>your team is losing 1-2 in the 90 minute
>penalty in your favor
>the keeper points to himself and then to the right
WTF do you do Yea Forums?
>your team is losing 1-2 in the 90 minute
>penalty in your favor
>the keeper points to himself and then to the right
WTF do you do Yea Forums?
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>implying I wasn't planing a panenka since the start
Toepoke to middul and remove shirt during goal celebration to show a message
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES
Unbelievably based
Down the middle is always the right answer. Even if the keeper knows you always go down the middle he will dive to the side to avoid being the one keeper to face you, go down the middle and be wrong.
Put it in the top right.
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Put the laces through it and hope for the best
As long as it's hard and on target no one can blame you if it's saved. It's when you start doing zaza-tier memes that you look stupid
bloot it into the middul
it's funny how Zaza is the most remembered while Pellè's was even worse
Blast it and watch as it hits his fingers, breaking three of them, and flies into the top right corner. Then I mime shitting in his goal as a celebration
It's because zaza was subbed on as a penalty specialist
i slam it in
I also point to the right and place an unreachable pen into the top right corner
The absolute madman
central runup
jump head first into the ball
head the ball into the top right corner
keep sliding on head and knock goalkeeper over
stand up and honk clown nose
fly away
Straight down the middle
Powerful shot under the crossbar. Why such a fuss about penalty kicks ? Nevermind the gk
Blast it middle of the inside edge of the top off the crossbar, can't save them, fifa taught me that
>slot it into the top right corner
>point to myself then at his wife in the crowd
who's right?
calculate my xG for either side
Point to yourself and then to the right
Put it wide on purpose, gives the keeper zero chance of being the hero.
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Cunt it right under the crossbar Lampard-style.
Pelt it full force into the keepers face breaking his nose and forcing the ball into his brain.
Whilst he's on the floor dead I kick it in the empty net
*Bone not ball
hit it hard to the corners
he'll never get there even if he guesses correctely
penaltys are the easiest thing in football, players should be sacked if they miss
Completely agree. Even if they guess correctly, they won't make it if you shot it well into the corner