American commentator

>british commentator
>uses literally every fucking word in the dictionary instead of simply saying "zero"

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the radio guys are better

kek

span thread?

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kek

>Oh! It's in the net!

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>British commentator
>Oh Superb! Splendid! A supercalifragialisticexpialidocious wonder of a goal!

Oh this, this fucking riles me no end.

>English commentator in america
>"OOOOOAAAAAA AAAAARREEE YOU KIDDIDNG MEEEEEE WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAGESTERIAL"

>black guy commentator
>HAND UP
>MAN DOWN

Ray Hudson isn't American

I fucking hate that geordie mong

The only guy who does the "r u kidding me" is Bolton's Brave Stu Holden

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he's unironically based

His eyes do not match the rest of his face

he's perfect for america because he is essentially just a loud moron who provides no commentary of intellectual challenge, but who still has a foreign accent worthy of reddit upvotes

>American commentator
>*cites useless statistics, pretending an otherwise mediocre game is somehow noteworthy*

>English commentator
>Puskas award winning goal happens
>”what a goal that is”
>immediately moves on

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>spanish comentator
>gooooooool en los pajaritooooos

youtube.com/watch?v=e4e1tFMQuVs

he's our doughy, unbaked boy

>just a loud moron who provides no commentary of intellectual challenge
we do love listening to English people talk about things, true

American commentary
>Vicious
>Brutal
>Unbelievable
>Amazing

British commentary
>Lovely
>Exquisite
>Proper
>Cheeky

Not a criticism, just an observation

Never been more proud to be an american right there

>mexican commentator
>starts talking about food or personal experiences

>British commentator
>oooh, n’ thaas a baaahd miss

Trying to type what David Mitchell sounds like is surprisingly difficult

>British commentator
>”cheeky”
>”can you believe it!?”
> “that’s got to be a red card.”

>American retard commentator
>Mitchell... Mitchell
.. Mitchell.... Mitchell...down at the 25

>ameripoor commentator
>...and the new england patriots are WORLD champions

>American soccer half time show
>has fucking Steve Nash

Why are we like this?

>American commentators:
>"well jim since i am retired barely mediocre athlete at this sport who never won a championship let me give my advice on how i would win this championship."

>Brutal
Usually because a number of our sports actually involve physical violence and aggression, and not just the act of pretending like it happened.

this is 9gag humor

I would pay big money to see Shannon Sharpe do color commentary for a MNF game.

former players are always so fucking boring. commentary is a sport in itself, it doesn't matter if you played the real thing, they all suck including romo.

Thank you they say the most condescending shit too

American football is the only one I can think off and the UK has rugby, which isn't bathed in protective gear

beaner commentary is the best

>English
>oi m8 wot a fantastic chip past the keeper yer

>spanish
>KE GOLLLLLAAAAZOOOOOO NO MAMES HIJO DE PUTA TRAIGAN LAS CAGUAMAS Y LAS TRASVESTIS VAMOS A PARI GOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOOOOOOOOLAZOOOOOOOO GOLAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOO AZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AZOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AZOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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problem ahmed?

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Seething

>Arab commentator
>ALLAHHHHHHH

Stu is based.

\O/
B I G
D I C K
N I C K

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Romo was great during the playoffs. Neck yourself.

>Brazilian commentary
>goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool gol gol gol gol gol goooooooooooooooloooooooooooool........uma delicia

>London commentator
>ALLAHHHHHHH

>german commentator
>"TOR"
>*dead silence unti kick off*

goddamn got em

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Americans are paypigs, we would love for a decrepit, inbred aristocracy to take over, we would love if some absolute shithead like Rees-Moggs would call us dirty peasants

imagine the fucking media circus is one of Trumps kids married some senator's daughter, people would drag their dicks through a mile of broken glass for that

how long has it been since you left syria?

+1 upvoted

>being self aware
>TF
Woah!

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>American commentator
>"Lemme just take a minute to talk to you about the great prices at the local hospital, proud sponsors of tonights game. You can talk to a doctor for just $99.99 and painkillers are now on offer for just $10 a pill! Oh. Whoops. Just missed a goal. Anyway, as wel as the fantastic offers at the local hospital, we're excited to announce the new triple whopper burger at Burger King. Have it your way! Now for a commercial break, we'll be right back! This commercial break is beought to you by Hyundai, quality you can rely on."

youtube.com/watch?v=FJ33QVXH7eo
>

it was facebook tier and it was on Yea Forums

nivel superior

>british commentator
>*just says the player's name when he does anything*

the only good English commentators are for cricket.

...

Just because USA are now ODI certified, it doesn't mean Cricket has to be relegated to American Yea Forums

>argentinian commentator
>*repeats his patented catchphrase for the 40th time in the last two minutes*

>American commentator
>Pronounces everything wrong even if it's super easy
>Pronounces Javier as Ha-vi-air instead of how you're supposed to say it, does this with every Spanish name

Annoys me a lot desu

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jej

>see British Ice Hockey is on TV
>decide to have a look
>American commentator
>turn telly off

Fucksake

HE'S ONLY WENT AND DONE IT, MARTIN

no it is to make the viewers watch tv and see the sponsors and ads instead of doing something else

kek
got em

When you see a post gets majority American (you) s you know its a shit post catered to their poor humour. I'd rather any other country give me a kek (you) than an American

>4-0 up
>team scores again
GOALA GOALA GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOALSO GOALASOOOOOOOO GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOALA GOALA GOLLLLL

>p-pronounce tha name right y-you faggots!
>it's barselona!!
Off yourself you fucking bitch,i pronounce everything wrongly in purpose

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maybe volume is an option

>You said it, Bob."

>American't banter

this I would appreciate it more if they pronounced everything wrong on purpose

>no lo cante, no lo grite, no se abrace

Underrated

>"IT HITS THE BACK OF THE NET!!!"

>it actually hits the front of the net

It's allahu akbar you fucking infidel

>spic commentator
>someone scores a goal
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
and they always do it in a low tone that does not actually sound like they're excited
instead it's an audio version of pic related

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based yank

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Not bad me amigo

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>What a screamer!

>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAZZZZZO NON PUEYA DE MANO Y CAGUERA DE BENITO RONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>English commentary
>das a fookin fawl

youtube.com/watch?v=o58stoJJ5No
SEND IM OV
SEND THA DAHTY GIT OV

Kek

>argentinian commentator
>LAVERNI CAGON
>PETAÑA SOS UN HIJO DE PUTA

>African-American studio commentator
>does 50% of the talking despite being 13% of the panel

Seething euroshits cops more faggots and thanks for the yous

We need more proper cockney geezer commentators desu

underrated

That's that's kinda gay.......
.....4th down and 9

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>England comentator : Up it goes to Glenn Murray , With the chest ! ITS GOAL ! ITS 3-3 ASTONISHING !

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What a cheeky little asshole

are there even any left

thank God no

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A few weeks ago, Marv Albert was annoucing a movie sponsoring the game broadcasted, and Reggie Miller asked him what he thought about it. Marv's response was basically "I haven't seen it, won't see it, don't give a fuck about it, I'm just paid to say this"

What a cunt

hehe

>spanish commentator
>AY MI MADRE EL BICHOOOOOOOOO

>south american commentator
>ese es ronaldo

BASED

Yeah I can’t stand American hockey announcers, I usually mute the sound rather than listen then try to say any French last name. They fuck it up and literally no one corrects them, true American grit, fuck everything up and pretend everyone else is wrong

>NO ILL TELL YOU HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT

You should have said;

*In David Mitchell's voice*

Then used words in their complete form.

Based.

Orel Hershiser won a ring though, and he wasn't mediocre.

>yank
>aaaaand he goes deep into the pocket for a 2nd and 3 with 8 flums at a 50 degree angle meaning that the tight end will have to obscure the line of reality in order to ensure that the running fridge can gain 3 hands over the de-fence's 8th omniverse

>brit
>lovely pass, nice and straight

based

Your mother gave me an Orel Hershiser

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO BRITBOMBS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Mbarchelona,right kotsio?

>british commentator
>gets arrested for speaking

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>british commentator
>cant understand what he's saying because he has no teeth

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> British commentator
> explodes with excitement in a Sri Lankan church after a smashing goal

>american banter
>europe? you mean arabia?

>british commentator
>doesnt speak english

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Fuck me thankfully someone clipped that, got jarred the life out of me watching that game and he just screams about a fucking burger,

Kek, hey, this one is old but gold:
youtu.be/jr1DXYKX8ZU
>AAaAAugh

reminder this is not fake

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We really getting offended and posting the same generic flag based insults we've had for the best part of a decade for making fun of commentator tropes?
Sort your life out mate

Can someone translate this into English?

Sounding kind of hurt there la

>British commentator
>AN ABSOLUTE SCREAMER OF A GOAL A WORK OF ART PURE FOOTBALLING MAGIC AAAAHRE YOU KIDDING ME IT'S A WET DREAM OF ORGASMIC PROPORTIONS

>American commentator
>And Brady goes back...passes it to Gronk...and that's a touchdown.
>You know Jim on third and 5 you can't let Gronk get that open...you see he gets the separation there (draws it on the touchpad) and you just can't let him get that open
>Thanks Tony. And now a word from Michelle down on the field
>Thanks Jim I spoke to Bill (Belichick) in the locker room before the game and he said he wanted to get Gronkowski open on more plays to catch the ball
>Thanks Michelle. And now that shot again from the Goodyear Blimp...

I see what you heard there

Here’s your you. You seem like you need it

>Brown fish just wants to live in his hole alone
>White fish wants to fill that hole up
Like pottery

>Spanish Commentator
>VIVA LA MADRE QUE TE PARIO ZIDANE

>American commentator
>*chewing noises*
>*gunfire in background*

>British commentator
>*vengaboys in background*
youtube.com/watch?v=ASB3YMtTyBk&app=desktop

Based and bongpilled

Based

>GET IM OV DAH FEE ELD
>DATS AB SOO LOOT LEE DAH AB OLICAL
Kek

Also somehow finds the time to win a championship ring, cucks and BLACKED someone's wife and dabs inbetween the commentary too.

>French commentator
>aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Marv prefers to entertain himself by biting prostitutes.

he's bullying his own kid

A lot of french commentaries on this video
youtube.com
Good ones at 0:27, 1:16, 1:53, 3:59, 4:30; 6:14, 7:49; 8:00

Woops
youtube.com/watch?v=ekQV0a6MWDo

>PAVVVARRDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BENJAMIN PAVARD !!!!!!

>OH OUI GREG IL LA SOOOORT
>OOOH OUI, main opposé Richard
>Fabuleux... tout simplement fabuleux
>Ooooh oui Richard regarde ça !
>TOUT SIMPLEMENT FABULEUX !
>Exceptionnel
>Il est de retour... Il. Est. De. Retour...
>Oh quelle parade..
>Sur ce coup franc..
>Oh du bout des doigts il va la mettre sur le poteau !
>L'ange s'est envolé ! Greg Coupet...
>Ooaoh ça suffit
>...
>Oulah bien joué Sébastien....
>....
>AAaaaAaahhaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAA
>Crucifié

youtube.com/watch?v=9b_vAUjbPNc
>Il y a deux lee
>oui , c'est un grand appartement

ils sortirait ca aujourdhui la presse les démonterais