OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Imagine getting >SCHALKED in 2019

>This is now /bundes/
>12345 Sooo da bin ich wieder 123

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is this /bundes/?

Wieso so löschent?

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hello you bunch of niggers is this /bundes/?

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we are here

THE GERMAN LIVERPOOL

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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>REUS

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NOOOOOOO
MY SHARES

>sliping to
>Schalcke
Really?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
ANOTHER RED CARD

nice trips pige

yellow cucks literally seething hahahahaha

>at home

>throwing your title challenge in the trash by slipping at home to a relegation threatened >schalke
this timeline is so hilarious i barely believe it's real

JUST

How could this happen to me?

>fucking Schalke deciding the German Championship
What a time to be alive

>BVB 09
>09

Ayylmao 2 reds how?

How do you go from being top of the league with a 9 points lead to facing the risk of finishing in 3rd place?
There are classic bottlers like Napoli and Tottenham but Dirtmound is something else.

>outschalking >schalke
Truelly impressive

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>schalke

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lmao this is actual quality murderball and i wonder much bauern has paid this ref hahahaha

This slipped like hilariously.

Like dude, how hard can you even slip?

>all the reds
olmo

they just aren't a very good team
people think they're good because they are 2nd but that's just cause the league is so bad. dortmund had maybe one convincing win in the entire 2nd half of the season. the only reason bayern aren't far away yet is cause kovac is so shit.

Just turned the match on, what the entire fuck is happening???

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>paid

Learn the rules, faglord.

tfw the xG kicks in

is this /bundes/?

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Remember the 4:4 last season?

when the only reason you get 3 points weeks after weeks is an overperforming super sub it was obvious they were frauds

>getting scored on against 9
>schalke

IS IT HAPPENING?

SAD!

ES IST VORBEI BEI BEI JUNIMOND

Engubu

OWARI DA!

now this is sad

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAH LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE SCOREBOARD

most JUSTed team I've seen since Leverkusen

can anyone download this so i can see the sending off. i don't have argentina as a proxy

twitter.com/naciondeportes_/status/1122154666081554432

SIGUE PASANDO JAJAJJJ

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titiriti

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>tfw trashy, chubby german gf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i wish the fat legs on this sow didnt turn me on so much

>tfw no*

>schalke
schalke
>schalke
schalke
>schalke
schalke
>schalke
schalke
>schalke
schalke
>schalke
schalke

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she's no chubby

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>10 more years of Bayernwins
why do we only have retard teams in the league

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Lose weight.

yeah she is m8, wouldn't stop me though but she's objectively chubby

A bit chubby but got the milkers to match so its fine.

please reconsider

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Kek

>

we have none of those two here so who cares

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Ironic that sp/ is laughing at an underdog. Thought you all would relate more to them than a Chad like Bayern.

ICH BIN MÜDE ROBERT

>that flag
Fuck off, your opinions are automatically trash

he's right though.

also
>tf
>tp

i was talking about a tackle that should have been clear red for mckennie, obviously both reds for dortmund were correct

KcKennies tackle was similar but at least he didn't come from behind

still a red imo

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>reus red carded
>wolf red carded
What did Dortmund mean by this?

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What did the merc department mean by this?

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u mad burger ?
ur mum getting banged by a nigger or did ur dad leave u ?

Is the Alcácer hype over?

>coming in after 2 red cards
>hurr durr it's his fault

He came in before red cards tho

Don't you know roleplaying as chads is the last meme

checked

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BASÉ

WOBBIE

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>Dortmund
>Winning the Bundesliga

pick one

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>conceding almost 10 goals against Bayern and Schalke

they weren't even that shit at defending last season.

underrated

>dortmund

Can someone explain the point of this league, Bayern always win and Dortmund always bottles it.

Bayern really tried losing this year, but Dortmund just wouldn't let it happen

*saves the Bundesliga*

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>losing to literal miners
The state of Slipmund

>2030
>EU bans energy drink advertising
>RB Leipzig gets dissolved

wishful thinking
its the era of the bull and theres nothing you can do about it

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*gets knocked out by some norwegian shitters*

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*gets knocked out by some russian shitters*

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Can't believe this lads

How do

*gets dabbured on the austrian farm team*

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They're gonna be fucked when Nagelsmeme makes Leipzig the eternal second.

Yeah and next year the Umbruch is complete and Dortmund is fucked

*raids the austrian farm team once again*

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>no dabbur
weak

Sorry m8, but >we didn't lost a single match in EL

your luck will run out one day

SEETHING

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true

based french /bundes/ bro

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For me it was two red cards

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Discuss

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imagine not rating neo Götze

He's missed like half of the season due to injury you retarded bean

based

i too am a racist piece of shit

it's obvious bauern buying the league and payed the refs to send off reus and the other literal who

I'm saying that he's not even better than fat boy Götze. Also remember this is the bundesliga we're talking about.

>thiqqe leg's

>$73 million for this
holy fuck LMAO

>literally dismisses the amount of minutes played or his injuries fucking him up
btw Pulisic is still better than Lozano

He’s not dismissing it brainlet. If you double his time and stats he’s still not better than Gotze

>>dirtmund

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s/pol/ first and foremost are against "virtue signaling" teams. then they are against anything they perceive as "reddit". only then are they against the favorites and for the underdog.
Isn't the RB officially "Rasenball" or something? There is no way you can force them to change RB or their sigil with generic looking bulls.

Don't get it. If I take Pusylick's stats times two then I get Gotse's stats. Taking them times two again brings me roughly to Sancho.

>inb4 retard
I know that Sancho is slightly better but the difference isn't as big people want to make it look

fraud

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