/hoc/

oh boy I sure do love me an underdog . how can you not love them?

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Love >my team no matter where they are in the standings.
Get better bait, faggot.

Go caps

Don’t lie that reddit wasn’t wanting the caps and preds and bolts to win

>3-1
>3-0

*inspires 4 goals and a game 7 win*
sometimes you got to take one for the team. based Captian America.

MOMMY FEET WHERE

>blots

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It was only a major cause he bled
Shit was dumb
Shouldve been a double minor

Inject a teravainen/aho/rantanen binland line into my fucking veins

>b-but sharks are so good
>they totally didn't get assblasted the entire 1st round.
>b-but did you not see the parts where they played well?
sharks fans are literal retards.

>3 out of 4 wild card teams are in non-traditional markets with meh fanbases
>1 in particular is putting up relocation numbers
Oh wow lol what a surprise and I for one am COMPLETELY shocked that these teams pulled off such exciting upsets. God I love hockey, the NHL, and NHL commissioner Gary Bettman. What a stand up guy!

I like it when popular teams lose

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>fall on your head taking a dive

Americollage-user here.
Shall keep working on it tomorrow morning, but the regular Canadian collage-user or anyone else is welcome to keep working on their own.

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What’s the best finals? For me it’s Bloos-Teds

check out these sick hockey highlights bros

youtube.com/watch?v=B6fE2JkvVoo

Is that fucking Mia Malkova?

Why is the second chance bracket not working?

So will we see Ovechkin-Malkin-Kucherov line in the skoda cup?

I really hate hockey

Good job hill billys congrats on the win

Blues/Canes

yep, he's unconscious coping with that loss of blood ya pusy hill billy

Even for Yea Forums what a classless fan base. They make Philadelphia fans seem principled and righteous. I can guarantee if the situation was reversed you’d see endless posting about how dirty and terrible the sharks are. I mean they literally stole game 2 and that wasn’t enough. Their players and coach called couture a liar despite showin them the bloody hole where his teeth was before the high stick and they cheated earlier to steal a goal? If they don’t win and they don’t get literally every call they have a tantrum. It’s absolutely pathetic and I’ve never hated a team and their fan base this badly before.

And Fleury is coping with getting knocked out of the playoffs with a girly drink and a putter

>Even for Yea Forums what a classless fan base.
based seething tranny

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>hill billy
huh?

He was playing like shit, they're lucky he got hurt being their Rudy was his best option

fleury has two (2) cups, while joe thornton and joe pavelski will literally never win even one.

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it's the newest based retard meme
they throw that word around more than "redd*t" now

imagine not currently participating in the Stanley Cup Playoffs

Who is the second round faggot? So fucking salty
Seething, enjoy your HISTORIC LOSS

Dude one of the WCs utterly annihilated a team in fucking Florida
Wouldnt Bettman want Florida over Ohio?

But the hurricanes fans are literal hillbilly cousin fuckers that started following hockey because of children's games

why are knights fans such pussies?

mad
at teal?

your original post was the most boiling /hoc/ post in quite some time m8
>Even for Yea Forums what a classless fan base. They make Philadelphia fans seem principled and righteous. I can guarantee if the situation was reversed you’d see endless posting about how dirty and terrible the sharks are. I mean they literally stole game 2 and that wasn’t enough. Their players and coach called couture a liar despite showin them the bloody hole where his teeth was before the high stick and they cheated earlier to steal a goal? If they don’t win and they don’t get literally every call they have a tantrum. It’s absolutely pathetic and I’ve never hated a team and their fan base this badly before.

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MAF actually has 3 desu. 2009, 2016, 2017

>my team is

based retard

They're dessert rats that were raised by stripper whores

Sharkies desu

ya ding dong diddly boiling

Seething

pardon him. he just started watching hockey.

I listened to first OT, knew where it was going and put on TDS for the ride home.

Breadman will win the Stan Lee Cup screenshot this. If they don't I'll call my black wife a nigger on video

Hill billy cousin fuckers detected go celebrate by texting your cousin a dick pic you sunbelt retards

imagine watching hockey before the 2017-2018 season

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It's up.
youtube.com/watch?v=oiW_SKOsAUc

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you don't do that already?

tourists need to fuck off.

>Still reigning stanley cup champs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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you know it can be anyone's mom's feet. the butthole could be provided by any user too. although I fear the Canes posters that posted these promises will be cursed if they do not fulfill them.

>tfw I adore strippers

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can shorks and kongz fans unite over this common enemy?

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>/lifelong/ doesn't even know the Wilting Dandelion's numbers
E X P O S E D

No cause I actually like to fuck her sadly. I should really man up. See, you'd probably fuck her too.

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fine with me

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this, what's even the point to marrying a (feminine) monkey if you can't hold it over his head for the rest of his life.

Because Gary lied to us

>Unite
Absolutely not, but we both can hate the Rusty Peons simultaneously, but you need to stand really, really far away from me

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Post feet

>californian liberal crybabies from san lose and loss angeles calling another team's fans classless on 4channel
back to r/hockey ya fucking PUSSIES

MOMMY

So fucking BASED

Actually it's been a turn around for attendance and merchandising this year for the canes.

I really wish the OG Ted was fucking some jungle queen. that would be hilarious

Imagine only winning one cup lmaooo

why do redditors keep bring up reddit?

>See, you'd probably fuck her too.
Absolutely not
I'm not some sort of coon connoisseur like you

I dunno about him but I'm dumping rounds into that cunt 2 or more times a day.

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>p-pls don't make fun of m-my diving captain

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NBA playoff>NHL playoffs

absolutely kino

tfw broons

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That's ok. I like boinking the groids. More for me.

>The irradiated, booty-blasted salt flats of lost vegass

black people are disgusting.

seething

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I used to think the Mandalay Massacre was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy.

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Shoo shoo. Nobody cares about goldenstatewinslol

They just lost

Warriors just lost to the ckippers again fyi

More like NBGay

I'm happy for you, it means less nigresses shitting up my dating pool
It's a win/win

>from vegas
>moved to NC for work a year back

it's an abstract kind of LIFELONG

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>GSWwinslol
vs
>literally anybody could take it, to the point where all the top seeds were eliminated in the first round

"No."

And? Watch Boston win.

How do I get a black gf

the best part of the mandalay bay tragedy is that of the 58 dead, only six were from nevada. 35 were from california.
*dabs*

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>Lou Williams clutches it out
>Justin Williams clutches it out

Sensing a theme here

>Be white
>Go to Africa
>Pick the hottest
Ez

good. their fans are an absolute cancer to bay area sports.

God damn holy fucking shit shut the fuck up vegas nobody cares move the fuck on at least everyone else but you moved on. Fucking golden kniggers fans I swear to god

I'm happy for us both. You can continue the white race and I'll make sure to colonize as many groids as possible.

he has no life. he posts in /hoc/ 24/7. Imagine being a NEET in Las Vegas.

Man fuck vince from Vegas

MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap

MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap

MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap

this. it's mostly just one guy. the guy who posts "go knights" at the beginning of every thread.

holy fuck
>only bad guys left are the bwoons
but they had to beat the laffs, it was the only way
most based playoffs ever?
literally all the reddit teams are gone
>laffs
>reddit showers
>predditors
>craps
>pongs

watching smackdown lads

scratching my nuts lads

Urinating Tree telling it like it is

youtube.com/watch?v=XM3HQ9aptBk
youtube.com/watch?v=XM3HQ9aptBk
youtube.com/watch?v=XM3HQ9aptBk

finna log off /hoc/ and watch Cobra Kai

MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap

MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap

MOM-MY'S FEE-EET
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap

as usual.

i haven't checked that out yet

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So salty, never seen a whinier fan base. Even with Gary deepthroating you and throwing game after game for you, you cry he didn’t cup the balls as well. Absolutely pathetic, even worse is their coach and players whining after the series. Like the refs didn’t hand you a win in game 2 and goal that game as well.

catching up on anime lads

thank you based collage user

Reddit love for the preds was last year, they're fully on the Subban hate train after the nhl 19 cover

first season is really FUN. about to start the second one.

only recent one I've watched is Dororo. what are you watching?
I downloaded that running/athletics one, but haven't watched yet

Why is Shannon so salty?

We aren't together anymore but this is how I did it
>found the profile of a cute black girl on PoF who said she only dated white guys
>message her and talk to her like a normal person; don't act like a thug because if she is into white guys she doesn't like that niggerish bullshit
>go on a few dates, then fug (you don't want to gf a girl that puts out too soon)

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>what are you watching
shant be discussing anime on /hoc/ in depth
all I'll say is it's about a decade old

his predictions fucking suck

>tfw you realize that as fun as this was, we will never witness a first round as kino as this ever again

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Just ate a supermarket eggroll 2 days after it's expiration, lads.
Was kind of alright, might have another, hope I don't shit myself and die like the Bolts, Caps, Pengs, Knights, Jests, Laffs, and Flames.

hello yes i was told there was mommy feet

he's really obstinate about his own favorites, and is passive aggressive as fuck about everything he doesn't like (which is practically everything)
I don't understand why anyone watches him sincerely. He's good for "hate-watching" if anything

It's afraid!

Fuck You!

I love you

>laff5

huomenta

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there's always the "let's be careful because we don't want to be sued to all hell" cushion in expiration dates. if anything it'll strengthen your immune system

kek

gods work

>It was 3-1

>and die like the Bolts, Caps, Pengs, Knights, Jests, Laffs, and Flames.
kek
lads, post yfw the bruins win the cup over all of these underdog reddit favorites

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COMMON

thank you user

THG is only for watching when you desperately want somebody talking about hockey on youtube and urinatingtree hasn't uploaded in three days

based debt collector

Bruins cup is canceled

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>start reading at top left and immediately see "WHERE THE FUCK IS SEAN?"

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Do NOT bully >us single cuplets.

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hyvää huomena ahvenanmaa

Jeff skinner is the biggest cuck in the league right now

>tfw you're in the collage
it was all worth it

BASED Single Cup Teams
>Stors
STUPID AND ALSO GAY AND RETARDED Single Cup Teams
>The Rest

based collage user.

did you or anyone else do one for the golden showers by any chance?

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go back

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I'd say Tavares is even bigger

I call them the
>yellow ma'ams

based

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Reddit infection level for the remaining teams, from highest to lowest
>Bruins
>Sharks
>Isles
>Blue Jackets
>Avs
>Blues
>Canes
>Stars

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Imagine your team having ever won a cup lads.

Ron McLean said the word "meme" tonight

>saw a dream in which Hurricanes won 4-3 on OT
>they actually did
am I a clairvoyant

he also talked about dude weed and gambling

I may do one for the Rusty Peons, I still have all the threads open.

Proofs

Redpill me on Shannon, Sead, Ted, and Kippers.

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imagine making money doing essentially this

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Well I would upvote it. It was such a memorable game 7 I think it deserves one.

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>piss cans

Elite Finnish Scouting just ascended to a whole new level

huomenta friend

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the gambling comment was weird and out of place i wonder if ron owes money

Did that guy in the sharks game flop to draw a foul and end up hitting his head?

Is flopping for fouls going to become a thing?

Is hockey going to turn into basketball/soccer?

It's good I got :spooky: when it was a thing.

I feel this is the year. Would be poetry to win the year after he left

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>fouls
Gotta be more subtle than that, champ

>foul
????

Hey, at least it worked lmao.

>going home is cuck

Only 2 years and already number 20. I wonder if they will be top 5 in 3 more years.

See >you next round, buddy.

wish you'd go home to reddit lad

>leaves team in lurch
>team becomes best they’ve been since 1993

>I want to grow with the Islanders organization
>Just kidding lol, "childhood dreams" and totally not jumping ship to a franchise willing to pay me more and with a better chance at a cup run
>Fast forward to today
youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

hello caniac

t.not the same finn

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soon refs will be translating their calls into the local idiom for sunbelt teams
a typical high stick call in vegass will be "roughing the passer, personal foul, 2 minutes"

shall make a video of this soon if I can, hopefully tomorrow

*ahem*

Standings

The islanders should retire the number 91 but as the mascots number.

>27th
>second to last in the pacific
absolutely based

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The virgin division winner
The Chad wild card

I love all Finns 2bqh

It’s not that he left, it’s how he left. Talking up wanting to stay with Isles then announcing on Twitter he’s leaving with such a cringe tweet at the last minute. It’s like an autistic version of LeBron’s The Decision

I’m a /hoc/ casual. Didn’t follow hockey at all growing up but have recently developed an appreciation for it.
I grew up near St. Louis but now live in Denver. I realize I can’t root for both teams because they’re division rivals. Who should I choose?

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I'm glad I inspired you
Be sure to mention me, I want my 15 minutes

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Sunbelt or bing bings, that's a tough one.

Blues, faggot

Caps in 9

I had the fucker sign my jersey as well. I feel sinful still having a tavares jersey on hand, but i keep it as a bad memento of the past. I feel bittersweet laughing at tavares regardless

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Just cheer for both teams lad, I've got my sharkies and isles in the playoffs too.

Can do.

>Redpill me on Shannon

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imagine being an adult and asking another adult for an autograph

I also have a Tavares sweater and shall be wearing it to PNC next week. I’m thinking about how to decorate it.

"Iscariot" over "Tavares"

>it's his fault the team was too dumb to deal him
salty New Yorkers, is there any other kind? You'd have flipped shit if he was traded, too. Because you're emotional and only tribal about millionaires in certain colors. Gay niggers.

>just remembered that the Isles user who lives near Raleigh and the Canes user who lives near Long Island finally got their wishes to see >their teams play a series that's actually being held where they live now
god damn is that comfy

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>caps out in 7
>pongs swept
>blots swept
>c*nada eliminated in round 1
>memest sunbelt series in the west
Yeah this is the best timeline.

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what a love story

>>it's his fault the team was too dumb to deal him
He enacted his NTC when they tried you fucking newfaggot

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

That'll be 985,000 a goal Mr. Dubas.

Playoffs cost extra.

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How much cope would I expect if I clicked on this?

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boring is a code word for patrician

tfw canes were the one team people gave me shit for believing in

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I cheer for Canucks and Flames.
>completely BTFO every year.

...

>I cheer for Canucks AND Flames

Disgusting.

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At least I can hate the Oilers.

Let's talk about killing penalties

why didn't you post proofs?

>6 seconds
>4 goals in 4 minutes

OKay.

You know what's fun? Watching >your team kill penalties against Nashville.

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...

I really hate you

THATS NOT FUN AT ALL SHUT UP

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Shouldn't have to kill it in the first place.

imagine spending every waking second in a seethe

They should've had to kill a 2 minute minor for cross checking, and that's about it imo.

*imagines being a vegass "fan"*
yikes

go experience what's left of white america if you even know where to find it, (((country boy)))

99.9% of teams killing a 5 minute major dont give up 4 goals. Blame your shitty team.

BOBROVSKY!

>Willingly being a bloser fan
Avs or bust

Grew up on Van Island. Moved to Calgary, and the Flames grew on me.

okay this time I'm actually logging off /hoc/ and watching Cobra Kai

smell ya later

yeah, but imagine being incapable of doing so.

I root for the forgotten people.

Give me some good text for Virgin Division Leaders vs Chad Wildcards

Now what did we learn from this series lads? Do not assault kids if you want to win

This.

>I think I monetized
>turns out I need a quality product
solid attempt, but it's kys or go

They also had almost an entire OT period to win it

huh?

>no pongs/craps playoff series this year

what timeline is this

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if they were up a goal and got 2 scored on them in the penalty, i could see blaming the refs. But giving up 4 goals in 4 minutes, the blame falls onto the PK.

the best timeline

Going full meme with my second chance bracket since the only 1st round I predicted correctly was the bruins beating my fuckign leafs in 7 games

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>WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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not to mention game 5 or 6
imagine making Martin "0.896" Jones look elite

You know the true answer in your heart

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Love the lack of caps repeat
Hate Randy happiness

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yeah the nucks are fucked

Not when the ok in question shouldn't have ever existed in the first place

Then there were 8

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Division Winners
>winning meaningless games in November
>overcompensating by winning meaningless division titles
>needs home ice advantage to feel like a man

Wild Card
>dangerous and unpredictable by nature
>travels first class to away games
>capable of playing either division in the postseason
>Torts

Maybe a bit wordy, but you get the idea.

>did a quick "how to win the stanley cup" search on youtube one night
>audibly guffawed when told teams hang division banners
>did not start practicing hockey until 1 week before ploffs
>has never heard the phrase "top 3" in his life

Nigga, bad penalties happen and it's on the team to control the damage done. Giving up 4 goals in 4 minutes is a joke PK, the circumstance of the call doesnt matter.

regularly the most kino series. sad desu

>SSM8
>laffs
Reminds to point and laugh

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>*
based

>Teds' logo randomly cropped around the edges
>Canes take red back from the Caps
>Caps now get pink squares
I just wish I understood all of the deeper bracket lore. What does it mean?

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stop posting and go watch YouTube TV because it's better than real.

>the circumstance of the call doesnt matter
I pray that >your team sees their run ended by random calls now.

This wasnt just a "bad" penalty. It was a horrid penalty with no end. Literally was THE only thing that gave the sharks any momentum. I'm not even a knights fan but that was a game defining/changing botch job. Yes it just sucks for vegas because that's just sports. But to try and claim they choked or they lost the game fair and square is just utterly ridiculous.

i've seen my team get fucked by random calls, it happens, and if they get put on a 5 minute major PK, they arent going to give up 4 goals like a fucking beer league squad.

kys first incel

>4 goals in 4 minutes isnt choking

the series was 3-1 you fucking retard

Honestly dont know wtf happened to Ted's. Maybe it's a sign

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At the end of the day, you have to admire Pavs for the dive. I mean, it worked out for them.

i cant wait for these lifelongs to go into next season believing they are assured a cup because the only thing that stopped them before was 1 bad call, only to not make the playoffs at all

Need a smug isles frog behind him

>debbies draft hughes
>rags draft kekko pappo
>shithawks draft meme russian who ends up in the khl anyway
would be based pretty tbdesu

Ted 1 was permanently banned for the sake of all Ted

Maybe when you’re up 3-0 with 11min to play you don’t take unnecessary penalties like cross checking after getting BTFO on the face off?

>fail to eliminate 3 times in a row
>4 goals ins 4 minutes
>not choking

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...

Shut the fuck up faggot ass knights fan

A rather christ-like story when you think about it.

Late night Ted hours

Lucky guy gets to relive the joy of finding out they won ,ultiple times daily since he no longer has any long term memory

im still mad my knights lost
gonna shit post and seethe post and copepost to ruin /hoc/ for everyone

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Except with more penises

Your penis will one day become Ted

>to ruin /hoc/ for everyone
That's what Sharksfags have been doing for days, but okay.

>what is momentum
You remove the penalty or even change it to the minor it should have been then it's at most 3-1 knights. You literally cannot argue this.
And? Sharks arent a shit team and stacked up at the dead line. This is still hockey you're gonna lose some games and vegas has won 3 in a row. odds were they were going to drop 1 or 2 which they did. They should have won the 7th but didnt because of one of the single worst calls in recent memory. They have every right to bitch and moan because they got shafted. Simple as.

>it was 3-1, they should've closed the series earlier
>it was their fault for letting in 4 power play goals
>you can't blame the ref for 4 power play goals, blame the pk
I've seen so many americans make these same points on hfboards, twitter and 4channel, why do you not understand, that without the 5 minute power play, sharks won't score 4 power play goals?

Ergo, you can blame the ref for the knights loss, since they would have won without the 5 minute power play. I dont even care about Vegas, I'm just mad at how stupid americans are

My penis is much larger and much nicer looking

3 games to knock them out, and they lost every single one of them.
The knights are a bunch of choking bitches, and you just need to accept the truth you pretentious cunt

Based Finland with Gretzky dubs

vegas crybabies still at it

knights choked again and again, and now they want to blame it on the penalty.

Even Finland will become Ted in fact we have Ted within Finland’s neighbors on each side soon the Sharks game will be a memory

Wew very high iq post.

teams last appearance in the conference finals from longest drought to most recent appearance (teds get to be at the bottom on the clause that they’ve never been there)

>teds-never ever
>isles-1993 (lost in 5 to Montreal)
>colorado-2002 (lost in 7 to Detroit)
>dallas-2008 (lost in 6 to Detroit)
>carolina-2009 (swept by pittsburgh)
>bruins-2013 (swept penguins en route to losing in finals)
>blues-2016 (lost in 6 to San Jose)
>sharks-2016 (beat St.Louis in 6 en route to losing to Pittsburgh)

Except the last one :^) sharks cheated

Jones is Swiss cheese

>4 goals in 4 minutes isnt choking

Hello lads I would like to make an announcement:

Poo

That is all

They also would have one if any one of their players had scored one more goal in game 7. So It’s every olayers’ fault!

>you will never be as assblasted as vegas

Starting to get the feeling you havent played a single sport in your life

...

>a blown call made the knights give up a shorty in OT2
>a blown call made a team forget how to pk and give up 4 goals in 4 minutes

God DAMM the cope is real. As a >pongs fan I’m glad that VGKucks are getting a taste of what playoff fleury is capable of.

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it's no fair bros. life is supposed to be fair.

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>4 goals in 4 minutes isn't choking
>blowing a 3-1 series lead isnt choking

>babby’s first leafs collapse

Sharks and jones are going to get destroyed by the avs and its going to be delicious desu.

>the eakin major penalty was an awful call
>vegas choked by giving up so many goals

Both these things can be true lads.

based sharks retards replying and reacting to their own falseflaggers

Fuck you I'm right hes wrong :^)

except it wasnt an awful call they just gave the penalty to the wrong player
stastny deserved the major for slamming captain america on his head when he was already falling down

See

>allowing 4 goals in 4 minutes is perfectly normal hockey

>be pavelski
>dive
>win game
4d chess desu, pretty smart.

>implying my team is still in the redditoffs

based chaotic retard just trying to shitpost as much as possible

IT WAS OUR YEAR

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What was one (1) thing Vegas could have done differently to win the series?

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Cant argue with my digits lad
>4 goals doesnt happen without the botched call

...

score in overtime

what a beautiful amalgamation of races
#VegasStrong

>momentum
>unironically whining about momentum when the refs handed you game 2 on a completely bogus penalty unlike an arguable penalty
What a shit fanbase

Win one game in 3 chances

I dont see nuttin wrong wit it

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>4 goals doesnt happen without the botched call
This.
This is the only point that matters.

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>he thinks there's just one of us
Vegas runs /hoc/

I'm not arguing it wasnt a choke, Im arguing that that the choke couldnt have happened without the power play, meaning you can blame the ref

Lots of americans are saying that you cant blame the ref, because Vegas choked but the choke isnt possible without the ref making that bad call

>a teams pk is expected to be beer league tier if in my opinion the call was wrong

Wew

See Game 2 with a stolen goal and then a bogus penalty. VEGASS can’t handle and seething that the refs didn’t also cup their balls and feather their ass while sucking them off

You don’t know the choke wouldn’t have happened without the call. The sharks were dialed I af after their cap was bleeding out of his head

>mfw the good guys win

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>people casually leave out Game 2
hmm

This took too long lads

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Are you honestly retarded.

Finland seems to be doing quite well in these playoffs.

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>hurr durr da shurks would have surely scored 4 even strenght goals even without the power play
Never reply to me again you brainlet

>reading comprehension.

>she thinks the shorks even matter
Assimilate

The only thing the refs botched was not givin statsny a major as well. What an insufferable, cancerous franchise

why dont you try running down the clock instead of cross checking

Czeched

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>saying that you cant blame the ref
Oh I guess were in agreement then. It was a bad call but also a pk meltdown. It’s like the retards who sincerely believe pavelski dove because the call was bad and not that he was legitimately injured by a freak play and that also the call was bad.

based fin

REFS HELP US

basically this

the tiny johnny lmao

The call was bad, but the vegas PK 100% shit, pissed, came and vomited all over the bed.

based retards with cognitive dissonance between Game 2 and Game 7

>one of the two geriatric gigantic faggots on the sharks named joe kys himself to move onto the second round
The fact that Pavelski and Thornton will NEVER win a cup is something we can all treasure.

>implying pavelski didn’t try to sell the fall and hurt himself in a freak accident
In the end it doesn’t matter because vegas lost anyway

Vegas is shit anyways.

>defending a team that couldn’t win one of three games
>defending a team that couldn’t give up less than 4 goals in 5 minutes of penalty kill

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Praise Allah

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so is your team so boo on you

honestly /hoc/ why are people complaining about the 5 minute major? yes the sharks rallied around it and won because of it, but i feel it was the correct call
t. neutral

"haha better concuss myself so a ref can make a questionable call" is a 300 IQ play. sharks deserve the win for being the smarter team.

>implying I have a team

why didn't you win game 5 vegasbros?

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The shit flinging shitposters is his team

woah, so powerful

I once let 1 goal in a 5 minute major like two seasons back
t. Hottest goalie in /hoc/

>there are anons in this thread posting without their playoff passes
can someone call security?

Making a 300 IQ play is statistically very unlikely in the context that no one has ever had a measured IQ of even 250

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hard to argue with this imo

would rather be golfing

based and redpilled

it was also statistically unlikely for the golden knights to lose after going up 3-1.

do you lads like hockey?

so how bout dem canes?

I like hockey and boobs and vagene

...yes

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no I just like crying about it

This team is ruining my life!

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Hate it to be frank, Frank

>nobody can explain why tackling a defenseless player and cracking his head open isnt a reasonable 5 minute major
good

Were at an impasse if you believe pavelski flopped but you’re right in that it doesn’t matter since VGKucks suck balls and will stay COMPED for eternity

Based

I feel the butthurt from here. Vegas has the worst fans in the NHL, would take flyers fans over them, at least they know hockey

best sport going until they make subban's gay tranny infant the commish. enjoy while it lasts.

Hockey tears us apart. Everyone is so tribal and is regulated to a "team". "My team good, your team bad". This is destroying society. What we need is understanding and camaraderie with one another. This will save society, this will save /hoc/

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definitely, also love soaking in the vegas butthurt

This is Jaccob Slavin
say something nice about him

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jaime pull up that video of ovechkin beating the shit out of that kid

he looks like a ferocious lover

...

it's almost like you have no idea of the hockey culture.

good hoc, it’s been a good first round

Man that Ovechkin is insane, he must be what, 240 lbs? He would tear you to shreds.

Yea man i feel bad for pavelski. I wonder if he could use DMT to fix it you know. I just feel like we need more discourse and communication and not facepunching.

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Based good ol Christian colorado boy

why didn't you win game 6 vegasbros?

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I think this guy is pretty ok but I tried listening to his podcast and maybe it was just bad luck in episode selection but listening to the hosts opine one politics(esp American) made me cringe particularly when they defer to the black guy whenever talking about anything tangential to race at all.

This hot take was brought to you by pango.

nice
get

it’s almost like it’s just bants
people who get legitimately upset over a game are mentally ill

hed be a strong third pairing option for an actual contender

>2 OT's at home
wait...they didin't win?

I don’t fucking know lad, but it’s over now.

avs absolutely booty blasting the shorks out of second round confirmed

why aren't you all cuddled up next to your gfs right now?

you are all very classless individuals, do you know that?
canes politeposter is probably the only one with a lick of decency

how about you suck my classless cock, sissy bitch

I’m cuddled up with /hoc/ does that count?

>tfw no southern gentlemanly charm

Fluke win against some chokers. Sharkies in 5.

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there is one really nice swede as well. breadboy is also decent and wholesome

Cheering for the Bruins to win the Cup. Brad Marchand is honestly my favourite player in the league now. Not even lying. He's crazy good.

based

>defending dumb niggers who can't afford rent
PK is that you? please be an absentee commissioner when the Jews decide to take our sport.

can martin jones be trusted?

>Exorcised his Vegas demons
Maybe, but don't count on it.

Bro it was absolutely a deserved power play based on the rulebook for cross checking. Are you saying that hockey exists outside of its stated rules just because it’s a playoff game and it changed momentum? The sharks lost their captain for the rest of the game, and maybe beyond. Read the rule book then watch the play again and get back to me because your fucking wrong you stupid Fin

>people think that 29 and 96 wont absolutely TEAR the shorks apart

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welcome to dc

big fan of >our lads 2bh

I would literally HEEM any of you san jose fan hill billys into next fucking week, which coincidentally, is when your team will be eliminated.

wow you seem totally bent out of shape bro
chillax and smoke some weed or something

>hill billys
so this is a new thing?

...while the rest of the Avalanche roster gets slaughtered by the lack of depth.

absolutely based retard.

Why are sharks so cute?

Imagine letting in a short handed goal in 2OT at home where you had a chance to finish off the road team
Imagine pic related happening in a span of FIVE minutes

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Sharkies match up very well against Avs, would be shocked to see Avs beat them but you never know

>gf
Hockey is for everyone user

>Texas Defense
I guess everything being bigger in Texas extends to defensive incompetency too

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I am. Here’s a pic of us at game six. Were coming for you all next year.

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I will literally have all of your scalps by mid June

you need to cleanse yourself of all that hate user

good thing they dont give up 4 goals in 5 minutes

based kind of but not really but actually yes really wants to fuck sharks poster

binnish genes :DD

shorks done

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>The timestamps
It makes it even funnier.

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Is this real? the official twitter is run by an insufferable /lifelong/?

OH NO NO NO

Yeah, what kind of absolute dumbasses would let that happen?
That would be extremely pathetic, ESPECIALLY if it was in game 7 of a series that they were winning, say, 3-1.

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Imagine letting this happen to yourself after a generic faceoff.

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me in the back

Fair enough. I'm thirty something with two kids and 100k in the bank, but what I really need to do is smoke some weed. brb.

It’s from r/nhl since Real insults like nigger and faggot will get you banned

Whoever it is, they're a whiny little bitch boy

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I know right

>even the Vegas social media guy is seething
topkek

>all these fag pretender teams

Bruins-Leafs was the only legit series, everything else was meme. Shit goaltending and choking all around.

Boston is going to steamroll the rest of the playoffs and win the Cup. Only solid team left from top to bottom.

literally belongs in divegrass. Maybe he can cross train a little in poverty ball during his summer vacation after next week.

Imagine letting this happen to yourself after having a 3-1 series lead and leading 3-0 in game 7

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is it really? every other post from this lifelong is linked to reddit it seems

...

Satan confirms

Stars posters don't care about your disapproval

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>8
How does it keep happening

>haha look at this guy knocked out
>oh he's just faking it haha
pick one desu

shes a girl. Probably mcphees daughter

Haha, having such a young team in the league has become quite hilarious.

>stay classy, carolina
LMAO

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Yeah, it's literally seven reddit babby underdogs, and big bad based boston to be completely desu.

yikes

GODS PLAN

SHORKS OUT

>she
>girl
I don't know man, it is Las Vegas...

Bend the collarbone until it breaks.

People unironically think he was trying to buy a penalty for a cross check in 3rd period of game seven after the refs had let shit go on both sides and just accidentally did a backflip and landed on his fucking head

the only person who knocked him out was himself. He flopped around and slammed on his own head all by himself

kek, absolutely seething

he knocked himself out, just like the knights knocked themselves out of the playoffs ;)

kek

Btfo holy shit

Yes. I got banned from r/nhlstreams for a week for calling the Kings the queens

Boiling

See that dwells into sexist territory

AND HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYBODY.

Why are Columbus called the teds?

stop fighting hoc

holy shit Foegele's a badass!

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a poster named Ted from Akron was a columbus fan until he had an autistic meltdown and disappeared. we call them the teds in his honor.

>autistic meltdown

Was he bullied by Torts?

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>autistic meltdown
More on this?

I just want the Bruins to destroy these memes. Not even a Boston fan just stop this underdog bullshit, it's cancer.

Because one guy named Ted, from Akron, is a Blue Jackets fans who been posting on /hoc/ for a few seasons now. He drinks, smokes weed, and lives in a filthy house with a filthy patio and messy yard which he occasionally posts pictures of him. He also loves penises and his phone is full of dick pics which he spams up with. He's also a fat fuck.

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exactly.
>le most ebin first round of all time XD

Named after Theodore Roosevelt, since Columbus is America's team

he just posts his cock occasionally. he popped in a few days ago to post it and his shitty living room .

my favorite thing about Ted was the dad rock he always posted

Literally had a meltdown where he faked a suicide and samefagged his posts to death before going back to dick pic spam and got banned

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Thanks lads

this is my favorite.

next thread better be ready to go

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cr89xbl26g
.....LOL!

haha team don't like other team

This but unironically.

Gonna post my dong and satchel in the next thread

new

Hi Ted

>knowing this