Texas Rangers @ Seattle Mariners

Late thread

Miller vs Kikuchi / Sheffield

Rags got something to prove, but can they edition

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GO M'S!!!

MARINERS!

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I thought you were all about that oilfield.down in Texas?

So surely you recognize a BLOWOUT PREVENTOR

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>9 pitch first inning
>on a day where he's only pitching one inning
It's not fair. This Sheffield guy sucks.

Yank sheffield.

How did Kikuchi look? He did pitch the first right?

I assumes 'shortened start' meant like 3 innings maybe like 40 pitches

I just tuned in...

Dude.

Give the guy a chance...

He's doing better than the guy the Rags debuted last night

>VOGEY HOAGY. that looks so fucking good

Only needed 9 pitches. Still got taken out.

...

20 pitch count would make more sense

Must have been more for Justus than him then...

Who better than the Rags to ease a pitcher into the big leagues?

But yeah, should have at least let him get 20 odd pitches, that's not unusual for one innings work

>Must have been more for Justus than him then...
no, this was always the plan regardless of Justus

Yeah, but that short?

Whatever. I guess they got a bunch of nerds and math and shit that makes them right, but...

HOLY SMOKES!

EDWIN

Holy shit.

The M's continue to thrive with two outs

ENCARNACION

PARROT RIDE BABY

Yes!!!

With every parrot ride I just see us getting a better deal at the deadline!

Sup Kiwibro

Yank sheffield.

GOLD GLOVE DEE

Just been watching the draft.

I see you guys went for DK Metcalf, I thought he was gonna fall to the Ravens (my team)

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Fuck

Don't give a shit about football.

Thank god sadzeck is warming up

For who? And then who? And then?

He's gotta get through at least this inning, I'm confident the bats can cover a few fuck ups like that.


Man, if we had a bullpen though...

see

>Gallo shifts

Like half the fucking team was right there

But hey, if they had fucked it up the Ms might have got a bit of national coverage for once.

That was a strike

That was a strike, how did the ump miss that???

So...

We need pitching, but our expected trade pieces are going to go to contending teams and those teams are going to want to keep all the good arms they got

We gonna see some JeDi mind trick trading at the deadline? Some Byzantine three way shit?

What do you think?

Personally I don't see us buying at the deadline no matter what our record, unless Houston's team plane crashes with no survivors. Jerry has already said he ain't trying to build a team that barely makes the offs then goes out, and that's all we can expect this year in any case. Our bats can't hack elite playoff level pitchers

I'm all for trading to rebuild. The bats won't stay hot forever and the pitching / defense isn't good enough.

Hoping that Bruce/EE perform well so we can get something from them

It would be cool if the Memeiners were a successful Moneyball team

The pitcher is spooked

This pitcher is MAD

Who plays JeDi in his inevitable biopic?

A slimmed down Stacy Keatch

>make a thread because one wasn't up
>triple check bfore posting
>later find this one
well I feel like a retard. I've been spamming alone for a while now in the other one

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4-2!!!!!

FUCKING TOOTBLAN JESUS CHRIST

Damn WTF Domingo?

Oh well 2 run lead now.

EE the RBI machine

So why do you think of the hawks draft so far. It seems pretty boom or bust 2 me.

happens to the best of us

Nobody gives a shit about the Seahacks

there haven't been any wow picks but I can't complain

Willem Dafoe for me

Speculation is a goddamn waste of time. I listen to 710 kiro every day and they have wont shut the fuck up about the Seahawks and football in general All they do is speculate and say cliche phrases and anecdotes about the coming season. It’s so fucking boring. Let’s see the results and then talk about it.

Also, would it kill them to say at least a sentence about the sounders?

>Losscup

pls

Rosscup and Gearrin are the worst in our team

Oh boy, I can’t wait to see Gearrin next!

link it
we can all spam with you

get out of this rosscup

Losscup pulled it off

wew

Let's get some insurance

unlucky by logan. still only 2 runs to make up

I think one thread is fine

Everyone is scared to pitch against the M's this year

Omar is a killer, don't give him anything to hit

Based Omar is so good

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Tee hee.

keep them moving healy

Glad we wasted our best arms in a meaningless blowout yesterday. Shoulda went to Mathis earlier

Lol this nigga thinks it’s 1995.

This Chavez is a weird lookin dude

Dee is either very good, or he is very not good

Whenever I see someone wearing a mariners hat when I’m wearing one there’s always this odd silence and when our eyes meet I can see the pain of being a fan. You just give a friendly and understanding smile like you’re saying it’s going to be alright. But it’s not. Only the old say anything.

fuck

>risp

just get one more guy in haniger

Sit the fuck down, Mitch

i get that a lot when I go to games in SF or Oakland

>risp

It’s like a fairy tale dream when I imagine going to a playoff game at Safec- I mean T -Mobile park...

cringe

Oh fuck, Gearrin is on the mound

I know!
This is his 14th appearance this year.. I’m starting to think this is gonna be a regular occurrence.. fuck.

I’m gay.

nice play Healy

Remember last year when it was Vincent and Nicasio?

This nigga walks a lot.

Threadly reminder that there is no downside to a robot calling balls and strikes

Gearrin is an exeption of shit

lets get out of this gearrin

What’s the Mendoza line of OBP?

At least we had Colome and Diaz, shit was automatic.

Well in his defense this time he should have gotten the right call to end the inning

I'll remember that

Colome was no walk in the park lad.

GOT EM

Colome was really good for us

Holy shit he pulled it off

phew

He had 3 blown saves for us once we got him halfway into the year, and I guess they cut me a little deep. Not a “really good” pitcher in my mind anyway. The dude game me visions of Rodney

5-0, 2.53 ERA, 1.036 WHIP

He was effective at least

C'mon Brennan

dp pls

Brennan please you're meant to be the good one

Mazarati owning you silly cucks

Just need a sac

Dubs and dp

What i miss?

don't let them in this m's

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Fuck this garbage team

DP!!!!!!!!!

Thank God.

Brennan you lucky fuck

We’re not so different, you and I

DP
P

Fuuuuuuck I hate bullpen implosions

YES YESSSSS

THEY GOT ThE DP

How much longer before the Mariners fade into irrelevancy again after their bats cool off? I give it until June.

>sampson

gg marinerds, dude couldn't miss a bat if his life depended on it

its usually may

There we go!

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fuck

just end this quickly

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FUCK

I HAVE STUFF TO DO FFS

well fuck

CHOOOOO CHOOO MOTHERFUCKERS

BRAND

NEW

BALLLGAME

Hey I don’t know if the mariners have a walk off yet this year so maybe this could be fun

>soresack

Shit

It's a new game in the 9th and we got shit for pitching

I blame the stupid early yank kikuchi.plan

Thank God were at home

Can’t get an out ona guy that literally hurt himself at bat?

Mitch is 3rd up

just get the out guys

>blow your bullpen in 8 innings
>game goes to extras

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just m's things

FFS

Walking the newly gimped and that washed fool

Why? Why? I mean we've seen these slow mo implosions so many times and all knew there would be a lot this year but, damn they suck

DAMNIT. ALMOST HANNY ALMOST

Shit.

#pence lol

What a catch EE

Alright, dubs for Mitch walkoff

about time. lets put this away

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HOLY SHIT

SHOW THAT AGAIN

send one deep haniger

Free baseball

Guess I’ll open another Ranier

This game is going 13 innings.

free baseball

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Elias should have closed.

dubs and Vogeybomb

>Elias doing what all the bullpen should be doing

just need one run to end this guys

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That was close.

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Man I always wondered what kind of dong he’s hanging.

>Mallex

Ehhhhhh

please do something for once Mallex

>they dislike these pickoff plays more than plastic shopping bags
Btfo

step it up smith

Maybe he would play better without the large weight around his neck

Malex has a fitting number.
0 expectations
0 chances for hope
0 clutch hits
Lives up to it.

So I'm not the only one who thinks that gets in the way

How great would it be to get paid millions to pitch 1/3 the workload of a starting pitcher.

Based Roenis working his socks off for us

must feel comfy

really need a spark here beckham

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Pisses me off every time I see it.

And that stupid 'call me' hand thing he send Dee do (some FLA Kodak Black thing?) What happened to the bonesaw? That was cool.

Yeah dudes a straight nigger, I'll bet MLB loves him for it too, they are so desperate to get the nigger seal of coolness so white kids start watching again.

Yeah, i actually like rawAnus a lot

That dudes a good pitchrr when he's on

But really. I like rawAnus

Is Kikuchi the worst Japanese signing since Irabu?

cmon healer!

I hope its just a situation where he just needs to adjust to the league

Darvish

Darvish was a cy young candidate once a upon a time though.

What, why?

He's not bad at all, and hasn't had enough time to be good.

So far, relative to all the hype & cash he's working out better than Otani

easy double play here

Every season the whole team does a different little cheer every time they get on base. This year it’s the phone. Deal with it.

patient negro strikes agian

c'mon rags

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Ohtani won rookie of the year as a hitter, user.....And Ohtani is only 24 years old. Kikuchi is 27 with a lot of miles on him.

PLEASE DO NOT >RISP

walk the run in pls

kys that would be a bullshit way to win

MITCH

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Damn it!

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Hmmm ok

I’ll take it

just get one in haniger

mitch is a bitch

Way to go

gg rags

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HANNIGOAT!!!!

YESẞSSẞSS

gg tiki, see you manana

get good fgt

get fucked tiki

leclerc was warming up what the fuck happened

dowdy had a miserable start on tuesday

battle of the trash bullpens. catch it again tomorrow.

Naw, Leake will eat innings and we'll chase your guy in the 4th then feast on relief

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