/heem/ - Cuppa Edition

Brendan Schaub!!!

6 months for IV use.

Oooooooo ooooooo

Brendan Schaub!

Bogden Scrreb

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Schaub bless brothers, love the positive energy through the years.

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schaub is a fucking faggot

>schaub is a fucking faggot

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Schaub is an anti-WME propaganda tool

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Cringe but redpilled
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Bless you, brother

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schaub is my favorite mma fighter, comedian, stand up comedian, fashion designer, sports commentator, podcaster, actor, director, social media influencer, mma analyst, producer, executive producer, assistant producer, mma instructor, brazilian jiu jitsu artist, cook, food designer, shoe accessory commentator, fashion designer

Anyone want to listen to Joe Rogan talk to Corey Anderson for over 3 hours?

youtube.com/watch?v=9aiJ1HaDsx0

schaub dresses like a faggot and is a habitual liar with severe brain damage/low IQ. I hope his entire family dies painfully.

Those are good posts

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I do not feel one way or the other about schAub
tbqf

seek help

25/8?

no

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God I wish that were me.

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>schaub dresses like a faggot and is a habitual liar with severe brain damage/low IQ. I hope his entire family dies painfully.

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You guys ever use rabbit for streaming with friends? someone should make a /heem/ account to watch fights and shit.
>www.rabb.it

Enjoyed the Khalil podcast a lot.
Really interesting that he used to just be a fat emo kid whos dad died when he was young.

Fuck wish I wish 6'4, LHW would be such an easy division to get into.

you are the worst poster on heem

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there used to be a heem stream that showed old events
he was also athletic as fuck genetically, it will be a shame when he gets stopped in 1 round next fight

I am not the one who hates on successful, likeable, charismatic people for no reason, my guy.

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I disagree

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I thought you were joking that they looked the same cause they're both black dudes at LHW but Joe actually had two black dudes from LHW on in a 24 hour period. Mrs. Rogan must be exhausted.

Why are all the p4p worst posters on heem European?
>Lithcuck
>Swiss fag with the horrendous picks
>Spainsperg
>those two bongs who constantly argue with each other and claim they both train

Don't get me wrong, they're entertaining.

spainsperg is the second best poster (behind me), the Scandinavians are good especially that box swede

you are the best poster on heem

didn't this guy get KOd by the leech lmao

spainsperg is increasingly schizo'd and nonsensical. He's a roadside attraction, deserving of a place in some bespoke cabinet of curiosities.

that racist little shit from norway

I’m trying to think of two guys who are completely unfunny standup comics, love mixed martial cage fighting and both married to irredeemable whores. What were those guys’ names?

where da white women at

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joe rogan and eddie bravo

All the English people are just constantly arguing with each other here.

Cab Calloway and Rhys Ifans

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Ariel Helwani
@arielhelwani
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42s
Tito Ortiz has signed with Combate Americas, per a promotion official. Multi-fight deal. He is expected to debut in the fall. No opponent yet. First reported by
@PhotoAmy33
, who got video of the contract finalizing.
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1121981931476914176

>Multi-fight deal
>multi
JUST

In many ways, all of us Schaub fans are

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In another timeline, schaub never woke up from the heeming roy gave him.

Wake up Alistair. its all over

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Pretty comon in here
most girls have it
even guys have it

but whats common over there?

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with they way he's getting pushed, hardy is looking like he's gonna have a scaub like career arc

Could prime Schaub heem Hardy?

In another timeline, he already has.

Except.... Hes unbeatable and easily beats the top 10 at heavy weight. I think he blows through another 3 top 10 guys and gets the title shot and breaks stipes defense record. thats just my take

It use to be a big thing over here as well, died out now.

HUE HUE HUE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG DUMB BRAZILLIAN MONKEY MIGHT GO STEAL SOMEONES PHONE OU OU AH AH

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gang

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Perfect signing if they wanna go the Strikeforce route and start running tentpole events in California

Combate Americas is based as fuck promotion

do you guys wear underwear?

Not at the moment

This is hilarious. Yoel is so athletic yet he somehow manages to look like a retard when he sprints.

Is Eddie a comedian?

Tibau won

Your take is bad

HAHAHAH TROLLED YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. FIRST DAY HERE LITTLE MAN? FAGGOT

In many ways he didnt

IV is used for masking PED use, not just simple rehydration. He should have been banned for 2 years as using IV is equivalent to admitting having used PEDs.

Multi-fight doesn't mean he's actually going to fight multiple times, no one can prohibit a fighter to retire, if he wants. It just means that he may not fight in any other org until he fights a number of fights stipulated in his contract.

Watching this fight.

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Reminder IV use is 100% undetectable. You only get caught by admitting it like a retard (BJ Penn)

Is that the one where the guy drops the other guy on his head, knocks him stone dead unconscious 4-5 times then gets tapped by a 70 IQ ref while giving thumbs up?

Redpilled

my girls fighting

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No this is a different fight.

Ew

They can detect plastic particles from bags (and tubing?) used in IV, which, admittedly, is not enough to accuse someone of using IV with 100% accuracy, but is more than enough to rouse a high level of suspicion and start monitoring the guy.

she won :)

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Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this

>plastic particles

You fell hard for the nowitzky meme

was it autism?

so this is how Rose and Andrade's child would look like

It's a shame about Lawlers knee, but I think Dos Anjos would've won regardless.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Who am I?

Women shouldn't be allowed to fight professionally

Gus?

Urijah

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why is he allowed to keep doing this

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Haha wow that's so funny that you guys post the same shit everyday for years haha

Al is finna foreclose on cowboys career

this, they should make kicking illegal
punching too while they are at it

revolutionizing the game.

oblique kick, standing shoulder krank

MMA has brought back techniques time has forgotten as fighting has decomposed into martial arts.

it's easier to deal with if your not in love with a stance

Chael, Maia, Thompson and Yoel.

Champs at the the end of 2021
HW: Good Guy Greg
LHW: Smith
MW: Chris
WW: Till
LW: Conner
FW:o’malley
BW: o’malley
Flw: Jared brooks

did you forget about someone

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THe kid has talent, I definitely see an interim title fight in his future we will see what happens

Imagine how powerful Brendan would have been on if he used PEDs
*shudders*

BIG redpill

Because LHWs are too stupid to counter it.

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is heem on rn, pls say yes

thoughts?

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>undetectable
Uh... you know they can see you putting an IV needle in an stuff?

In always on. My doctor said he’s never seen a higher resting heart rate or
Bp so don’t try me

why can't joe rogan stop from having mediocre black fighters on his mma show
>corey anderson
lmao

>kingsday today
>everyone outside having fun with their friends
>stuck inside because 0 friends

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Just start an argument on heem to numb the pain

The rountree one was good, this other one sucks

Who is the Shock Master of mma?

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The hood

this Rountree was pretty good, he living the good life now

Boston Salmon

when is boston salmon scheduled on jre?

>Cuppa Edition
Cheers buddeh, also friendly heeminder that Askren WW champ by 2020

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>tfw will never be a recognised poster amongst heemsters on heem

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you mma fighters are rarely public in this fashion, it is usually old men. that's why it's fun to get the younger fighters in

sage when?

Wasn't me

Why didn't Dana just schedule Tony vs Khabib for September? Why did he introduce an interim bely when the champ has been out for less than a year? Rose has been out longer than a year and there hasn't been an interim in that division. Max went a year in between Aldo and Ortega with no fights and there wasn't an interim either.

You’re stuck inside because you have underlying mental issues, which is also the cause of you not having friends. Just go outside and be you best self (eg schaubisms and cheeky buttslaps)

I WANTED TO SEE YOLE FIGHT GODDAMNIT

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Every JRE mma show would be improved by having Schaub on

*Laughs at your joke way harder than he should*

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*abruptly stops laughing*
You ever seen that video of the chimp jacking off onto an iguana? Fucking crazy man

Probably because he didn't know when Tony would come back and didn't the lw division to be stagnant, but that's my guess

1:35
youtube.com/watch?v=oSnLJSaNLR0

*Didn't want*

Ultimate Fighting Championship middleweight Paulo Henrique Costa has accepted a six-month suspension from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency after violating the policy prohibiting the use of intravenous infusion of permitted substances.

According to USADA on Friday, Costa has been suspended for six months dating back to August 10, 2018 -- and he is now eligible to compete once again. On two separate occasions in June and November 2017 surrounding his UFC 212 and UFC 217 bouts, Costa required the use of an IV to take medication for his stomach and the saline solution that followed.

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Finally we get a bit of clarity on Borrachinha/USADA happenings

Rose is a darling who beat the female 115lb 'goat' twice... not to mention
>WMMA

Yeah I guess that makes sense I don't see how the division would be stagnant though. Bringing Max up to lightweight didn't do much for the division and it seemed pretty forced. Al vs Porier would have made more sense or even rescheduling Porier vs Nate. Even if the division was held up it would be for less than a year and Max held up featherweight for a year and he got rewarded with another belt shot. Dana probably knew Tony was having issues and gave him a fight he knew he wouldn't be able to take so he could use it as leverage when people ask why Tony isn't getting a shot despite having an 11 fight win streak. Dana only cares about the dollars, as can be seen by him begging Brock to come back, and Tony isn't a draw so he probably wants him out of title contention so they can keep feeding Khabib easy matchups until he inevitably fights Conor again.

6 months isn't long enough for cheating.

Yeah I'll concede rose since it is wmma, but Max got rewarded with a shot at the lightweight interim after he held up featherweight for a year.

yeah
yeah

yeah, a few guys have gotten usada'd for non ped stuff but stuff that ped's can be used for

anther notable one was Meek who had a surgery and they were not sure if everything was fair about it and investigated it

reduced sentence since it wasn't cheating, they were honest and it was forward but was still a policy violation more then a tagged sample

This.

whos the taller one with the short hair?

Against Khabib? It wasn't a year at that point plus he was unwell. Holloway don't deserve no bad mouthing man

Cute!
CUTE!

Wake up usada, it's over

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Kylie Fulmer

couldnt have got that more wrong lad

A lot of wmma fighters would make really cute twinks if they had a peepee down there tb h

Yever beasted a peach chink?

Early prelims: espn2
Prelims: espn
Maincard: espn+

Got to love this new streamlined UFC experience

They look the exact same to me

so that video romero retweeted ended up on suspension, lmao
it was before costa retired pigg rigg too

disgust, but also an erection

how do I into this sport lads

Every champ in the ufc is lithuanian, if you're not lithuanian, don't even try to into mma, sorry that's just how the world works

i am completely naked and ready to roll, just made some level changes with my gf, good morning heem

What time should I be going to bed if I want to wake up for the fights?

8-10 hours before the fights

Do you think USADA is actually a cover operation and they are collecting fighter DNA to create a clone army of Ultimate Fighting Champions™?

"Platinum" Mike Perry? More like "Released from UFC" Mike Perry ha ha am I right?

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um he just signed a 4 fight contract, sorry sweaty :)

Stipe tapped

*picks you up and drops you on your head instantly heeming you into a seizure*

that's why they test yoel and costa the most

francis brapped

I'm not giving Max bad mouthing I'm just trying to figure out why Dana was so quick to give out the interim belt for lightweight. He knew Khabib would be back in September and that would less than a year since his last fight, why not just wait until then to schedule a fight?

More like Mike Poorry LMAO

Perry is a diversity hire.

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based and future comedian

>wmma

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How is he a diversity hire when he's white?

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I am a good poster

...I expect more from a Kraut

he's like 3% black

wolk you're a cuck my dude

youtube.com/watch?v=RKaiy3MQZ44

How can I become more like Loma?

Proxy bitch don't at me

go back to your tranny discord server wolk

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Gee I wonder who this shitposter might be

discord trannies not allowed on /heem/

Smoliankov will heem Hardy

shut up discord tranny

You are in ove with or something you shizo

you will never accomplish anything in mma wolk cause you're a discord tranny

Lmao @ this guy talking to himself

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You never answer me

inbox

Inbox on which?

cheeto subway stream, just emailed you an operation, aight peachy, peace

You are uwu or that retard who spammed dicks on discord?

Right I am off to bed, see you tonight.

majority of these people are the same guy on a proxy my mans

discord tranny's the new netflix

This is frankie edgars wrestling coach's daughter, say something nice about her

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can you post the webm of her in the crowd next to frankie?

Is she 18?

Unironically dont have it

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Of course her birthday is January 19, 2001

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How do I see her icloud?

>krank
Sick, bro.

(You) dont

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Cmon tell me your secrets

Haha lol

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What do you mean lol

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Got your back, my guys. Jade bless.

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did he try to do a pettis there

cant wrestle, isnt white

Oh hi felix how are you

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honestly the hottest loli of all times

Cubs fan who lives in Florida?

New jersey my guy jackson to be exact

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based jadeposters

I wonder how scared she'd be if she knew, sort yourselves out.

Good, finally have a lazy saturday morning to shitpost in peace. Comfy day ahead desu, gonna get a haircut, then watch some spicy bangers and go to a friend's birthday later (even though he's become progressively more of an idiot since marrying a heartless cunt, but what can you do).

How's things in """"Germany""""?

oh thanks for your blog but i dont actually care how you doing I just said it to be polite. Jesus, the fucking autists in here

yeeaaah

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That german is not me lol

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based, samefagging to approve of my post, I love you bro

>yes my favorite mma journalist is the schmo, what gave it away?

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>THEY HAVA DA SAM FLAG!1!!

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Thanks for the (You), what else would you like to know, friend? You don't need to pretend to be all tough and shit on r/heem.

Based

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>my favourite combatant? it has to be Boston 'Boom Boom' Salmon

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yes I jack off to jade rivera daily, what gave it away?

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id heem you in a heartbeat felix. Dont ever talk to me again

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Oh I'm gonna talk to you alright, I'll talk to you real nice and deep, all the way into your virgin little ears you fucking faggot.

>be a technical striker with great kicks
>stay in the pocket and trade with homer simpson

mike perry tier iq

If I pull out and bust on the back I generally go one and done but if I pop inside I can keep it going for a second round. Thawlts?

You and all the other losers itt have never had sex

tfw me and all the other losers itt have never had sex

The Bulgarian is the only poster that deserves respect.

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take the slav pill

>The Bulgarian is the only poster that deserves respect.
This.

Yeah, but me, not this dweeb

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The Bulgarian is the only poster that deserves sex

but you're in the thread, my guy

>The Bulgarian is the only poster that deserves sex
This.

I filtered germany and heem became much better

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>no panic wrestling

cans.

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Michael Bisping should come back and introduce Darren to middleweight

Jorge posted a video on his instagram showing this knockout to a bunch of kids at a school meet and greet lol

I have everyone but the USA filtered, never seen a worthwhile heempost from any other country

Conor : we're not here to take part , we're here to TAKEOVER

Aerial helwani : its my years of hard Work

Michael bisping : its my destiny....

Adensanya : I am ready to die

Nate : you took everything i worked for MFs

Gsp : ae ae ae ae Are you Intoxicated

Khabib : alhmdulilla

Max : 10th island baby

Dustin : habibi where you at...

Tony : champ shit only

The Schmo : hold my Beer ... beers

Next big thing #Schmo

Dana : Isn't it fkng awsm....

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>no my ballz waz hot

based

Goat: *keeps winning*

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hard cringe

Why are these shitflags fixated on Boston salmon? Is it one autist with a proxy?

You think it could get Frankie to notice us?

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Are you new? Most if not all these meme flags are some loser with a vpn

>rides invisible horses at you

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I hope Lawler gets an early KO. For parity.

>born in the US
>Lived and train in the US for whole life
>I was Cuban all along xD
Ben kills this bum

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That would redeem him for not finishing Askren

Why does Robbie look sad all the time?

Is Lawler still signed to your Boyhood Contract?

I would never, EVER cry after winning a fight, and I consider the people that do to be little BITCHES>

*steals your girlfriends*

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how is it different from all the ''irish'' americans that have never been in europe

>Why does Robbie look sad all the time?
He's got a tiny happa peenus.

>Ir*sh
>European
Pick one

that's because you'd never win a fight boom roasted

>GUYS WE'RE WORKING ON THE FUTURE ON MMA THE NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS ARE GOING TO COMPLETELY BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND DUDE

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based :D

where were yoy when khabib said "this is number one bullshit"? xD

Damn, could you imagine if heavyweights actually trained?

He's been saying that for well over a year, the big deal seems to be performance institutes

I was at home drinking brain fluid when pyotr ring say " habib say "number one bullhit" no
yes

Good post

>This is your brain on weed

>Leading uppercuts
Absolute state

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It looked like Barbozo was paid off to throw it desu

Can we adress this?
youtube.com/watch?v=MNloYlIjLnI

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bong bro, have you been submitting some wrestling faggots lately? i just did yesterday.

Is there a more high risk high reward style of fighter then Gaethje?

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who da fook is that guy???????? :DDDD

Can't wait for the first card in Africa. It's going to be such a mess

how bout u address these nuts

based
debased with a boom roast

fity gees baybee xDDDDDDDDDD

Look at all these shit tier flags

what's darren thinking rn?

oh for sure bumbozo is a MUNSTER my guy

>talmbout
I want to see more of this

son of Ben and Claudia on the left

all i'm lookin @ is dese (You)s

*radio static*

why is tomorrow's card so stacked? is it some special occasionb?

>be posting on heem.com
>little to no action going on
>this man tells you to engage
what do?

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Insist that Bongs are the worst posters.

wait until he breaks it up and docks me a point

agree to this based poster.

the time of the british is coming to an end, alhumdulilah

Would laugh if moody Jacare got heemed tonight.

You playing doubles advocate my guy? That's a peach of a game

jacare has been beastly lately, but i do have bad feeling about this

Thinking about putting my last fiver on the kraut

i put a fiver yesterday on high quality sauerkraut and i have the best shits today

Thy should have given Lawler a can to crush after that robbery by herb dean

Hey, /heem/
Met a girl from tinder and was at hers yesterday evening.
She has really hairy pussy...and i nearly fisted her. Nearly because i didn't think at the moment that i could shove my fifth finger in her, but she kept holding my hand, like "put it deeper in me, heemster" when my whole palm was in her pussy with slurping sounds filling the room. I fucked her with my palm like in pornos.
But... my wee-wee shrunk, becuse i realised that my dick will be like in a bucket there. And she didn't let me stick my pinky in her ass. so no anal either.
What would you do if you were in my position, /heem/?
picrltd is not her

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Yuk

in my opionion, heemansson will win this fight. but i think jacare has a big chance of getting the win tonight, so i give it to jacare.

I would've said to go downs on her but you said she's rocking a rug down there?

If Hernansson doesn't win, I think Jacare will, unless it's a draw

i agree for sure, but i gotta disagree

win or lose, Mike Perry is fighting his fight tonight

>going down on a thot from tinder

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I never used tinder, you don't usually bang first date?

I'm going to bed; is it worth getting up @ 5:20 to watch the pre-prelims? means I'll only get 6~ sleep.

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>Met a girl from tinder
World famous american IQ right here.

Kyra Batara

It depends on what you're looking for on tinder. Make a profile that indicates you want to fuck, you will have lots of whores swiping and you will definitely get laid. Make a profile where you talk about meeting nice girls that aren't drug addled skanks and you will get nice girls who want to talk and shit.

Looking forward to the fights tonight, Jacare bless

If youre not a caz you can guess the outcome of every fight so no need to watch it

Yeah, that's a yikes from me too

>flies a taliban flag
nice try achmed

heem urself my man

Wake Up Jon

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*loses his ufc debut*

i'll go with you

This Thai ready Roundtree thing will be Rogan’s next Machida era moment

>Corey Anderson AND Khalil Rountree?!?!

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How silly. This has no contest written all over it, if the fight even happens (it wont)

The Chad Polyamorous Cuck
The Virgin Wholesome One Woman Man

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Has anyone taken the picks yet?

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Souza and Hermansson are going to fight each other tonight. screencap this

what do you mean by this?

Someone post the pic

Honestly if you aren't letting your wife get blacked nowadays water ya even doon?

holy shit, very bold post

i disagree, hermansson and jacare are actually gonna scrap tonight

sounds crazy, but it's entirely possible

Was Bas Rutten legit?

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WE HAVE A FIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

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>jap shows
>not scripted

for sure my man he's a beast

Why didn’t tony and khabib fight last year when they were both on the same fucking card

two slices of toast with marmalade every day

I want to smell her butthole

Because kebab is scared and ducking tony

i miss nate diaz

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>clotheslines you

I’d call it more of a tussle

name the fighter bros

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*smacks lips*
*chews obnoxiously with mouth open*
When you’re little
*salivates dogshit food in mouth*
Like you
*flares giant nostrils*
It’s hard to get big

Paige Sletten

VanZant

congratulations
you proceed to the next round

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Holly?

i have a nigger ass

how many bongs?

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bing bong

Sup stupid buttsex bitches. What's it with you guys and always changing who your "GOAT" of a certain division is all the time? Muh Cruz no muh Garbrant no muh TJ no Muh Cruz again. Also repeat after me: ALL WORK IS WHAT?

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none of those are worthy of my penis

5 bongs and 20 bings

EASY WORK

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i unironically can't think of fighter more based than floyd "money" mayweather

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he got rekt by frank the animal and went to mma/japan for easy fights

>not finishing Askren
Uh sweaty, might want to watch that one again

Hiding the sun from your flag doesn't mean we don't know it's you Manny! You're not getting a rematch get over it

He beat him twice in rematches though

This is tough, b

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looks like me drunk and trying not to vomit, the classic blowing air through nearly closed lips so it inflates your cheeks

what did he mean by this?

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Looks like me when someone let's one go in the elevator.

These ESPN cards are rough b. It makes the wait for actual numbered events seem even longer. And it waters them down as well. The card for 237 could've had the Al/Cowboy fight and it would have been all the more stacked for it. Their policy just seems to be have one main card tier fight and then a load of bumfights on the espn cards. I come out of cards a lot more thinking "how'd these niggas make it into the ufc" because they're spreading all the talented fighters out onto different cards.

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lmao how does the ref STILL not fucking make it in time to stop him getting heemed on the ground

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Jacare
Dmitry
Perry
Glover
Cory
Roberts

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#based
#doublebased

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>greg hardy retweeted this
what did he mean by this

Didn’t make it past the first sentence. Stfu you don’t even pay for ppvs so your opinion is IRRELEVANT. Why can’t poorfags comprehend they are not a UFC customer and the UFC has literally NO INCENTIVE to cater to you poorfags bitching

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Danis beats askren and khabib

Roberts and Sandhagen are good

if she hates it, rape that bitch more nigga

whats her full name
i want to stalk

Sandhagen gonna be shitting blood for a month after tonight

I miss the old /heem/ days

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Derek the heemsters are waiting start continue taking the picks

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Greg Hardy never raped anybody. He (allegedly) beat up his gf and threw her onto a pile of guns.

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>black football player
>never raped anybody

for sure 100% i have to agree with you my man

>nfl player raped somebody
>has never been been made public/sued for money
Youve got a touch of the ‘tiem?

>thinks the ufc caters to its whopping 250k ppv buyers
Lmao

i want lineker to win but i think sandhagen might pull it off. chito vera secretly did very well against lineker and was kind of taking over the fight at the end. sandhagen seems to be fairly similar - durable, lanky, and active.

>it's a burger who has to shell out the bucks to daddy dana for his heems
Hahahahaha fuck you nigga bt sport gives me the heems i need. fuck you and your gay ass empty wallet u ratfuck

manlets rise up

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Vera is neither durable nor active

Cant wait for Lineker to flush him

t. manlet

Why are there so many filthy Brazilians on this Florida card

based bong, Lineker will kill that skelly

we love south beach

Every post I make on /heem/ is taken from twitter (including this one)

You guys ARE watching ACA right?

I'm doing your mom

based lithuanian, leafs btfo

there's so many brazilians and venezuelans in south florida now it's crazy

8th fight in two years. Never been finished and cant recall him gassing

Kelleher cracked Linekers chin. Maybe not tonight but he’s going for a Sao Paulo style flush city very soon

No he didnt

HEEMS
YOU

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Yes he did

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No he didnt

What is Aldo putting in those famous burgers?

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He’s a passive low volume striker who doesn’t use his reach and has zero power.

i just camed

Did you forget someone

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Did you guys see the betting odds for Hardy?

shut the fuck up faggot

He’s a grappler with moderate volume, he doesn’t keep people at distance with his strikes but he doesn’t make it easy for them

>no power
Is that why he has a knockdown in three straight fights and two knockouts in that span?

Vs total cans he gets fed for being a company broadcast man

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Because he descended into hell around the the time he won the belt and then realized happiness is for weaklings.

I love going back through old threads to see how retarded most of /heem/ is.

>Fwonkie stands no chance against Yair
>Jacare will heem Whittaker easily
>Ngannou will run through Stipe

Yeah but they used to yeah together so maybe hardy and his manager new this would be a good match up for him. Smoliakov eluded to that he beat up hardy in their first sparring match. With that being said Smoliakov looks like one of the more roided fighters on the roster

Too bad Dustin Porier was scared of him

>he has no power
>>well that doesnt count!!!
Cope

>company broadcast man
oh for sure the ufc is YUGELY invested in their deportes reporters my guy MUNSTERS brandon moreno was blockbuster

quick rundown on tonights fights?

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Yeah I guarantee he wants to fight Canor again. More money and less risk.

Did they shoop that to make it look like Tyron can actually open his eyes? He always looks like he's staring at the sun.

He did finish Askren though, laying face down eating bombs while you bleed everywhere is 100% a stoppage. But unfortunately for Robbie the stack of hundreds in Herbs pocket was more powerful.

Yair/Frankie really was one of the worst

chad legit looks 4ft in this shot

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legit spicy card

B..but le Dana HATES Askren!!! xDdddd he boom roasts him loooool

>Marco Beltran
>Davey Grant
>Doug Silva

Imagine taking losses to peaches like this and people continue to hype you up

Paid a fuck load of money and traded off a former champion who was dominant for Askren, they had to make sure he won his first fight. They just didn't expect Lawler to stuff Askren's dad bod takedown and scoop slam him on his head.

these are the funnest

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Imagine getting blown the fuck out and strawmanning this hard

Pretty sure that was one autist who forced it.

favorite Gen/KINO/?
youtube.com/watch?v=35hCo_grAqw
youtube.com/watch?v=kl_kyhwCDtY

worth losing some sleep for me

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Aldo had a pretty good shot against Conor but like most hues he took all the banter personally and abandoned all logic.

Yeah

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Round one of Ngannou vs Stipe was exciting as h*ck

I unironically think Gaethje has a better chance against Khabib than Conor or Tony solely because his tard strength could throw off Khabib and Khabib wouldn't try to counter off of Gaethje's wild ass strikes like when he led with that rear uppercut. Khabib has shitty standup he just jabs except for that one moment against Conor everyone loves to meme about. Against Al he just stood flat footed and threw his shitty jab for the last three rounds.

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This is literally the first card in HISTORY to get all CARES from Eugene. Let that sink in. We are 13/13 tonight.

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Reminder Conor turned human cock fighting into a $4.2B Jewish media empire

I like that he went for the soccer kick. It shows he wants to simulate people's deaths and not just tko them. Killer instinct is important Jon definitely has it, but a lot of people he fought like Gus definitely didn't have it.

It's tuff b, but he had the help of Bork, Rhonda, and the red goy.

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he's a legid murderer

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All three of them spark khabib, as well as Gillespie KLee Chandler, probably even Dustin and Max

*wins*

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max has absolutely no fuckin chance mate what are you on about

Max would definitely get wrestlefucked he got taken down by Ortega who's a bum. I'm not sure about Porier I think he has a chance, but I don't know if he has the ko power for it. I know he's had finishes before, but he couldn't put away Max despite landing multiple clean shots. I agree with you about the rest though.

Max gets leg humped for one round, wins the other four moving and piecing him up easily on the feet

Maxlet gets ragdolled so fucking bad by Cutbabib its not even funny. Khabib pulling out mortal kombat german suplexes and shit. Would probably knock him out with takedowns

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that's because of Max insane chin

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Prime Tsaryukan heems Khabib

>wh*Te dick
yikes

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Refreshing image.

Max's chin is a hundo p gone after the dustin fight. He will be heemed sleepy at featherweight. Hopefully by aldo

Gaycheese has 0 wins in the ufc against anyone who isn't a chinlet or a cardiolet, he's not getting up after Khabib humps his leg off of one of Justin's shitty punches.

Khabibs cardio is horrible if he isn’t laying on the ground for 15 mins. That tends to happen when you cut 50 pounds. Max has elite footwork and unlimited gas tank. Khabib will be desperately chasing him around for a sloppy takedown, getting slower and slower and tagged up the entire time

Yeah and I'm sad because of that

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Kebab is both

Kelvin got dropped like 4 times in the last round. He is the Mexican Johny now.

He definitely has shit cardio, he said so himself, but he does have knockout power

Luckily he's not a striker like every single one of Justin's other opponents in the UFC, seriously his wins are:

>Brain/cardiolet Michael Johnson
>Push kick spamming/cutlet/product of incest James Vick
>Glass cannon Barboza

Dustin fucked him up badly and he lost to fucking Alvarez of all people.

Rooting for you

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>t-this time
Aldo is lost battalion

For a guy that fights like a drunken sonic and eats 100 punches a fight his cardio is pretty good

Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson
Greg Hardy vs. Dmitry Smolyakov
Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry
Glover Teixeira vs. Ion Cuțelaba
John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Thomas Gifford

a couple of you didnt pick 6 fights. enjoy your night.

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Hermanson
Dmitry
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Gifford

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You do realize gaethje is also the superior grappler in that matchup right dummy?

Yeah Khabib's cardio may be his biggest weakness. He can always deliver pressure for the first two rounds, but by round 3 he has to conserve his energy and let up the pressure. It could definitely become an issue in 5 round fights.

Jacare
Hardy
Perry
the other cowboy
Lineker
Roosevelt

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Hermansson
Dmitry
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roosevelt

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You're not going anywhere blud you are in charge of taking the picks tonight no costa rica no road trip

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>What island is this?!
>No seriously what island is this? where am i btw?

Only an absolute retard thinks some towel lover with zero(0) wrestling credentials is capable of taking down a D1 all-American folkstyle athlete. Why do you think the Jews have carefully not let muh unduhfeded match up with any real wrestlers?

>staying up all night for this one

where did you get these rare Jade's

youtu.be/8ubWi1XuPTc

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ok im thinking this is based

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Gonna press x to doubt on that one, we've seen 100s of national champion and olympic level wrestlers look like shit grappling outside of their singlet hugging sport.

lukas is more intelligent than he leads on.

Jacare
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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you just inspired me to get butter chicken for dinner

>Jack Hermansson
>Greg Hardy
>Mike Perry
>Ion Cuțelaba
>Cory Sandhagen
>Roosevelt Roberts

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Jacare
Hardy
Perry
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts

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Lol

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Jacare
Hardy
Oliveira
Teixeira
Lineker
Gifford

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Hermansson
Smoliakov
Oliveira
Texiera
Sandhagen
Roberts

Care to join my new thread?
Thank bros

>Jacare
>Hardy
>Perry
>Glover
>Linekar
>Roberts

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Souza
Smolyakov
Perry
Teixeira
Lineker
Roosevelt

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