/147/ - World Snooker Championship 2019

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SELBY DO SOMETHINH

absolute five star post

>lift the screen
>miss

Bazza should punish him

>the jester

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HE POOED HIMSELF
AHAHAHA

I love Selby games so much, they soothe my anxiety disorder

Lelby turtleheading

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Selby rushing off to piss like a racehorse

>"Selby is on the ropes"
>3-2 in a best of 25
Retarded tweets and even more retarded BBC for posting them onscreen

Did Selby shart?

>a relieved Mark Selby, in more ways than one
based Ken

Selby relieving himself was the most interesting thing to happen this whole game

lmao actually quite a based tweet desu

Is Selby the biggest waste of potential in modern snooker? He was going to be dominant, then he just shat the bad and continues to roll around in it

What's wrong with playing defensive snooker?

>not believing in the Selby redemption arc

NAWTY SNOOKER

Neil Robertson says g'day m8

Ronnie is always going to be the biggest waste of potential. If he gave a fuck, he could have double the amount of Crucib owl titles

I'm expecting it. I wouldn't be surprised if he won this tournament, but he's a shadow of his former self

Its clearly Trump

honestly could be ding as much as it hurts to say

The age of Robertson starts now. Ronnie is the only man who can stop an in-form Neil and I predict he's mentally cooked after this catastrophic bottle job

>became president of the USA
hardly wasted desu

people say Trump has "all the talent in the world" but he hasn't shown it at any point or won anything that matters. He's basically snooker's Freddy Adu.
Robertson was dominating and winning shit and looking like a potential GOAT but threw it away playing WoW, it's only in the last couple of seasons that he's looked good again.

It's a good thing that no one has managed to dominate snooker recently. Gets boring when there's one guy making everyone else look like shit by comparison

Honestly think Higgins is an underachiever, even with his respectable number of trophies. Guy was top class alround

Trump won masters, but yea, he was never going to be a possible GOAT.

>Robertson was dominating and winning shit and looking like a potential GOAT but threw it away playing WoW

What a ledge

>donaldshit

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>collects warhammer
literally me

If I was rich and successful

Ronnie has basically done that except it's even worse since he's been choking at the WC since it makes all the guys who can't compete with him look even worse

For example if Robertson does go and win this, we'll all remember that Ronnie beat him in two finals just a few weeks earlier and it'll make it feel like the best man didn't win

Not even a Ronnie fag but when he's playing on top form it's great to watch. Even his safety/tactical play is amazing when he's not just trying to pot sam fackin bawls.

"You're a bit of a bandit"

What did he mean by this

hes only won 4 million , if you were to win the next 8 world championships youd catch up!

Just 6 please. Winning 8 would make Hendry commit suicide. Add in some Masters and UK Championships to make up for the shortfall.

>Mark Selby struggling with Gary fucking Wilson
I expected it, but it's still hard to watch

>Kylo Ren vs BAZZA round 2

Who is your money on /147/?

Yea, we need him on top form here or Warhammer kid is going to demolish everyone.

Yeah I think we'll have to wait until next year for the redemption arc

Young Kyren

Gotta go with Kyren for that one.

Barry will be a slight favourite

Neils local games worskshop owner must be watching on with delight.

The top bracket is so much stronger than the bottom. Can't believe people thought Lelby and Drumpf were bigger threats than the likes of Higgins and Williams

I'm going with Hawkins

Hendry having some nice nice rice and KONG PING PONG CHICKENA ND SPICY BLSCK BRAN BWEEN SAUSE AND KONG FU PONG TONG LONG KONG SKNG FU FLU CLUE BEEF

bit racist mate

Wtf was that black attempt lmao

What did he mean with this?

Paul Hunter's death wasted a lot of potential

Fun fact (that isn't fun)

Hendry's favourite restaurant in Sheffield is oisoi.co.uk/

>anyone not saying Blarry
the guy is an absolute monster at the Crucib Owl

Hello, boys. Have I missed anything exciting today? I don't want to go reading the old thread because I'll finish it when the match ends and not get the live /147/ experience at any point.

Also, who was it who thought Gary Wilson looked like a celebrity, but they didn't know which one? Having just seen him from the side, I actually think it's one of these Scandinavian women pop stars. Whichever one it is has a head shaped just like Gary Wilson's.

What’s you favourite Kpop act?

>Ronnie loses

uhh ohh I’m not feeling great erm been having problems with my arm erm cue wasn’t right I need to take some time away uhh

Robertson vs Murphy is shaping up to be a goodun. Murphy's form is still strong, Robertson just locked him out of a few frames, but I could definitely see it tightening over the distance

Yea it's pathetic. Not very sportsmanlike at all. Hasn't tweeted at all either.

Morphy the absolute madman asked the ref to raise the divider while he was on a 147 only to miss the last red almost right after the divider was lifted up.

Magical

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He's such a media whore, I fucking hate him

how pathetic can you be

Fuck of mate that's what he ordered

Who was that laughing just then?

Kenny boy?

Sumo and snooker are ultimate mindgames

i had a big nosebleed

>HakuhoWinsLOL

trollby trolling his way to another WC

Ref needs to have a word. He's being a dick here

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Do Mongolians still dominate that?

Oh no! I hope you were watching snooker on a tablet or laptop so you could keep watching with your head tilted back.

P R I N Z

Yeah

HNNNGGG NOTHING BUT NET

desu been feeling pretty down recently so i just kinda sat here and let it go on me

Time to pounce!

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pot lel

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When I was 11, I lost a baby tooth and didn't realise that my mouth was bleeding. I was wearing a yellow T-shirt and watching TV at home, and my mum screamed when she saw me because I was totally covered in blood and hadn't noticed.

subscribed

>imagine not being able to stare at Selby's arse

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Don't watch snooker often.

Who are the elite players overall?

Played that new snooker 19 game earlier todya lads but don't rate it. Anyone know a good snooker game for pc that allows you to make your own player, upgrade stats over time etc?

Why does she refer to him by his surname?

did she beat you over the head with a remote control, opened a hole and your whole brain fell out of your skull?

She probably does.
Are you implying i RP as her?

COME ON GARY

Anthony McGill
Joe McDonnell
Scott Donaldson
Stephen Lee

Ronnie when he's not having a mental breakdown is by far the best

Robertson is favourite to win this.

lel

based Gaz

Cahill just beat O'Sullivan so he's the current world champion

>blue trousers
>black top

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>Holding the rest up with one hand

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I was implying that you were quoting her

FLOATING REST STYLE

That green was insane

wtf was that?!?!

mfw that green

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>floating rest
It's like I'm back in the Snooker Club, with 1 rest between 4 tables and no fancy spiders.

Anyone got a webm of that? Bloody missed it

>That shaking floating rest
Absolute madman

Fucks sake lad it's not boxing

>You will never cum in her hair

NUTT

>Cahill vs Maguire tomorrow
Going to be miserable.

please do not lewd Hazel

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Hope Maguire destroys him. Sick of casual shitters saying Cahill is good when he clearly isn't

yeah, and the kid himself believes all the hype around him.
he's so smug, it's sickening.

go easy on Cahill, he had literally never even heard of cue sports until the opening session against rpmmie

Ronnie ordered a new cue off Amazon, and when the delivery guy brought it, Ronnie was already at the table with another one so the delivery guy just copied what the guy in the bowtie was doing. He wound up winning. Very impressive.

wtf is this true??

Already over? Couldn't watch the last two hours.

Well past his Sel-by date.

It's true! Ronnie really was that bad!

Who do I think will come out on top Maguire v Cahill tomorrow lads?

Cahill, unironically

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Mornin