/rug/

Reminder that Ireland is a proud member of La Francophonie.

Rúgbi

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I've been thinking. Do people ever predict a draw?

It’s not a common result, to be fair.

>loins

Superb OP.
Inspiring stuff.

I thought so too, but is it really true that even if two teams are so close it's impossible to tell who has a better chance of winning, you still have a better success rate if you randomly guess a narrow win by one team than if you guess a draw?

I’d say so, yeah. Rare enough that teams play for a draw.

Munster depth won out in the end. Being able to bring on Stander, Hanrahan and Arnold is pretty handy.

Have fun at "Orangetheory Stadium" tonight you Poosaders fans.

Good result for Connacht, with the game in hand tomorrow

They play Cardiff at home next and while Cardiff should beat Ospreys in the last round, with their superior PD (30) a win against Cardiff and a losing bonus point to Munster should be enough too see 'em through especially if they pick up a try bonus or two along the way

Ulster losing pretty badly to Glasgow puts them under pressure though

Ulster on 54
Treviso on 50
Edinburgh on 47
Scarlets on 45

>Round 19
Glasgow 30 - 7 Ulster
Scarlets - Edinburgh
Leinster - Treviso

>Round 20
Edinburgh - Ulster
Munster - Treviso
Scarlets - Zebre

>Round 21
Dragons - Scarlets
Zebre - Treviso
Ulster - Leinster
Glasgow - Edinburgh

I think Ulster will beat Leinster but the rest is too close to call

A lot of soccer cancer on page 1 today lads. /rug/ must stay vigilant.

If you didn't watch Highlanders v hurricanes lads, get on it. Absolute banger.

Might rewatch it this arvo, doesn't look like I'll be leaving the house today in this murky shit.

>sharks won by 37 points

?????????

>I picked the Loins by 2
what the FUCK happened?

In case no one hasn't seen it twitter.com/WorldRugby7s/status/1114101699621326848

Roll for your after aftermatch Zoo Slampig.

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fucking amazing, this needs to be webmified and reposted frequently

might go for the anti grand slam and aim for 0/6 in 9 hours from now

The duck badge is truly patrician.

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>1.5 points in 3 games
are we all having as dire a round as I am

rollin for 3 "the Jaw"

0 and 9 look like a couple of good blokes to have a beer with and that’s more that can be said for any of those hoes

oof sorry lad
4 at least looks alright

bout and hour until the bumboys get bummed in live tv

Rolling

3 games of footy today?
Shall.

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why are 20-year-old kiwi girls so fat down south?

hoping for a strong crusaders win lads

adaptive insulation since their flats dont have any

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they’re students and they’re girls, all they do is drink and eat shit food

nice burd

The fresher five is a real thing.

For me, it's try

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what?

First years putting on 5kg.

can’t pick SA derbies for shit

whats the new stadium name again? orange something?

the brave Cantabrian Funnell

Anyone have a stream? Vipbox has nothing

Based Walshy still on top

oh god its “that” commentator again

wtf is an orangetheory?

show misogyny the red card m8

just got home lads did I miss anything?

I guess it's your first year away from home and square meals, and it's all mcCains pizza, Irvines pies and a lot of piss.

who tf are you supposed to support in this game?
literal bad guys vs literal irrelevant hasbeens

hold on to the fucking ball

Powell feeding the slowest ball in history

that’s two bad penalties by Read so far

cant really see him steering us to a 2019 RWC win 2bh

RED CARD

>crusaders prop
>being a dirty cunt
pick two

>not to the head

If not him then who? The RWC is only 5 months away

why can't aussie sides score any fucking points?

these threads are 3/4s Aucklander, who do you think they're going to suggest?

well they won't change now obviously. I'm just pointing out that's it's not our tournament

enlighten us.

might unironically be Wales’

Matt Todd obviously.

why would Aucklanders suggest a Cantabrian? I'm missing something here

finally

The real answer is Akira Ioane lad.

chch might actually collapse into a sinkhole if they lose this

Theres no one in Auckland worthy of leading the All Blacks. best choice right now would be Sam Whitelock or Ben Smith and losing Read entirely.

Is that a faded NRL logo on the halfway line? I don't remember Christchurch having a team.

the turf is the city's league turf for a lil bit longer, union just leases it

they played a Warriors game down there

Crusaders getting massacred here.

Love bumboys

Brumbies always play well against the Crusaders but never end up winning. No Pocock is still gg.

oy vey it’s like another mosque shooting

Forwards getting shot down.

>have posession in ot
>concede a penalty
>ref blows ht instead of actually punishing you

???

HTS i guess

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doing God's work m8

The ABs will enter the tournament with the best odds anyway. If they don't end up winning the tournament, then it's just the same thing we had 1991 to 2007

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At least NZ hasn't handed the captaincy to some guy who shouldn't even be on the starting team.

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what's for tea lads?
spicy Korean chicken wings and rice here

cheque cleared lads

some leftover hot cross buns and maybe a couple pieces of chocolate
none of the appliances are working and i shant be fucked going to the supermarket

The Brumbies let in more points between 40-60min than any other team.

whatever dad makes

>shan't be fucked
kek

when happened to the appliances?

WHAT happened

the collapse is on

>bumboys
>getting bummed yes boy
pottery

FLOODIES

dunno, roommate was making something last night and fucked the hobs and the microwave. dont have an oven

checked the breakers?

>get invited to a 21st
>dress code: “cocktail with a bit of bling”
gonna be a hard no from me lads

put in a request with the complex maintenance people but its the weekend so i dunno. ill get takeout tomorrow or something

>themed parties that arent christmas or halloween

yeah nah

>USA has a rugby league
>it's shit

It can only get better, right?

What is this checking for a card once the try has been awarded? I literally complained about the opposite yesterday. Absolute bullshit.

we’re all going to be getting pretty drunk anyway, why we have to dress up for I have no idea, but she’s a vain girl with shit money skills so i’m not surprised
it could get better, but then it could also collapse like the AAF

you get penalty try + yellow cards all the time

That's different. You often get a penalty advantage that will certainly be a yellow card, but then a try is scored so the yellow card is never awarded. In this case the yellow card was awarded anyway.

And now Peyper has made an issue by being inconsistent because it's just happened again. What chaos.

Brainlet.

Havili activating mckenzie mode

Soup and meatballs

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literally dont have access to the breakers

theres probably a breaker box inside the apartment m8

don't be a party pooper

Should have access in case of emergency. Take them to court.

It can but it has had a lot of rocky starts. I heard 3 years ago they had to cancel games because the admin couldn't even book rugby fields on time. I'd hate to see rugby condemned to mediocrity in US like football. Fortunately it looks like rugby sevens is going to thrive there for years to come

i’m one of ~70 people supposedly going, my absence won’t be noticed and I can’t be fucked buying new clothes for one party

op shop m8. black jeans, $20 sports jacket, shirt. easy.

next games gonna be a cracker
GAMMON BLOO

always feel bad when second rowers get carded for high tackles

oh shit

which blue

Bet you'd look nice in a cocktail dress lad.

finna miss you crotty
ganbare in japan make them big bucks

>fumblies

It's for the ladies to get pretty m8, not many guys are going to give a shit. Just a dress shirt and cunt punters should be fine. Turn up late when everyone is steamed. Link up with someone else who's going and figure out what they're doing.

good guy bloo

I think he just doesn't want to go to the party.

bet i would too
might stage a silent protest and show up in things and my footy shorts, no shirt

wouldn't call the tahs good guys

ah yes.
fairly confident we'll stomp the Tards a new one.

Matt Todd is a seasoned work horse and enforcer but not AB captain caliber

good because i meant the auckland bloo
hopefully

holy fucking sam whitelock

WHITELOCK

would’ve had the MP if i changed my pick
thongs*

>the bumtards

based Paddy, greatest ally

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could do with one more saders try

dont ave the login details on my laptop, what did i pick the margin to be? awoo btw

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thank you friend

imagine thinking the saders wouldn’t blow out the brumbies at home when they’re missing their best players
it might not be reds year but I can at least cheer for blues year

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Np lad. You're looking good. Can't believe I had the lowest margin with fucking 9.

not happy about gentlepeen stealing my profile pic 2bh

at least it wasnt 2

fucking saders

you didn't pick your cowardly 2.
explain?

Was only a 4pt margin last time they were in Canterbury with no Pocock.

Only when it's going to be bloody close and could go either way.

brumbies arent good enough for it and the crusaders arent bad enough but kinda reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=Ug7ZopJllHA

>would’ve had the bp if I hadn’t changed my pick just before kick off again
every time

dont fuck this kick richie
i need this 22

Gotta start instalocking lad.

AWOOOO picked it exact

the only true way to pick

>the cowardly virgin favourites by 2 pick
>the muscular chard favourites by 22

he can celebrate by not watching sunwolves next season oh nonono

They're actually in next season, only being cut in 2021.

Izzy...;_;

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fucking freezing lads

petition to have them add statues of canterbury legends outside the new stadium?

make it memes though, dan carter in his jockey
mccaw with a hunting rifle
razor breakdancing
blackadder in a ridicuosly oversized CCC jersey
marshie mid heem and the plaque says "Boomfa" then "Me oh my i've enjoyed that yes boy"
Mehrtens with a 40 in each hand

Based Sevu Rapist getting me the BP.

what the fuck is the tahs jersey yikes

speaking of brown rape, how's Europe?

>the stripes dont even wrap around the back

c h r i s t

2-dads finna get creamed by based Nonu

AAC always held up well against Nonu.

aand season over for Gibson

>Forwards making all the line breaks and offloads
jej

R O B B O

HOT SAUCE

OUR YEAR
*dabs*

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>halfback thinking he's tackling Nonu
lol

Foley

fuck this was meant to be
>Foley

Too late, you fucked up.

GAMMOOOOOOONNNNN BLOOOOOOO

based

BASED

based Eroni Clarke's boy

Cut the Waratahs, top the Sunwolves 2bh

the Waratahs are bloody awful desu

said this last week too and it’s only being proven more and more right

Really pretty awful, it looks as if their minds have gone on a collective holiday since their win against the crusaders

Robinson in the ABs squad for Japan 2bh

*keep the Sunwolves

They'll look better once Gordon and Beale come on, Beale has been playing like shit recently but it can't get much worse than Phipps-Foley.

*scores against gay marriage*

catholics win this round

based Izzy "gays burn in hell" Folau

Fuck this ref, how is he still handling games now the 6N refs are back?

YELLOW CARD THEM

steady sheddy

Would have been a yellow card penalty try if they hadn't scored there. Teams need to start abusing this more by not scoring.

Could the choke be, dare I say it, on?

ICEMAN

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ill be honest
this game is boring as shit
especially after that landers game last night

yeah hasn't really held my interest

seeing blues years coming true is exciting

finally

based

BLOOOOOOOO

>white guy named Otere

Dream Big Auckland.

One drop rule

>>a single ticket for the NZ vs SA group match in the category A seats is priced at around $1050 before tax
Jesus

90% of the tickets sold instantly so not suprised

glad the crowds are gonna be packed out

jeez

NONU NONU NONU BOOOOOM

NONU

BASED NONU

NONUUUUUUUU
already in the RWC squad after this

NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU NONU

Loving the composure the Blues have shown this season. Every time they get scored on they keep their calm and don't fall to pieces like seasons past. Maybe it really is our year.

being a waratahs fan is like water torture

happy for the poos though, at this rate they could push for a wildcard finals slot

I might have to just bite it and go for section D behind the goal posts. Anyone ever watched a game in that area before? how's your experience there?

It can be a good blast honestly, just dont expect to have much context for a lot of the setplays

Based IRA leader Michael Collins

Saw Wallabies v Ireland behind the posts at the 2011 WC and the atmosphere was electric. Evenly split number of fans, and one of the best games I've ever been to.

myst admit I was very sceptical at his return but he's been pretty good, better than his Blues season at his peak

no try

>coconuts in charge of maintaining posession

yeah they’ve been very cool-headed this game
responding to every score like you said but also not trying to rush or force scores

>palagis in charge of spelling their own language

farkin CARMON BLOOOOOOS

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How can Phipps still even make the Tahs?

oh shit fuck cunt

>Foley

fair to say plummer is not a good super sub

Thanks for that.

Feeling a converted Rieko try to finish.

who's gonna fuck it up

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based

>>The Blues actually held possession ran the clock for almost 2 minutes to close the game
>>The Blues
Ok now I'm well and truly impressed

THE BLUES GET IT DONE

Four victories in a row and the moral victory over the plainsmen. Yea, I'm thinking we're back.

>Chiefs next
5 in a row on the cards, should be fifth win tonight but cumgayders refball stopped that

Nonu > Crotty ngl

>chiefs next

lad its rebels v sunwolves
chiefs have a bye week

he means Chiefs next for the Blues

(You)
the blues are playing the chiefs next week

oh fair enough then lad
Good luck and heem some manlets so we have a better starting lineup at rwc

I'll do my best.

Can Bumwolves do it?
what are we in for?

>it’s actually blues year

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rebels will win but not by 25 points like clarke said

That was Marto wasn't it? Was only half-watching.

yeah i forget his name most of the time

Heart says Wolves
Brain says R*b*ls

heart says bumwolves
brain says rebels
penis says rub one out instead

Hopeful that this game will be today's running rugby affair.

not a single Japanese forward. No wonder they got chopped.

korean gooks are basically the same

awful lineouts man wtf

fucking rebels discipline, can we please boot Koroibete before he costs us the RWC

Huge supporter of Koroibete for Wallabies 2019 RWC 3bh lads

same
Foley at 10 and Phipps at 9 and “”””””we””””” are golden

lock in hooper as well

may as well buy plane tickets to Japan for every Waratahs player eh

nice phase of play, Berry should have let it go

kino passage of play lads

9. Phipps
10. Iceman
11. Some coconut
12. Beale
13. 2-Dads
14. Some other coconut
15. Burn the gays
JUST GIVE THEM THE CUP

Meakes is so fucking great this year.

he’s a bolter for the world cup

lots of offsides

If we just take the Rebels backline I think we could do a lot worse. A mix of Brumbies and Reds forwards would round it out nicely.

if australia somehow win then Cheika will be kept as coach so GO WALLABIES

Cheika was saying before the Tahs game that the reason we sucked balls last year is because we were holding all our good moves in secret for the RWC. Good excuse eh?

how very convenient
i predict a QF exit

based

I predict a QF exit if it's against England. Otherwise we might honestly go all the way. I don't want to sound deluded but we can beat the ABs and RSA, England is the only team we actually just haven't done remotely well against since last RWC.

Does Natalie have Parkinsons? Last two weeks she's been shaking like a wet dog.

A-Awoooo....

its the cocaine

dunno about the shaking but i’ve been keeping her pretty wet heh

why is Masirewa always smiling? both his teams have been canned

Sunwolves maybe the perennial underdogs but when they score tries they're always spectacular

AWOOOOoooOOOOOOOOoooOOOOO

close thing there

he knows he will have plenty of offers come 2021

Is blue vs red the ultimate aesthetic for a game of rugby?

>tfw your country's bad guy team are playing the best footy

I guess I know how kiwis feel now

a sombre feeling

If Cheika runs the pooper combo this year I am going to shoot up RA or something. It's just not necessary.

At 8 we have Naisarani, Dempsey, McCaffrey and Higginbotham playing very well. At 6 we have Jones, Valetini, Samu, Salakaia-Loto and Hanigan also playing very well (the latter 2 better tha last year even though they were selected).

just run Hooper on from the bench ffs

It's pretty good
It's a factor in why I enjoy Crusaders v Highlanders games

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20min to get 1 more converted try and win by exactly 25. Clarkey haters BTFO

9. Genia
10. Cooper
11. Hodge
12. Kerevi
13. Ashley-Cooper
14. Maddocks
15. Folau

21. Gordon
22. Beale
23. Haylett-Petty

couple of qt’s in the crowd behind quade there

They are attracted by his macho essence.

I’m thinking Treviso will lose out and Ulster will qualify with Edinburgh.

I thought the Sunwolves were supposed to be the good guys.

He went to auckland grammar so im not really suprised

need a wolves try

hate to agree with these commentators but that's a crap yellow

shit weekend of picks so far

What time is the sevens final on?

Summary of the saturday matches until now, please?

Crusaders BTFO Brumbies after a slow first half, Blues barely scrape past Tahs, Rebels BTFO Awoooolves

Thanks

Blues-Tahs game of the day

Gonna have to disagree, sure it was the closest but I struggled to get into it. As usual, the Sunwolves provided the pinnacle entertainment of the evening.

>only one game left
ultra grim

>>Watching the HK sevens replay
>>Lote Tuqiri is playing for Japan
>>Turns out he's actually a relative who has the same name
Mind was almost blown

They probably also have relatives playing for Fiji and NZ. When are they going to fix eligibility laws?

CAMMON BULLS

>2 games in SA
>one game at home
>2 games in SA
who the fuck is making the schedule and why does he hate the Jags

It's their fault for being in the South African conference.

how is that their fault

>miss a sitter for 3 points
>22 drop out on the full
can already tell this will be a shitter of a game

Now a scrum penalty. They really miss the 2 and 10, they aren't the same team this year. Not sure if they had any other changes.

you talking about the jags? sanchez moved to france, he was as important (if not more) to the Jags then he is with the NT

That's what I'm saying, Sanchez and Creevy were integral to this team. They have gone from semi-finalists to pretty trash.

yeah its sad to see. Hopefully their replacements become better over time and bring them back up to last years level next season. I cant imagine they had much gametime while those two were there

It's not just ability but also leadership. They seem to panic easily and give away penalties constantly now. I'm personally not a fan of having your captain be outside of the first 10 jerseys in the team, 11-14 are too far away from the action.

a fair point, but half the team are national players with a lot of experience, someone will eventually step up as a leadsr

Honestly that's what I thought. They were so good last year and they have the same coach, most of the same players, and are coming off the back of a similarly successful national season, but they just haven't managed it so far this year.

Its called Football, know your enemy

they got hot around the middle of the season last year iirc, they might pick up after playing some more games with this new team

>DJ playing Smells Like Teen Spirit

good tackle

shall be sleeping now, will watch the 2nd half in the morning

same tttt
think the jags will hang on but the altitue and travel will wear em down at the last 10 mins

seems likely lad, will give you a +1 in the morning if you're right

much appreciated

>bulls

>The Hags

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BigFlip charging up the bru

based jags

what's you opinion on the new French colony?

spectator.co.uk/2019/04/irelands-strange-decision-to-become-a-french-colonial-outpost/

bump with hardy Irish lasses

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>Its called Divegrass, know your enemy
Ftfy

>tfw no Superr Ugby stickers album

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Would you?

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It would be based if the writer of that "article" wasn't clearly seething.

Brits have been very stroppy towards us since we rekt them in Brexit.

>since we rekt them in Brexit.
We're wrecking nobody. We only have the capacity to beg the EU to negotiate favourably on our behalf, and hope that mama Merkel won't tell us to put some kind of border up if it comes down to a no deal.

We are at a huge loss when the recalcitrant Brits leave the EU. From then on, it will be driven almost unchallenged by neoliberal self-hating Frenchmen, and conniving Germans trying to wield power over Europe while looking polite and legal.

How many Americans regularly post here at all?

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one too many

Oh okay, I don't think I've seen one this entire thread though

one too many.

>I don't think I've seen one this entire thread though
That's how we like it.

Damn alright then
I'll just show up every once in awhile then I will just lurk I will probably post during the WC if I can though

why do i even bother being intelligent about SA game picks

time to flip the coin

As long as your not sebbo looking for a new home to shitpost, you're welcome here.

sebbo?
Is this a nationality slang or some dude's nickname

Tee bee eytch that Leinster-Treviso game was class

Does put a lot of pressure on Ulster though. They’re sat on 54, with Treviso on 52 and Edinburgh on 51.

And Treviso are at home next week against a Munster that are resting players while Ulster are away to Edinburgh.

Scarlets have Zebre and Dragons in their last two games as well and mathematically can finish above Ulster pushing them to 5th. Ulster should beat Leinster though considering there's a 6 day turnaround between that game in the Kingspan and the Champions Cup semi final.

n-no i was joking p-pls stay
d-dont leave me

Genuinely predicted a draw for England-Scotland, put a nothing bet on it and ended up with £80.

no need to bully nig I'm just lurking now

So are the awoooos still on the butchers block?

Why is he wearing a dead sheep?

Same lad. Fucks sake.

There's a kiwi living in Anaheim but haven't seen him post in a while.

Two tries in the 70s minutes lad, Jags did it. Sadly cant watch coz Kayo is fucking trash.

That is a normal garment for cavemen.

i think the author is clearly a seething brexiteer and has a very selective memory

this shit is a joke hey

there was literally 7 mins left when the Jags scored their second try to make it 20-17. How did the Bulls manage to fuck that up, at home, in altitude, against a team thats travelled a fuckload this past month

Wearing a live sheep is for New Zealanders

also the guy who scored both game winning tries was a debutant whod been on the for all of 5 mins. SA conference rugby is a meme

Why the fuck havent I been able to see the bru rankings all day?

To be fair that try was pretty world-class. The Argie backs are something to behold.

Because it's a dogshit website.

GAMMON SAMOA

England can’t even win in 7’s rugby

7s is harder to dominate, isn't it?

oy vey it’s like 2007 all over again

>ireland struggling to beat germany
should just fold our 7s team honestly

>tfw you suddenly remember hot cross buns exist

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Roast lamb for dinner lads. Roll on Autumn.

*wins another world cup*

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fucking based

How can agelets even compete.

>>from missing out the 2007 RWC by breaking curfew to triple championship player
If that happens it will be amazing

Fiji and NZ were dominating up to around the end of 2010. It was always either of those two as champions

your mum dominated my 7" last night son

I mean it's easier for matches to go either way, isn't it?

Proxy off, dad.

Congratulations Big Flip. Please enjoy this complimentary +1.

+1

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had an absolutely dire round
gonna have to come back next week

I was 3/7, and all 3 were the Saturday arvo games which were 2/3 easy picks.

thanks la

/afl/ bullying us again

7s or 10s?

france in for a finals hidings here

*takes a big mean stinky shit in here*

ALLEZ LES BLEUS

weak

GAMMON FRONCE

ALLEZ LE FIDJI

comeback ON

what are we watching

rugby

FIDJI CHAMPION

*smashes head into concrete*

Use it!

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What workout programme is good to become a big strong cunt who DOMINATES on the pitch