OFFICIAL TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v WEST HAM UNITED MATCH THREAD

12:30pm BST kick-off.

TOT: Lloris (C); Sanchez, Alderweireld, Davies; Foyth, Dier, Eriksen, Rose; Alli, Moura, Son.
>Subs: Gazzaniga, Trippier, Walker-Peters, Wanyama, Skipp, Llorente, Janssen.

WHU: Fabianski; Fredericks, Diop, Balbuena, Masuaku; Rice, Noble (C); Snodgrass, Anderson, Antonio; Arnautovic.
>Subs: Adrian, Zabaleta, Ogbonna, Obiang, Wilshere, Hernandez, Perez.

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they will draw

check those digits

Totten is the best of the hams.

LADS

COYS

ITS

COMING

>Not starting Janssen

West ham win, check these digits

[spoiler]Check this 3[/spoiler]

AND

as if Sol Campbell going to Macclesfield is an example of racism

>no league titles in 60 years
>11 less league titles than arsenal

why are tottenjews considered a big team again?

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HOME

>Complains about no black coaches or managers
>Do you want to do your coaching badges Danny?
>No
WTF help yourself don’t just fucking whinge

>muh big team
classic customer

i swear to fucking god if we get refballed again i'll punch a dog

I’s recommend a pug you can’t really mash its face up anymore or a yorkie yapping little bastards

ready

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Premier League this season has been top tier comfy

and I'm especially ready for another home game. having a world class stadium isn't for everybody

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What’s it called?

It really is very aesthetically pleasing

Anyone got an English Acestream link ?

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Idiot

Paddy Power Park

uhh, just call it new white hart lane. no bully, plz
indeed, it's a big egg with the cockerel on the sides. no bs

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>kane might make it back in time for ucl
based

that golden black cock is pretty cringe though

son will score

Son goal incoming

>Dier
>No Sissoko
oh no no no

not based

He will ruin our chances

draw confirmed
also check mine

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CAM ON YOUR IRONS

It's Tottenham's golden cock that arsenal dicklets fear

YOU EVEN

fuck off, this is a comfy spurs thread

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Kane is better against northern shitter teams who park the bus

Son would be better against a Man City or Barcelona when Spurs need to counter attack

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got bitten by a chihuahua at work so I guess I will punt one of them

Macclesfield are the designated whiny black ex-England footballers starter club.

>Macclesfield are the designated whiny black ex-England footballers starter club.

Racist yet true

I can't see any reason why they can't play together. For England Kane drops off quite a lot to supply the pacey nogs, he should do the same for Son

New stadium has an aesthetic hard camera view tbf

Just looked at the fixtures today. Dreadful.

>Son

Mia Khalifa

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>son

That's probably a Poch issue rather than a Kane one

he already does that for spuds.

shame about the nose

cam on son

jesus, she hit the wall hard

If this woman returned to her motherland she would be gangrapped. I'd be the initiator

-----------------------------Lloris
W.Bissaka---Sanchez---Vertonghen---Rose
----------------NDombele----Sissoko----------------
------Neres----------------Alli--------------Son---------
------------------------------Kane----------------------------

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2019-2020 Premier League runners up

>Alli

>alli

>smelly

>----------------NDombele----Sissoko----------------
why would you replace Eriksen (8-10) with Ndombélé (6-8)?

>She would be gangrapped
MC Lebanon bringing the heat

Still miffed that West Ham gave our lads food poisoning

What does Smelly Alley even do?

>antonio

foul

He replaced him with Neres you dork

>premier league

YOURE NOT WEST HAM ANYMORE

Past cedar trees

Reckon they'll cash in on Son while his value is peaking this summer

Absolutely no chance Palace could afford all those players

but eriksen isn't a winger

haven't posted in match threads for a while, whats the latest shitty meme?

>rose

I like the bacon one

looks like Lloris will be having a shit game today

Ketchup in the freezer

you're gonna have to enlighten me

How's that?

jesus christ Alli you retard, learn to dose your passes

When was the last time Dele Alli did literally anything good?

breaking your index finger so you can type faster

>shooting rather than squaring it
this is why west ham won't ever accomplish anything

Cum on you spurs

Flashy moves against City

probably carabou cup against arsenal

>rose

>Rose
N

dude you're like 4 minutes late lol

Nah, I just reacted late. :3

she looks like Steve Carrell

dont they know where the goal is? lul

>Come on you spurs

I've done everything on the internet

Do Spurs even have anyone tall to attack corners?

HOLY SHIT LUCAS IS 26 YEARS OLD WTF

Llorente

these are his peak years you're witnessing

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he's talked about how he wish he could grow hair, and with good reason because he looks 46

the 26 year old prospect

I meant on the pitch rn

>12:30 kick-offs
Why do Brits do this?

why do sky sports do this?*

Hello Spurs insider here. Son will score atleast twice.

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>tfw your womens team are better than your mens

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tv money

Is Son the most over rated player in the league?

Police like early games when it's a derby, so the fans can't get too drunk.

so I've got something to watch with lunch

I've noticed that more often than not it features a top 6 club too

For television.

No

he was underrated for so long now everyone is surprised at how good he actually is so they are overrating him, classic cycle.

that'd be salah

The non leagues will collapse if 3 o clocks are shown on tv

this is exactly why, people keep up. i they cared about tv money they'd put this game on a bit later so I don't have to watch this at 7am

>Is Son the most over rated player in the league?
easy down on the potatoes lad

>weekend
>lunch hour
>not being black out drunk

laughing at those light weights

Football

Rhetorical question mongo and you're wrong, good job

TV & derby games to stop fans drinking

Has tottenham 90 minute winner written all over it

You can't beat us spuds, the most english club in the world West Ham United.

>harry kane will be fit in time for ajax
who would he replace in this team?

>USA

They do it for eastern time zones

Spurs have already beaten West Ham twice this season

Lucas

Where is stream

Will he actually be fit or 'fit enough to be on the pitch'

>the most english club in the world West Ham United
>Loud
>Arrogant
>Stuck in the past
>Think they're more important than they actually are
Checks out

He'll be on the pitch to provide moral support

but lucas is better than him

is this the Emirates lmao
funny fuckers

MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA

at the usual place

>the faggots who made footybite love reddit so much they put an upvote system on the new site

wew

alli

Why Spurs have shitty fullbacks. How can you win anything with Davis, Rose, Trippier, Aurier?

>eriksen
good stuff from moura

Hello 2011

Not if Spurs want to win any crosses

Stop fibbing

More like footyshite

don't get that one, I've heard other teams chant it as well at other teams

and they don't even look at themselves because they're stadium is quiet as fuck

alli slows down every attack

>son

the emirates is the name of Arsenal's stadium which is very quiet

uhmmm no honey

ah thanks, I knew the emirates, I just wasn't sure what the chant implies

ENOUGH

>son

Haha oh ok

DIVING LITTLE CUNT

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I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
I'm dreaming dreams, I'm scheming schemes,
I'm building castles high.
They're born anew, their days are few,
Just like a sweet butterfly.
And as the daylight is dawning,
They come again in the morning!
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
When shadows creep, when I'm asleep,
To lands of hope I stray!
Then at daybreak, when I awake,
My bluebird flutters away.
Happiness, you seem so near me,
Happiness, come forth and cheer me!
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

>divey alli

Despite the mess of Brexit Nicola Sturgeon thinks Scotland can just exit the UK and join the EU within a week lmao

Based Swedish Dele poster.

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damn.... that nigga got swag

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lol

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era dive

Lloris did well not to be caught out by the deflection

After all your shitposting Alli will end up scoring just watch

based alli

shit game

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Spuds 2-0 in the 2nd half I think, but so far yeah it’s been a bit shit desu

My willy hardens at the end of every half of football.

This place has conditioned me

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>sPuRs DoN’t NeEd kAnE

Beijing is +8GMT

>massa you finna make me squirt

When did Dele become such a mediocre player?

>yt-tier meme

Reminder that 4 1/2 games in, Spurs still haven't conceded a goal at their new stadium, and 6/8 goals have been scored in front of the south stand. Put all your money on a cheeky 1-0/2-0 win lads.

Can't believe the cunt didn't get booked for that shit

IMAGINE thinking these mental midgets could beat ajax over 2 legs when they cant even beat wet spam

Yea Forums is retarded

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48070813

what score did you get?

>ajax in the finals

ez win for liverpool

3/10, I prefer not to live in the past

Got the rent money on Cardiff +1

...

Janssen goal

BBC have outdone themselves with this shit quiz. Licence money well spent.

post slip

*the fix is in*

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Arnautovic is so shit, it's not even funny anymore. If he had a tenth of his ego as skill he would be the goat, but in real life its like playing with 10 men if you field him

Why do American ads always say "switch" to x product? Like they base their identities on what product they buy and "switching" is a big deal. They do it for everything down to fucking toothpaste and shit

pull it

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ok spurs have made it

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our country is trash and everything feels like one big shopping mall advert. just ignore it

I imagine that wording it that way creates the feeling that owning a product like that is a necessity and thus they assume you already have one so in case it's a different brand, switch to ours.

What are the football rules?

5

cea2428473ec0d13bb84e399fcfb75f6d75b14a0

Choppy as fuck.

Good marketing skills user, go take charge of your country's finances.

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My wife is a yank and she takes my big British uncircumcised dick every night

put the biscuit in the basket.

simple as.

>you now remember west ham turning down 50m for arnautovic

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Is it possible to wear gloves as a man and not look like you're going either skiing or murdering?

Going the shop lads, anyone want anything?

Self-haters are pathetic, your country is far better than the vast majority of the world, stop being a cuck to gain Yea Forums approval

West Ham being a bit uppity desu.

Pay denbts

>you now remember Dmitri payet

fuck..I got btfo and should kms

a gf

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Arnautovic is pretty good

America is the source of most evil

Business idea: Person of White instead of white person

>implying she wouldnt get fucked by an aborted chad

why is the ref standing on the edge of the D like he's waiting for a pass

Poleaboo wrote a poem called 'fight fight man of white'

You could say that for any great power of any time period, before it was Britain.

Or; changed the definition of nigger to mean 'white person'.

thoughts on american slags?

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the world would be a much better place if america didn't stick its dick in everything.

No he is not, he's a retarded Serb who larps as Ibrahimovic without having anywhere near the skill of Ibrahimovic

52 minutes of 0-0 jesus. and now people are off topic , might as well post random girl pic you saved from Yea Forums

I only like Californian slags

He wants to be the first non spud to score here

Sure, especially WWII, but same could be said about UK for that war and many other subjects as well.

off-topic Yea Forums is the best

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he did something pretty good out of a long ball from fabianski just now
he would do better in a better team

she seems to have chronic dark circle

What's the yank equivalent of a deano

what the fuck is a deano

a Brad

Brad

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what are wagon wheels like

Prep lads

ffs Alli

>alli

i-is that sneaky?

Shit. Only give them to children who dont have standards

Thoughts on British slags?

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Put my man Vincent on, Poch.

Push the button and

Heat the coil

Heat heat the coil

Are penguins any good?

Alli thinks he's Messi

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let us, the virgins, some hope

JUST

yes

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Never a penalty fuck off

which london team is the spurs' biggest rival?

You can't prove he ain't

Alli with some world class chokes this match

Arsenal

poor little gook boi

nothing compares

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why in the fuck is his pants so tight?
interesting.. I'm not asking for more, but I wouldn't be mad if you posted more.

Fulham

lovely pass from son

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Charlton, historically.

went too far with the oblivion sliders

to who, and why is there no era or refball posting yet

that was penal by the way

Look like gypsies

stream pls

More of this

era

Everyone's stream is behind. Son went down and the spurs fans wanted a pen

I'd feel safer fucked an african prostitue without condom than them

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does she have a penis?

>eriksen

Eriksen should play in Alli's spot desu

Erikse gonna smash it into the wall again

7 pls

I just have 2, it was from a family thread on Yea Forums
fucking*

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Please 1-2

face looked better from the other angle, still would

one nine please

why does he do this? just for the memes?

WTF is Son doing

rolling

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I'll take anything desu I'm so fucking lonely

it's april 27th and it's snowing.. why do I live near the great lakes region? I want to walk

It's current year and there aren't any reliable streams still

Absolute joke

Sneaky is a nerdy esports streamer whose gf dresses him up for patreon bucks

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He's being wonky as fuck today

First time watching a match on not shit stream in 7 months. Glad the Spuds and West Spam are giving me a good match.

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>it's a user can't use the internet episode

Antonio is legit fucking garbage he has the awareness of a fucking toothpick. Spam could be 2-0 if he wasn't so fucking shit on the ball and knew how to pass.

stfu you faggot frenchfag

my stream's been fine so far, livegp one

5>3>4>>>

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the sharpee eyebrow meme is the worst thing i've seen in many years

Llorente finna bout to score the winner

I dont understand why British women are so grim

Is it the diets

FUCK OFF DELE ALLI

Me in the car getting an eyeful phwor

quintessentially british

Snodgrass has played well

almost satan is right

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Wow, I just realized Dier has been playing this whole time.

i dont like the thick eyebrow meme either. just fucking have normal eyebrows like every other chick for the last few decades

>>Llorente over Janssen
Grim.

post german slags

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>TOTTENHAM

ANTONIOOOOOOOOOO

so he's in the closet?

dubs and da Hammers score the winner in the 82 min.

>The Mighty Spura

If theres one thing immigration has fixed it's the state of this country's women. We get all the exotic birds and it's a blast.

DUUUUR NICE ONE SPURS

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(You)

When did bitches stop wearing bras?

awful trend.

BBC

>smelly alley

its because we have been invaded and raped by 9001 different nations in just 2000 years. we are mutts but white mutts.

WEST HAM GOAL WEBUM

YESSSSSSS, ANTONIO

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NOOOOOOOO FIRST GOAL CONCEDED BY FUCKING WEST HAM

the sam cassell big balls celebration

>new stadium
>no CL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh fuck did you see him celebrate? thrusting like that? those powerful grinds pushing that black package back and forth, back and forth. Fuck I wish my face was in front of it

>losing to fucking west ham in your new stadium
Come the fuck on now

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Poor from vertonghen

Celebrating what he's gonna do to British slags after the match

Maybe just a sissy fetish and his gf pegs him. Let your imagination run wild

>spuds

what did he mean with that celebration?

10/10 celebration

why is lloris such a cuck?

>Alderrewrfvsdgerge

how do you post twice within a minute?

Le funny celebration man

I gave hiroshimoot my lunch money.

vertonghen isn't even playing you idiot

coys

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Loris is shit

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BLACKED the entire stadium

Vertonghen isn't even on the pitch

DAT WEST SPAM PLAY

>that celebration
Fine incoming.

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Antonio is a fucking tit.

fucking monkey

BBC

Sanchez is so shit it’s not even funny. What a dumb fucking nigger.

I'm sure he has better taste than that.

not wearing bra make boobs firmer in the long run

>beating spurs C team

Wow well done

alderaweed then

Can you post some pics of Swedish women out on the town? I'm curious to see what the average club goer is really like.

Lmao such a niggery celebration

Ajax is going to wipe the floor with these drongos

>ederson
chad, looks like he fucks traps in the favela and stabs them after
>allisson
chad, nuff said
>leno
SS level nazi chad, ubermenschen
>de gea
Proud half man half llama centaur chad
>kepa
so chad he literally cucked his own manager

>lloris
mentally and physically washed up and weak. ultimate beta

and spurs wonder why they never win anything

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My neck
my back
my pussy and my crack

Seething

shes 14

>Fabianski
literally carries the entire of his defence, the stickiest fingers this side of a spec ed arts and crafts class

ajax should get an original name before they try winning the cl

In her prime then

That's 27 in brit years

muh dick

Out of 10

t. mohammed(actually)

years in prison

>looks like he fucks traps in the favela and stabs them after
Fucking kek

>shes 14

Allah approves

>davis

too late, malaka

>No vertonghen
>lose

Allah is truly with West Ham this day

I would if I had any saved. We have some fine selections but ofc we have our fair share of uggos too.

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Haha oh ok

Love are game

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>Janssen in
What year is this?

Just kidding btw I have no idea how old she is

Haha oh ok

:/

>she knows

Is Janssen the only reason Kane doesn't wear 9?

Based occasional Korean

Jansen couldn't even score in Turkey lmao

Kane larps as a 10

>tfw no spursfu

>Empty stadium on Europa Thursdays

OH NO NO NO NO NO

who else does this? firmino wearing 9 is definitely larping

Ben Davies with the pace of Neil Ruddock there

Firmino is a 9 though

Embarrassing from Alderaweed.

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I want eriksen to fuck off to Madrid desu

eriksen deserves better than this shit team

eriksen has been shit this match, then again he was also bad against brighton and ended up blooting so I'm keeping my fingers crossed

yeah, replace him with Lingard!

>need a goal
>bring on wanyama

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Antonio is such a powerful specimen. I'd love him to breed my wife while I watch Captain Marvel.

Are all these people Jewish

i feel like spurs are just the same team every year. just going through the motions never getting better or worse or even changing players. what is the point?

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Just tuned in, has the atmosphere been this shit all game?

Literally Emirates 2.0

It's going to happen this summer.

That's the West Ham fans mate.

So yes

theyre larping as jews. i bet most of them have never even stole from their own family before.

cute abs on this lass

We are in the champions league semi final m8 - just beat manchester city

Imo Eriksen should play more advanced, he's wasting his energy recovering the balls Alli and Son lose.

Give spurs your energy lad
\o/

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>alli gets the ball
>cant decide whether to pass forward
>turns backwards
>decides to pass forward after all
>attack already dead

>i feel
not interested lad keep it to yourself

I want to hear from Mia Khalifa

AHAHAHAHAHA fielding a first team just before a crucial champions league tie just to lose to west spam

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lel diop

>diop
FUCK

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

Fuuuuuck, Diop, why not go closer?

what exactly does smelly alli even do?

Vieira/yaya Toure run right there
I miss those types of players they don't seem to exist anymore

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>when a cb goes accidentally messi and passes to himself then has no idea what to do when 1vgk

Llodieu

unironically hilarious thread lads

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CAM ONNNNNN
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>beat man city in the champions league

bet that sounded more impressive in your head

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better than Messi

great fucking strike

if only that had gone in

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>97%
what did they mean by this?

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>still seething because Man City is denying livershits the pl

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CAM AN YOU SPURS SCORE SOM FAKKIN GOALS

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...

Ajax are going to fucking rinse these wastemans

Cam on Ngubu my sahn

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Especially in the first leg

probably because chelsea and arsenal are shit

Second leg will be a dead rubber lmao

Why is everyone afraid of finishing in a Champions league spot?

>getting dabbed on by west ham
spurs are going to get btfo the fuck out by ajax

It's 538, mate.
They said Clinton had a 95.4% chance of winning.

Ajax are going to rinse their mouths with hotspur semen

Should be at least 0-3 by now, spurs gonna equalize at 90+5

that looks like he meant to do that

I prefer the angle when you see his face when he realizes antonio is offside so the pass has to be to himself

wtf guys why isn't the front line of Llorente and Janssen working

where?

Why do cunts wear flatcaps?

CAM AN YA SPURS SCOAR SAM FAHKIN GOALS

>high chance means they cant lose

>janssen

>w-w-w-w-we are better without Kane!

these pacey nogs can't fucking score to save their life

For me its Andrew Yang 2020

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i thought flatcaps were kind of traditional in the UK?

why are the spurs so bad at getting shots on goal?

There should be a limit of how many black men each team can field

its to show youre a brexiter. part of the uniform

Sooo, who are Spuds signing this summer?

Getting a prediction "wrong" doesn't mean it was a bad prediction.
sometimes the unlikely thing does happen.

pretty good game m8s

BALBUENA

>Janssen

LMAO JANSSEN

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wew lads that was close

>both teams have a player called Lucas
>both wear 27

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This but white

In the 1800s

>12 defeats

new stadium

that's an ugly mutt who brightens all her photos to appear white

Lascelles for 25m

You should have sex

>12 (twelve) defeats

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Jesus christ that last chance

Fabianski is GOAT

>smiles seen when your team is 1-0 down
Abysmal

Spurs making the UCL is the unlikely thing though in the past decade i think they've only made the UCL twice.

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FUCK JANSSEN

Not that unlikely when Chelsea, Arsenal and Utd have been bottling just as much recently.
538 rated Spurs too highly when they are in the same tier.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Post women in skimpy clothes while the thread still lasts.

Based Poch retraining Foyth as a rightback for the national team

The winning digits.

thanks for losing 5 euros tottenham shitspur hope you get raped by ajax you fucking piece of aids shit

fuck antonio, fuck diop and FUCK niggers

Levy. Spend. Some. Money. You. Jew.

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based

At least the man in the field isn't a thot

Mata on a free

Tottenham have the advantage on goal difference over Arsenal so this result doesn't matter. Plus they're losing to Leicester anyway

>celebrating this hard for not even finishing in the top 10
west ham are fucking pathetic

fucking finally

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This was their cup final desu

who are you quoting

Without Sissoko Spurs are genuinely harmless.

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we should be on like 53 points if referees could actually do their jobs

NEW

Who've spurs buying next season lads

Being a spoiler is an amazing feeling. If this game cheats the Spurs out of top 4 West Spam fans will celebrate it all year.

woah dude 53 whole points??? fucking refs keeping the west ham man down

Retard.

There's a reason the Spurs game is called their cup final

There were definitely people saying that after Son scored in the first leg of City v Spurs

>Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Why are they such a disgrace?

He’s fucking shit m8

>Being a spoiler is an amazing feeling.
Yeah must feel amazing to have your only accomplishment be that you beat one team that isn't relegation-tier

Fuck off cunt

West Ham fans will celebrate it for the rest of their lives for being the first away team to win in Spurs' new season, they have a very weird fairly one sided 'rivalry' with them.

no spurs fan would say that though

there is no need to be upset

That reason being that they can barely scrape by a win against Huddersfield

>why are people celebrating winning a derby?
retard

They still celebrate being the first to beat arsenal at the Emirates

Lucas should have stayed on the field.
Spurs miss Sissoko more than anyone else.
Spurs are of course better with Kane than without.
Spurs are better without Dele, who became a liability.
Alderweireld is Spurs worst defender.
Davies isn't good enough to play in a top 4 team.
Llorente isn't good enough for any Premier League team.
Son isn't THAT great. I love him, but he's not world class at all.

All of this is true and any true football fan would agree.

When MK Dons beat Jose Mourinhos Manchester Uinited 4-0 they were spoilers and that was amazing. Its about memories, sore loser.

He got caught watching crossdressing fetish porn on a live stream and just decided to roll with it

you're a fucking riot

the fact that most yids pretend like they don't give a shit about us just makes it all the more sweet when shit like this happens, but believe me, spurs fans do very much care despite what they make out. The fact they go to such lengths to point out how insignificant they think we are is case in point

all you have to do is look at the seething greek customer in this thread to see that they very much care

>spurs fans do very much care despite what they make out
I'm sure the spurs fans who are actually from england care. It's a bit like how everton games are a big deal to liverpool fans in england but the global fanbase couldn't give less of a fuck.

All true, especially dele, fucking useless overrated waste of space

why the fuck do you think anyone care what overseas fans think?

I care in the sense I have to exist around Hammers and they'll gloat for a year in a way Arsenal and Chelsea fans don't due to being a non entity.
Our '''rivalry''' is like a forced meme.

I'd go as far as to say their attack was so shit today entirely because of Dele's insanely slow decision making forcing them back multiple times and denying a Son a clear goal scoring opportunity early on that would have forced West Ham to chase the game.

so you're telling me that plastics don't reflect a club's actual identity. who'd have thought

He just doesn’t offer anything, he used to score/assist a lot more because he would play off Kane, now Kane’s injured he has nothing to contribute and slows everything down, even his ‘skills’ mostly end up with a backpass he could have made in the first place

Being this fragile HAHAHAHA

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