Official UFC Fort Lauderdale 2019 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #3

Brutal heem incoming

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Is "three piece" just going to be common terminology?

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Wtf is that

the three (3) piece

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discord.gg/m9XxVHN

That you, Spammy?

gifford is a bum

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christ

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Based Henry cut the GOAT promo right after this too.

it's tough my man

What's up Jean Jaques Machado?

looks like my brother's hand

HE NEEDS AN UNDERHOOK

Fuck off Luke you nonce, remember when you disappeared for awhile cause you got caught trying to get a a guy on discord to send you nudes of his 13 year old sister?

poor Pico. Did you see his post fight presser after that loss?

>three piece
>champ-champ
>and new

These phrases need to go away.

terrible, boring fight

howling at those tiny nails

didn't look at the pic, just the flag and no you're not.

good god
just cut them off at that point
a stub looks far less freaky than oversized warts

fucking hell
I knew a girl with polydactyly (aka a 6th finger) and the 6th one looks so fucking hideous.
It literally looks like if you gave it a small tug it would come right off.

You know when you buy grapes and there's always one or two grapes that are fucking microscopic? That's what it looks like. I just wanted to fucking bite it off her.

Hideous. HIDEOUS.

I could literally heem anyone in this thread RIGHT NOW if I wanted to Lmao.

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Is it possible for 'toids to compete against superior genetics like Roberts'?

>but he made it into the ufc

W..what does this say about our sport bros

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>mfw I wanna see John Lineker fight Gary Lineker

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why the fuck would someone have nudes of their siblings ?

Lineker vs Sandhagen next
Sandhagen big prospect but Lineker hit hard

you can't heem me if i heem myself first

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that a hand or a foot

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I want to let these guys burrow my copy of the Danaher System, this terrible jiu jitsu is making me cringe after studying from the greatest mind in grappling.

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I doubt it

Also you are fat I would style on you, use you as a heavybag

>he doesn't enjoy fun technical fights with plenty of high-level "rolling"

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dam I wish

>talking about his daughter
i don't give a fuck i just want to see blood

what the fuck did this actually happen? proofs

penis

get in my guard bro

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lads is Rory going to be on at the same time as UFC or after?

BETTER CHECK YO SELF
B4 U REKT URSELF

I don't fucking know ask the nonce, think ge wanted him to take voyuer vids or something

American southerners frequently inbreed.

Gifford won the story of the fight

Fucking fags cuddling on the floor even after the fight.

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>high leveling rolling
>this fight

FIGHT OF THE YEAR.

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It's his penis.

> roiding to impress women
dork

Whatever happened to the docky faggot
did he eventually quit coming back here
also what about the spaniard spammer
does he still dab on /heem/ ??

main events will almost certainly clash

on a positive note, when the christ cucks lose we don't have to hear them preach on the mic like they think they're the pope or some shit

was being sarcastic m8

I used to work with a girl who only had three fingers in one hand. it was shaped like a claw - plus the thumb. really the most muscular fingers I've seen. all I could think of was her masturbating (she was hideous and had a mustache)

UFC is like those trashy porn girls that can't get any work so they do fetish porn instead.

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...until he lost

So Roberts is the boxer and basically grapplefucked this guy?

it nears

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Based Roosevelt finna rekt that whitey.

*heems your will to watch*

cut both these bums

>keeping proofs off an illegal activity involving an adult trying to get an user to spy and video his u underage sister on my PC
Yeah no, its well known it is the reason he made his own seperate fag discord so he can talk about CP without having screenshots leak to threads again

was she bolivian
I heard thats normal in bolivia

> tripfagging on heem
dork

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His hairline is starting to go.

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shiiiiiiiiiiit

Now, THAT'S a callout

I NEED DAT
I NEED DAT
I NEED SUM REVENGE

Wow an actual call out

Three piece man! Three piece man with the soda!

That is fucking sick and disgusting.

Jfc it's legitimately unfair how sexy Rockhold is
fucking hell

Would Jesus actually support combat sports?

Spainy was just on here yesterday. But I don't think anyone here knows or cares anout him anymore.

Masvidal looks homeless lmao

interesting. how do I know you're not making this up

How can someone be so completely unlikable and frigid despite having all the qualities to be an uberchad?

based Hues of Stone

Lineker got this. Sahagins are very clumsy on land.

>Bellator going through with their event in San Jose despite a shooting happening literally hours ago

very very disrespectful

Lineker please heem this skeleton so the card isn't complete garbage

She didn't seem to mind, whiteboi.

I'm here, I married my gf Lawrie and stopped shitposting

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I suspect they're trying to bury it because they don't want a Fitchian performance turning people off before their high quality tourney events

the hands or the looks? either way no, she was >white

If anybody on /heem/ actually talked shit to my face i would give them pic related.
That's just how i roll.

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based lineker is gonna throw overhand right bombs and dab on his opponent

when you're so close to perfection, it doesn't take much to make you self conscious could be lots of things

nobody cares about some dead jew

actually I just found out the main card doesn't even start for another 20 minutes

I suppose it's entirely dependent on ESPN pacing but it looks like we'll get to watch Rory uninterrupted.

Because you are probably Luke you nonce, if not lurk more newfag it is well known

Autism, narcissism, and psychopathy.

rip auntie laurie

you would give me the 3 piece???? EPIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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personality is not just a meme, Rockhold is undeniable proof

bet you weren't saying that during easter

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Good work heem!

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cute

>Cancel event
>Hobos that make up the majority of card don't get paid and have to head back out onto the streets

Either way, it's not a good look for Bellator.

oh that's good thanks

?

Wouldn't he be fairly average in Australia

alri ben
twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1122314422641315840

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>dude muh top game lmao
Does this nigga KNOW who he's fighting?

based

This is an actual sexual assault. Is it too late to jail him?

I want Ben to break his neck like million dollar baby so much, please I need him to die or something please

got btfo, fuck jesus

lineker's hair transplant looks like SHIT. What a fucking joke.

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does ben post of heem?

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he cute

If septics cancelled events for every shooting, nothing would ever happen.

Ben shit talking people's looks when he's built like a condom filled with pudding and has hair like a ball of lint is just cringe.

I fucked it up bigtime

good choice on goof pic

Jacare would've ripped Silva's arm off

Jacare's last submission win was over two years ago

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mmmm milkies

Linker is gonna run through this lanklet like wet tissue

Lineker folds this fool

lmao too true

Any fags got a stream for Bellator on DAZN?

When your goodlooking you dont have to learn how to have a funny or interesting personality to compensate , which is why the cockholds and stacies of the world are usually just vapid retards

Give Lineker vs Yan pls

Body shot KO incoming. First round.

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Based Chadskren, George completely shook

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UFC matchmaking continues to be brainlets by throwing fresh prospects to savage veterans.

This nigga looks like a the next arc of rickity cricket from always sunny

nope, no one

He's dumb as a rock and arrogant. But he's an elite athlete and aesthetic as fuck

Guaranteed spice

Wrong flag on him

Good looking people are usually more charismatic and intelligent, but keep coping like that.

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lmao that nigga should of have hired a shorter team and security, he looks like a midget

Corey finna put a hurting on the half man

whjy the fuck is mine not on there fucking fuck i swear to god i will heem this fat fucking virgin faggot who did this into a god damn mental home. Fucking no life faggot.

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Any stream???

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>sits at home and tweets like a 14 yo girl

I hate Masvidals fat fuck of a manager

Jesus Lineker is built like a tank

...

Link it then and I'll add it

right here *pisses on you*

holy shit that height difference

How else does a prospect rise through the ranks? You can only crush cans and heem flushed names for so long.

Tank vs Lank

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Eat shit faggot

alri Luke?

ASMONGOLD VS TYLER1

>imagine picking sandhagen

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>batamweight
>5'11'
Disgusting

how are you not in the stream right now wtf

There's another one with the rest of the brainlets on it

...

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>getting shit on and acting like a cuck
Range ban Leafs when?

does 5'3 fall into the manlet category? asking for a friend

>1:30am

are people fake flagging as australians now? as if we didn't have enough terrible posters

Looks like Lineker is fighting his older brother

Getting tired of all these skeletons trying to dab on manlets instead of fighting people their own size.

white boy getting exposed badly here

LANKLETS BTFO

MANLET PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Could you beat Lineker in a fight /Heem/

Post your stats
Fighting experience
How you would beat him

even manlets look down upon those lower than 5'5

Any stream?

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Not really. Attractive people are usually insecure as fuck, especially girls. It’s because their whole life, when they were growing up, they noticed how people would treat them different from their ugly friends. People would buy them shit, they’d get away with shit other people wouldn’t, people would always want to be around them. That shit fucks with their head. They begin to tie their self-worth to their appearance, because they know people only like them because they’re pretty. That’s why they lose their shit when they get old and their looks start to go.

Lads Lineker would've fucked Cruz

>hands of stone
>feet of escape
>crown of balding

of course no one here could, not even a 120kg amateur could take a professional manlet

>

yeah

I didn't add those, I just pick up the slack, you should chill the fuck out brah
Not my problem, I don't make the sheets I just add the last few and goof them on fight day

link

Lineker vs Cody would end in the first death in the UFC.

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buff

www.espn.com

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Cody would've boxed him up

crazy ass fight

sandhagen looks frustrated

>2016+3
>still not knowing where to get streamz
you faggots need to kys

This is true. I went to the wealthier, whiter part of town and everyone was a couple inches taller than average and slim and more attractive.

imagine actually paying to get flames drawn up your arm, what a fucking idiot i hope he gets all the brain damage possible

as an ugly person, I am 100% sure I know more about tying my self worth to my appearance than any attractive person

this lanklet is retarded

>Not just front kicking this midget out of range and winning on points

He's winning you realise?

bfst.to/watch/mma-5(DOT)php

Not in a million years, brainlet Cody would eat that bodyshot hook combo and never wake up.

rate setup

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does anyone else hate the fights saying good job to each other and being all respectful
jesus fucking christ I want to watch a real fight not a live sparring session

>have a foot of reach on opponent
>don't use reach, just lunge into range with hooks

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bfst.to/watch/mma-5.php

why doesn't this tall guy just continue to chop down the other guys legs john jones style? He seems to be able to land every single kick without problems because of his reach and he basically just towers over this guy that nonstop throws 1-2 hooks

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kek Lineer loads up on everything

close round, could see it given either way, I'm leaning a bit toward Sandhagen. You lads?

>tfw can't have a dog were i live
Fuck bezos

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what a bad opinion.

google fight night 151 reddit streams
the readdit is MMAstreamz i think they changed it recently

>watching basketball

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ALGUN ARGENTINO QUE ESTE STREMEANDO???

ME PUEDEN PASAR UN LINK???

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10-10 really close slight edge to Lineker for weight of hits

FUCKOFF TREVOR WITTMAN

went to the shop.
any spice in the 1st rd?

Fuck off you stupid cunt , people watch these threads to find streams to shut down

I watch almost all sports

He would've danced around Lineker and made him miss, Lineker is a bum

Just an amateur but i've been training at ATT for 2 years in BJJ and striking and I could probably take him

>Getting pieced up by a guy that looks like he could be your 12 year old brother

I'm embarrassed

Spice is most definitely present

Yes. Khabib - Conor was 10 times spicier cause UFC set it up for them to be genuinely hostile in the ring.

Noone really wants to see the buddy-buddy, warriors respect bullshit. We like to say we do, but it doesnt sell as a fight.

>weight of hits
Kek *snap*

no spoonfeeding

si, yo tengo

*pulls dick out*

switch-to-tomorrow-and-hoc/ 10

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That’s on you, man. I’m ugly too, and I don’t give a fuck. I make my own way, I don’t get free shit because I’m pretty. I’ve been with a bunch of hot girls, I have a nice place, my life is pretty great. I don’t have to worry about preening over myself for hours every day because I’m so scared that if I go out with bad hair or something, my whole life will come crashing down.

Trust me, m8. There are undoubtedly a ton of benefits to being gorgeous, but shit’s a prison, and their lives often wind up being pretty tragic.

>hands of hue

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Yeah just like in his 3 back to back KO losses, all by the same fucking punch.

All this "reasoning" when you can just look at any statistic or study about how Beauty, Intelligence, Charisma and Earnings are VERY CLEARLY correlated.

Beautiful people earn more, they are more likeable, they have more friends and they are usually smarter as well. It's almost as if their appearance reflects a good genetic makeup or proper nurturing during formative years, and that translates into higher intelligence and being better adjusted to society. Strange!

Cerra el orto manicero.

good, that first fight was a real turd

Stopped reading at the first sentence. The cope is so strong it's cringe.

WHERE'S THE HEEM
WHERE IS IT

If you are mord than 5'9 and had to use the word "probably" you are a faggot i could finish him when I was 15

Lineker looks like he's eating 3 tiny steaks a day

Niggers

it's just a sport guys

I bet you couldn't.

Manletted.com

fijate en reddit, primer link en google

Why is Lineker so short?

I think this question kills the hopes of all the /heem/ lanklets that think they'd easily smash Mighty Mouse

he'd make you freaks cry
cry I tell you

?can I get that weaird kick from rd 1 webmd?

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mestizo genetics

Sanhagen winning via anemic kicks and weak noodle arm punches, cut babby fighters are cancer.

My three judge's scorecards going into the third are 20-19 Lineker, 20-19 Sandhagen, and 20-19 Sandhagen.

TJ absolutely embarrassed Lineker, and Pedroo would do the same

Manletdomination, lanklets absolutely BTFO.

decent fight

amerindians

1-1. Lineker connected hard on 3 straight exchanges in the first. Afterwards Cory figured him out.

The power manlet should just walk forward shouldn't he?
Has the lanklet even shown any power that's worrisome to him.

the bantamweight division was not made for people who are 5'11"
I want lineker to win for that reason alone

19-19 or 20-18 Sandhagen

not sure

>smash Mighty Mouse
gay

whatever happened to this crazy lad

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Size advantage is too much, Cory by decision.

Wtf Lineker kinda sucks ass tbqh. Just throws the same body-head hook combo over and over. Why did I pick this bum ass nigga.

Name something better than heems on a rainy Sunday afternoon with tea and gingernuts.

He just beat Joe Duffy

So now you've moved on from thinking chinlet cody would beat Lineker to talking about the 2 guys who scrambled his brains. I think you might have more brain damage than Cody.

How are you scoring this

based

30-27 Lineker.
Cope sandfags

turns out he isnt that good

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>gassing out in manletweight

Sandhagen is like Cruz, bit more aggressive but with worse cardio and wrestling

He slowed right the fuck down
Heem on a rainy Saturday night

I fucking hate Sandhagen with a , stop with the pillow fisted jab you cunt

Does jabs even count?

I'm using the traditional 10-point round system.

Cruz and Anik are talking like Sandhagen is shutting Lineker out of this fight, gee I wonder who the UFC wants to win.

The fact you think that just paints a picture of how much of a complete bitch you are. Putting my training aside, I could pick mighty mouse up and throw him a solid 10 feet through the air, 14 If i swung him. If we fight on concrete he dies, in an octagon I put him in a coma with 30 seconds tops

Lineker is doing the best he can

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STREAM HEEMY

I get that it's popular to shit on the little men but 135 is unironically one of the best divisions right now

>Vacant belt
>Cejudo vs Moraes
>England's brave Nathaniel Wood coming up
>Canada's brave Brad Katona coming up
>SUGAR Sean O'Malley
>Khabib's little cousinbrother whatever the fuck he is
>Petr Yan
>Cory's inevitable redemption arc

I'm a fan

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But Saturday night is for going out and socia-
...oh

All days are the same to me.

Lineker
>ranked 8th
WTF
MANLET

10 points for the winner of each round
1 or more points less for the loser

>leaving your house ever

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Is my nigga Lineker seriously going to get decisioned by this point striking faggot?

there's generally more activity in the lower weightclasses

HEEM LEAKY

Lineker's hairline has been HEEM'd

Holy shit his head

Sandhagen didn't win that fight but the judges will think tappy punches and kicking a dude in the shin are devastating.

HEEM LEEKY

lankets, when will they learn?

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only his jabs seem to matter

30-27 Lineker

Cory Cringehagen.

Based Lineker

Lineker should win on heart alone

if they give it to the lanklet im gonna be so fricken angry

>So now you've moved on from thinking chinlet cody would beat Lineker
No I still know that, I was putting down your idea that just because good fighters in TJ and Pedro could put Cody away, doesn't mean John could

Then who buys your fo-
...oh

29-28 Lineker, 29-28 Sandhagen, 30-27 Lineker

REEEEEEEEEE LINEKER ALMOST HAD HIM

Good performance from Sandhagen, think he gets the nod

>blood running UP your face
kek

Why didnt you tap you cutbabby
Press F for my pick bois

Lineker need to grow a few inches before his next fight

start getting angry now then

>cazzies think the manlet won

attractive people get positive reinforcement throughout their life because of their attractiveness, most the time they never even realise it
but all the studies show it to be so

>Lineker literally sqeezing the blood out of sandfag
Clear round for Lineker

HE JUICED HIM!

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Heem squirty

that fucking cutbabby better not win

Lineker
Literally a FUCKING MANLET.

sandhagen pillowfists getting counted as 'significant strikes' baka

Sandhagen saved by the bell.

Why are they talking about lineker as if he’s hasn’t been winning this fight?

That was a great fight

29 to 28 Sandhagen

lankboi wins

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look at the cardio of this little brazilian bastard
certainly beats standing around staring at each other a la LHW

In an ideal scoring system for MMA, Lineker would win that fight based on that last exchange alone. But with the gay fucking 10 point boxing system, Lineker will lose. The UFC will never get a dollar from me until it replaces its outdated bullshit.

hey based webm-er, I'd love the kick Cory trhew on rd 1

where did the term heem come from

>le kick your shins and cut 30lbs man

Hope he dies of kidney failure like the coward he is.

Do you think that's because they can't contribute to any real sports?

Fuck Lineker, predictable cunt

manlets seething in this thread

>more significant strikes
Weak jabs that do nothing aren't significant

Fucking robbed.

Fucking robbed

These fucking judges HOLY SHIT

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ROBBED
BULLSHIT

How are people booing, Cory beat his ass

that is so much bullshit

look up heem sleepy on world star

BASED judges.

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...

Cambodia

REEEEE IT'S NOT FAIR

burden of being a manlet

Robbery confirmed.

ROBBED AS FUCK

Fuck manlets
Fuck manlet crowd
Ok

Wasn't robbed at all you fucking retards.

Fucking RIGGED. Racist fucks.

get your fucking shinebox

fuck off judges "ohh he gently caressed linekers face 300 times and I got a boner so i gave it to corey" fuck off

For sure if they fought IRL Cory wouldn't be dead.

mindhive

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>*panic shoots into your guillotine*

30-27 manlet loses

>that doesn't feel very good but...okay.

Robbed and even the crowd knows it, poor little anemic faggot is going to cry because they're booing his piss poor spineless point fighting.

>tickling someone's nose counts as a significant strike

The manlet's hooks did nothing either though they just look more powerful

SAAAAAAAAAANDD HAGENNN

I think ESPN tells the commentators not to acknowledge gross stuff on screen.

Ultimate ROBBERY Championship

>robbed

top kek, the guy was swinging at air half the fight, lanklet was blocking most of the ones that did make it through

jab city baby

boys.. will teixeira win?

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Not a robbery, you are all retards if you think this

>the booing
Are people finally RISING UP against these lanklets?

>has to breathe through his nose in the guillotine and blows snot rockets of blood all over him, then wins the fight

Fucking based lanklet chad

so fucking gay

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Fuck manlets

Robberies should not affect picks

>robbery
Lineker was dogshit in those first 2 rounds

Cory won that easy. You guys saying that he didnt must of judged against arlovski.

Easy win for Basedhagen manlet scum BTFO

>wins the entire fight
>gets in a sub attempt at the very end
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ROBBED

boooooo

>*boooooooo*
>that doesn't feel good
>pliz clap for me
faggot.

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T. noodle armed pussy who cuts 30lbs to jab manlets.

it's all the visiting BR baboons

Not a robbery desu, I wanted Lineker to win too but it was close and Sandhagen landed some decent shots

Fight should not have gone the distance against a literal fucking manlet. PUSSY..

>I'M A REALLY RESPECTFUL GUY
>crowd boos
BASED

you clearly weren't watching the same fight as me

Rip your picks

ARE YOU GUYS BOOING ME? I WORKED MY ASS OFF FUCK YOU

PICKS HEEMED BECAUSE OF ROBBERY

FUCK THIS SHIT

YOU DESERVE THE BOOS FAGGOT

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>the americans booing the american in america

that's a clear indication the decision was incorrect
only other team I've seen that is when Colby beat RDA

>i-i'll fight anyone you want me to dana

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>cazzies screeching robbery
kek

UFC judging is quickly becoming worse than boxing

Because he wasn't you filthy casual

Streaming the fights @@@@@@@@

Basedstream com
Basedstream com
Basedstream com

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I don't blame Sandhagen you have to point fight Lineker you aren't gonna KO him

Still that kinda sucks though

If you think that was a robbery you literally don't know shit about mma

Noting chad about looking like a bundle of sticks, true chads fight people their own size instead of killing their organs to point fight dwarves.

I'm suspect of Rashad's """hair"""

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What if I told you that nearly everyone in the UFC is doing guillotines the wrong way?

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>robbery
SWINGMISS SWINGMISS SWINGMISS
Dumb fuck manlets kys

Crowd has no fucking clue. Color me surprised. Florida SEETHING.

>key to this
>you just has to fight
Apparently you just has to throw out some weak ass jab and you can win.

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TURBO LANKLET RUINS EVERYONE'S DAY

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lanklet dummy, win the crowd and you win your title shot
lmao I thought Rashad was Kofi Kingston for a second

Poor Lanklet getting boo’d, he deserved it

REMINDER THAT ANY DIVISION BELOW 155 IS A FUCKING JOKE AND SHOULDN'T COUNT FOR PICKS AND ANYTHING AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER

>former UFC lhw champion, now vegan rashad

why didn't lineker try to twist in towards his body?

judges have always been shortist

whenever u see the UFC media label someone as a prospect, you know all split decisions will go in their favor

First thing I thought of lol

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Just IMAGINE, CONTEMPLATE, PONDER thinking that this was a robbery
Kill all manlets

Don't boo me
BOO THE CONSEQUENCES

Thats crazy

Your boy got pieced up

Height makes no difference retard, and the lanklet barely had any reach on him

It's Florida... They aren't Americans. That is the Green Card State.

15 seconds of entire fight manlet was actually winning.

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Manlets SEETHING
6'>5'11

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picks without pics dont count

*jabs you*
*push kicks your shit*

Heh, easy win.

landing a jab is better than missing a haymaker, yes

>billie eilish in a UFC promo.
This cocksucking organization will never see a dime from me. Fuck the new era, fuck ESPN, and fuck Endeavor.

your picks were heemed because you picked the wrong guy. Good call by judges

The dude is too skinny to fight people his height. Stop seething

Rashad Evans former champ. Now vegan.

Al is what I imagine 100% of Long Islanders to be like

He fell for the "just squeeze bro" meme.

its piss

Because he's a one trick pony

Manlets should be gassed

Not even remotely a robbery

Don’t @ me or I’ll double leg you

its not fair, fucking lanklets need to be shot

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Jesus I could've sworn I picked Corey

The system, it needs an entering

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Rashad is technically retarded.

Still alive

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>Rose and Andrade headlining a PPV

will this be the least bought PPV in UFC history?

how do you pronounce DAZN

>Can still get the bizarro picks right

It's just as difficult to be 100% wrong.

blacked room

Missed the far right columns
Yeah I'm not adding those in the future

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That’s why you should be watching Bellator instead friend

CUTElaba

based and beatituplikerampgepilled

DRUNK AND HIGH AT THE SAME TIME
DRINKN CHAMPAGNE ON AN AIRPLANE

Last try, can some based Webm wizard get me that weird capoeira kick from Round 1 Sandhagen threw?

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Because he wont eat anything, dude looks sickly. Guy has 0 balls to cut all that weight to "fight" like that.

? Moldovan? you don't see that too often

go little Romania!

Is she the most obvious example of an industry plant in recent times

im peepin that black eye

>picked lineker but still in it
Thank you leaf

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>tfw the upcoming fight nights have better main events than 237

*hello*
Yeah, I am a loser. CHINNED.

>ywn massage her feet

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you missed a lot

>now a vegan
>looks all weak and gay

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Ion is a dick, cmon Glover

Why does Glovers picture make him look scared

This

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ok ill just # u

>tfw da bears play on da zone

Based. It's getting so bad I'm about to go on the road, offering to let coaches watch The System with me so we can put an end to this inferior grappling.

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Yeah I already fixed it

Ion has pronounced nipples.

im right here
im still at the docks
just living beneath them now
thank god for my obama phone otherwise if have no internet

san pedro hs been good to me
im just on a downcycle atm

*flushing toilet noises*

Hope the Hulk smashes slowver Kekiera.

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why this nigga look like he's aged 2 decades since he fought yoel

Chad Hulk will win by tko, mark my words faggot

>Luke showing up with a black eye from sparring
Not surprised tbqh

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Kofi is that you?

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Given how he spars, no surprise would expect more honestly

Can we see a full goof tonight?

*swings wildly
*misses
*losses every round

nothing personal manlet

how can someone with fucked knees sit in that position

sv3rige is right, literally who isn't on the all sugar diet right now? Literally willingly putting yourself on the slave diet for "health" reasons?

Glover is CTE'd

Based TEIX! Welcome the hue jungle. Win here old boy and my picks are home free

LADS, JUICY MILF BACK LEFT

name one moldovan you know other than cutelaba

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People are unironically wagering money on Glover in current year

This dude is going to rape and then eat a kid before he dies 100%.

BASED BOOMER ENTRANCE

seen better fights outside the mgm on vegas blvd between manlet paisa strip club flyer passer outers tbqh

would do the division a lot of good if fights were to the death

>welcome to the jungle as theme
>is brazilian
based self deprecating humor

my boy
he has come for moldovan blood

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Who won?

>fatty with fake belt
jesus are these mma fans

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YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

Those Fuji mats at Bernardo's place are like sitting on a cloud, user.

Connecticut btfo

He's not even +odds as well

Glover with the quintessential boomer song for his entrance

@you

Cuban genetics > Brazilian genetics

I have Osgood-Schlatter on both knees and I can't do that either

He wrestlefucked Jared Cannonier 2 years ago. He'll do the same to this can.

There are 16 permutations possible, and like 13 picks, so without actually looking at them it's a possibility.

Ricardo Moldovan

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someone, pls?

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Teixeira is one ugly mofo.

Welp I was going for Ion but now I got for the BR monkey, with that gay bullshit

sitting in the prayer position like that puts a huge amount of stress on the meniscus

Come on Glover, even though it kills my picks, put this guy away.

Have a feeling were gonna see a spicy heem lads

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God damn get a load of Colonel Sanders

make a new thread

>that age difference
not even fair

He won me some against Karl

Use the old thread that's still up you greedy Aussie

Yeah it's sad. But the goverments and media has promoted carbs for decades.
It really is the food for slaves.

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No you.

Rub just under your bottom lip with the back of your finger and smell it.

UK's thread y nuevo new

Well he is apparently latvian...

Remember like just a fucking year ago Teixeira was #3 in the rankings?

It was like Oezdemir, Gustaffsson and then him
Seems almost unimaginable now

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why

I love tex

Not impressed at all with Texiera or however you spell it.
>keeps winning

These fucking beast fighters with the overactive instincts... the /fit/ fighter shouldnt of rushed in and tried to look for that finish and ground and pound him, be more like Izzy

I have the cheekiest feeling perry is getting heemed

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