Official MANCHESTER UNITED vs CHELSEA Match Thread #3

>get meme haircut
>die
karma

boss

BOSS

>Lulic on Rudiger: “Two years ago he was selling socks and belts in Stuttgart, now he acts like he’s a phenomenon”

For me it’s the dark knight Kante fucker of slags.

Attached: FF5CFA78-7CDD-4F5A-A8C6-B46CEC8C0D03.jpg (634x755, 136K)

>the absolute state oh Google

Attached: A81E6BBE-5CAF-4E03-9CD0-05D645604271.png (750x1334, 604K)

is de gea finished?

mouyes and BOSS posting was such a fantastic combo

Attached: mouyesegg.jpg (1200x790, 165K)

ole's in full control

Attached: 1389190065477.gif (211x141, 1.4M)

marcus "two footed tackle" rojo

>baily
rip career

Where do you watch this? Cant find a decent source

that's a boy

No. He'll realise in summer that nobody wants him, sign a new contract at United and Ole will never drop him.

Is his career over lads?

BOSS

Attached: 12695414-6958309-image-a-28_1556178349664.jpg (634x727, 54K)

buffstreams

Threadly Reminder: Brits are gay

I would worship her anus like a beta negro

>heart tattoo under ear
fucking gay

more like "bye, knee"

HAHAHAHAH thqat' the end of his career

>Baileys

They should really give the doctors the opportunity to inmediatly view how an injury happened.
That doctor was still touching and bending the knee and asking the nigger if that hurt while i already saw two slo mos of it happening

>Tfw can't sell Bailly in summer now

>trips confirm
NOOO

Slags do not abide by the laws of gender

>india

Attached: sanjay saga.webm (404x720, 2.94M)

>ole's at the wheel

Attached: flip.webm (1000x562, 2.26M)

Man Utd are so unfit.

>ooh I've hurt my knee I need to go off it huuuuurts ;_;
why are modern footballers so soft?

Spaniards are subhuman.

Based sun

Attached: Hillsborough_disaster_Sun.jpg (282x352, 31K)

Attached: panjeet.png (500x1050, 214K)

still talking to a girl

at least we won't have to see his shit hair anymore

BASED RO HO

For me, it's
>Poobag

F

Ole's at the wheel

Attached: Tour De Troit.webm (640x360, 2.77M)

>tfw not racist

Attached: budwojak.jpg (320x408, 62K)

>19

Grim

Damn if I was Indian I definitely would have gotten so much sex during high school

>these are the 4th and 5th best teams in the pl

Attached: 1556031301745.png (1000x700, 125K)

Why is willian so bad holy shit

colonized

begone fat assed and foul thighed hag

Attached: 1547902126054.jpg (805x453, 34K)

lmao

can't believe scousers did that desu

disgusting

Attached: IMG_2779.png (600x443, 479K)

Attached: Mbrapp vs Mane.png (838x507, 142K)

I had a funny feeling that united would slip 1-1.

Attached: ae9aad9d01a0d1211e774f889554ca01.jpg (953x1200, 182K)

I MISS HER SO MUCH BROS
;_;

>Why is willian so average holy shit

ftfy

he's inconsistent and does fuck all but sometimes he's world class

I would worship her anus like a beta negro

why does he never take jorginho off? kovacic should be staying.

Many Buddhists are islamophobic

He has never been world class, he just got lucky with free kicks.

Have't you seen Cesc's interview?

Does posting this make you feel better about yourself?
islam isnt a race

because its a fixed match.

Attached: sun-pls understand.jpg (817x529, 180K)

Bring on Giroud

One of the goatest butts of all time.

Attached: mischa.jpg (650x1081, 82K)

he said he wasnt racist, you dumb cunt. islam isnt a race. just as the irish arent human.

who shee

>

He has had some goat performances like against Barça last year

Not a real word

sarriball this, sarriball that. all I see is a team struggling to win possession and doing fuck all when they finally have it.

BOSS

If he's this autistic, why didn't she block him? Miserable cunt.

>that fucking roll

Why are all of our CBs incompetent nutters?

>rojo

If this ends 1-1 i'll be really angry and say it.

>Thanos loses
do people really consider this a spoiler?
did people actually think they'd release a superhero movie where the villain won? it's a fucking superhero movie

>Rojo already killing players

I was there the day before that happened. That's my story.

One of most style but no substance performances game ever.
Hopefully Rojo broke his leg.

He was pretty good last season and season before that.

mischa brooks

if neither of these teams score a goal this match has a good chance of ending in a draw

not sure which team

we could have had poch

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-04-28 at 6.06.57 pm (2).png (1920x1080, 2.36M)

Lol lick my balls cunt

fucking rojo

called it

he always fucking gets away with a yellow too

>murderball

based rojo

Nice ref. Guess all it takes to be a pro ref is being a biased fat fuck.

Literally no.

Era roja

Attached: .webm (1120x630, 1018K)

>rojo
what is his fucking problem

>Marcus Rojo
>Gets amarillo instead of rojo

true. it's a game where you need to score to win.

Rojo's career will unironically be over when VAR comes into play

Thanks Michael.

>rojo
>doesn't get a red for that
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Attached: 1524943965.jpg (720x1280, 290K)

The way this ref is favoring united is Liverpool this season tier the way the refs keep bailing them out

propa murderball that.

>Rojo Rollers

martin atkinson touches children pass it on

No one in Indian High Schools is getting laid buddy

I know, but the rohingyas are an ethno religious group so technically it counts

fucking REFBALL

Could you stop killing all the players please lads?

McTominay in.

Chelshit are finished.

Rojo = red?

should be at least 2 yellows

my waifu

BASED

Attached: jpeg.jpg (1024x576, 79K)

REFBALL

>mfw her Hogtied scene on Kink

Attached: 1556404688999.gif (160x160, 811K)

20 years ago people would have applauded that tackle

>mfw I was surprised that Messoy finally performed against a team in CL
>mfw Manchester would be beaten by even the bottom table Spanish teams

It all makes sense

Attached: wvr_gia_paige_gfe_01.jpg (1024x680, 346K)

gets the ball both times

did he die?

So, who Yea Forums here?

Attached: 1245320005689.gif (300x400, 303K)

state of this game

Attached: .jpg (1920x1080, 265K)

jesus christ
chelshit can't even string 2 passes together

where's var ?

based Schweiz boomer

>rojo not getting la roja

Ummhhhh

Kys, weeb.

Attached: BUF anime.png (1800x1200, 857K)

Why does 'azarr just go to a different club? He's too good to be stuck at Chelshit

^^

Attached: based.webm (656x540, 2.9M)

Me senpai

Attached: 1556319899293.jpg (1410x2062, 479K)

Attached: 1405024266487.jpg (680x681, 53K)

so who's the most likely to threaten the top 2 next season?

Attached: animuposting.jpg (480x477, 31K)

>just a yellow

It's united at home, what do you expect lads?

Thanks for posting this mate, was worried no one had caught it.

Based. Willian is and will always be poop, only bought he played good in that Chelsea-Shakthar many years ago.

>missing a pornstar
>missing a person who wouldn't even acknowledge your existence
Pathetic.

the retarded faggots itt are all yours

Attached: anime-sickening.gif (300x400, 2.61M)

>Pedro joking with Ole

hi where are the bobs

I meant that I would have gotten laid in my Salvadoran high school if I would have been at least 1% as insistent as that Indian dude was

i'd literally never heard of kepa before this season and i must have watched him twenty or so times this season and i still have absolutely no opinion of him

is he good?

United will be refballed into CL

Yea Forums is not an anime website, please go back to your anime boards thank you

Attached: hiroshimoot lays the smackdown.jpg (574x81, 19K)

Spurs are the best of the next 4

Being a united fan must be hell now.

Holy shit its so fucking bad hHAHAHAHA

>POGBA DABS ON YOU
>RASHFORD WAKANDA YOU
>LINGARD DABAWAKANDA YOU
>MARTIAL DABAWAKANDADABA YOU

last digits is when Chelsea score winner

Is that a marblelympics reference?
based

franchesca... where have you been?!

Rojo = The right mentality for The Premier League. He has hair on his chest.
His teammates could learn something

Attached: Manuel.jpg (1181x960, 104K)

Women will never understand.

Based Rocco

he's not 'most expensive gk in the world' good

Dubs for 96th minute winner

>he thinks hiroshimoot has a say in the matter
shiggydiggy

>When not even refball can win it for you
Sad!

Rojo will be involved in the winning goal. Screencap this

Reminder that Lukaku would beat you in a race over any distance.

>Poverty ball player can't afford a donut

12 minutes of extra time huh

Attached: rly makes u think.png (425x408, 169K)

I can't believe that 1, perhaps even 2 of arse/chelsea/manure will be in the champions league next season

WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE

WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE

WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE

WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE
SAY WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE

Attached: 1541550512485.png (1328x764, 122K)

>complaining about anime being posted on a japanese-owned weebsite

Attached: 1472424084333.jpg (620x790, 85K)

Mi

Attached: 5b0d93037117c77ac94c2070a0d64912.jpg (1920x1358, 534K)

Here and there. I am on Yea Forums every night though, all day whenever I can.

Attached: ai.jpg (573x720, 67K)

Attached: 1395893361112.jpg (728x515, 120K)

>Holy shit its so fucking bad
It's great isn't it.

Attached: Martial_1120-AAP.jpg (1280x731, 53K)

Attached: .jpg (1920x1080, 315K)

they won't score

As of now, neither of these teams are winning the game, one of them must score and remain in the lead if they wish to win.

Attached: 1333027565612.png (680x788, 117K)

newfag

I like that channel and I don't even have autism

Pedro is fucking horrible

>it’s always a Peruvian posting degenerate anime

Attached: A0BB1270-9929-4558-A00A-E88BAA2AC663.jpg (585x585, 82K)

so many posts to report

>Atkinson

lmao

Cheers Michael

how do i achieve this body lads?

CHIMPOUT

Hi

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 83K)

200IQ game

what a shit game

just shag loads of women

Sup

Attached: __i_26_kantai_collection_drawn_by_engiyoshi__bbe4bdb4c62eb86bb1461164e5465617.jpg (600x600, 80K)

scared.jpg

workout hard for 2 years

BOSS

Match of the year

fuck off weeb trash

Attached: 1378312182756.jpg (231x363, 25K)

>announcing report
!!

Based Azpi hitting back

>not a yellow

Bloody hell how much has Higuain been offside

>Ole unlocks Fergie time

Boggles my mind how United jumped at offering Ole a contract when they could have waited until the end of the season.

me neither
I watch it with the gf all the time

i love black

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 146K)

Fuck a different woman every day of the week

PLUS SEVEN

>Lukaku offside

There’s a fucking shock. Brainless monkey.

>7

Attached: .webm (1120x630, 783K)

>le too lazy to get onside man

>7'

based ref

>+7

Somebody should explain the offside rule to Lukaku

UNTIL WE SCORE

Ref is a dumbass

>SEVEN MINUTES OF THIS

Good post, I would add that if they want the 3 points, they will have to score before the time is up in the game.

Attached: too.png (898x790, 279K)

So what is everyone drinking?

Attached: 2 Shakes.webm (632x351, 1.02M)

BOSS

They fell for the meme. One day teh football world will learn to stop being so knee jerk.

i have been training for 6 months now and i even managed to change from a complete fattass to just a fatty

Attached: 1.jpg (664x844, 53K)

>we ferrara posting now

what a fucking weeb though

Diving cunt

>+7

Forgot my trip

whoever manages to explain the offside rule to Ngubu deserves the Nobel Prize

kek

Every single player is a total retard

Make this your desktop.

PEDRO

BOSS

Fucking Pedro

>non stop sex for almost two decades
Sorry user. But i doubt you have the "genetics".

Attached: download (9).jpg (225x225, 7K)

fuck off newfag trash

over 10 corners

who /degen/ here?

>+7

70% absinthe

THE WHEELS HAVE COME OFF

Attached: .jpg (1920x1080, 422K)

HIGUAIN IS SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIT

Higuain can do nothing. Literally nothing. Couldn't even play Hazard free in on goal. Jesus christ where's Giro

No carbs
Cardio
Core+upper body exercise
No alcohol

Piggy is so bad

Piguain so fucking shit. He did ok in retirement league. Should fuck off to MLS.

Poodro haters on suicide watch

he’s got something on his loftus cheek

I have never had sex with a woman lads

>Beard
>Perfect hairline
>Body

Im fat and balding, nice.

thanks

Attached: willian.jpg (716x716, 250K)

They've never even been to university

Why the FUCK does Matic start over McTominay.

>PIGGY

Lukaku offside... Again

both teams are pretty shit desu, how the fuck are they 4th and 6th?

apologize to Pedro you niggers

with diet alone you can lose a lot of weight

Please tell me someone got a webm of this

Hate him more than poorata desu

higuain must have beaten Morata's offside record today

what about with a man

>Offsideiuan

>implying

where are all the indian customers

have they abandoned united already

no

Someone need to run out there real quick and teach Lukaku what offside.

No, virgin me

Luke Shaw has LITERAL tits.

>goal kick to nobody

Leliga is in poor form

me neither
I imagine it's nice

>no carbs
how? Whey alone is full of carbs

>cardio
i do fasted cardio and works amazingly

>exercise
on it

>no alcohol
fugg

ginger ale for hangover desu

Same. Lifelong KHHV here

Attached: .webm (1120x630, 1006K)

same

Two more games of this shit and then we go back to the /trans/ lads

Attached: McPolice.webm (718x404, 789K)

black brain are much stupider than white are

here before you monkey

Attached: 1377366067771.jpg (294x356, 27K)

/trans/ is the best thing about football desu

I meant eplel, kek

he thicc

>Piguain and Pookaku too tired to move

Attached: merry.gif (270x356, 2.12M)

pure kino

mad how shit these teams are

Some are still there.

Attached: 1*eJm_wTJlnjyhzCRh2EVRrw.jpg (1500x1000, 338K)

>last chance
>poobag slips

Attached: 1549334237155.jpg (985x763, 239K)

name non-shit premier league teams then

RedCafe thought they could win this game so didn't need to try against City. Serves them fucking right. Their whole club is fucked.

Attached: 1398605143932.gif (438x360, 273K)

Hahaha slipping

doo doo game

Both teams played like West ham united.

>and a swede

Attached: 1523525557356.jpg (500x375, 30K)

ffs piguain

Just because you’re a virgin doesn’t mean everyone else is. I first had sex when I was 15

>PIGUAIN

>Pig y een

>97:30
>take a short corner

man city
liverpool

Whey is only useful for putting on weight/muscle, you can just eat vegetables and proteins and cut for more definition.

>piguain
no comment

FUCKING PIG

What the fuck was that corner

it actually happened lmao I told them to draw and they did it!

Attached: new money spurs.jpg (1932x1302, 635K)

>manure
No top 4 for you lol , customers BTFO

what a game

fucking piggy

What a shocking game. Time to watch Bayern wi..

very low quality match

F

Man of the match is whoever played the least amount of minutes

with you behaving like this? doubt it, newfag

Attached: 1288476875869.jpg (922x940, 109K)

Cheers lad

Hazard should have asked for it

shit game lads

I miss him lads

Attached: 1389131814027.jpg (615x409, 21K)

>The state of Piguain

Shite game. Enjoy the Europa League, customers.

Attached: bad news.gif (200x176, 2.1M)

Fuck Higuain, that was a memezard goal right there.

Fucking awful teams. Would rather see Everton in champions league

Just stopping by to say
>1-1 draw
nice sport

I miss good football

hahaha europa for poonited

>mfw i watched the entirety of that game

Attached: 1502486580347.jpg (225x232, 9K)

Attached: spurs.jpg (563x593, 79K)

Calla kchudo

yawn

Nogba and the slip that cost united the CL....

>seething slipperpool fan

Rude.

KEK speak for your own ass Rakesh

i already tried low carb diet last year and it was awful
i see a lot more of results now desu

Attached: _104243945_mourinho2.jpg (480x270, 15K)

>Nogba
haha

pinguain is fucking ridiculous. how can he even be a professional?

Why was Ole smiling? He’s had a terrible last few games and absolutely bottled his top 4 chances.

E X P O S E D

Rape is wrong Pajeet

he knows he has man utd DNA in his heart. and that is priceless

>MUH 1999

Only the brave smile when when they know the end is near.

Attached: Member of French resistance smiles for his executioners.jpg (1599x1160, 537K)

He’s fucking clueless mate.

How ironic.
Manure slipping...

Attached: Laugh1.jpg (383x338, 46K)

>when I was 25

Damn, that's sad.

Thinking about the payoff he's going to get in a couple of weeks when United sack him and go for Poch. Be even funnier if he rejects them now there's no Champions League.

did he died?

yeah but remember the treble winning goal? bet you feel pretty stupid now

no

Fuck off diaspora trash. The percentage of Indians fuckin in high school is super low.

You’re right fuck I’m a clown

Can't wait for Mourinho shitposting.

>Lying
>On the INTERNET of all places

To be fair, you can't put a price on cancer either.
And it's about as pleasant.

Attached: Draw1.png (500x420, 112K)

Poch won't go to United as long as Woodward is there

>1-1

Attached: 1522776668230.jpg (1280x720, 54K)

Is Hazard injured? I didn't see him play.

No he's just shit

>shiposting muh animu on Yea Forums proves something
ponies on Yea Forums were better than you

Attached: 1350889707827.jpg (599x660, 81K)

Clueless about what?
Any idiot right now know what the problem is.

Board & players. Simple as

30y/o boomer here. It's an endless joy to me laughing at ManU over the last decade. After all the years of united cunts acting like complete twats, all the years of refball, all the years of scummy fouls and fans. We can all collectively laugh at united, as they sink into irrelevance.

FUCK OFF hahahaha

Attached: dae.jpg (980x1040, 138K)

Based ABU

Imagine when they become newcastle tier

Rent free.

reddit is better than you either newtrash

>de gay

Attached: 1556446924991.gif (350x187, 1.99M)

Changes tactics every match and then when the tactics don’t work during the game he doubles down and of course they lose or win with luck.
He shouldn’t be smiling after the game especially now when they can’t get top 4.
He needed to win this game and he’s acting like it didn’t matter that he drew. He wasn’t motivating and commanding the players during the game either.

He had injuries to his top scorers and had to change them. Matic only just came back along side Herrera and Bailley. How could he use the same tactics when McTominay, Perreira, Jones, Sanchez and Darmian had to be shoehorned in.

Same shit since van Gaal; blaming the manager when just a few injuries come along and the tactics need to change for obvious reasons. Nobody wants to think beyond the manager because it's too hard or too convenient to blame more than one person.

Have sex

??? Someone explain this. The car clearly flips over the fence and then it's back behind the fence.

Spurs just need a little more investment to be almost as good as liverpool

Because everyone is realizing that the players aren't good enough just like Jose said. Ole knows he shouldn't have got the job now he has to embarrass himself