/hoc/

>It was threetozero

blues are my 3rd team and canes are my 5th

>tripfags that aren't bracket

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...

Only primary teams faggots
You aren’t welcome here

Yes, allowed, based

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>getting to be the exception

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>posting in an early thread

>all of them were filthy Californian tourists
Based

ur balls are cleaner than ur brackets

im gonna go on a whim and say this post is based

>reveling in your own imaginary online e-cred
You're still a faggot

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Yes, I am a Boston Bruins Fan!

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i only included teams on my primary list, i didn't even go into my secondary or tertiary teams

That’s the guy from Boston you fuckin poser

>kaapo kakka

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No u

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Based!

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hey hey whata ya say?

I need violent hentai of this now

Looks I stopped by during an anime episode.. See you tomorrow guys.

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Luckily I'm a fan of NHL hockey

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I pretended to be finnish earlier

>Ellen Baker
>Anime

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>knowing fat Italian Americans
Get back to your room Antonio

Man what a piece of shit
twitter.com/thecbjartillery/status/1121845138077159424?s=21

lörs eller

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Only tolerable animes:
>pokemon
>dbz
>naruto

based

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Reminder it was both the correct call and the reason vegas lost

This but the opposite

This but the opposite on the former

Based!
/nesn/bros where you at?

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Reporting in!

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Las Veg4-5.

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IT WAS /OURTURN/

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Columbus
Game 2
Game 3
Game 5
Game 7
Boston
Game 1
Game 4
Game 6

It was 3-1

Nah. Bruins win tomorrow then drop two in Cbus. Toss up for the final games but it's going to 7.

Lol
>islanders overbaked
KEK

Sorry faggot
Jackets are amazing on the road

Then why did they lose?

for the memes

The refs, obviously

They lost in OT
Not like they got blown out

And the Bruins are very good at home. How'd that work out last night for teds? (faggot)

Canes 2bh

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
BASED CAM
twitter.com/jacketsinsider/status/1121842878995734528?s=21

>doesnt do anything about it during the game
>y-you owe me!!
cringe

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that gril on the top left could get it tho

Pathetic.

Literally
>meeting in real life after fighting online

>walks in the room
>immediately and repeatedly walks over the logo
think boston was even listening to him, or just thinking about how he's pacing back and forth over their logo?

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great post tbqhwya

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>filename
fucking spit my coffee all over my screen

the power of Torts

Didn’t Marchand get decked by Riley?

>still 4 hours till hokki
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYYYY

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Keep rollin rollin rollin

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yeah he should have made a HUGE stink about it during the game
its not like the refs gave a fuck either way

>faggot ted somehow makes march hand endearing
huh how about that

teds 4 cup

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the Theodoras

for me its a bong, but either way

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B A N T Z

me with the thumbs up

Me in the middle

3,4,2,1

If the NHL is going to apologize to Vegas for reffing, they could atleast give a call to Katz for Kesler dry humping Talbot to orgasm.

someone post the webm

>hasb player on the ice
is this the fucking 10-0 game?

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Nurse was pushing him into the goalie you fucking sunbelt hill billy retard

Kesler isn't tiny, he could have easily gotten up and back into the play to get into a more advantageous scoring position. He instead chose to sit on the goalie and hope nobody noticed

Wow you're such a fucking faggot just accept your own player is a complete and utter retard and maybe you'll be able to START to TRY to fix things on your shitty joke of a team

if they replayed the game with different refs the called would be different each time.

You really wanna lose your only tooth you fucking hill billy because I'll punch you right in the mouth if you keep this sunbelt shit up

would the refs put the whistles away or give you a roughing major?

Does this mean I'll still be hearing about this vegas call 4 years from now?

seethe

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yes, the fanbase is desperate for any excuse so they dont have to admit to themselves that >their beloved team failed

fuck not gonna lie lads i didn't expect marvel to end it with thanos whipping his long, hard purple cock out and fucking black widow

canes 2bh

You don't have to attach a BASED picture to every post you make you know?

not hockey related but, any local new anchors you guys have a thing for? Mine is Zahra Premji. She looks like a really nice person and has a great smile + soothing voice

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Edmonton still provides free housing

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Wtf I love marvel now

deleted for you user
post still stands though. go canes

>laffs
youtube.com/watch?v=r9PWkwb7e-4

>someone mentions the wild
>no one notices the wild exist

Is that why they're called the Mild?

Canadians are just accustomed to failure.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE MINNESOTA WILD GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

will Minnesota ever win a major championship in pro hockey?

Can someone tell me what "rag it" means and why morgan Reilly was screaming it at the other team

>success is losing 4 games straight in fin
no the problem is that the vegass fanbase is delusional

Code for "I hate faggots"

A Canadian based franchise not winning the cup in 26 years doesn't reflect on the nation of Canada, rather the shit GM's, owners, coaches, and scouts that Canadian franchises employ.

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Not a single person in that gif can explain icing

Wew youtube.com/watch?v=tewl_JLj4Xk&disable_polymer=1

It was actually me that yelled it. I had a seat at the glass and I was calling two gentlemen in the crowd who were having sex "faggots" while the other maple leafs fans were cheering them on

Shut the fuck up anaheim and vegas. The niggers of /hoc/

calgary was one blown goal call from winning it all
where is the apology from a high placed executive to vindicate their franchise?

oh right their franchise didnt just spend 500 mil so instead of getting their dick sucked everyone just brings up parallax instead lol

>price gets kreider'd because gauts caved when fans started chanting louis in 09

anaheim is white

cringe

gary apologizes to nobody

Based

i thought you'd recognize one of /hoc/'s most well know meme, carolinabro

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Si

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Why are you posting Arizonans?

Your teams GM and coach, and captain are all canadian.

only to the bogg

he had to apologize to nbc for not getting chiraq or shitsburg through to round 2

youtube.com/watch?v=2iijmj5nB6I

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Someone on the Tampa bench was yelling rag it (meaning to kill time on a pk) Reilly only said fucking.

Who /stillthemostsuccessfulCanadianteaminthe21stcenutry/ here?

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Didn't the person you responded to just say that?

So Reilly conspired with the Tampa bench to produce a homophobic slur? That is appalling.

You know it's gonna be lit when they open the movie with Thanos killing the other half of Israel.

he was saying
>rags

Anyone remember the shitpost where anons taunted sens fans saying they can't afford to pay Karlsson? It looks like he was right.

>rags

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I hate to spoil the hockey games tonight but I’m gonna do it anyway.
Islels > canes 4-2
Shorks > bing bing 4-1

P A R A L A X

What if the coyotes made the playoffs?

Sounds about right.

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I TRIED SO HARD

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AND GOT 5O F4R

I believe it

Avs not going 7D, Nemeth is healthy scratch for Girard

Will he play tonight?
Was he playing 4d chess all along?

kek

Where is he bleeding from?

Spyro 2 > NHL 19

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pooper

>video games

Shit this is the ric flair bowl

Day to day, unlikely for game 1 last I heard.

based

Will Breivik get the new Spyro?

NHL20 better have a proper Be A Pro mode, Sven

MacKinnon is currently the best Nova Scotian in hockey right now

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>sign gusev
>never plays
>lose big time
>mfw

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Crosgod is better

>goalie has 2 blockers and a skater's stick

remakes are cancer

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should i fap before going to the rink, i'm playing in less than one bong

Yeah but he's not in hockey right now

Adler Mannheim just beat Munich and officially won the german league. They stopped Munich from winning a forth time in a row.

Pls congratulate them

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How is the German hockey league doing?

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>he is STILL going

no

Thank you based Adlers

no fap then, heading out there good night /hoc/

the nhl is stealing all oue talented players :(

But it's doing fine. Managed to get better tv deals and stabilized financially the last couple years

yeah, they totally should've put a guy they'd never met before into game 7 lineup

>these teams
>"""""""""fans"""""""""
so only bruins fans then

according to my calculations
━━━━━ ━━
The Bing
Bings r
gonna win
━━━━━━
7 8 9 /
━━━. |━
4 5 6 +
━━━━
1 2 3 =
━━━━

Congratulations, Alder Mannheim!

Only if you drink the cum afterwards

Sharks: Asian
Avalanche: Amateur
Stars: Toy
Blues: Threesome

Bruins: Trap
Blue Jackets: Blowjob
Islanders: Femdom
Hurricanes: Incest

You: Faggot

>made two new reaction images
>haven't had a chance to use them yet
>mfw

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I will never get over how butthurt their organization as a whole is. They had fucking FOUR goals scored against them on the same fucking powerplay. So now everyone in that organization is blaming the penalty. Boston had a 5 minute powerplay against Toronto in game 2, and they only managed to pot 1 goal. Seems like Vegass's penalty kill was really to blame, and not the penalty itself. It's like black people blaming white people for the wealth disparity, because they can't plan a fucking budget. Is the Vegas organization the nigger of the league?

Based

Hey you remember what happened last time all the sports hosts predicted Avs to lose....

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I'm not going to go over this again, but Sharks fans need to recognize that they got probably the biggest gift in over a decade the NHL has given a team in the playoffs.

>in before you respond with seethe memes

didn't vegas also give up 3 goals in 5 minutes in game two after going up 3-0 in the first?

You need that energy, bud

Great job Mannheim

>NHL20 better have a proper Be A Pro mode
You're relying in EA to actually get something right. I honestly wouldn't bank on it happening. It will be the same old shit with one new minor mechanic added to it. The NHL games are nothing more than $60 annual roster updates.

Edgy racism isn't funny kid

>didn't vegas also give up 3 goals in 5 minutes in game two after going up 3-0 in the first?
Nope. It took less time than that. They gave up 3 goals in two minutes and nine seconds in that game.

>Analysts pick all the higher seeds in round 1
>They all lose
>Analysts pick all the higher seeds in round 2
The ride never ends

avs vs teds final

A player who injures another as the result of crosschecking shall be assessed a major penalty and a game misconduct
Dont cross check when you're up 3-0

My bad. I used the wrong metaphor. What I mean to say it's like black people blaming white people because they vandalize property and get arrested for it. So now they want to make vandalizing property legal. And yes, the Vegas organization is the nigger of the league because they're trying to get rid of that penalty. Maybe their team just needs to learn to not chimp out.

Avs vs islanders

Based

>but Sharks fans need to recognize that they got probably the biggest gift in over a decade
Yeah. They were gifted with playing against an atrocious penalty kill. It's what happens with bad coaching.

No Tampa v Calgary final :^)

Why was the Vegas PK so bad though?
Has anyone considered it logically? Why the massive breakdown?

Momentum swing + playoff Fleury

>cross-check resulting in injury
>DEM 4 GOALS WERE GIFTS
god i hope every time vegass gets eliminated the fans are this salty

Vegas is winning the next 37 stanley cups

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all their big two way players can only manage to defend when the tempo is high and the ice is open
slow the game down and close the space and then boom 4 goals allowed

sharks were given an elevated purpose
if the refs didnt call that penalty, the sharks probably would have murdered some knights

win one first and then get back to me

Who are you?

>rags

But it was the correct penalty to call

an anonymous canadian
you can find me here

Who are you?

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Your daddy

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I believe this is the year.

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Who are you?

For me, it's pushing so hard to poop that you momentarily blackout and are left gazing at the toilet paper with your mouth agape while your brain resets

You never should have come here

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STOP FUCKING >ragsing ISLES PICTURES

THE isles weeb (laptop ded so rip)

*should of

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>rags

i agree, anyone who actually reads the rule knows that was 100% the right call. someone even posted the rule that night, but people are still refusing to acknowledge it
hypothetically though, if the refs didnt call a penalty on that play, like everyone (seething knights fans, fart-sniffing-numbers-man included) thinks they shouldnt have, the sharks would have suicide bombed the knights

*SHOULD OF

...

>your team
>imperials or stormcloaks

All sunbelt teams are imperials.

>rags

>your local network doesnt have an alien sexbot on staff
why even post

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>rags

Bruins
Stormcloaks

sunbelt teams are subhuman

should of*

>racist niggers
sounds about right

I'm the m8 who posted the rule

Thats why theyre imperials.

Who are you?

ayyy lmao

The same person you were ready responding too

I am you

Why does she look unusually tall for a woman?

You are me?

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succubus

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she is extra tall so she can grab stray pucks from the air

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looks like a tranny

How much dick does she take Yea Forums?

>rags

>cross

dropped, religious icons are for swines

Why the long face

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this is me

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>when you accidentally derail the thread

What games do you speed run

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NHL16

its after 3pm est
a light breeze derails the thread

it is not possible to derail something that wasnt on the rails to begin with

Nice picture of you, you obese cankle having sunbelt cuckold

Wrong rulebook

>n-no u

I am a gigantic faggot, please rape my face.

>tfw when i rail and rerail this derailed and rail-less thread

>NHL rulebook isnt the rule book
Lmao vegas delusion is stronk

Who are you?

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>leaf flag
>misspelling
Seems legit that new tripfag is in fact a gigantic faggot who wants his face raped

Like I railed your mom last night

i saw your picture you fat fuck

Hate niggers

Can't stop farting

>tripfag
when you couldnt sink any lower, yet another level of retardation comes through

Hate fags

I don't care for the sharks much either

Let’s go islandas

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hate namefags
hate sunbelters

Love /hoc/posters

going for wings and beer soon as I put jeans on lads

Yeah of my nuts which you are currently sucking

The Car is already seated

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>eliminate an entire corner of prime seating for a fucking car
worst arena in the league

nice ban evasion you pathetic obese fuck

Politely waiting

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They need to rush that new barn.
Barclays doesn't cut it for hockey.

when you cant sell out it doesnt really matter. they should let everyone bring their cars into the arena

Bold strategy for a team consistently ranked in the bottom for attendance

>Gargle gargle wargharble
Try taking the cock out of your mouth first

Seething obese retard

>have one of the smallest arenas in the league
>”dude wtf they can’t sell out!”

GOD I JUST LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK COCKS
GO DUCKS
GO PACIFIC BROS

>mad
>at text on a Taiwanese martial arts board
>no u
L.M.A.O

unironically better than the real obese retards post

How does a team in a city of 9 million people struggle with attendance /hoc/?

The one whos mad here is you, the seething obese retard. We all saw how fat and disgusting you are.

Only because you love black cock
>hes still mad
>n-no you mad

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If they have one of the smallest arenas, you'd think they'd sell out more often.

youre boiling AND a ban evading obese retard. I am enjoying making you seethe

You really aren’t going to win this one you embarrassing fuck just give it a rest

Yeah I want to sit in the obstructed seat! Surely a good idea. Fuck Barclays because that piece of shit is such an outlier for the attendance. 3,000 of the 15,000 seats are obstructed and you can’t see the net on one end

>getting in a shitflinging fight with the resident tripfag
HIGH iq move their

I've already won
>mad
>at my existence
>no u mad reeeeeeee

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>doesnt know what a tripcode is

This is kippers tier

Do not give namefags/tripwhores attention

reddt v. reddit and reddit v. reddit tonight boys who do you got

You've been outed as an obese ban evading retard. I understand this angers you.

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Can I get a (you)

>city of 9 million people
>can’t find 16000 people who give a shit enough to see your team
is this the power of jew york

Don't care since >my team is out.

Only smart posters ITT desu
>hes still raging on
>I'm still laughing
Why the fuck not

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if only those passionate islanders fans could sell out barclay's like they sell out in long isl OH NO NO NO NO WHAT A SHIT FRANCHISE. ONE TEAM AND TWO EMPTY BUILDINGS LMAO

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>Shorks play shorks

Only in their heads, I hope they can start the choke tonight

I have no reason to be angry. I am simply laughing at a ban evading obese retard who is lashing out because he got exposed as an obese retard.

>3,000 obstructed shitty seats at barclays
>nassau is massively downsized because bullshit

Yeah fuck you

Got a hot new meme coming up. Then I'll get to the Tavares video, I promise.

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which makes it so hilarious that they dedicate 48 premium unobstructed seats to a fucking car

t.rags fan

I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME
BE ANOTHER CASUALTY OF SOCIETY

>muh barclays
>muh obstructed seats
Jesus islanders fans sound just like >rags fans with their shit excuses
Just go to your shitty teams games

>reminded that my actually got swept by a WC team after a record breaking season

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Rangers are Israel's team, don't associate us with that.

there*

Yeah I would like to see this if I sat at these seats

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HONK HONK

>a-at least I won in my head

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>honk honk

>they still dont sell the seats inside the car

Canes fans will probably sit there because they didn't do their research. It's pretty funny.

>$60
go to your fucking games you cheap Jews

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you got that rule from the USA hockey rulebook lmao. Look up the real NHL rulebook senn

>admits he's an obese ban evading retard
gg kid

cum (sit) inside me user

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>paying 60$ for one (1) ticket
Ew glad I can get 2 for 50$

Pretty much the entirety of the isles "fanbase" is made up of rangers fans.

Honest question if they’re so cheap how do you have attendance issues

>bragging about living in a flyover shithole

Big yikes.

yes hello
I heard that /hoc/ is a caniac general

>youtube.com/watch?v=JkyXhoHyVfs

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their fans are fairweather faggiolas

the jews in long island are only interested in watching niggers

>still mad
I have never made any claims of anything other than you've only seen my nuts, m8.
Ban evading? Yeah fuck the mods and jannies. Obese eh I'm American I'm not jumbo sized but I've got that dad gut going.
You're the one who lashed out in sheer rage and have continued on despite me only responding with
>lol
>mad
You'll still respond to this post even. Giving me the entertainment I am here for.

Dont know I'm not in new york and >my teams attendance is middle of the road.

H O T H E A D

Because nobody wants those seats

>this diatribe of asspain
>all because he was proven to be an obese ban evading retard
Thank you for admitting that you are a fat fuck. Well done on the honesty.

lads, you should just be level-headed like the league and just apologize already.
remember, the shorks are cursed faggots and will get assblasted by the based and redpilled bing bings
canada is a joke of a country, especially in their own sport, so please don't (You) me if your country has been unable to win a cup in the last 26 years.
i think that's about it, go knights

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BOILING

>reeee
>you da mad

This has been the worst thread in a while.

>team so cucked they retire 58 bodies

Memes
:^)

One of my good friends was at that shooting, but I still post all the time

you wouldn’t spend $60 to cheer your team on when you still see majority of the game? quality fan base there tony

the point about the obstructed seats is legit, barclays was never meant to host ice hockey
the games hosted at nassau have sold out but that arena only holds 14000

youtube.com/watch?v=4X7NPEkrfEU

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I see you've removed the name. Nice job, you obese ban evading retard.

maybe pavfellski was trying to be like the big based bighorn sheep by ramming his head into the ice

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Is this natty?

I wonder
>reee
>you mad

moving the games back to Barclays gonna blow up in the faces

This round is going to be trash isn't it? Round 1 was too good and this won't be able to keep up.

>4 post-wall hags trying to look cute

>pengs have to play in front of the frothing retards
>everyone else gets to play in a liberry
i guess gary has had enough

sneethe

This is going to be the least watched round in about 10 years. A lot of irrelevant teams playing.

No they were actually loud in 2016 back when the isles played at Barclays. It’s just not going to be as insane as the coliseum, but it’ll still be loud

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It’s a city of 9 million people surely they could find 3000 people to sit shitty seats especially during the ploffs

>thinks it was the crowds fault the shitguins got swept
just cant admit the pongs have fallen out of contender status, can you?

>le mosst ebin first round ever xd
It was the worst first round of all time, and the only good team left in the playoffs are the Boston Bruins. They will easily steamroll the rest of these shit teams.

Does mämmi count as natty?

maybe you should move to new york city and work as a promoter

>only 6 of the dead were form vegas
>35 were from california
>4 were from canada

Hey it worked

representative of the vegass fanbase as a whole

friendly reminder that fans have literally no impact on the game at the professional level.

Unfortunately I’m not Jewish or Italian

>Tampa v laffs
>Pengu v caps
>Vegas v jets
>Lames v preds

God damn this looks 3000% better than what we currently have.

Good seethepost

Unless they throw a beer at the player in the penalty box, he throws it back, and both the player and the fan get ejected.

>Vegass gambling addict still SEETHING

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Nah that looks shit. Fuck off with another “DUDE PENGS CAPS IS FUN BECAUSE CROSMEME OR OVIMEME CAN WIN A CUP”

qmjhl conference final on tonight:
halifax mooseheads vs drummondville voltiguers (halifax leading 3-1)

winner will take on rouyn-noranda huskies for the qmjhl championship

ohl conference final on tonight:
saginaw spirit vs guelph storm (saginaw leading 3-1)

winner will take on ottawa 67s in the ohl championship

whl conference final on tonight:
vancouver giants vs spokane chiefs (vancouver winner 3-1)
prince albert raiders vs edmonton oil kings (series tied 2-2)

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Yep.

a greater proportion of nevada's population was killed than the proportion of california's population. nevada is basically a tundra compared to cali.

Or they literally fall into the penalty box

For me its the mooseheads.

That would only happen to an obese fuck like you causing the plexi glass to break.

It was a good first round. Fuck tampa, fuck Toronto, fuck pittsburgh, fuck nashville, and big fuck you to sam from winnipeg

Going with Avs to win against the shorks lads.

Avs are rested,
red hot and have a pretty damn good goalie atm.

Shorks have had to play all 7 games, not as rested, not as hot 2 of those games went into OT too.

Honestly don't think I will even watch the rest of the playoffs, none of the teams left are relevant besides the bruins.

Seething

*farts*

>WE NEED TAMPA
>WE NEED PITTSBURGH
>WE NEED NASHVILLE

Okay gary

Bye bye then
Shoo shoo not for you

>hes STILL SEETHING
seriously m8 what went so wrong in your life?

>ooouwie daddy my bracket was ruined, there are only losers left!
*CHOMP*

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Type another angry paragraph you fat faggot lmao

>reeee
>mad

Honestly going to be a boring rest of the playoffs. Just a bunch of teams barely anyone watches, I couldn't name a player off of half of them.

Business idea: stop responding to it and it will go away.

look at these good boys
RIP

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We both know he cant do that

fleury is basically jerking off the guy next to him

>flower copping a feel

>Wild Bill

Hurricane vs Islanders is one of the most lopsided series ever in terms of rest/fatigue!

The Islanders won game 4 vs Pittsburgh on April 16th. Tonight will be their first game in 10 days.

While they were waiting for the second round to begin, Carolina played 4 more games, the last one finishing in the middle of 2OT, so they basically played 4.5 games while the Islanders were resting, healing from injuries and training.

The Hurricanes only had one day of rest, so rest/fatigue will definitely be an X factor in this series.

Let’s go isles
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK MODS
FUCK TRIPFAGS

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LETS GO SHARKIES LETS GO

>Can't name the star players on any given NHL team
Some "fan" you are, faggot.

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ngl probably going to call him fat a few more times before this thread is over

god i wish marc would touch me in that way

>star players
>on the teams left
*farts*

Bassiert and redpilled

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Sharkies desu

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He cute

What do you need it for?

they should have swept the craps then

Threadly reminder that no matter how cute a girl is, if she asks if she can peg you the answer should be no.

They put out a new song a couple days ago youtube.com/watch?v=3A27bHME73I&disable_polymer=1

Sure lad, sure
You should probably take some gas-x too, this amount of flatulence is unhealthy.

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for me, its the avs canes

meme take

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>fans seethe for day son end after a loss
>players golfing the next day
best part of sports

you must have missed earlier today then

Yeah I guess there is one star player left on a boring irrelevant team. neat.

>his team doesn’t have a bunch of underachievers and a star player in a young kid

Seattle is a suburb of Vancouver

Go watch some apehoop then.

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which one is Gusev?

Had a shot and two Talls
I’m feelin good
Go jackets

for me? its star players

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>being this mad
I almost feel pity.

No thanks, I dont like americanball

the tiny lad on the far right

>being entertained by irrelevance
good for you I guess

>rags

>Canada talking about irrelevance
your entire country is a flyover

*farts while yawning*
Who are your top ten most relevant players in the league right now.

THEY CALL ME MELOOW YHELLOW

Only the relevant teams are in the Playoffs.
Sorry your meme team was only set up for the regular season and couldnt handle the shift to playoff hockey.
If you want to talk about irrelevance you can look at your own country. You guys invented modern hockey and not one single Canadian team is left in the playoffs.
So if you want to talk about irrelevance, talk to (you)rself.

>Canada
>having their star players show up in the big time

Where was tavares anyway all that series? Remind me how much he’s being paid

>refusing to answer the question
*scratches anus*

Penis

>Vegas
>better

No. Seeing their entire organization throw a temper tantrum over one call has been glorious. Now that they have cap issues coming up, it's going to be funny seeing a player like Stone walk.

fat arms, would not bang

You want to act like a jackass or understand that you need an entire team to show up instead of just one superstar?

do you think he posts here?

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We invented modern hockey and are utterly dominant at it.

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Drunk

*farts* So you're still refusing to answer my question?

Okay m8.

Point at the canadian team on here.

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>seeing a player like Stone walk
he's signed for 8 years ya dummy

twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1121908117560672256?s=21

Jack Adams winners. Fuck john cooper for being there

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should've taken out cooper and put gallant back in

All of those teams are mostly canadians. Canada invented this game and are utterly dominant at it. Unlike the UK who invented soccer and is dogshit at it.

>Gerard "i didn't call for no timeout" Gallant

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>utterly dominant
>hasn't won the crown jewel of the sport in 26 years and counting

Took me a while to remember that's not PK.

When was the last time the stanley cup was in Canada?

please don't mention pks to me lad, i'm scared of subbans and penalty kills

Canadians won the cup last year and every year before that.

Nah. I think brindamour or tocchet deserved a nod

>proceeds to not call a timeout after letting in multiple goals in under two minutes

canadian-americans*

The cup comes to within a few hours of me every single summer, and is interned at the hockey hall of fame in Ontario, Canada.

Maybe if you did actual gymnastics instead of mental gymnastics, you wouldn't be such an obese faggot.

>Eakins bloodlust smile
Based

imagine coping this hard that your country's teams are dogshit year after year

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Imagine deluding yourself into thinking club wins are country wins. I guess this stems from your countries complete lack of ability to win anything internationally.

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How'd I know the seethe poster is also the >american teams are Canadian desperation poster.
ELLE EM AYY OH

soon

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*high pitched squealing fart*
Well I am off to the bar lads, shalln't be paying attention to any of these irrelevant games.

Type another novel about how fat and retarded you are.

cope

Imagine imagining lel

Not when
>reeeeeee
>no you mad
Works just fine

based

sonofabitch. Time to stop using nhlnumbers.com. Goddamn are they going to be in cap hell with raises to
>Tuch
>Schmidt
>Pacioretty
>Fleury

Now you throw in Stone's $9.5m deal. Not to mention Karlsson's contract is up and is likely going to want a raise. No wonder they're raising such a stink. They literally bet it all on winning the cup this season. Unless the cap jumps up like $5m or something, they're going to have a tough time keeping their core together.

Reminder the Bruins are winning the cup and their is literally nothing you or your faggot friends can do about it

guys it seems like i've gotten intolerant towards alcohol. before i could drink ~15-20 beers or two bottles of wine no problem, but now i get urge to puke after 6-8 beers. what the fuck.

Jets are in even worse cap hell, going to be fun to see what happens this offseason with those two and the >laffs.

he can fleece teams looking to make "deals" instead of losing players to seattle for nothing

yeah, they'll probably have to move eakin/miller, let all of the ufas walk (which is fine), and hope some of the young lads like glass can step up to the plate.

>drinking beer
lmao

You're getting older and your body no longer can handle everything you throw at it. Unlike movies, you don't get better at handling endless alcohol as you age. You just get better at handling the initial few drinks.

>Drinking liquids
lmao

Good for you, that just makes your evenings cheeper

remember to get lots of electrolytes

Sharks dont swim on ice.

>giving in to the alcoholic jew
olen pettymys, pojuseni

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Agreed. Estrogenic liquid bread garbage. No alcohol is ideal but if I am to indulge, for me it’s whisky

Same, Whisky is top notch.

but i'm only 25

i'm definitely done with alcohol now, fuck it.

But is alcohol done with you?

>this camera angle at barclays
grim

For me its psilocybin 2-3 times a year and thats the extent of drugs/alcohol I use. its good for the brain.

whisky in finland is too way too expensive

its better when you cant see the crowd in the bottom

...

Would you rather live to 90 like a pussy or live to 80 and have fun.

>everyone has to have "fun" my way
Ive done most drugs and drinking isnt really fun anymore

Shan't

still waiting for a new thread

>he can fleece teams looking to make "deals" instead of losing players to seattle for nothing
I don't think you understand how leverage works. If anything, their GM will be the one getting fleeced. If they need to move players before the start of the next season to make it under the cap, other teams won't have to pay as much. If it were the other way around, and Vegas had tons of cap space and talent, other teams wanting to make a trade would have to offer more.

Could be ulcers. Do you drink every day, or just once in a while?

Your liver is shot m8