Ottawa Senators @ Vancouver Canucks

Last game is blues, wrote wrong

i wood amanda

oh shit, i really hope we beat the teds

as usual the 4th line mvp's finally start getting points at the last 10 games of the season where we want a draft pick. so annoying

>start massive win streak exactly when it's impossible to make the playoffs and can only damage draft standing

Good Lord, >we can't even lose properly

>54

travis green is still coaching to win too. they should just give demko these starts, and maybe even give teves a look. if hes willing to give sautner and brisebois time there cant be much harm in playing teves.

>if you laugh, laugh

Why does this retarded commercial make me want to set fire to everyone involved in its creation

i have to mute commercials else it physically hurts me

Same. Did something happen to us, or did commercials get seriously retarded?

Why are they not playing Quinn today? Seems like a missed opportunity and it would have made the game much more interesting facing off against his buddy Brady Tkachuk.

i never have cable otherwise and when i happen to see a commercial it's absolutely worse, these people pay fortunes to cognitive scientists that figure out the best way to grab your attention

juolevi is going to at least be an upgrade on saunter/brisebois/schenn, right?

>now he dives and draws a penalty

lel

THAT'S MY CAPTAIN

POWERPLAYS BACK BABY

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den glider in

OH SHIT

THAT'S MY CAPTAIN

RESPECT YOUR EDLERS

OUR YEAR

THATS MY CAPTAIN

>Come on coooommmmeee onnnnnnn

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>yfw the Nucks go 8-0-1 for the remainder of the season, miss the playoffs and draft #13

if he had a quality linemate to play with boomer bo is easily a 30 goal scorer

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wat,how was that an assist for petterson?

yeah the biggest thing hurting our good players is no chance to build line chemistry

does it matter? a petey point is a point, now we can lose

you mean clutch out the 1% top prize? yeah it's gonna be great

Quinn Hughes is McDavids long lost B L A C K E D brother.

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just wondering if he actually got one, the commentator said he did but three players touched the puck after he did

when >we have finished 2nd worst and 3rd worst in the league the lottery fucked us hard. it literally owes >us.

I thought he was a chug lol

nah it was horvat twice

isn't that what you'd expect? 2nd and 3rd worst you still have a +60% chance of dropping spots

I see, I'm half asleep here

im still choked that 2nd and 3rd overall get memed away to playoff bubble teams. hoping >we can be that meme team this year.

imagine not wanting a top draft pick in a year when we're hosting the draft, a once in pretty much 30 years chance

why would i give a fuck about that?

>yfw we fall to #13 and riot

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Thinking about Quinn lads

better than a 1st round exit

imagine how shit >we would be if markstrom wasnt unlocked

OY VEY SCHLOMO

Imagine how shit >we wouldn't be if >we'd started the year without Badbranson and >ragszotto

oh it was pearson, nice

LESTER'D THE FUCK OUT

Oh shit, the 6 gorillian dollar an scored!

PEARSON SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Thanks penguins lol

fuck i think >we are going to win this

oh man I just realized Nilsson's in net

;_;

wait no that was Pears

imagine if we could make it in as a -20 goal differential team

the 6 million dollar secondary assist

no NOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO WIN

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>it’s another nucks win out and hurt their draft position again
So tired of this every year

it is destiny

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we're so fucking elite lads

its ouryear to be the playoff bubble team that gets the meme lottery pick

SUOMI
>shotgun time

JAKKE

BASED WINNING WHEN WE REALLY DON'T WANT TO

jakke SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!

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Fuck off and lose already reeeeeee

jakke suomi

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all these slumpers finally waking up when the games dont matter anymore

EVER YEAR
GOD DAMN

Jakke looked calm as fuck with that goal. Based

literally it was in

if throwing your stick is fine then i'm pretty sure it's fine to call that no goal too

parallax

God dammit Motte you has one job

>had

>she

>Canucks winning
>Ducks losing

>literally everyone on the team scoring except Eriksshoah

>dat filthy hit

Holy fuck Snes

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kind of put himself into a dangerous position there

It must make Canuck fans seethe knowing that the flames are going to win the cup this year

BROCKY BLASTER

Based boeser burger bomb blast

BIG DICK BROCK

BOTTOMDWELLING SCUM SENS BTFO

>confusing Calgary with Carolina

The trick is that Carolina has an economy

>Tkabust hurts himself trying to check Edler
Kek

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Pageau seems like a bit of a fag desu

Its Big Cock Brock, get it right!

boy I can't wait till tomorrow

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I wonder if Marc is coaching the Sens out of some sense of noblesse oblige, or if he really wanted to get behind the bench that bad

>not "6 Foot Cock Brock"

Ottawa Goons

dont think we can blow this lead unfortunately

really hate that bc hydro soiboi

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>boreball
Big shan’t

i don't know about you guys, but i'm going to hire diamond and diamond lawyers because i deserve the best in my corner

BIG DADDY PEARSON

Thanks pittsburgh

classic nil55on lmao

lmao

Screw it, if >we're gonna fuck our lottery chances, might as well make this one 8-0

Thank you Pittsburgh

I wanna hear our goal horn blare 8 times

it's like he never left

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Good quality >ssm8 face

I want to believe

>nilss8n

>Get cucked in the lottery 3 times in a row
>But OuR LoTTerY CHaNces!!

Rather the team get closer anyway. The team can’t just keep bottoming out or they’ll never learn to win. They have to start getting competitive at some point. The difference between pick 8 and pick 6 isn’t that significant. Judd and the scouting staff will get a solid player no matter where they pick.

after this win they will have matched their point total from last season.
>dat progression

>sens have 13 SOG
Grim

>Tkabust chimping out on Petey because he knows he has no chance at the Calder

In fewer games.

Lol

lmao markstrom just can't have a shutout

>learning to win when it's better to lose

>jinxed by Garrett

travis green is going to be talking about meaningful games again

>It’s better to lose
How? They aren’t getting a lottery pick. Best case scenario is they end up picking 5th as opposed to 7 or 8, and at that point the draft is basically a crapshoot.

Unless of course you want the team to end up like Buffalol or Edmordor

That was the first time I saw that Skelettersson audi commercial. Holy shit lmaooooooo

uh oh

>it was 5-0
>markslieve

>Wheel, WHEEL

>Best case scenario is they end up picking 5th as opposed to 7 or 8, and at that point the draft is basically a crapshoot.

>being wrong

It is better to lose when there's still a desperate need for an elite right-shot D and at least one elite scoring winger. A top-5 pick means contending in another year. Winning some meaningless games and being a first-round exit is counterproductive

out of all the teams we had to heem why did it have to be the sneeds

isn't this the 5th game against the flames? wtf

imagine giving up 2 goals to a literal AHL team

Cause they are turbo shit

yeah but i like the sneesds

well >our blueline is pretty ahl tier

>60 points ahead of the snes
>will still lose in the ecf

They won’t be picking top 5. In your ideal scenario they’re shitting the bed and still picking outside the top 5 because they’re not out tanking the 8 teams. Behind them. They need a bunch of things, having the team shit the bed year after year so you can get cucked in the lottery is counterproductive. I’m not saying they’re going to make the playoffs but deliberately trying to bottom out is retard tier. After Hughes and Kakko nobody knows how the draft is going to play out so having the team shit the bed so they can pick 6th instead of 8th is pointless.

Who is going to meme them this year?

wow wtf it was 5-0

>it was 5-0

INCOMING CHOKE

>canucks blowing leads
Wow I’m so shocked

>doesn't know how the lottery works

lmao

also

OT CONFIRMED

IT WAS 5-0

kek

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if the canucks lose this game i'll knock up an ugly native chick and keep it

NHL really wants to push the Matthew vs Brady rivalry

does that mean you'll be moving to williams lake?

t. Will from Williams Lake trying to get some white friends

I do know how it works. The Canucks have the worst record in the league the past 3 years and moved back each time. One time when they got cucked as far back as they possibly could they got the best player in the draft.

but we don't have brady

If it turns out to be an autistic fake your death and leave the country

no but my ex lives in williams lake. she's a qt redhead

>redhead
>qt
Damn that’s like finding a unicorn

the obsession with byram is a bit much. i mean yea it would be a perfect fit to have a bc boy playing for the giants to get drafted by the canucks, but last time >we reached for a dman instead of taking the best player available we ended up with juolevi instead of matthew tkachuk.
im not saying i want matty tkachuk on >our team, but >we arent really in a position to be passing on 30+ goal scoring wingers, which it looks like there are going to be a few this year.

>The Canucks have the worst record in the league the past 3 years and moved back each time

That means that someone else moved up. A little .500 hockey will still leave >us with a better than 50-50 shot of picking somewhere in the top 5. This team's playing like it wants #10

holy shit we're truly choking

based Green, saving the team from itself

Did you really think the tank has left the arena. Its a tank it moves slowly

do the nucks have a version of this?

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>sandstorm xDD

holy fuck >we are actually blowing this

My sides

JUST

YES

YEEESSSS

TANKS BACK ON

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can also use this

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WE HUGHES NAO

IF IT GOES TO OT AGAIN I'M LOSING MY SHIT

>it was 5-0

All I’m saying is unless you’re picking top 2 ( and they aren’t) draft order is completely unpredictable so it doesn’t matter where you pick, and it’s incredibly unlikely they fall into the top 5. They’re likely going to be picking 6-9 and given the unpredictability of this year’s draft we have no idea who will be there wherever the Canucks pick and at this point I trust the scouting staff.

>Juolevi
Juolevi was clearly a last minute move because nobody expected the Blue Jackets to take Dubois and there were multiple reports Vancouver was willing to trade their pick to Montreal so they could get muh Frenchman.

Besides Juolevi has been sidelined by injuries and could still pan out as a great defenseman. He was playing really well in Finland and Utica before he got heemed. I’m more worried about his treatment by the medical staff than his development.

>THE CITY OF DEFENDING THE LEAD

LETTING OTTAWA DOUBLE THEIR ENTIRE GAME'S SHOT PRODUCTION AND SCORE 4 IN 17 MINUTES

good guy brock

BASED Leivo showing why we don't need trashbranson

THAT'S

MY

CAPTAIN

CAPTAIN BO

craws hair going JUST

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That’s my captain

BOOMER BO NO!

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RESPECT YOUR EDLERS

OTTAWA BTFO

NUCKS DRAFT POSITION BTFO

EVERYONE LOSING

Well thank tank didn't last now did it?

6

GORILLION

DOLLARS

>horvat can hit 30
based

Will Bo hit 30 goals this year?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHOAH'ED THE FUCK OUT

ALL LOUI NEEDS IS AN EMPTY NET

SIX GORILLION DOLLAR EMPTY NET

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>six million dollar empty net

>6 billion ENG

6 GORILLION DOLLAR SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

>letting Tanner Pearson drop 3 points on you

Me have the best memes

>3rd game in a row
hooray if only it wasn't with 8 games left

well that game was odd

Fuck, were do all these goals come from at the end of the season. I think tanking is lame, but putting up a 5 game streak at the end of the season when they can barely win 5 games all last month is just frustrating.

Weren’t they supposed to update us on Quinn today?

his foot hurts. there's your update

they said he was going to get another ct scan. now it seems like they are being extra cautious with injuries because of how they fucked shit up earlier.

Another MRI. Hes not playing Saturday of Sunday.

Good game Snes.

I don’t think I saw a single Sens fan in this thread though. I assume they’ve all drunk themselves to oblivion weeks ago.

they know there is no point in getting attached to any of these players because they will just get traded away for peanuts when it comes time to pay them

there's usually always 1 around, but i imagine it's pretty late for them right now

they're all routing for the Nites now

fuck u ottowa