Chicago Cubs @ Arizona Diamondbacks Official Gamethread

>Only gets his arm
>Jones played it like he got hit in the head
Dirty.

I looks like Yu hates the Dbag's logo too.

Funny, he doesn’t look like a beaner.

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>darf strikeout
wat

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>Darvish survived somehow.

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>Beaz...

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>baez
What a fucken moron LOL

For fucks sake Baez

He made ‘em work for it tho.

There's no silver lining to that moronic decision

18th for D-Bags

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18th what? Game? Is that your W flag?

>strange things are afoot at the Circle K

>all this head hunting

>Walking the pitcher

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STOP WALKING PEOPLE

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this fucking faggot darvish

Scuba kek scuba!!!!

>cusb haven’t won a world series in over 2 years
Why live?

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niceu

>BALK

BALK! DESSCALSO SCORES! BRYANT TO 3RD
1-0

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RIZZO WITH A DOUBLE! BRYANT SCORES!
2-0

That was a golf swing.

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balk on 2nd & 3rd? Cubs 1-0 so I’ll talk but I thought you couldn’t balk with a runner on 3rd.

2-0, even better

where the hell did you get that idea from?

DINGER

BOTE WITH A 3 RUN BOMB!
5-0

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bote, nice
>godley yanked b4 darvish.

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pls win cubs

The best part was the fact that they tried to bait Baez to chase after some knuckle balls, and when that failed they just intentionally walked him because they didn't want to challenge him.
Then Bote gets a bomb.

>10 pitch walk by Heyward
Nice

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Balking is any improper motion feigning a throw over the plate to catch a runner off guard who can’t get back to the base in time, typically a runner trying to steal the next base. With runners on 2nd & 3rd there are no base left to steal except home, which is where the pitcher is throwing towards anyway, or so I thought. But technically you’re right, there’s no specific rule preventing an ump from calling it for the 3rd base runner.

look up the walk off balk there was one last year it's pretty cool

I mean, if it was an electronic strike zone the Ump made all the right calls, but I wanted to see Davis get walked, then Schwarber intentionally walked so they could pitch to Darvish.

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Darvish has 44 -/+ pitches to make it though 3 innings to get a win

Will he make it?

Imagine winning a Serious on a WOB.

Joe pulls him with 2 outs in the 5th.

>sunflower seed shells
>pumpkin seed shells
>parrot droppings

>Darvish strikes out the side
Niiiice...

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darvish 3 K's. Surprised.

Schwarber being absolutely fearless in the baserunning.

speed demon schwarbie

Of course we'd got umpballed.

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>schwarber wet the hammock

More like the Ump is blind

Darvish left him out to dry. Can't whiff the bunt.

>Schwumbert

Darvish never tagged first so is he still out?

More like Schwarber’s fat little legs couldn’t spin the Earth fast enough.

What does that say about your defense that he doubled off you through the gap.

>Error on Bote
Shit

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>baseball
>defense
I’ll let that slide, along with the fact I’m a diehard.

>we need a better Bote

>Defense doesn't matter
Redemption for Bote with an around the horn DP.

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>4 innings
>81 pitches
Bah Gawd, Darvish might be in line for the win now.

>selling dragon dildos where kids are present
The state of Arizona

I figured he'd be yanked sometime in the 3rd. It's nice to be wrong.

Ban the shift

Fuck the shift, bloop lead off double off the third base line for Rizzo

>ump ball

BOTE WITH A 2 RUN BOMB!

7-0
VENGEANCE FOR A BAEZ!

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BOTE

whoa

Press F for Happ and Russell.

Bote for MVPOTD

I was going to say umpball too, but Len then spotted Walker landing on the bag before he wiffed at Baez.
So gotta be fair.

>That primal scream by Heyward
Ouch

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>strikeout bum and wife beater
S

kek I heard that tooooooooooooo

Did Heyward just scream in frustration at that pop-out? Sure looked like it

>[deleted]
Own your errors.

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T for Russell and some pitching

You matter.

>Darvish is now in line for the win.
>Can get quality start too.

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Bats Lives Matter.

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they didn't know

>Schwarber with another double
Just swing this time Yu

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Is it just me or is every city in the south full of Chicago fans?

Now that strike 3 was umpball.

WERe like a parasite. Chicagoans and chicagolandians literally infest every major and set up Chicago bars in them.

>Parasites
>Not Invasion force

There are a lot of transplants, and WGN broadcasted Cubs on cable back in the day.

>I live in cook county and can't watch the cubs because I won't pay shekelstein for ultra premium basic cable package for $200 a month

Fuck. RIP shut out

Tonight's game is on ABC.

I just thieve it from plebbit streams.

Take that, Noseberg.

bilasport.net/game/arizona-diamondbacks-vs-chicago-cubs-15821.html

Looks like the quality start isn't going to happen.

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How much malware does this site have?

I run Webroot, never a problem on that sight. Sister in Cali uses the same stream; same results.

>Darvish got it together and got his first quality start of the season.
Nice!

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apologize!

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RIZZO WITH A SOLO SHOT HOME RUN TO GET THAT RUN RIGHT BACK
8-1

Baez with a double!

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>That Bote Chant
The shithole state of Arizona

BENCHES CLEARING!

>Bote getting beaned and is frustrated.
>Goes to make peace with Koch immediately.
Wonder why Descalso was so fired up though.

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Darvish better buy some gift cards for his hitters tonight.

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HEYWARD WITH A BASE HIT AND BAEZ SCORES!
9-1

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FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU

Schwarber should put on 30 more lbs to get back to peak form

FUCK YOU MANKID FUCK YOU

TRADE RIZZO AND HEYWARD FOR PITCHING

>Player of the game
>Darvish
It should really be a joint ticket tonight between him and Bote.

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i hope the snakes come back to win after reading this post^^^^^

>Those Descalso defensive plays
He knows it's crunch time for play time with Russell's suspension ending soon.

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Why would they come back reading this? >92372591

>Bradley hasn't thrown a pitch yet
>Sweating like a pig
The fuck?

fuck this guy!

Ryan looking solid

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I still don't get that Lincoln Nautilus commercial.
Someone explain to me what's supposed to be wrong with the guy.

POSITION PLAYER PITCHER ALERT

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so tired and sick bros... im not gonna make it to the end of the game ;_;

Get back to your TV

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it hurts to watch

LBI has a revolver on you, you're going to finish this game.

[W]

Davish flirted with disaster early on but walked away with the win and his first quality start of the season.
The offense was chugging along as well with Bote having his first 2 HR game of his career
A few base running miscues, but nothing big.

Maddon notches his 400th win as the Cubs manager too.

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FOUR
HUNDRED

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Well i made it

gg dbacks see ya tomorrow