/f1/ - Formula One General - >Azerbaijani Manhole Edition

twitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/1121722164984590341
new chassis for russell.

Italian commentator literally called them "charlatans", kek.

Stawpit

Imagine this being the 1000th race

>F2 qualifying will not start as scheduled at 1500 due to ongoing safety checks around the circuit

Fuck you Baku

Sounds like to rules are bad. There should be an exception for this cause of the damage.

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Imagine start the new 1000 series with this one.

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>trying to scam Williams fans
stop, they are punished enough as it is

twitter.com/PowerfulChip/status/1121724393493815297

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Oon tää kissa

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kek totally agreed. I can't go work on time because of traffics and also I can't find a time to fuck my favorite whore because she works in Hilton. Probability sucked every bong dicks over there

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>Willingly giving away money

what's going on here?

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of course it just had to be williams
pottery

that dog has kimmi's face really look closely

I don't want to

>bakustreet
>21 h ago
was it him who loosened the manhole cover?

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FKino quali at 1530 local time

So just under 40 bings

Kino in 7?

it was leclerc unironically.

Marshal webm from last bread

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Someone's got a folder for this...

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Its in less than 5 mins pal

da

*slips*

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kek our wagecucks except they don't even get paid

>The absolute state of FIA and baku

It's not.
Been rescheduled.

williams is cursed

>footbridge collapses
>dozens of dead spectators
>well done baku

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Currently blasting at William's
youtube.com/watch?v=_wvhrRb3oU0

fia don't control trucks or track, they tell the idiots what to do

bakuke

>oiloverload.wemb

now imagine if that bridge collapses during the race and mercs who run 1-2 ram the debris

>wemb
Unironicall, I'm pretty retard

Very aesthetic.

>baku is well-doneing before well-doneing was even supposed to happen
well done baku

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absolutely hilarious
wasnt even funny 2 years ago

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KINO

Who is this race's Charlie? Still Masi?

More like
>Ham and Bot 1-2 pass the bridge seconds before it collapses
>Both Ferraris smash the debris at 370km/h, as well as the rest of the field
>Hamlel wins by forfeit and thanks the fans as well as the team

Hi, it's me, Ayrton Senna. Make sure to pre-order F1® 2019 | ‘Legends Edition: Senna and Prost’ today!

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>Thanks williams as well and calls it a second team effort

Fugg, those sidepods look wrong

youtu.be/RdZCzULXFF4

>Williams survives the carnage by being too slow to kill their drivers

>youtu.be/F5f87xjg-m4

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>Checks of drain in question showed an issue beneath the fitting which couldn't have been detected ahead of FP1.

Bullshit

Charlie tier excuse desu

totally not pregnant again

vehículo caca

tfw no polish edition
why do the ferrari and mclel look like a shit shop job?

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this actually fits fp1

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who was it this time?

sirotkin.

It still looks like shit with that lightning, Code should learn about F1CE

>Races with less FP time has been kino last year
>Baku is kino by definition
What is to expect on Sunday?

Frank. He saw how hard she fucked up his team and mustered all the strength he had left to do her

I'll take it, at least this is entertaining.

To win Psoe and UP to make a goverment

youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw

the absolute state of bart

>bart

Somebody blocking the castle section

But is F2 career mode being added

Fuck PSOE, Podemos and UP.

If you genuinely think PSOE and UP are a good idea with their policies in mind please off yourself and keep politics away from sp

Only question left is: will it be Fat John or the crippled Polack?

Fuck off, faggot.

That's Wendell Borton you retard.

nibber finally gets senna'd

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too easy

>I was just pretending to be retarded

Albon.

Strulovitch

>I was just pretending to be retarded

Please keep politics away from Yea Forums and /F1/ and especially parties like PSOE, Podemos and UP

get baited, acciddentally replies to himself

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

FKINO IS GO

he just got double the (you)s from you, who truly got baited?

it only took 3 races

Where's Acestream Aussie?

>#blessed

not me, he provided me joy

>FKINO epic music/action zone starts
>alex forgets he has a job to do
already off to a good start

F2 starting boys

OH FUGG FORGOT RELENTLESS
Fucking mobile p

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wtf happened in FP1? why did nobody do any laps? rain?

>falling for the oldest bait in the book

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Please god let Davide be here for the race.

Pls
Pls
Pls

ace link anywhere?

was it poo engineer on illot's radio?

>Mahaveer Raghunathan will be forced to start the Baku Feature Race from the Pit Lane. The penalty comes after the Indian driver failed to stop for weighing during this morning's Free Practice, when signalled to do so by the red traffic light.

He may just be the worst driver ever.

>Galel

>not using inspect element to edit out a (You)

Reminder that /f1/ is still relentless
Turns out I'm a retardo forgetting that the last time I made a mobile OP was last year

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>Villeneuve is doing Porsche 911 cup on Ring Knutstorp next weekend
>It’s a 13h drive 1200km

>tune in
>session stopped
this is gonna be a theme of this weekend isn't it

>These marshals

Christ alive

23b0fee9900985104bf9dd9d23bc3ff46b7fca07
just get morningstreams account already

>Marshals are now getting run over

Some one is dying this weekend

what happened?

baku ? , , , more like BAKA, haha
[(it means baka)shakingmyhead]

fuck
this
hellhole
and
its
incompetent
fucking
mudslime
marshals

hahahahaha

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thanks igor

hopefully some driver, but marshall will do the trick just fine

poo on the track.

>Giving Henno shekels
Thanks for the link though

>that kfc helmet with chicken on top and a bucket image in the sides making the helm look like a giant bucket

Amazing

You're not fooling anyone here

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what were they thinking?

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BAHKOO

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>all this "cursed weekend" foreshadowing

Someone is dying this weekend.

underrated

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>gaylel

Not Henno, some finnish autist.

WELL DONE BAKU

Truly cursed, to think this guy represented my country now.

J A G O N Y A
A Y A M

>it's still only day 1

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>Just making a slighly joke about our political situatios cuz he mentioned this sunday
>Goes defensive against Psoe and UP
Smells like someone doesn't like Socialdemocracy ;)

Camps did Valencia's F1 disaster to avoid off topic

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hahahahhahahahahahha

Did he died?

>Leclerc is a future world champion!

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>my country
okay buddy

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>schumacher +1,3

RIP his ankle

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Why didn't they just fly in a Bunch of marshalls from England. Isn't Azerbaijan swinni g in Oil money?

Holy shit, that's more brutal than most of rekt viedos lol

Nah just hate more unnecessary and inefficient government. Already don't like having to renew my passport at the Spanish embassy even though it's only once every 5 years the service is godawful and horrendous

What now you Frog fuck?

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not yet

How do you like your Baku?

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Oil money rarely does a country any good, look up Dutch Disease.

Well, yeah, I'm from wkwkland. It's just this ISP that gives unknown location.

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Business idea: rocket boosters instead of DRS

No VR, no buy.

nerve gas?

good

>you can be Senna or Prost in career mode
>no Schumacher

Fuck Codemasters. How hard would it be to at least include Schumi's helmet design?

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did they just ask people off the streets to help out?

I was more worried about the guy on the left tripping over his shoe lace and being run over. Thank Allah he's alive.

Dubs and we get another Imola '94.

They have pitstop in that angled position now? Isn't it dangerous?

It was Gelael's fault.

They were pushing him away and he decided to use it as a push start.

> sand people

KINO

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>Well done
>Still a bit of Pink inside

Yeah right

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based avenger
CHRISTDOM WILL PREVAIL

he's right you know

HOLY BASED

Weld on

I can still look them in de eye and eat them later

fwark, she deserves a rough anal tonguefuck

reminder codies make garbage sims, and F1 2019 still won't have VR support

Have they genuinely improved the graphics by a mile or is this just a bullshot?

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nah this is a le mans '55 situation

gimi >D

What's that book in front of her? Kitap? asking for myself

(((our guy)))

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"game engine footage" bullshit

>host GP in corrupt 3rd world countries
>be surprised when everything is shoddily thrown together in a rush job including track safety

It's obviously a pre-rendered photoshopped image, they even say it's not "final car models" which is gamedevspeak for "it's just a pretty promo image"

>Pre-release material
>Never not a bullshot

Looks like an RTX demo.

>How do you like your Baku?
on!!

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Dirt Rally 1 was ok-good, and Dirt 2 got bullied into VR support that arrives in June or so. But yeah, if F1 2019 doesn't include VR after all this time, they can go fuck themselves.

>Bullshot
Look at the nose of the Merc, defo bullshot

Actually corrupt countries are usually good at organizing global events that will shine on them in a positive light. Just look at Russia.

In fact, Baku itself was handled perfectly fine in the previous years, the track itself is just a little crazy.

Veri bussiness important poll

strawpoll.me/17887947
>strawpoll.me/17887947
strawpoll.me/17887947
>strawpoll.me/17887947

>they even say it's not "final car models" which is gamedevspeak for "it's just a pretty promo image"

No, it means that they are using the generic F1 2019 car model they have for multiplayer/custom liveries for all the cars in promotional materials because the real car models are not ready yet.

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What was wrong with Canada?

Marshalls in Hanoi will hide in holes and only come out to push cars in the back.

Summery of 1001 books so she could undersand when she talks with men of power for later sucking sessions

>Russia is corrupt

What's it like believing the Western narrative?

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Weld on
Weld on
Weld on
Weld until your dreams come true

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H O N D A

>Russia is not corrupt
What's it like believing shameless Russian propaganda?

>wasting your life away on games
>ruining your dopamine receptors and reward system with games

Enjoy you're codeshit games

Says the guy whose country arrested and deported a whistle blower and journalist.

>BASEDMACHER

>More than 1 second between 1st and 4th

Damn that actually looks sick!

>side to side qualifying finish, both on top tier position just after previous pole setter
kino

>matsushita first
FIELD IS ABSOLUTE SHIT THIS SEASON

> you're
nice one toothpaste

>calderon +3.6s

so this is the power of female drivers? at least she beat useless poo in a loo, i guess

i'd like to ride suzuki

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angry schumi pics are kino

>The state of the poo in a loo

streamable.com/hdzfw

Honestly would not be surprised if he ended up killing someone.

Did Baku learn nothing from Stallone?
youtube.com/watch?v=nJRDOWOhoHA

>Baku itself was handled perfectly fine in the previous years
what? what about those plastic bags?

kek, the race didn't even start and it's already the best f1 weekend of this season. I can't wait for sunday. They should race Baku more often

are you new?

>How hard would it be to at least include Schumi's helmet design

It's easy. Start a Twitter account with a convincing looking logo and a few fake supporting posts under a name of a bogus foundation for brain injury recovery research, and tweet to them that it's "disappointing" that persons suffering from brain injuries are invisible from society, and disenfranchised, and that perhaps they'd feel differently if they - heaven forbid - ever had a loved one suffer a traumatic head injury. Be polite, but extra pithy.

You now remember one deaded marshall by cunt, Nick nearly passing over a fallen marshall, or another ones trying to push a dnf car on the exit of the 1st corner.

>what about
Typical russian shill

what the fuck

Shut the fuck up, bigots. He was 2nd in AutoGP behind only Luis Michael Dörrbecker and he won his class in BOSS GP. He has earned his place on the grid.

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>his engineer has to tell him to turn the steering wheel
yikes

>"You have to turn the steering wheel"

Honestly we could replace him with the Ox world champion and he would do better.
He doesn't even know how to drive a car.

Damn I wish this funny shit happened in qualy.

I can't trust photo mode

Should stick to being an Uber driver.

Did Schumacher have one great rival like Senna/Prost? Maybe Häkkinen? Or Lapis?

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Who can stop Baku?

Barrichello

Damon Hill

Rocks Off-Piste.

national economics

>tfw can't watch kino fp

‘The Schumacher Estate’ probably wanted too much Money for his likeness, why else would they keep him Oxygenated?

A rock

>Modern F1 games dont sell because F1 has faggot social media drivers and hybrid engines so we have to go back to the old days to sell our destroyed series now

F1 is finished and you fucks aren't doing it any favours by continuing to watch it, let it die already so theres a chance it can be reborn and go back to when we had real drivers and real cars and wasn't pushing a marxist ideology

forbes.com/sites/csylt/2017/11/12/formula-ones-net-loss-accelerates-to-160-million/#1dd5791b5665

f1i.com/news/331676-formula-1-suffers-68m-loss-in-2018-despite-revenue-increase.html

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Convert to two wheels and watch MotoGP.

>Schumacher qualifying 6th

That's better than I expected. Here's hoping he doesn't take too long figuring out them Pirellis.

>Spaniards can't into Latin

Codemasters F1 games sell very well, the only reason they are doing that extra stuff is to squeeze more money from people by abusing nostalgia. Better than EA/WB-tier microtransactions still.

Even is this game doesn't look this good, F1 2018 with a GP2 career startoff is kino as fuck

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based

:DD

stop this man!

is this real?

>+10

STATE

Utter embarrassment for all us Poos

haha who knew I was posting with absolute jokers in this thread :DD xD

fuck this I'm out, back to motorsports general

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rip interlagos.

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Why do they keep making city tracks REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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have sex. deah to mana and carrie.

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Its not a city track, if you are talking about street circuits

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how can one man be this stupid

should williams just be put down?
this is hard to watch
do they even have a replacement floor?

I hope it flops

fcuk rio de janeiro and the favela culture
fuck globo

>another Tilke track.
Like that's better

what is it with Baku and killing Williams cars? Bottas's car got annihilated in 2016 FP1 by a drain cover

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o kurwa

But they also want to make a street circuit for indycar

twitter.com/MCrivella/status/1060261496012374016?s=19

hahahahahaahahhah

>tractorcunt killing bridges now
Why is he keep getting away with it?

What's the elevation here like?

Based

Is spinning the rear out not an option?

Do you know what, fuck this I've had enough! GETTING rid of all the best circuits for SHITTY NU-F1 faggot city "tracks" which are all SHIT, someone fly a plane into Tilkes house NOW

baku baku to jest skład

[HUE INTENSIFIES]

helmet wants to fuck gasly

next red flag when?

the new race director is an aussie :DDDD

here's the full resolution (9362px*6623px)
s.glbimg.com/es/ge/f/original/2018/06/04/imagem_4.jpg

looks bretty based

kek

it is but he's an idiot who would crash into the wall if he tried and probably kill a marshall in the process

damn bottas swag as fuck

>drift touch +1000

:D

>williams in flintstones-mode is faster than normal mode
wow.

why won't he just go to rallying or some drifting?

>they're still pushing the straight line advantage narrative

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>Kvyat is 25 years old
why does time fly so fast ;_;

holy shit, i remenber he was 19yo prodigy and then 21 an then 22yo

why why why why why so fast time goes :(

globoesporte.globo.com/motor/noticia/projeto-quer-tornar-local-cedido-para-autodromo-do-rio-em-area-de-protecao-prefeitura-pode-vetar.ghtml
>Project wants to make place assigned to race track of Rio in protection area; City Hall can veto
>City Council of Rio de Janeiro approved in the first instance a bill to make the Camboatá Forest, a place in the neighborhood of Deodoro where the Prefecture intends to make the new circuit, an Environmental Protection Area

fucking damn it

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i feel like he was 22yo just previous season...
apparently he was 22yo three seasons ago...

>Hello and welcome, here's why Ferrari is the team to beat despite three Mercedes 1-2 in a row

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Recently at the gym I was looking at girls and they looked like they could have been my daughters. Then it hit me that I'm getting old.
In my 30s now :(

lmao

I'm Russian, you know, just working in Finland now. I've seen Russian corruption first-hand.

>Dani has steering issue

Poor Kvyat

AND ANOTHER GREAT DRIVE BY LEWIS HAMILTON
back to you Ted

That podium finish by Stroll was paid in blood.

>tilkedrome

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Did Magnussen just go 392 km/h on a fucking street circuit or am I hallucinating?

YES CROFTY I AM AT TURN THREE THAT FERRARI LOOKS PLANTED
Back to you Crofty

business idea: remove the run-off area at the end of the straight

You know Hulk could have adquired 1 podium last year

>Lelminton

Does Bottas have split personality disorder?

What personality?

Punished and unpunished

gimi

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cra$h

>lekek

>stroll
jesus christ

>Troll

WELL DONE BAKU

rip LE

>$troll

Is he still looking for his Foreskin?

>Stroll

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WELL DONE BAKU

>stroll

>karun chadkock

>3 (THREE) RED FLAGS

>loll

which f1 driver triggered red flag the most?

STRULELVICH

stroll exposed

more like drive better am i rite guis
:DDDDDDDD

This HAS to be stroll last year right??

>literally no free practice sessions before qualifying
ALL OF MY YES

Maldonado seems like a safe bet

guess he gotta stroll back to the pits now :^)

Verstappen at it again! Making chaos! Showing the world he is a shit driver! Why is this fucker still in F1?

I wonder how Toto will keep up the Underhunden narretive

he is tho

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Digits decide who is the next victim of this clusterfuck of a circuit

Just tuned in, red flag. What happened?

>1

Just tuned in, what was done and was it done well?

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fat john

your mom

some paydriver fugged up

>kicking safety-barriers into shape
never change, baku

roalin

Zigged when he should have zagged.

WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG? WHY BRING THE CAR BACK TO PITS WITH A CRANELESS FLATBED?

Stroll went for a stroll

fuck Emirates
t. Stroll

Hamilton

>kubica
JUST

Yeah! Fuck the goblin

Lewis

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the car is strolling around desu

leclerc

No, just different firmware. Sometimes gets OTA'd right during the race.

AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LEVWL OF DISORGANISATION

The Flatbed with the Crane got fucked in FP1

Emu's getting exposed

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Because they broke the crane in FP1

>didn't want to hit the bridge with the cranes
>now can't get the car off the truck
the STATE of this race

/f1/ runs Yea Forums

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Digits and he'll get shot from a balcony by frank

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Based

Kek wills it

holy shit how she dates kvyat
he is fucking ugly

>redditor mods destroy Yea Forums by enforcing reddit general culture
>/f1/ is the main benefactor

no-one is surprised la

>it's a crofty complaining about the weekend format and rules again episode

>junior checo
>bald junior webber

we have a problem

>has power, money and its a f1 driver
Why NOT date him?
>also, you dont need to have a good look to date

F U C K Denmark

Just watch the pit lane channel.

Just raw audio feed

>miss breaking so you can do spins
Who /devilish/ here?

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she is pretty and has more options tho

Death to Crofty

LeClerc FLYING

Imagine pic related but with HUL and LEC.

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She's the daughter of Nelson Piquet. As a racing driver Daniil reminders her of her dad so he's automatically super hot to her.

JA RÖT MACHINEN IST DIE FASTEREST

Julia Piquet dates that russoscum ?

why does the gearing on the williams sound so odd?

please make gas quicker than ver all weekend

nostrilman

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Kelly
she is pregnant
motorsport.uol.com.br/f1/news/conheca-o-poliglota-e-metaleiro-daniil-kvyat-pai-do-neto-de-nelson-piquet/4356204/

Kelly Piquet.

And she is preggers with his child

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Am I getting baited by sandbags or are Ferrari actually that fast

he's just missing a tip nose

How much to urinate on a prostitute in Baku?

It would seem that Mercedes are behind, and therefore ze underdogs, no?

You can probably do it for free if you're sneaky enough.

Gosh she looks like Julia.
Nelson and his fucking 7 kids FFS
That man had no chill

of course they are, they have the slowest car on the grid after all

I need them to know that they're being paid specifically to be degraded.

ferrari is in quali mode with rear wing
mercedes is in race mode

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Cute

>be underdog
>win everyrace
Wonder how long they will try to keep that narrative alive

have sex

mamma mia

I'm saving myself for a cute japanese magical girl desu

holy fuck these retards from sky pushing a ferrari weekend AGAIN just so when lol hamilton wins its wow what a comeback

Super qt couple

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Why hasn't Kvyat set a time? Too busy squeezing milk out of Kelly's teats?

Steering issue.

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HAAAAAAAAAAA
NONONO

HUL only gets Hard for under 18

need the halo shopped out desu lads.

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>GAS
ok, when is he out of the car?

Is that a euphanism?

Yikes @ Pierre

It is all so tiresome. When Merc does their qualy practice in FP3 Crofty will just cream his pants
>Just WHERE did this extra pace come from, the engineers must have figured something out last night
>This is totally unexpected if you look at their times in FP1 and 2
>There's a difference between qualification laps and race pace, but still... we just didn't see this coming

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>gasly

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Also yes to the milk thing

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Gasly out. Albon in.

>gassy

>GAS

>3 pt turn
lel

>Retardo

>BRAKES ON FIRE

>Retardo
>Forgot to retard his car before turning

>Poo in a loo strategy

Shittiardo

Cheers btw.

Seriously, how is Gasly not sacked yet?

yes

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HAHA LOOK MERCS .7 DOWN TOTO WAS RIGHT FERRARI 1-2 THIS WEEKEND :)

because helmet has a crush on him

Sexual favours for Christian

>Can't do a chad donut to turn the car around
>Can't even do a virgin 3-point turn

Christian Horny

The 2nd redbull car is cursed, haunted by Ricciardo's hopes and dreams.

I'm still rooting for the underdogs, I think maybe they have a chance if Lewis and Valtteri are lucky and have some stellar performances

Ric using batman voice now?

why not japs in f1 anymore?

I miss them

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Would be truly inspirational if they somehow overcame such adversity.

>Aston Marton Tag-Heure Honda Racing

>no martin

Shall be viewing this muted come the race.

Strulovich Racing-Point Force India Cosworth Mercedes

>gio 10
>rai 12
w-woah

>Ferrari Floor "Flick-ups"

Ja for sure ze pace of das rote car is amazing, ze red team did a wunderbar Job on the car und vvi are ze definite Unterhunden.

*Q3 end with merc 1-2, 0.6s clear of 3rd place*

Ah, nein nein, vvi were just a bit lucky but natürlich we have to worry about ze rotes car and don't forget das Rotes Bull with ze honda upgrade ja? It will be a schwer race for sure

>no martin

Shall be enjoying this race at last

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LETS GO FERRARI, I'M RETARDED I REALLY THINK THEY CAN TURN AROUND THIS SEASON AND BECOME CHAMPIONS.

HOLY SHIT ME TOO

>Massa crashing in shakedown

Felipe pls

death to anime.

CAM ON 'RARI

Everybody hates you, Scott Speed

>I watch races in a vacuum, I don't let the season standings effect my expectations

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Teams are racist.

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no

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how is locking up real ?
like just release the brakes

Nice latebraking

i like red car!
red car go vroom! :DDD

BLYAT

CYKA

Happy birthday, Daniil

Gasly > Kvyat

CYKA BLYAT

toped'oh!

But silver is vroomer =0

BLYAT!

KEKVYAT

CYKA!

Blyat fucked it

>Red flag

TORPEDO CRASHES IN THE WALL AND SETS THE BAKU CIRCUIT ON FIRE

BLYAT

Dammit Kvyat why

People said there'd be no memes in Baku...

yep, he matured soooo much during his off year

jej

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BLYAT

ALLAH KORUSUN

>still rating Kvyat instead of Gasly

I heard Honda added about 20 HP to their Power Units.
Are they faster than Merc yet?

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back to the garage for some milking

>kvyat is great and will replace gasly come Spain!

t. /f1/

BYLAT

that fucking ghost dust crawling there beside the medical car

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You heard wrong because their new engine has only reliability upgrades

Blyat out your candles or wheels, Daniil

yes, merc is the underdog in this race, just watch

>not drinking rich energy

You're only pushing that narrative because you're terrified that based lad Kvyat will get his Red Bull seat back and BTFO Amx.

Merc is the slowest engine.

>Despite the lack of mileage thanks to FP1 being canned and only 15 laps on the board in FP2, Daniel Ricciardo's Friday running is over. The Renault driver's session has come to an end because he's used up his allocation of tyres.

Well he's still further up the FP2 leaderboard than Gasly

gasly a shit

check tyre usage

mercs comeback is gona be ebin! :DDD

t. Toto

I bet you're fun at parties.

Exposed as a tire babby

>He doesn't think ve are ze unterhunden

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How is that even a relevant response?

WATCH YOUR CRANE TRUCK-KUN

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And only 0.4 off Verstappen.

Kino

I have unironically discussed Formula 1 tire memes at a party.

The thumbnail made me think of a woman with a leash

It was a joke, lad. No need to interrupt it with fact.

based

>t. reddit

>he doesn't have several friends that also watch F1

Säd! Many such cases.

Kievyat, Ruiner of Races

Merc engine 20 HP behind everyone else

>German has a tin-foil wrapped bondage fetish
I'm not surprised

They do have a small performance upgrade, but not 20hp

That's impossible. McLaren have the best chassis on the grid, so the engine must be the problem.

NEW THREAD

At least.
Merc have a terrible chassis and have suceeded through sheer luck and great driving alone.

Improve your jokes

toto, why are you in greece?

jej saved. perfect meme for the occasion