OHHH NONNONONONOO

they usually just add de or le to a normal name but sometimes they make up new ones

>just add de or le
imagine your culture being stuck in 2008 rage comics

There's a difference between shock discipline and light physical discipline for your kids so they understand they're wrong. Breaking a fucking 3 year old's arm is not teaching him anything you retarded edgelord.

Based German humor

Clasical historical names are popular choices too. Julius, Marcus, Darius...

goddamn it tyreek

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>Breaking a fucking 3 year old's arm is not teaching him anything
you bet the little shit will think twice about being a smartass next time

Pic related

the only other source I can think of for it is an African Americanization of the Arab name Tariq

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state of darkskin niggas

>CNN
Cringe.

wheres the full audio?

Do a google search for "Tyreek Hill". Literally the first result you lazy nigger.

he won't do whatever he did to get his arm broken again and he's black so it's good to get him used to violence at an early age

As much as I hate CNN, when it comes to women and child beating niggers, they usually don't hold back except for calling the niggers "typical niggers" in their articles.

What's your name? Nigel or some stupid shit like that?

Tyreek Hill is pretty unremarkable as far as black NFL player names go. You get insane D&D fantasy names like Vontaze Burfict and other serious head scratchers like Haha Clinton-Dix

>Barkevious Mingo
>D'Brickashaw Ferguson

fucking kek

Haha is a nickname...

........his real name is Ha'sean.

XDDDDD

You have no idea.

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t. dejamarquoise 'lil d' lejulius washington clay

>white “people”

This is at least taking an established name but being a retarded vegan yoga instructor single mother and doing something stupid for the sake of being unique. Niggers literally seem to play Boggle and let the chips fall where they may.

How about Ndkaomoung Suh and Manti Te'O. All of those Samoan ocean niggers converted to Christianity but they didn't get Christian names.

>disciplining your son is now illegal
And people wonder why half the boys growing up now will be betas and the other half transsexuals.

This. It's Tariq in ebonics

>chest punching and arm breaking are healthy forms of discipline
You know, I'd think you guys were kidding if there weren't so many tryhard fags making these responses, and I can't take you guys shitting on niggers all the time very seriously when half of you have an actual bottom of the barrel nigger mentality and advocate behavior that is below the average nigger.

>discipline
>3 years old
>squaring up on the kid and socking them in the chest
>breaking their arm
What the fuck are you talking about? This is an obscene display of child abuse. There's being a stern disciplinarian and then there is telling a toddler to stand still and take a punch from an adult who's job it is to be as strong as possible.

Tariq is Ebonics.

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>his dad didn't give him blunt force trauma for making too much noise during nap hours
No wonder you grew up to be a such faggot

Wait until the college season starts and all the Texas bandwagoners drool over Lil'Jordan Humphrey.

I live in Milwaukee and see sheboons beat the fuck out of kids

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

nah they beat dey keedz

I like all the "white nationalists" in here perfectly cool with living like a negro.

Makes sense why no one respects you

>you can’t make fun of black people or else you’re a Nazi
>especially black people who beat their kid

Why are Americans so stupid

That's a problem with the english language

Canada I'm out of maple syrup. WTF.

If I can't have maple syrup at my grocery store, what good is your country for?

>Canadian comprehension

This is what happens when you try to adapt Irish phonology to English writting system

>what good is your country for?
Unironically nothing. We just exist.

>Black dad doesn't abandon you at birth
>turns out to be abusive
Such a rich and interesting culture

>what good is your country for?

Poutine

Kek

>his dad didn't give him concussions and broken bones
No wonder you're all anime watching homos

But in all seriousness though he's definitely gone right? They shitcan based Kareem for toe tapping some money hungry thot but surely they won't keep a child beater around?

They'll release him and the Browns will pick him up

that team has no standards

>Not Redskins or Cowboys

>"He's terrified of you!"
>"You need to be terrified of me too, bitch"
Fucking based

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you call that a name?

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or the bengals. ohio teams are desperate

>caitland
>any of those with d at the end

in what fucking universe are these the same as a name ending with a hard 'n'.

I always liked this story I heard about this guy who gave and started to pronounce Ndakumong as Jonathan

Half those name have the Bay Area written all over them

Hockey, Rush, and Poutine. That's about it really.

I dont know why golgoths like NFL players or NBA players feel the need to beat their children. If you're a kid and your 100+ kilo dad raises his voice, you should automatically be scared to death.

also rolling

Yep, that's now canon to me

People commonly raise their children as they were raised themselves. Especially if they credit their upbringing with their current success.

>mah paw gave me a good lickin' as a youngin', look at me now

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>black father
>present in his kids life
im not buying this

Gimmie a good one

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blacks abuse their kids the most, this isnt surprising really

Rollin

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Nigger

Ndamukong Suh is Cameroonian. Anecdotally, I've met a few different Cameroonians and they've all been very nice.

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>tfw have to settle for darsharicious harris

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>Darsharmiah Smith
i dig it

90% of blacks are fucking NFL players

This is a good one

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for me it's Caitlin

Damarius Funyuns
youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>A. A. Ron

rawl

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SHIEEEETTTTT

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Iz a gud boi an need dat name maw fuggin bix nood whitey

He could have had it all

>Vontaze Burfict
Sounds like a Charr name

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How would you know how they act if you, in fact, are not Black? Since when did whoopin' your kids become a crime? Black parents HAVE TO beat their kids because cops / white people will kill us if we get out of line.

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Less go

Quenferterious Williams!

let's go

Shieeeeet

Welcome to Cleveland

White parents are way fucking worse though.

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They sure are, Demetrius III

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I can do this

its a part of their culture
leave him alone

>Baboon Rouge
No surprises there

THIS TYREEKS OF SHIT.

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Jamarondo Johnson

>>he says you hurt his arm
>I didn't

why is everyone calling for him to be immediately suspended?

Rollo

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for me it’s kætlynne

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lets do it

>twitter is more upset about lesean mccoy spoiling endgame than this

>trash one

gimmi a name nigga

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I am the niggerest

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tyrone johnson

>waflaflalfal poverty waflalafla fla systemic oppression waflflaflafla, not really their fault

This is why nothing changes. They have constant excuses for their anti-social behavior, too.

ffs

Oh yeah, because that is what's keeping the Chiefs from winning it all.

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What is this poutine you speak of

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The chiefs really should have been keeping him in a cage in the offseason. Oh well here's to another shitty season.

rollan

>think twice about being a smartass next time
And thus, he will grow up to be silent and mentally retarded because he is to scarred to learn socially.

>deheinrich
>lefritz

Jesus.

Just like my dad: Juan Rafael Vilca Soverro.

Fries, gravy and cheese curds. I think it's disgusting but people seem to love it

Rawllin

Fucking Fox 13 Memphis, of course.

If brady dealt with the whole Hernandez thing then mahomes should be able to deal with this

All names are made up you absolute mong

Rollan

first kareem hunt, now this. chiefs are done

>Since when did whoopin' your kids become a crime?
kek'd

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Jermarquel Jones. Nice.

Niggers used to have normal names in the past, but they’ve gone off the rails

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p.s.
>did this once
>googled name
>actual basketball player

rip

It’s literally 100% guaranteed that Bill Belichick is orchestrating these Chiefs character issue stories

gogo

ahhh the catch 22 of having a black father
50% chance you'll never meet him
vs
50% chance if he does stick around he'll beat you and a lifetime of prison visitations

also if that little 3 year old smart ass didnt want to get punched in the chest he should have let his dad win that game of guess who?
tyreek doesnt know what the fuck sideburns are. little nigga shouldnt have tried to prove he was the smartest nigga in the room if he didnt wanna catch no hands.

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Ay what my name

Lailondo Williams reporting in

damn

Ay oh wazup muh niggas

OOOR

This

There's no other way to raise a niglet except unrelenting violence and terror

nigger

Officially canon now

Based Argentina

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Post of the day.

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let's goo

well okay

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marbevious washingjones

Erika?

rollery

let's go

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sound like a 40k ork spaceship captain

ah ye

So what's the proper spelling of Tyreek? I'll wait.

Me

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>google Vontaze Burfict
>full name is Vontaze DeLeon Burfict Jr
kek, his father had that name and he thought it was a good idea to also give his son that name?

kek

Mahomes doesnt have Brady’s sociopathic mental coolness, nor does he have belichick as a coach to instantly replace these coons with 5th round noname workhorses

D'Brickashaw is honestly a pretty based name

All white NFL when?

They started making up names as a way to develop their own identity and "culture." Something about denouncing the white man

Quenferterious get

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>Laquoondo Jackson

Based trips and must be true

we outchea

Children who are physically abused are more likely to become criminals. Abuse is terrible for mental development.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2771618/
>In this prospective longitudinal study of 574 children followed from age 5 to age 21, the authors examine the links between early physical abuse and violent delinquency and other socially relevant outcomes during late adolescence or early adulthood and the extent to which the child's race and gender moderate these links. Analyses of covariance indicated that individuals who had been physically abused in the first 5 years of life were at greater risk for being arrested as juveniles for violent, nonviolent, and status offenses. Moreover, physically abused youth were less likely to have graduated from high school and more likely to have been fired in the past year, to have been a teen parent, and to have been pregnant or impregnated someone in the past year while not married. These effects were more pronounced for African American than for European American youth and somewhat more pronounced for females than for males.

Today, Argentina was white

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>mfw its real
verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/i-believe-the-question-of-the-blackest-name-ever-has-be-1829596008

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>Tfw my middle name is there

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Wouldn’t surprise me honestly. Dorsey must have eyes on him. With millions of dollars on the line the stupid blabbermouth cunt couldn’t keep her stupid cock sucking mouth zipped. Hardman just got a gear opportunity to shin however.

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She cute

gimme a name

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Veach just replaced Hill and Hunt with 5th round noname workhorses that'll work because Mahomes is Mahomes.

Mahomes is already BFFs with Kelce and the rest of the team, I mean did you see Kelce and Mahomes at Texas Tech game in march madness? Absolutely brothers.

kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article229672194.html

I mean shit, Mahomes is even after the news breaks enjoying himself by riding bulls

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Rollan'

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Quinsharious Brown. I can believe it.

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Quin'Malmiah Robinson. Probably exists

rollin while I'm rollin

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Go

Let's do this.

Madden curse!

Lol

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rolling on a river

Perileo Williams

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Vamos ver.

Rollin

they see me rollin they hatin

>"Tyreek, its John Dorsey of the Cleveland Browns."
>"We heard you're in a bit of legal trouble."
>"How's one year $100,000 sound?"

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Gimme my nigga name

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Question:
Why are black people in the US allowed to invent their own shitty names?
We actually have laws against that in Europe.

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>the niggest nig does some stupid nig shit

no way

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lessgooo

gimme the sauce boss

do me

The names Keith actually and I can say I've never hit my children as they're not feral

for me it kæightlynne

Jammaleo Robinson

muh equality

>forgetting about Kate-Lynn
shiggy diggy

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>jamius
>close to based Jameis
I’ll take it

Yes

>Jamieo Carter

Fuck it, rolling.

It's literally black culture to joke about hitting kids/getting hit as a kid with belts.

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Well John Dorsey is our gm, and I’m starting to notice he doesn’t give a fuck about character flaws if he thinks the player has talent

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This is stupid and racist

CHARGERS OWL CONFIRMED

why not

Based Dorsey

>Lasharicious Brown
nice

>black
>parents

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Where in your thought processes did “punch directly in baby’s chest” become “smack in ass with belt?”

t. Caiteland

yeah there crazy they look after there kids

based and white pilled

Tariq is an Arab name. So is Shakil, which is ebonicised as Shaquille.

Shows how clueless niggers are that they think these names can be a form of black empowerment, when the Arabs were far more prolific in enslaving blacks than whites were.

>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!

It’s all the same to a child’s developing brain.

nigger detected

ok

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Holy shit they finally got the tapes.

Whatever you say, Persius Jones, named after an ancient greek kang, at least your parents have a semblance of education, if only until you actually write it down...

HOLY SHIT

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Rolls.

Adrian Peterson came back to the league and was immediately picked up after his suspension.

uuuuu

rolando

DINDU, WUZ GUD, DINDU BOI

*smacks lips*

rolling for Permalius Williams

>Hey ya'll, I think Reek will get a 2 game suspension...

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GIMME DAT NAME, YO

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