you used to mean starting a business and being a boss. Now it means give me money because I exist.

Just admit you got outskilled

>Desplantier
Is that French for ‘fieldhand?’

I hope this joke of a game goes to the 19th inning

>The offense is dead.

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Just admit you’re poor because you’re a loser.

Kintzler's been doing well, he can buy us another inning.

>Not working at a CPA firm

Do you guys even work?

Just admit you're mad because someone you see as loser got ahead of you.

>Do you guys even work?
No, i'm a cubbie after all

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>can design a house and produce all documents necessary for permit & construction
50k/yr
>can nail two boards together
100k/yr
>can add 2+2 and get 3 for taxes and 5 for the client
250k/yr

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>Accountants
That's a profession that should be take over my machination.
Fuckers intentionally making taxes complicated so they can keep their job.

cubs announcers are so fucken boring

We live to fight another inning

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>cubs announcers are fucking awesome
Fixed.

Agreed. I switched to the dbags, they're shit as well but not as dull as those fucks.

>Fuckers intentionally making taxes complicated so they can keep their job.

The government does that for us

Most people have very simple taxes and we don't deal with them at my firm.

Government could easily do the taxes themselves and just send you a bid. The accountant lobby actually made this and more public knowledge of free tax software illegal.

So was almora just pretending to be clueless at the plate?

Holy fuck a hit!

Explain how they'd deal with self employment income, foreign reporting, corporate and partnership tax, estate tax, and gift tax.

he shakes his bat like that because he’s benzo brist

zobrist looks like he's having a stroke at the plate

Benzos don't make me shaky bro

Almora with a base hit!
Zobrist walks!

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get a load of this fuckin nerd pitcher kek

Guess you won’t get to cheat the rest of us out of your fair share of the tax burden.

All those faggots are already tax cheats.
Jack up the estate tax to 100%

Get off of Yea Forums, Ben

people who wear glasses are all not sees, pol pot had the right idea

>We get paid to do shit correctly, not make up a bunch of illegal nonsense.

You wanna see tax cheats look at small businesses and people getting paid under the table.

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Bryant HBP
Bases loaded!
No outs!

>It was 3-0
What the fuck Dbags?

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>ayyy tony rizzo wheresa da gabbagool

Why was Bryant going to bunt that?

Just hit a crunkbuster instead.

>bases loaded
>zero outs
>Rizzo

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finna boutta get RIZZED ON

>Hitting KB

Ice cold lads

>You wanna see tax cheats
Go to a post office.

>shitzzo strikeout
incoming GIDP

>Swinging at a pitch in the dirt
What the fuck...

Avenge him Baez!

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finna boutta get EL MAGOd

>You wanna see tax cheats
Look up everyone who 'donates' to the Republican part

Whaez?

Save us Bote!

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finna boutta BOTE

>bases loaded
>0 outs
>CUSBS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Bases loaded
>No outs
>Don't score

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>RISP

never forget

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Bases loaded, no outs and they couldn’t get run. That’s the Cubs I know!

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scuba kek scuba!!

They framed that shirt the Cubs players destroyed.
I wonder if they're not allowed to do that now.

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And now Maddon has blown his only challenge. Can’t touch this.

>not allowed to
STOP IT

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you're a faggot

After the 8th, you can request they look at plays, which means unlimited challenges.

Time to get walked-off, cusb

...fubar

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>Bullpen plays check with foul balls
>Cubs put them under the bleachers after the renovation.

>GIDP
Good to see the defense is still holding strong.

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Make
America
Great
Or else

who is she

>He doesn't know
It's pic related

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>homophobia on 4channel
the mods will hear about this

i'm a mod AMA

>Another HBP
Couldn't you have thrown that last inning after Bryant?

Stolen base by Willy!

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What’s the record for hit batters during a game because, dayum!

START SCORING SOME RUNS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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i heard arizona is a pretty ok place to live

What a great design for a ballpark.

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the sun has gone down and the moon has come up
and long ago somebody left with the cup

How many syllables does the word "wild" have?

GOT THAT FAGGOT

>RISP

Fuck!

I mean, they tried, but fuck.

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fuck off, we're full

not a bad move even though he missed it.

...with idiots who vote against their economic interests.

If he started right when the catch let go of the ball, he would have made it, he started right before the pitcher got the ball.

this is coming for a texan, does that change your stance?

So long Cubfans. Time for capeshit.

if his command can be good this guy's a good bullpen threat... strangely enough the two prospect pitchers (edwards and maples) have no command

Yikes

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depends on which guns you own

>capeshit
Yikes

And... Maples started falling part right when you said that.
Thanks a lot.

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>capeshit

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sorry I didn't know

GROSS.

currently just a revolver. working a lot and dont "need" a collection right now. i need an excuse to expand

based jinxposter

Jesus is this game still going on? It’s not on tv and I stopped getting updates after the 13 but no winner update

Jesus christ. He can't even hit the zone.

THROW

STRIKES

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>this faggot is going to walk 4 straight batters to end the game

>Bases loaded
>Chatwood in
Looks like that walk off walk might happen after all.

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surely the next guy will throw strikes
>it's chatwood

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>just a revolver
>dont "need" a collection right now
sorry Bubba, we're full

this is the easiest walk off shrimp call ever

Based
Yikes stay in texas please

THROW STRIKES

Father John Murphy goes yard right here

>Chatwood got out of it
Maples better get him a very good gift.

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he actually did it the madman

fair enough. enjoy your 113,998 square miles of literally nothingness

I wanted to apologize for this post

if the cubs this i will eat my own ass on camera and post it to my instragram

Chatwood!
Worth
Most of the
Pennies!

>if the cubs this
If the cubs this what?
lose this?

*if the cubs win this

not true and you know it

will do, thanks bud

if the cubs lose this*

get some jelly os syrup, user

>mfw unearned win

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>Dbags underestimate the wily old veteran's base running
RISP, let's see if we can't get it this time.

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Typical cubs fans

ERROR

Yes, should've said "some of the".

>man on second with no outs
cool, now we just gotta load em up and then not score

>bryant takes a wide one
lewd

Bryant stole Heyward's luck stat.

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lol this dbag pitcher

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incoming GIDP

FASTER!

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Rizzo with another fly out to the warning track, but Zobrist to third.

Come on Baez!
>Who is intentionally walked for Bote
COME ON BOTE!

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>R...

>Bote with a walk off grand slam chance

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>In play, out(s)

GOT THAT FAGGOT

F A S T E R

>Let's go freeman chant
What?

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...

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>...ISP

>RISP

Heywards true colors

Fuck me bros, my heart can't take this.

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Man, this cubs team is absolute garbage

fucking trash

baseball can be such a terrible, infuriating sport to watch

>4 pitch walk

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You need to go to the cardiologist

fuck it. at this point i wanna see some position player pitching. dbags first pls

>Chatwood found his command
Just don't lose it again.

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Hope this goes to the 19th so my mariners can ass rape the cusbs on tuesday

we gon hit dat bump limit tonight?

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>this game is STILL going on

CAM ON CUBBAS
SCORE SUM FACKIN RUNS

>Contreras get a golden sombrero.

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CHATWOOD
H
A
T
W
O
O
D

*Chatwood has entered the chat*

CHATWOOD WITH A DOUBLE!
>Free outs

>That look Chatwood gave Andriese for throwing that change up.

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>FREE
>OUTS

pretty easy to get a sombrero when you have 16 plate appearances

whoa!

>R...

blocked

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why would Chatwood run? he’s all about walking

>holding him at third

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Will Chatwood single-handedly win this game?

ALMORA WITH A BASE HIT, CHATWOOD TO THRID

Come on Zobrist, be clutch again
>Maddon talking with Chatwood
Please don't have gone Lester on us Chatwood, you're our only pitcher left.

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delet this

ZOBRIST DOES IT A TRIPLE THAT SCORES CHATWOOD AND ALMORA!
5-3

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MERCEDES-BENZOBRIST

SUCK IT

BRYANT WITH A SAC FLY TO SCORE ZOBRIST!
6-3

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Chatwood is the player of the game. Change my mind.

FUCKING FINALLY

hi old buddy.

ZOBRIST IS TODAY'S SAVIOR!

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>Kyle Ryan was in the pin still
Oh thank goodness we still have someone in the pen

>Chatwood can still get the win
Don't fuck this up Ryan, Chatwood deserves this win after he didn't get one for this start

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I can't.

will chatwood and darvish both have the redemption arcs they need?

Sup Cerafag.

1 more to go

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Oh for fuck sakes...

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oh god what if they tie it up and then the inning ends?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god damn...

>Kyle Ryan
>having two first names

What the fuck Ryan...

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>methinals

>this absolute fucking bum

Incoming walk-off blast

i hate the dbags so much

Hello there loose boobs lover.

Come on....one more out!
That's all. I mean it's great we locals will still get free tacos but free tacos and a Cubs W would be awesome!

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this is FUCKING BULLSHIT! I'm never watching this STUPID FUCKING GAME EVER AGAIN!!!

gg cusb

JESUS CHRIST

[W]
No way this game was going to end with no drama.
Easily the most hard fought, ground out win of the season.

Chatwood sacrificed himself so the Cubs could get this win
Press F for Chatwood.

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EAT SHIT FAGGOTS
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Why do I feel like I just won a game of russian roulette

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waaay too close for comfort..
based benzo getting it done

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OH THANK YOU JESUS AND THANK YOU ZOBRIST AGAIN!

ANIME TITTIES WINS AGAIN!

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gg dbag

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HAIL ANIME!

F

>ZobRISP

>>Be a Cubs fan from Illinois now living in Phoenix.
>>Cubs win
>>Still get free tacos because 5+ runs for DBacks win or lose (despite they are taco bell tacos)

Today was a good yet stressed day my friends.

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Are you the rangers fan?

No I'm the Cerea fag.

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if bryant hadn't gotten the sac fly, they'd probably still be playing the game now

We'll need to have you two duke it out.
Got any pictures of the benches clearing?


Also fun fact, this was the second longest game in chase field history.
Tommrow's a much needed off day then it's off to Settle to play by baby league rules.

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I sadly didn't get any pics of the benches clearing I was more eating my popcorn waiting in anticipation for an entire brawl to come out. Kinda like when you see two spastic idiots during your childhood about to throw down during recess.

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Ah, theres a cerea rags fan too so i thought maybe he was you

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU

Lala-user in Cubs thread can vouch for me. We go back a bit. Besides, Cerea belongs to the cubs!

I can confirm we do have someone who claims to be in Arizona who's a Cubs fan who posts Cerea during gamethreads and they've never brought up a cross allegiance to the Rags.

Also, I don't see the Cubs getting into a brawl, unless it's someone charging the mound to get after Dinosaur Man since I could see him throwing at people since he's already did it in spring training.

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