BOLTS @ CAPS

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BIG brain play by Killorn there lads

>McDonut

Nah. Killorn could have done anything but a no look dumb backpass and they would have been fine

had to wade through all the caps fans in chinatown tonight fuck them

Haha stammer killed oshie

Who did they pull up from Girardi (ded)?

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Stanley cup champion Cameron Gaunce

Rutta, they never called anyone up for Stralls since they were rotating 7 d

Oh shit, yeah, you're right

I wonder if Khalifa’s there

God I hope there in't any Mia posting this year

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Based Cooper benching Killer for shit play

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theres gotta be a bolts pornstar

Can someone explain how one can have a crush or fascination with a woman they watch repeatedly get fucked on camera by other men?

I'm just in it for the memes fren

>out indefinitely
Tampa are fucked

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oh there is, it's a old lady, give me a second

More in general
How does a porn star attain "super star" status?
Is it an advanced form of cuckoldry?

Classic Orpik...

whatever crush u have has been fucked by other men too user..
Its just a thing that happens

The fuck is Orpik’s deal

Nice kuch

I really hope Reirden has the balls to bench him for Djoos in the playoffs if he's shit.

What if the Bolts don't have a porn star to shill?
Can we avoid that degeneracy and stick with the Publix posting?

There are people who obsess over porn stars
I can understand crushing on people you don't see get fucked on film

You already have the worst anime poster on the board so you'll never avoid degeneracy.

Ruutta being an impactful player here lads

>on Yea Forums

Nice
Ya but people obsess over everything and some pornstars are very qt. Lexi Belle for example

I'll take weebshit over porn shit all day

Jesus just get it out

Lexi Belle looks like shit

Why in the absolute fuck do you know porn stars by name?
Swedefren, stop

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no shes qt,
a long and at times sad life. Besides sex stuff is genuinely interesting to me outside of me wanting to jack off to everything.
Also posting my oc :3

>Lightning PP

>Wilson starting shit AGAIN
When will he just go away?
>Lightning PP

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cope

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why couldn’t he have killed Coshit

Bench Johnson, the little pussy is backing off plays afraid to get backchecked

I can't find her. Have you guys ever seen the webm of the older lady getting a facial and she thanks the guy for the load and she's like "no, no thank you, thank you" If you have seen that then that's the pornstar who is a bolts fan. I just can't find her name but her twitter is a bunch of nudes for bolts wins

thats incredibly specific and no i can not

91591698's mom

>NBC highlights e-sports shit
What a bunch of niggers

KUCH

SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

>Lightning PP

>soccer tier dive

AND AGAIN

>Lightning PP

Sorry Im watching cable this time. Little ahead of streams

btfo

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Naughty Alysha
twitter.com/naughtyalysha?lang=en

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SCAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>that first tweet
fucking gross

Stop

Holy shit lmao

BET WON BOIS

We can weaponize this
Bongs will have to get a porn license in order to use Twitter

MIA KHALIFIA AT THE GAME I REPEAT MIS KHALIFA IS AT THE GAME

But what about the >Lightning PP?

I didn't say she was the best. Just saying we have a bolts pornstar.

A broken clock is right twice a day

HAHAHAHAHA
BTFO
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SCAR what a play by Jo

Well it counts both teams powerplays and TB's owns and ovi usually snipes one so pretty decent imo

gay

LMAO

>m-m-muh President's Trophy curse
this team is going to be fucking unbeatable in the playoffs

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We don't need that shit
We have a grocery store

>TB's owns

When will Cernak and Wilson fight?

>craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps >craps

>Wilson salty as fuck
Instead of picking fights, maybe you should git gud

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Damn

Killer man wth. Was he trying to do too much to get the change?

Fucking Killorn

Based Hagelin. Never gone from hating a player so much to loving them so much. No idea why the Pens traded him away.

>Killorn

>wilson hitting cernak with his stick

>bad pass by Killer leads to another Caps goal
That Harvard hatty is going to his head

Wow Killorn is shit

welp

McDonut is the biggest fag in the league

KILLORN YOU CAN BARELY SKATE. PLAY SIMPLE

what song is this

Boku no Pico

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They're cheating on Ovi so hard on this pp, just fucking shoot it earlier bird celly man.

God damn craps

AMERICAN HERO TJ "HENRY" OSHIE

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>lightning
>ever scoring on the power play

>Lightning PP

My scuttlebug is raised

That was so sick

SCAAAAAAAAAR

rate this game

how the fuck did they get that puck to kuch rofl

gay/10

KUCH
LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

Get him yanni

I never understand why they announce home team goals right after the visiting team scored. Like I get it but why announce it like a big faggot when you just lost the lead.
Also fucking great game, based Yanni

>Vrana fighting
>Kempny ded

Bunch of cowards down in Tampon Gay

>Yanni juicing fuckers

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Jesus hot pocket was brutal there

My boy, Yanni! Let's fucking go!

>Gourdeo and Packet in the box for fighting
absolute kino

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Bruh this game is lit to be at.

will there be anymore fights you think?

>Women’s Frozen Four
lmao who gives a fuck

Could still see Cernak and Wilson but they'll probably save that for the third game.

Pockets get crossed check to the mouth and the caps end up on the pp. What a fucking joke.

Did you miss him board Kempny right before? And then him tackling Kempny and wailing on him while on the ground?

This game fucking sucks

This dude doesn't set ovenchicken up well

Both of them should have gotten 2 penalties each, one for the boarding and one for the cross check, both should have gotten roughing, Kempknee was getting into it with him but fell.

Big Cat Rescue

It's a high scoring game and has had a fight
What sucks about it?
it's got everything normies think hockey is about

Pacquette was wailing on him on the floor, that's why he got the extra one dumb ass.

So you can go up to another player and both start roughing but if you fall down you get a pp. k

*cracks*
*sips*
Now those 1-0 west coast games, thats real hockey right there

Don't know why I ever try to reason with Tampons. You get the extra for punching a dude you just tackled in this situation.

lower scoring defensive battles are way better

Only in the playoffs.

Go back and watch it faggot
>Cross check by Pockets onto Kempknee
>Kempknee cross checks pockets to the mouth and then again to the arms
>both start to swing at each other
>Kempknee falls down with pockets
>Pockets throws a punch or two more
Yeah sure you can say pockets punched him when he was down but it was him suckering him, players still throw punches at each other when they fall to the ice during shit like this. Should have been offsetting penalties

If you listen closely, you can hear Bolts fans in the /r/hockey GDT blaming Tom Wilson for the Oshie goal all the way from here.

I don't get bud light going all in on the no corn syrup thing. Do people hate corn syrup that much

And how exactly would you know this hmmmmmmmm

Have you seen how fat Amerilards are? We clearly love that shit.

I think it's hilarious because they have to know nobody gives a shit

For me, it’s a Funky Buddha Floridian at BB&T Center actually

On top of that, it's incredibly misleading. Bud is brewed with rice syrup or some other veggie sugar reduction.

If I'm drinking a light beer it will be Coors

Absolutely

These fucking dives

Man palat has to be dealing with an injury

Why are the Lightning so unlikable? Capitals vs. Lightning is literally soul vs. soulless.

...

how

Thats like your opinion man. The general consensus is that our players are pretty likeable. Possibly pockets excluded

Because they're a newish team that's consistently decent, and good relatively often, and you're a whiny baby?

Nice shot wilson. Good thing you suck

NBCSN's B-list announcing teams are fucking terrible

Something something snowbelt. Something something expansion team. Something something people from Florida can't skate. Something something Tampa's not a REAL hockey town. Something something bandwagon fanbase. Something something all they have going for them is Lightning cause their other teams suck. Something something Florida sucks, I don't like it, why can't Boston or Canada or whoever just win everything all the time. Something something people are asshurt.

You can always tell exactly when a b2b will catch up with a team in the 3rd. Shame the pk was such shit today.

why are you so mad?

>all their other teams suck
Our year la. Also the rays are good

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Both are unlikable, retard

>I hate thing and everyone shares my opinion so there

>the rays

Baseball isn't even a sport

>all this bolthurt

>Orpik

Time to hang them up batya

Im gonna try and watch this year. Snell is awesome

bolts are skating circles around them
caps are lucky to even be in this desu
the talent difference is very noticeable

The Rays are alright, but they border frustrating with how their management is. The Bucs are straight garbage though, which is odd because a decade or two ago, Tampa was Bucs town but now all I see everywhere is Go Bolts this and Be The Thunder that.

End of a b2b and that faggot killed Kempny. Of course they're coughing up a bunch of pucks to the pp babbies.

>florida football

calm tf down if you aren’t a flaseflag

Might be tired as the one crap poster said. I think >we are better but it wont be this easy

>pp babbies as he drops his stick begging for another pp

when I was a kid there were Clinton Portis/Santana Moss/Lavar Arrington/Sean Taylor jerseys everywhere in my school. I haven't seen so much as a Redskins hat being worn in months, but every other car has Caps stuff on it.

Nah he's right.

Probanly half the players on your favorite team grew up chasing rabbits in florida sugar cane fields

That wasnt even a slash. Hold on to ur stick u limp wristed faggot

>using false flag incorrectly

Yea Forums produces the stupidest motherfuckers

>another PP

No wonder the Bolts PK is so good. They give themselves tonnes of practice

Tampons are good bois they don't take penalties

Why do we have so many issues with stanchion deflections

Bolts are like top 3 in penalties against I though

They grab momentum off the power play reallly well

Craps vs Tampa Gay

>50 shots on goal
jesus christ
how does Vaseline do it

Are the bolts juicing this year?

To be fair there is an entire highway (Lee Roy Selmon's Crosstown Expressway) named after a former Buccaneer.

>tfw the Howard Frankland is rebuilt and renamed the Kucherov Bridge

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Niskanen and Orlov have been so shit this year. Fucked if Kempny's injury is as serious as it looked.

caps have 50 shots

Did you guys know kuch is one of (((them)))?

... yes. that was the point

You mean the toll road literally no one I know uses?

Dey din do nuffin

What the absolute fuck kuch

Niskanen hasn't been bad. Orpik needs to fucking retire and clear room for Tjoos or Siegenthaler on the roster. He's the only real dead weight on defense.

It’s based when you do use it

caps just throw everything on net and hope for rebounds, don't even wait for screens
lightening have dominated puck possession

>NBCSN doesn't have an SOG counter

It's like they don't even understand this game

>lightning have dominated puck possession
what game are you watching, retard?

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Bro what the actual fuck are you talking about. 50 shots are not whipped from the point

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Nah he just has that kabbalah red string bracelet thing. I thought it was interesting

Maybe nobody you know but it gets fucking packed in the morning with people going downtown to work.

these announcers should be calling Division II College Football or WNBA games, not pro hockey.

We kinda just rely on based clinical finishing

this one retard
kys reddit

91593501
dumb falseflag shitposter

Nah he's right

49 saves
holy mother of christ
I respect the shit out of this guy

>didn't use the kuch point stammer hedman serg ultimate combo technique
This isn't even >our final form

>everything I don't like is a stupid troll xD

oh look another shot right into the chest of vasy with no screen lmao

God damn get vasi this win

>dominate puck possession
>50+ sog against
pick one and only one stupid sunbelter

Stupid bird motherfucker

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEES
THE WALL HAS FINALLY CRUMBLED

CAW CAW FAGGOTS!

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OT BOYS

WE DID IT REDDIT!

Weak goal

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Vassi can only carry the team so hard

REEEEEE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW

ngl this game deserves some 3v3 action

Kuch looking lazy as fuck in OT again

Silky af vic

NOOOOOOOO

FUCK THE REFS

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CRAPS
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This does not slip lads
>craps

SCAAAAAAAR a non needed win

hedman confirmed HUGE dick

Hedman with the Winman

HEDDY!

enjoy your upcoming choke tampons

Orlov SHEEEEEEEITE

ELITE
SWEDISH
STUD

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lmao you could just sense all the redditals rage close the thread

C O P E

imagine making this image after scoring 0 goals in games six and seven. I'm dying over here lads.

so I heard the playoffs aren't 3 on 3?

I'm surprised there were only 24 posters in this thread.

>le Tampa chokes meme xD
>implying Washington hasn't been known for playoff chockes since time immemorial

for an average of 10 shit posts per poster

but the cup

>it took them like 40 years to get a cup
>Tampa got it in their first twelve

lol u mad

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