/heem/ - Heem is love Edition

Umm.... where is /heem/???

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In the interest of fairness they had to exclude /heem/ because no one else would ever win. We just watch over the event now, we also don't need unnecessary exposure at this point, we're pretty renown as it is

/r/MMA is more popular than all of these.

Kek the decline is starting up now

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ESPN BTFO

>early morning Russia card

WGAF

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Based
the second the sport leaves the mainstream the second it goes back to comfy /heem/, bullshit money fights over and no more forced trash talk

Is was an absolute shitter of a card, what do you expect. I still don't understand why they feel the need to show every single evemt on ESPN+. They could have just shown the full main card and pulled massive numbers from Reem alone.

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It's because of the time slot you seething loser. ESPN is the best thing to ever happen to the UFC. Fighters are getting world wide recognition now

Gregor 'The Gift' Gillespie

D-Dana?

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*heems ur heart*

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Great point

That's not Dana you goofball. Why would he even be here you moron? And I definitely wouldn't have proxies to hide behind

THREE PIECE WITH A SODA XD

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Literally special ed class

you can win with such muscles ?

>hurrr, I like women
nice try, fag

This is unironically horrible art. Sorry to whoever made it but this is absolute dog shit.

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It was a weird time and a weak card full of literal whos. Not that big of a surprise. I'd consider myself a diehard fan and I still only watched the main event, I had shit to do in the morning.

I invented Brendan Schaub

Barberena is the sleeper GOAT, just you wait.

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You don't think this artwork is powerful?

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Anyone have the time stamp and episode of fight companion where they start talking about who would win right now in Jitz of Rogan, Eddie and Schaub?

would a little CTE make me more confident and give less of a fuck? I drink alcohol often to cope with this. Maybe I'd be better taking the Schuabpill? Thoughts?

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>Fighter of the Year

Khabib Nurmagomedov
Gegard Mousasi
Dustin Poirier
Daniel Cormier
Aung La Nsang

>Female Fighter of the Year

Valentina Shevchenko
Tatiana Suarez
Jessica Andrade
Ilima-Lei Macfarlane
Amanda Nunes

>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year

Thiago Santos
Israel Adesanya
Anthony Smith
A.J. McKee
Aaron Pico

>International Fighter of the Year

Khabib Nurmagomedov
Kamaru Usman
Israel Adesanya
Gegard Mousasi
Aung La Nsang

>Fight of the Year

Robert Whittaker vs. Yoel Romero 2 - UFC 225
Thiago Santos vs. Jimi Manuwa - UFC 231
Douglas Lima vs. Rory Macdonald - Bellator 192
Dustin Poirier vs. Justin Gaethje - UFC on FOX 29
Tony Ferguson vs. Anthony Pettis - UFC 229

>Knockout of the Year

Jair Rodriguez vs. Chan Sung Jung - UFC Fight Night 139
Cris Cyborg vs. Amanda Nunes - UFC 232
Mandel Nallo vs. Carrington Banks - Bellator 207
Vitor Belfort vs. Lyoto Machida - UFC 224
Brian Ortega vs. Frankie Edgar - UFC 222

>Submission of the Year

Tyson Pedro vs. Saparbek Safarov - UFC 221
Donald Cerrone vs. Mike Perry - UFC Fight Night 139
Zabit Magomedsharipov vs. Brandon Davis - UFC 228
Aljamain Sterling vs. Cody Stamann - UFC 228
Ryan Hall vs. B.J. Penn - UFC 232

>Comeback of the Year

Claudio Silva vs. Nordine Taleb - UFC Fight Night 130
Tony Ferguson - Injury
Paul Craig vs. Magomed Ankalaev - UFC Fight Night 127
Derrick Lewis vs. Alexander Volkov - UFC 229
Angela Lee

>Upset of the Year

Khalil Rountree Jr. vs. Gokhan Saki
Alexander Hernandez vs. Beneil Dariush
Ray Cooper vs. Jake Shields
Amanda Nunes vs. Cris Cyborg
Henry Cejudo vs. Demetrious Johnson

>Coach of the Year

Din Thomas
Firas Zahabi
Mike Brown
Trevor Wittman
Javier Mendez

>Referee of the Year

Josh Rosenthal
Dan Miragliotta
Mike Beltran
Herb Dean
Marc Goddard

Well /heem/?

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Dustin
Amanda
Israel
Khabib
Whittaker Romero
Jair Chan
Cerrone Perry
Ferguson
Amanda Cyborg
Mike Brown
Marc Goddard

>Fighter of the Year
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
Hasn't fought in 2019
>Gegard Mousasi
Hasn't fought in 2019
>Daniel Cormier
Hasn't fought in 2019

Brazilians are the best posters.

>Fighter of the Year
Dustin Poirier
>Female Fighter of the Year
Ilima-Lei Macfarlane
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Israel Adesanya
>International Fighter of the Year
Kamaru Usman
>Fight of the Year
Dustin Poirier vs. Justin Gaethje - UFC on FOX 29
>Knockout of the Year
Brian Ortega vs. Frankie Edgar - UFC 222
>Submission of the Year
Ryan Hall vs. B.J. Penn - UFC 232
>Comeback of the Year
Claudio Silva vs. Nordine Taleb - UFC Fight Night 130
>Upset of the Year
Khalil Rountree Jr. vs. Gokhan Saki
>Coach of the Year
Mike Brown
>Referee of the Year
Dan Miragliotta

will conor beat tony?

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>Aung La Nsang

>Ilima-Lei Macfarlane

>Aaron Pico

>Aung La Nsang

>Douglas Lima vs. Rory Macdonald - Bellator 192

>Mandel Nallo vs. Carrington Banks - Bellator 207

>Tyson Pedro vs. Saparbek Safarov - UFC 221

>Angela Lee

>Din Thomas

>Mike Beltran

None cazzie choices incoming

Heard Kron doesn't really have a team, he runs his own gym and sometimes trains with the diaz bros. Anyone else worried?

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Yeah the whole reason they moved to espn was because fox picked wwe over them, but of course everyone who works for the ufc spinned it like it was an upgrade somehow.

I didn't know that happened that sounds hilarious did they all pick themselves?

It's for 2018 ya simp. 2019 isn't even half way over.

I don't know I think there was some discussion about whether Eddie or Schaub or would take it. Apparently Schaub hasn't been rolling since he retired.

>me on the right

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He has a good shot if he can finish him within the first two rounds. Conor will definitely knockdown Tony it's just a matter of whether he can finish the fight before he gases. The ref will probably be a big factor too because if it's some early stoppage fag ref Conor will almost certainly.

Pic related is the decline that I'm talking about. I was surprised with how good the ratings and subscription numbers were early this year but now it looks like they are fading after the initial hype.

Also the UFC Liverpool aired at a similar time slot as the st. petersburg ones but with a smaller time window and it still did 80k better. Those prelims were headlined by Brese vs Dan Kelly so it's not like it was a high profile bout and it took place on a Sunday as opposed to Saturday

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>Fighter of the Year
DC
>Female Fighter of the Year
Nunes
>Breakthrough Fighter of the Year
Isreal
>International Fighter of the Year
Khabib
>Fight of the Year
TFerg/Pettis
>Knockout of the Year
Nunes/Cyborg
>Submission of the Year
Zabit/Davis
>Comeback of the Year
Tferg
>Upset of the Year
Cejudo/DJ
>Coach of the Year
Javier Mendez
>Referee of the Year
Herb

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I'm gonna be completely honest with y'all.

Schaub's below the belt is a good show.

Dooh, I'm not feeling 237.
>Aldo
>Nog
>Silva
>Penn
>Guida

Is this card for Boomers?
Not great by UFC PPV standards.

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>Francis/JDS isn't happening until July

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What the fuck is wrong with you that you have no interest in prospect killer aldo?

yeah it's really not a great card. the brazilian cards are usually quite spicy though
>wmma main event (at least Rose is a woman)
>anderson getting KOd by HW turbonigger
>thiago alves retirement fight
>Nog in 2019
>BJ Penn getting mauled to death by Guida

Aldo v Volkanovski is pretty much the only compelling fight

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The only reason that I don't constantly call up Baldo's phone and scream "Baldo" all day everyday is because I feel sorry for him.

Damn, that guy looks SO Mexican

Now thats a flushing

All you had to do was listen, Dana.

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yo that lil nigga heemed him...

heem sleepy

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>BJ Penn
oh, right... at least Aldo heeming Volkanovski is going to to be spicy

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Who would win?
Jon Jones vs Brendan Schaub
Schaubweight

this card would actually be good if Jones/Santos was the headliner

Schaubweight? Jones.

>Guida vs Penn
christ

>wake up Rose, it's over

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TJ at 135 is actually pretty cute, no homo

are these the only heems in strawweight history?

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Penn is back my guy, his second prime is coming

You guys see Aldo bullying some goof on twitter?

she'll fold Rose like a fucking lawn chair

She tapped

Is anyone else really attracted to girls who have just been knocked out?

NO

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Rose tapped, quads comfirm

For some reason rose choking out waterson was really hot to me

you sick fuck. and yes, I share your disturbing fetish and am similarly aroused by beautiful women who have been violently incapacitated.

Jessica sent this poor babushka to mars, look at her eyes rolling lmao

>your cancer kid died for this

youtu.be/8hIPY9xUaF4

pussies

>they kill thanos in the first 15 minutes
colbys gonna freak !

Retards.
As spergy as I am, I fought better than that at their age.

How old is everyone here?

Me with the corona

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This is why Judo/Sambo and wrestling are the most devastating martial arts. A punch to the chin might heem you, but a throw will literally kill you or break multiple bones in your body, especially if you don't know how to break the fall and end up hitting your head on the asphalt.

Post you’re walk-out song
youtube.com/watch?v=XgRVzfq_g6w

my punches are strong enough to permaheem anyone here

From 14 till 40+
27 here

19

23 gadooooooooosh

26 year old Boomer

Dude Khabib literally wrestles friggin BEARS! Khabib smesh lol! This numbah wan boolsheet xDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=GWrPHQ_fgEA
I am legit going to go out to this song when I debut in the UFC

Who da fook cares if that little rat wrestles a bear, I know a man that invented the greatest Irish whiskey on God's green Earth. Fook day Mayweathers!

>still mad that your overhyped can lost
lmao

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She cute but that language is aweful shhounding
sounds like she trying really hard to spit out the cum that got stuck in her throat

Hey guys, how do we feel about the country of Brazil?

youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9E70rC6yQ
good choice but I'd go for something a bit more hype

Shithole , but i met a brasilian girl once she was extremely nice so they got a big plus from me

you have peasants taste
youtube.com/watch?v=rPokDfHvpVo

youtube.com/watch?v=w3bgHqqM3k0&t

I would get so hype I'd run to the cage like frankie edgar

Stay seething, muzzie

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Stay flushed.

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CUTE!

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Fuck you racist motherfucker.

ITS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=8CnRrbdQb_0

Hi ortegafag, wie geht es dir
lange nicht gehoert oder spammst du jemand anderen jetzt

based scroat testing for proxy

Aldo embarrasses Ortega

khabib fanboys are more obsessed with goober than goobers own fans

By having him suck his wang?

Im billingual famalam
ill post a vocaroo speaking german if ya want

Schaub, ya'blockblustter. Schmo 's Netflix

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17F

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dummy

youtu.be/wk4yEYOtJHs

of course that uppity fuck went to charlamagne

this radio show is so misleading
ive never once actually seen them eat breakfast, or talk about breakfast
what kind of breakfast club is it? they don't even review cereals

Cry more, hater. It's going to be hilarious mining salt out of your kind once Khabib wrestlefucks Poirier and will be one step away from becoming the LW GOAT. The delusion and denial in these threads will reach epic levels indeed.

Ich habe nur ein Ding gespammt: meinen Schwanz in deinem Mund.

Is there a more fake fighter than Israel? Such a fucking try hard.

JJ atleast you see straight through his act to the violent maniacal sociopath we all know and love, what is behind israels obnoxious act?

>Is there a more fake fighter than Israel?
askren

Whats her endgame?

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Askren is real US american shit eater.

I concur, Askren is a real shit-eater.

Das war wirklich unhoeflich von dir
wo sind deine manieren , ich hofe du kisst deine mutter nicht mit diesem dreckigem mund

youtu.be/abVJLOPBnXU

Manlets are actually built for fighting. They're so quick on their feet and hand speed is ridiculous. Manlets heem all body types except bulky big dudes.

This reply is proof Khabib fans are only Canor hater

Brazilian girls have the best braps hands down

Das bin ich nicht lol

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women are such pathetic creatures

look at the way the one in the black sports bra is arching her back lmao

Would rather Zabit fight Ortega in a Battle of the Bums special

>will reach epic levels indeed.
reddit

>es war ein weeb moslem
kek
hast du gestern gesagt du hattest ihre photos vom icloud?

>Most people have never been involved in a physical altercation with a trained martial artist, they have no idea how vulnerable they are, they're walking around. I've seen people get in arguments before and get crazy with people and start fights and then watch the fight take place and it boggles my mind I'm like why was this guy so confident to get into a physical altercation when he has no idea what to do?

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>LW Goat
He still hasn't fought Tony. Porier is an overhyped can who dodged the uncrushable can Nate and got rewarded with a fight against Mr. CTE man for it.

truly it is

90% of Khabib fanboys didn't start watching until 229 so they only know about his fight against Gooby and that he wrestled a baby bear or whatever.

This. Askren got gifted a win in a fight where he didn't land a single strike in. Shit almost looked fix. I assume all Askren fans are just being ironic after that shit show he got completely embarrassed during that fight. It's no wonder Woodley got out-wrestled by Usman if he's been training with Ben.

Also tend to be inbred muslims. 90% of kickboxing videos on youtube has the comment sections filled with moroccans cumming over Badr Hari spamming their flag, the biceps emoji, MASHALLAH and a line or two in their desert runes. Khabib die-hard fans are of the same intelligence level.

Ben wrassled the shit out Lawler and choked the life out of him

kek this is true for almost everything muslims like
pretty sure they do that under tsunaldos videos too

jo

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Look at all the fans at 20 seconds in this vid. You're not wrong. youtu.be/ELuoDCGr2sE

>khabib fanboys are more obsessed with goober than goobers own fans
>original post

Goober fans are literally devastated, they make posts about khabib out of nowhere for no reason, Goober himself is even more devastated to the point he can't stop posting about Khabib and had to post an apology tweet and actually leave the sport of MMA

Khabib 50-0 in MMA, 1000-0 in butt devastation

this happens with literally every athlete especially from 2nd-3d world countries

Greeks did it for Zambidis,Croatians for Crocop,Thais for Buakaw,Serbs for whoever basketball player etc

Yeah and Greeks would do it if they had anyone instead they just fuck boys in the sauna

No not really
i never saw under cro cops, zambidis, serb video anything religious wise
muslims are known for that

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>t. türk with greek proxy

wtf am I looking at here?

not religious but you'll see shit like fuck turks,republika srpska,totally irrelevant stuff anyway
yeah right you got me

Colby "Chaos" Covington

wollte wissen ob das spass war oder wirklich wirklich

>if only you knew how bad things really are ese

Nah fans of other fighters make posts about khabib because he got an free belt from beating Al and his only defense is against bum ass Gooby

Im not gonna argue whos worse , dumb balkan idiots or muslims in general
but the norway dude described them really good

Is this how I have to dress to get a gf

That slam would have actually killed Askren on asphalt my dude. He got manhandled by a flushed Robbie.

now thats a fine shirt i'd pay for

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Duolingo?

Hell yes.

>masvidal beats a can and now he's the talk of the town
Did everyone forget George Masvicringe is a can too?

Grew up there actually

SIEG HEIL HEIL HITLER!

bUt On tHE sTReEeEeEtZZZ!1!!

Wake up Yang Gang

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Dana-chan y u no pay fighta?

Lol. If anything Askren getting the sleepy slam and still coming back to submit Lmaower shows how easily he btfos adversity.

youtu.be/ayZPAQlfI88

Ist dir ueberlassen was du glaubst

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Where the fuck are you getting these pictures? Did you hack into her webcam or something.

He looked like shit for how much he was hyped up. Everyone complains about memebender being overhyped, but he's never got slammed like that or gifted a win.

Damn that was fucking brutal the way his skull bounced off the concrete. Oh well. The more cholos that suffer CTE, the better.

Whom are you quoting?

a/s/l ?

Icloud

19/M/5.5"

37
Damn kids, get off my lawn!

Tony is a can who ducked Khabib twice when he had the chance to fight for the real, undisputed belt: first when he had the chance to fight him at UFC 223 and then when he had the chance to be Khabib's next opponent by fighting Max. The schizo alcoholic is going to spend the remainder of his career sitting on the sidelines, begging for a title fight that he no longer deserves with better challengers stepping up like Poirier and Gaethje, challengers who actually fight and win instead of sitting on their ass and begging.

23/m/Florida

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Some of you are alright

don't go to Popeyes chicken tomorrow

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.

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based

based

whos your favorite fighter from the 90's

that's actually one of the better ones

Wake up John

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*wins easily anyway*

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this cardiolet has zero chance

cringe picture

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2 question for you all
should Bruce Lee shorts be retired once Silva retired?
should Jon Jones go back to his pink shorts?

No and yes. But Reebok probably won't let Jon wear cool shorts

This is true. I bumped into one of my coaches at the grocery store, a harmless looking bloke, and I was thinking 'nobody has any idea how bad this guy would light them up'.

Teacher, Jorge got a gameboy in his napsack.

*spin backfists you*

Did he fuck you up?

What's the latest with Brock v. DC?

If you had to knock any current/former MMA fighter out with one punch, who would you choose?

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still convinced jones is whiter than cormier, but a white trash kind of white

It's still not official. It may be announced around ufc 237, but that's just speculation. I'm sure it will get announced before Ngannou fights again though so that DC will be occupied in case Ngannou wins. I don't think DC wants to fight an actual contender anymore.

does anyone really care?

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yes, m-me

It's tough b. They're both pretty white, but I think you're right. Jon is more of the white trash white, while DC is more the ivy league douche kind of white.

People say they will fight in August

>42 year old brock in the USADA era
what is the possible interest in watching cuckmier lay on top of another bum until they give up?
it's so clear to everyone that he's dodging the real contenders.
everyone knows he'll relinquish the belt (voluntarily or by force) when Jones decides to move up

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Aldo would never do that he's too pure.

Cabbage

I have actually thought a lot about this. Bein punch drunk is the ultimate red pill. I remember when I was 6 I ran full speed into a metal pole with my head, I turned out a lot more aggressive and successful than my brother who is more of an autismo anti depressant taking nerd

Valentina is the savior of the white race.

Conor panic tapped, he didn't really tap for real - look it up

youtube.com/watch?v=oIw7aFd5nD4

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Billy madison reboot with Jorge playing billy madison

Where does one acquire a "BJ pen" and are they as effective as a flesh light?

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Setle muslim

Imagine if he calls out Jones after laying on Bork for 5 rounds. He'd basically be giving Jon the hw title like the nice guy that he is.

i want to cum all over her new tiddies

to all the touch butt homos bumping this gay thread,

why don't you step up your game and follow the noble manly art of boxeo?

suck a dick heem

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>Pillow fencing
Nah

>referring to the queensbury pugilistic code as pillow fencing

dosser

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More like Queersbury

BOOM ROASTED

>Faggot of the year
(you)

muay thai fighter destroys boxer

Boxing is the gayest sport on the planet, I'm glad it's dying

enjoy tecia torres fights on PPV

MMA losers are the worst

>tfw greg hardy gets dq'd again

she has that "i don't bath very often and i fart all the time" kinda face

>arlovski oliveira Jacare parlay
literally free money, thank me later

Jacare is one win from a title shot. Historically, that means he'll lose

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>Oliveira
Oh honey...

SIT YO ASS DOWN WHITEBOI

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Check his twitter he's bullying some footballer.

Joe stop posting.

Oh is this nigger cheater wifebeater getting another headline

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Screencap it, nerd. Thats how it works here.

I'm still seething about this. And the worst part is that everyone's calling him GOAT because he beat VolCAN and Muh ballz was hot xD. I sincerely hope Brock splits Cuckmier's ass in half.

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there's something nonhuman about him that makes me intensely uncomfortable

He's just a regular boomer after all.

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That sounds amazing

>I'm still seething about this
Lol fucking dweeb

BASED cormiGOD workin your fat pinhead mark ass

>arlovski winning an mma fight in 201X

>I sincerely hope Brock splits Cuckmier's ass in half.
We all do and I think he will based on how he completely overpowered DC when they faced off.

cringe

Who's excited for Cejudo vs Moraes?

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moraes will be crippled when cejudo is done with him

cry more faggot

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Moraes is gonna drop Cejudo like a turd, probably by a vicious high kick

High IQ favourite fighters
> Colby
> Woodley
> Garbrandt
> Jacare
> Jon Jones

Intermediate IQ favourite fighters:
> Askren
> Diaz (Nate)
> Romero
> Paul Craig

Bottomless pit IQ favourite fighters:
> McGregor

Low IQ favourite fighters
> everyone else

Top IQ favorite fighters
>Mike Perry

Add Kron to intermediate

cringe

Jacare is quite old.

underrated

the last FW that Moraes fought dropped him

>are they as effective as a flesh light?
it's tough b

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Nigger

Proud of Brendan being able to find success in pursuing his passion. He KO'd crocop!
Bur what did he mean by this: youtu.be/r7DBWBol8fI

#theogate

Absolutely feening and seething for the coco

I'd let her fart on my breakfast.

just found out brits still fight with swords and knives HAHAHAH
BASED, but what does this have to do with brendan schaub?

Why'd he tie his hoodie so tight that he couldn't breathe?

19

Show me a more kino heem-celebration combo.
>hint- you literally can not

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Teams are for weaklings and fags, based kron

27

Porier ducked diaz

Askren was out

this is definitely me when I deny the holocaust

camera work was so on point

This place is a complete shell of it's former self.

Should I become more active in the discord? Is that where everyone went?

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>Should I become more active in the discord?

I think that's exactly what you should do.

I’ve moved on from /heem/ and started a peach farm. It’s a beast straight up

>tfw I can shovel hook every here

>gets lowkicked to death

fag

I think I'm the only person who wants to see Nunes Vs Val 3.

Agreed

>when marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot

I'll watch it but it better not be a main event

What's your favourite individual martial art heem and why

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maybe in Ultimate Surrender. No interest in seeing Val get beaten even worse

Ultimate
Fighting

For me, it's the sport formally know as "mixed martial art"

Fence fighting

it will always be a bad matchup for Val.

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She farts on my dick and there's nothing you can do about it.

hey bro hows it going lately? /heem/ is dying :(

cant be true because she never farts

ive been busy, theres an agent of chaos in my life

Hope everything is okay, seriously. Schaub bless bro.

thanks man, im still around, heem tab stays open

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Glad you're still around, feels nice knowing you're still lurking. I was beginning to give up on this place. Late nights like this was when /heem/ started to heat up, remember the good old days?

If Kailin had bigger tits, she'd still be in the UFC

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I member

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>did you know we have a fart mic?! XD
Why are LA comedians so fucking shit? It’s no wonder Schaub made it big.

Ever wonder why female fighters on a losing streak get fake tits? It's because Dana gives them two choices

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>4-6

Can you believe this was 2 years ago?

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>remember the good old days of /heem/

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Schaub is repped by WME's biggest competitor

bro are you having some sort of mental crisis right now?

kinda

For me, it's the 3-piece and a soda. The best fast food combination.

Got an amateur fight lined up with the ultimate goal of getting the 170lb belt and having several children with AI Shinozaki

>tfw you only schaubpost to relive the glory days of heem to yourself
feels badbros

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In another timeline, schaub is the heavyweight GOAT and went on JRE and convinced joe to stop podcasting.

"Listen my guy, centrism just ain't what the kids wanna here anymore. It's tough, b."

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It's because beaners think they are tough but they are fucking shit

Rizin's running another one of their smaller hall shows in about 5 weeks

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...

>my gf said...
Ignore the LARPing faggots.

Why can’t we live in this timeline?
>Schaub heems Ngannou
>Schaub ends the Jones meme
>Schaub boxes Wilder and is DQ’d in the first round for heeming him with a head kick
>Schaub heems joe and jamie live on JRE

>H-he's not a cutbabby

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Why doesn't Rogan do his show live anymore?

youtube.com/watch?v=OOSFef1lIAQ

he just did it live yesterday?

>i heard schaub talking about it
x'd out here

If you don't want to see bork fight again you're not a real fan

He has a much better chance than people are willing to give him too

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>some animu fag dictating who is and who isn't a 'real fight fan'
brehh

>crying about korean cartoons on four chan dot org
You lost?

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>no askren

get funk'd motherfunker

>cardio matters when you win inside 30 seconds

i sucked his cock

based

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bork just wants the paycheck

I'm interested in seeing Val vs her sister in a grappling only fight
>nude

Coral whats going on in your life thats causing you mental problems

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if jon jones is so great lets see him drop 50 pounds and fight khabib

who do you think would win? Val is a much better grappler but maybe she would go easy on her big sister.

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Loneliness. People keep leaving my life. Doesn't help that /heem/ is also super slow.

O but b khabib is the best wrestler in the world my man he wrestled a baby bear he's fer ser the best in the world Jon stands no chance b.

just turned 30 and still a failure

so that girl stopped talking to you

Her and one of my last remaining friends moved out of town for a job.

its tough

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Yeah, I missed therapy this weekend cause finals so having a rough time. At least I'll be at the fights this weekend, really looking forward to Perry vs Cowboy.

>really looking forward to Perry vs Cowboy.
me too bro

I'll get some good pictures for you guys. My seats are decent.

Location, not length.

18/f/Coral Springs, Florida

Man these African guys are everywhere all of a sudden. Is there some Nigerian Ted Turner with 50 million burning a hole in his pocket or what

I'll "settle" right down your throat, kuffar.

hmu

Gordon finally gets mogged.

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>khabib is the best wrestler in the world
Yep, the best MMA wrestler in the world. That's what the UFC narrative is going to be when he wrestlefucks NCAA D1 Gaethje into a coma and seething incels like you will not be able to do a thing to change it.

He has only recently entered the system, Gordon has his number for now. God damn that kid is a beast though.

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heems mah heart!

She isnt realy THAT hot, but its a mix of body, face, hair and her absolute refuse to quit in the ring that combines into quite a package.

Who is the Mike Tyson of MMA?

Dana vs Takada is the fight to make

Tito --> Chuck --> GSP ---> Rhonda/Connor
then Honda ded
!!!
so:
24/7 Conor hype-train
but
Mayweather exposes/clons Conor
and
entire sports pays for Conor's shit performance
result:
MMA growth: ded
UFC merch: ded
UFC growth: ded
Khabib buries Conor
and, finally:
UFC ded

*wins*

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there isn't one

>Mayweather exposes/clons Conor
>clowns not clons

Is the UFC making a mistake matching him up with Masvidal?

I feel like there is still a lot of money to be made off both men. Why have one of them lose?

Why do you gobble Khabib's nuts so much?

I'm confused by this too they should have given them Woodley, RDA or Colby (assuming he isn't getting a title shot soon) since they have less hype atm

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Askren wasn't out, he's clearly inside the octagon

Neither of them are a significant draw.

Bump

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Khababby fans are such angry nigger boys. Nobody cares about that can.
>B-b-but he beat mcgasser
Another can.

i can see why this guy got the best (shadow realm) knock-outs of literally all time. No man has been knocked out cold as hard as this dude

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Penn should have stopped fighting 6 years ago, why can't he see reality, does he really think he'll be champion again ???

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>Coral hasn't posted here in years
>Comes back going on about "huh, heem has changed :("

yeah you missed the worst parts faggot. it's toulgh

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Nigga got that poison weapon perk

why is no one showing the chris how to box

His wife said he uses the camps to stay off drugs.

PVZ craves my bwc

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Conor

this shit was so satisfying,hope asskren gets KTFO by a bumsdival

Kind of sad that the only people that still post here are Russian rape baby meme faggots that don't know anything about fighting or being funny

I know enough to knock you stiff.

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92325716
fuck back off to discord than tranny the faggy
no precious (you) from me b

Everything, everywhere, is dying. Always. Except for a fresh peach of course.

He looked really good in the first round

Mike 'Platinum' Perry remains undefeated

>people defending kebab fighting a bear

Why would anybody post here now it's all the same shit that was never funny to begin with haha Brendan Schaub haha

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Favourite Brendan Schaub moment?

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Haha man this never gets old thanks for turning this place into a reflection of your irl social life hahaha

hahaha favourite episode of blower bell?

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100%

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Who is the fruit and who is the nut?

>Nunes
>Losing to Holm

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*goes on to win*
WEEEEE WANT THE FUNK, GOTTA HAVE THE FUNK

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Cmon b

youtube.com/watch?v=gBWH3OWfT2Y
based and Clinton pilled

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*wins every time*

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Favorite fruit to nut in?

DARREN TILL DELETED HIS INSTAGRAM

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and his twitter

And his chin

Paige should have done porn t b h

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Heeminder pvz gave up all her holes to a bunch of chads at a party in HS and called rape afterwards

Gotta be a Callenfornin peach

Baby don't heem me
Don't heem me
No more

I'M THE MOST DELETED FIGHTER IN THE WORLD

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punk could heem every here

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No one gives a shit about WMMA.

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime

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kek, I wonder why or if it was anything to do with his Tenerife bender, or maybe his abandoned child who he wishes was dead

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>mfw I have a better body then a professional wrestler/ufc fighter and I don't even do anything
I swear I could HEEM 9/10 guys itt right now without breaking a sweat.

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Queen fucking sucks, fuck you and their shitty music.

Did you make this yourself or is it from that MMA awards shit? Either way it’s horrible

volkanovski vs aldo and to see "bus" rose get heemed into oblivion knowing waifufags are gonna get worked into a massive seethe

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worldmmaawards.com/vote/

yeah it's horrible

get voting bees

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he’s just the average Muslim supporting the one Muslim fighter who is popular

Boston salmon

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favorite female combatant?

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favourite edition of The Fighter and the Kid™ starring Brendan Peter Schaub and Brian Christopher Callen?

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All of them

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I'm a big fan of Tatiana Suarez, she's looking like a solid contender and potential future champion. It really goes to show the growing prominence of wrestling in MMA. Aspen Ladd and Ketlen Viera also serve to exemplify this, admittedly to a lesser extent. A very bright future in WMMA

prime me would heem (You)

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You're a fat sweaty frogposter, I highly doubt it.

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>Learning the languegae of your masters
Your ancestors would be proud. Unironically

I haven’t even hit my prime and I would heem both of you right now

i'm still in my prime and just getting started

>Not walking out to Avi Bitter
Pussy

give me a top 10 guy i'll fight anyone the UFC puts in front of me

You the boxing guy?

The biggest bum in wmma hands down

>The biggest bum in wmma hands down

that's Antonina, at least she beat Roxy

yea he's brazilian

Where is /heem/?

looks like an old middle eastern woman in a hijab with that hoodie

Oh, it's just right over HERE
*heems you*

post prime me could give you a 5 round schooling and win the split decision.

it's the friends we made along the way

reem bless come back

youtube.com/watch?v=CrgUVXqwYFU

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Reem bless

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can someone post the smiling Till edits? thank you in advance

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>almost gets heemed by a submission gatekeeper

Reem should give up the dream and preserve whats left of brain for another career. He has enough personality to succeed in some kind of tv role.

Why you keep posting that webm? Team fortress fucking sucks

I meant the jorge one. I apologize I should have been more specific

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thank you kiwi you were always the favorite child.

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I knew you were referring to the Masvidal one and I was tryna post both but it kept saying I had to wait like 3 minutes to post a duplicate Yea Forums is bs

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For me, its $1000 and a fighters union.

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This was so satisfying to watch live, fuck that guy Ian

I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

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Replies decide where i spam i would gladly do box

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Awful stoppage

Yes can you spam mini khabib on box please?

Sorry about your legs

Paul Craig vs Alonzo Menifield will be a spicy one. Possibly FOTY, calling it now.

cazzie

Quads on crying goblinesse

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I'll kick you in the ribs, nigger boy

I would easily heem punk. I would also tap him in jiu jitsu. He's a jobber.

So... this is the power of funk wrestling.

here

favourite brendan schaub sneaker?

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Based bong battling autism with more autism

Reminder that Jones is a cutbabby reach abuser who would be a can otherwise

Having a good frame for your weight class is half the game at the top level of MMA.

reminder that if all of the good fighters werent good they would suck

Ah I see, no worries though! I actually hadn’t saved the other photo either so I’m happy you decided to post it as well. :^).

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Fuck niggers.
>
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
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Fuck rap.
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Fuck r&b
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Fuck hiphop
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Fuck wiggers
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Fuck ms13
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Fuck the triads
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Fuck coal burners.
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Fuck all white traitors.
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Fuck Muslims
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Fuck Kikes.
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Fuck Chinks.
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Fuck Weebs.
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Fuck Autists.
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Fuck Internet Censors.
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Fuck Goverment Employees.
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Fuck Gang Members.
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Fuck criminals.
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Fuck cops.
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Fuck vegans.
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Fuck gun grabbers.
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Fuck Jerusalem.
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Fuck the Koran.
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Fuck the Torah.
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Fuck Warner Brothers.
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Fuck Women's Rights
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Fuck The Rockefellers
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Fuck NATO
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Fuck the UN
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Fuck The Middle East.
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SPAMMY THE PIECE OF SHIT

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TWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS KIKE RIDDEN SPORT FOR CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! NO FOR GOD SAKES TELL ME WITHOUT LYING, COMPLETELY HONEST, WHO THE HELL IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER?
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Pvz starring in anal creampie eating sluts vol 62 is my dream

based

imagine having no legs whatsoever

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
This is some deep fried bullshit on a stick right here. Why does Canada get this and we don't? What makes them so special?
ghostbustersnews.com/2019/04/25/7-eleven-canada-offering-a-ghostbusters-themed-slurpee-collector-cups/

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Jacaroid

For me its tap in 24/7

youtube.com/watch?v=_XxUMi31OfE

Jacare is a can who couldn't even beat Kelvin. He can only win over other flushed fighters like Weidman. Bet the house on Hermansson

how will marreta fold jon jones?

a. like a beach chair
b. like a lawn chair

It’s weigh in time Heem. Post your stats.

>Le bum that got heemed by Santos

like a lawn chair

how would the UFC change if you could bite?

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Fights wouldn't get sanctioned so the UFC would go bankrupt

I really enjoy having functional legs

no i mean if you were allowed to and it was ok

who would win the most

What if swords were allowed

being daft now

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me: gabi
you: sakuraba

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Bosslogic here

How do you guys like my OC?

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dreamed that I weighed in 40 pounds over the weight limit for my ufc fight lads, and my coaches starting chasing me and shooting at me after that, then I woke up when they got me

Asian fighters finally wouldn't be perma flushed

Gastebum lost that fight. His pillowfists couldnt even hurt old man Brendan Fraser jacapoo

> cabbage is wrong?
youtube.com/watch?v=qIMVwYrmTwA

Shut up, bitch

lads what race is jacare, hes too tall for indigenous and hes got a big black nose

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I miss Canelofag...

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he's zambo

My new thread

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Your thread is shit you discord tranny and no one is going to use it

Please tell me there's more of her

Is he trying to say its filled with fags and crazy people???

Charlamagne is possibly the most annoying human being I've ever seen

The ultimate can bout