Headlines:
SA: Rudy Gay scores team-high 21 points in loss
SA: DeMar DeRozan scores 19 in Game 7 loss
DEN: Jamal Murray leads Nuggets with 23 points
DEN: Nikola Jokic triple-doubles in Game 7 victory
PHI: Joel Embiid (knee) struggles in Game 1 loss
TOR: Pascal Siakam torches 76ers with 29 points
TOR: Kawhi Leonard nets playoff-high 45 in win
DEN: Jamal Murray (leg) will indeed play in Game 7
GS: Curry, Thompson uncertain for Game 1 vs. HOU
GS: Klay Thompson's right ankle is 'in bad shape'
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BLAZERS ARE YOUR 2019 CHAMPIONS
...is this a bad time to post /snakes/?
What does Kawhi do in his free time?
threadly reminder
look, i agree, i was just wondering what they would do if LMA requested a trade again. because there are fuck all options for that.
Based wire-watching Russian
my raptor of the east and my raptor of the west will meet in the finals
>thinking it’s ever a bad time to post when you are the beloved, admired and absolutely based /snakes/ poster
Come on, user. You’re smarter than that..
plans for an extended trip to L.A.
beat off, probably
I’m disappointed in you, sparkyposter. Your algorithm should know how utterly fraudulent the Sixers are.
no one needs algorithms to know how my snakes are extremely large frauds :)
are my celties going to make it lads?
>FEED DA DEER
>GIANNIS WITH ZERO POSTSEASON EXPERIENCE GUD
>KYRIE BAD
>CELTICS BAD EVEN THOUGH THEY BEAT US LAST YEAR
>WE HOMECOURT
This is just one example of a Sparky Performance.
level with me bros, do my Celties have a chance against the durr?
Ltics and craptor fans are going to be really mad about losing to the deer i guess
if morris and rozier at least play with one half of their brain I don't see why my leltics can't snatch at least 2 games
In journalism classes, we were taught that if an article starts with a question, the answer is always "no".
If Morris plays like he did at the beginning of the season and they bang up Giannis enough, sure. Also need to shut down Bledsoe like last year. It’s not gonna be easy though, but nobody with a brain would rule out the Celtics already
The Warriors are going down
Who /deer/ here?
Did you get lost? reddit is that way >>>
The Celtics are going to get absolutely blasted. You know it, I know it, Vegas knows it, anyone with half a brain knows the Celtics will crumble under pressure like they have all year.
For 1 or 2 games until Klay and Steph are back in. Then the refs will start making bad calls that kill the Rockets' momentum for the last 3 games.
>the Bucks are reddit
oh my sweet summer child
where can i watch the gsw vs rockets game live?
The refs can do what they want. My rockets just need to win 4 games
I don’t disagree with you man, I do think the Bucks will win in 6. But you’re retarded if you would rule out any team immediately in the quarter finals of the playoffs before they’ve even started.
The true test will be after the Celtics get punched in the face in game 1 or 2. Will they stand pat or will they crumble? I’d personally bet that their chemistry issues causes an implosion, but I’m not dumb enough to rule the Celtics out already.
abc
Honestly the only way the Bucks don't make the finals is if they get refballed out because "muh small market, no one will watch"
The dream WCF
Based. I would not be mad if the nuggets got there as well, but Dame vs Harden would be kino
because Kawhi will fuck their ass
Small market no one will watch.
>Greek fraud torches the fucking Pisstons
>DUH HE'S MVP-TIER LOOK HOW HE HANDLED THESE SCRUBS
Guys the Craptors might win it all
Lol. The Bucks actually have good defenders who play team defense. They won't allow Kawhi to do whatever he wants like Filthy did last night.
is there any websites? i don't own a tv
Fuck the cockshits. CP and Harden are filthy floppers.
Today we are all warrior fans
reddit's nbastreams
Yikes, imagine thinking a guy who was top 10 in nearly every measurable stat ISN'T MVP caliber. I pray for your takes, my friend
Might?
Raptors are superior on both ends at every position
I can't be guarded in 2k19
that's what people said about the Magic and their #2 defense or whatever after ASB, they still got cocked by The Klaw.
Based nigger Kawhi reads Daily Stormer
nice try buddy
Magic were #1 in defense after the ASB, yeah. Isaac is also a better defender than anyone on Philly and almost anyone on the Bucks and Siakam cooked him too. Bucks are in trouble on defense, their only hope against my raptor is if their 3’s are dropping
But your fat ass can in real life
Fuck off. I'd rather see Adam Silver come out and declare himself the champion than see the NBA's version of the Patrions winning another Superbowl. And we all know the competition isn't going to come from the East.
>in my journalism classes
Hahahahahahaha
If Lilard tweets Marlo's "You want it to be one way" quote, that'd be rad.
4/5 best teams in the league are in the east, dumbass. Western conference is chock full of frauds.
Giannis is barely the third best player this season, and there’s a power gap between #2/#3
this type of faggotry in my nba thread should be permitted, let's just keep it civil and shitpost about the actual sport, keep these morons out.
Deer aren't getting my past my Celties, Raptorbros. See you in the ECF.
Sounds good to me, my raptor match up way better against the Celtics anyways.
>the 6 time champions nearly got pushed to a game 7 by the 8th fucking seed
uh huh
The S.P.A.R.K. Rating System for April 28th, 2019 (updated for 9:00AM):
FLAME:
>•74% to make Conference Finals
>•67% to make NBA Finals
>•49% to WIN NBA Finals
1.) Warriors (0-0): 133,912 overall sp. rating
SPARKED:
>•78% to make Conference Finals
>•49% to make NBA Finals
>•21% to WIN NBA Finals
2.) Raptors (1-0): 99,977 overall sp. rating
SPARKING:
>•70% to make Conference Finals
>•22% to make NBA Finals
>•12% to WIN NBA Finals
3.) Bucks (0-0): 96,222 overall sp. rating
SPARKY.1:
>•30% to make Conference Finals
>•20% to make NBA Finals
>•6% to WIN NBA Finals
4.) Celtics (0-0): 54,659 overall sp. rating
SPARKY.2:
>•58% to make Conference Finals
>•12% to make NBA Finals
>•5% to WIN NBA Final
5.) Trail Blazers (0-0): 37,967 overall sp. rating
SPARKER:
>•26% to make Conference Finals
>•12% to make NBA Finals
>•4% to WIN NBA Finals
6.) Rockets (0-0): 48,893 overall sp. score
SPARKISH:
>•22% to make Conference Finals
>•10% to make NBA Finals
>•2% to WIN NBA Finals
7.) /snakes/ (0-1): 48,298 overall sp. rating
SPARKLESS:
>•42% to make Conference Finals
>•9% to make NBA Finals
>•1% to WIN NBA Final
8.) Nuggets (0-0): 14,798 overall sp. rating
ELIMINATED:
9.) Spurs (3-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
10.) Clippers (2-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
11.) Jazz (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
12.) Thunder (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
13.) Nets (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
14.) Magic (1-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
15.) Pistons (0-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
16.) Pacers (0-4): -TQp57R overall sp. rating
I've come round on the rapties guys, I think it's them vs Warriors in the finals now. Kawhi vs KD, Siakim, Danny Green and Gasol to cause them all kinds of problems. Lowry to exist
Why did the nba put their conference finals matchups in the second round this year?
t. porkies poster
>believing in Yawnis and Milcuckee
nobody actually does this
>>•1% to WIN NBA Final
>8.) Nuggets
I believe
I think we can all agree the /WL/ broship is dead.
Fuck the lakers. /WC/ warriors clippers broship begins.
So that CP3 won't have an excuse anymore
EH HEEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEE HE
'no'
I liked the WL broship because it put the two most overrated teams in NBA history into one easily hateable group.
...
what is RBL
based
Not sure you want to make that argument buddy. It speaks to the weakness of this Warriors’ iteration rather than the skill of the West. Any of the top 4 teams in the East would have buried the Cloppers who didn’t even have a single star player.
Glad you pulled your head out of your ass after I schooled you with facts yesterday, Nigel
Something pushed by lakespics to desperately cling to the success of my raptor
Newfag, that's not what the R is
Just want to give the Celties KonMari's Spark Joy
Bulls-Hawks-Suns broship will be the next big thing
that would be sick but i doubt he watched the wire unfortunately
You’re the newfag idiot. If you had even been around as late as the beginning of this season you’d know how many damn spics were pushing Raptors/Bulls/l*kers
>People are starting to hate us
>No longer the lovable losers
Based
What went wrong?
Bigger than our Knicks-Warriors broship?
>Celtics win
BUCKS BTFO
>Bucks win
YEAH THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN ANYWAY
>this season
RBL was started years ago and it was definitely not the shitty fucking raptors
>er than anyone on Philly and almost anyone on the Bucks and Siakam cooked him too. Bucks are in trouble on defense, their only hope against my raptor is if their 3’s are dropping
Giannis is quite marketable...If I can see someone getting refballed its the nuggets...
In terms of marketing... I can also see Harden becoming the NBA's ultimate villain if he wins a ring and keeps flopping..
Fucking dumbass
How so? The Wire's a cult classic and he's old enough to have watch it while it was airing.
Real talk, is Brett Brown the weak link in the Sixers? He has 4 AS-tier guys but it's obvious that he doesn't know how to use them. He needs to stop Simmons as PG experiment, and at least one of them should come off the bench, even if they finish the game together (with a real point guard). Watching Embiid hover around the 3 point arc all game is really tiring.
It's true, the Bucks are the favorites and will crush the ever living shit out of the Celtshits.
See you in the Finals, Toronto.
Shouldn't it be harden in pic related?
>Klay’s ankle is fucked
>Boogie dead
>bench completely washed
>Bogut complete trash against Harrell, let alone Capela
You’re not even making the WCF
Sixers don't have a capable point guard. The white dude sucks dick, and Jimmy is their only other ball-handler besides Simmons. Reddit/Harris are the only shooters you have to watch too, so it cripples their line-ups. Throw in Gasol regularly cucking Embiid, and what's left? What is Brown supposed to realistically do? Mike Scott is their best bench player (sad!), and he's out.
Warriors not even making it to the WCF is very possible. Please Cockshit
Never doubt the Warriors, but this year is definitely the one where they'll be finally kicked off the throne. Would have loved to see Lillard battling it out with them in WCF, but Houston will do too.
Play the dicksucking white dude, that would free up Simmons to do other shit instead of sucking at being PG. Play Butler off the bench. You don't need three ISO guys on the floor at once.
>dont play simmons at PG
then what the fuck is gonna do stand at the 3 point line LMAO he cant do anything but pass the rock
Deer hunting season is officially upon us
Toss my greek salad you greek fraud giannis
>Any of the top 4 teams in the East would have buried the Cloppers
regular season stats say otherwise
*freezes his team*
heh, nothing personel Pop
>chokes again in the postseason
>contract year
JUST
Imagine being the team that pays this guy $180 million
wow this is disgusting
>games at 19:00 and 21:30
it should be like this every day, DO YOU HEAR ME
>regular season stats
It’s not a contract year for him dummy. He’s got like 2 more and a player option. Spurs are stuck with Frozone for a while yet
The current /spARKYS TOP 10 RATED PLAYERS for April 28th, 2019 (updated for 10:00AM):
1.) Steph Curry: 164,469 overall sp. rating
2.) Kevin Durant: 113,421 overall sp. rating
3.) Kawhi Leonard: 105,255 overall sp. rating
4.) Giannis Antetokounmpo: 87,909 overall sp. rating
5.) Kyrie Irving: 57,788 overall sp. rating
6.) Joel Embiid: 47,668 overall sp. rating
7.) Damian Lillard: 27,209 overall sp. rating
8.) Nikola Jokić: 25,209 overall sp. rating
9.) James Harden: 23,699 overall sp. rating
10.) C. J. McCollum: 22,177 overall sp. rating
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/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 10 PLAYERS:
1.) MJ: 999,999 overall sp. rating
2.) Bird: 685,679 overall sp. rating
3.) Kareem: 677,544 overall sp. rating
4.) Duncan: 398,672 overall sp. rating
5.) Hakeem: 370,714 overall sp. rating
6.) Shaq: 359,121 overall sp. rating
7.) Magic: 344,762 overall sp. rating
8.) Kobe: 297,689 overall sp. rating
9.) Erving: 246,566 overall sp. rating
10.) Wilt: 240,092 overall sp. rating
/spARKYS ALL-TIME TOP 5 COACHES:
1.) Pop: 97,777 overall sp. rating
2.) Phil: 72,256 overall sp. rating
3.) Pat: 30,650 overall sp. rating
4.) Red: 27,472 overall sp. rating
5.) Brown: 21,711 overall sp. rating
>He’s got like 2 more and a player option
Bucks vs Celtics thread?
Now imagine throwing in Danny Green for DeFrozan as an afterthought
derozan has two more years, the second of which is a player option.
Where does my man Barkley rank in sparks list?
So put my money on MIL and HOU.
How fucked am I?
shouldve met at the border and given me the moneyz
>outscores the entire opposing team's starting lineup
>kenny said jokic's passing might be on the same level as brad daugherty
>shaq calls him "one of" the best passing big men in the game today, not even all time
>based chuck said he's the best passing big man ever
>but rarely someone says he's one of the best passers (not just big men) of all time when it's clear as day
nba """analysts""" are all low IQ
>3 black guys and 1 blonde white women
They dont even try to hide it anymore.
GIANNIS theme tonight.
youtube.com
Giannis finna dab on the Celties ain't he?
Lowry does that shit literally every single game
Bucks are not winning this series. That is a fact.
Threadly reminder that all system data log results strongly indicate that Wilt was a god damned legend. This is just one of the literally thousands of historical data files our engine was able to pull from the archives:
>"I don't think it's fair to compare players in different eras, but he was about as dominant as any one player could be in any sportd. I looked at him like he was invincible."
-- Larry Brown
>cucks the warriors bullies for his 3rd ring
gotta remind everybody that whitey is the biggest victim of them all
>ESPN claims that the Celtics have low energy and low IQ shooting after long breaks (3 days or more)
OHNONONONONONONONO
Based Hubie
Stupid timeslot
The ranking dont count Obese OVERATED players
...
bucks vs celtics thread
bruh im using the flag now to watch le buccs le culcics, switch to your singapore or peruvian flag for now
just look at hayward after all star break
>over my dead body
>Lowry does that shit literally every single game
This is the problem with rating systems. They favor champions over players who were champion material but weren't lucky enough to be on the same team with other players who are championship material. They act like it's a one-man game. Barkley was a great player, but he was on a team that has literally never, to this day, won a championship, so he doesn't get to go on any lists.
The Raptors Big 2 are realer than ever.
>Pantera
He ain't no redneck
Barkley played on the Suns his entire career?
What is this
told you nephewses al horford is a top 3 center in the league
JUST SPLASH LIKE THE ICE ON THE WRIST
BRT BRT
he's the best center in the league, not just top 3
more like milwaukee cucks lmaooooooo
its time for tatum to give up these mid range shots
>4/5 best teams in the league are in the eas
>Any of the top 4 teams in the East would have buried the Cloppers
With the way this celts/bucks game is going you could've fooled me. It's looking like a pre-season game.
WTF BROS YOU TOLD ME THE BOSTON CELTICS WERE FRAUDS WTF
Lol @ /nba/
>bucks fags actually thought they weren't the 2015 Hawks
>people seriously thought the raptors weren't going to win the east
Fraud 1st seed
>makes fun of reg season babbys
>picks rapties to the finals
This is a subtle bait right?
see you in the finals, celticsbros
based
Its good to be a Denver Nuggie bro
fucking cringe
>absolute state of the best record team
not so fast nuggie
My rapshits would get bootyblasted by both these shit teams....
sorry, you'll have to settle for the snakes.
i gotta say, yall rapties are pretty cool.
better sweep those bitch ass sixers.
george hill was such a good trade for them buckies
Bucks will start crushing the Celtics soon. Bucks weren't ready for all these meme defenders running hard. Once the game is on the line Kyrie and Horford will blow it on defense.
man hubie is really deepthroating hayward
Reminder wilt could bench press over 500 pounds. This was in 1984 while filming the Conan movie. When wilt was in his 60s he could bench more than prime shaq
what is that
There's so much about Wilt that just sounds absurd and there's no actual record of 90% of it other than people saying "yeah man that totally happened".
Giannis is killing the momentum out there. The guy is a total meme that can be stopped in the playoffs. I can't believe people thought he was the best player in the game.
M V P
M V P
M V P
where do my spuds go from here? we have like 9 pretty good guards, an oaf of a PF, and nothing else.
MVP looking such a clear cut case now, even more so after Harden knock off Dubs
>Triple doubles you're team
It certainly feels like that. But why would everyone lie about his strength and other athletic abilities. Besides the sparky test confirms all of it is true.
Coach Becky.
Trade Derozan to the Lakers for Brandon Ingram
Trade Aldridge to the Celtics for Marcus Morris
C: Potlel
PF: Morris
SF: Ingram
SG: Forbes
PG: Murray
Bench: White, Mills, Gay
This team is good enough for the 7th seed with a decent future.
If Shaq played in Wilt's era he wouldn't average the same amount. Wilt is the best player of all time easily
>averages 50 and 25 for a season
why would arnold, one of the biggest egotists in the world, lie about wilt lifting more than him?
Unironically, mind games.
Compared to that embarrassing Denver/Spurs game 7? Or how awful the Thunder had to be to not expose the Blazers terrible defense? Or what a joke the Jizz are?
we don't want aldridge, he might fuck up our spacing
although rebounds...
Lowry is the sleeper MVP pick. I think he can do it bros
Lakers sign Vucevic
C: Vucevic
PF: James
SF: Derozan
SG: Hart
PG: Lonzo
Bench: Caruso, Kuzma, McGee, Reddish
That team is pretty tight, yo
his defense is also really good though
He's also 34 years old
>
>defart deshitzen
no thanks, stay the hell away from my lakies
m.youtube.com
Look at how wilt easily picks up this 140 pound man. He shows no sense of strain. Wilt twisted him like nothing.
mommy promised me she'd take me to see that new avengers movie today, but so far she's just been gone somewhere (probably with her new boyfriend) and I know when she comes home she'll say she's too tired to go... should I just go by myself? Is that based or cringe? also would it be cringe if I asked a girl I barely know to go with me?
daily reminder
Giannis is absolutely shit out there if he's not getting refball. The guy has no offensive game.
>gipenis antetepoopo
this is your MVP? I told you all Harden was better, but you fucks ate that shit up and believed the media and bought into his hype. The bucks are FRAUDS, antentecoupon is easy to exploit in the playoffs as long as you force him into jump shots. Harden is literally the best player in the league and championship favorite
Well wilt would avg 60 in today's game bc you cant touch him. And wilt would be allowed to use his strength. Back in the 60s offensive fouls were super enforced. This lead to wilt being a skilled finesse player while also being the strongest player.
You may ONLY reply to this post if you've attended a playoff game for >your team this season.
Cant tell if great bait or autism
Antetokoumbo is so bad, can't shoot, everytime drive to the basket and is blocked.
I'll be at game 5 if it gets there
b-but me no like harden
reminds me of pre-2013 lebron, Getting flashbacks to when he got swept by the magic in the 2nd round
Everyone send spark joy to Celties for exposing the Greek Bitch :)
HURRRRRR THE BUCKS ARE GONNA BEAT THE RAPTIES. FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU CLOWNS.
Absolute mad lad buying tentative game tickets. You always get refunded, but I've fucked myself doing that.
Bros...why did the Spurs give up?
>People actually give a shit about East teams like they can win a championship
desu they actually didn't. It was down to the last 5 minutes in game 7. I was actually kinda nervous after they really started pushing back.
t. Nugger
I wouldn't do it for game 7 but a game 5 seemed likely. Plus it could be a series clincher which is always great.
Why is Giannis getting rest? He's only played 24 minutes this game. Real superstars can play 40 minutes a game.
>implying 90% of the west could win a chip either
let's be real, there's the warriors, the rockets, the raptors, and everyone else.
Not rest that nigga benched
>t. inseparable from his personal biases
Confirmed for using algorithms correctly (with ani-bias factor threading and historical archive access enabled).
But they didn't foul in the last 40 seconds
Just how meaningless in the regular season? Bucks have the best record and look like the 8th best team in the playoffs. They need to cut the regular season down to 60 games.
I was kinda drunk and thought that was just pop 4d chess.
I understand your skepticism, user, really I do. I don’t really trust all these new “upgraded” rating systems either, because I’m not reallly familiar with their algorithms or their rating engine. I’ve also heard many terrible experiences and negative user reviews regarding the clearly outdated and buggy LarryLOAF Pro2.5 engine, so I would steer clear of that trash at all costs! I do trust S.P.A.R.K.S. though because I know it runs on a custom built Candybread Elite7 rating engine which factors into consideration the tracking and impact estimates of team/player injuries, the physical and possible mental ramifications of past events, trades, press, and other player transactions, head-to-head results, margin of victory over similar opponents, and rated quality of opponent, as well as integration of predictions based on 100,000 run simulations forecasting the rest of the season, consistently updated after each game. /spARKY has taken care of all your ratings needs, so why worry!?
legit think it was a lack of bbiq.
when will /nba/ give me credit for saying jaylen brown was better than tatum all along
That's a very common occurrence for the shitty coaching of budenholzer
Actually, upon further review, it may have been so loud, Aldrige couldn't hear Pop telling him to foul. He should have known to do it, though.
see you in the ECF next week boston celtics
I'll give you credit for saying it, but it's not true
so how do the bucks think they are going to re-sign everyone again? who is taking the pay cuts to keep this blunder of a franchise running?
Benching that much weight at that height/built would unironically be one of the greatest feats in weightlifting history
My Celties the only playoff team still undefeated. APOLOGIZE
Let's be honest, the league has wanted the celtics in the finals all along. You think Milwaukee will give them ratings? You think the nba wants Canada in the finals?
Now, I'm not saying it's rigged or anything, but you'd have to be stupid to believe a bucks/nuggets finals is possible. It's Celtics/Warriors again, as much as I hate to admit it, these are the two cash cows that will draw in the viewers
Lads, it's going to snow tonight and tomorrow. What the fuck.
Sorry the East is so trash you can just sweep up low seed teams.
Holy shit get it together bux,.
did i choose the wrong team to bandwagon? i was told the deer were to be feared. what happened?
This is technically the first round. Both the bucks and the celtics faced teams missing their franchise player, therefore did not face any real competition whatsoever.
Enjoy the first round exit bucksfriends
the fuck was that deodorant analogy???
ah yes like the mighty utah jazz...
What the fuck was Bud's gameplan for game 1?
>has a ELO of 2700+
>could be building rockets or being an astronaut for NASA
>has a higher IQ than Mike Budenholzer
BUCKS GOT FUCKING EXPOSED
Nigger travel-charge-nowhistle-dunk, nigger let other man miss wide open 3
Same gameplan as the other 86 games
>mfw the snakes sweep the Craptors in 5 games
>dude just let Giannis dunk the ball lmao
It's not too late to repent and bend the knee
*yawn*
when do we play ACTUAL teams?
They'll never do that but they should get rid of the clock and play to set score
Clear outs & hero ball, with a bail out pass to the arch. Giannis needs a mid range game badly.
> ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ECF and Finals
OH NO NO NO
Finals, if they don't choke.
Today's episode of overhyped fraud #1 seeds getting exposed has only just begun
holy shit the ABC analysis crew is dryer than my grandma's pussy. how does pierce still have a job
Then where does my man Barkley rank in sparks list?
Let us do our final battle.
>EmbFreeThrow exposed by Gasol
>giganiggis exposed by based Al
I'm liking the East so far bros
>ECF
Raptors are bigger frauds than the Bucks.
Is Sir Charles literally gay?
Bucks-poster tricked you with, user.
Its not too late to get back on the GSW bandwagon, sweetie. We'll pretend you never left.
t. Oakland
young players bad
boomer players good
do I fit in yet Yea Forums? please retweet me!!!!!
rapties are championship favorites according to 538's advanced algorithms
>celtics/leafs ecf
Where did it all go so wrong...
youtube.com
The two biggest frauds are Embiitch and Giabitch
BASED
>538
Bruh...
feels comfy lads
Greek Fraud status????
Time to switch over to the actual MVP
>advanced algorithms
larry is rolling in his grave
>t. inseparable from his personal biases
You got that backwards, sparks user. I believe Wilt could shoot circles around any star who showed up in my lifetime. It leads me to believe almost anything I hear about the guy, even if I haven't seen it myself, despite the fact that I've only heard about it through word of mouth. This is exactly the kind of personal bias you need to be mindful of.
shook? yes
exposed? absolutely
>538's advanced algorithms
fivethirtyeight.com
This generation's Kobe and Gasol
polls are advanced algorithms isn't the same
Based
100%
Lakeys gonna get Kawhi. Deal with it.
umm charge???
Giannis is just Nigerian Rudy Gay dipped in Greek yogurt.
Why is Giannis so shit?
your point samefag? are we to suffer because that guy insulted daddy trump?
>b-but giannis is just like lebron but better
yikes
>you now remember all these b(c)ucks fans claiming that their team could beat the warriors
Lmao the Greek Fraud is getting handily exposed. Milcuckee will be lucky to get a game on this bum-ass celtshits squad
is there a bigger meme than Steve Javie?
Skip with sage advice once again. Giannis is still a kid pretending to be a basketball player. He can't handle the big stage.
He's only saying that because the Cucks lost
If the Cucks won both he and Lebum asskisser will be singing praises to kingdom come
FS1 will be calling the Celtics' victory a fluke
>bum-ass celtshits squad
Why the fuck can't you just admit that my Celties are for real?
they'll stay together, right? the team looks fucking great
>overreacting to game 1
the bucks haven't played a challenging game in three weeks
They have to reach the Finals for Kyrie to consider staying, otherwise he's like Kawhi and has one foot out of the door.
Kyrie is holding off extending because he'll get $80 million more dollars if signs in the offseason instead of now.
I miss this man in the playoffs.
>excluding asians
racist shirt
Because they haven’t proven it all year yet. If they win the next game against Milwaukee I’ll accept that they’re for real.
woke af
>1-13
is it over?
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Cope harder, racist inbred. Imagine getting fucking blown off your home floor in game one. It’s ogre
The main issue with the Celtics is that they can either look like a championship contenders when everything clicks or be absolute shit whenever they not playing up to their potentias ie. losing to shit teams at home plus all the locker room drama with almost no inbetweens
>in denial about being inseparable from his emotional biases
No, because Nate Silver can't even predict baseball anymore, which is where his fame derived.
>damp and mediamanipulationpilled
based, unbiased and sparkpilled
Which part of her body would you lick the most?
I remember watching my first nba playoffs too (no I don't)
Being a slave to Pussy is so 2010
pusy
Seething
>Being a slave to Pussy is so 2010
twitter.com
LMAOOO paul pierce is a charles barkley wannabe with all these terrible takes
i n c e l
I want to chew her hair
It’s fucking over bros
underboob or anus.
The only thing the Cucks have over the Celtics is HCA
Cunt
Pierce tries so hard to be contrarian it's sad
20001 lady for the big dipper
Being a slave to Pussy is so 2010
damn
Bucks in 6
He needs the gas.
>mfw the boston celtics absolutely DEMOLISHED the shitwaukee cucks and all of you fucking faggot shit heads thought it wasn't gonna happen
well well well. how does it feel to be completely emasculated and proven totally wrong you FUCKING RETARDS? how violently are you shitting your faggot diapers over the superiority of the boston celtics?
Beating a team everybody who knows anything about basketball already knew were total frauds is unimpressive
The Bucks are a fake 1 seed, everybody knew that. Let me know when your micks steal a game off my raptor
been saying raptors celtics ecf since the season started
gtfo of here
cucks don't have HCA anymore they lost it. They HAVE to win a game on the road now or they lose in 6 or less.
Jokes on you Asians don’t brutally murder without remorse
ck sweaty, you guys aint no trouble
come get that hurt
Go back to China ping ling chong
>Asians don’t brutally murder without remorse
lmao oh yes they do
biggest serial killers the worlds ever seen are pretty much exclusively chinese
they just do it all in their own countries
...have you never been in a China webm thread, Chang?
Is Giannis even a top 7 player in the league right now? Doesn’t seem like it
>based and positivity pilled
always respect the algorithms, but even more importantly, remember to take the L’s and rating decreases like a champ.- no use in complaining about the facts, just assess the situation, locate the “silver-lining.spk” zip file, upload it to your system’s tasking management mainframe, and watch as your mentality starts to spark into a higher realm of awareness.
reminds me of based /snakes/ poster. Even in times of trial and tribulation, he stays centered in positivity and a drive for improvement. /snakes/ understands that the rating engine is only a tool to help improve measure of outcome predictability. There’s no need to let unfavorable results get you down. As long as your team is not yet eliminated, there is always a chance at an upset. Every day in the NBA exsparktations are subverted, dreams become realities, and sparks become flames.
>these beaver fucking retards are absolutely SEETHING
t. diaper shitting retards who doubted the boston celtics.
>they o-o-only won because o-oladipo wasn't p-playing
lmao shut the fuck up you stupid faggots
faggiors found the secret to stopping harden. Just literally foul him every time and the refs won't call shit lmao
>they lost it
If they win at TD Garden they gain it back
The Celtics have awful perimeter defense at home
this is why the regular season is overrated.
Just get a great team together. Regular season doesn't matter. Get a great team together that can beat anybody once on the road while holding serve at home and you can win it all no matter what your regular season ranking is.
>If they win at TD Garden they gain it back
ain't happening.
this is what my lakies did, only problem is they forgot they had to actually make the playoffs
>People are unironically hyping the Celshits
Nobody cares if you knock off the Bucks, we’re just giving you a wake-up call that it’s not impressive at all. Giannis and his team are total frauds, my raptor would dispose of them just as easily as the micks
bruh kyrie irving is toronto's daddy. When Boston dispatches milwaukee in 5 or 4, he's coming to dick you too.
Which team will trade for Kevin Love this offseason?
>Lebron didn't even tweet about his son destroying the Cucks
feelsbadman
>waaaaah waaah wahhhhh
>bitch bitch bitch
absolutely seething. absolutely TERRIFIED. lmfao. the boston celtics are going to DOMINATE their way to the nba finals and there isn't ANYBODY that can stop them.
start coping, retard.
>boston celtics dispatching anybody
celtics are not a good team. game 1 is the steal game usually. they'll never win another one
based and selfdepreciationpilled
>winning game 1 means you're going to lose
the absolute state of Yea Forums
raptors can actually win the finals lads. Healthy kawhi will stop giannis and KD and score 30+ for several games
celtics >>>> bucks > raptors
that appears to be the new ranking on the easy coast. after all bucks have better stats and better head-to-head vs. toronto
what a beautiful, creative imagination you have. cherish that my young friend
Boston still undefeated :)
>*the absolute state of /porkies posters/ and /larryloafers/
ftfy
Yeah tell em based celties-bro
Starting to think the Celtics are actually elite without Marcus Shart
If you don’t think Celtics will have an easy ride to the finals i’m convinced you just started watching basketball a week ago
Raptors are frauds. Bucks are frauds. 76ers are good but inconsistent.
Celtics are the only proven team
imagine arguing about whos the 2nd best team behind the celtics. Lmao.
fuck off adam
paul pierce said "stick a fork in it - it's done"
The Celtics don't need Marcus Shart against the Bucks, they need him for Reddit or Lolry.
He's also useless against the Warriors.
>Why are you dressed like that Ernie?
>Well, you see Shaw, when you sweat it's like a torrential downpour. I need a little protection to stay dry.
NBA has these early playoff games to keep people out of church. It's racist and they need to stop.
>wins the finals
>implying the NBA would ever allow a literal who unmarketable mute win
lmao
>Going to church in 2019
>useless against the warriors
Is he not good at defending corry?
>AH HAHH AHHH HAHHH
Have you flexed on the Greek Bitch?
Based and Called.
In retrospect, anyone could have foreseen that the Bucks and the Sixers would shit the bed since they have glaring weaknesses.
>celtics are not a good team. game 1 is the steal game usually. they'll never win another one
yet another diaper shitting retard deep in cope mode. how fucking embarrassing lmao.
Church and God are needed now more than ever.
>guarding
>defending
>Curry
LMAO
It's too bad 2k is fucking ass because this is perfect for a pink diamond card in Myteam.
Yikes!!
You're not wrong in this clown world.
What the hell are you talking about nigger
i don't play 2k but i guess that's an upgrade for a player?
Nah but flexin on celshits though.
Y’all ever realize how exhausting being a ref must be. They’re middle aged wearing pants having to constantly run the court length to keep up with some of the greatest athletes in the world in their prime
>needed 7 games to beat a very flaccid 7 seed
lol guess again, dumb ass
You don't want to know
Are my Rapties gonna flex on the Celtics in the ECF?
>bostonians this scared of my raptor that they’re coping with Reddit frogs
Alright, see you in the conference finals for the beatdown. Maybe we’ll even let you win a game for dispatching the Greek Fraud for us
Raps all the way man. Fuck Drake though.
See you in the Finals, Larry
damn Al's wife is beautiful
She is literally a miss universe, my lad
haha her face looks like a fucking mask.
I guess you only watched game 7? I thought Yea Forums was supposed to have less casuals
not an argument, dumb ass. try again.
What are the chances the Celtics pull a Nest?
>win 1 game
>lose next 4
What are the chances that Giannis learns how to pass?
100% chance in your headcanon. Stay delusional
When will you fucking faggots ever give my celties any credit?
i dont like them without Smart but they are the only undefeated team so far.
No, because all >>(you) do is shit on garbage teams and act like you won the Larry Obrien already.
The memeiest game of basketball of all time just ended and we are all fools for watching it :)
le regular season coach strikes again
I can already see it
>t-t-the warriors didn't have BOOGIE!
>rockets robbed of at least 15 free throws throughout the game by the ref not calling the Zaza rule on the GSW, the team that let Zaza get so out of hand that the rule was made in the first place
>3 of those free throws were in the last 2 minutes when the Rockets were exactly 3 points behind
>when they're supposed to heavily scrutinize plays and calls in the last 2 minutes to avoid refs deciding games
>but they ignore it and let the refs decide the game
This sport is a god damned joke. I'm not even upset, this par for the course at this point.
>2MVPs, 4AllStars, 3Refs
I'm done with the NBA, fuck this shit game.
>my buckies got turned into venison
>golden state refs en route to another finals appearance
Why don't they just have like 12 refs stationed all around the court like in tennis?
It's not mein Celties fault the Pacers and Bucks are literal trash despite being the 5th and 1st seed respectively
Giannis is going to be the most fraudulent MVP since Westbrook
I guess when Harden gets injured they will finally call a flagrant foul for him.
Rockets should've won this.
take the a L cucketsfags
those are ball boys, you idiot
I ran errands, made lunch, and repotted a plant.
I might stop watching the nba for a while. That game was so cancer that I think it took years off of my life
There are more umpires than ballboys in a tennis match.
>AHH SAVE ME SILVER
I just want to give a shout out to the refs. They're the real MVPs.
Leave saving the /nba/ to me
>REFS ARE BIASED!!!! The game is only fair if my team takes twice as many free throws
Kawhi is literally our only hope
>muh refs
you seeing this shit larry? /nba/ losing it lmaoooo
coalburner ew
any answer other than feet is just wrong man
>mfw soÿronto vs gsw finals
>Yea Forums hypes up kawhi
>kawhi gets injured 1 minute in
>4-0 sweep by warriors
All in. We all the North on this day.
PASS THE BALL GIANNIS, PASS THE BALL
>thinking of fornication on Easter
Nemanja, repent.
Giannis: fraud
Harden: fraud
Embiid: fraud
>favelanigger and Oaklandnigger brag about being niggers
>harden got fouled
twitter.com
>r/nba is turning on klay now
ahahahaha
why tf where the games so damn early today??
>it's the playoffs lat tehm play
>OOOOH NONONONO REFS STOP THEM
When they earn it. You have to admit they were garbage all season. They need to prove themselves yet.
unironically will happen
kerr is notorious for just sicking a big wh*toid on the opposing teams best player in hopes of injuring them for the rest of the series
>Celties win
>Cuckshits lose
feels good man
oh boy I’m ready to read these cope threads clean into tomorrow thanks lads
NBA hates Religion, Church, and God
it really be like this
All the bad guys lost today
All the bad guys won today too
LMAO. Harden deserves this
The good guys will rise next season.
>ching chong huehuehue ching chong
Imagine being from the gay area and cheering for the mojado bros
Whether you like it or not - by default, the only good guys left are Portland, Toronto, and Boston
>warriors haters read reddit
yikes
>Boston
>good guys
You need to go back, seamus
Memeiors will never ever have more rings than the Lakers even with refball. Sad!
game of thrones :)
pic extremely unrelated
>So put my money on MIL and HOU.
user unequivocally btfo. How will his bank account ever recover
>Milwaukee isnt a good guy
Ok bro
It's only in the .01% off chance that some horrible injury plagues Toronto in the ECF and they have to take the eastern spot in the finals against gsw
>muh one game jerk reaction
Hello rebbitSPN
Harden is a fraud though
>good guys
>teafs
>boston
i really wish somebody break curry klay and kd ankle desu hopefully 4 shumpert have the balls to do it
So glad i never started watching that semen slurping show
His life savings are probably the equivalent of like $500 USD. Sad that he will have to toil away in the potato fields for another 10 years to make it back.
>yuropoor getting even more poorer
my nuggies finna feast on the blazers and then hou/okc, but they'll lose to the eastern champs
100% cap this
they need to get rid of fucking trashass Ingram and Lonzo Bust. those motherfuckers are gay as fuck.
How the fuck do you enter the NBA and can't even make free throws?
Also the fucking Lakers are retarded for trading Zubac and letting Julius Randle walk.
>b-but muh landing zone
If he "landed" with his feet that far in front of his body even with no defender he ends up on his ass
I would even rather have the cucks in the finals than the celtshits. Brainlet irving is the definition of a sports villain
>my blazies getting some love
I really hope we beat the nuggies
>Le big fraud
The NBA needs warriors in the finals because klay is the biggest star in chink nation. Huge market tap.
Whether you like it or not, leafs have the loudest most irritating fans (other than lakers of course) and have absolutely nothing to show for it. The Raps would be good guys but you people fuck it up
Stay scared o’brien
>my nuggies finna feast on the blazers and then hou/okc,
>klay is the biggest star in chink nation
Seriously?
Also Klay was seething tonight. Even Curry looked rattled.
raptors are never the good guys since they fill up every thread with their cancer
>Bostonia
>Good Guy
LOL
When the refs aren't calling the zaza fouls, you pretty much need to fall on your ass. If your landing gets fucked up when you're trying to land on your feet, your ankles will snap harder than Klay's and Curry's combined.
Rockets suck ass
Refball warriors faggots. Fucking at least 4 times they should have been called for a 3 pt foul what the fuck. Fuck the NBA and the memerriors
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe...
OH NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAAAAD
>didn’t get it
>doesn’t get it
>will never get it
If I had a choice between living in a boiling pot shithole such as Toronto and making $80,000 a year vs. living in Latvia and making $5,000 a year, I'd pick Latvia. It's a good thing I don't have to make that choice though, since I live in the Midwest. No niggers, yellow men, brownies, and the pay is still good. God bless.
Memeiors are a manifestation of everything wrong with modern day society.
Remember that time Iguodala was a Nugget?
>lakespics still trying to post after the horrific ass reaming they received yet again this year
lmaoing at ur shitty lives
Pretty sure he flies out there every summer and has a shoe deal or some shit over there.
Oops
Lmao look at this flyover inbred and laugh
>T. Faggot that doesn't even play ball.
You know you can jump forward to shoot threes eight
t. Pajeet Singh
>boiling pot
flyover education is saddening
exactly but you can't expect a foul when doing that
next
>The city of Lannis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you’re also close enough to your cousins to continue inbreeding
Try shooting a basketball one time in your lives and see if your feet never go forward and you stay completely up and down you unathletic faggots
Yes it was a foul because Draymond jumped forward into harden
Yeah his shoe deal is with Li Ping
>plastic ringless leafs trying to "teach" the greatest franchise in the NBA how to win
PLEASE DON'T READ OR REPLY TO LEAFS THANKS
>SAVE ME BROGDOOOOON
see you in the finals boston
its looking clearer now
It's not the same without box office bron
Two of the biggest global markets; its pretty much set in stone.
I told you Godrry, all the pretenders are falling like flies
*triggers a bunch of thin-skinned pussies in ur path*
That’s on the Cockshits for not adjusting, nobody on GS was getting that “muh landing space” call... Houshit is literally only good because they depend on bs calls every possession
Holy shit how are these micks this fucking butthurt about my raptor when they haven’t even suffered an embarrassing post season loss at their hands yet?
Back to reality when Kyrie Leaves.
because it's going to lead to chaos you dimwit
Reminder to reply to all Leaf posts and ignore all green posts.
>Warriors vs Boston
KILL ME
NEW
AAAAHHHHH SAVE ME REFSSSSS
we're gonna figure it out . My rockets will get the gentlemens sweep
le inbred xDD
nice reddit humor nigger
>rockets fan whining about free throws
LMAO
M
A
O
laughing at your life
Yeah but my point was that what he did is not a legitimate "landing zone" in any sense. You can't land with your feet that far out in front of your body, it's not possible.
SEETHING flyover
0% chance. This is the Boston Celtics, not the nets.
leave, we don't need shitters like you fucking up the best part of the country
Dude got dunked on, stuffed, and locked down in one game.
I mean, I would just retire after that, but you know to each his own
his bullshit gather step euro trash drive severely limits his ability to kick it out