/hoc/

The knockers on the fiddle bitch are pretty awful and they're obviously taped to her dress

What did he mean by this?

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She got a nice neck

Teds are going to sweep Boston like they did with the Blots.
Prove me wrong.

sam is alive

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McDavid is winning the Lindsay again isn’t he

Bruins
Canes
Blues
Avs

Canes
Blues

Blues

I want to sniff er leotard

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I’d fuck her.

But seriously though. Red pill me on hockey. Who should I root for?

teds obviously

The knights obviously

Beiber is a massive faggot. Probably cried when the >laffs lost too

Whichever team is geographically closest to you

Of course. Bettman wills it.

zero conference championships
learn how to crawl before you try to walk

The biggest refpuck babies in all of history
The League literally apologized to the Knights for the shitty officiating

well this is gonna be a shall and based from me, my guy

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the sharks because everything else in california is garbage

future scholars will study this for posterity

You guys want the Vegas choke job one still, or is it getting a bit over done right now?

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Bad guys east
>ruins
Bad guys west
>sharks

kys faggot

Anyone but the Sharks. You should support teams that win on their own merit rather than relying completely of poor officiating

Go for it

bit late but go for it if you want to
won't hurt my feelings

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No likable teams left in the east, so any team in the west but the shorks.

Trips checks out

See you in the finals

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avs!

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can you repost the sad, forgettable calgary one?

Why is Taylor wearing a Shorks jersey and not a flyers jersey? Bandwagoning traitor scum

>sharks
If you like teams that shit the bed
>aves
If you like annoying Colorado fags
>bruins
If you hate Canada and like being an asshole
>blue jackets
Meh
>hurricanes
Good boiz
>stars
Fuck Texas
>islanders
Tight and beat gay ass penguins
>blues
Fuck St Louis and fuck the Midwest

how will Gary top his first round script? it seems he went a bit overboard and now I'm left wondering how he'll follow it up

instagram.com/p/Bwr2li1gjP7

hockey is for everyone!

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Thinking about Jackets in 6 lads.

CBJ/Broons thread

>No likable teams
>When the Teds are still here
Shit taste desu

Boston = atari
it was good once, a long time ago, but now it's basically just a logo

>Duchene vs Duchene's former team
Would be absolute kino

I didn't make one for the Flim Flams. I assume someone else has it.

Holy shit vegas is STILL salty

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Can’t argue with that chief

tldr lol

t. can not skate

Make a team get reverse swept in the finals.
Preferably the Bloos or the Shorks for maximum choke factor.

Trips of truth

i love tay tay but i cant see the puck

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go to your games, faggot

>pavfellski

Since bored and looked it up, have current cup droughts for all remaining 8 teams to give context for these playoffs better.

>Seasons without a Cup
>Blue Jackets: Never Ever (17 seasons)
>Bruins: 5 seasons
>Stars: 17 seasons
>Blues: 47 seasons
>Hurricanes: 12 seasons
>Islanders: 33 seasons
>Avalanche: 16 seasons
>Sharks: 2 seasons

Basically literally anyone who is either near you, or who hasn't been a perennial playoff team over the last decade.

Seeing new teams deep in the playoffs is fucking fantastic, and hockey is never more boring than when it's 7/8 of the same teams left as last year.

Sharks and Bruins fall into the "you've been in the dance too many times recently, go the fuck away", plus the Bruins have the 2nd worst broadcasting team (after the Pens and ROOT), and they have Marchand.

After that, pick who's closest to you, or just watch games until you find a team who's fun to watch. I personally enjoy the Jackets (my local team) and Avs (I was introduced to hockey by the Nordiques, and I've followed them ever since), but most anyone at this point who's left is worth rooting for.

>REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
>REFPUCK
>REFPUCK

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if you were going to give the midwest an enema, st. louis is where you'd stick the hose

Hahahaha holy shit

>Sharks: 2 seasons
???

Where did you get this picture of my future ex wife?

Literally admitted to be by the nhl itself bitch

Where is the puck

i really hope st. louis loses, they're the team that pretty much anyone can point to and say "well at least we don't suck that bad"

teds are a fucking joke
the only funny thing about them advancing is they'll keep torts now

don't ever @ me again

If the blues win tonight ill post my sister's feet

what's going on here?

shorks and bloos never won

Vegas is full of retards who don’t understand hockey but only like it because that’s the only team they have. I am jealous of that kinda, no one likes the Coyotes and we just plain suck. The whole organization sets its self up for failure. Why the hell would you put an arena on the opposite side of where white people live? Why would you change your name to the Arizona Coyotes when no one outside of metro Phoenix even gives a fuck? They should move back to America West Arena (Now Talking Stick).

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Choked against the Pongs 2 years ago. Pretty sure he meant cup finals and not cup wins.

>3-1
>3-2
>3-3
>3-4

The cup is coming back to Long Island

>bad guys
Bombston Ruins (won in the last decade)
San Hose-Gay Shorks (advanced illegitimately)

>good guys
Everyone else

Canes

Slavin just got something that will call him an oppressor in 20 years because his 7/10 wife calls the shots lmfao

3 years ago

Found the seething Blots fans

I have a picture with your ex wife lol

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is that baby black?

You just KNOW

Full list with correct years

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i'm not falling for this again

Based hue

Too bad Robert Sarver is a cry baby, who won’t share his arena, even though they would renovate it to accommodate hockey better.

I feel like Gary wants to break precedent this year, he's testing the waters with his "second chance" bracket and questionable reffing. we'll see but I think he's going big

Is that really you? You ugly as hell

Who's the handsome fellow to the left though?

Yeah slavin paid someone named e for it in exchange for some social media likes

So what I’m picking up is that I should pull for the ‘Canes since they’re my local-ish team?

Cool.

Rooting for the Blues desu
50 years is a long time

God damn the blues lost three straight scf? That is some Minnesota Vikings buffalo bills shit

QUALITY post

excited for a Blues-Islanders finals guys

The al arbour bowl

St. Louis is a shithole infested by white trash and niggers

Holy fucking hill billy

And proud

ooooohh, this is gonna be a good one lads .

Hockey is for straight white males and self hating minorities only

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Is Doc sounding strange to anyone else tonight?

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they got to the final before there were conferences, dipshit

First couple games gonna be PHYSICAL

Based. Half-paki here, HATE my heritage, LOVE cricket.

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The fact that Canada is jumping on the Blues bandwagon is baffling.
Missouri is easily one of the most hick sunbelt states in existence and the Blues have almost relocated twice due to lack of interest.

The league even said it was refpuck
You lose

I realized looking again I went with SCF appearances and not seasons since last cup win. Here's the actual numbers.

>Blue Jackets: 17 (Never ever)
>Bruins: 7
>Stars: 18
>Blues: 50 (Never ever)
>Hurricanes: 12
>Islanders: 34
>Avalanche: 16
>Sharks: 26 (Never ever)

Also, 3/8 of these teams have never won the cup in their existence, and All but one of them have droughts lasting more than a decade. So use this to decide for yourself who you want to see win more.

Oof, was beaten to it.

The Coyotes have fans?!

Ameribros,red pill me on montana. Thinking of moving there.

You're right I lose
Just like the pyrite peasants :^)

thx for the (you)

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Would prefer neck and clavicle desu

i'd rather have the Jest get knocked out by the Stanley Bowl champs desu

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Comfy mountain state

better yet they should move to a different city
i'm thinking saskatoon

>he is slowly moving from denial to acceptance

You will probably be cold during winter if you haven't ever lived in Scandinavia. I've spent a couple weeks during winter in both and Montana can get real fucking cold. Almost no one lives there. I like to visit but I don't know if I would want to live there.

M8 I couldn't care less. I just draw memes and vegas has been the easiest target.

>vegASS """fans""" literally wouldnt shut the fuck up
>league has no balls and issues a weak apology
mcphees cum is still dripping from garys chin after that $500m blowjob

Enjoy it my friend. Also, if we went by years since last cup win if ever, Blues vs. Islanders would be the best scf match-up for this to give both teams massive desire to win to break their ancient seasonal droughts at last. Half a century of suffering vs 34 years of pain. Pure bloodbath of a series ensues after.

they don't have hockey
or cricket
or anything at a competitive level really other than "hide from uncle badtouch in the barn"

It's alright, my sister goes to school there.
Reminds me of Colorado but less populated and full of natives

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What about a state which has hockey, comfy and isn't some shitty state like minnesota?

I want blues to win so the laffs become even more of a laughing stock

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Anaheim is trading you Daniel?

Wyoming is actually the best state in the union

Colorado

There's North Dakota I guess, not much there either but they do have a college hockey team.

Depends on your definition of comfy.

>Nothing but big empty fields, hostile winds, and Yellowstone
Wyoming is a poor man's Colorado/Nebraska

Rural Michigan, maybe Grand Rapids if it hasn't turned to shit in the last 15 years, which it probably has. States are too big to claim the entire thing is good.

tennessee might be nice

>all those big money franchises stomped in the first round
kicking myself for missing most of this wild ride. who the fuck do i even root for? any of these other than the bruins winning the cup would be great

ah yes let's go see a hockey game and while we're out, get murdered
we'll make a day of it

Rural America is shitty. Why would you even recommend that?

Any games tonight?

Do they have popeyes there? I heard it's better than KFC (we only have KFC here)

Also: 1;30am here, fuck me frens

>*
cope

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Anyone but bruins and sharks desu

Root for the team who has a player(s) you like the most.

Blow Jackets EXPOSED

Look at these fags try to cope

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They do indeed.
Pretty sure there's a Popeyes in every state, though.

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Vegas collapsed so hard they created a black hole

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just live in yellowstone

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

This is true, unlike all these transplants I can admit Wyoming is like Colorado only better because they dont let faggots move there and dont elect faggots.

Colorado is pure cancer politically, I'm actually amazed at what legislation just gets rammed through and all the cucks that moved here applaud it.
People unironically say "were turning into California" but if you really look at legislation we are actually worse than California.
>hobo shit laws pass
>removal of parents rights passes
>red flag gun law passes
>decriminalizing mushrooms
>voting to allow official state sports betting
Colorado is becoming some degenerate paradise trying to outdo Vegas and Cali. Ironically in the massive expansion efforts they are destroying all the natural beauty and wildlife people originally moved here for, but the new people want metropolis and drugs.

everything is better than KFC, including gas stations that sell fried chicken

why won't this tripfag shut the fuck up

You were lied to, KFC is better.

>*
Stay boiling.

>choke away 3-1 lead after being gifted game 2
>chance to win game 6 in 2OT with a gift powerplay
>allow a soft shorty to force game 7
>get 3-0 lead in game 7 with 10 minutes left
>its not enough
>have to kill the shork captain in the final minutes
>allow 4(four) goals on the same penalty (unprecedented horrible penalty kill)
>throw entire series away
is this the best storyline of the playoffs?
only the bloos winning the cup for the first time in history could top this.

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Carolina is going to finally establish East Coast dominance, as they should havr 250 years ago

Go Sharkies.

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>nevada cheering for shorks
i knew they were cucks

I heard you guys are giving out courtesy (You)s? I could really go for one right about now.

...

>they will watch the sharks win the cup this year
what gave it away?

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reminder washington lost to us and i want the collage NOW

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Caring about Yous is Reddit. Go back.

>92314912
>92314746
>92314530
All these delicious (you)s from people who cant read

this (You) is my last to give out
>I gotta go to the store
Wh o needs smokes?? I'm going out..

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But you're caring about Yous right now

You are like a baby

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careing about redditors is gay an d totaly Rediittt now, Dood!!!!!!!

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tweeze > spiderland

(You)>>>Upboat
Congratulations on baiting another (You) for (You)rself

yep.
pavFELLski is coping with the loss of all that blood.

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maybe learn to kill penalties?

Imagine optimizing your 1 bad call to score 4 clutch goals. Fantastic.

Holy shit I thought today was a day off.
This league literally never sleeps

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Delet this

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literally seething

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the teds have been resting for almost two weeks since they swept so they've gotten plenty of sleep, lad :)

Based Grapes

absolutely fucking based
i'll say sharks to shill my team, but realistically go with whoever's geographically closest

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which shark bled more?
this one or ?

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WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

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hurtful :(

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Nevada and Idaho should be Avs fuckin moron.

Retard.

>implying any lifelongs actually watched the whole series and didnt just tune into the 3rd of game 7

based

When do you guys think the vegas salt will die down?

It'll die down when the sharks are eliminated. After that, it'll be gone unless someone baits them into bringing it up.

Until the Raiders move and they all forget the Knights exist

Which won’t happen. Nobody cares about the raiders you embarrassing tripfag

When falseflagging as a lifelong stops bringing in the (you)s

it's all about the (you)s

correct
t. sharks fan from idaho

Are you unironically involved in the tater industry?

Do Idahoans even have television yet

What part of idaho at m8? I'm in hill billy east idaho, and i'll be happy to HEEM your faggot ass shark supporting pussy face if you're nearby.

No but my family unironically grows potatoes in our backyard

It's pretty easy right now desu, way easier than any other fanbase.

Responding to this post has given me a hankering for tater-tots

idahoans have TV because we also have TV

t. wongs fan who moved to Utah

refs stole my knights victory!

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I met a guy from Idaho who grew up on a potato farm, got his undergad in potato farming, and then went to a masters program in some other state for farm management. I'm not memeing, I wish I was.

Pavelski flopped and had a ketchup pack in his helmet

Sun Valley, but not the cunty pretentious part of it
You're in Mormon land you're not allowed to talk shit about my state

the west is kinda interesting what you can go to school for out here. I know a few people who did the horse dressage shit for school and got a scholarship for it

Holy shit

i was helping defend you lad cuz everyone still thinks UT/ID/WY/MT are in the 1850s

>dont ask me about game 2 though, i was busy babysitting my wife's kid

your logic is flawless
>load another bowl lmao

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Almost no white people lived there in the 1850s. Even the Mormons didn't show up until about then.

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Is Doc's stop word this year 'swaggering'?

yeah because the mormons killed off all the natives and even people who traveled through the Utah territory. The Mormon Milita was pretty brutal

>implying anyone in Quebec will 'cheer' for Bruins

Sorry this took so long. I spent an embarrassing amount of time on this, went back through every gamethread and concurrent /hoc/ all the way back to the end of game 6.
Haven't even been able to check /hoc/ all day, so fuck me if someone else has already made one.

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Fucking ketchup throwin' Wisconsinites

You're the one that made the Sharks one? I love your work.

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mom, i'm in a hoc collage!

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>You're the one that made the Sharks one?
Nope, different guy.

Tfw I've called 2 4-3 in OT again games and both came true.

Post the sharks one please i haven't seen it

dumb hohol

See

>shorks

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Which beer should I get for the Stars / Blues game?

what kind of beer do you like senpai

FUCK YES I MADE IT

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>92316627
Did you shart again, burger?

hockey is pretty fucking gay desu

based cute steph

>cant even quote correctly
dumb hohol

>my >CRAPS spam made the thread
based

having sexingtons with prime stephanie mcmahon would be pretty sweet haha

without a doubt

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where's the fucking game thread? nfl draft starts and the board goes to shit.

based

Labatt Blue seems like a pretty obvious choice

imagine calling hockey a joke all because >your team lost

Guinness or Stella Artois

>mutt insulting anyone ever

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You guys don’t even talk hockey. All you care about is yous and good. Fuck off to Yea Forums

The real joke is when a series is decided by one bad call, that the league has to apologize for blowing.

What is she doing?

Do not sully the good name of Labatt’s with your attention whoring trip codes K thanks

seething

being a slut

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I couldn't imagine it to be honest with you

Lagers desu
Stars fan in Texas, never heard of it
Stella is a great choice for the game. Going with stella

I don't get the league saying "yeah, that was the wrong call," and then just leaving it at that and still proceeding on like normal.
Either reconvene the game at the time of the mistake and play the rest of the game again, or don't bother coming out and saying anything.

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BLUES STARS HERE

Last call for food I’ve got enough for one order of onion rings

holy based. so much of my shit in here

Should get buffalo wings, spicy

For me, in order of desire to see win the most, it's:

Canes (my team)
Islanders (mostly just for the sake of shitting on Tavares)
Blues (they good boys)
Sharks (not as good boys but I still like em)
Jackets (let them have one after BTFOing the blots I suppose)
Avs/Stars (don't really care about these two)
Bruins (fuck em)

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i just had a teen burger but thanks

>just now airing commercials about opioid overdose awareness
>after it's been a critical problem for >2 years

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For me, it's
>Canes
>Islanders
>Blues / Teds
>Bruins / Avs / Stars
>mid-playoffs lockout
>Sharks

All trolling aside they're probably honestly just trying to keep it from upsetting the young and budding fanbase in Vegas. Truth is bad calls happen all the time that determine big games and the league isn't going to start doing do-overs anytime soon. Just the truth my man.

Can anyone post that virgin vs chad pic?

islels animefaggot bro this series is gonna be chippy lets not flame eachother and get mad.

also >laffs

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B U D W I S E R A M E R I C A N R E S E R V E

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Where's the hockey anime?

are we in the midst of another /hoc/ renaissance?

okay this is based

Thanks.

>Tiny Gaudreau
Fucking kek

waste of taxpayer money desu
as if people are consuming drugs by accident

oh hey I made three bets and they all got into the collage. Just occurred to me I never asked /hoc/ what to get at kroger.

What'll it be, lads?

I hope so.

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it was a commercial about what to do if someone overdoses, and that you won't get in trouble if you call 911 and you are high or have drugs so pretty useful

Based and trillpilled

I have a baked potato for lunch 5x a week. If that’s the only time I ever eat anything with potato, is that still too much potato?

Onion rings, of course.
Might have to settle for a bag of frozen ones.

If someone OD's I'm not calling the authorities. Losers who get addicted deserve it.

hockey isn't played in stadiums

How many minor league hockey leagues are there?
>AHL
>ECHL
>WHL
>WHA
>CHL
am I missing some?

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>hill billy retarded hockey fans don't understand how addiction works
what a surprise.

mommy feet?

>Might have to settle for a bag of frozen ones.
Grim.

ROBOCOP (1987)

again, as if they didn't know that. they know they won't get arrested if the cops find drugs, and they know that the cops will still take them away. THAT'S why they don't call.

Go back to /nba/ then

and yet the chads can still win there

of the teams remaining my desire to see win the most list is
>ted/bloos (ted because they helped >my team win 2 cups, bloos because 50 years no cup)
>canes (justin williams helped >my team win 2 cups, but he left)
>islels (also to shit on tavares and laugh at laffs)
>shorks (just to piss off vegass, also wanna see jumbo get the cup)
>avs/stars (dont really give a fuck)
>bwoons (because its boston)

We'll be waiting on that one forever, I expect.

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i've had better frozen rings than the ones from dairy queen

eliteprospects.com/leagues

>t. Literal retard

>just to piss off vegass, also wanna see jumbo get the cup

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Jesus

seething retard

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B o i

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FUCK OFF FAGGOT VEGASS AND SHORKS FANS NOBODY LIKES YOU OR CARES ABOUT YOUR IRRELEVANT SERIES

S e e t h I n g

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go knights pusy

I don't mind the shorks, only west coast team I am willing to abide tbqh (unless you consider the yotes part of the west coast I guess)

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The yotes are but they’re moving to the central div soon

based Karlsson get

>wahhhhhh waaaahhhhh waaahhhhh gary hate my team waahhhh even though he made the expansion draft rules to make us competitive wahhhhhh bloooooo pavelski flopped durrr durr me stupid
embrace the OFFSEASON already VEGASS redditors FUCK

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where's the pic of the dive from pavfellski, with the sweet sweet blood pouring out of his head? that's literally the most important part of the series.

this is now an OR thread

youtube.com/watch?v=sc-INN_BC74

next to the pic of all that sand in your vagina lol

vegASS' heaping pile of garbage that they called a penalty kill was also unprecedented

laugh it up m8, it's already been proven beyond the shadow of a doubt, that it was the wrong call. enjoy your cursed team. and the fact that pavfellski and thornton will never win a cup.

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Based

did vegass purposely allow 4 goals on 1 major penalty and lose the series on purpose to make a point to the refs?
300 IQ play

b+r

>Rask

Im at a wedding this weekend so i can't take pics of my boy for /hoc/ but here you go, guys.

Also, any Swiss anons? Gonna be there around this time next year in Lugano, would love to get some drinks

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Ayyye it's my niggas the DABalanche

*siiip*
Ahhhhhh, another night of playoff Hockey. STARS gonna play a blinder tonight

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>non /hoc/ redditors mad that /hoc/ is defending /hoc/s team: the golden knights.

based

yep

The amount of >shork defending just shows how much reddit has invaded this place.
Yea Forums is for the luls and embraces teams that cause butthurt. The vegas golden knights are that to a T

you're pretty butthurt right now

Are the sharks a based and redpilled team?

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Vegas is Reddit.

much like taytay m8, the answer is no.

vegass fans are the most butthurt i have ever seen
you are contradicting yourself
reddit

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Is the bloos/stars game gonna be switched to after OT or is the current game gonna get bounced off the national feed?

bloos/stars is bounced to NHL network until this game ends

Fuckin hell that's some bullshit

at all these redditors in MY /hoc/ yes
Numbers dont lie and sharks are literally from reddit town usa
That's not vegas fans that's the few remaining /hoc/ posters defending injustice.

I like the stars jerseys
we need more green teams in the NHL

the green they use sucks, but the green the mild uses is cool

based fucking marchand

remember when i told you lads, that literally every good team besides the ruins have been eliminated, and that they'll steamroll their way to the cup. i'll keep reminding you all after every win.

>poo jackets

>teds

>teds

Bruins 1
Tampon 0

B A S E D
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>doesn’t win another game

>laffs

>tesd

Teds were cheated desu

The Pride of Waymouth dabbing on Ted fro Akron right now

>be ohio hill billy
>lose

how can a good team be eliminated lmao

Stars jerseys are great
I remember having an Ed Belfour Stars jersey when I was about 7 or 8 years old for some reason even though I've always been a Broons fan. it was pretty based tho

I was all for a respectful hard hitting game and willing to accept a loss, then marchand happened. Fuck you, fuck everyone in Boston, fuck the bruins, I wish you nothing but crippling depression. I appreciate the jackets being disciplined and not getting stupid penalties but I really want either and expendable player like Clendenning to board and concuss the fuck out of marchand or for Nick to just straight up beat his ass.

>lightning
>penguins
>capitals
>maple leafs
>jets
>golden knights
>flames
>predators
except for the bruins, all of these teams are better than the other 7 teams that were memed into the second round.

TEDDITORS ON SUICIDE WATCH
OH NO NO NO

S E E T H E
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I hope Marchand brings back the ear-licking and gives all the Jackoffs wet-willies in Game 2

congrats to the guy who forced the hill billy meme

I want David Pastrnak benched for the next game, I'm not even kidding.

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sound like a sharks fan m8

why didnt they win then?

>frog play-by-play guy is practically asleep
why hire people who can't even pretend to be excited by playoff hockey?

depends on the series, dummy.

>IT WAS 2-1

it's more then that. they literally stopped those refs from officiating in round 2, and vegas is demanding major penalties get review.

Only shit games today

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He's retarded, all his bullshit actually pisses me the fuck off

me too, fren. guy's really off his game right now

well, it was fun seeing the Columbust memers eat shit. looking forward to more of the same on Saturday. I'm off to sleep, have fun shitposting, /hoc/bros

you didn't watch if you think jets, predators, capitals and flames are better than blues jackets or islanders

>vegas is demanding major penalties get review
sounds like an easy way to get yourself laughed out of the owners meeting desu

what did the rat do this time?

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fucking this

Only shit teams tomorrow

they can do it just for penalties that would see someone ejected

and that's a good thing

islanders are not shit though

fuck you

Why WOULDNT major penalties get a review? Some asshole ref didnt see what happened and guessed. You are condemning a team to a game changing penalty over your fucking guess? Shame on you piece of shit.

t. 0 points and SEETHING

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retard

they're the shittiest desu

t.>rags

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hahahaha washington was actually up 2-0 in the series and lost

hahahahaha vegass was up 3-1 and lost ahahaha

Think maybe the @NHL should review this. Pretty blatantly timed on puck drop to take Cam out of the play, and very unsportsmanlike.

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>walk into a room full of people used to getting fucked over by calls
>who seem not to care that dops is completely unpredictable
>many of whom think goals are too reviewable
>whose teams can kill penalties, on occasion
>and demand they kiss your boo-boo and make it better
NEVER AGAIN will we allow the refs to make a bad call in the very specific situation I most recently experienced

BASED
FUCKING
MARCHAND

You do know that a pp != goals, right?
It's called a pk, and only Vegas faggots seem not to know what it is.

i do wonder if he'd get suspended for that

Absolutely based

>major penalty basically gives LA the cup back in 2012
*silence*
>major penalty costs Philly a game against New York back in 2014
*silence*
>major penalty costs vegas a series this year
WTF BAN THIS?!?!?

atkinson was fucking seething

hey bud, you should just be happy your team made it to the second round off of that call.

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

With Gary's darling goldenfaggots gone, who does he rig it for from here forward?

Any motive?

gay

Firstly your reply has nothing to do with the comment you replied to

And second, Vegas PK'd the sharks for a combined 10 mins of PP time in the first two periods. Did you not watch it?

not to mention all those major penalties that didn't cost anyone a game because they killed it

I was all for a respectful hard hitting game and willing to accept a loss, then marchand happened. Fuck you, fuck everyone in Boston, fuck the bruins, I wish you nothing but crippling depression. I appreciate the jackets being disciplined and not getting stupid penalties but I really want either and expendable player like Clendenning to board and concuss the fuck out of marchand or for Nick to just straight up beat his ass.

out of all 8/8 bracket on nhbracketchallenge:

SJS 8
CAR 8
STL 6
BOS 5
COL 5
CBJ 4
NYI 3
DAL 3

It really only should've been a double-minor but the outrage over this is ridiculous. You can't excuse giving up 4 pp goals. Knights are a weak ass frontrunning team and that's why the Caps shit on them

interesting concept

Vegas is a shithole full of idiots and niggers.
Fuck that city.
Reno is real Nevada. Vegass is part of California.

It was not a deserved penalty, dumb fuck. Its not that it caused the game, its that it was a dead wrong call

I really hate vegas and I'm going to hate seattle even more desu

It was the right call because the dude was literally unconscious on the fucking ice

*causes anger*

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reno is crackville littered with cat houses. Fucking methhead.

>Blue Jackets are 11-2 in their last 13 games. Both losses are to the Bruins.
>Blue Jackets are 11-2 in their last 13 games. Both losses are to the Bruins.
>Blue Jackets are 11-2 in their last 13 games. Both losses are to the Bruins.
>Blue Jackets are 11-2 in their last 13 games. Both losses are to the Bruins.
>Blue Jackets are 11-2 in their last 13 games. Both losses are to the Bruins.
UH
OH
TEDS

how come no one told me the flyers took away kate smith

Why is MarCHAD so based?

reno is a literal methed out hill billy landfill

Who cares.

Vegas lost.

>your team
I'm just telling you why they won't adopt it. If that makes you mad, go write a letter to the other teams' owners

You must be slow you double digit IQ nigger

The league itself admitted that it was a bad call and even punished the referees.

because they're irrelevant

feels good to laugh at Ted again to be honest

the fact that the league apologized for the call, and the fact that the refs in question, are not working in the second round, has determined you 100% factually incorrect.

Still would have been a double minor if properly called.
Protip- you would still lose, faggot.

nigga you cry like a bitch

>dumb anons still taking this obvious bait about this penalty

Vegas will NEVER EVER make the finals again

I’m just glad we can all agree Colorado are the good guys, that’s all that matters

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>this falseflagger is literally indistinguishable from real vegas fans

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>red state
>mostly rural
>mountains
>snow
>hockey
>weed legal
Yeah I'd say colorado is pretty based

>red

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>red state
>Colorado
what the fuck am I reading

>vegas will never have a pro sports sports team
>vegas will never have a hockey team
>vegas will have a terrible team and will be in core building hell for years
>vegas will never clinch a division title in first place
>vegas will never make it past first round, second round or the conference

>vegas will never win a cup

just one to go

>red
The Californians kinda fucked the state over hard but yeah other than that it’s still great

incredibly based

>tfw choking franchise again

Ovi deserves better lads

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>red
Literally voted hillary.
Literally the biggest Prius market in the USA.
Literally give illegals a dl just like California.
Literally run by women.
>red
Lmao
Retard.

>be geriatric captain of your team that is getting btfo in game 7
>take a dive trying to get a nice 2 minute benulty
>actually kill yourself because you're retarded
>it works out in your favor due to a blown call
Seriously, if the sharks win the final, pavfellski should win the conn smyth.

official /hoc/ position:
the call was a bad call
vegas didn't deserve to win the series

Even with only a double minor sharks still won that game.
Not sure the point of crying over spilled milk

they won't get past avs so he ended his career for nothing really

double minor would give them 2 goals at most

Tfw Californian and moving to colorado
But shant be voting blue because that's retarded. I'm leaving California to get away from Liberal shitheads.

very true mate

>it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=3F102Qoy2sU

even if it's a bad call the fact that they choked that hard and gave up that many fucking goals can't be blamed on the call itself.

they would only had a :28 PP

strawpoll.me/17886565

lets finally settle this

this unironically

This but unironically

this is what san jose fans actually believe
kek, i'll bet you think is coming back too

/hoc/'s real official postion:
what can i say that will get me the most (You)s

This desu. If you let in 4 powerplay goals in 4 minutes you deserve to lose

including getting trips

this but ironically

Portland coyotes desu

a well timed bait post

I didnt watch it happen. Care to explain why only :28?
Was honestly busy on my Toronto podcast at the time that game was being played.

He's only day to day, retard.

fuck off we're full

spezza zcarrrrr

>calling it a bad call makes shork fan mad
>calling out vegas choke makes them mad too
best (you) optimization

>jason spezza did a thing

He should get a cup after all those wasted years in ottawa

Papers are already done. I'm comin.

So do we have a Vegass collage yet?

Why is this allowed? Realistically how is this any different from tripping? It's certainly not a check, there is no time to get around him -- the only possible outcome is that he trips over him.

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jesus christ, the stars and blues are fucking BORING

indo-can cuckjeet here
>luv mi hockey
>luv mi curry
>hate /cric/fags
simple as

No vegas is unironically /hoc/s team

That’s what happens when you watch defensive powers play nigguh.

not yet mate, but i left a collage of cum all over your mom's face

He even raises himself up at the last moment to ensure he trips the guy over and launches him head first into the boards.

How is this considered a legitimate defensive play?

“No”

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Just like the collage of blood that the top of pavs' head left on the ice?

It was a bullshit missed call I feel. It's a dangerous play too

They score two goal in :28 second, but because it was a major, the penalty still continue

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Hello /reddit/

Have the stars had a legit D this year or are they just having a good streak?

he even lifted up at the last second to fuck up his dodge attempt

Just like the collage of mustard on Marchessaults hot dog at the driving range

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you don't speak for /hoc/, faggot. i'm telling on you.

if you jump to avoid getting tripped and fall it's not a penalty, even if someone trips you with their stick. too easy to dive then

Hot take: it was a good call AND vegas choked

is this Stephany McMahon?...
>ficccc

They are literally the islanders in terms of stingy defense, but they have guys like polak and fedun on their defense. However, their top pairing of klingberg and heiskanen is pretty good

is this the most grim era of all time?

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I see what your saying but it seems he raised up to prevent the stars players from getting around him. He timed that shit

>klingberg
>heiskanen
>lindell
the rest is shit but that's two 1Ds and a solid 2D in lindell

yes

>literally only two cases where the good guys won

Fuck Chicago. LA is fine because they beat the >rags

Glad it's over

based bruins sneaking in there

stop trying to make the league even softer

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>blackcocks probably would've won again if >we didn't block the reverse sweep

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no

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>dalASS

sneaking in for another one this year my friend

sliding around the ice on your belly is real hard stuff (not to mention exhilarating to watch) and should be encouraged

>made the world seethe n boil with hate

go fuck a sheep and shoot up a mosque bitch

I'm not. I saw pav dome the ice the other night and was surprised by the major. That bloos player knew exactly what he was doing

>2 minutes for standing up at the wrong time

minutes
should be a 5 desu m8

Guess there goes that pp defensive shutout run

I mean I would say I'm sorry that you're a fucking braindead mouth breathing retard but I'm not sorry

>BIIIIIIIIIIISHOOOOOOOOP
BASED Blues crowd

seethe

maybe you shouldn't try to jump over another player if you don't want to fall down

>tfw chiraq would've had a threepeat if it wasn't for Alec Martinez

it should be a match penalty for playing like a toddler and ruining hockey, sliding around the ice like a child should be illegal and there is literally nothing you can say to defend it

He clearly timed it, smart play bc he knew what he was doing. Oh well just bitching to bitch

theres no time to move, if he skates into him he trips... if he jumps over him he doesnt trip... unless he lifts himself up to intentionally to trip him

shouldnt be sliding on the ice like a faggot in the first place

new bread???

As much as people would hate LA, they did save us from that and a >rags cup. Bless you for that martinez OT goal, forever making ranger fans cry

>2 minutes for falling down

ok faggot

cope

>2 minutes for chipping a puck too high
>2 minutes for tickling someone's laces
>2 minutes for caressing and gripping someone's arm

Someone make a new thread!

*flosses instead of making a new thread*

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Thanks lad, it'll never get old

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