/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - Wheel Edition

>Countdown to Chinese GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(click menu on left for session times)

>/f1/-approved series calendar
mega.nz/#!5K4GkaoZ!FlaMtB06TOGRIIh_Ny5dp2xvOP_smOpyJcHdTr2nBhk

>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit

>Streams:
mygoodstream.pw/

>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614

>Fantasy.formula1.com: Formula Autism Official:
Passcode: b3dccf1429

>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 44
L. Hamilton 43
M. Verstappen 27
C. Leclerc 26
S. Vettel 22

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 87
Ferrari 48
Red Bull 31
Alfa Romeo 10
Haas 8
McLel 8

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
158 (160 entries)

>Hund status:
Sharls Leclerk is a WDC contender. It will be a hard task to beat him

>News:
Bong media still SEETHING about Schumi beating Dickbum
Bong media hyping up Goblando
Racing Dot with a new factory planned

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racefans.net/2019/04/05/williams-are-in-far-better-shape-off-track-than-on-it/
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I'm fucking sick la

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reminder that baha is unexposable

hektik bro

1st for Hulk :DDD

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Kmag >>>>> H*lk

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way to be the only non lazy fuck in the thread flip
based

When will he score points for the first time this year?

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Baku

Well /fit.. I mean /f1/?, Where do most drivers fit

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garmen :DD

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fake racing career
fake body

...

Far more relevant than anything recently discussed

technically tall drivers are the manlets, as they are at a disadvantage to the short drivers in the world of racing

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>Chinese GP at 11:20pm

that’s too late bros :(

>any race starting at 20 past the hour

Dumbfuck.

What is piracy and how does it hurt the broadcaster?

What is a puncture and how does it help the tyre?

What is helium and how does it help the Finn?

What is gimi and how does it bump the thread?

What is a disguised "kys" and why did the Aussie post it?

What is bantz and how does it harass the Mexican?

What is a gf and how do I get one?

Based

What is a German and why does he break the combo?

basiert
his krautism cares not for your faggy plebbit chain

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>tfw no peak comfy late Saturday night GP
Consdier yourself lucky

going to the barbers soon, what kind of haircut should I get?

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can I bum a cigarette off u gents?

Sorry mate last one. Hopefully you can bum a fag off someone else

>It is reported by Formule 1 that Red Bull may follow Ferrari's front-wing concept, which is only replicated on the grid by Alfa Romeo
gpfans.com/en/articles/37834/red-bull-changing-aero-philosophy-of-rb15/
>ACH, wir wussten es! Der rote Bulle und das rote Auto are arbeiten together.
>Wir sind die Underdogs, zere kan be no further Fragen about zat now.

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sure, nothing hit's the spot like some British American Tobacco Lucky Strike

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Rough translations:
>If you smoke you will receive an unexpected hug during a candlelit dinner
>Smoking increases your chances of being put into a sleeping bag
>Smoking around children can seriously harm your enjoyment of durries

>>Smoking around children can seriously harm your enjoyment of durries
Too fuckin right m8

>2019
>doesnt smoke

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>Smoking pre-made cigarettes
>Not making them yourself to give an hipsterish look and not having to give them to random people

>hipsterish look
Here it's usually associated with poor fags and blue collar workers

do italians do this? ive only seen irish guys do this

Gday mate, just a pouch of Winnie Blues thanks and some papers and filters.

And alcoholics

How much does a pack of cigarettes cost there? Here around 7-8€ depending on brand. When I started smoking it was under 4€

>no beer reviews
>no vape chat
Starting to think that kiwi might have died in the attacks

>Kmag struggles to beat Palmer in Palmer's rookie season
>Hulk destroys Palmer when Palmer is already in his second

>>Magnussen > Hulk

In the socialist republic of New Zealand, tobacco products are taxed ridiculously, so like a pack of 20 is like 25-30 bucks, 30g of rolling tobacco is like 55-60 bucks

beautiful and wife material

ROFLMAO

Marlboro Gold is $32.50 - made the mistake of thinking a deck of darts was a good idea last time I was out on the piss.

I got a deck of longbeach 20s yesterday for $18

>20 dollarydoos for a pack of smokes
holy smokes m8 that's worth a case of cheap piss

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fuck me that's insane. Pack of marlboro reds near my apartment is around ~5.50 usd

Are there any indian reservations near by? I heard cigs cost almost next to nothing there

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reminder

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In bongland it is about £13 for Marlboro. Was £5 when I started smoking.
I go abroad a lot for work so I just buy tax free cigarettes in bulk at airports these days. I only smoke four or five a day so a 200 carton lasts forever.

Stationed in Gibraltar we'd just walk over the border and buy them for one third the price.

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death to carrie

mission wait for chingchong gp now

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Is that for 10 or 20? When I was smoking I paid about £2,50 for a packet of Golden Virginia or £2,80 or something if I wanted a pack of 10. I've no idea how much they cost in Greece.

I once went to a liquor store on a reservation to try to score some cheap winnows. All they had were some injun brand of smokes and aisle after aisle of empty shelves where they used to have regular cigarettes. They were only $5 less than a carton of marlboros, even though there were no taxes. Fucking prairie jews were marking them up 300% and pocketing the difference. I did score some cheap liquor and beer though. They don't mess around with that since all those savages do all day is drink firewater and beat their squaws.

BASED. also death to mana.

do you live in virginia by any chance?

Do they get any gibs? I'd probably do the same

>all those savages do all day is drink firewater and beat their squaws
Oh, you mean like bogans?

Atlanta. Around the early 2000's cigs were around ~3.50 and then up and up. Haven't reached "Smoking Kills" levels yet
>tfw f1 goes the way of nascar and we have the Emirates F1 SERIES sponsored by Heineken

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Comfy pee in a forest

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must have been nice
spanks to carrie
interesting interpretation fren

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emma gimiläinen

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Why is she missing half her head in that photo. A cursed image

No just balding lmao....
>bl*nde women

2 dollars or 40 pesos

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I CAN'T HELP IT

GIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

BIGGER

*kröhöm*
*köhköh*

"Future talent"

Ferrari might take an issue with Gimi taking all the testosterone with him when leaving Ferrari. Just look at poor Vettel these days.

Isn't balding the result of high testosterone tho?

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Not always, I'd guess; might be just shit genes.
On the other hand he's also growing tits and hips so I don't know what the hell is going on with him.

He's approaching menopause.

That's just what hairlets say to cope.

Wtf I hate balding now

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I'm making it

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It's resulting in higher body hair growth and nothing more.

>"hey, remember when I beat Vettel?"
>"I can overtake on the grass too!"

This.
>it makes you bald but also hairy :DDDD
wtf hairlets?

serves him right for daring to not wobbler it off the line.

I started to grow chest hair at the age of 25 when I lost hair

25 here and have bodyhair like a bear.
Still got normal hair but should i be worried about the next ten years?

Sehr basiert und rotpilled

It's pretty common with younger people, especially in universities, I've never seen a proper cigarette there during my studies.
Other than that yes, it's usually with hipster/leftist/'90s born people. But maybe is only in my area and in the south is less common

Is it sinful to watch Formula 3 and imagine cumming inside their cute boypussies?

Asking for a friend

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Nice blowjob lips

Ferrari will run the engine that failed at Shanghai
t. Knower

sport.sky.it/formula1/2019/04/04/f1-ferrari-motore-leclerc-salvo-per-gp-cina.html

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for me, it's the canadian

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>ignored ferrari team order
>he think he gonna get away with that
Leclaire is finished

>Marko believes that it has taken Red Bull until now to understand the weaknesses of its car because pre-season testing at Barcelona was compromised by the team losing new parts when Pierre Gasly crashed on the penultimate day.
>"It is all a consequence of us running an interim version of our car at the final day of testing in Barcelona," he added. "We did not have the complete package available after Gasly's crash."

just imagine the opinion gastly has within red bull camp, he's basically responsible for their "poor" start of the season from chassis pov

HE'S HIT

BARRICHELLO

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is that the famous world champion Driver Williams?

Marko is a liar, Gasly is just Kvyat 2.0, a scapegoat to blame all problems on

I find it hard to believe RB didn't have certain spare parts given how much fucking money they spend

Drivers that will be out of F1 by 2021
>kimi
>vettel
>grosjean
>gio
>gasly
>personal wish - stroll
>kubica

WDC by 2021
>Lew lew
>Kvyat

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For me, it's Box Chatter.

Lewis is probably leaving before the full revamp of 2021, bows out on a high and can do whatever else he wants to do
For Kimi, it will probably depend on the progress of Alfa, I could see him staying to see if they can take advantage of the new regs
Vettel's future probably depend on Ferrari keeping him or not, if he gets a WDC this year or the next he might continue
HAAS will probably ponder about Grosjean/vs/Gio for next year because Mick is coming for that Ferrari academy Alfa seat
Gasly will be out by June if he keeps choking
Stroll is probably there until he gets bored
Kubica has nowhere to go if Williams don't want him
I don't see Albon lasting very long unless he BTFO Kvyat very quickly
Sainz won't last very long I think

For me it's sunny weather and a cold bear

Hey lads. I am posting from 2032, here's the current situation:
>Hulk is the current GOAT, he's won every single WDC since 2021. His closest opponents (Kubica and Monger at Williams) are no longer racing because FIA banned cyborgs
>He still doesn't have a podium though
>HAM and VET transitioned to Formula W before retiring, they are currently living together in Stevenage
>RIC has gone missing in 2023 during his holidays in Bahamas
>Juju Noda tops the rating of the most popular JAV actresses

Does this mean Amx will be Ricci 2.0?

there is no urinestan in 2032

>I don't see Albon lasting very long unless he BTFO Kvyat very quickly
Imo Albon has been surprisingly good. And there aren't any new rbr prospect coming up. Tho I would love to see Blyat back at rbr

Correct, but it still displays the flag if you're reading this in 2019

>48 year old kubica at williams
fund it

>there aren't any new rbr prospect coming up
Dickbum's arrival is divinely ordained until RBR realise he's a shitter

Albon has actually looked quicker than Kvyat so far, tho it would be a better story if Kvyat would be the one to replace Gasly

Has Michael recovered?

shiieeet

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Putin pls.

Post the ebin music post

He died in 2026 after overdosing on coke while fucking a tranny hooker somewhere in east asia. It was revealed that the whole potato thing was just a lie

cringe

Suck my balls

It was believeable until the VET thing.
I think after f1 he will just be a team principal for a few years then fully retires from public to dedicate his time to his family
The HAM thing is totally plausible though.
I expect him to go transgender and crip for publicity

Anyone popping a cheeky bet on the Grand National tomorrow?

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Magnussen said Hulk is a great racer and that the rivalry is over recently

>2032
gimi must be approaching the middle of his career by this point.

never won anything in a decade of betting on it tbqh

Woof woof

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gimi

If Lewis wins another title in 2019 or 2020 he is deff staying and will chase Schumi's record.
Vettee will probably stay only if he is in a WDC winning car besides being a shitter himself

I will kill myself if Lewis beats Schumachers WDC record.

I unironically believe Lewis doesn't care about beating Michael's records, he wasn't that phased when he got more poles than him

Won't happen objectively because Schumacher got his 7 in 10 years, then fucked off and came back to a midfield car, Hamilton only has 5 in 12 years and has never been in a non-racing-winning-potential car.

people debut younger and there are more races, Hamilton will probably break them and Hamilton's record's will be broken as well

Well let's be fair and say 7 in 12 years for Schumacher.

Fuck cripples

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FASTER
HARDER
SCOOTER

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RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE,CREAM VAN

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TIE YOUR SHOES

POSSE

IT'S WEEEEEEEKEEEEND!

I have declared war on a pigeon in my garden.

SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE
SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE ME
I FOUND
THE CHILD I USED TO BE
AND I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT TOO LATE
NEVER
TOO LATE

fuck off Jordan Peterson

I AM THE HORSEMAN

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based

haha imagine it is raining again in Hockenheim and Vettel is 1st but everyone else has pitted for intermediates with Vettel on slicks with 2 laps to go and behind him he just hears DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF and Kimi overtakes him where Vettel crashed last year and all poor Vettel can do is struggle for grip and hear Kimi blasting scooter out of his car and he goes on to win the race, quite amusing I think if that happens.

Well here Mission Winnow costs 5.15€

what did they mean by this?

racefans.net/2019/04/05/williams-are-in-far-better-shape-off-track-than-on-it/

now thats a great post mate

Aside from Kimi, who is your favorite Liberty Media Formula 1 driver?

IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT
BUT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE
POSSEEEEEE
YOU
KEEP THE SPIRIT ALIVE

they can fuck up the next couple of years cars before they go under.

IM'A SUPER SHARP SHOOTER
SITTING ON A ROOF TOP

YEAH

Hulk
liking him on here is almost contrarian or at this point which makes him even more based

that's not the reason tho

that despite their failures on track Williams has at least a shrewd accounting department.

haha it's got to be Max, I also like Kevin #teammagnussen #suckmyballsm8

>14:24:13
>68

14:24:12
>69

MY NAME S MC H, I'VE GOT THE BIG BREAKS
SET THE BASS
ONE TWO CHECK, IT'S A MIXTURE

what the fuck do you guys talk about all the time
there's a race every few weeks but these threads are always on top
same cars, same drivers, same strats, same winners and losers

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For me btw it's Chef Grosjean.

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Williams rent-a-car, shit cars, but at least they can stay in the black as long as some rich-fag wants a drive.

Germany is further from the Yea Forums server clearly, so it took longer to go in the tubes.

>Drops the spaghetti

errr cos stuff happens in between the races and they are further analysed between the races and we learn things also there are supporting series to talk about and tests and stuff.

I always root for the underdog, so for me it's Lewis

autistic analysis

Milk slurping GoblNando

Unironically Perez

Felipe baby is a football player now

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Keeping up with the WAGs
Blogging
(You) farming

>implying following F1 is about watching races

'ate football
'ate MMA
'ate American sports
'ate Netflix

love F1
love wrestling
love vidya

simple as

For me It's Juju and her unlucky future collapsed by his manager raping her

Gave my debit card info to a fake premium snap slut last night lads, feeling pretty shitty.

>his

impressive since he got it right the first and third time

check out the group b thread on Yea Forums
I bet the Hue is WEC shill

heh, my mind always gonna think he's a trap with long hair

what is it like to be a multimillionaire?

this is why i use actual whores

post her

cigarettes

All the rich people keep telling me it's not that great ,,

Money has the habit of becoming every day very fast.

A big house, a new car, etc. all become "normal" and as a result they bring no more pleasure but taking them away lowers your happiness.

Absolute poverty is detrimental of course but getting more money only giver short term bumps that even out as soon as their novelty wears out.

Where is that cum tribute Germany?

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checking this

>tfw this will never be you

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Being rich does not makes you feel so gramourous like a Superstar but it gives you the confidence that you are not gonna be hungry or gonna work in a shitter job.
But (It depends of personality) you are afraid of loosing it, maybe more if you didn't earned it, and you become more conservative.

But still being better than not being rich.

youtube.com/watch?v=m-SBzTZZMuQ

god I love her so much

fite u for her

Lads

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ok
checkem

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youtube.com/watch?v=6J0C3MeWkQQ

WE

>dogloving women
means no kids, dropped

who makes these slick videos for literal who's?

me

For how much compensation>?

WUZ

Yes haha

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Jenson?

LEKLEAIR'S UNDERDAWZ

depend on the cuteness of the subject
for carrie is free

Why are you guys so gay? Stop it.

I'm sorry but my country leaves me living my life

ELEVEN YEARS OF HURT
ONE HORSE ON THE SHIRT

carrie is a loose woman

It's worrying how little she has changed.

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>groomed from being a toddler to be a race driver
>can't even get into f2

LOL

Heard you were talking shit m8?

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EMILIA NO

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>hours later

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little cunny

NONCE

What is your damage, boy?

>Juju avoiding CP's police

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Carrie in the news

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>Beats Leclerc and Max in 10y

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Abu Dhabi

anyone who hypes noda is a retard

Fuck off, you can watch comfy at night. I have to get up early in the weekend, and I'm not a morning person at all. Melbourne was even worse, race at 6 am

makes sense that the spanish poster does it then, kek.

I'm not a retard, I'm just special

Ah now lads.

how is the migrant crisis in 2032? did they all go back?

yes

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checked but hes not. kvyat has just been making more mistakes/having worse luck

DISGUSTING

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you racist?

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Ye

SHORT CIRCUIT

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Maybe that Australian lunatic talking about mclaren having a kill switch was on to something.

I'm right here.

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Yes, my favorite drivers are gimi and checo. How did you guess?

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you're Mexicaness for Checo, your American redditness for Kimi

Based rari

That's odd, cause mine are Blyat and Bottas

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>f1 is not diverse enough
>let's bring the same fortnite fake gangsta nogger every weekend

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wat? I thought they said that one of the cylinders failed

youtube.com/watch?v=G4rTrxLTNro

Yes you retard, a failure in the injection system would lead to a cylinder not working since it not getting injected by fuel, kinda like how I wanna inject Sophia with my fuel if you get what I'm dangling

Why you got to be so mean? Also Sophia is the worst possible f1 slag waifu.

Sory, also I'd rather Natalie on second thought

>miga

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ate Bottas
love Kimi

simple as

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gimothy raigonen

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Watching F1 at a suomi bar in Thailand is an experience everyone should experience at least once

straight from ylilauta

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ah yes, fellow based guy

why didnt they just not get hit

What's Ylilauta's perception on Buttass?

Max Verstappen is an autistic little zoomer twat and I hope he crashes out on the first corner.

Based

>Now
Drivers national team has been the peak shitpost ever produced in this country for quite a few years

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just go back whence you came

I can hear the sipping

Mixed. Everyone likes him when he's doing good. Otherwise cuck. There's turbo Bottas hater and ricciardo lover there always baiting. Sometimes it's amusing to watch him baiting

cameo.com/jpmonty2
Hmmm....

Ylilauta Yea Forums is rather civilized.

btw that big gimi is my work and I first posted it in /f1/ and I have not accepted some ylilauta zoomers stealing it

>zoomers
>watching f1
lmao....

>ricciardo lover there always baiting
Do you have flags there? Has he exhibited a coprophagia fetish?

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No and he's a legit Finn and his name is Sami. He was doxxed he does the same shit on facebook

Umm we're a /communist/ general, everything belongs to everyone, friend

How to trigger reddit in one picture

Explain please why do they hate winnow

Because they can't, winnow

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Moral high horse over tobacco sponsorship, seethe whenever it's mentioned because it gives more attention to Phillip Morris despite talking about it non stop

>teacher recruitment competition on monday
>no Grand Prix to clear my mind
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>Verstappen found the new Arai helmet to be extremely uncomfortable
>When designing the RB15, the characteristics of the helmet of Arai were taken into account, not Schuberth's.
>"The Arai helmet was taken as the starting point for the concept of the car," Marko confirms.

Lel

lmao they zoomers or what? when they banned tobacco the whole sport had a steady downhill
tobacco sponsors were essential part of the sport dem tobacco liveries

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stop talking about smoking please
I almost went to buy another pack of cigs again but decided not to
no mission winnow for me
thanks

>Gasly didn't like it either
>RB told him to suck it up

Based. Pic related is my personal favourite

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Do not SMOKE TOBACCO, user!

El squid...

Watch meme series

how does the next f1 driver die
is it even possible at this point

Reminder to never drive and DRINK HEINEKEN, also treat yourselves to this jewel youtube.com/watch?v=kW-XR2qB7QY

>no mission winnow for me
Are you preparing for A Better Tomorrow?

anything is possible

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>being the best at something
>die trying to do it
Pick one.

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based, true goat

So cozy rn lads

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muh benis :D

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1 - have a very talented young cute driver.
2 - put him next to an italian engine that is going to explode anytime soon
3 - Suzuka GP, turn 7

Done.

You forgot the typhoon

Why does the stomach look shooped, it's overhanging the panties

Comfy Hammy riding in his '15 title winning car

gimi will die of old age while leading the 2097 Belgian Grand Prix.

Waistband is loose and peaking out. They're too large for her. Actually a good thing.

imagine being that rock haha

Indycar. You won't regret it.

He will.

Indycar is trve cvlt. F1 is dad-rock tier.

Regardless of whether or not he'll enjoy it, I saw he won't regret it, because it's not like his time is in any way valuable.

>saw

*say
:^)

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Indycar is mumblecore

You're thinking of WEC.

What's the DSBM of motorsport?

Pocono last year was strangely captivating, I might give it a try

@91883290
rent free

Business idea: If a driver wins two races in a row they get half points for each consecutive win after that, because they're clearly a carbabby

what would stop teams from just swapping the driver who won the last race into second though?

The funny part is, you think it's me who posted that.
But I was sound asleep.
Which means I'm also living rent free :DDD

Good point.


Better business idea: If a team wins two races in a row, the drivers both get half points for each consecutive team win after that, because they're clearly carbabbys

Business idea: One Race contracts

HULK WINS LOL

baste

Things like colliding with a stopped car. I don't think you can ever completely prevent that from happening or from being fatal.

A massa tier accident could kill but very rare, I suppose a tyre could also kill if it hit them over the halo also.

Can't believe he hasn't gone full just yet

>Indy shills
yikes

Hamilton dies when his plane crashes.

I'm on the baccy m8

Football while being a Chelsea supporter

Haven't you seen him in the past decade? He's like an egg but more angry.

Is Davide, dare I say, a manlet?

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@91883909
I literally do not know who "me" is
all I know is that whoever posted that cannot stop thinking of me

Umm sweaty this ain't tw*tter

Today I saw some shit media boasting about Hamilton being the highest F1 earner ever but not adjusting to inflation.

>I literally do not know who "me" is

Oh ok, m8. Sure.
You can lie to the thread all you want, but you can't lie to yourself.

Oh shieettt you said a Motorsport ignore my comment

What do you expect from a bantlet who resorts to gimmickposting?
>tehehehe I did an @ instead of a >> so you wouldn't get a >you

>giving honest advice
>shill
Whatever, don't fucking watch it then.

>motorsports
Anyway I have decided road racing is
goregrind.

>but not adjusting to inflation.

Who would be the highest earner ever if you adjust for inflation then?

Schumacher obviously by far.

FUCK DETRACTORS

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australia perpetually seething roflmao

He obvously is but I give it to him that Federica was on a step

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Is the world rally championship worth watching? I still don’t know shit about the format of the competition but the careers look comfy

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SHE HAS A WOMB TATTOO

If no one believes me, look just above the IN KL part of the waistband

shadow

Federica...MOMMY

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Based retard

Yes, it's extremely kino

VERY HOT GIRLS IN F1 CONSTANTLY

I can't take these women posting anymore!!!

FUCK! Why can't we just talk /f1/, Just talk about cars and shit not women only, especially some sub par genetic failure pug bitch cunt.

If they were attractive i could understand but sigh........

I'm out /f1/ goodbye mates.

And nothing of value was lost.

See you on friday

See you tomorrow frend :)

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who is philip morris?

Partner of Richard Mille

Friend of Singha

Who the fuck knows, anyway kinda off topic question anyone else feel like WINNING NOW?

life imprisonment to carrie

Assisted suicide to Finland

based.

Die Cucktas fucking die!

yeah my prison where she is the sole prisoner and I am the sole guard haha

haha

haha yes

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>hole prisoner
kek

delet

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Noice!

I would love Federica to step on my testicles with high heels

Patrician fetish

carrie is unironically not sexually attractive
she's cute in a daughter kinda way but she has ZERO sex appeal
what do you people see in her?

>she's cute
>what do you people see in her
Think u answered your own Frage there bud

She is cute and looks somewhat innocent, also she has a very nice voice and has a cute laugh not all of us want buttock implant slam pigs.

>not finding your own daughter sexually attractive

yikes

>Carrie
>Anything but a slam pig in disguise

>and has a cute laugh
Do you think she squeals like a little piggy when laughing too much?

>Austria

probably

Really nice

>Euro pace so slow that the new thread will be when Italy is asleep, again
Euros are a weak link now tbqh

>blaming euros when the thread was start at 5 fucking am

a bloo bloo

>Tasmania

Are you really this retarded?

Your defence for making less than 400 posts in an entire fucking day is that the thread was started at 5am?
All that means is you had even more opportunity to fill the thread. Your excuse is that is was ezmode, yet you still couldn't manage it.

tf
tp

youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0&t=48

Well I'm gonna be awake in 6 hours for BIG DICK CHAD WICK so I can make a thread if needed.

You don't understand Yea Forums times do you, euro time is 6pm-1am gmt

Are you really this retarded?

>gets btfo
>a-a-re you really this retarded

hehe nice try kid

Would you dance with him?

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It is for him as he has to do his homework first before getting computer time.
Don't want to miss out on those good boy points to trade in for mid-race tendies.

The fucking state of European posters.

This tbqh

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gimi

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didn't know charles was highly autistic

Luckily he'll still win that season posthumously, finally breaking Hamilton's WDC record. It's thought to be impossible, but to everyone's surprise Gimi will gradually catch him with average rate of one WDC per decade.

>Drives in F1
>Is actually bretty good
>Not autistic

>tfw thought this was a brexit joke at first
>tfw I am as bad as the car says

Still the Williams car is basically a bus already so they may as well paint it red and say we should fund Williams on the side of it.

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>and say we should fund Williams on the side of it.

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>Right near the exhaust and very warm tyres/brakes
>""Cool Spot""

Figured it out lads.

>Cool spot

Goodcar-tier desu

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Patricija and Giada both doing the question thing on insta

Patricija is literally sitting next to her mum though.
Does make me wonder if that's due to the last questions incident.

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5 euro max for a pack
7 to 8 euros for roll your owns 30g

Thanks for pointing that out.
I've been meaning to ask Patricija a question.

Fat John helmet for China

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she looks like a 12 y/o

i wonder if muh 1000th race stuff has been made mandatory on all cars/helmets

no need to be good.

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>I have autism
more like judaism lmao

Supercars on this weekend.

TV coverage starts in 1 hour
>foxtel.com.au/tv-guide/channel/FOX-SPORTS-506-HD/SPE

Schedule:
supercars.com/2019-tyrepower-tasmania-supersprint-schedule-results/
>google "time Tasmania"
>note that DST ends on Sunday morning, and clocks go back 1 hour.

Live Timing:
timing.v8supercars.com.au:8080/LiveMeeting/V8SUPER


Streams:

>720p:
1b1b1327f8ec26e299a1b62f31d288442a0182f2
motorsport-us.cf:8081 (in VLC)

>540p:
32d44c56f51d32bbba0442188da03ab3cbe4a4c6
motorsport-us.cf:8080 (in VLC)

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I can't get the idea of her having a womb tattoo out of my head.

FTVGirls.com

that's one less idiot doing the youtube videos.

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Hey Germany do you think you could do a Hanna tribute?

I don't want to ask SkyFish1 to do it.

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>Haven't watched F1 since the second year of MERCEDESWINSLOL
>Check recent years
>Mercedes still GOAT, Hamilton still winning
And on top of things the cars keep getting uglier and uglier. Is F1 on its way out, lads?

Fuck off, casual.

Fuck off, cunt.

no u

I have been in this general every day for the past year or so but what the fuck do you people even talk about all day

Horse cocks, obvsly.

No u

TV coverage is go

the many deaths of mana and carrie

Can't believe he's related to Chloe

LMAO Renee Gracie has fallen for a pyramid scheme

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Dumb bimbo

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>Literally using a fucking pyramid to describe it

Genuinely hurting my sides.

Making me rage how she keep going on about wanting a tan.
Why would you want to look like the pub mole on the left?

>pale = fresh, flawless, brand new condition
>tanned = old, second hand, worn out

christ how do these people know how to breathe?

randomly went to autosport.com yesterday. it detected that i was using a private browser and hid the article from me.

just bullshit orangebro. weve said just about everything there is to say about f1 and the cars and the drivers so far. really whatever you want

And I thought Ferrucci's GF trying to sell my essential oils to cure tuberculosis and "balance my third eye" was bad enough

It's her sis being mean
>Happy national bring your ghost to the beach day

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>multiple Porsches spinning on the outlap

dis gone be gud

Oh that explains it.
>not as pretty sister inventing a flaw for the hotter sister to feel better about her not as pretty self

>Red "now we can fight" Bull

Even her older sister does it.
Being the middle child sucks.

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Is that a tattoo above her cunt?

Oh shit that is actually her mother bullying her.

Poor Hanna

Oh you're right. Finland isn't insane after all.

T-bone impact like Zanardi

Just jealousy.

>ywn lather Hanna in sunblock and bully her for being pale

based queen of spades crotch tattoo
how can whities compete?

>ywn chastise her for getting a lewd tattoo and give her an embarrassing public punishment

Love to Mana

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slowpokemana.jpg

I hesitated on the picture choice.
Cost me the 3 seconds.

Happy Birthday, WAGlad

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compelling double dubs. where you at Germany?

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Should...Should I open it now?

>double

>Double dubs

Don't undersell me.
Triple dubs in descending order.

If you wish.
You're a good boy for waiting.

Cheers WAGlad

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fuck waglad
go back to purgatory with the rest of /kspg/

Fair fucking play

May Kumakichi bring me and shrimps much luck and many goals

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>> 91887766
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU I DIDNT SEE IT TRIPLE DOUBLES DESCENDING

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>shrimps

That might be asking a bit too much :^)

>Macclesfield v Morecambe

Unironically big match

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Either way it is going between both Sophias and on top of Kamui.
A privileged position.

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Glad you like it.

It's the first birthday card I've had since my grandmother died when I was like 12. So yeah, it is nice.

cringe
is this place reddit or what?

Now now, let's not jump into any hasty conclusions there.

It actually arrived way earlier than it was meant to.
Quoted time was 8 business days, but it got there in 7 days total.

I figured you'd get it on maybe Thursday, which is close enough to the day, you'd open it wondering wtf it was, then get >Death to Mana'd outta nowhere :^)

Race 1 for Charlotte about to start

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Fuck it, I'll stay up for Chadders

>Feline cut her hair short
Not pleased with that.

Still 2 hours until that
youtube.com/watch?v=RgZ3URUAlms

And race two 4 hours after that
youtube.com/watch?v=BlO1esKFeTI

Yeah it is a shame. I liked when she put it up for the gym

>Poynting now 16th

Come on now Charlotte

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>Aussie Racing Cars
>Not calling them Micro Machines
Missed opportunity

unfortunately yes

>>Poynting now 16th

Unfortunately she's having a shit race today.

Qualy was frustrating yesterday too.
She kept getting PB's in s1, then would get stuck in traffic or slipstream passed then baulked going in to the hairpin.
Only got one decent lap late in the session.

I swear that marshal was waving a green flag

>Sweden get’s another good-for-nothing journo-commie

jej……………

WEW top 10

WEW top 12

FUGG

>Clark

I've noticed that Skaife has started to bant on Jess because Ingall isn't there to target, and Lowndes is too >nice guy who always smiles for him to make fun of without people getting mad about it.

>be Renee
>work as a real estate agent
>your customers follow your insta
>goad your followers into an obvious pyramid game
just how fucking dumb must you be
I'd imagine that offence nets 5+ years in jail in Australia

>>work as a real estate agent

Not anymore.
She moved back to QLD (that job was in Melbourne)

She never mentioned leaving the job,so it wouldn't surprise me if she got fired.
Same story as the Mercedes dealership job.

It's hilarious seeing a bimbo who's used to waving her fake tits in men's faces to get what she wants thinking that she's actually good at sales.
I guarantee she's one of those girls who asks you for something, while obviously playing the >girl card to get what she wants (and she thinks you don't know she's doing it because she assumes you're as dumb as she is), then she RAGES at you the second you say no and abuses you.

I'd splash my commission all over her chest, if you're picking up what i'm putting down.

>DeShitsquale

>Lee Dumbworth

How shit is this guy. Letting the blue oval down

At least now I can get the correct Hoon hotline when I dob her in. Couldn’t get hold of the Victorian people last time. Now I know Queensland so might be able to tell them where she is.

She's been going to a gym in Loganhome, so around that area.
>t. spent 25 years in Brisbane

Stanaway's fault.

The fact it's such a common name and one simple search can tell you it's bullshit leads me to believe that she is desperate for cash.

She needs to accept it and sell nudes/do porn. She'd make an absolute killing.

Yeah the F45 at the shopping village. Will have to go back on her feed because she lives in a gated community I think. Might have been an insta story.

I looked at scamwatch. Apparently you can report scammers. Who wants to do this one.

Fucking morons

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D O
O

I T
T

If you want her archive folder just ask and I'll upload it to mega

Ngl, I'm envious of a bimbo who can make $1200 a day without opening her legs.

>500

GIVE ME 10 MINUTES I'VE GOT AN IDEA

Jesus fucking Christ. That's not even the funny "oh it's totally not a pyramid scam, we have something to "sell" " - that's just an honest to god pyramid scheme

New Thread

Not worth the wait but oh well.

>Tattoos
>Using beauty mode for selfie
>Making stupid face with tongue stuck out
Yeah... Im gonna have to say DROPPED... a hot load on her face haha