Are billiard players the softest pussies in sport

It seems like everyone enjoyed it

>American tourists

TOP TIER RADISH FARTS

>game-ending flatulence
Nice "sport" you have there.

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>just a fart
Could have been more
I shat myself at a cricket match once

People could smell the shit but I just pretended like someone was laying logs nearby. Eventually the heat and sweat made the stench even worse and people began to look toward me so I shifted to clean myself up/throw my grundies away. Second I stand up all my mates and can see a torrent of shit smearing it's way down my leg. I left the stadium and ignored my phone for about a week

Aussies are subhuman

Heh great stuff!

Happens to the best of us

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>when you mess up your sphincter control you have mastered over decades to produce noisless farts shattering your WR of consecutive undetected farts.

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>weetabix
u wot

Kek

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BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

God imagine the smell

>billiards

uno farto @ 0:06

youtube.com/watch?v=NKC8-j8_U7U

I was working delivering oil in a truck, I was smoking weed while doing it and stoned out of my face, I had to climb on top of the truck to change over something, it was summer and I was wearing shorts, after coming out of the cabin into the cold in the middle of a busy town I pissed myself on top of the truck in front of 100s of people, luckily no one noticed as they were looking straight ahead and not up at me pissing myself.

farts will always be funny

This

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uno farto @ 0:06

>spread cheeks to let out a silent one
>flappy arsehole betrays you

Mine would have been worse. It would have been completely silent, but so foul that everyone in the building would have immediately evacuated to preserve their own lives. Even Miss Grumpycunt would have fled with a look of terror on her face.

Based /cric/ poster

>may 2013

But the article in OP says march 2019...

Nothing gets past you Sherlock

No bully Michaela pls

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If I were playing, I would have laughed and started clapping.

>applauds farts
>gets entire country banned from Yea Forums

Why are aussies so based?

judd fart

>I think it’s gonna be loud
>dude just hold it
>

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What the Fuck is Snooker?

a variant of billiards played on a larger table than pool

>happened in a Judd Trump match (translator's note: trump means fart in Britain)

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Do NOT let India know about this.

Sorry guys, it was a big lunch.

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Forgot to add, I would have followed up by potting the brown.

lel

Imagine pool but for adults

Here’s the guy the commentator referred to, and it seems like he was loud enough so that the whole crowd heard it and laughed hard____

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kek

>/cric/

/hoc/ here, capping this

Australians, everybody.

>lunch
Is that how you spell 26th breakfast, amerilard?

shitting yourself as an adult is something that mentally kills you for years

>tfw had a pretty aggressive flu a couple weeks ago
>throwing up and pissing out my ass
>run to the bathroom
>had to make a decision
>tfw I made the wrong decision
boxers got hosed down in the shower and thrown out, still not over it

>meanwhile in yurop

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She was the most popular politician in the country for a while because haha she fat in spite of being horrible at her job

Doesn't that make you want to start burning shit down and killing your fellow citizens?

That's some Stalin-tier levels of incompetence, but that's the norm in the west these days.

Regardless, back to fart humor.

>Regardless, back to fart humor
hey Yea Forums,
diarrhea

The audience have earpieces tuned into the commentary

the biggest politician in our country only got big because he was funny on a tv quiz
it's pretty much the norm here

slippery wet dog poop

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reminds me of a certain country across the atlantic

>the biggest politician in our country only got big because he was funny on a tv quiz

kek, imagine that

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>Miss Grumpycunt
fuck off leave are Michaela aloan

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Mommy

Is that the guy from Little Britain?

I've always managed to hold it for long enough to storm out into the toilet or into the woods, but I have a story of a classmate.
>junior high
>2 lessons in a row in the same class
>after the break it slowly starts to stink
>everyone notices, the stench is becoming unbearable
>opened window doesn't help
>teacher gets mad, starts looking for source
>narrows it down to 4 guys including me (2 desks)
>oh shit
>the guy in front of me claims someone bumped into him during the break and spilled something on him
>you stinky liar
>gets send home
>later that day we had some class meeting at church
>the guy who was the source of the smell asks another one for notes from that lesson
>he replies "you know, my notes are kind of shitty"

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I slipped a moderate dump into my pants at work a couple of years ago (so I was presumably 29). I thought it would just be a fart, but it was a full shit about the size of a sprout. I just styled it out. There wasn't even any smell or anything. The only problem was that I was alone in the room at the time, and just as I thought, "Hang on, that was a real shit I just did", my boss walked in and I had to stand up straight and act normal.

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user please I’m holding iced tea

Motherfucker Ronnie the rocket never needed farts, he is maybe the best one in the game atm, broke his 1000th century 2 weeks ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=2kD8vsbM880

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Ronnie is the best ever; there's no doubt about it. I don't particularly like him as a person, but his play is fantastic to watch and it's basically undeniable that he's the most talented snooker player of all time.

This woman is the prime suspect.

Discuss.

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She probably can't wipe properly.

>Stalin
>incompetent
dumb bootlicker

>implying she doesn't have servants to wipe for her

GWAN RONNIE

Anyone else watched the semi against Blumpf?

part and parcel

He is at the very least 'eccentric'...

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RAAAAAAAAANKINS POINTS, MATE

>poostralians vs poojets
which will be a superpower first?

imagine if the nice lady at the end had to go into the audience and sniff everybodies bum bums to find the culprit haha

Can confirm, know several people that had incidents like that

were humans meant to shit wherever?

kek

>Shoots his century final shot left handed for the memes

Top lad.

I would gladly let her use my face as toilet paper