/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Six

fug

Based

Ready for Lisowski to smash sharter lads

>mfw remembering that Rpmmie lost a Bo19 to an amateur that had literally never held a cue until two weeks ago

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recommend me a book
-no fantasy
-no biography
-crime story/thriller is ok
-self-development or interpersonal relations also ok
or if no idea, anything you like

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The Picture of Dorian Gray

>that had literally never held a cue until two weeks ago

It was funny yes but less of the fake news.

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prince
ab urbe condita

>interpersonal relations also ok
Fifty Shades of Grey

Chris Rock (no not that one) - The Baby Harvest
It's a book about the lucrative market of faking birth/death certificates. It actually describes the whole process pretty in-depth.

Watching BBC2
It's good to know politicians are absolute fucktards over there too.
Rude breed those politicians.

For me it's Koiren

And that is why we need true democracy with no middlemen
fuck """"representative"""" """"democracy""""

It's only worth watching for the presenter Andrew Neil though he's hardly on it anymore.

fuck democracy

where's 190

You've got to be a slimy cunt to get anywhere in politics, all about favours, backers, lobbys and leverage

In the slammer for flashing the local preschool nippers

thanks guys, have some Selby's Special ™

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True democracy without middlemen doesn't work, because 90% of people are fucking retards and it's especially bad right now, because people instantly lap up any propaganda online. Representative democracy is shit, but it's still better than mob rule.

ay yo where my cheeky freddos?

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SHHH it's starting

QUIET PLS

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OK LOL
Just keep sucking your middleman's dick then, fucking retard.

GWAANNNNNNNNNNN

Pack it in, please.

PACK IT IN

that interviewer has a very soothing voice

I'm in the mood for some comfy Hendry memes, lads. Post everything you've got

>there is a big butt here

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I had to scroll back up to the start of the thread.

>the standard is better all round
Bollocks Steve. You know that's not true

Neil likes a long deep screw

ebookhunter.ch/Me and the Table - My Autobiography by Hendry Stephen;_5bd016dfde99210a733296f2/

Here's his autobiography if you're interested. Cracking little read.

>Every time I miss a ball or lose a match I think 'There you go... told you so. You're not up to it. Your game's gone.' And it has. It truly has

;-;

They repeat that mantra all the time. They are probably correct, so many more centuries these days, but overall play just looks sloppier.

>You now remember Robertson turned professional 21 years ago.
Is he another le 30 year old future prospect meme like Lingard for Utd?

Which table are >we watching?

the one with le funny face man

And Trump is the Walcott

He has won the triple crown. Not exactly a prospect.

Fatty v Aspie

I'm watching table 2

I bet Neil bottles this

MORPH

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Break building has definitely improved but I really do think safety/tactical play has gotten worse (Prime Selby being an excepttion)

No disrespect to Lisowski and Carter, but I'll watch the better players.

Foxy vs Manlet

FAT HEAD HE'S GOT A BIG FAT HEAD

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The one with the Emperor commentating of course.

I think this is mostly a convention for casual viewers, because they want to see big breaks. Just look at the audience Ronnie has brought to the game.

Think of the Chaos army he could build with 500K

Eyes on the prize

Yeah, it probably just depends on how you measure quality, but I'm with you.
They probably just doesn't bother to practice that part.

carter's tournament is basically over as all he ever wants to do is beat ronnie. Now I think about it, did ronnie lose on purpose to deny carter the opportunity of facing him?

you didn't say no autobiography

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This lisowski carter game has been great so far

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That one is quite dull. You read Jimmy's most recent one? I'm shocked he's still alive.

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I stopped watching yesterday when Lisowski missed the black to win the frame.
It was pretty comfy up until then, but that moment rubbed me the wrong way, did it get better?

>THIN SNICK
>QUITE INCREDIBLE
>*Mentions Cliff Thorburn*
>OHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why has Selby gone so shit? He's the only active player today I can realistially see capable of being a dominant force in snooker, but he's a shadow of his former self.

wow thats actually painted nice

It's not the best match in terms of quality but it's quite tight so quite exciting

WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WE CAN DO WITH A LOAD OF BALLS AND A SNOOKER CUE

Imagine calling Ronnie a mental midget when Hendry REEE’d to retirement at the first sign of players catching up to him and surpassing him

The lads a born bottler
It's a shame because he's a world class potter

>new cue
>it’s 8 months old

not new

>first sign
If by first sign you mean 10 years later, sure.

This is Dennis Taylor. Concept of time doens't apply to "up and coming young talented middle aged Chinese player" man.

Is that Neal Robertson's real hair colour?

No, he's just autistic

>8 months is too old for you
I knew you were a nonce but an ian watkins nonce?

BECAUSE HE WEARS THESE GAAAAAAHGLES

He wishes.

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Hahahahaha

>spent last night watching club-level matches on youtube
State of me. Nice change of pace though to be fair, never know when they're going to miss. There's one with that Barry Stark geezer playing best of 7.

GWAN NEYUL

love baz

Dear oh dear

TON UP

A few qt's in the crowd there today. Nice to see

What's going on in the background here. People teaching plebs how to hold a cue?

And where were you for the Scottish Open?

Anyone seen the old guy this year?

Yeah, medal man's there

Aye Higgins is there this year

Time Out Of Joint.

You might need to narrow it down a bit mate

in the audience, with my phone switched off.

If he would have embraced his ginger heritage like Sir Steve Davis then he might have won more than one world title by now.

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pffft

...

lol wierdly i look a bit like steve davis does here

His style is likely very taxing mentally

how about cov top ken? last year was the final year he could reserve his specific seat at the front

Average age of all competitors is 33 this year, so yes

I do love Steve Davis, he's a real gent and has a great sense of humour. Shame these other Essex players don't have as much character as him, maybe they'll develop it as they get a bit older.

why does it suddenly smell so septic in here?

OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

fuck off yank

sdarchive.com

any links to a robertson livestream?

you should just accept this lad.

Hard to see Neil lose if he keeps this up.
He'll punish any mistake.

imagine she look at you like that bros

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Ah yes, almost everyone out of the office. Finally I can watch.

>That one is quite dull.
It's just Steve being Steves - full autism about snooker.

Enjoying your holiday in America, Peru?

Lichokeski

Wha the fuck is Dennis going on about

He's still there. They banned football tops so he just wears blue shirts instead.

What work do you do?

Anyone else suddenly got the urge to become vegan?

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The commentary on the Lisowski / Carter game is fucking dire right now even for snooker standards

Murphy getting rally fat lads

Vegan winning on one table, Brexit winning on t'other. Ebdon must be in heaven.

It's nice to see Murphy getting his old form back

>no one cares if I have sports on one of my monitors
>can watch snooker all day
>tfw

Has Morph even potted a ball yet?

>tfw can't tell if this is a jab at him or not

He's always had a Rolls-Royce cue action.

It is

Based Ebdon

>getting

Hard to describe. It's at an automobile manufactory though.

You living the dream

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He did lose weight at one point a few years ago but didn't take long to put it back on.

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What did he do?

Get your team autism membership cards right here

Fucking up basic safety, giving up chances and missing easy shots

Just realised they gave Brexitman the German ref

Ah, picking up where he left off yesterday.

Is it degree educated required ?

Been on team autism since birth. Dare I even say I'm a /lifelong/ on team autism.

>not watching both games simultaneously in side-by-side chrome windows

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Is morphy going to pot a ball today?

Do you know Timo?

>balls potted
>0 (zero)

How do you beat Robertson if he keeps his form?

Distract him with video games and Warhammer figures.

University degree? No, I don't think so but it certainly helps.

Well la de da.

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Play granite safety

Play anti Selby snooker

Be a better player and keep your form. In form Selby would destroy him.

Watch him crumble mid match because Neil can't deal with high expectations

I miss Steve's fake taxi, House of Frames is shit.

Get zesty

I can't use chrome on principle

This Just read up beforehand, then give him an outrageous opinion on some obscure Warhammer lore, he'll be fuming for hours.

I have double monitor set up with both games fullscreen :D

Banter him the fuck off.

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That is some sarcastic crowd

In the fourth frame, he makes his entrance.

Rub the cue with sandpaper

Nice work lad that sounds cosy af

>we're only on the fifth day

Feels like we're well into the second week.

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lol wtf these photoshops are getting so surreal

Morphy is the GOAT at making faces

Checked. I wish it would never end though.

I missed willos first game. He in form?

it is quite wonderful if I say so myself

Slow opening but got himself up to speed and won pretty comfortably

>morphy

Morphy getting baited

DA KUBOL

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They look so unimpressed with what they're seeing from Murphy.

LOLCHOKESKI

Lichokeski is done for.

I hate it when both tables go for interval at the same time and I'm left without snooker for 15 minutes

Same Where's house of frames

>Jack Liskekski
>27 year old
>Done literally fuck all
>"Incredible natural talent"

Lol fuck off Davis

That Lisowski VT on BBC was cringe

Lisowksi vs Carter...
so it's the literal battle of the cancer

He's talking about his slag fucking skills

Hendry said he thought he was entering a Chinese 8-Ball tourney, didn't know what the colours were worth

Why couldn't Paul have been saved from the cancer, lads?

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i'd rather have lisowski and carter die from cancer and get paul hunter back desu senpai

too bad we got the reverse

Who'd you rather win the world championship lads, either Lisowski or Ali UKIP
OR
Tony Drago

Can't have actually good players.

>ywn meet an assburgers cute gf in the crucible who is so withdrawn in her shell that her mum takes her out to watch her favourite sport

I'm in for a Drago win either way

Hendry - Goku
Ronnie - Vegeta
Mark Selby - Frieza
Shaun Murphy - Majin Buu
Steve Davis - Master Roshi
Trump - Trunks
Lisowski - Goten
Jimmy White - Yamcha

opinions and add

Bet she doesn't clap at shitty shots just because the commentators tell her to

>implying she even wears the earpiece

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>he is making a stupid face, isn't he?

>tfw when she sticks the earpiece somewhere else

>Ali Carter is married to Stella from The Apprentice
What a fall from grace for Stella

>Eventually, investigation revealed six cysts on his colon. He broke the news to his fellow professionals during an event in China. Some were in tears; Hunter and Jimmy White got drunk together. "Paul just grabbed me and two bottles of vodka later we had it all out," said White

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>muh serious buisness woman
>immediately parlays the slight notoriety into bagging a rich husband

LMAO every time

god that's heartbreaking

friendly reminder a snooker player peaks at 32-36

Where the fuck is that user who memed at my predictions that had Ali The Captain of Brexit Carter beating Lisowski?

Where's the earpiece going?

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its been like an hour already get hte snooker back on reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>enabling an alcoholic with vodka
Not cool Paul, not cool

>Carter "holds the Aces"
Carter x Trump

ah yes, an anime imageboard doesn't want to discuss anime

>player peaks at 32-36

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I CAME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

Please rise for the anthem of Australia.

Lichokeski is so done now

friendly reminder Hendry retired before his peak because he's a mental midget who couldn't handle other players surpassing him

Even if he was to win this frame he doesn't have the mental fortitude to complete the comeback.

Wrong

What's for lunch lads?

Caviar for me

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youtube.com/watch?v=EG3fou1E6os

lel

Had some lamb steak leftovers from Easter.
Microwave absolutely destroyed it. ;_;

Friendly reminder Hendry lost every triple crown final when it was against Ronnie.

Friendly explanation of this showing how when Ronnie turned up, he was unplayable.

wtf, Lisowski looks fucking good this frame.

Friendly reminder you're wrong again

>snookers himself

Get a room

I'm objectively correct about Hendry losing every triple crown final he played against Ronnie

Irrelevant

youtube.com/watch?v=zV4CTHUFhig

Just like Hendry when everyone surpassed him

Objectively incorrect

youtube.com/watch?v=JihqELmrBuE

>Allister

>Mustafi
ohneinneinnein

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I had some pea soup and pancakes.

Are the girls there to admire man ass?

>it's another "player can't close the deal" episode
Getting real tired of this, can't Bazza come up with something new?

and people say lisowski is bottling it

Ali looks devo'd

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That's what everyone is there for.

Too bad stupid sexy Selby doesn't play all day every day

That's alright, Morphy's thicc thighs are there to save the day

OH NO NO NO BREXIT BROS

Nice close up of Carter picking his nose

C E N T U R Y

Ali Carter? More like Aslip Carter :D

anyone bothering to do an edit crosseyed and cue being a light saber?

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Murphy drinks water weird lads

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WAHEY

he is not even human, fucking kek at edits

GWAN JACK

lol morph

really want to buy nongfu spring water now lads

just like how I really want to visit rwanda

was great being in China and being able to drink the snooker water for dead cheap

there's a bot that does it automatically

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Quinoa waffles with peanutbutter.

Did the ref warn a spectator?

>go glue some tubulars for the weekend
>in shorts
>rest the rim against my thighs to get the tire fully mounted
>glue gets stuck in hairs
>looks like I've got cum just above my knees
>gotta go to the gym now
ffs, this is not comfy. Hadn't even shaved my legs for this summer yet so they're a forest, would be much easier to clean smooth legs.

>murphy going for maximum
maybe he knows he can't beat Robertson and wants that 10k

Looks bleak for the viewership in Reading.

GWAN MURF

moirphy maximum head size - 147?

QUIET PLEASE

147

I'm going to take back what they stole from us.

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clean my balls

GWAN

WOT O SHOT

Shauneo whipping his cock out

>getting cocky

this is going to fail

LIFT THE SCREEN

takes balls to tell them to lift the screen

loser

I'm on mute, why has he stopped to talk with the ref?

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got too cocky

"Lift the screen?"

>immediately fucks it up

CRINGE

ON NO NO NO
lmao

Finally she smiles and it only took a 147

That's quite the bust

>tfw no qt snooker loving gf

>Shaun

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does she rate murphy or robertson?

House of Frames one of the better things they've one.

RAISE

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Does Neil dye his hair?

Murphy being fat again is the secret to his success.

mummy!

>sits there brooding for the whole match
>smiles when there's a possibility of 147
>murphy fucks it
how hard will she be seething?

>it takes 147 to satisfy her
how can 20-a-plentyets even compete?

By having a nice bum.

see you lads for the afternoon session

>tfw more than 2 hours to go
feels bad, mang.

I once had a dream in which Murphy was playing a match and got himself into a bad situation. Everyone was doubting he'd come back but he started to do so and at some point he yelled "IM SHAUN FUCKING MUPRHY!". Ever since i can't help but think of him as Shaun "Fucking" Murphy.

Sometimes to hype myself up or to celebrate something I pump my fists and shout "come on" like Liang Wenbo did

oh shit the darts is on tonight as well. Gonna be busy in threads and watching both snooker and darts

Hi lads, just came home from work. Anything interesting happened today?
I see Neil is doing well.

Morph was on a 147, asked the ref to raise the dividing screen so the fans can watch his massive swinging dick then he missed the last red

Lisowski had a chance at a comeback but bottled it, I would've liked to have seen that match go to 9-9 too

>Was just reading past posts
top kek

Too bad

screen up pls

Just in from work lads, what did I miss

morph fucked up a 147 and is probably doing it again now

>S C R E E N U P
>C
>R
>E
>E
>N

>U
>P

Just watching the replay of it now, he really is such a ballbag.

So cocky pausing and walking round the screen.

This will live in infamy kek

>Just in from work lads, what did I miss
190 being based, as per usual.

>tfw you thought the replay was live and Murphoid was attempting a second 147

Was hoping murphy would get the 147 just to witness the seeth in here

It was hilarious

Daaaaamn, I forgot the darts is on as well. Thanks for the reminder.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is George ITT?

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literally me

I think, in some ways, we're all George Labana

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>Get in from work
>Scroll to thread to see if any of my memes were posted
>they weren't

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just seen Shaun Murphy sat alone in the window of the Asian buffet 300m from the crucible.

Did you ask him why he always slams them in?

Take a photo

buy him a pint lad

Ask him to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ

I will if he's still there when I walk back past.

I also need you to print out all the Morphy memes in your folder and quickly stick em on the window

When he's at the food, ask if he needs someone to raise the screen for him

It's a Chinese buffet. He will still be there.

Only 15 more bings, lads!

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SMELBY

Beer: check
M&Ms: check
eurosport: check
/147/: check

Leggo Lelby

top top lel

I'm done with studying, time to get comfy

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Evening lads

well done brah

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>Koiren's sprog is called Finlay

Dog's name.

Why is there no cute girls playing cute snooker anime

RO-KYU-SNOOK

BASED GAZZA FLUKE

LELBY ALREADY FINNA #SEEEETHE

They don't play billiards in Japan

GWAN WILSONS

Why is Eurosport showing Wilson instead of Selby?

>young Koiren has a sprog
fuck sake, kids having kids

M A X I M U M
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Going there to work this year, I will use their hatred for the Chinese to inspire them to go Snooker Loopy

loving the pace of these threads even for the early rounds
later rounds are gona be bananaz
lets get some OC please x

I have both tables
based eurosport player I paid 7 jewgolds for

Wait, whos commentating with Taylor on Willy Vs. Gayvidson?

They've started getting into darts, so there's always a chance snook could build a following

cos its the final session probably

trying my hand at cooking some duck wings, will keep you updated, might post a picture when they're done
in the meantime, GWAN GAZ

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>tfw can't find good streams for /147/ and /180/

He's the future of the sport, la

Noice

Would've thought the more advanced round would get priority

Taylor? That's JV and Ken you absolute wally

>he doesn't rate the 2018 Japanese Amateur Championship
cuetracker.net/tournaments/japanese-amateur-championship/2018/2748

We'll probably end up with a player as Japanese as Georgiou is Cypriot to start with. Sanderson Lam but instead of having a Chinese parent they have one Japanese parent and milk that to get themselves publicity and a spot in the World Cup. I checked one of the places I could be working and in the whole prefecture it seemed like they had two snooker clubs

Here's today's /147/ test, no cheating allowed. The question:
What is Gary Wilson's nickname?

Well aren't I a retard, I misread your post and was watching the other game

Gaza Strip

English teacher?

The Geordie Jobber

It's morph

hoping for some hyper autismal safety play from Selby's arse lads
I need it
it soothes me

Why do all these players wear such tight trousers? I want to see the balls not the cushions

KEK ANOTHER EBIN FLUKE

Aye, did it in China for a couple of months last year and hoping to do this for a couple years. They fucking love Snooker in China, in the small City I was in I played maybe four times and every time was in a different club a block away from one another, I think one of them had a massive poster of Barry Hawkins

So the ladies have something to watch

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How would Selby's arse hold the cue? Hotdog'd between those sweet, fat cheeks or just snuck a few inches up the anus?

I met Ken Doherty a few weeks ago lads, said hello and shook his hand at the airport

the shitter

you sure it was Ken and not a small child?

probably the latter for the added grip and stability

Smooth Criminal

J-Jackie?

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Hehe yes, the ladies...

>implying Ken would shake a Chineseman's hand

Who's this on the commentary with Taylor for the Wilson - Donaldson match?

Murf

Donaldson looks like an autist desu

Ebdon

What is your pre-shot routine, /147/?

/147/ incel leader

Super Chin

How many chink slaaaags did you slam?

adjusting my big testicles

Ever notice Wikson looks Chinese? It's the eyes

I... don't have one.
Just stretch a bit and make sure the joints are ok if I've been sidelined too long.

youtube.com/watch?v=34SKvNMV_MI

Something like this, but around a snooker table

Adjusting your heaving testicles is my preshot routine too

STUPID SEXY SELBY

Is gwilson hair-envying lelby?

Make sure I'm facing away from a camera and bending over as much as I possibly can

Best episode of MitM

and I must say it is very cordial of you

Anyone who hates MitM must be a bad person

you should create one, even if its just stepping into the shot the shame way every time, might help a little to get yourself into a rhythm

kek, once saw a guy with the most autistically involved preshot routine, basically cue over his head before lowering onto the shot like pick related

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Simply cannot imagine a Finn saying the word cordial out loud

That's still better than Nadal

>having a nice chat between friends
Absolutely gentlemanly and wholesome

Sunny has the best and most autistic pre-shot routine

fake taxi

now that we have established Donaldson as the greatest incel in snooker, who is snooker's greatest chad?

a) Hendry
b) Lisowski
c) other

just imagine how it's pronounced but with a flat tone and a rolled r so great that you feel uneasy

Wilson: I noticed your arse earlier it's very nice
Selby: Thanks I have been working out

Gotta rate Ding for that

I'll pace around the table 3 laps counter clockwise. Sounds good?

>the incel jawline of Donaldson

not with those acne craters.

Quinten Hann

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Paul Hunter

I do the same but stick my tongue out Ronnie style while shaking my head at the poor position I've played myself into

>Smashes the pack on the break
>Challenges his fellow professionals to a fight
>Challenges gaelic footballers to a fight
>Went out drinking instead of practicing the night before the WC
>Accused of acting like a "crazed animal" by women
>Banned from snooker
>Banned from offering financial services
Its clearly Quinten Hann

comfy setup

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He's just a heart melter with his smile and happiness

Young Hendry was a shagger

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>In the 2005 World Championship Hann was forced to play with a new cue after his original cue was lost after the China Open earlier that year. The original cue was eventually retrieved just before the World Championship but was found to be damaged and unusable. Having borrowed a friend's cue, he decided against practising, and instead went out drinking. He played his first round match against Peter Ebdon hungover, and rather predictably lost the match by 10 frames to 2. When asked about the defeat to Ebdon, Hann said: "I intended to go out for a few beers but when the cue wasn't there I went out for a lot of beers. I had a hangover, and the migraine kicked in during the second session. By the end, I was in bits."

good answers tbqh

Oh I see what you're going for, gotta take young Lisowski. He's really got that "look".

seems like he's more of a shagger now, with his full black attire and his white beard.

Almost literally me

John virgo

How come Quinten Hann, Stephen Lee, Yu Delu and Cao Yupeng all get lifetime/long bans but John Higgins got off with a slap of the wrist? Didn't even miss as many games as Delu will miss years

this dude, I'm sometimes amazed 40-50 year old ladies know who stephen hendry is

based

Big John wasn't found to have actually fixed any matches, and was given a more lenient punishment for not reporting the approach

Does the 3 miss rule only apply when there's reds on the table?

Riggins didn't actually get caught fixing anything he just said that he would on camera afaik. Yu Delu behaved like a right cunt though deserves everything he got, at least Cao cooperated and had some remorse.

Based.

Only onions boys hate big John

Only applies when you can see a red full ball

It's only when at least one object ball is fully visible.

Jimmy White for sure

Feel bad for Cao, he was starting to play well, too

>at least Cao cooperated and had some remorse
In such cases the remorse and regret is that they got caught.

It can only be Kirk Stevens

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The back of Gary Wilson's head is a bit of an odd shape

In some cases they get forced/threatened into it, see James Wattana's father being murdered when James refused to fix a match and those other Thai players whose house got firebombed. Yu Delu was clearly balls deep in the fixing, Cao, not neccessarily so.

based max with a white suit

Nah Yu got caught and was a cunt. In Cao's case he fully cooperated with the investigation, snitched and so on. I think this was a few years ago when he wasn't making money and needed to provide for his wife and kid

>kyrenwinslol

oh and Yu Delu was found to have been actively offering to fix matches

Looks like the mugshot of someone who's been found in possession of Martin Gould's hard drives

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Well Cao only got a 2 year ban compared to Yu's 11 years

Alright. Didn't know it was old stuff they dug up even.

Now that sounds hilarious.

Just saw the screen incident

What the fuck was he thinking? Based Hendry was disgusted and rightly so

Is it me or does Wilson look like a pedo?

Which one

Looks like any northerner that grew up without sunlight desu

G Wilson

shows confidence i think

Assuming we're talking about Gary Wilson and not Koiren, he looks like someone has stretched pizza dough over a watermelon and poked eyes and a mouth into it

I missed this what happened?

...

During murphys 147 break he stopped and asked the ref to put the screen up between the 2 tables

Good looking bloke is Selby tbf

>koiren
200% seething

Hello, Vicky.

Fine line between confidence and arrogance. It was the kind of stunt I'd expect Trump to pull. Made himself look a right twat by missing that red

bit of a turnoff when he opens his mouth though.

Anybody ever snapped their cue in anger on TV?

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T O N U P
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Yet that's some seeth we are witnessing

After he asked he missed the 2nd pot and looked like a right twat

He is the ultimate incel. His frame and jawline are so pitiful I genuinely feel for the guy

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smugby getting BTFO

Rare picture of Koiren doing an imitation of someone doing an imitation of Koiren

Not that I know of. Based Ebdon has lost it a few times

youtube.com/watch?v=2lnM_ArAAFo

For me it's the eyes. Looks like a junkie.

>So autistic he can't look at the table

you now remember Stephen Lee

seething at 8-3 up. dont think so
our boy barry has taught him the granite mentality

Portugeuse is Spanish, but as spoken by a retard --Russell Peters

>...before turning the gun on himself

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youtube.com/watch?v=ygO-pf67OAE
good video

why is murphs doing commentary when hes still in the competetion?

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because he is absolutely desperate to be on TV

Bet ya a tenner we don't

CAH MAN

pathetic

How can you forget him when he's been in the news so much recently.

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What's wrong with fixing a couple of matches, what are you some kind of faggot?

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Turn on channel 4 lads

the chad better Bing
the virgin matchfixer Lee

we're already on 4channel m8

don't do it

Look at the state of those bitches what the fuck

Fuck sake, put me right off my food

fucking hell Tony Drago at the end there looks a broken man

New thread soon?

wat

What's on?

First naked attraction, now this. Channel 4 just becoming a sex show?

What do you expect from a government owned tv channel

we've all been there after a long day on the baize

good man

The government own channel 4?

Yeah its run by the Department for digital, culture, media and sport

>Although largely commercially-self-funded, it is ultimately publicly-owned; originally a subsidiary of the Independent Broadcasting Authority (IBA),[1] the station is now owned and operated by Channel Four Television Corporation, a public corporation of the Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport,

Portuguese is objectively the patrician choice.
Spanish is for plebs.

probably jimmy was sniffing some chalk hence him picking his nose so much

based Lee did nothing wrong

what was it

BBC should go back to the based purple scoreboard

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Donaldson vs. Wilson: the virgin in-off vs. the chad fluke.

Still on if you switch

And back to the based globe logo and seating backdrop

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To me it was the 90's scoreboard.

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is this what they call "zesty" in Selby vs Wilson?

why do they ruin everything?
*sigh*

What happened in that game for Drago to flip out so bad?

Also embassy as a sponsor

He got his maths wrong and conceded frame and match when he still could have won iirc

>you now remember Chris Small.
darn it, I'm old.

I've never seen a snooker play sperg out as badly as that but yeah that would drive me mad as well

Selby trying to get his record back?

Chad tier:
Hendry
Selby
Paul Hunter
Lisowski

Ugly but top shagger tier:
Jimmy White
Ronnie
Steve Davis
Mark Williams

7/10 tier:
Kyren Wilson
Ryan Gay

Peado/Incel tier:
Donaldson
Murphy
Taylor
Gould
Brecel

I got my hyperautism
Thank you Selby

you rate Kyren Wilson too high.
I think people assume he's a 7/10 just because he's confident and has a goatee, but he's objectively more of a 5/10.
look at the shape of his head and his weird ears.

so he was asked to withdraw the concession and said no, because he still had his maths wrong?
what was McAnus asked then?

Where's Higgins

Why are Selby games so BORING?

I think he was asked whether he accepted the withdrawal and he said "yes, absolutely".
Hah.

Can someone hurry up and make a new thread

>Drago considers his position and states something like "I don't know?? .... only down 15 points???", presumably pointing out his confusion, and that he only conceded due to making a mistake on the score. But when asked again he says that withdrawing the concession "wouldn't be fair to Alan".

>Drago wasn't prepared to go back on a handshake, even though he gave it under a misapprehension. McManus was asked if he was happy to accepted the concession, and he said "I am, absolutely", so Drago officially conceded the match.

He plays the %age too much.

more like he missed a good chance to win the frame off a free ball and got really mad at himself, he was famous for just exploding iirc, at a tourney we started calling one lad Drago because during one game he basically started hitting himself in the head

42's plenty

>kyren a 7/10
fuck me then i'm a 10

>city of Ivan Drago

Found a video of it with the audio now

youtube.com/watch?v=5gN6Fk_RS54

Why are Selby games so SEXY?

Falling asleep here

>muh epic centuries la~

Yeah these games are pretty dull

new thread

If Lelby wasn’t as sexy as he is he would get a lot more stick.

Good post.

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