/mlb/

NYY: Yankees' Frazier to land on IL
BOS: Rodriguez tosses six innings of one-run ball
PHI: Hoskins homers and triples in win over Mets
ARZ: Marte homers twice, drives in four vs Pirates
NYY: Andujar could play in extended ST game soon
OAK: Pinder beats Rangers with walk-off single
TEX: Nomar Mazara cures slump with two homers
LAA: Skaggs (ankle) to start on Friday vs. KC
SF:Pomeranz goes six scoreless against Toronto
LAA: Cody Allen no longer considered Angels closer

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First for cubbies

Soon

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...and still no one cares

I care. Can't wait to see what he can do.

Upboat if you don't recognize your team anymore

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remember when Puig was Trout 2.0?

reminder that puig is an illegal immigrant and violated the wet foot dry foot policy by stepping on Mexican soil

i dont know if any1 else saw this buy /MLB/ MENTIONED BY H3H3 PODCAST

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Morning, boys.

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Yea Forumsstros!

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>rags

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Howdy, cowdog

holy fucking cringola get the fuck out of my threadola

i want a raaaaaange life
if i could settle down...

Let's go brushies

>Upboat
?

Barves reign supreme. We laugh at your medicrity, Hohoho

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What? 1/3rd of the line up has been on the team since 2015 the rest are prospects that you should have been following anyway. The only literal whos are maldanado, hamilton, and like 4 pitchers because they were free agents. You fuck

>i dont know if any1 else saw this buy /MLB/ MENTIONED BY H3H3 PODCAST
What did they say about /mlb/? Do you have a link?

Ignore the fairweathers

they said CUBS SUCK

They kept giggling about some guy named Bruce Pooper and said Gallie runs /mlb/

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Electronic Strike Zone when?

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Gaycago nuclear holocaust when?

Dodgers @ Cubs

BASED GALLIE

>They kept giggling about some guy named Bruce Pooper and said Gallie runs /mlb/
That doesn’t seem credible.

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Based

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>(((H3H3)))
He's just a fat Jewish Joe Rogan. Ralph Retort has better callers anyway.

>>(((H3H3)))
>He's just a fat Jewish Joe Rogan. Ralph Retort has better callers anyway
What did they say about /mlb/?

Alright about a month into my fantasy baseball season and this is what my team looks like
C-Ramos
1b- Alonso, Smoak
2b- Frazier, Cesar Hernandez
SS- Lindor, Tatis, Beckham
3b- Dozier, Chavis
Of- Conforto, McCutchen, Marte, Gardner, Tapia
DH- Stanton, Cron
SP- Bauer, syndergaard, flaherty, musgrove, wheeler, williams, peacock
RP- Diaz, Elias
What does /mlb/ think; should I be looking to make upgrades anywhere?

>almost the entire Yankees team is kill
What a great season guys

>SP- Bauer, syndergaard, flaherty, musgrove, wheeler, williams, peacock
>What does /mlb/ think; should I be looking to make upgrades anywhere?
I’d look to upgrade Noah Syndergaard aka “Thor” but would keep based Bauer and Wheels.

what happened to the Omaha Steakies?

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>Bauer
Nice. Based bauer

Trying not to sell low on syndergaard, waiting for him to have a breakout game before I try to trade him

Why are the Pirates so shit lmao

HEY gallie gallie gallie OH gallie gallie gallie OW gallie gallie gallie GO!

Here we go gallie here we go

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I wanna fuck with Michael Kay - what should I say when I call in?

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>Pirates

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THERE goes old joey GALLO going home say HEY joey gallo say OH joe gallie now HEY gallie OH gallie *CLAP* gallie gallie *CLAP*CLAP* gallie gallie GO GO gallie GO gallie joey joe gallo GO HOME!

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Have any of you noticed a resurgence in baby talk and Reckerposting since Godgers left? Why do you think that is and what can be done about it?

The missiles are already on there way.
T. Cusb fan.

highest career wRC+ in the minor leagues (min. 1000 PA - since 2006)
what do you think

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Used to love watching Vlad teh Impaler play. I'll keep an eye on the kid too

>upboat

Please for the love of god go back to plebbit

>29. Christian Yelich
OHHHNONONONONNONNNOOOO

not sure why you're surprised. Yelich is a Miller Field baby, any time he's at away games he has the batting accuracy of a Stormtrooper.

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scuba kek scuba !!

55th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!

Hey Chicago what do you say? The Cubs got the L today.

Yea Forumsstros!

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>gusb

>west coast games
No game should start after 9pm est

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>cusb

>Bauer

Look for him to go double digit Ks again tonight, he's facing off against Cole and he still hates that Cole was drafted before him in 2011.

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>scub

>whos

O i fuck ya
Then i cuck ya

@BAJP

Thoughts?

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uh yeah
uh yeah uh yeah
verse 1
BAJP causin a seeth?
Oh ya know it bitch
chokes ya til ya can't breathe
starts diggin the ditch
you aint even dead yet
but that don't stop him from makin you a permanent bed
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah

verse 2
BAJP goes hard
killin cub tards left n right
*hook* -"yeah uh"--- he fights
"fuck ugh please"--- mo begged
" 'don't appease to homos"-- he said
"please I'll buy you a drink!"-- mo shouts
BAJP goes in harder n harder
makin the cusb tarder n tarder
they fall down, roll 'em o'er to a ditch
*spits* "you's a bitch" bajp pitched

he's a weak bitch that launched a campaign with his city, team, and agent to ruin one of the best plays in baseball. he had no idea what he was doing, and he got trucked.

>here's how a badass blocks the plate
youtube.com/watch?v=l-Y8T5G_A88

Giants fucking own you

bitch to the commissioner to change one of the most iconic plays in baseball some more why don't ya...ohh wait you did...and you fucking ruined it.
Congrats city of fucking faggots. I'm glad you'll never win another WS in my life. Both the cards and Sox have better chances.

Please relax I'm so sorry sir I messed up big time

Join the /nfl/gen draft chat!
discord.gg/4amXxY
discord.gg/4amXxY

Damn right

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No thanks discord isnt for me...i prefer good ole anonymity...maybe invite some anons for a nice que... Cinammon apple pie...mmmm...barb the guests love it....oh! the biscuits are quite crusty n plump today! crop yield will be big...

Honestly though, fuck buster posey

What a raging faggot. I have no reason to dislike any sf players. Posey gave me a reason. Clown.

I bet it has a memes channel filled with 15 year olds laughing at edgy /pol/ memes

Siko!

so cusb sent their best pitchers against the dodgers and lost at home?

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Buster Posey is a walking tampon. People like him shouldn't be professional athletes. He's talented but everyone will remember him more for being a weak coward.

i like buster he hits good and he seems likable plus he's kinda handsome... don't really care about the rule stuff to be honest

Get off Yea Forums Buster, you have a game to lose tomorrow.

You just got played by the Buster troll. He even phoneposted that first pic so his little troll job would be "separated" from his regular activities.

l2forensics you failed MIS dipshit

any opportunity to talk shit about busted pussy is OK with me

fukkin sniped

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Because the truth about Alex Avila's dad is still too much to swallow. Like my dick even after all your sausage training.

I keed I keed fat man, but you are gullible as fuck. You got led down a fucking path without questioning motivations.

no one would have given a fuck about alex avila or his shitty dad that can't even build a team with all the money in the world (HES STILL PAYING PRINCE FIELDER LOL) if it wasn't for buster starting it all and their meme SF faggot fans that "cared" about baseball at the time because the giants were good.

your average reds fans
(lmao black wife's child)

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>Reds broadcaster getting heat because he implied Ozzie Albies doesn't fully understand his market value in terms of American dollars

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kid looks ethiopian; prob adopted

re**it and twitter

>try to ambush BAJP
>he just kills them all anyway

Most revisionists at least do themselves the favor of taking context into account, but I'll do that for you. Avila's dad and Lasorda went to the league after Alex got trucked during the height of NFL's CTEgate. The Cousins collision happened in 2011, old news that MLB was happy to sweep under the rug since Posey came back and had a 2012 that included CBPOTY, MVP, and a ring. Posey's injury was his ankle. Avila got trucked in the 2013 playoffs, and it was a head injury. You can't get any closer to the 2014 season. And once that happened, with the NFL paying out over CTEs, the new collisions at the plate rules were implemented. Those rules involved blocking the plate. Avila was blocking the plate. Posey's collision happened out of the base path, when Cousins changed course to run basically into the infield where Posey was planted, to hit him with his *right* shoulder. I shouldn't have to repeat this to you but you're dense enough to need it.

>i like buster he hits good and he seems likable plus he's kinda handsome
How does he compare in looks to Anthony Recker?

Quick, you have 10 seconds to name the pitcher leading the league in batting average and WHIP

Nola is such a meme. He's not good

Don't even bring CTE into this. CTE is far more common from foul tips and getting hit in the head by a pitch even with the new helmets for catchers, batters, and umpires than the rare home plate collision that had a very, very rare chance to cause head injury. Home plate collisions if they caused injuries, they caused them to the body, not the head. Nice red herring there you amateur. Avila and his dad are pieces of shit, but the media storm caused by the giants was way worse and setup a "if this happens again were must act!" bullshit pussy move for the mlb.

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It's literally what happened. It's the timeline we lived through, dumbass. MLB wanted to avoid payouts, and team execs coming to them with the proposal was all they needed.

If you find it easier to believe that an ankle injury in 2011 helped MLB simmer and stew for three years before doing anything than a GM and MLB exec coming to the league to say "we have to avoid head injuries" while another league is in the news writing multi-million dollar checks over the issue led them to act immediately, you might need to be put under concussion protocol yourself.

someone make a indians@stros thread
bauer vs cole

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Corbin?

>this realmuto ab

fuck yes byeee

>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

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your CTE shit is getting weak, like i said , red herring, and i called you on it.

Facts, like heart attack advisories, are wasted on you.

hoping for some more memes with the A's this weekend lads

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fucking astros fans wtf. won a WS less than 2 years ago, won 100 games last year, wide open window, cant even get a gamethread

just keep being salty you tried to sound smart and i called you out on your bullshit fallacy

And you go on pretending that putting the plate-blocking rules in place didn't serve as a preemptive measure against the league being at the mercy of lawsuits over "what keeps happening to Al's boy" you fucking greasy dullard.

Acuna could have caught that
Should be an error on him

Not enough evidence to overturn the call...hinch is cray

Based BAJP

nyy v laa

bauer has the "at em'" ball going so far, kinda dangerous vs this stros lineup they're eventually going to find the holes

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He's not interested in bullshit running up the count like the barves did last time, that game was frustrating to watch. Even if he gives up a few runs.
Maybe should play it safe though vs. Cole.

he didn't play it safe throwing 3 curves in a row to Springer with the third one being a big fat italian beef sammich out over the middle of the plate

>your team
>your favorite team on the opposing league

Red Sox
Pirates desu

How can you be a Sox fan and like Trevor Bauer at the same time?

HAHA chin music for bryce harper

White Sox
Brewers desu
>not living within a 90 minute drive from three MLB ballparks

i usually root for NDs

I live in CT so I'm somewhat close to both the Sox and the NY teams (although lord forbid I watch the Stankees if they're not playing Boston)

cards
orioles

BAUERS BACKING UP BAUER

dat douchebag phillies fan grabbing the ball when it was fair

>asstros

AHAHAHAH HOW DID 1ST INNING CHALLENGE WORKOUT HINCH?

Instant replay is killing sports so hard

>reee we need to make sure the call is right
>obvious on video but tough shit

honestly, hinch would have lost that challenge too, it didn't hit Corea's foot

>be houston
>lose

>be rags
>win

where has marlins man been so far?

Where are all the xeattle fans? Low t is empty

be houston lose kek be houston lose!!!!

i don't care about the outcome of this game. Bauer and Cole both pitched amazing. Cole decimated the shitty cleveland lineup with 10ks, but left down by 1. Bauer only has 3ks against the vastly superior astro lineup, but leads by 1 backed up by fantastic defense behind him.

i feel sorry for fuckers that can only watch "their team" and not appreciate two of the games best pitchers doing work.

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I apologize

I'm sorry, i'll try to better myself and further increase my knowledge of baseball by watching more games. All i ask for is one more chance.

come on marlels

What'd you think of paddacks performance yesterday?

>i feel sorry for fuckers that can only watch "their team" and not appreciate two of the games best pitchers doing work

If you're a real baseball fan you definitely watch more than just "your team". 2-3 games a day if you have the time and beer.

>Filthies

STARLIN CASTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not going well for the rags rookie Taylor Hearn.

BASED PEREZ, WHAT A GUN

BASED BAUER what a fucking performance
>time for injun bullpen to blow it

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*goes 0 for 3 in your path*

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WOOO MARLINS WIN

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PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES

>12 KB, 275x183

*fades away*

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kek

*is forgotten*

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stahp

>losing to the marlins

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Hahaha

stop making fun of us

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no. no one likes philadelpha

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Name a more reddit player who has been completely overrated all time as much as Mike Trout

>b-but muh WAR

Mike Trout is about as good as people say. Bryce Harper, on the other hand...I was so annoyed before he signed listening to retards on sports radio saying why the Dodgers should sign him. Harper is a DUD!

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now make it full sized again.

Trips of truth. Harper is insignificant.

any cubs rookie in the last 20 years

broors = reddit

cusb = Yea Forums

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Phillies? more like... Sillies!

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you think you're smart but you know you're going absolutely nowhere in life and compensate by spouting simplistic contrarian opinions on a chinese cartoon forum

>coalgirls
Haven't watched anime in years. are they still bloating files?

Kill this asshole!

>the last coalgirls upload was no game no life last year
Guess not now lol

Sorry sir I'm just having a bad day

Is Trevor Bauer the most universally liked pitcher on /mlb/?

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The things that make a good sportsman: skill, passion, charisma, and luck. For baseball, home-plate umpires are that luck factor. A player could have all of those first three, but to be truly great, he must also have the mysterious force of luck on his side.

WAR has taken over. He will pass joe dimaggio next summer. He will eventually pass mantle and mays

I just hate it when people compare an active player in their prime to guys from the past. Let trout be trout. And harper is more style than substance. I'd take maybe 10-15 everyday players over Harper.

fuck you

Anthony Recker is now on Instagram See his stories he’s posted of him working out focusing on his ass: instagram.com/stories/anthonyrecker20/

always remember that Mike believes in you even if you don't believe in him

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>Imagine paying someone 300 million to flip their hair and have temper tantrums

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>he cares about any player stats besides the jewels of the triple crowns (hitting: batting average, RBI, home runs; pitching: ERA, wins, strikeouts).

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holy quinta jiggabooa

Bauer confirmed for AL 19' Cy

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>Vogelbach
More like Vogelfat.

>he values any stat other than slugging

>Mike Trout is overrated ALL TIME is somehow contrarian.

You have all been brainwashed. The guy is going to pass mantle in war if he continues at 75% of his current pace for just 6 years

>he doesn't spend all day on fangraphs

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>houston
>not win

>he doesn't spend all day on fangraphs were they respect him

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>be houston
>lose to the losedians

!!!

Mike Trout is your fucking daddy

they'll win the next 3. bauer is the only thing the injuns have going for them

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ATTENTION

1. Team
2. Favorite player as a kid
3. Most hated player as a kid
I'll start
1. yanks
2. picture related
3. jason varitek

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Bernie looks like he just came back from Colorado

cubs
Aramis ramirez
Carlos lee

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>be Gallo
what do?

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>bernie smoking weed
>strawberry drinking and doing blow
>jeets being an actual sex addict
vs.
arod, melky, and cano all putting PED needles in each others asscheeks.

you could not come up with a better representation of the two periods in yankee history

Soul vs. Soulless in a nutshell

Do they teach how to bunt in the baby league, or are advanced techniques not allowed?

Strike out and save dingers for later

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in the past he would learn to bunt and run for an easy double but now the three true outcomes are statistically proven to be better so he will take 3 minutes to walk or strikeout, or hit an extremely valuable solo home run while down 5 runs

youtu.be/q7WP6ZoVGRk

>retards ITT that don't understand the meaning of the word "potential"

Bryce Harper has 13 years. Shut the fuck up. You don't get to 100% right out of the starting gate

>Oh no no no
where did this forced meme come from? It screams of reddit.

Correct answer!
Bunting is too dangerous nowadays

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sorry I didn't know!!!!!!!1

ohnonononononono

I agree. Bonds, A-rod, McGwire, Sosa, etc all started to really blossom around harpers current age. He should be similar

idk, it was being used a lot in 2018 during the playoff threads though so I rolled with it

youtube.com/watch?v=kg_97KSQj-4

>7 years playing in the majors
>potential
LMAO

I'd hardly call playing with the Nats the majors

kek

That's the fault of bad technique

>honk honk

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kek lol

3 3 0 M I L L I O N
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HEY!

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NYC Metro Area Baseball Guide
By Borough:
Manhattan - No real fans except wash heights Yankees
Bronx- Yankees
Brooklyn - Mix
Queens - Mets
Staten Island - Yanks
Jersey - Yanks
LI - Mix maybe more Mets
Westchester - who cares

By ethnicity:
Puerto Ricans - Yankees
Dominicans - Yankees
Italians - Yankees
Jews - Mets
Mexicans - Mets
Black People - Mix
Irish - Mix probably Mets

By gender:
Men - mixed
Women - whoever they find attractive
Transpeople - baseball is bigoted

By species:
Human - Yanks
Dog large breed - Mixed
Dog small breed - Yankees
Cat - Mets
Actual Birds - Mets
Pigeons and Seagulls - Yankes
Squirrels - Mets
Rats - Yankees

this is official by the way and also indisputable
Roaches - Yankees

fuckin worms. B-Harps fuckin owns

would have been better if you stuck 'actual birds' after 'pigeons and mariners fans'

>le 26 year old prospect

>Posts all steroid players as an example of what age a player blossoms

What a retard, the old 28 is now 22 in baseball, which is exactly why they need to change how the rookie deal, arbitration, and free agency timing works. If they strike though I will never watch another baseball game.

I’m a liberal and I missed the disabled list. IL sucks

TAKE ME HOME

Lmao...you fucking lardtards... We got such a bright future... Damn! Excited as fuck just thinkin bout it... we got Notorious Nola, Astonishing Arrieta, Stylin Segura, Radiant Realmuto, haunting hoskins, placid pivetta, hero Hernandez, kingery the king, fighting franco, and voracious velazquez... Who the fuck yall got?!

>B-Harps fuckin owns

a .253 BA

This post will be reposted for years

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Oh wait damn...lmao
Henotic harper fucking completes em... Stay fucking mad

We all know those people who complained about the name change because "how is it insensitive". As if the fucking name of the exemption list for injury in baseball is something sacred.
I don't care whats its called I just want my yankees off it and all the red sox players on it

Anthony Recker is a __________.

Bryce Harper is easily the most overrated MLB player. He bats .278/.388/.512, usually with fewer than 30 HR per season, that's an above average player but not a $330 million player.

Shut the fuck up idiot

Not an argument.

>330 million
*strikes out*
*flips hair*
*has tantrum*
*runs into wall*

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Fuck you morons

>he thinks this refutes statistics

Does this giant portion of players who throw right handed and bat lefty get trained as a child to hit left handed? I dont understand it.
I mean, I get why it is an advantage to hit left handed and be able to play every position but how cynical of a parent do you have to be to train your child.
Also most of these players who field right handed and hit lefty are just decent hitters. Most pure right handed players and pure left handed players are better.
Best right handed fielder and left handed hitter I can think of is Harper.

be houston
lose

S E E T H I N G
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Shut the fuck up! Just shut up!! Stop it! I CAAAAANT TAKE ITT ANYMOREEEE!!!

scuba kek

This is lunacy

SCUBA KEKEKE

SCUBA
>KEK

..

...

SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHH MO MO MOMOMOOOOOOOOO!
CUSCU-

SCUBA!!!!
SCUBA!!!!!!
SCCUBBBABBABA1!!!!!!!1

SCUBA
>KEK

..

...

SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHH MO MO MOMOMOOOOOOOOO!
CUSCU-

SCUBA!!!!
SCUBA!!!!!!
SCCUBBBABBABA1!!!!!!!1

>cusb

soryr

so Bauer vs the astro lineup tonight actually gave me even more respect for the discipline of their lineup(even though they only scored 1 run)

>no swinging at high fastballs
>and even though bauer's curve wasnt biting much tonight, they rarely chased it out of the zone

if that was vs NYY(at full health) bauer would have had 8-10ks instead he had 3ks and mostly ground outs with a couple timely double plays. much respect to the astros lineup tonight, your guys know how to take an at-bat

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>cusb

Mike Trout is top 3 in OPS almost every year. He is good enough to warrant most of his praise. Bryce Harper, while good, is not as good as everyone says.

NATS

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Scuba kek scuba!

this is an outrage

in april and may

Looks like most of the good guys won today

Tough loss tonight, but my kid enjoyed his first time at the Bank. That play at the plate was great. The red septa train won, at least.

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Wtf? Why's it sideways?

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The Who Sux have lost series to the Royals, Tigers, and Orioles.

based baseball dad instilling proper traditions into his child

Dodgers
Jeter
Bonds

A half assed wave went around a couple of times. Reminded me of being at the ballpark with my dad when I was a kid.

Phillies
Nolan Ryan
Chipper Jones

Does /mlb/ collect baseball cards? What style this year do you like the most?

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phillies
Mark McGuire
dunno, I guess Derek Jeter.

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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I liked Big Mac a lot too during that whole 62 thing.

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>tfw no baseball daughter

>white sox
>greg maddux
>sammy sosa

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Wait, how can anyone hate Jeter? He's fucking perfect. Played the way I want my kids to play, class act, fucked a shitload of beautiful famous women, was a team guy.

used to have like 20000 but I have no idea what happened to them

re2spect muhfucka

Oh jeeties made ya seeth?
So hard that it’s kinda hard to believe!

>rags
>2 touchdowns worth of runs

>rags

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IRONY LMAO!

he was a god among men. it was awesome how he'd dump w/e model/celeb slut he was dating before the season. she would come home to his penthouse seeing a premium gift basket waiting for her with a dump letter in it, his security would help her move out and get to the airport and the fucker would completely focus on baseball. Then when he's like 40 and retired, he marries an absolutely perfect female goddess in Hannah Davis when she's 25.non of that hyphenated name cuck bullshit either, she sacrificed her brand to be hannah jeter.

no football player or nba player has ever had or will have jeter's life.

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I see a lot of you in the Jeetz, BAJP. Similar life trajectory.

I know, right !?

Will Beuhler recover soon?

oh he owns ya
and he just pwnd ya
puts ya in a seeth
one that makes ya team bleed
calls ya out
ya may as well not pout
cus if ya do yer outta here
may as well drown in ya beers
cus ya gonna be out for a while
may as well go file a complaint

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WESTIE TAKEOVER!

lmao

Why does West even have a fucking job still

>cusb

One of the worst, if not the worst, general on this whole site. Such a shame, because baseball is pretty decent. Fucking hell.

I'm sorry

im not

Oh this asshole's asking for it

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>jews
>not loving the yankees

Fuckouttahere, every jew i know love the yanks

My child. We got trained to throw rightie

>gay man is a mets fan
what did they mean by this? Also would citipark really go abandoned if half the population died?

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Haha yeah I love superman movies. Love to dress up and go see em

Which board does the gentleman sitting on the left post on?

>he didn't know

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Minka Kelly is my favorite

based apology poster

Happy Vladimir Guerrero jr. day

Why does the MLB suck this year?
>best record in the league is 16-9
yikes

Who else /downwiththethiccness/ here

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>implying that doesn't make things interesting

why do people expect Vlad Jr. to be anything but a Prince Fielder clone?

>Tyra Banks the DH
kek

>/mlb/

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Because he's way, way better, it's pretty simple

>fatbody with power playing a fatbody position (because let's be serious, he's gonna get moved to first unless he slims down more)
>dad was less of a fatbody but also played a fatbody position
I don't see any difference other than Vlad Sr. having the GOAT-tier arm that Cecil didn't have

Coping with the fact Vladdy isn't on your team

Thanks for your hot take

>has not even played a single game
>is better than >my team's 3B
yeah sure, I'm coping so hard.

Do take a look at difference between his and Cecil's minor league careers and their age difference when you're done coping

I'll pass initial judgment on Vlad II at the ASB. Until then, his career is a blank slate and he needs to prove he can make it in the majors.

I swear to GAWD if he isn't elite I'll be, uhh, upset.

The hype is making me nervous tee bee ayche

>Do take a look at difference between his and Cecil's minor league careers and their age difference when you're done coping
btfo'd haha

>Sinclair bought out YES, 21 Fox RSNs and will run the Cubs broadcasts next year.
Who's ready for far right wing propaganda during their baseball games?

If you think it's bad now, you should have seen things under the old 'management'.

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Imagine actually wearing a shirt/jersey with someone else's last name on it.

Nobody here in /mlb/ actually does this, right?

I have a generic Dads jersey, and gave some thought to grabbing Tony and Hoffy jersies, but at the moment, no I do not.

I have a Nats jersey with my own last name on it

Just this hat, no number/names

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I apologize

I'm sorry, should i not be doing that? I'll try to do better.

>Not wearing someone else's name and number and claiming you're them
I hope you aren't a pussy and do this.

>showing your support for your favorite person on the team is somehow bad

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I'm sorry

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

I know which team I'M rooting for

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Why are you posting the definition of a Conservative here?

I messed up

Number 3 and 5 are the only ones worth the effort.
5>3

Nope. Got a free mccutcheon shirsey at the game last night that I'll probably just turn into rags. Maybe I'll make a rally towel out of the section on the front with the logo

Almost as bad, desu.

I bought a kang jersey for the memes

Everything I wear has another man's name on it.

kek

KEKIES KEK KEKIES!

Well I was like 13 when I got it as a gift
I don't like wearing it now since it feels embarrassing
I just wear my plain Nats shirt instead

Any hypermasc alphas here wearing their Yeli jers today? Game worn, still got his musk

Is this an A's butterface convention?

H-HO-HOL-HOLY-HOLY B-BA-BAS-BASE-BASED-BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Uh virgin much retard?

uh oh the fucktard is here

How will the a's ever recover?

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I can't tell your ass from your mouth after this post

Based

@92334952
Autist

oh you can die now asshole

I guess I won't wear any shirts/jerseys anymore because an anonymous anime-obsessed NEET told me not to on an online Bhutanese knitting forum.

already sick of vlad jr desu

Good. You shouldn't be larping as a normie anyway

Gonna go 0-4 and make an Error

>cusb

>hating Jeter
Even if you hate the Yankees, he was a class act.

Yankees
Derek Jeter
Jason Varitek

Pirates
Ken Griffey jr
Sammy Sosa

Nationals
Ryan Zimmerman
Chipper Jones
I'm counting my 13 year old self as a kid since I didn't have a team until the Nats came to DC

brew guys and york apple guys

Greetings fellow Nats Bro.

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Oakland Athletics @ Toronto Blue Jays game thread:
>pls join me for pregame hijinx

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Who's contract is worse, machado's or Harper's?

Should I go to the Dodgers game tonight alone? No one available to go with me and I'm bored

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I would go everyday if I lived in a baseball city.
I can only go like 3-4 times a year
>do it for some random leaf

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>he needs friends to have fun
fuck off normalfag. If you want to go to the game just go. There are always a bunch of posters in the gamethreads that you can talk to.

I go to games alone all the time. Sometimes I hang and chat with the people that are seated around me. Sometimes, I just sit and watch the game, drink beer and stuff my face. Nobody fucking cares whether you're alone or not. Just go.

[spoiler]jealous[/spoiler]

Yes, sit in the nosebleeds and glance at a cholo's gf for a split second, then fight for your life against him and his vato scum friends

Orale vato!

Top Deck or LF Pavillion then? $15 vs $22

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dude 22$ is nothing, go for it
>have a doyer dog
I won't be able to get to a game until July
sadface.bat

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why jays have so many babes?

I wish we had as many as Boston or LA, look at twitter it is insane, heck I would take as many as the Maple Leafs, oh my Jesus do they have some chickens

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Toronto Boob Jays

Upper deck is awful. Just spend the extra 7$.

wat? I went there a couple weeks ago and it was fine. Haven't been in the pavillion in a while though

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Anthony Rendon back after getting hit in the elbow. Faggot Dads pitcher plunks him on the knee in his 1st AB back.

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Based dads

I hope Max takes his fucking head off.

chaddies makin ya seeth?

Easy there, savage.

Top deck is fine desu

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This is American money, not Canadian. So it's actually worth something. Also you're using greentext incorrectly. Please lurk moar before posting again.

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bruh the same seat at Rogers centre would be twice the amount in USD
>I will greentext like a faggot if I want to

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>he thinks there is a correct way to use green text
We got a 4channel oldfag here. Internet hate machine. Everyone be careful.

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>Not being the chad beaner over 6 foot and clubbing any midget "gangster" that tries to start shit

I will throw that nigger from the top deck.

for me its the ass hanging out in the back

HACKERS ON STEROIDS

are there any white sox fans here? not sure if it's worth amking a thread

We're all Vlad fans tonight

They better play "Your Love" by The Outfield for Gordon Beckham when he comes to bat.

>thats my song bud

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>barves

Max just passed Christie Matthewson on the all time strike out list.

>bavres

vlad is a bust

The 2019 ROTY just got a hit!

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I didn’t realize Guerrero Jr. was so fat lol

anybody else eat they’re cupcake by tearing off the bottom cake part and putting it on top, making a cupcake sandwhich? It seems like the most logical way to eat it without getting frosting all over my face and hands but these girls at work were laughing at me because of it. Why are girls so mean? They’re the punk bitches with frosting on their noses, not me.

r e s d

How was Mexico?

>killing your top prospect for a homer
based white sox

it was fucking excellent. super nice locals, beer EVERYWHERE, food was sublime, weather was unbeatable, and my airbnb was somehow nicer and cleaner than the pictures

you have to go back

i can't wait to go back, actually. my spanish was better than i thought and one year of salary would last me like five years down there

where in mexico?

bustloy is out for the season

I know that’s what I mean

monterrey. the only bad parts were the air quality and the drivers. lanes and crosswalks are more like suggestions

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sigh................gah..................

That looks comfy as fuck

how about them norteñas?

gackt

gotta be patient with vladdy

pls patience stop hype

it was, they had a designated beer person in every section and the stadium felt like a college or youth park

they were all either tiny and absolutely stunning or thick and ghastly. no inbetween

Blurgh

girls were right
best part is that first bite thats 70% frosting and 30% cake

>Vlad Jr. 0-for-3 thus far in debut
BUST
BUST
BUST
BUST
BUST

nyy v sf

WHAT THE HELL IS THE CHINAMAN DOING IN KANSAS CITY?

>walgreens

GAME STILL ON. BEGINS IN NINE MINUTES.

who is this chinaman and what is kansas city?

Based Skaggs. I really like The Angels this year.

Did you expect him to be an all star his very first night? Just watching him swing and throw you can tell he's no bust

Skaggs was always like the second best behind Heaney, though they're both inconsistent. The bullpen is better but the pitching is still a mess.

yes i did and so far he is a massive let down

just admit he's a bust

fuck the angels

Pirates @ Dodgers

>post-game interview vlad on his 1 hit
>not interviewing drury on his walk-off dinger
kek

>cusbs

*cucks you*
*cucks you out of your post-game interview after you walk it off too*

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Our bats havent even woken up yet lads

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new z plot for the weekend...rays still the most efficient team in baseball

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Cubs @ Dbacks

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Kill yourself reddit nazi frog poster

>cucknadians

>t. retard

Gallie walked!!

GO CLEVELAND

>this tigers/whitesox shitfest
this is the ugliest fucking game i've seen all year

that interview with the engaged people was pretty funny though

and this young season's top ten in bases so far

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alright yank fans
did you montero us again with justus?
i dont like what im seeing from this guy

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also, kek

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Reds have too many good hitters to be an awful offensive team. Their slow start wasn't gonna last. Dunno if the pitching they're getting will, but if it does they're a good team.

>No White Sox thread
>No Cubs thread
WTF is going on

Someone get this fat fuck out of here

dont you talk about my big beautiful boy

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Vlad was going on

i expected the bullpen to be about this decent...the rotation has been unfuckingbelievable so far. castillo found a different gear, gray and roark look comfortable, disco is servicable, and if wood can come back remotely competent? we're in for an interesting summer

Detroit was rained out. I can make a game thread if you want to talk about the weather.

>No Cubs thread
here m8

>10-9 Tigers right now
Wat

My bad, thought they were still in Boston

the fuck are you talking about

wat?

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It was a mistake, stop throwing (you)s at me!

Bryant!

that was drurys interview very dumb

Probably in reference of the rainout that happened last Saturday (?) when the Sox were in Detroit.

>30 hits combined by both teams
wow

>double play
it was just a big injection of false hope the whole time

give m one reason why you like the Mariners and ill forgive you

watch them go with a whimper now, no baserunners the rest of the game
I'm glad abroo has gotten going though

>AAA reliever gets called up with a 7.39 career ERA
>gives up 5 straight hits
>finally decide to pull him
>put in someone who gave up a million runs 2 nights ago and has a 9.00 era
>everything goes to shit
that double play was really fucking bad luck if you're a chicago fan

>commentators now coming up with a conspiracy theory that the 1B wasn't actually on the box
you guys just scored a million fucking runs and can't tell if his heel is on or not, give it a rest lmao

got several lucky hits too though so evens out. still a loooong way to go in this game with these bullpens

>leadoff walk
and it begins again, sasuga nate

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SHITINALS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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was this a weird fucken ballgame or what

How, HOW, do you stop this man?

Zoomers are taking over baseball. ARRRGHHH.

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>yelich
>can only hit in broor park

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right? his splits are super fucked. i'm curious to see if it keeps up

thats it im moving to toronto fuck this place

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You can't. The Dodgers will finally win the eries this year.

atobtt god damn r

you can stop now resd, they're already dead

>methinals

Holy shit Abroo

>tigers were up 7
>now down 2
don't even care about this loss anymore, the entire bullpen is spent after the past week

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>it's an out
F

The shit show some how got even crazier.

this is easily the meme game of the season so far for tigers

Jose Abreu you fucking retard

that was really dumb regardless but I don't think he passed him, looked parallel. he was further from first base but not any closer to 2nd

>34 hits
>9 walks
>8-1 comeback
>ball hit over the fence on a fly counts as a single
>it's only the 7th inning

>McCant steals a base
We have entered bizarro world

>that shirtless fat ass fan
just what this game needed

That lead didn't last long

every fucking time my tiggies play the white sox it always ends up being a hilarious game

>giving up a dinger after 0-2

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im embarassed to say i turned it off to focus more on ranked matches in r6siege, i can't believe they fucking came back. i need to do some kind of penance for my lack of faith in rickys boys.

>people shit-talked and doubted Harper
>that fucking home run


Heard you were talking shit.

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>I actually trusted herrera to keep this lead
won't make that mistake again

wait what, that ball was right down the middle, c'mon ump you can't do that

BUNTING IS SO FUCKING STUPID GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

trying these two as a measurement of individual contribution on offense

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You would think after years of this I wouldn't give in to false hope yet I do and it always bites me.

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>leadoff walk
please stop

>shit poois methinals

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n e v e r

e v e r

god damn what a play anderson

AHAHAHAHAHA BTFO

GET FUCKED TARDINALS AHAHAHAHA

BTFO

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rack 'em

wew that was the slowest double play I've ever seen

these are false flags just so you know

so it wasn't just me.

I thought it was slow because of other reasons.

Miggy was "running" so they could take their time

and they still got him by plenty
I need a redemption dinger from anderson or abroo here

Are there any submarine or sidearm pitchers in the majors rn?

one from abroo would be nice.

But no, I'm guessing we will go to extras and this game will end after the Mets game, and it started at around 9pm CST.

LETS GO BATFLIP BOI

Tim hill on the royals is one if he hasn't been sent down by now. not sure if Brad Ziegler is still playing. there's a lot of 3/4 guys like Sale

ANDERSON

What a fucking ending, based Timmy

FUCK YES WALKOFF BY THE BATFLIP BOI

PUT THAT SHIT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BOARD


YUSSSSS

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HOLY FUCKING BASED TIM ANDERSON

damn that is the best win in a long time

Based white sox desu

walk off homer after saving the game on defense the half inning prior. that's awesome

I feel so happy for him. He was struggling the past two years and now he is emerging as the player I expected him to be.

Royals relievers Tim Hill and Jake Diekman throw sidearm
Pat Neshek and Steve Cishek throw sidearm
Aaron Loup, Mychal Givens, Peter Moylan but he's in ABL now or god knows where
There's a bunch.

TIM

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Plus the fact that he was the runner who got passed up on the Abroo home run earlier because he was tagging up on first

Are there any players with an obtuse delivery?

>tiggleshits

definitely not Trevor Bauer since he’s acute

don't know what that means

Would you consider this player as having an obtuse delivery?

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>Jason: "make fun of your friends that turned the game off"

Feels bad man.

I blame the tryhards i play Siege and they were bitching about hearing my tv in the background as they were getting less frags than me.

>luckily i have no friends that watch baseball

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Most arm angles project outwards from the player's body, are there any that instead project inwards?

dat ASS

>we aren't your friends
What a shame. In that case, shame on you for not watching to the very end scrub. Hope you enjoyed your Beloved Cardinals getting rekt tonight..

;)

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what the fucks up with your name senpai?

go root for the cardinals you damn casual, I hear they're in first place
and don't come back

Poster from /int/, we have a foot fetish community.

which country has the best feet

>scuba

Taiwan 100%

Google translate didnt make sense so i asked my chinese wife and she said youre gross and now thinks im part of a foot fetish community
so, thanks, i guess

>not a fan of thicc thighs and having your head in between them
What a shame. But to each their own.

Canadians. Soft fluffy feet with the smelliest boot sweat.

give me some links my man
can't find no thread on /int/

It's just like an occasional thing bro. On the /cum/ general

Pics of your wife's feet?

sorry buddy. dont have any
I prefer eating ass to sucking toes

>we're friends? i figured you guys hated me after i started bauer posting. if you guys are friends with me, im happy to say the same back.

i turned it back on in the 6th when my phone started sound like a damn amber alert with all the notifications. of course i watched the fucking ending.

lol, i am a plebian casual, ive ate shit being a cards fan on here for 5 years now, and now people are shitting on me even more !it's truly hell lol

the fuck.../mlb/ is not becoming a female foot general like /nba/, or nfl whenever Gisele is posted

Cubs suck!

Tell us something we don't know

Oh fuck off

Holy based!

rbo is bajp's only weakness

O RBO O RBO WHEREFORE ART THOU RBO

Deny thy ballgame and refuse thy drinks; or if thou wilt not, but be sworn my love and I'll no longer be a cardinal

Shall I offer more tickets, or shall I speak at this? 'Tis but thy name that is my love: thou art thyself, though not a true white sock

I'd add diabetes and high cholesterol to that list.

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new

>bump limit reached and passed
>no thread wars
WTF is going on tonight?

Good to see ol BAJP making some friends... that boy's always cooped up in his dungeon... boy's gonna grow mold I tell ya

Mmmm tell me bout it...kids gotta be out havin fun... not tamperin with these ole contraptions

thought this was the white sox gamethread

I made a thread

Why?

Cause this one is dying and no one else is stepping up to the plate

...

Fuck I'm stupid

ugh im dumb