/hoc/

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BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

>tfw you're just checking the results and you see >your team get ANOTHER vote while you're there

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vegas has the newest arena and probably has a very good ice plant

But it's in the desert in 130° temperatures. According to the meme it should automatically be shit. That's my point. Ice posting seriously is for retards.

go sharks

I'm the sick vanilla, you got the flavor

>be sharks
>lose

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>4:1 in favor of square

Humidity is more of a factor in making good ice than temp. There is no humidity in the desert.

Circle or square what?

Circle

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Square

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Are all the bing bing votes just false flags? I hardly ever see any of >us chime in here

Circle is growing on be tb desu

circle has a better aesthetic, and the separation lines are better. shant be voting in polls though

Stamkos

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I'm being a super autist and adding input from here to the poll for the actual vote

So far its 5:4 for square tho

I'm thinking triangle

based

could an user put together a mspaint bracket? shan’t use a tripfucks template.

based and numberspilled

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Teams are in order of how they finished:

NORTHWEST:
Edmonton Vampires - 8 year playoff streak, played in the final in 2015 and 2016 but lost both times. Their coach went to Florida so they just hired Scott Turner who won a cup with Dallas in 1991 and Boston in 2000
Seattle Sparrows - just came out of a 9 year playoff drought after getting bought by a big tech company. Made the conference final this year after winning their first Presidents trophy last year.
Portland Roses - relocated from Utah in 2015, named after a historic team that went defunct in 1990. Made the playoffs for the first time this year on the back of dman Mikko Grenlund
LA Foxes - won their first cup last year, solid team top to bottom.
Vancouver Supremes - trash team that can't afford their stars, 12 year playoff drought.
Calgary Pioneers - same owner as Vancouver, also trash. Arbitrator just ordered owner to sell one of two teams as evidence of tampering has recently come out.

hehe le bulju xP
don't you guys get tired of posting the same shit all day

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When all the bars by the arena are slammed. Reeeeeee.

2/4
SOUTH/CENTRAL:
Dallas Tornados: best team of the past decade, won the cup and Pres trophy this year. 11 year playoff streak and widely regarded as the best facilities and management in the league
Denver Stallions: good-but-not-great, second round fodder.
Kansas City Conquerors - won their first cup in 2013 after going 43 years without a finals appearance, pretty meh ever since. Their star centre Rory Holmsom retired in 2018 due to post-concussion syndrome.
Ohio ____s: expansion team, finished 9th. No real history yet, still need a name.
St Louis Bluebirds: bubble team with delusions of grandeur. Trade their 1sts every year to finish 8-11th.
Minnesota Frost - love their name lol. Loveable losers for most of their existence til they finally won a cup in 2007. 14 year playoff streak broken this year by injuries.
Chicago Saxons - kinda like St Louis, haven't been relevant in a decade but still operate like a contender.

around blacks, occasionally relax

based

Don't you ever get tired of complaining the quality of this general and contribute instead of whining

ATLANTIC:
New York Crowns - first American team to win a cup back in 1970, haven't won since. After 20 years of irrelevance they made a conference final this year. The Jacob Hazel signing has been dynamite
Montreal Royales - the 'almost' team, basically the Sharks. Quebec while being much weaker always has their number.
Philadelphia Knights - very deep team, won in 2017. Best D core in the league arguably.
New York Dukes - won 3 cups between 2004 and 2014, however their core is aging and playoff appearances are getting spotty.
Quebec City Fleur de Lys - most passionate fanbase, elite forwards with very thin D and goal. Won in 2015 but aged quick.
Boston Novas - went for it in 2016, lost in the third round. Now reluctantly rebuilding after two horrendous trades with Seattle and accusations of xenophobia in management.
Ottawa Monarchs - lottery team,
New Jersey Pilots - expansion team that went the tank route, traded their 1st oa for 2nd oa and spare parts. Frank Carmen the GM is a former enforcer and kind of a dolt.

You don't seem to.

The Eastern and Western Conference Champions, I'd guess. Facing each other vertically instead of horizontally.

EASTERN
Oshawa Towers - won 4 cups in the 70s and none since. Made the finals this year for the first time since 1996.
Pittsburgh Jackals - never won a cup, broke an 8 year playoff drought this year. Ivan Malek won the Norris this year and Carl Clifford won the Calder, the first goalie to do so since Barry Robbins in 2011.
Tampa Waves - longest active playoff streak at 14 years, won cup in 2016. Jozef Markum considered best two-way centre in the league.
Detroit Cougars - just exiting a short efficient rebuild, young exciting team.
Washington Regals -
Toronto Imperials - last won in 1972, meh team with meh stars. First round fodder
Carolina Goldeneyes - just fired everybody and replaced them with Harvard wizzes. Finished third last this year but made some very adroit trades to improve.
Florida Cats - hard tank this year, traded a bunch of dudes for 1st oa and drafted Ryder Cooper, a Miami native with elite 1D potential. Had insane cap space and signed 4 top free agents.

tl;dr

Unironically thank you for finally answering.

Why does the sun seem to make half of /hoc/ seethe?

Thanks my man, if you can come up with a name for Ohio I'll name them in your honour

Bingo

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>Calgary Pioneers - same owner as Vancouver, also trash. Arbitrator just ordered owner to sell one of two teams as evidence of tampering has recently come out.
wew laddie
loving this lore

Ohio O'boys

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thoughts on my super liiga?

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This is fascinating, thanks for sharing.
>Boston Novas - went for it in 2016, lost in the third round. Now reluctantly rebuilding after two horrendous trades with Seattle and accusations of xenophobia in management.
also kekked at this

This is the most autistic shit I've seen since that guy on /trb/

>20 day ban for typing nigger
FUCK YOU

Prove it or stfu nigger

atlanta to saskatoon

Would've gone with "Pioneers" if Calgary didn't already have the name. All I know about Ohio is that a ton of astronauts were from there, and so were the Wright brothers before they came down to the based sunbelt.

Uh... Ohio Flyers? Those syllables kind of sound good together. Spaceflight, planes, it kind of works.
I can't come up with much else because I just don't know anything about the state or anything that goes on there. My only other thing to go on would be something German-related because of how many German settlers ended up there, but I can't come up with anything that would make an actual team name.

>New Mexico
"no"

i say it multiple times everyday and have only got warned 1 time.

This is the jannies we're talking about, it's a crapshoot

i got a 3 day one time for saying that irish people are the n words of europe

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wtf is this about, some simulation league?

Forgot the Victoria Leopards who finished just under LA; drafted Mat Bol 1st oa last year and grinded into the 2nd round this year.

Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups
Fuck da jannies

same tho

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what band are you in m8

when are we going to get a new vocaroo for the new ice procentages

how much are you willing to pay

i can make one right now

>tfw you're unironically working on a jersey mock-up for some user's made-up memeleague now
send help

i've made a few

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Has Finland apologized yet?

>subban in net tomorrow against jest
grim lads

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Ohio Aviators? Could make a cool jersey

Say it ain't soooooo

hockey is for everyone

>psst laine, your fortnite stats are plummeting

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>sabres over laffs
>lgbtning over craps
>ducks over jets
>sens over nucks

LVF when

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YOUR LOVE IS A HEARTBREAKER

the canucks will blow another 3rd period lead before winning garys little minigame.

BEVERLY HILLS

>redditeezer
wew

...who is over 6', white, Christian, straight, and lives north of the Mason-Dixon line.

are there other flamingo teams beside forward madison?

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what kind of name is rivers cuomo

Ready for the leafs to unironically lose to the Sabres.

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>91590407
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
How bout you fuck off back there

he's been at it for months, he's not leaving

t. reddit

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Its game day and Laine only played 6 fortnite matches (0 wins btw)
What's going on?

LEAVE LAINE ALONE GOSH

Bout to order some takeout. What kind of food should I get?

*trips in /hoc/*

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thai

Instead of a takeout, go for a stakeout. Send some stakes please.

something good would be nice

Oh man. This game should be litty

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i strongly suspect that brian burke is paying sportsnet to be allowed to talk on their network

The Battle of The Kneelanders™

should i watch the buffalo or toronto feed

He's no worse than the other goobers on the B tier network

for me, it's getting away with a cheeky slewfoot behind the play

For me it's getting my dick sucked by a girl while I post on /hoc/.

Laffs Punjabi feed

often dream about days where little sunbelt and snowbelt boys and girls can get along together

i cant help my feelings
ill go out of my mind
these players come to get me
cause they like my behind

>TRUE PATRIOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
IN ALL OF US COMMAAAAAAND

things that never happened for 500 alex

I think I had a penpal from the sunbelt when I was a kid

Grape is the best flavor of 5 hour.

It's already happening m8. Theres just shitters on both sides too.

I DON'T CARE
I LOVE IT

Hey lads should I go for a not so good looking older woman from tinder? Just want to dip it it you know

I'm sorry that's incorrect. And what was your wager? Oooh, everything. You go down to nothing.

>GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE
KNIGHT!

Might as well, user.

baste

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Your team isnt fucking playing knigger

Holes is holes

I might just be desensitized to stimulants but that stuff doesn't do shit for me

reminder that fucking fat and/or ugly chicks doesn't count

it sucks. you'll get a laine goal on every powerplay imo

Holes a goal m8

Imagine being a Laffs fan

Bless you

based incel

Minnekota could use another team. Fargo, Sioux Falls, Rochester, Duluth. Even a St. Paul, Minneapolis split could work.

Saskatoon or Regina for sure as well.

we are all leafs fans here. this is leafs nation.

>eichel misses wide open net
wew

You don't fuck girls of any attractiveness level

>people actually thought the Sabres were the real deal

and kapanen does the exact same thing in the other end

>u will be

Just make sure you wrap it of course

kek
matthews was looking like a beast out there though

lmfao look at all these fags that can only fuck fat chicks
i feel bad for you

Grand Forks, their arena is nicer than most NHL ones

Kapanen needs some viagra.

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...

Isn't Detroit just a bridge away from Toronto?

>anderson gets run over
>laffers just sit and watch like cowards
gutless. no other team would do that.

Shut up incel

>A Finn scoring
someone tell Laine it's possible

ahahahahaha pathetic

Hello. Does anyone know when Canada last won the Stanley Cup? I’m sure it must have been recent, right? After all, hockey is their sport.

He seems pretty safe on the bench, lad

are the laffs the most soulless team in the nhl?

>will never win a cup

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this is some shit tier bait or incredible pants-on-head retardation

That's a no brainer, but I appreciate your concern

i dont mind going piggin' cuz your mother wasnt that bad at all

Yes, yes you are.

My mother is a lesbian, fat though she may be

Who needs soul when you look this good?

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>only
I never said that nigger. A holes a goal

based user with an absolute bulldyke unit for a mom

tampa

what's he thinking about

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My high school just lost the city finals today

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they are the epitome of nuhl. completely emotionless, "just doing our job", boring, sterile type of hockey.

Imagine if the Avs fucking pull it off and get that wild card slot again.

imagine how sweaty shannons whalewife is right now

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>my stylist told me this looks good!

Based harpooner

the cup he'll never win

he made a huge fucking mistake

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and? subbs is ELITE

is wiping the liquid shit out of their fat sweaty ass crack a goal

Go caps

>Shut down Nathan McKinnon's line
Congrats, you've just won the series

>lose in the first round again but draft Hughes
Based timeline

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The vacation he's going to take in May.

me on the right

Only if you fuck a hobo

wow, these cowards let the rookie get run over. incredible.

>being a fashionlet

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At least he can say he scammed the leafs out of a few million.

nylander is a soft faggot

What's the difference level between NHL, KHL, or swedish/finnish league ?
t. newbie in ice hockey

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jesus fucking christ buffalo D is useless

Bednar will split them up again,
Its been pretty effective.

Guess we will find out in April if we will get 1st or not...

willy looks goofy without his flow

>I'm going to get booed on Long Island and in Toronto

Absolutely HOWLING

Not even an Islesfag but that was the greatest shit I've ever seen

>nhl
league won by american teams
>khl
league won by russian teams
>swedish/finnish league
league won by swedish/finnish teams

notice i didn't mention canadian teams at all

LMAO
>1993
*dabs*

>we

My fast answer: NHL has smaller rinks than everywhere else. It's faster.

Swedish league are the best (bigger ice needs better talent, fastest league)
Finnish league is second (the teams can choose which rink size)
KHL is third, because Russians are best at hockey and where hockey originated
NHL is fourth, tied with the UK leagues. Overrated meme leagues, like Ligue 1 in football.

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Me either but I watched it for a few minutes just for that

nhl
powergap
khl/shl
liiga/ahl
chl/ncaa

where are all the sabres fans? aren't they playing in buffalo?

is there a more boring matchup in the nhl than tor-buf?

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Kek what the hell is he doing in toronto?

Shit taste.

buffalo penlty kill is basically just sit on the puck

>if you had to be traded today, which tea would appeal to you?

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Imagine being buffalos goaler.
Stop 17 shots
Lose for allowing 1 goal

As stupid as this is, I'm proud of it.

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didn't it used to be a good matchup? I remember like 5 years ago it was always a fun watch because it always had good fights/hits but I may be getting dementia or something.

for me, it's orange pekoe

>toronto controlling game
>shots 17-3
buffalo is gonna score first, aren't they?

kek, kinda looks like a benis
the hockeyship is super cool though

Haha wtf is going on in this game?

yeah but the comeback will be insane

*rips bong*
Looks like my dick brah

>LAFFS

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lolle

you called it

yass

>LAFFS

>SP1RKS

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OH NO NO NO

Ohio Flyers cause being in Ohio makes you wanna fly outta there

Toronto and trailing, name a more iconic duo.

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So it's better to start with NHL as a noob to follow the sport ?
And I see that according to wiki, Swiss and german leagues are more followed than Swedish/finnish league. It's just because of bigger population or their leagues are better ? I thought you Nordics were the best :'(

Based wizard

bolts caps

>white
>not "potato farmer white"
you fucked up

i'll be back for the third when the comeback starts

I was going for the rounded / angular style that has been used in a lot of space shuttle flight patches. But yeah, benis.

more followed by what metrics? Dont know about the viewing numbers but swedish/finnish leagues are higher skill level compared to other euro leagues

>36 goals against in march
>2nd most in NHL

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>t*r*nt*
btfo

>start NHL 19 franchise mode
>select Toronto
>trade all good players for detroits bad contracts
>relocate to Miami
>get fired
>hired by Edmonton
>relocate to Salt Lake City
>trade mcdavid and 5 1sts for Daley
>get fired
>hired by Winnipeg
>relocate to Houston
>draft franchise goaltender
>trade him and 6 1sts for Abdul-Kaduur

Well actually it would be easier to start with bigger rinks, but if you have a good telly and resolution, go for what ever you want friend

i think the german hockey league has a large following mainly because of the population of the country.

I like the logo, not sure about the colours but the design is nice

>w-we can outscore our defensive woes!!

Forgot

>gm name: Gary

Followed = attendance.
thx (kviitos ?) for the you's :3

Get a load of this pleb who doesn't have his own fictional league

cant wait until babcock starts shitting all over dubas again

>get muzzin
>gardiner out of line-up
GAA actually goes up

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why is muzzin so shit today?

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>lets tie up more money in offense when we we're decent already up front but have no defense and goaltending

Cooperalls and Jofa helmet masterrace checking in

Just took the blue and the red from the Ohio state flag.
I thought that the blue worked well for a night sky that it looks like the space shuttle is lifting off into, and the red could work together with the orange to evoke the flames from a rocket's thrusters.

Man it's almost like giving up a bunch of goals demoralizes your entire team and you end up not scoring very many goals

I did that once and I only put effort in to making like 3 teams and it wasn't as fun as watching Toronto lose

holtBEAST

cooper gloves and an aluminium stick too

He played his career in the biggest slowest division
East coast game is faster and lighter and not meant for him at all

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It's just Kiitos, but thanks and have a good evening

who's your favourite leaf of all times?

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imagine being Canadian

Dubas should've turned of fog of war it adds nothing to franchise mode and lets shit like this happen

What is Matthew's thinking right now?

>fuck my manthong and socks dont match in color

For me, its leafs legend Tomas Plekanec.

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Sundin

>tampon lgbt

NICE TURTLENECK YOU QUEER

orr

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nazem kadri(pbuh) obviously

>Tomas "turtleneck" Plekanec

I forgot the only word I learnt in Helsinski

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mats

Underrated

No

New Canadian guy in my office is a Flims fan. I'm gonna be fucking merciless whenever they get bounced

You are forgiven. Finlanski is bretty hard.

why dont you discuss hockey with him?

I have/do. He just started the other day.

>t. mohammed

You should prank him.
>pull out lit candle from pocket
>drown it in water in front of
>"Das your team"

And I mean merciless in a good natured way. He seems like a good egg.

>word kiitos is hard
jfc have some pride

flim flams and yotes are the only pacific teams it's acceptable to root for Tbh

>says my welcoming neighbor from the west
what is your point?

Are hockey players red pilled and celebrating Christchurch ?

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Hehe nice

based burkie coming down to shit on zoomershits trying to inject "fun" into the game

>Shoot at gloves
>Gloves smell
>Muslims smell
>Gloves are a symbol for Muslims
Nice

/pol/ or /spa/ which does hoc hate more?

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t. faggot

Just tell him it never crossed the line

pk suburban would make a great colour guy

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Mia posters

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>Remember, lads. Subscribe to Pewdiepie.
>*puts a whole mag into /cric/*

/hoc/ hates non whites and faggots the most.

>suburban
subban

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sharks fan detected

nobody cares

Sportsnet reads /hoc/ confirmed

Because away games are like home games because of da tourists

if you want more mia just ask i have tons

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A sport can't be considered legitimate in the US unless you have your based shuck n jive negroes

>caring about what boomers who vote on these tv polls think

lol fuck holtby

>this cope
oh no no no no no no

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i had sex with your wife

Reddit

Reddit

this game needs a fight

did somebody say comeback

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If you get accused of being reddit, you know the accuser is from reddit. That's a FACT

AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY

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t. reddit

Reddit

Easton aluminum stick. You would get so much pussy if you had one of those.

>i want violence in my sport

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upvoting this for truth

t. reddit

Basically this Most Swedish cities that have a SHL team has a population of less than 100 000.

Boomer who played goalie so I liked Felix Potvin. Also Dougie Gilmour.

if somebody responds >obsessed or >rentfree you know that person has been btfo and has no rebuttal. thats a FACT.

Germany has a huge live following basically in every sport. It's a true sport country.

*wheels into thread*
you're all nerds.
*wheels away*

AUSTIN BUSTTHEWS

But that's not banter that's just fact

this pic would be much better with a yotes jersey

>*shunpo
>*SHARINGAN
>omaeva moo
>shindeiru
>*WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Eating beef jerky lads

They're in the genocide HOF for sure

Wilson is a hack.

*****slewfoots you*****

>YYZ
Based DJ

neil peart is a tad overrated tbqhwy

>ooohhhhh, Dougie Gilmour... good Tronna boi I tell ya....

******gives you a big wet kiss on live tv******

Tom Wilson is worse than any nigger I've ever met

Reminder, if you hate tom wilson you are either:
1. a low test beta male
2. an immigrant
3. a SEETHING pens fan

rush sucks ass

>tom wilson was a first round pick

t.nigger

They're more than 82 million people. That helps.

yfw all 3

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Who the fuck is Tom Wilson

basically this is correct and nobody can dispute it.

you'd think losing the big wars would limit their population

Eat shit zoomer

>busthews

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Rush is the only thing in Canada that isn't gay or Chinese.

Seems fair to me.
>can score
>can heem
>makes everyone mad

Reddit

Maple Lorfs versus Buffalo must be the comfiest game in hockey history

also, doesn't it seem as if Maple Leafs are playing every night?

leafs worst nightmare

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lmao is there really a craps faggot itt rn?

AND THE MEEK SHALL INHEEEERIIIIT THE EAAAAAAAAAAAARTH

hemispheres>moving pictures>2112>roll the bones>fly by night

>t-t-tavares is a superstar!!!

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That was an NHLPA poll you meathead

delet dis

jew boy getting tossed around

FLY BY NIGHT AWAAAAY FROM HERE
CHANGE MY LIFE AGAIIIN
FLY BY NIGHT, GOODBYE FAT CHICK
MY SHIP ISN'T COMING AND I JUST CAN'T PRETEND

>my very presence on an anonymous image board makes him seethe

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They had to get rid of Smith-Pelley. They already had Wilson and you don't want too many of that type on your roster.

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*misses the playoffs next year*
*drops to last*

that was definitely a throw with the hand

Stop, you're just proving how much of an embarrassment you are.

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>”””””””generational talent”””””””
>first 40 goal season in 10 year career
fucking hell

WHERE'S YOUR JAMMIES

damn look at those torontistan fans

>connor mcdavid
>generational

It was actually a blanket.

do buffalo games take cad?

go wings

>holtby
>craps
>nignog wilson
LMAO

>when your factory has extra tickets

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Your very presence anywhere is problematic, so you should solve this in the oft suggested manner.

He was wearing jammies idiot

>sunbelters booing obvious penalties
wew

there are still factories in the western world?

unbothered

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Me on the right

based retard

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redditals absolutely seething

>holt2y

>workplace gives out tickets to away games

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Whats for dinner, lads?

what a freak goal

That's what the Isles fans were chanting, unbased retard

there's #41 boys

had a cheddar jalapeno cheesesteak

absolute elite talent from tavares to get that in

I had loadza gyro and schnitzels, now I', downing an ice cold Kaiser

>le tap it in man

shoulda been willy's goal

I can't even bring myself to /r/hockey right now. Can only imagine the screaming hot takes calling for Ov's head for such a non issue.

That screamed like a dive.

e- Ah yes, loving this feeling of getting fucked by the officiating/bolts PP. Hello darkness, my old friend.

CORRECTLY RATED!!

41 and counting.

stay cope faggots.

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what a dirty goal

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Roast beef

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Those guys probably work at gas stations on the border

>He was wearing jammies idiot

You know you can be a fan of a team in a different city than where you live, right? You absolute mong

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Are you just assuming he's naked for masturbatory purposes?

can we talk about old boy's hat though.

based blue collar americana, I bet they encounter all sorts of cosmic horrors

Beef jerky and a gimlet but the gimlet is no good, but the gin is great so gotta switch it up after

welp, you can kiss the repeat goodbye

threepeat incoming

>holt3y

>that plane from Phantom Menace

how old is Tavares????????

Which would be more embarrassing, losing a playoff series to Ohio or being the >laffs?

>Holt3y

What brand of jerky

24

Finna hack a dart I thingk

>it was 1-0

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What you're not hungry for some prime beef?

It's like you want me to post it

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Ready for the playoffs already, lads.
Sick of meaningless games.

youtube.com/watch?v=0UPv4Bh0bxk

let's get some proper swedish in the chat

how bad is winnipeg gonna beat the ducks?

i slept naked at that age
regardless, there are no pyjamas to be seen in the photograph so "pyjama boy" is a bit of a misnomer

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Why hasn't the meme slapper scored yet?

will Liane score?

inb4 ducks meme out a win

are you serious??

he didnt get his pregame fortnite in. hes probably going to have trouble focusing.

i sleep naked all the time when i'm at home.

Bet on the ducks tonight. I've got a special feeling.

Pls no but I do member 2015

ducks will win

where did plainjane go?

I'm all bout dat SPOORTA OPPOSER

no, he's 42 actually

So I guess the circle meme is dead by a score of 5 to 8.

>cernak scared of wilson
kek

>laffs giving up a last minute go ahead goal again
>meaningless
bruh...

Tom Wilson just slapped a guy twice in the back of the head with his stick. Sorry but that guys a faggot, period.

How long until he does a fortnite dance after a goal?

your mom sleeps naked when I'm at her home

>Leafs collapsing as the playoffs approach
I think I've read this one before

hedman fighting wilson would be nice

cernak should have fucking dropped them you fucking faggot.

he is degenerational talent

mmmmmm, wilson. a "tough guy" of the zoomer generation.

>he wouldn't fight me
>so acting like a total douchebag is ok
wew

Because too many games in the season. Ridiculous. They should play on Sundays like the NHL. Then every game will be a bloodshed.

why do lightning """fans""""""' cry about everything so much?

>u will b

SCAAAARRRRR
>Oshie

Most of the Avs and Pedosota votes are probably just memeing

Nice home game ya got there dabres

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What a fucking meme game

>2 goals going in from skate
>one bouncing in front of the net from eichels skate
shiiet

based oshie

Dude you just burned the shit out of that another finn lmao

typical retarded craps fan

lmao retard trannies

Kppannen fought again

wouldve liked to see dahlin vs kapanen

underrated

>gets hit with a stick in the back of the head
>refs do nothing
>does nothing
coward

Based Kappy floor dunking Dameme.

anybody got anything to say about the leafs tonight? didnt think so, cowards.

Just woke up from a year long coma, lads. Excited for another deep playoff run from the ducks!

Based

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I

CAN'T

BREATHE

Happy birthday, @JustinFaulk27!

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>hol4by

>when the special needs home has extra tickets

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Reddit

>cr4ps

lmao faggitals getting beatdown

they even let one of em on the ice

maybe they're sad for >laffs, who are about to get swept again

It's a @brettpesce22 #WallpaperWednesday!

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based

JUST BLEEEEEEEEED

i sincerely hope tom wilson takes someone out tonight

just one?

yeah he should dive head first into the boards

>start fights
>get ass whooped in multiple scraps
How embarrassing. What is it about being in the vicinity of Maryland that turns people into weakling vaginas?

I sincerely hope you fuck off tonight

>the bolts won't win the stan l-

Thinking about Jordan Eberle's message, lads

He will break Stamkos tonight.

NYLANDER SCORED

But not Willhelm

THE BETTER NYLANDER

Imagine thinking goons still have a place in the NHL

...

here comes the toronto 2 goal lead 3rd period collapse

>Willhelm

Calling it an early one, lads.
Good night. See you all tomorrow.

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Oh cool they'll lose to the Bolts in 5 instead of 4 then

lol @ you if you’re team isn’t leading their division

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Goodnight lad

THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM 7 MILLION

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Coward

>Tom Wilson is just a goon
trannies out

i don't have a team checkmate nigger

Fuck off

Yes, Willhelm, William is an english version

gnite little caniac

If you act like a goon, you're a fucking goon, and in Wilson's case, also a nigger

maybe in greece

New thread better fucking be high effort, with news, and schedule and OC image not containing anime, nude grils, clipart or food.

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t. fan of team that won't make it past the second round

what if the guy is skilled, but from time to tiem act like a goon?

stay mad faggot

no, everywhere you uneducated fuck

Just like Auston isn't a real name, Austin however is a word

How can a swede be named William, do you realise you are admitting your country is obsessed with u.s.a.?

>86

just make a new fucking thread now before grease gets any worse

MAKE A NEW THREAD OR I'LL FUCKING SAY IT

just took a stinky ovechkin, lads

>500 replies / 76 posters
nice general you have here

...

there's 19 people posting on my ip

t. seething craps

*sneaks into his bedroom*
WAKE UUUUUP STAND UUUUP
hahahahahah
just kidding
go back to bed

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where is this from?

Doesnt he have a wife?

>anybody got anything to say about the leafs tonight?
nothin' except we're another day closer to >laffs elimination day

Would anyone be sad if tom Wilson broke his neck

so you live in Maryland huh?

No but I drove thru and that's the impression I got, as well as anything broadcast there.

i have a feeling buffalo will tie.

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you dingus' know we're in the new bread yeah?

>plus no fag stuff, no canes, no sunbelt nonsense, no ice faggotry, in other words everybody in here should fuck off