>when your friend over exaggerates a story to impress girls while you were present at the event
When your friend over exaggerates a story to impress girls while you were present at the event
yeah
Upvoted.
you back your mate, no flinch.
if my only true friend wasn't addicted to opiods I'd be more upbeat about it
I'm always careful to only exaggerate things about events when nobody present was there and knows how things really went.
clever boy Germany
What's a "friend"?
gary's never recovered from his valencia debacle.
>Wanting to impress girls
Cuck
It’s funny watching Gary revert back to being a nervous kid whenever Keane is around. He’s still scared to death of him.
>when your buddies tell stories about the times you have been together, but you were too drunk to remember anything
never flattering either
nice meme fellow redditor
Hahahaha fucking this upboated!
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger :)
have sex
Have sex
have sex
>tfw just had sex
wtf man :/
>over exaggerates
Kek dunno why but I laughed at this post well done
ok this is epic xD
fuck off to reddit
its worse when your girlfriend does it
>jokingly tell a girl i'm an astronaut
>she believes it and starts asking about it
cute but dumb as fuck
see
>have sex
ok
t.chris hardwick's ex
literally nobody:
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>and it felt so goooood
Best thread in the catalog
know your role and shut your mouth jabroni
>ole
>roy keane
>neville
Why are manure """legends""" so terrible at being managers?
Haha so relatable XDXD
This is why you don't have friends
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