Columbus Bluejackets @ Boston Bruins Game 1 Thread #1

>>Boston will never have good college sports
They have good professional teams. I don't think they give a fuck about kids sports.

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kek

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>Jerked off
>My foot was acting weird as I was cumming
>horrible muscles spasms and pain for the next few minutes

What the fuck?

OH NO NO NO

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Big brain GM

>college sports
LMAO@(You) Cletus

It's time.

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College sports have much more passion and tradition since everyone on the team decided on that team, they weren't drafted. You wouldn't understand

Got me' meat pie, got me pint
cAm on you teds, scar sum fAckin goals

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his name sounds like an italian mexican fusion food item

YES! I AM A FAN OF THE BOSTON BRUINS.

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D R I N K W A T E R

All Teds assemble

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...

I really really hate the city of Boston

havin' some thoughts

If the blue jackets win tonight I'll post my sister's feet

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Based!

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If Jackets win I will post my kitty

Based Ellen poster.

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might need to make a new list hmm

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Imagine being a fan of a Boston team, the most bandwagon city of all time

>tfw no Jack

Go Teds beat the bad guys.
Did anything get posted other than the balls and the cat?

*kneels*

he's a big guy

here comes the UNIT

Disgusting all of the good teams are out of these “playoffs”

Boston's singer:
youtube.com/watch?v=_SwrKDwSRaE

Large kid desu

Canada asked his crush out in French

We really do have the best anthem, name a better one

You cannot

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Hockey newfag here.
Why Ted?

sharpie up pooper did, and someone posted their ass cheeks.

the (X)'s on the right mark anons delivering.
I think a collage is being made but we're still waiting on Bracketnon shaving and the elusive mommy's feet.

Ay yo hol up, hol up...where is oh canada?

>Thinking that by having Peter Griffin sing the national anthem, they can beat the Teds.
Heh

FUCK TORONTO
FUCK MONTREAL
FUCK VANCOUVER
GO BRUINS

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bruins are sad and pathetic
compared to the big bad bluejackets

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FUCK the star spangled banner

a poster called Ted from Akron was a BJ fan

This game needs a fight

I haven't been on /hoc/ all day. I'll scan the threads for it now.
Thanks for the info

I posted it in another thread

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Would prefer neck and clavicle desu

LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO

Autism from the greatest city in the world

good lord the teds are awful
5 game sweep incoming

Fucking based, bravo l’ami

Translation sil vous plai

LETS GO TEDS

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Based

incredibly high iq post

Lotta big hits early

FINALLY

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who /fuckthebruins/ here?

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That’s not a sweep though...

I can't even begin to imagine the eternal depression that must come with living in a flyover state.

>sweep
>5 games

t. newfaggot

Literally everyone who isn't a bruins fan.

based! thank you and good luck

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newfag cringe

Go back

ya thats what he said. you stupid or somethin?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Teds looking /shook/ rn

>DEFEN SEMEN

Holy shit. I thought hockey players beating the shit out of each other was a meme.

This is great

B's look fast. Getting worried, Teds

sweeps can only be completed at home m8

/nesn/bros how many dinners are you on right now? This is just my sixth.

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I think the Teds win a physical series

>Comfyness
>Cool and collected weather
>Not too hot not too cold
>Family values
>Christian
>Conservative

I can't imagine living in your tranny coast state, makes me wanna fucking puke

cringe

Nope I'm pulling for beantown this series

OH NO NO NO

As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that it is so bad it stops affecting you. You stop remembering how wonderful life is in a civliized place until you go back there.

judging by the first 4 minutes it appears that the lightning were truly shit

>knee hit called
Toronto fans on suicide watch

That's a 1 game minimum suspension

I bet you're one of those faggots who won't call a cute dog a puppy because it is too old

>Columbo Jew Faggots

what a fucking flop

>Bombston

Thank fuck I don’t live in that shithole. Btw thanks for Elizabeth Warren, your entire state is a cesspool

>I need to ask if you want to celebrate with me, I got 5/8 on my predictions
>I'm free on the 8th

>Christian
>Conservative
Sounds awful

Have I missed anything?

this lmao

You forgot about the vast quantities of cheap property

Enjoy hell, you deserve it

>tfw no Cape Cod

cringe

Shouldn't you be dilating?

Blow Jackets getting BTFO early

if the jackets win, i will post office

BASED AND MIDWESTPILLED

Ohio is a fucking wasteland lmao

Reddit is the other way

This is too true everyone's fat and degenerate but somehow think they're the shit and you eventually just stop caring about your own life

Based. Good luck on your date user.

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You forget everyone is borderline retarded, morbidly obese, and ugly as fuck.

TOO MUCH MAN

>Boston hill billy opioid addicts
>Muh Irish heritage
>muh southie

Name a bigger shit hole than Boston

lol, boston cheers for a penalty on broons

>living in a liberal state
Don't respond to me again inferiors

>too many men
why is boston so bad at line changes

No watch the game

you gonna fuck her doggystyle so you can watch the game LMBO

there are no men in booston

can we please stop this shit? it really isn't funny anymore and anyone who joins in should feel bad about themselves.

California

Based bob keeping the teds in the game

your mom's pussy

Thank you based "I've seen like 3 movies about Boston" poster.

shut up hill billy

hard to muster a comeback when we know absolutely nothing about you.

>southie
No one even knows what the fuck that is

>ted

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Obesity and retardation is in the South, only place more attractive than average is So-Cal.

hill billy

Teds PP is very soft

>too many men
>americans counting

bob still standing on his head
teds need to wake up
game 1 against tampa all over again

name 1 (one) player from massajewshits

do they really have double decker dogs?

Cleveland

I honestly whole heartedly would kill myself if I lived in a gay state like Massachusetts

for those unaware, this is an attempt at humor.

Tom Bradley

Teds JUSTing all over the ice rn

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2bqh with you friend this was really uncalled for and kinda mean

Charlie Coyle
Matt Grzelcyk

Jeremy Roenick

user you cant be serious

boston is a good place to be a student desu

>GEE TED TWO WIENERS????

Coyle

me

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO TED

F

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S

Imagine living in a place where having a speech impediment is considered an "accent."

If Boston wins the cup I don’t consider it an American win

hockey is for everyone

No, we have skyline chilli dogs and they are amazing

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Charlie Coyle (Weymouth)
but no really mass is like the 2nd biggest NHL player producer in the country

Fucking Bob is all alone out there man

I want a double dog now, thanks

Tony Amonte

Torts himself actually

based wisconsin

So we can all agree the jackets are frauds

Based boberry

interesting, didn't know that one

hot dogs are based

dey got book smahts in the Ivy Leagues and street smahts out in Southie.

Bobrovsky jesus fucking christ

Teds looks really rusty

Got my buzz on, smoking some 420 in the beautiful state of Colorado while watching these fucking faggot teams before the Avs play tomorrow. Life is good, getting better all the time. Also.. why are you hockey faggots so pretentious? I've liked hockey all my life, and you guys in these threads are always so mean to newer people who might have an interest. I don't want to think of us as some kind of exclusive club. Thats elemenatary!!!

>CBJ getting outplayed this severely
I told you all they're not good and you wouldn't listen.

>not even 10 minutes
>frauds
Yikes at the band wagons

Thought it was
1. Minnesota
2. Michigan

>Skyline chilli dog
>Chili with beans on spaghetti on a hotdog
Absolutely disgusting

Skyline is shit and Cincinnati is north Kentucky

>Florida North talking shit about the City of Champions

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Skyline is incredibly based and also not chilli but that's okay because it's delicious

look at dis dood

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>this team swept tampongay
jesus that series was truly an expose

teams that sweep always are pretty rusty desu

Teds?

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Shut the fuck up you faggot Boston will tire out playing like this

Hahaha what the fuck is this

maybe but mass is easily among them

lets see those numbers after this powerplay

it's a Boston penalty, Doc, you old retard

friendly reminder that the ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class

They're still powering up.

F150

Seethe more

well >we produce a lot of nhl and mlb players, but virtually 0 nba players and the occasionally rare nfl player

I STAND ALONE

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>One team is fresh from a game two nights ago, one played 7 days ago
Look they may start slow but to say they will keep playing slow is dumb

>if we can't kill our babies on a whim, its literally like being slaves
women were a mistake

Michigan has like 10 NHL players right now. It's not relevant anymore

Oh look, the blue jackets suck dick

Its cheese and chili on a hotdog with mustard and onions, very very based

>Fiat

Bruins fans sit down to pee

The fuck was that penalty? Refpuck already?

>f150
>luxurious
[laughs in ram]

OH NO NO NO NO NO

TED BTFO
E
D

B
T
F
O

OH NO NO NO NO

REEEEEEEEEE

Hot dog, Chilli themed sauce and a shitload of mild cheddar. Amazing combo.

It’s over

lmao did Marchand just get thrown out as a winger?

I STAND ALONE

NOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

oof

>teds
YIKES

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHORYTY

>TEDS
>BOBBY

this is probably gonna be another short series

ACCIARI SHORTIE

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SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

yikes

ted more like ded lmao

YIKES
we're fucked

THE COLLECTIVE OF TED

useless africoon

RUINS IN 3

Nearly 50 minutes left, This feels familiar

AAAAAND IT BEGINS

Back to being the poo jackets ha ha

>teds
it begins

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AHAHAHAHAHHA SHORTY

>Hates FCA
Absolute shit taste in cars

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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The Tampon Bay Lightning died so Boston can win another Cup

This post didnt age well

LETS
GO
BRUINS

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>excuses
Bruins in 4.

this is like game 1 against tampa, not even worried

Fucking jeopardy is being pre empted tomorrow for the NFL draft

Were blots just SO shit??

Enjoy it boston. that's gonna be their only goal of the series.

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Holy kek we scored while we were down a man

why do the bs have more defensive shape on the PK than the Teds have in 5v5?

LET'S RUN THE NUMBERS, FOLKS

TAMPA SCORED SHORTHANDED TOO

HOWD THAT TURN OUT

>Finnish goaltending

Try 42. 29 with over 100 games played.

Yes. I say this as a Blots fan

Perhaps I was hasty

can someone explain the 'ted' meme to me? i'd appreciate one non-bullshit response.

still shit

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>Tampa in 4
Heard it before

What are you all having to eat tonight? For me, it pistachios and vodka for now. Pot roast in a bit.

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Ted is a Blue Jackets fan that lives in Akron. Smokes weed lives in a disgusting house and post dick pics when the Jackets lose

I prefer Goldstar over Skyline.

How did this team beat the blots?

reminder that rest isn't good

The blightning also didn't know how to pressure anyone all series which is Boston's standard game all the time

Known poster in /hoc/ named Ted sudoku'd, he was a jackset fan

>Half of those 42 are AHL fodder or basically retired.
Might have underestimated a little but it's still shit for being the "2nd" best state for hokki

GO BROONS

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Whatever you say pusy

ted will be unbanned soon enough, he can tell you himself or you can go to akron

Holy KEK THE BLUE JACKETS SUCK

Ahahahaha

I'd be ready to kill myself if I was a lightning fan

Which Canadian Province has the most/best players

That was close

has ted even spent one actual minute in the broons zone? this is embarrassing lmao

CBJ isn't a cup contender and you'll find out the hard way. There's a reason the reaction to Tampa collapsing mostly was laughing at the Bolts choke, not celebrating CBJs skill.

Ted was down 3-0 in the first period vs blots. Calm down trust me.

Ontario

Ontario
t.from Quebec

I'm a Boston lifelong, i've just remembered

who are you trying to convince pusy

can't wait to hear your bullshit excuses after taking the L tonight and after the next three games. humiliation on home ice incoming for the Cinderella Petticoats

TED
ARE YOU THERE

CAN YOU HEAR ME

desu I think the real production isn't necessarily Michigan born talent, but Little Caesars™ development program

true, but the big difference between tampa and boston is that boston is a lot more atuned to handle the rough physical playstyle than them, it's probably their forte really

tampa is more akin to a better version of toronto with super scoring speed, which is why they were such a tough matchup for boston

the bruins are fucking good

29 have more than 100 games played, that's not "AHL fodder." The fourth state on has 26 total, which includes their "AHL fodder." I'm not the guy who claimed Michigan is number 2, but it is pretty clearly in the top 3 and above Massachusetts.

thanks lads. shit, if this is true, the team should officially change its name out of respect.

t-trust me guys...

j-just need to shake the rust off

The bruins are a better team and wont lose faith if down. Trust me

Are all Boston fans assholes or just you?

good ol hardworkin ontariyah boys

I hope Ted is watching this game in heaven right now

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Its all part of the plan

Ted is alive and well

James up big again on Jeopardy boys

I thought MI was 2, actually surprised my home state is #2 desu, but I'm also this guy

Get a load of this fucking pussy

based

>He says anxiously
Just like the laffs going >SSM8

gonna need a grimy back patio bong pic to give the Teds meme magic right away

wow, a shot

don't worry, torts will set them straight in the intermission

Watching cockey

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Jesus dude, you are a fucking dipshit

He's going to win forever at this rate

Yesterday he only got 70

he looks as smug as a boston fan

tampa were frontrunners

Teds are slowly getting better. No surprise they started out flat but every minute they are improving

Exactly what about what was said makes me an asshole?

I think you're correct in I also think it is silly to compare states because a lot of people spend part of their childhood in different states, and aren't going to live in the same one their entire life.

Based and checkd

Don't mind me just saving the posts for the screencap when Columbus wins the series

Won't be seeing it tomorrow because of the fucking NFL draft

yeah the contestants are using his board strategy now but not his buzzer strategy

Go Bruins!

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i mean m8, that wouldnt be surprising, but dont think itll be as big of a one-sided smack as it was against tampa, thats all im sayin

screencap me :3

>yfw no matter who win this serie, they'll get deleted by the islander next round

Rask has stupid eyebrows. Jared Boll should sue that asshole for infringement on his likeness.

Based!

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PASTRNAK STOP BEING SO FUCKING TRASH

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Ted is from Boston and he's best friends with Mark Whalberg and he's a talking teddy bear

>implying

>coping this hard in the first period of game 1

Need me to tag your posts?

Bluejackets are coming hahahahhahahahah it’s over shitstain

Holy crap louis

The hard part is and has always been knowing the answers which he doesn't get enough credit for I think

pasta dubs

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Those are the eyebrows of sisu, you wouldn't understand.

He's literally retarded, I don't think he'll ever change

A coupla' "Let's go boys" and a few butt slaps from Torts and we're back in this already, boys

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The girl on jeopardy is a qt 314

>islels
won't even make it back home from Raleigh.

Well at least the blow faggots still have some draft pi-

Have you seen how most of this board talks? I'm not ratting on CBJ calling them the Collasal Blue Jackoffs or something in typical Yea Forums fashion, I'm just saying I don't expect them to make it past this round. You really need to grow thicker skin if you think that makes me an asshole.

the lore just keeps growing

>Boston is trying the old 5 guys on one side when the BJ's are in the offensive zone

Well, is doesn't work for Edmonton but...

need a big second period

I don't understand what took so long for people to employ the strategy he uses. But I guess most people aren't confident enough in their trivia knowledge.

The digits have spoken.
But no really, he's been fucking invisible if not a detriment since G2 of the first series.
I wonder if he's hurt, he has to be.

which one of you cucks has the balls to post that avengers bait gif from the caps thread

especially you slimy shitbag that first posted it

It does. Go suck all the dicks.

>this is your standard /cric/ poster

what was the result the last time a john memeorella team played the bruins in the playoffs?

the ted collective will be put down like the filthy dogs they are

Umm...Alex Trebek is a man

Typical masshole

You can buzz in all you want and get it wrong just to sabotage him

lol fucking soifaggot actually cares about muh capeshit

imagine caring about a childrens movie

did i miss the handshake line?

Man, imagine being this hurt about sports talk.

TIME FOR DONNY

GRAPES TIME

TIME FOR GRAPES

NO U

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how is it possible that the teds look worse than the red sox?

and after all that Boston only scored one goal

they should handshake after every period

Imagine falling this hard for the bait. It's just banter lad

Man, I've been so hyped hating the laffs idk how to react to a team not filled to the brim with wankers. What do, Teds? Are you hateable cunts?

DERES NINE DOUSAND I CAN SHOW EM ALL DA TIME

Dude...

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how can i watch grapes???!?!

warms my heart knowing the greatest living Canadian is a Bruins fan

I can never tell desu lad

canadian streams

>implying anyone here is a regular season fan of the Teds
They seem like good lads.

shut the FUCK up manchildren

>Don still seething about the Laffs

Hate this boomer

I am

I CALL EM DUMMIES

>tfw we're back to laughing at the teds for going all in

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Move to Canada like a real man

Ohio is an irrelevant backwater shithole, so there's that

It already paid off desu.

He's a faggot.

imagine if ron the cuck died before based donny

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i have literally no idea what grapes is talking about.

uhhh...

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Not really. Foligno is kind of a dick. Anderson is hateable. And Dubois. And Sedlak but he's not here.

how exactly did the "Ted" name arise?

YA SHOULDA LOADED UP

How do you figure?

you're a faggot

cant. i've got the high T count

Based don BTFO Tavares, Nylander, Andershit, Gardner, Babcock, Dubas, Shanahan, and every last pajeet in torontos street

What part of Ohio are you Teds from? I’m from a rich Cleveland suburb

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Some autistic blue jacket fan, Ted from Akron

Lurk more dick butt

Columbus OSU campus here

Long Island

They had never won a playoff series before, and the swept the blots, so they finally did something worth remembering. They had literally accomplished nothing before this postseason and maybe now they won't be relocated.

a man can dream

...

90k today for da champ

Replaced by Cassie

Akron, fuck how many times-

wtf neil armstrong played hockey?

California, Ohio

brooklyn

Big Game James now has $1.6 mil of 16 Jeopardy wins and 4 of the 5 top single-day winnings of all-time
too bad the dude likes the Knights

you'll become a 2 way projector once i get done with you

Gary wasn't relocating them anyways, even though he should.

Yeah, on the moon senpai

Bergen

there he is there. he's a good guy. there he is. we got a good picture of him there.

Even worse he's originally a black hawk fan from Illinois, switched allegiance when he moved out there but still likes the cubs

>don is a boston fan
>doesn't mention the game their playing at all

blues are canadas team now

Where would he even put them though?

Dedicate a song to the ted comeback

youtu.be/upkYQqbrjSc

>has never ever seen a Coach's Corner
Newleaf pls go

youtube.com/watch?v=SMRYLVTUswU

Based Don BTFO everyone left and right don't give no shit and ends with a thumbs up

Man, you don't have to tell me twice. Once had a LDR with a girl from Ohio, her mum and sisters all did meth, all of her nephews and neices were half Mexican and she broke it off with me over some dude she met in Kroger, which I understand to be a slightly less fucked up Walmart?

And yes, I know I'm a massive faggot for having a long distance relationship

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What car brand do you lads drive? Toyota here.

>every coach's corner ever

youtube.com/watch?v=WBAM1W3P9II

He thought he was being smarter than other commissioners and tapping a major city with no pro sports teams. Except they have no other pro sports teams because Poolumbus isn't a sports city. Gary is just dumb.

he's a leafs shill and traitor
t. my dad

Stanley Steamer

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Kroger varies wildly in quality, it has somehow figured out how to stick stores in nice suburbs and downtown ghettos. Usually it is only/mostly groceries, while Walmart often doesn't have groceries.

Ohio is a based state, it gets a bad rap for the shitty nigger cities like Cincy. Overall it is easily a top ten state

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Well of course it's the Dodge RAM™, the most luxurious truck in it's class

Krogers is a grocery chain mang

>this same Lexus RCF ad plays eighteen times during every fuckiing game

I get that they sponsor the intermission report or whatever but come on

Dude, hit on girls in Columbus. Way more cute. Stuck up, but cute.

i wish i was a good ol ontarya boy

this thread was brought to you by hauwei™ p30 pro

thinking about taking the VW dieselpill

Cincy is the niggest can confirm

Amtrak

Ford F-150 Platnium

I only have my learner's license. It has expired 3 times.

Columbus is only a sports city when they’re team does well and will fade into obscurity when they lose. The amount of CBJ “fans” walking around the city quadrupled when they won.

it's okay I suppose

Volkswagen

Does Columbus, Ohio have trains that run underground?

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I actually threw a single dollar bill out the window as I was driving thourgh the over the Rhine area and four niggers chased after it and started fighting over it.

honda

Metro

30 seconds in r/hockey thread and I saw what may have been an endgame spoiler. Why do people need to be dickheads and try to ruin stuff for everyone else?

>Columbus isn't a sports city
Ohio State games mean more to Columbus than any team does to any American city

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Keys to the game from SN stream

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Saturn

Subway is what you mean to say
and strangely enough, Yeah

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Krogers wagie here AMA if you want

Lets go NY Islanders!

What I don't get about Avengers spoilers is that the Marvel comics have been out forever. It's like complaining about an anime adaptation being spoiled when the manga was out for years.

sounds like a fun way to spend $5

thanos dies

good point. as a lifelong boston fan i apologize

>Amelie
cute name desu, good luck bro

I've considered using monopoly money if I ever go back.

Infiniti

PENULTY

I'm from Worthington, a suburb of Columbus, and I can confirm this. even our immigrants are alright, it's just retarded drug using rednecks and nogs fucking it up for everyone else.

are there any more drunk and stupid fans than Boston fans?

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2 minutes for being stronger

What thread I wanna see it

Ohio is more of a College state than pro. Which isnt that bad.

What kinda car do'ya drive, Wagiekun??

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use counterfeits. it's cheap and if they try to spend them they'll get arrested

>cute name
I think so too.

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>people care more about the NFL slave auction than playoff hockey

You should've known better, stupid. Shit was leaked like a week ago. Iron Man dies for anyone who doesnt know btw

how many ted fans are in the garden tonight?

When people see you pull of in a Saturn they know you smoke weed know what I mean?

That's fair, but it is very very much a sports state.

can be a MAN anymore in today's climate....f**kin bullspit...

The Midwest? I once knew a guy from Ohio who put this nasal sound in front of words to the point where he pronounced "ass" as "EEASS"

Yeah I'm watching the draft and drinking a beer because for the first time since childhood I don't care about what happens since the Browns don't have a first round pick

The official Ted Shed is in Brockton actually.

P I N G

FUUUCKIN MARCHY

no car. run to work.

FAT GUY WINS LOL

everyone dies except wonder woman who becomes a whore to finance the rebuilding of the post-apocalyptic world
now you don't have to go see any capeshit movies ever again

avs fans will not be happy about this post

That’s a Cleveland accent

Just waiting for Bosa and Haskins to get drafted

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are they any Ammo troops in the audience tonight?
>get them up against the wall
i guess other service members, too

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Based. I am glad all of us did something we always wanted to do but never had the guts to.

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Thicc Cleveland accent very rare

Marchand should have 3 by now.

Everyone on the team just settled from being denied into their dream team.

College hockey can be competitive around here. Doesn’t matter much if you don’t go to the schools but they have other fans too.

concussions?

YEEEHAW HERE IT COMES FUCKOS

>DIVEJACKETS

Just waiting for bobrovsky and panarin to be drafted by the panthers

dumb idiot krejci

it's another "the bruins come out with an incredibly flat 2nd period" episode

god damn it i HATE reruns

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Is this normal for a hockey game? Because I’m having a blast watching.

based millbury

i would say below average

Fair enough, mang. This chick lived dead middle of Indianapolis and Columbus in a lovely little meth shack of a town. Although it's a British passtime to hate the yanks, I do like your rust belt/redneck people, they seem very far detached from the degenerate likes of California or NYC

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playoff hockey is usually great

>never been on Yea Forums for a Jackets game before
> my state has the largest number of shit posters

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>top ten state
>not a single natural feature taller than a tree
'no.'

>thinks anyone gives a shit about teds

HOLDING
fuckin refpuck

Huh, I didn't even know it had its own accent, I thought that the Midwest was mostly the same general American accent (outside of the DA BURRS type Chicagoan and the Minnesooooota one in Fargo)

I love this picture, I live a couple miles away from the Jesus statue, although it got struck by lighting and burnt down. They made a new one since then. Seeing it in flames in person was surreal and ominous

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refs WILL let this game get away from them. there WILL be blood

it's mostly false flag from anti-bolt sentiment

2bh how wasnt that interference
i dont honestly know how that penalty works can someone explain pls

It’s behind a game
>hunting valley
>not the second greatest crack in the US

if there was any justice in the universe, yes

He was still playing the puck and they were both battling while tangled. Honestly was a very grey area so the refs just let it go

The Cleveland accent is basically just nasally A’s. Think of a Chicago accent but just for A’s and maybe for other vowels or certain words (only one I can think of is pronouncing milk as melk).
t. family is from Cleveland

Wicked game boys

>I do like your rust belt/redneck people
I was in a high-school travel group in China coming from Toledo. There was a group of scots we hung out with, they really enjoyed listening to us trash-talk random places and restaurants in Ohio that they've never heard of.

it's all for Ted, not the Teds

jist googled it and found nothing but mcmansions. that snake mound in ohio is pretty cool tho

If you look at a dialect map all American accents except for coastal ones converge in Ohio. Cleveland sounds very northern, Akron a bit less (especially because a lot of the population once came from West Virginia to work for the rubber companies a century ago,) Columbus is Midwest, and Cincinnati is Kentucky-tier

>Ohio

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Cool. I don't have much room to make fun of other accents, considering that I speak with a Jersey accent and have spent my whole life in either NJ or Metro Boston, but I've always found the different ways people talk across the country fascinating

>Kentucky-tier
is that the one where people sound like Foghorn Leghorn?

It feels great to be back, lads. I hope everyone got plenty of sleep but not too much.

Kek, Jesus literally on fire is pretty much as ominous as it gets. Also do you know anyone who owns a cougar?

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No but a fair amount of people own potbelly pigs

I can't believe Boston is falling for our trap hahaha

Kyler Murray is such a bust

Jersey and Boston accents are the worst English speaking accents in the entire world along with hindi

teds are waking up Cassidy
get your fucking team's head back in it

god why do the bruins do this with 2nd periods

Scots are basically the rednecks of the UK anyway, they bond with anyone who isn't English or pompous.

As pets?

Have you ever heard a Scouse accent mang?

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That would actually be California because it's subtle, yet present even though they vehemently deny that they have an accent which is more annoying than the way that they sound

make a new thread niggers

>Jersey
You'll have to specify desu, people up north (where I'm from) basically just sound like Jew Yorkers, while South Jerseyans have this disgusting sounding bastardized Philly accent

boston has the first american accent. therefore it is THE american accent.

They are physically incapable of playing unless under immense pressure. They'll score to get ahead or to catch up on a lead but god forbid they use the second period to put some distance between the scores.

>worst accent
>not retarded airheaded Beverly Hills accent also responsible for introducing the retarded "like" conjunction to everyday English

this

THE TEDS ARE WAKING UP CASSIDY DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

where is the new gamethread

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who the fuck would spoil endgame? actually cancer

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its already been posted get better bait you fucking tard