Can anyone convince me that Messi is better than these 2?

You really think Barcelona will beat them?

>Roma
>Juve(P$G already dumped them out in the previous round but their destruction was postponed with the most obvious matchfixing of recent years)
>Atletico
Give me one reason why Liverpool won't suicidebomb them out of the CL with the power of allahuakbar

everywhere i turned in barcelona there was hospitals, toilets, ramps and disabled people everywhere.
i assumed it was a result of the civil war

if you go to the hospital sant pau there's a video and underground facility that feels very much like bioshock when the walt disney guy is telling you about his vision

It would do your ego a ton of damage considering you idolize the dullest strikers in the history of strikers. Seriously each game following the lanklet striker and his pals from Juventus as they fight assorted farmer teams has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the pointless statpadding, Ronaldo's only consistency has been his lack of consistency and ineffective use of teamwork, all to make winning unremarkable, to make his ego expand.

Perhaps the die was cast when Ronaldo vetoed the idea of being a one-club striker; he made sure his life's "work" would never be mistaken for a career of honors that one actually worked hard for, just ridiculous trophy-statpadding for his career. The lanklet's career might be overrated (or not), but it's certainly the anti-Messi career in its refusal of teamwork, humbleness and sharing the talent. Twain doesn't want to face that fact. Now, thankfully, he'll no longer have to.

>a-at least he was good at Real Madrid
"No!"
The arrogance is dreadful; his contributions were terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time the commentators acted like Ronaldo single-handedly carried the team, the striker scored a tap-in, a penalty, or a statpad.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time Ronaldo's half-assed goals were wildly praised. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Ronaldo's career is so overhyped by undeserved praise and fake hype that they have no room for criticism. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Ronaldo by the same Neymar. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are idolizing Ronaldo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to idolize Neymar." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch Ronaldo, you are, in fact, trained to watch Neymar.

That's the literal academy, not really the whole thing

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it's a well known fact la masia doesn't train defenders so that's why their training pitches are triangles

What does that have to do with Liverpool?

An overhyped unlikable rat choking to laughable underdogs while even more unlikable fans seethe and Yea Forums laughs? Tell me that Ronaldo and Liverpool are different.

So you're going on record saying that Barcelona are going through?

No, no one will be able to convince you cause you have a bias against Messi.

that's not build yet

it is real

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Pills? Have you tried with pills maybe?
There's gotta be a solution, I mean... it's not like you're the first mentally ill person to ever exist, c'mon

Literally yes. You will be wrong again.

WC final 2030 will be 11 french Ngubus against 11 manlet Josés

Glad to know. Next time an autistic Australian replies to me I'll hold it against them

Looks like Maddison cube garden from futurama

*balding manlets

*returns in your next 500 threads to completely obliterate you*
CHAU

well yes, messi is about to win another liga while iniesta can't top the japanese league

I read an interview with Xavi a while ago and while he sounded a bit smug he also comes across as smart as fuck, can any Spanish folk confirm

He predicted Qatar winning the Asian Cup, of course he's smart.

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>he pays to shitpost

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He's quite intelligent and a massive sociopath too, I think he has the potential to be a good manager

>a massive sociopath
sure

What have they won without Messi?
What has Messi won without them?
>inb4 NT tournaments
Not valid, we're talking club level

>massive sociopath
take your meds

O TWAIN

I'm twain.

There you've done it with your 50 thousandth post regarding Messi you've convinced me Ronaldo is better.

Congratulations.

Can you now stop your gypsy spamming of these boards?