When your friend over exaggerates a story to impress girls while you were present at the event

>when your friend over exaggerates a story to impress girls while you were present at the event

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yeah

Upvoted.

you back your mate, no flinch.
if my only true friend wasn't addicted to opiods I'd be more upbeat about it

I'm always careful to only exaggerate things about events when nobody present was there and knows how things really went.

clever boy Germany

What's a "friend"?

gary's never recovered from his valencia debacle.

>Wanting to impress girls
Cuck

It’s funny watching Gary revert back to being a nervous kid whenever Keane is around. He’s still scared to death of him.

>when your buddies tell stories about the times you have been together, but you were too drunk to remember anything

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never flattering either

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nice meme fellow redditor

Hahahaha fucking this upboated!
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger :)

have sex

Have sex

have sex

>tfw just had sex

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wtf man :/

>over exaggerates

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Kek dunno why but I laughed at this post well done

ok this is epic xD

fuck off to reddit

its worse when your girlfriend does it

>jokingly tell a girl i'm an astronaut
>she believes it and starts asking about it
cute but dumb as fuck

see

>have sex
ok

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t.chris hardwick's ex

literally nobody:

macedonia: posts

>and it felt so goooood

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Best thread in the catalog

know your role and shut your mouth jabroni

>ole
>roy keane
>neville

Why are manure """legends""" so terrible at being managers?

Haha so relatable XDXD

This is why you don't have friends
see