/mls/ featuring /wog/ /usl/ and not /cpl/ and /nwsl/

>the Union have announced that they are converting a space by the home locker room that used to be a lounge for players' families into a lounge for high-rollers with expensive sideline seats.

workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains

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love to pay $4000 to get unlimited shitty beer with my bros from work

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for me?

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For me its, race to seis.

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the women's team has a much better jersey tbqhimo

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Looks like a pregnant support bra

for comparison
Nike's shirts have been hyper boring, Adidas are out of control ugly

we deserve a Umbro or Kappa

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Wat

>no, more nazis !

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SOON
O
O
N

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oof

probably

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The NFL is having its slave auction tonight, I hope you all are ready to keep this thread alive.

gross

>tfw no MLS slave auction

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good luck anons, i'm out

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bye bitch

Sorry I care more about playing visual chinese cartoon novels than midweek /mlels/ going up against some eggball event I couldn't care less about.

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Are they /ourteam/?

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Should be pandering to the neo-yuppies who are raising everyone's rent.

Why LAFC?

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lose more bitxh

wouldn't be caught alive in kc

>gentrification fc
That’s why.

>Seattle of Texas
>"VAMOS EL TREE"
>Tony Precum
far fucking from it

My drunk ass at Doop games when being told to around to the other side to enter the River End.

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not in a million years

checked

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why is there a guy in camo and USMC green in the tunnel club and it appears he is seig heiling

Marines are lunkheads and/or Nazis, what did you expect

damn, guess doop is the new neo nazi MLS club.

Kek one of them literally parades his group to push the “no nazi” agenda “hard”

Have sex

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Are you guys ready for the first CPL match?
It's on SAT, APR 27

Forge FC vs York9 FC

01:00PM ET

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>the call that #SavedTheCrew

Haha yeah man fascism is so cool!

Honestly user, you can’t control what supporters do outside the club though

They aren’t going around enforcing their fascist shit or even starting shit with anyone who isn’t,

punch all nazis

>They aren’t going around enforcing their fascist shit or even starting shit with anyone
google that retard

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LOONS

NK Nunavut when?

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Cringe, but redpilled.

>perf

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HYPE

eventually we'll need to have CPL memes

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Send your loan and reserve players to this USL team ! We need our first win badly

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Hopefully the CPL guys get to join the new SuperLiga and play against MLS and Liga Mx clubs. It would be a nice legacy of the 2026 world cup

>globalism
not a massive fan tbqh

time to fold central coast imo

This new kid actually about 20 and just claims to be 15?

Epic xD

>if you criticise someone, it means you take the exact stance he is against
Nice logic

Reminder that the Mingos are based and are /ourguys/

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Jeez. Europe does the same thing. It's called the champions league

CPL week 1 preview

youtu.be/Yr_0ySFwnVA

No Sporting Yellowknife? Come'on CPL.

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They screwed up badly by not giving Usain Bolt a contract

Why google when I got to the matches and witness it for myself?

Have sex, it clears your mind and makes you give less fucks about all this beta “muh political ideology” shit

J U S T

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unironically feel bad for this team

if they CAN'T beat the Crapids at home, they should just give up

We have players on loan from Columbus SC and Minnesota United. The win will come soon

>no relegation
Who gives a fuck if they win or lose>

Because they can still make it back into the playoffs, then make a run at the cup. How about the teams in your league that will never get relegated, but will never compete for hardware. Are they motivated to win or improve?

If teams in the EPL don't constantly innovate then they stagnate and eventually get relegated.
Look at Newcastle, Notts Forest, Derby, Blackburn, QPR, Stoke, Middlesborough, Norwich, both Sheffield clubs, Sunderland, Aston Villa, Bolton, Birmingham, Charlton, Bradford, Coventry, Fulham, Leeds, Portsmouth, Wigan, Wimbledon.

All of these clubs at one point or another were mid-table teams. They failed to continue setting a high standard for themselves and now many of them are crumbling, one doesn't even exist.
The Premier league is brutal. You adapt or you die. MLS is a babby league. It's an anti-meritocracy. If you do shit it barely matters because you will just stay in the same league until you figure things out.

>anti-meritocracy
I disagree. The teams that are shit and stay shit don't win anything. There are teams that work to improve, and they pull themselves out of the basement and succeed.

There absolutely are teams in the PL and other pro/rel leagues that are apathetic because they will never get relegated or win anything meaningful.

Like who? Everton? They were nearly relegated a couple of times, it came down to the last day of the season at one point. Leicester? They've gone from prem champions to solidly mid-table within 3 seasons, who knows where they will be in another 3. Southampton? They're 6 points (2 wins) from the relegation zone currently.

Face it, the only teams that are truly safe in the Prem are the top 6, all of whom are capable of winning things. This apathy you're talking about doesn't exist. You can't rest on your laurels in the EPL, it's too competitive, there's too much money, there are too many teams desperate to take your spot.
Back in the nineties Leeds looked like they were going to break through and become a massive club. Then they went down and it took them 15 years to get back, which they haven't even done yet.

>Good night my love, pleasant dreams.

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>and they pull themselves out of the basement and succeed.
Yeah but that's my point. It what I said. If they got relegated then they would be fucked: less money, less fans, no players want to join, no television spots etc.
By keeping them in the same league you're just letting them be shit until they become better. It's weak and allows them to be weak and to get away with it. it's not exciting at all. Avoiding relegation on the last day of the season is one of the greatest memories a football fan can have. It regularly elicits pitch invasions (something you don't see in cup finals or when teams win the league). It's a type of elation that fans in the MLS don't even consider.
Without decay there can be no true beauty.
Without jeopardy there can be no true greatness.

I just don't agree with this. There is parity in MLS, enough that almost any team has a chance to actually succeed (i.e. win hardware). The ones that don't are the few that still have shitty owners that don't want to spend. Teams that do poorly in MLS don't do so because there's no relegation. We don't need pro/rel to kick these teams in the ass, we need expansion to end so that MLS 1.0 owners (Sugarman in Philadephia, Kraft in NE, Kroenke in Colorado, and a couple others) will sell off their investments.
>Without decay there can be no true beauty.
>Without jeopardy there can be no true greatness.
Cute, but meaningless. MLS teams face consequences for being shitty, even without a death sentence hanging over their heads. MLS teams pull themselves out of the shitter, even without a death sentence hanging over their heads. If you want the most exciting thing >your team does to be "not being the worst," fine, enjoy. Shitty MLS teams turn things around quickly and make the playoffs and actually compete for the ML Scup.

I mean it's a matter of opinion and you're entitled to yours. I respect that you feel invested in the league anyway. It's just for me I can't get interested in a division that doesn't relegate the worst of their clubs. It's obviously a personal choice, so fair enough. I don't really get the American way of doing things though.

Tbf I think MLS will get pro/rel eventually, once expansion ends and markets are more established and reliable. They split USL (the 2nd tier) into a few levels and are setting it up to have it's own pro/rel soon. Eventually they will connect that system to the top league.

But yeah, American sports culture plays a significant role in all of this. I care enough about >my team to keep following them, but I know the majority of fans in Philly or Boston or wherever aren't going to drive 30 minutes out of town to their "local" stadium to watch their team play FC Bismark after getting relegated. And t.bh FC Bismark probably can't afford to travel across the country to play them regularly without a lot of help.

>They split USL (the 2nd tier) into a few levels
No they didn't, they just renamed the lower leagues to USL.
>and are setting it up to have it's own pro/rel soon.
Citation required.

>Lone Star Republic Secures First Player Transfer in Club History, Signs Juan ‘Pelon’ Salas from Arlington FC for $70 of BAM (Bank Account Money)

Seattle vs Lazio When?

Similar to the moral panic felt by midwest christian mothers when their son goes to timmy's to play D&D.
>Calling a guy who scored a 1488mph on a chronograph a terrorist

Okay but CanPL starts tomorrow and I'm excited

there is some MLS team that has soccer-specific stadium, and that in that stadium the only sport that is played and practiced is Soccer.

That football is not played in that stadium, baseball is not played, Lacrosse is not played, and Rugby is not played.

that in that MLS stadium only Soccer is played

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Soccer_stadiums

>Yea Forums is making fun of us again

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AD San Carlos

Will you have a CBC stream for Americans? Cause I just checked and the offical onesoccer stream costs money. While CBC is antenna

GO AWAY

No fuck dammit.

F

>soon

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IT'S COMING HOME LADS

looks better than the mls pravda studio

wake me up when Based Halifax are playing

$3000 a year for player salaries
$140,000 a year for travel expenses
$600,000 for studio decorations
someone pls help me budget, my league is folding

>$600,000 for studio decorations
pffffft
apart from the A/V setup, that set looks like it cost about 50 bucks

maybe it's just me, i don't know

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Mathieu Doyelle

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rest of that match was a lol-fest, but that was a SWEEEEEEEET run

This guy made me proud to be a Galaxy supporter the last few years. God speed Drini.

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LOONS

why no cute loons girls?
too fat?

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>no tackles allowed on MLS© HG® Prospect™
so this is the power of USL

nah, RGV are just shit at defense

>pg 7

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She will have a place in the ethnostate. How are her weaving and horticulture skills?

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Does she have an IG where she posts her milkers?

she sure does, friendo

...that being?

>tfw fell for the 2dpill
i guess she'd be good for the MLSlags initiative for bumping the thread.

>soon

:3

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When is Arizona going to get a MLS team? The Phoenix Rising are pretty damn popular.

Hotshots would be the franchise

High school tier defending.

Strong contender for spot #30
Unless Detroit magically gets their shit together, I think it will be them

Maybe as the 30th team.

fuck zonies
that is all

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probably #30
definitely by #32 if MLS expands further

>Tottenham

For me, it's the eventual Los Angeles Aztecs of Anaheim

MLS has space for 32 teams:
- 2 conferences with 2 divisions each
- Each division having 8 teams
- A team plays everyone else once (31 matches) and playing again with other teams from same division (7 matches)
- Each team would have a 38 matches to play in regular season

4 (FOUR) HOURS UNTIL THE OFFICIAL INAUGURAL GAME OF THE CANADIAN PREMIER LEAGUE, WAKE THE FUCK UP /EMELESS/

Will the CPL be added to FIFA 20?

Where's the CBC Stream for the Americans? They want to charge us in a phone app to see these games

Isn't it in South Central? How is that part gentrified?

There's no stream yet, but there's /r/redditsoccercity which might have something by then

>38 games
yeezus

alternative idea: state leagues and then a 50 team playoff

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South Central doesn't exist anymore, LAFC stadiun wouldn't have been considered SC, and the average LAFC fan comes from Southgate or Reseda anyway

I like this, but instead of each state having 1 team, they do it Champions League style, where the better states get multiple teams and the worse states have to go through a playoff or whatever. No one wants to watch Billings Saint-Germain take on Besiktas Iowa. Also maybe do regional leagues instead of state leagues for some cases

Somebody email this to Don Garber.

2020 SuperLiga in August.

4 teams from MLS
4 teams from Liga Mx
4 teams from Canadian Premier League (CPL)

Winner take all.

Invite some South American or Carribean clubs in later on and you now have a tournament that can compete against Copa Libertadores or UEFA Champions League.

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>Portland
She's way too clogged with non-white semen to be considered for any white ethnostate

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i'd shoot my real salt lake on her if you know what I mean

Same number than Premier League

>Canadian Premier League (CPL)
CPL should be part of it, but I don't think CanPL is good enough.

I'd be up for this

But you're forgetting the playoffs

The commissioner is already talking about expansion with 4 sure bids. The league is growing already.

Ready to embarrass ourselves once again.

how much for an expansion team?

>soon

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MLS isn't good enough for Concacaf Champions League so that doesn't matter

that's a nice stadium

MLS teams are consistently getting to the semis and finals, why would you say that?

>empty seats oh no no no NO NO NO

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Not sure. Maybe this article can help

sportingnews.com/ca/soccer/news/three-or-four-front-runners-for-canadian-premier-league-expansion-commissioner-says/1hw8yarxv3cg1ao98l4g62poo

i hope you're being sarcastic

pregame cbc stream:
gem.cbc.ca/live/1504597571736

>This content is not available outside of Canada.

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>Random pride flag in the stands
lol

>people are still triggered by this
lol

It's starting, fucking hype

only thing that sucks so far is the names

when >soon becomes >now

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Scott "Vote Amateurs" Russell doing pro soccer. Nice.

just be thankful you aren't in Canada buddy

>Garrett Wheeler doing play-by-play
Knows this man since Sun Media days, around first years of TFC. Congrats to him.

GO MACRON

>pooge

Only two names I recognize are Telfer and Bekker. Who else are good?

Oh, Telfer is pretty good.

>Forge

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What a time to be alive

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Forget MLS defending, CanPL defending is where it (isn't) at

That was a sick bicycle. Just miss the target.

THIS is what MLS wishes it was holy lol

Good. Scoring sells, especially in North American markets.

Emery Welshman is a Guyanese national, he could be okay. He just missed a bicycle kick

That might have went in if it weren't windy.

lads

I feel like I'm pregaming for the TFC game

Despite the goal, Forge does look better so far.

>google cpl
>google cpl stream
>literally all about the carribean or cricket leagues

The wind is troubling today.

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>SHITTY
SHITTY
>SHITTY
SHITTY
>SHITTY
SHITTY
>SHITTY
SHITTY

>Bekker
>Forge

Are there lots of Nazi hools in MLS stadiums?

doulbe wtf

>Long Shots FC

>Google CPL
>just get streams of Lompoc Tiburons vs Coalinga Wanderers
wtf

Portland is very huwite for a major city

telfer is a proper 6 mans

7 matches more for finalists (if counting 16 teams going to playoffs)

based and hornpilled

>that shoulder
lmao what a goon

>not getting sent off for that
based and redpilled

>Attendance announced at 17,611 at Canadian Premier League opener in Hamilton. #CanPL

fugg

Cap is 23,218 so it is decent.

>this goony shit goin on right now
based

pretty boring stuff if you ask me

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why not wait until hockeii is over to start CanPL?

>8 of 12 Eastern teams have negative GD
why are they allowed to guaranteed playoff spots?

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'ATE COD
'ATE NEWFIES
'ATE THE FRENCH
LOVE THE QUEEN
LOVE THE ISLAND
LOVE SALMON
SIMPLE AS

L
M
A
O

cmon moronnistan

REALLY CANADA? REALLY?

OH NO NO NO NO *wheeze*

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did they really build that whole stadium for half a crowd?
yikes

portland has some decent actors

really dragging their feet

>dorondo

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's actually a Canadian Football stadium
go TigerCats!

>games on
>dead thread
dead league

that's not so bad. said 17k, that's more than the two texas teams and columbus have been getting

That 17k is actual butts in seats too, they gave away tickets for free so in MLS terms they distributed 25k tickets so their attendance was 25k.

Granted this IS a one off and if they get half the numbers to show up the league will be a massive success.

Half the threads in this shit general are about muh attendance, what did you expect?

>hate negrodelphia
>have to want them beating chinkpooper
why

canada are the bad guy

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

It actually wasn't

>it's autism awareness night in new york

Where is that full qanon picture of the bulls?

>shittsonasty
wew

>Color-Red-o Crapids

t. supports Low Attendance shitters

ATLANTA IS BACK, BITCH

Hello everyone. Hope you are having a nice night

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Have fun.

Looks like another typical night

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>1-0 at home vs shittiest team
>we're back

>those caps
>the ornery
>beating the crapids 1-0

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no, this isn't europe

see: NYCFC

THANK YOU BASED BEVS

>"new england revolution"
>proper shitehouse brexit footy

I don't get it

>Fakes you out

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ayfkm jew englan?

Battle of the >soons right now, buds

Sac vs Phoenix

stfu kraut
there are plenty of awesome teams IN Germany, but you bandwagon a meme team in MLS

>Sporting falling behind the Revs 3-1
>Revs getting two red cards and somehow fucking it up
what the actual fuck

Phoenix may or may not be >soon
I'd probably put them as the front-runner for #30 tho

>Sporting barely managing to draw against the doubly-shorthanded Revs

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How can anyone sit here and shit on pro/rel when you have garbage heap teams like the Resv being fucking garbage and Brad Friedel still having a job?

no, straight people watch ice hockey

>Jalil Anibaba (NERevs) is the 100th player, substitute, or substituted player sent off and shown the red card by Baldomero Toledo in a regular season MLS match.

*smugly does SUM's bidding*

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real snorefest, this >soonBowl

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brad will be the heroic first manager of afc anchorage

Loving Every Laugh

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MLS is the only good league for the fact that New York City is absolutely irrelevant

>MLS’s two teams in the New York region have been a TV ratings disaster.
>Despite the two teams being accessible in more than 7.3 million homes in NYC area, the recent regular season games that have been televised nationally on English-language TV featuring New York teams playing away:
>90,000 viewers Sporting KC-New York Red Bulls
>119,000 viewers Minnesota United-New York City FC
>216,000 viewers DC United-New York Red Bulls
>61,000 viewers for New York City-New York Red Bulls
>191,000 viewers for Seattle-New York City
>176,000 viewers for Orlando City-New York City
>To put that into context, MLS games this season are averaging roughly 240,000 viewers.
>When national MLS TV broadcasts feature at least one team from the New York area, viewership for games decreases 15.23% when compared to broadcasts that featured no New York MLS teams.
>In comparison, broadcasts featuring at least one of the Los Angeles MLS clubs saw a 4.74% increase in viewership.

>she bought into the "USL is good" meem
yikes @ u

>2019
>still using a goddamn Cosmos avatar

Refuse to believe anyone on /mlels/ honestly shills for the SUMonopoly. Only in it for the ironic leagueposting.

>Columbus have lost 4 consecutive games for the first time since 2004
#savethecrew

>Refuse to believe anyone on /mlels/ honestly shills for the SUMonopoly
Well there are a lot of Plebbitors here, so it wouldn't be a surprise if there were unironic SUMafia scum here

try David Moyes

Are there any right wing MLS clubs?

CPL highlights. This fan page will have you covered with reuploads from onesoccer all season.

youtu.be/8QmvTfmlXjY

No one hates pro/rel
The only argument is whether it is viable at this given juncture
And we are still at least 20 years away from pro/rel being even feasible

>Never gonna happen in mls.
You have been giving usl new structure. Can we just drop this pro/rel debate already.

There aren't any right wing US sports teams in general. It's all niggerball run by kikes to extract money from whites.

I would like to thank Toronto FC for buying the burden that was Alejandro Pozuelo. Our team now player better in attack and better in defence because that dirty spic wouldn't defend. 9 points ahead now with 4 games to go. Top of the league, having a laugh. Enjoy watching him style on your absolute clown of a league.

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>laughing at us because of a transfer where everybody came out on top
for what purpose

idk, i'm just joshing you. Have you been able to enjoy his finesse ?

He's been great, honestly. Can't remember if it was last week or the week before that he was voted MLS player of the week. Our main striker Altidore has been injured for the last week so he hasn't been able to do much lately but other than that, no complaints at all. Not bad for a Swansea flop :^)

Ehh He got fucked at swansae because the manager that wanted him, got fired after a month or so. But wait until teams figure out how to cover him, because now he's getting oceans of space to work with lmao.

Yeah you're probably right. Giovinco had the same problem, dominant for the first year or so, then people figured out how to deal with him.

>the absolute state of Minnesota grass
>the absolute state of Minnesota chanting

LOONS

Bought an ESPN + Account just to watch our team. I will go nuts once we actually win. Jimmy don't let us down!

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Should've been called Minnesota Loons tbqh

oh my god
I am so so sorry for you guys
how do you not have a win yet

>Minnesota United Football Club
It's like they tried to cram as much cringe into a name as possible

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If I were in charge of naming American sawker teams, I'd forbid anything dumb and generic. European names are fine imo, I don't care about the Sportings and the Reals. But the FCs and Citys and (most of the) Uniteds are bad.

>Atlanta Silverbacks / Atlanta Chiefs
>Fußballclub Cincinnati / Bayern Cincinnati / Cincinnati Bavarians
>New York City Blues? (instead of NYCFC)
>Orlando Lions
>Toronto Blizzard
>Dallas Burn
>Los Angeles Aztecs (instead of LAFC)
>Minnesota Loons
>Austin [insert literally anything else]
>Nashville [insert literally anything else]

DC Diplomats

there's nothing WRONG with having something as simple as "City Name FC/SC"
It's just that too many teams are doing it

>Wonderwall
cringe
god why is this league so gay
i don't even wanna go watch >my team anymore because of how insufferably gay >our fanbase is
and >we're not even any worse than anyone else

Don't drag the rest of us down with you.
All fanbases are a bit cringey but at least we don't look forward to Wonderwall and have that many rainbow flags

>rooney

I'm not a minnesota fan
And I'm quite certain every supporter group in the league has gay flags

>rppny

that's a better one too

OH NO NO NO NO LA BTFO

Dallas and Houston don't, since they don't actually have any fans :^)

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

Fuck the Sounders, but that's a bullshit red.

They're the only "United" that makes sense though

>NYCsportsPUNK
What a fucking autist

Of course their ratings and attendance are pathetic, RB plays in New Jersey and although NYCFC play in Yankee stadium, no one gives enough of a shit about them because they haven't won anything even though they make the playoffs regularly.

LOONS

>the absolute state of Real Madrid

Brehs....

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Even with how embarrassingly bad this game on espn is right now, its still more entertaining than games 1 thru 5 of an nba playoff game

What the fuck is wrong with your dyke's nose, dykeball shill?

what's wrong with her nose?

>he's not getting hyped up for more BASED CPL soccer

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Look at the tip, it looks fucking deformed

TIME FOR BASED HALIFAX

okay, sure it's a bit weird, but would you really call a women gay and ugly because of the tip of her nose?

incel detected

welcome to Yea Forums

sharp nose, wouldn't bang

>Enjoy watching him style on your absolute clown of a league
t-thanks, y-you too

>but would you really call a women gay and ugly because of the tip of her nose?
She's gay because she plays dykegrass and she's ugly because her nose is asymmetrically disgusting and we as humans find asymmetrical body features to be ugly and a sign of genetic inferiority.

>2 goals in the first five minutes then nothing but a semen slurping draw
So this is the power of the bestern conference.

If someone has proposed an idea like this here before, disregard
But since pro/rel is not really realistic in the anywhere near term, here's what I think should happen
MLS should:
>keep adding high-performing USL sides, both in attendance and on-field performances, to the MLS
>Continue from the current 24 until we get to 40 or 44 teams
>Give all of the clubs a couple of years heads up that they will split the leagues based on performance and attendance
>Create a top and lower division amongst these 40/44 teams
>Then, long-term, create a more realistic bridge between the lower MLS and the USL that could lead to a true pro/rel
Obviously it'd be a shitshow for a few years, but I think this is the only way to truly go about it that can satisfy the most people
What do you guys think?

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i don't know why i'm taking the bait, but try and find me a person with a completely symmetrical face

going past, say.....32 is untenable without a split at that point
I'd stop at 32, play with that number for a while, let the pyramid build out properly beneath it, then gobble up 4 or 8 second-division teams and split into two leagues of 18 or 20 all at once

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>She's gay because she plays dykegrass and she's ugly because her nose is asymmetrically disgusting and we as humans find asymmetrical body features to be ugly and a sign of genetic inferiority.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN

Cute
Cringe

For me, it's the (((Halifax Wanderers)))

But we know she’s married to a guy

DESU DESU DESU

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I personally like it and it works well on paper, but there would be no easy way to distinguish which teams would stay in MLS and which would go to MLS2. Which factor is more important, attendance or quality? Do teams in temporary stadiums or non-soccer specific stadiums get penalized? Would the quality be graded in like an 'lowest average points over 5 years' thing like Liga MX has, or is it a season-by-season thing? How do you prevent teams from breaking away and starting their own league like NASL 2.0 did?

The easy way is to say "pro/rel starts in 20XX, use that year's results, bottom half of the table drops to MLS2"
That seems a bit harsh though, especially if you're moving a bunch of teams all at once

I personally would say "aggregate points over the last 3 (or maybe even 5) seasons of the 40-team league"

Quality would be the more important metric of the two and attendance would work as a sort of tiebreaker, as would things like having a SSS and the age of the club.
And yeah I think the Liga MX system would be a way to appease owners - if you get horrible results over a span of like three or so years then it's hard to argue you should be in the top division
Re: the last one, I guess the only way to prevent that is through a good TV deal
yeah that's why I thought it'd be a good idea to give them a few years heads up. It'd be ridiculous if they just sprung that on them in January and they made the split after that season
This is obviously all a little bit preliminary but I really do like the idea of adding deserving teams then splitting the league. I honestly think that's the way forward

ORRRRRRRR, for extra funsies

take the best 8 (by any of a number of different criteria) from those 40, guarantee them they can stay up in MLS1

put the other 32 in a big-ass tournament (either single-elimination, or maybe World Cup style with a group stage) and let them play to see who stays up

This would also create a great playoff system - 3rd - 6th in the lower division could have a tournament to see who gets to play the 3rd to bottom team in the top division for a spot in the top division
Also, the top team from the bottom division could play in a knockout tournament with the top 7 or so teams in the top division to see who wins the overall title -
These could effectively take the place of the MLS cup and also satisfy the owners of the lower division teams

That would be fucking wild, especially if the groups were drawn in a regional setting like they are in the Open Cup.
A LAFC - Galaxy - Quakes - Vegas/Phoenix group where only two play in MLS1 would be insane.

This is all poppycock, just make the real CPL a reality and you fix all the problems that way.

comfy desu

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cope

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lower-league soccer is the best

beautiful backdrop

When are line ups released in the MLS? It’s less than an hour left before Galaxy - Salt Lake but there’s still no line ups?

an hour
they probably have a delayed kickoff for tv
mlels is the worst in that regard

supposed to have lineups one hour before

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>Matt Lampson
why is he still a thing

what part of the /pacific/ are you from lads?

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>ORRRRRRRR, for extra funsies

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Oh fuck, uslmessi is gonna get exposed today?

bc is based

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Where's the free stream that USA region can see? This league has no TV deal in USA

TSN/Sportsnet, which are more widely pirated, aren't carrying the CPL. There are going to be select games on CBC which really isn't popular enough to have a stream and the only place to watch all of the games is a streaming service (onesoccer.ca), which is $75 CAD a year/$10 CAD a month. They have a month long free trial.

Sadly you are probably gonna run into issues finding free streams without registering to onesoccer.ca until someone figures this all out.

Victoria #1 baby

pathetic samefagging incel

HISTORIC victory lads

congrats islanders

I'll just stick to the highlights for now. Thanks

FUCK THE EASTERN BASTARDS
ISLAND 4 LYF

Lucky Lager sponsoring Pacific FC when?

HISTORIC post

>/mls/ featuring /wog/ /usl/ and not /cpl/

I can't wait to see CPL teams play against MLS or USL sides. Might as well grow the friendly rivalry between US Soccer and Canada Soccer

Quebec CPL team when?

Next year apparently, they're in talks with ownership groups from Quebec City and one of the Montreal suburbs

Canadian Championship is gonna be LIT this year

>lags win
thinking we back

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>clubs instead of franchises
>fewer international players allowed
>pro/rel being planned
>not falling for the expansion fee meme
>no energy drink fc, man city new york, or chivas usa
>meaningful regular season
>league's logo isn't half empty
>no complicated allocation, sam, tam, gam, pham, roster rules
>no all star game
mls fans absolutely seething that cpl is going to end up a way better league to watch

Can't even watch it here so wrong already.
And might be fun to watch like a trainwreck is.

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has it occurred to you that maybe we don't want americans watching and tainting our beautiful league?

Name a better team than Pacific FC
Thou cannot

>soon

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>americans singing Wonderwall in 2019
are minnesota soccer fans all fags?

>letting Jordan Morris score on you

is it time for MLS to step in and do something about this organization?

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>windows.webm

how in the hell

Do you also not want decent players as well?

fuck now i'm mad

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the more I see That Shot, the more I'm convinced that Courtois would have probably saved it anyway
doesn't excuse Windows for not even putting the ball on fucking target

MORE NAZIS

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>parity in MLS
I always hated this meme, why should anyone give a shit, honestly.
What are the consequences for being shitty, tell me, what are the true "holy shit" consequences.

>"We are fighting at the bottom with a bottom group of players and we have to find a way to pick up results whilst also being a team that tries to play a certain way. And we just have to find that balance.”
so who do we have getting sacked first now? Hudson at the crapids with this quote might be the frontrunner now. Maybe the pro/rel warrior Friedel at second.

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That implies the Crapids care enough to fire a coach midseason

>pro/rel
never gunna happen.

I always hated the whole "playing outside your conference." WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF HAVING A CONFERENCE IF YOURE JUST GUNNA PLAY OUTSIDE OF IT. Keep the 2 conferences, double round robin, top 4-6 teams go to playoffs, anything more than 6 teams in a 16 team table is retarded. >but that's a short tourney. I got you senpai, go full brazilian state league. Those 2 divisions before the "National Season" can be run as Regional Leagues, throw all the USL teams in and BOOM! Good shit.

can we sack Kroenke?
he's the actual reason the Crapids are crap

ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80346583/

Wrong tab la

better table than this two conferences nonsense

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>that abysmal amateur defending
Why is dykeball so cringey to watch?

Damn, she exposed those defenders making a fraction of what Tobin makes.

>backheel goals are bad when its a woman doing it

twitter.com/onesoccer/status/1122691332017803264?s=19

Are Pacific FC our new >perf?
Think about it, on the west coast, they've got purple as their main color, and both teams start with the letter P.
We need to brainstorm >perf for them something like >pacf.

Soccer is bad when women play it, period.

nope, canadians only

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>Combined attendance for the 3 NWSL matches today at Chicago, NJ and Houston: 7,058.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Stay mad, incel

whats wrong of being a Nazi?
I am pure pilipino and I support the Nazi, I think they are cool and deserve a second chance

Fuck off

Overheard a guy talking to his season tickets rep at the TFC game yesterday, apparently Robben isn't completely off the table, and could be signed for decent TAM money like Vazquez was

So is Zlatan a pk-babby?

Meanwhile in Milan

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What's the Headline today, /mls/?

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Ramy Touchan Sucks Cock

>Laffs

>Sex Shop
>Weed Shop
>New York Hip-hop jeans
State of Shitaly.

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why is Vancouver so shit

#maga
#wwg1wwa
#JesusChristSaves
#BlueLivesMatter
#CheneyWasRight

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they're in for a rather rude shock once the fans actually find out about it

There's a chik fil a at fatlanta's stadium, but it's not open during falcons games, because they're on sunday

>fans' opinions

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The Chick-fil-A Defend Traditional Marriage Two Gender MLS Cup™

Have't you heard? The fans saved the Crew!

They had a local deal with the lags even when robbie rogers was on the team.

How do we kill the Garber

which is the stupidest fucking thing ever

uslchampionship.com/news_article/show/1016789

and no one in LA even likes that shit
inb4 some transplant responds

This is your daily reminder that Zlatan scored 0 goals against the loons

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Why?
That stadium is open on more than Sundays
In fact it's mostly used for things other than Falcons games

obviously the stadium is open other days, and used for more than just the Falcons
but it still seems ridiculous that they would devote time and space in a stadium to a restaurant that will not be open when the flagship tenant is playing!

Zlatan is a pkbabby fraud

Apparently it's a french fry stand on Sundays

A non williams sister tennis star married our village idiot

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how dare you forget our true village idiot

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>fatlanta

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>itsapity
kek

>our

>No. More Nazis!
Based

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Is it time for the Soccer Don to step in and do something about... this?

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if he steps in to fix Colorado, he'll have to do so in New England
and Kraft is too powerful to cross
at least until that video of him at the massage parlor gets released

the resv should've been taken away from Kraft a long time ago
How long has it been since he promised Boston a stadium? How long has it been since he cared about his divegrass team? Really, what would happen if you took the resv away from Kraft even if the massage parlor tapes didn't happen? They're barely a blip on his radar.

>(extreme edition)
I made a huge mistake.

inb4 >xG, but wew

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xG has bugs and flaws, but when the numbers are that far apart, let the lulz commence
>LAFC

Kraft was there at the beginning
he knows where the bodies are buried and how many skeletons people have in their closets

he'll sell his team when he's good and ready, which is probably a few years from now once expansion tapers off after 32 or so teams and soccer-mania gets into overdrive as the 2026 World Cup here in the US is near

>Every now and then Brad Friedel wakes up and texts Robert Kraft “Why don’t you love me like you love Tom Brady?”

>Robert Kraft, getting up from his massage table made of macaroni noodles cooked in the tears of NFL fans after the recent Patriots Super Bowl victory takes a long look at his phone before texting back: “Who is this, and why do you have my number?”

>Brad Friedel punches the wall in frustration. Through the tears caused by his frustration, he furiously texts back: “It’s Brad! Brad Friedel! You own the New England Revolution! A soccer team! You know, Taylor Twellman, the best player to ever play for this team? That New England Revolution!” and he slams his phone down on the IKEA brand coffee table he bought with his meagerly 50k salary. He gets up and slams his head against the wall, sobbing.

>After a few minutes, his phone vibrates. Brad looks at it with a deathly glare, questioning whether or not he should pick it up. After a minute of deliberating it with himself, he picks up the phone and reads the following message: “I have a soccer team?”

>He screams in frustration, throwing his phone against the wall, waking the neighbors in the surrounding apartments. “I FUCKING HATE YOU, ROBERT KRAFT! I FUCKING HATE YOU” he yells as he succumbs to the impending emotional breakdown, punching his couch through his tears.

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best copypasta of MLS 3.0

>xG
statsnerds were a mistake

>god why

Get enough of the right people showing up to a match and you'll make one

>when u nut but the team still suckin

>tfw you joined a team full of memes and the one guy who knew how to actually manage them left for a better job in Mexico of all places

don't forget to say something about free speech and keep it family friendly in the stands for garber to look the other way while accepting your monies with all the enthusiasm one from the tribe can.

Screaming but no one can help you.

the only reason we don't have as many bumps as /LigaMX/ is because non-regular posters make new threads to discuss MLS-related news instead of posting here. There are always 2-3 MLS threads on the board, proof of how irrelevant LigaMX is and how MLS is growing as a product for non-established fans.

Nothing can stop us.

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>non-regular posters make new threads to discuss MLS-related news instead of posting here
Those are just threads making fun of the league. Even though we do the same more than half the time.

What did he mean by this?

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>tfw 6000 words to write by next tuesday

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He means that it would be relatively easy for them to stick around in the second tier of Eastern conference teams, as they have the last few seasons, making the playoffs but not really contending for the cup (or shield). Alternatively, if the team commits to it and makes some changes, they can make a real push into that top tier of teams.

>Jim”I’m sorry sir”Curtin

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On what?

its like a history of times sq from 1980-present tracing three distinct eras as represented by three specific interfaces each representing a greater cultural movement eventually pointing towards panoptic neoliberal consumerism

Zlatan fouled on first goal and shouldn't got penalty on the second one.

Shut up Jim

This. Pushed down on Trusty's shoulders to jump and head the ball. And the penalty was a flop.

stay dooping mental

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>our
That monkey belongs to Canada

Will I see an empty RBA this coming saturday?

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>1 Ticket

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Not pictured is the plane ticket to get there.

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I think I'm coming around to dykegrass desu

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can we get an outline of the asses?

>whitoid-irish-ass.jpg

>Dick's Sporting Goods Park

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Id dick their sporting goods, IYCWIASF

Why is it so hard to make dykegrass appealing? Women's tennis is easily far more mainstream and - ignoring the apes like the Williams sisters - most female tennis players are qts. Give the females skimpy outfits that accentuate their figures and heavily market the cuties like Shara and Higgins. More skirts, panties, qts and less lesbo dykes coming out with their dyke faggotry in "pride night" games or ugly mutt looking dykeball players crying about muh discrimination on msnbc. Dykegrass can make far more money if they actually cared about the appeal of the female body.

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tennis is boring, womens soccer is memetastic with constant changing action

>tennis is boring, womens soccer is memetastic with constant changing action

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its true, I watched some european tournament and tennis gets incredibly dull after like 10-15 minutes of watching, its just volleys back and forth back and forth back and forth

what's wrong with sex shop?

>Girls DA Showcase

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>those kit numbers
for what purpose

>the incel "dykegrass" poster is also a pedo
wow, shocker, next we'll find out he's a Re**it mod too

Today I will remind them

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Who /midweekgame/ here?

shut the fuck up, Doyle

because women's tennis has skirts to appease the horny mouthbreathers

soccer, in addition to being "a boring sport for wusses" doesn't have skirts, so it is promptly disregarded

[spoiler]until it's time for the World Cup and then suddenly they're all U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A[/spoiler]

nobody gives a shit about fronthole amateur soccer at any time including """world""" """cup"""

...on a Tuesday?
*checks FotMob*
What in tarnation....

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Tomorrow

>Inter M̶̶i̶̶a̶̶m̶̶i̶ Ft Lauterdale

The Miami Beckhams are a fucking joke

>league

>fronthole amateur soccer
Really committing to the bit aren't you user.

>fronthole
kys yourself

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amateurs iffy uh
Garber got the blicky uh
SUM GAAAANNGGGG

lets get to at least 500 la

beep

kk

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don't know how someone this THICC can go pro, but I appreciate it

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anti-dykeposter MIA

Fugg, why are female soccer players so hot? Soccer players, runners, and volleyball are the best for QTs.

exposed as an incel pedo earlier in the thread

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LAFC and Orlando unquestionably leading the thot race, but expect Ohio and Denver to come back strong as the summer rolls in

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gross

here's our little cuck

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Calgary Cavalry seating chart. blue dots indicate tickets still for sale

Might be a bit worried this league will fold in 5 years

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still better attendance than the New York MLS teams combined

:3

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d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

CUTE!

is that our new left back?
looks fast, I approve

Columbus is /ourteam/

...

forgot to mention, NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW