Unofficial /turnleft/ TALLADEGA RACE THREAD

'DEGA

2:00 on FOX

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today is the day

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Dega' time!

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Rolling for who flies into the grandstands today

rip chase elliott

reroll

Indy drivers are pussies for not wanting to race here

>low 190's for qual

I see 2 things happening today.

1. Single file draft trains because of huge parachute on back.
2. Clean air wins and nobody can pass the leader because of huge parachute on back.

Look up the 1959 Daytona indy race

I am horny and really need to cum. Post some Natalie Decker pics.

*ruins your race*

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If either of those happen I am going to kys myself

Modern indycars are safer though, also saferbarrier is a thing

>tfw you know larson is going to crash out today and ruin your afternoon
>but also a girl is coming over tonight and will let me eat her ass in the shower
the yin and the yang

okay pal

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Got dang, Jeff Gordon got old

when will Alex Slowman win?

On one hand I respect Mike Joy getting out of Fox's prerace bullshit, on the other hand it means Adam Alexander is on this broadcast.

ShindyCar doesn't want to have any other race faster than Indy and NASCAR/ISC has no reason to want them to race there either.

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was based desu. exposed how garbage super speedway racing has become.

DELETE THIS

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*makes passing on superspeedway illegal*

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how many debris cautions caused by the damage clock today

I miss him

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SAFER barrier doesn't mean shit when the car goes airborne into the catch fencing. If you want to see why running an IndyCar at a high banked oval go look at 2011 Las Vegas. It's not the speed, it's the lack of a means to scrub speed and separate cars from one another.

At Vegas the cars were flat all around the track, and because of the banking there was no point on track where you scrubbed off speed depending on what line you chose. As a result, everybody ran in a huge pack, and the result was one death.

rolling for which lap Ricky causes the medium to big one

wasn't he supposed to run some of these restrictor races with jrm

>nascar.com/news-media/2019/04/28/all-four-joe-gibbs-racing-cars-among-those-going-to-rear-at-talladega/

Yeah, but "something" happened. Maybe he's on some kind of weird medication, I don't know. Wouldn't still be at the track if NASCAR knew he was doing drugs.

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i do hope they put up his audio during the warm up lap.

God the new car designs are so shit

Bring back CoT you shits.

DW wylin

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The COT was fugly but provided great racing. These cars look nice but race like ass.

>2001 jacket

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I thought Dimebag was dead?

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Dale spinning in his grave at 8k rpm

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eating ass is so fucking hot

>let me eat her ass
"let you".....

That's not how it works. You're worth more than that bitch, user, and don't you forget it.

He's due bros

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Autism Dillon

>Dale jacket
what did he mean by this

>333
Holy Shit

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>we demand race cars that look like real cars!
okay, here
>NOT GOOD ENOUGH THEY'RE NOT 100% STOCK FIX IT BY THE WAY THE RACING SUCKS

>what did he mean by this
I think he was trying to play a game. Does he have pepperoni or thumbtacks.

>clowns

g-guys....???

Roll for who has a career ending wreck

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based

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>muh god

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how big is the Dega?
I've been to indy and pocono. Indy is like a fucking city.

>how big?

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Brian scott is fucked

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>muh god

oh i already ignored her pleas to come over last night because i wasn't in the mood, i don't put the pussy on the pedestal my friend

the only thing on the pedestal is kyle larson

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heavenly father please bless all the drivers and their children male ages 8-13 with pre pubescent pubic hair peach fuzz amen

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confirmed

>dillon wins

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bigg

I'm just here hoping someone will die today

Nascar fans are just massive crybabies for the most part

y

hope it's you

>think bbc big

dude cant catch a break

>tfw it wasn't until I was in my 20's I realized driving in circles could get me a smoking hot gf no matter how ass ugly I am

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>i don't put the pussy on the pedestal
Good, good.

Doing God's work, user.

watch indy.

Nascar nowadays are all about the safe boxes where someone can flip mid-air 10 times and land wheels up and walk out unscathed

Rolling for who fuckign dies today

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>ywn eat danicas ass
>ywn eat danicas ass while arron rodgers watches

y live

Roll again :D

i was at Pocono when Wilson got killed.

official race prediction: stupid, boring racing for 90% of the race followed by idiotic blocking resulting in the first few rows of fans getting sprayed with shrapnel.

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rent free

also what happens if bubba wins?

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Fuck off to /f1/ with your cancerous faggotry.

nascar legislated flips (and with this package, crashes) out of it

disgusting and betapilled

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>tfw I don't care about the danger, I just want good racing
Why was I born too late for the best parts of literally everything?

WHEN DOES LARSON PUT HIMSELF IN THE WALL?

LAP 127 FOR ME

>Danica Patrick

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That is gay. If you fuck a girl while people watch then you are a big fag because you are helping other guys get big pp

rolling for what da big juan happens

aaron detected

stenhouse detected

another set of 3s... How many is that now?

Definitely taking the under. He'll be done by lap 35

Jootube stream
youtube.com/channel/UCvvOJrTOyvWOZZHln13lY8w/live

Good sized crowd...from this angle.

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rolling for winrar?

>pit penalty early stage 2
>hits wall with 30 laps remaining in stage 2

who at fox thought jamie mcflurry was a good idea?

>that command
I'm scared

>tfw got my tickets for Pocono 400

FUCK I can't wait

based angry start your engines

FINALLY! Someone with some balls giving the command

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Would be a shame if a car flew into it ;)

based blaney

tfw remember being excited for Daytona/Talladega because it meant someone was probably going to flip
>ooga booga flips are horrible, even though no one gets killed in them, gotta keep those cars on the ground!

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this race has just been blessed

rate that command lads
>9/10

Please God

fugg

Jamie is fine, it's the (((Fox))) producers that suck ass.

I can't tell if I'm watching a woman's daytime TV show or a race show, and it's because of the faggots in their production department. Pure urbanite cancer and faggotry.

I'd put every clown itt into the wall

Has there been a single NASCAR driver in the past 50 years that has died from injuries sustained in a normal rollover?

stream link?

nascar.com/drive

Here's a back up for you.

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not going to be there Sunday, but gonna go for qualifying.

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Well, I would say that NASCAR pulls a Wendell Scott and declares the second-place driver the winner until everybody goes home, but since Bubba is from Alabama there might people actually cheering him for a win.

If Daniel Suarez wins, the track is gonna get littered with shit and someone will try to kill him before rolling into Victory Lane.

Jootube stream

I think there was one in ARCA in the early 90s.

Either Kyle or Autism Dillon

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Bruce Jacobi?

based Talladega

10/10 Best Starting Command of the season and one of the best NASCAR has had in a long time.

pocono in person is blessed

>tfw I just hope this is a better race than the F1 snoozefest this morning
Seriously, why the fuck was Baku such a sucker today?

:stopgetting3's:

Why does Reddit love shitty drivers so much?

Thanks

why don't you go ask them

why doesn't Jr. do a 1 off at dega? it would be good for the sport

ooh baby

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they love anyone quirky and "weird", whereas true /turnleft/ chads cheer for larson

>Toyotas to the back
lolpenskewinsbaby

Because the current F1 rules package sucks. Also, the first race in Baku was boring as hell too.

if only the race had been as memey as practice and qualifying

Look at that fuckin spoiler jesus

>almost a quad
It's all but confirmed, Autism ftw today

because they are losers irl and it makes them want to cheer for losers.

It legitimately looks like something people would run in my old R/C Car Club when the 1/10th Nitro Touring Car class was active. Fucking stupid.

That may have been Chris Gehrke you are talking about. He died because some madlad ARCA-braked into him after his car stopped flipping.
Okay you got me on that one

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>Larson
>Not Kyle
You know it's true

Larson is a BUM

It honest to God looks like the goofy wicker bill that they sometimes put on street stocks.

>Muh holy communion

danica danica danica danica danica

>$6 billion to build
Mike Joy retire when

BOOGITY BOOGITY ______

BOOGITY

BOOGITY

BOOGITY

Oh shit an actual crowd

this track literally requires no skill. just mash the gas.

>Air temp at track 76
>Air temp here 47 and rainy

Rolling for what lap Larson has his badluck start

>autism exposed first lap

dega is a confirmed draw my man

it's how racing should be - going fast, turning left, fucking whores after you finish

>you hit the hail on the ned, jeff

Rolling for winner

>le epic sportsball comparison

miss me with that gay shit

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Which is why it's the best track on the calendar.

same here. northeast?

North Jersey

That would be Bristol

>track literally requires no skill. just mash the gas.
That's because they're good and make it look easy.

Those cars are being buffeted around like crazy, and they're about on the verge of a wreck almost every lap.

>he has one of the best pushers
>talking about the guy that wrecked half the fucking field last july over 2 separate incidents

feels same. boston here

LARSON PUSH FROM 13TH TO 6TH

Lmao steakhouse is going mad
Gonna be a fun day

Haha Stenhouse is going to kill everyone

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Yeah, that was what I was thinking of

That dude was like fifty feet in the air though

this is already miles more exciting than a lot of plate races

Onboards for VLC (change index from 1 to 4 to change quality, 1 is best, 4 is worse)
elliott
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bowman
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absolutely kino rn leafbro

I guess they should give the trophy to the spotter then huh?

dega broadcasts require side-by-side ads. i'm gonna be pissed when the big one happens during ads.

tee jay may jores

CRASH
four cars

WRECKING

>commercial wreck

Elliot Sadler said a drunk monkey could qualify here. One of my favorite quotes.

I can't wait for Logano to get away with driving like a jackass like he does every time he races at Daytona and Talladega.

welp

bubba, one seems to be mcdowell

That's literally every race now

>commercial caution

This is why he must destroy capitalism

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Yeah cause we need to know what a SmartDog is instead of see the sporting event we tuned into.

RIP BBC

ahem

FUCK BUBBA WALLACE AND DANIEL SQAUREZ

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>commercial caution
take a shot everyone

jynxed it
>bubba

holy shit larson just BARELY escaped that crash lel

Lmao

There will be 5 cars that finish this race

thats how you win

Well at least he killed Denny and Cunt.

>McDumbass driving down the track into Autism

can we just admire blaney's car control there for a second

who was the black car in the very back spinning out by himself?

looks like an iracing wreck

That was a lil' one

SOON

looks like bowyer

>Bubba
>McDowell
>Clit
>Hamlel
>Harvick
>Tift

Bubba is trying way too fucking hard.

bubba what the fuck are you doing

there was someone else behind him

can we get rid of the caution clock pls

At least hurrvick was involved

iracing is gay

time for a bunch of fucking debris cautions because of this FUCKING STUPID repair clock

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>bubba

james, i thought you lived in canada?

Holy shit this is hilarious. He's just tugging and shaking it. They should just cut it off and leave it in.

>that outro music

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who /smartdogs/ here?

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>that busch guy
holy fuck LMAO what a chad

Harvick is kill

based flannel guy

I'm waiting for that commercial to inspire some "

I fucking hate the Busch guy

Why are they even bothering with harvick, he's not going to miss the chase.

I can't wait for Tifft to get DQ'd with barely any damage at all because his crew is retarded

Inspire some "dance while your car creeps" thing based on that one part

>back-to-back-to-back commercials
i hate america sometimes

>Hurvick is kill

get the fuck out

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found the beta cuck

Go get fucked by the cripple, James

>american flag

Limp-wristed DYEL numale incel detected

is it because he possesses all the alpha chad qualities you dream about having yourself?

lmao did they really bring the busch guy to the race? sort of based

>muh buzzwords

>mcdowell seething at wallace
kek

>larson's paint decal is a dating app
should we all try it

>muh alt rightosity

Why can they only get like 20 laps on tires here, but the Nankangs on my Alero get 60k thousand miles? Does Goodyear not know how to make tires?

>using a "dating app"
The kind of "people" that use that shit are the same kind of "people" using (((social media))).....cancer.

43 is S E E T H I N G

are you the same person? can you not spout weird /pol/ shit in here? if you can't help yourself then

it is a good way to find sloots that are d2f

met my wife on tinder it works

Brad Keselowski.. won this race

Not the same person.

Why don't you fuck off to redddditt if you're going to be a crying little bitch.

nigger

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>this same crying faggot in every /turnleft/ thread
Just go away already.

return to plebbit where faggots like yourself belong. This is a thread for real Americans, nigger.

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>muh inability to ignore posts i don't like

>met my wife on tinder
So have a lot of other dudes.

why do fat chicks call themselves thicc anons? where in their delusional minds do they think they're fooling anybody?

Dega reminder
youtu.be/F8XvwEyfH5c

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ill always remember where i was for that one...

And that destroyed the front end of Newman's car

epic! very funny! haha!

Jimmie spun under commercial, blew a tire

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At least Hendrick is gone least likeable cunt in nascar

My insult was /fit/ not /pol/ though

>underrated post

Where is my rags bro?

>Gimmie

what would happen at dega?

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Time for ole jj to pack it up

>C-C'mon guise, we need to be tolerant and join together to fight the evil nazi's....r-right guise

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Thank you repair policy

>DW talking about his penis like that

how mad are all the rednecks gonna be when almirola wins?

>Suarez being a selfish bitch

Literally no suprise

yes

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>lurking....with rags

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They like Almirola more than all the beta yankees in the sport now

Why is Tifft out?

>blaney from 2nd to 21st
based larson herding the weak out of the way

I-I-is it the Larson redemption arc?

He was bored

alright i don't even care what happens now, larson officially led a lap at daytona

Bubba blacked about 8 cars

repair clock

the top lane is just a crapshoot

A lot of swampfolk in Florida will think it's cool

...

>Jimmie got lapped
OHNONONONO

This is Talladega friend

Which drivers have you noticed have like no fans? Legit never met anyone who was like yep I'm an Erik Jones fan

The second stage should be on the roval. They should actually do this on everything but the short tracks.

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nigger

I'm an Erik Jones fan of sorts

Autism

Based

this confuses the redneck

why?

dunno, just has a good vibe to me. I like watching him do well

Menard, Byron (people are only a fan of the number), Bowman, Menard, dont know how Hamlin or Truex have fans, or any of the C teams like DiBenedetto

How long until one of those fuckhueg radiator pans flies into the stands/through a windshield and kills somebody?

>small single file packs
zzzzz

byron and bowman

same thing yesterday with xfinity.
are you not satisfied with 40 laps good racing?

I like Byron and Bowman, and Truex is from Jersey like me, so I have to like him by default

HAHAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

>side by side window got smaller
based fox

landon is kill

I'm here for you, user. Have a great day.

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>gimmie 8 laps down

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isnt Truex from like everywhere and kind of like Bubba? (born in Mobile but raised in North Carolina)

youre more likely to die getting run over by Bread in the garage area after sneaking in at Vegas
t. guy who almost got run over by Bread

Not that I know of. His whole family have raced at the Wall 1/3 mile and that's in the heart of Jersey.

I'm sorry for you Chile.

I bet the Jews are behind this somehow. What do we really know about his new (((sponsor))) anyway?

He's from the Northeast, I believe

>almirola too fast
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>10 car btfo
oopsie

>lelrola

Do you want a medal? good job, pay fucking attention in a hot garage dumbass

>What do we really know about his new (((sponsor))) anyway?
it's a rebranded version of GMAC

Best Dillon leading

isn't Chile spics?

Its almost as if fucking around in a busy garage is likely to get you hurt

Troox comes from a family that made its living as fishermen off the Jersey coast. Them's good workin' roots.

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he's from NJ.

the joke is that there is a large number of tracks considered his "home track"... pocono, dover, NHMS, watkins glen

born and bred ocean county

add Richmond to that

ocean county....
>ugh

fuck you brad im drinking over here

So (((they))) claim, my friend. So (((they))) claim.

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technically yes, that's why i can laugh at him (and suarez) without any problems

>Jimmie Johnson: -9 laps

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Don’t tell me what to do dad

>couple of leaders start to stutter
>meme big on last lap of stage
Based

ocean and monmouth are the best counties in the state

kek

Is that a Hooters car with god's true Camaro paint scheme

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It's still going to be like ten minutes from the time the stage ends until pits open

i wanna cum all over jamie little's feet

they don't fuck around down in that Vegas garage, they fly around that infield on their way out to pit road

holy cringe

>troox out of gas

stages will never not be fucking stupid

is Ty /ourguy/?

>mfw got knocked to the ground by Mason Mitchell at an ARCA race

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No communists allowed in the Talladega thread

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when i was in 5th grade, there was a mentally disabled kid in my class who's mom drove a camero with those colors. she seemed like a total bitch.

I like them, but see the merit in the old school method as well that rewards long term planning and racing.

>Chevy sweep in stage 1

4D CHESS

>stages

What the fuck is this pussy shit?
What happened to running all laps?

>god's true Camaro paint scheme
>posts 4th Gen abomination throwback

i would leave the stages in place, just not throw the caution.

Need that TV ad money.

This is the right way

If you're still complaining about stages you need to pull your head out of your ass. They're fine.

Im hungry guys, should i go get some chipotle?

We showbidness nao

stages are fine, the dumbass caution after them is not fine tho

just jerk off to the Monster girls and eat your cum

that based 9 car is gonna save this race boys

i miss the good old days when rednecks didn't have internet access

Q'doba FTMFW motherfucker

ty or austin? whos /ourguy/

About the only thing everyone can agree to is shitcanning the cautions.

I would to see stage racing up until the last 10 races. From there it's an old school points race to the end.

I'd be okay either way on that desu. I like the restarts and bringing the pack together through out the race

That’s like 4000 calories

>not enjoying free chips and salsa at Moe's

>the more tolerable Dillon earns a stage win
That's not bad.

wut?
stage racing until the last 10 races
old school points after
huh?
how does that work?
why race at all?

nasty

Neither this is a Larson thread

Both, but Austin has the nickname Autism here, so I'm partial to him.

>cancer guy gets married
not realistic desu

cummed and monsterpilled

good point. better stop at baskin robins too.

kys fag

truex just has like 8 "home" tracks

Stage race to earn points, then finish up the chanmpionship with old school style points racing. That way you get rid of the luck factor involved in this new system and reward consistency over timer.

Here's what we do, keep the stages but drop the caution and drop the playoffs. 5 points for winning a stage, 3 points for top 5, 2 for top 10, 1 for top 15.
Race winner gets 30 points. 19 for 2nd, 18 3rd etc. 20th on back all gets one point.

Gross

whats the point at stage racing to earn points if the end of the season is regular points?

who here /gayforblaney/?

The stages are exciting to watch but don't reward long term planning.

Based

they do for the start of the playoffs.

i see you have patrician tastes in placing yourself as well.

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>HOW DARE YOU LIKE SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE
And you call me the fag

Is that the first time he mentioned the "sucker hole" this race?

Greetings race fans!

Americrown Service Corporation, official food & beverage vendor for all ISC properties, is PROUD to announce the RETURN of a fan favorite specialty concession to ISM Raceway.

From the Miller Lite Beer Garden above Turn 3 comes the CHEESEWHICH. This specialty sandwich consists of a traditional Smithfield Bavarian salami, and lovingly simmered in a Miller Lite, butter & onions broth. For convient carrying, said salami is served between two salted and lightly toasted Kraft Colby Jack cheese slices. This scrumptious specialty can be purchased for just $10, but only at the Miller Lite Beer Garden.

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No fag, it's your reasoning here

fag

the sucker hole was always michael's thing

Not gonna lie, sour skittles taste pretty good

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IM CRANKIN LADS

I know, but the line was used every chance he could get. It's just odd not hearing it so much

i love the campiness of Gordon & DW [spoiler]& Mikey[/spoiler]

They've gotten past the "oh man, this is lame" part of things and have started to embrace the meme and are playing it up now.

People pay 10$ for that?

>BUSCHHHHHHHHHHH

BASED

GREETINGS RACE FANS!

Americrown Service Corporation, official food and beverag vendor of all ISC properties, is proud to announce the return of Talladega's signature "The Big One" Meatball for the FIFTH year in a row.

This supersized superspeedway delicacy consists of a 1lb., softball sized stuffed meatball, loaded with all the fixins. At its molten core, a savory blend of shredded, melty Kraft mozzarella and pepper jack cheeses is mixed with BBQ pulled Smithfield pork and an exclusive house made BBQ sauce (provided by Americrown). The center of this delectable delight is then wrapped in a layer of ground beef before being rolled in a crumbly mix of panko bread crumbs and grated Parmesan cheese, after which this meat feast can be deep fried to a crispy golden brown. Topped with an extra dollop of housemade BBQ sauce, plus a spaghetti and chopped green onion garnish (that's the healthy bit), this mammoth munch can be found for just $12 at concession stands in the Gadsden and O.V. Hill South Grandstands along the
Frontstretch.

Get yours TODAY!

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Sour Skittles are based but they destroy the roof of my mouth.

>implying Busch beer isn’t literally rotgut tier beer

>Chess with 2 Hooters waitresses
>These are my people
What did he mean by this?

This is a concessionpost imposter

t. The real concession expert

rolling for who goes into the fence and died

BASED CONCESSIONBRO

>Joey "how dare everyone not help me" Logano

>ISM Raceway
now do the current weekend

>last post 1.5 months ago

Pls never leave us again

>he's got the best pusher right behind him
based

damn that looks good

>48
uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

One of my favorite candies, but yeah, they’ll fuck your mouth up.

This is the real concession poster

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>muh only Toyoter in the top 5
>two teammates one car back in the outside lane
hurr

lies
/ourconcessionsbro/

I came

BIG ONE INTENSIFIES

>steakhouse near the front
>already almost wrecked kryle
that guy will never learn

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>chevy all the way in the fucking back

This is a damn good race

this makes me smile

sup virgins

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I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

No fuk u

it's nice until they get scared and go single file, seems like the trick is not let almirola lead

>88 9 24 13 42 1 all lined up near the front of the bottom lane
The fug you talking about buddy

Remember the 2000 Daytona 500 where there were only like 8 lead changes?

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>Yes I'd like one BIG WUN please

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Just don't let Almirola or Penske lead and it will automatically not become a single file shitfest

That was 20 years ago nibba

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you think she calls him candyman when he's piping her down?

>johnny benson was almost daytona 500 champion

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no; because I think he is her bottom bitch.

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Thanks for raising my son up right Kyle

yeah it's real great there's no chevy in the top 13

>larson
>gassing early
gg

S T E A K E D . C O M in the lead

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>literally every Chevrolet pitting together
Wew

Well sure in the 5 minutes since the bottom lane got fugged and you became right.

>underfunded team that only got a "sponsor" like 3 days before the race
>almost wins the race save for a Ford parade
The only good part of that race really

>microneedle
>totally not referring to kyle's needle

I remember the 1999 Daytona July race because I went to it. I remember 99 Bristol with Terry and Dale. I remember 2000 Atlanta with Dale and Bobby labonte. I remember Dale Jr winning Richmond in 2000. And in general I remember Dale Earnhardt being second in points behind labonte but never catching him.
I don't really start remembering lots of races until 2001.
>Born in 1992

user, I'm not really sure what she was referring to. I posted the picture because I think its funny she has her own website and no one reads it.

>JTG Daugherty and for some reason Gimmie losing the Chevy draft
Fuck's sake

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she's an alcoholic, clearly.

>some reason Gimmie
He slammed the wall dude

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gimmie has splitter damage and the car won't turn, also there was hot air getting into the cabin, not sure if they solved that

cringe and manlet pilled

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and likely prefers sex with black men

He was keeping up when they pitted

yes for sure user.

>Busch crying like a little bitch

he's her gay bestie and doesn't know it

>the shanty of chevrolet
Get your shit together guys
>kryle crying on the radio

why do the end of the stages produce single file?
Same thing with xfinity yesterday.

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Poor little Toyota boy

*HUFF HUFF* DESPITE BEING 13% OF THE POPULATION OF AMERICA *HUFF*

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>troox betraying the toyotas
SHAMEFUR

legendary

Why are Chileans obsessed with Jimmie Johnson?

>Steakhouse
>3/5ths bank

thats just chileanon. hes fine

1.- it's only me
2.- it's my fav driver

>chess bullying steakhouse
based

I can't wait for steakhouse to wipe out half the field, he's trying his hardest

>better look out almirola
>im coming for that ass
>dabs

>333
dillon win confirmed

when will steakhouse finally get exposed?

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>333

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>every other commercial is some medicine for unhealthy americans with a chronic disease who would be dead otherwise

miss commercial free streams

I thought Danica dumping his ass confirmed he was gay

He's exercisin' you city faggots.

hysterical that she did a teen dump on her social media and removing all his photos.

why would you keep photos of your ex on your shit?

No. Actually he's at a retro themed party that Whitney and her BFF decided to organize. Which:

>was awesome because the girls got to dress up and the boys got to let out their competitive spirit

Whitney might actually be a good wife desu

Singlefileplateracinglol

danica is into gay guys tho...

fox is worse than usual today

because it was part of your life. Obviously they enjoyed each other for some point.
I don't go delet ing pictures from a vacation that I didn't totally enjoy....

he couldnt satisfy that ass

>Welcome back, here's some more commercials

It seems pretty gay to me

>Dumps Steakhouse because he is gay
>Begins dating the most closeted gay man in the NFL
???

would you pay $100+ a year for an app that didn't have commercials?

I certainly would

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we
>tapered spacers
nao

when Larson hitting wall

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t.tourist

Nah dude he really really likes women

perhaps ricky wasn't /gayenough/

7 to go

>SOMEONE TRY SOMETHING!

We've established she likes gay dudes
it's just a question of /howgay/?

tieyoda

gay dudes like women, they need friends

> 2 to go At dega
>less than 500 posts in entire thread
Yea Forums is dead

superspeedways are dead

are those bolt on's? can't imagine a rack like that with legit negative ass

motorsports is dead

stage racing moron

>Hendrick finally gets their shit together for a few laps.

About time.

nascar is dead

everything is dead

>caring about shit that happens during stages
lel

new thread

whos excited lads?

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There’s plenty of Jamies, be specific faggot

Oh shit, unchecked dubs of Al-mir Allah putting Larson into the wall!