/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Racethread #3 Edition

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>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 68
V. Bottas 62
M. Verstappen 39
S. Vettel 37
C. Leclerc 36

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 130
Ferrari 73
Red Bull 52
Alfa Romeo 12
Renault 12

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
159 (161 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
85

>Hund status:
JA VI ARE A BIT GLÜCKLICH RIGHT NOW BÜT IT WILL END ZOON

>News:
MWL
AFLA (And Ferrari Loses Again)
Retardo is retarded

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choking
strawpoll.me/17900550
imgur.com/a/vOenFfW
youtu.be/hSdqvG7SjwE
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Fuck Ferrari

REVERSING

>Aussie can't reverse
that's a new one.

Fuck Ferrari

>people talking with copypastas
race threads are cancer

fucking gasly

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FULL GAS

bros

what are ferrari doing

>Pulling the reverse torpedo on Blyat

And fuck Italians

LELCLERC EXPOSED

Who are the good guys in modern f1?

GAS GAS GAS

Can Leclerc do it?

Merc are on a 2 stop right?>

Anyone got a good Ace link?
Mine is buffering out the arse

FIA to ban reverse shift

Gimi wins

GRAZIE RAGRAZIE

STRAGETI REGRETI

ferrari is so gay

>ferrari

hamilton

Hamilton will overtake

post yfw

Fucking kek, what a sync.

They're all on 1 stop.

Ferrari strategy

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>LEKEK

Albon will replace Gasly next season

>turbo driver dnf because somone BACKED into him

Fucking hate Australians

LeCrerc

ricardo has legit 40 iq

>shatsly

STRAGETTI REGRETTI

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This is the thread:

>92384399

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i'm using abf613546c6397ac3e74da2e8b4b3c79d2e3f610 when there are ads on browser stream

Ferrari will win, right guys?

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lol

you now manually remember that haas f1 exists

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>HWL

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BALLOONS

Honk honk

>le late braking man

Seems like it. Though I imagine GAS is not doing well because the team is built around VER, there was some news report that GAS aggressive driving style doesn't suit the RBR.

...

rakesh, stop.
stop.

why KVY took so long to reverse

What the actual fuck was ric doing?

Who is dis qt?

>LEC losing time to VER

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lol

>I started breathing manually
fuck you

Why is Ferrari strategy always so bad?

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No.

>vettee 2 seconds behind hamilton
Its gonna be sochi all over again

will LEC get the FT?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choking

shall end it all if räikkönen doesnt make it to top 10

seeing kubica like this makes me so sad

I guess we should pray for Vettel now?

Daniel who?

fuck off

What was he thinking?

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RETARDEDED NEWFIGS LURK MORE
DON'T @ AT ME

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FUCKING Ferrari HOW and WHY are they so SHIT????

Ric should get a grid penalty for that the next race

Doomp eet

I could maybe see that, but even when RB was all in on VER when Ricci was still on the team, they still had two competing cars

Right now they are playing 1.5 cars

RICKY IN BIG TROUBLE

GRID PENALTY INCOMING

HAM
BOT
VET
LEC

What a fucking garbage fucking race

>Have I got any chance to catch the cars in front?
>No

FUCK YOU FERRARI

have you met italians?

>tfw RENAULT is always trying to trigger a SC

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>almost 51 seconds between top six and the others.

Fuck this race, fuck this season, fuck Liberty Media.

>behind the Mexican
What did he mean by this?

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Give me one thousand dollars.

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>baloon

>fresh tyre that should be 1.5s faster is actually slower than a 25lap harder tyre

Le epic pirelli meme strikes again

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>thinking

A FUCKING BALLOONS

>activate the balloons

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>leclerc has lost 2 seconds to verstappen
nice work ferrari

>renault balloons

>put it in neutral (button+safety)
>press and hold reverse button

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Bottas, Clerc, Norris, Russel, Grosjean

check your email :)

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>Renault party balloons
Kek

Those balloons remind me of Lil Chub.

he is just a polak!

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Crofty's banter isn't even getting a pity response any more

just shut up you fucking spastic

That's true. I don't know if it shows how good RIC was, or how bad GAS is. Too many variables to tell

Either way GAS needs a redemption arc quick

SAFETY CAR NOW

BALLOOOOONS
Yellow and black to celebrate exposed Ricky

>Dreaming of Power

DOn't tell me that is a real person

It looks like someone merged 6ix9ine and Bieber

BALLOONS ON THE TRACK
SAFETY CAR NOW

crofty is beyond unfunny

based

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>GAS
>Honda

if i start to search wank material right now its gonna be ready at the end of the race desu senpai

GAS

sanae-san from sakura quest.

your tongue has weight

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amazing

>redshit

>THE POWER OF DREAMS

gas still has 0 pit, I guess he will have the ft, or better he pits, then crashes, then SC, then everybody pits but LEC and LEC is p1

>the power of dreams

thanks alonso

Monaco's Coward Charles Leclerc

literally what the fuck is ferrari doing to leclerc
they're using retarded strategies with shit results and somehow I feel it's because they just want to give vettel a better shot

>gastly

>vettel passing Hamilton

Don't be absurd.

riccardo honking away

>every race is going to be merc 1+2 and ferrari finding new ways to fuck everything up

why live

>4 MWL 1-2s in a row
Damn they even made Baku look boring

GHASTLY

>Ghastly

>Ghastly

>HONDA

ahahah

GASLY NO

>Ghastly

Back off young signorino

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK RED BULL

>ASSLY

>Honda Engine

gimi to pionts

>well done pierre gasly

>Gasly
RAIKKONEN IN POINTS

GASLY KEK

there we go

kubica just overtook a red bull
take that!

>gasly

>honda

stop h8ing

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>VSC

WTF HONDA

NOOOO GASLY, YOU HAVE TO STOP ON THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK

>HONGDA

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VSC for this????

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SAFETY CAR

ACTIVATE IT

lel

>the city of honda

LMAO

>Gimi on points

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>Honda engines

>honda "power"

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SAFETY CAR

>VSC

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>SHATSLY >SHATSLY >SHATSLY
AMX BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

That one doesn't work

>vsc
Fucking why

>honda
DUMB FROG CAN'T EVEN TRIGGER A SAFETY CAR PROPERLY

TIME FOR MEME STRATS LA

Gasly managing to destroy Max strategy yet again

>gasly fucking over verstappen

Dreams of power

GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
>GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
>GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
>GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
>GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
>GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
GIMI IS IN THE POINTS
>GIMI IS IN THE POINTS

>the dream of power
>vsc

How the fuck is that vsc? lol

>honda bad
>amx purple

Why is this race director so sensitive? Just put out yellow flag not a fucking VSC

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>kimi 10th

atleast something guys

I DEMAND ACTUAL SAFETY CAR

Fuck Ferrari
what do they have against Leclerc

LANCE STROLL now in the points

>tfw i bet on a minimum of 5 retirements
>no crash on turn 1
>then ric/kvy
>now gas

I NEED TWO MORE, BAKU

SOLVE STATUS?

engine confirmed fine

Tractor cunt forced it to be so.

gimi back in points

based

NOTHING

>Fat John

>vsc

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NOTHING
IS
SOLVE

why is gasly's mic quality so bad compared to max?

Nothing

At least Gimi is making me mad points in fantasy with the gained positions.

based amx with a fastest lap during a VSC

SOMEBODY PIT TO MAKE IT INTERESTING

>big john

your jaw has weight too

Gimi on points

GIMI SURGE

because of tractor cunt

Kubica is 16 already

6 more reirements and he's in the points

>kimi in points again somehow

absolute madlad

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will VER be penalised for the fastest lap under SC?

Dubs and Vettee Spins

Oh Honda you almost fooled me with no DNFs

>must decrease speed by 40%

seems rather ambigious?

+37s

LIKE HOW

Cheers

activate the balloons

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probably it's from the Polish production

choosing VSC for no fucking reason purely to bring some life into this race

fucking state of this semen slurping sport

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Why even bother with escape roads when you bring out the Vsjw anyways

Max podium stolen again by SC

Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing

>Green flag
>Ham passes Bot
Calling it

What the fucking is going on with leclerc.

+20 to +38 from max

USELESS VSC

Vettel's contract.

>blaming honda when the other car set the fastest lap

>Leclerc +38
What the fuck happened? Wasn't it 20?

1 more mate good luck

>LEC +39sec

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>lelclerc

>LEC +37

dream's over lads

It used to be "increase laptime by 30%" but reddit-tards got confused and thought it meant go faster by 30%

>AMX

They have their deltas displayed on their wheels

FUCK FERRARI

decrease speed/increase lap times

simple as

Reduced speed for everyone because VSC.

ITS NOT THE ENGINE RETARDS

CMON VERS

yeehaw

>Select all images with tractors

Vsc came in as he was going down the main strait

WHY THE FUCK WAS THE VSC NEEDED. R1GGED

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>lelcrec

don't forget about hamiltons crash on lap 49

VSC. The gap still has the same Distance, they time increased because they drove slower

>Even baku is shit now

I don't think this semem slurping sport is for me lads

Based Amx drifting for our entertainment

why dont they just completely stop instead of this virtual car shit

Can literally anything happen? pls something

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It was already over in the begining of the season

Bottas just won

Hamilton SEETHING

>leqt +29
What the fug is going on

rigged
that was a completely pointless safety car
they just wanted to spice up a boring race

And now there’s no VSC and he’s “only” 29s back

>Select all images with stolen Amx podiums
>You didn't select all

seething monkey is seething

>power of dreaaaaaaaaaaaammsss

>Fiability is the same as speed

>BOT DQ
>HWL
#BLESSED

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>lewis still crying about his tires

not like everybody else has the same problem u fucktard

vettee is finished lads

DRIVE BOY DOG BOY DIRTY NUMB ANGEL BOY IN THE DOORWAY BOY HE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BOY

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truly the end of days

Honda damage controll

NSX GT500 procars w/ f1 engine when

HAM
BOT
VER
VET
LEC

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>strawpoll.me/17900550
strawpoll.me/17900550
>strawpoll.me/17900550
strawpoll.me/17900550
>strawpoll.me/17900550

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wait when did Gro fuck off? what happened?

how did Leclerc lose so much time on the vsc?

gonna have to press skip there pal there are none of those x

MERCEDES WINS LOL

this thread is moving so fast no one will notice i kissed my sister

Oof that’s definitely what fucked him

Pirelli happened 147 years ago

that's forbidden love

Lads I forgot to go for a pre-race piss and my bladder is full

KEK. What the fuck?

HAM
ROS
VET

based

worth it for VER to enter pits for a fresh set of tyres to absolutely secure the free-fast-point?

>LEC +29
total brainlet here, how can the gap increase if everyone's on the same pace under vsc?

Wrong

what if we just gave all the drivers the gp2 cars to race in instead

was she sleeping?

his estimate of 40% was too low

Is this gonna be the worst season since 2015?

greentext it

>30 lap old hard tyres
>fastest lap
>new softest tyres
>slowest car in the top 5

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Did you sniff her cooch?

How the fuck did LEC lose another 10 seconds?

Mercedes will easily cruise to a 1-2 now, the tyres will last without a doubt

was vetteee sandbagging?

pics please ive only nutted twice so far today

piss off

t. Honda

Fuck. I have Gasly in my fantasy team.

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Stop posting, Rosberg

reported

fastest lap is worth shit when you DNF

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On the cheek right?

Absolute dogshit of a race, time to drop this semen slurping sport again

during vsc, front right suspension issues throughout the race

seething

>Bottas wins the Azerbaijan GP
>"For those whom it may concern, fuck you."

Will he do it again?

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he pitted faggot

COME ON VALTTERI

USE THE SISU

cute

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Well done Pirelli

You now realize we're 4/4 Mercedes 1-2 this year.

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TIME FOR A PIT STOP LAD

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tell us more

the fuck is a fiability? is that even english?

>crofty doesn't understand vsc
40% is 40% you fucking moron, everyone goes through the exact same parts of the track at the same speed

Valtteri, this is James. Lewis is faster than you.

why do you all want bad things to happen

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>ruins everything

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Will they have this problem in the W series?

Hamilton will ruin it :(

No he's just shit.

It takes time to bring them to the optimum temperature.

>Rosberg was banished from this race
>so there’s a real chance he’s in this thread

All monegasque flags are suspect

Bring back refueling

He went from +23 to +29 under VSC you wannabe nigger

This VSC thing is a yoke

Come on Boddas you can do it.

So how's the race? Im at work

Truly ze unterhunden of zis season

only a Bottas win will redeem this shitshow

GOA77AS CMON

BOT PURPLE

Im hoping for a SC soon, but it comes in lap 50 so that Vettel can come first

Lads how are you going to enjoy yourself after this shitter of a race to make up for the two hours of your life you just wasted watching this shit?

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Bottas wins

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Surprising Mercedes 1-2 with their slower than Ferrari and RedBull car. Toto is doing a terrific job with the management to compensate the lack of speed.

>BOT WDC
BOT WDC
>BOT WDC
>BOT WDC

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Also Witnessed, Hans ibn Muhammad

For me, it's Kimi

>bottas fastest lap
based

depends if it starts before or after you've done the straight at speed

*farts*

I'm waiting for P-Light

Why are we here?

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>piss injection system for cooling the turbos

>Bottas can actually win against Hamilton and be a leader after today's race

best timeline

Amazing comeback from Mercedes from last year. They are truly up there fighting and winning against the giants.

FUCKING THIS

14 44 88 fastest lap

quite pungent my dear

>bottas fastest lap
Absolute mad man

1488 lol

still time for those smug underdog twats to take eachother out

Gonna watch the Liege Bastogne Liege cycling

>mfw bot-ham-vet crash

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Have sex.
Have. Sex.

>refuelling
THIS

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I don't understand how LEC can be so slow on the new softs? What is going on?

Are there any (non-Dutch) commentators that don't use Hamilton's cock for a mic?

>Bottas leads from start
GREAT START FROM HAMILTON

>Hamilton says on radio he lost time on VSC
HAMILTON REALLY TURNING IT ON AFTER THIS VSC

is bottas the nico rosberg of our generation?

Why does Williams even bother showing up each weekend?

Bottas slow the speed, Hamilton is faster than you

>VER stopping for fastest lap tires

yeah right when he has a perfect chance to catch VET

PLEASE LET MY LECLERC OR VETTEL WIN

CMON POST THE EXPOSEDNESS CHART

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>mercedeswinsLMAO

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF
>FERARRI

MERCEDES 1-2
MERCEDES 1-2
MERCEDES 1-2
MERCEDES 1-2

Underdog Mercedes with 4/4 1/2 finishes

>"Incredible performance by the team, crowd was great, incredibly fortunate to win despite being the unterdogs. Tough struggle with leclerc there but we managed to clutch it out. IN THERE GET VALTERI"

because the truth is Formula 1 is so dependent on technology that it's become necessary for unpredictable events to happen to mix things up. Kubica is absolutely awful this season but what would he be like in a Merc? Is he that much worse than the rest?
I'm Polish and I didn't care much about the psort before Kubica's return but now I realize the benefit of series where drivers drive exactly the same car.

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does max pit and go for fastest lap?

bend over

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the softs are shit and won't heat up with the low track temperature

basically ferrari are retards

>+1.7
worry

SAFETY CAR
SAFETY CAR

>piss now, over, piss now

VSC KILLED THE FUCKING RACE TNX. QUOTE ME ON THISS THEY WILL BE COASTING IN THESE POSITIONS UNTILL THE THE RACE ENDS

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if hamilel wins i might quit watching this season

yea so based 0 overtakes on track and mercedes still wins

soft doesn't make a big difference

let me show you the dance of my people

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>BALTTERI THIS IS JAMES :DDD

>perfect chance
he's 5 seconds behind and still losing time on VET

When has a team taken 4 1-2s from the start of the season?

>watching cars drive around in circles
>2019

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vote for the beaner
it's the right thing to do

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If Bottas doesn't win I'm going to scratch every Mercedes I see on my way to work tomorrow

DIE UNTERHUNDE
fuck my german getting rusty

>+1.5
the fucking niggers gonna do it
................

If Ferrari didn't hate Leclerc this might have been different.

i already am after this race

EXPOSED: /f1/

Yeah German RTL. They show 5 minutes of the race between 115 minutes of advertising, and then spend those entirely on Vettel.

>HAM closing in
>BOT locks up under the pressure
>GET IN THERE LEWIS incoming

>+1.4
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VALTERI YOU NEED TO LET HAM PASS FOR THE TEAM, BE A GOOD DOG NOW

Leevi Hämäläinen is getting uncomfortably close to Bottas

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Hamilton lock-up soon

never?

no way, nu-f1 fans can barely keep up with the tyre strategy, imagine throwing multiple fuel strategies into the mix

MERC BOIS MERC BOIS
WHAT YOU GONNA DO
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY 4 ONE-TWOS

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>"mercedes, not the dominant car today"
BASED DIRESTA

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UNKIE BERNIE HE'S DOING IT AGAIN HE'S IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN BERNIE TELL HIM NOW

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>not the dominant car today

Do Merc pay Sky to say these things?

No vote for Gimi for points

VER better steal that fastest lap point

hope they will both crash

My nigga Hamilton throwing out the sandbags on the last laps

Thanks

Okay Valtteri, conserve the tyres, let Lewis past so he can go for fastest lap

>GAS laptimes better than LEC
What the fuck happened to Ferrari ?

called it

>he thinks two rectangles + an octagon is a circle

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GET VALTTERI OUT OF THE WAY

FUCK HAMILTON

still pushing the merc underdog myth

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kek

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Reminder that Mercedes still remain the unterhunden

nothing, mercedes was sandbagging.

dubs say they will

>blah blah blah silber arrow blah

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>4 MWL 1-2s
Pack your bags boys

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dubs and Hamilton bins it in the castle on the last lap

Leclerc pitting

>its 2016 all over again

I can't look.

Used up too much fuel at the beginning thinking under a safety car they could go lean, didn't happen and now have to save fuel

OH NO NO NO NO

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Is it Ferrari's fault Leclerc torpedoed the wall?

Why is it that whenever Hamilton leads all race Buttass is 20 seconds behind in the end but when it's like this Hamilton is 1 second behind

"Listen closely Valtteri, we have your loved ones at gunpoint. The neekeri needs a win, GET IN THERE"

what the FUUUUUUCK ARE FERRARI DOING YOU USELESS SPASTIC CUNTS

please at least get fastest lap charles

leclerc crash incoming

Reminder.

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VER doesn't have new tires?

memepit

Inb4 nbuggu passes goattas in last sec

Muh fastest lap

Germans are just better engineers than Italians

what is melbourne
race traitor

the clerk fucking crashes trying to go fast

race has been so boring I've spent more time reading posts by you losers than watching the actual race

Lekek fastest lap

did Ferrari rehire Ruth as strategist?

>Initiate engine failure Bottas

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>HAMILTON WINS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>spaghetti strats
lmao that's cheap

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What's MWL?

Bottas cucked again

LEMEME FOR THE FASTEST LAP

apex r*ddit-tier post

Merc 1, 2

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last lap merc crash

Valtteri its james

>+1.0
SHITSHITSHITSHITHISHTISHIT

IT HASN'T BEEN A MERCEDES DOMINATION

Dubs and Hamilton crashes into Buttas

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The neekeri is closing in

Commentator: "Mercedes hadn't the dominant car today". Is this part of the underdog strategy?

Unless they paid the spic commentators too.

>WHAT A BRILLIANT RACE FOR BOTH MERCEDES THEY WERE SLOW THAN FERRARI TODAY

this is going to end in tears

reminder that you were wrong?

>Force Leclerc to go 40 laps on med tires
>2 stop him anyways

KILL EVERYONE AT FERRARI

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ham ft!!

FUCKIN BOTTAS USELESSS FAGGOT

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Valtteri should let him pass to get DRS for last lap

>neekeri wins again

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>+0.8

Hamilton please fuck off mate

bottas no!

If 77
Cuckass kill ham

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I hope they both crash and die

Nothing personnel kid

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thats every race

thank god for Anthony Davidson

"we need to stop saying Ferrari are so fast"

someone at sky with a brain cell

please let the mercs crash out

retard

rack off you drongo. rack. off.

>>>>>BALTERRI IDS JAMES

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>valtteri, it's james

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Bottas Nooooo :DDD

toto reducing botta's power

fast reroll

reroll

Give Ham your energy \o/

GET IN THERE, LEWIS

GET IN THERE LEWIS

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Did someone get a screencap of those bins

>HWL incoming

>DRS range
Its over

those finns with those flags ;_;

lmao

DELETE NOW

>unironicallysupportingbottas

TOTO ACTIVATE IT

OH NO NO NO

>strategy
welp

It honestly feels the Liberty Media is colliding with Mercedes to push this retarded narrative that any other team on the grid can even touch them.

TOTO WAS ABOUT TO PUSH IT

epitaph says hamilnig takes out bottas and himself
VWL

Dubs for James

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I'M so nervous

GIVE YOUR ENERGY SO THAT HAMILTON AND BOTTAS CRASH OUT EACH OTHER

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

see him being replaced for barcelona

OH NONONONO

kek

Someone tell Lewis to hold position damn it

>deploy the track "debri"

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Reminder that the reason for Merc's endless domination is Renault's insistence that engine development be effectively banned under the new rules.

Every time Toto spits in your face pretending the Ferraris are a threat, it's Squirrel Irritable's fault.

Mega heatenings

They stopped him just to do the fastest lap

activate it on last lap

OU MAI GAAD

CAM ON BODDAS
\o/

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>white brit ruining black brit's race

lec is still too slow for FT
hahahahhahaha

>lewis has drs
>confirm you understood this message

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...

B O T T A S
O
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>underdogs with another 1-2
>drs (((overtakes)))
>pirelli tyres
this is why i LOVE f1 :) what a fantastic show!

You know what to do Robert

Crash your car at turn 8 again so Williams has to make a new chassis

GOATTAS

nigger binned

BASED Russell

based Russel blocks Hamilton

brainlet

willians useful for once

GOAT BOTTAS

BOT PURP

>ham going wide
nice, get in there bot

NEEKERI :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>LECLERC

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lec purple at least

BASED BOTTAS

BASED

I sure hope not

you're forcing it, doesn't look natural at all

I hate Cyril Ibiteaball, the worst team boss on the grid

I pity Claire but I hate Cyril

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4TH 1-2 THIS """"""""SPORT"""""""" IS SO GOOD

Vettel does nothing worth seeing, per usual.

PURPLE LEC :DDDDD

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FUCK YOU NIGGER

Bottass wins lol

>dragging the Ferrari shitbox onto yet another podium
>nothing
yikes

HOLY FUCK GUYS, THIS IS THE GREATEST UNDERDOG STORY IN SPORTS HISTORY

>TO WHOM IT MAY GONCERN - FUG YOU!

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>LeClerc new track record
>Bottas win

not all bad then

:)

holy shit that was boring

>getting p3 due to the fact that merc only has two cars

>1 2 mercedes

IS BAKU 2019 THE GREATEST UNDERDOG STORY IN THE HISTORY OF THIS """SPORT""" ?

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Pure luck, the Ferrari was much faster today.

BASED UNDERDOGS
>BASED UNDERDOGS
BASED UNDERDOGS
>BASED UNDERDOGS
BASED UNDERDOGS
>BASED UNDERDOGS

can you imagine if bottas actually wins the WDC this year
hamilton was already exposed by Rosberg and he might get exposed by Bottas lmao

THE UNDERDOG WINS IT GUYS

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

can't wait for the next race

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>"There was something wrong with my DRS"

- Lewis Hamilton, 2019

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Based

Nah Ham will get better strategy

Christoph Waltz

>For sure. Now for de next race, you must remember dat Ferrari were very strong in Barcelona in de testing. I think for sure we will be de underdogs for the remainder of de season.

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>Get in there!

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If LEC can't win, then I hope it's Bottas.
(I don't even bother with VET...)

Der Unterhund gewinnt

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>people think we're lying when we say Ferrari should be the strongest team. BUT WE'RE NOT.
>it's the reality who is lying.

>ferrari has a car literally one second per lap faster as shown by the fastest lap time
>3rd and 5th
lmao imagine if they had a halfway decent driver behind the wheel

Sauce me up lad

fucking sky
>people think we're lying when we say Ferrari should be the fastest

JUST FUCK OFF

In Poland F1 is shown on paid channels only which sucks but on the other hand we don't have to deal with any of this bullshit

4 1/2s is the best start for a team to a formula 1 season.. ever.
U N D E R D O G

>new tires
>tow all along the straight
>drs
>fastest time at the end of the race with low fuel
wow, truly the GOAT.

ferrari is the fastest but mercedes worked hard!!!

Who said that?

Fuck off Alonso

We do, the issue is that Lec is being screwed over by either mechanical issues or a reactionary strategy that always favours Vettel

David bloody Croft

>tfw austrian
>tfw no ad breaks
>tfw Alexander Wurz is a co commentator
If you're german you should really just try to watch it on ORF instead of RTL if you can, it's breddy based

sauce here imgur.com/a/vOenFfW

semen slurping sport tbqh

Imagine being forced to watch F1 without the Schatzis.
A fate worse than death.

>ferrari strategy cucking themselves
>merc 1-2
>soft tyres doing fuck all

god what a shit sport

this, maximum comfy

I fell like I'm missing a lot of memes by watching Sky Italia...

true
but at least they dont go with the underdog bullshit

honestly get Liberty and Pirelli to fuck off

RTL has UHD tho

mercedes worked hard for this!! they are the underdogs!!!

AWKWARD

>leclerc driver of the day
what the fuck did he do besides get cucked by ferrari's strategy as usual
fuck reddit drivers. perez/kimi/bottas deserved it today.

look at the fucking state of that cool down room sofa

will try

Holy fuck Lewis stop staring at the wall.

lewis seems a bit salty

Imagine winning and feeling bad. Bottas is truly one of us.

lol cooldown room

>Ocon hanging around like a bad smell

The side table and lamp were even better

You're only missing people talking a lot of bollocks

Besides isn't Federica still on Sky Italia?

OI MAAMME SUOMI

MÄMMI SAUNAAAAAA SUOMIII

>hamilton

didn't realise I just watched a 2 hour swimming contest

Yeah, but meh. I like Valsecchi, tho
youtu.be/hSdqvG7SjwE

looked like my Nan's conservatory