/hoc/

Poulin>Knight

>t. pedosotan

>go knights
wew

Stecklein>Knight>Poulin

>sabers
>bolts
>bucks
>jets

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First thread best thread

Does that mean China is confirmed snowbelt?

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>be knights
>make other teams and their nigger fans seethe due to being elite at every possible thing on/off the ice
>top five best ice as voted by the players
>overwhelmingly voted by players as the best atmosphere at t-mobile arena
>patches/stastny/stone line quickly becoming the best line in hockey
get fucked jealous losers LMAO

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How many cups?

t.

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For me it's chicken tikka masala with rice

>she didnt even go first overall
is kelsey koezler the nail yakupov of womens hockey?

Why is she smiling /hoc/?

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>bragging while having no cups
Lmao, nice loser mentality

is this a self portrait?

Vegas knights won the stanley cup last year in my headcanon.

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only Minnesota, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Quebec, Ontario, and Alberta are allowed to post in /hoc/

Because she knows that at least she’s not a pedosota mild fan

She's just delighted by every second of the day living in the sunbelt.

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stay jealous nigger cuplets
based

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How can sunbelters be so fucking dumb?

>worst teams
>most unlikable fanbase
>worst states/provinces
>ugliest people
>worst stadiums
Lmao okay fag

btw China doesnt count because it's just a mercenary team funded by the communists so the Chinese don't get embarrassed at the Beijing Winter Olympics

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

>calls us cuplets
>his team has no cups
Lol

And how many Stan Lee’s do you have?

gonna need a source on that bud

closer than you'll ever be cuplet pussy

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Her panties must be soaked

t. Pedosotan
Kys yourself shitbird, you’re not welcome here

what are you gonna do

lmao
canada has made the SCF multiple times in those 25years fellow cuplet
unlike the vegass team they pushed to a game 7 as well
not just bowing out after game 5

Report you to the police for child momestation.

>tfw no three game series between the Isobel Cup and Clarkson Cup winners

>never even in contention for winning the cup
>thinks he got closer than canada in 25 years
ZERO (0) CUP FRANCHISE

>91586179
>91586182
>91586209
t. more jealous cuplet niggers

by the way retards, thanks for all the free (You)s
i'm dabbing on you morons like my team dabs on the league

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Sharks fan here, thinking about buying a Hurricanes jersey on ebay

Who, the mild? Yeah

>translation:
>double down on stale memes because you can't think of any good bantz
I'm shaking in my skates

@91586223
>""""dabs"""" on the league
>by losing in 5 games
top kek

Go leafs GO

Howard got 1 year extension with Red Wings, 5,1AAV (1,0M playoff bonuses)

>no cups
>second youngest team in the league
>”state of hockey”

cry more twenty-six (26) year, and probably longer, abject failure

imagine regressing after your first season in the league
hopefully >your franchise isnt guilty of this user

btw Whitecaps are the first team to win both the Clarkson (2010) and Isobel (2019) Cups

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First round exit incoming cos you missed them trips

The pedosota mild are the ONLY team in the league that has a losing record AT HOME

t. fellow cuplet

>be canadian nhl team
>be bad at hockey for almost three decades
>be brand new sunbelt franchise
>dab on the league two years in a row
wew lads

>no cups
imagine just going out and lying on the internet. Sad!

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No one cares about your kiddy diddling fantasies, fag

not in this argument, but definitely think the VGK will at least be in WCF

based

>dab on the league
>by losing in the first round
???

>dab on the league by losing
KEK

>he doesn't like women
you gay or something?

hope you're not a sharks fan lmao

The Sharks have played Vegas 13 total times, including playoffs. They have won 4 of those games and Jones has been pulled in 5 of them. Vegas is absolutely in their heads and Peter DeBoer is at the forefront of it.

t. cuplet for decades

they gotta cement their reputation as the blues 2.0

So are you saying that Vegas Hasn’t lost in the first round twice in a row?

>t. cuplet for decades
still better than being an eternal cuplet :)

@91586271
Imaging being such a shit franchise you parade a literal woman’s championship lmao

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twitter.com/PsychoSmoke/status/1108154028221968384

Business idea: ban ca**dians from /hoc/ for shitposting

>he likes underage girls

91586321
the sunbelt is strong in this one

cope
t. pic

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Finns first
Canada and USA have an automatic right to post in /hoc/
Finns must prove their worth or be relegated

*girls championship

>just another day on /hoc/

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>y-your just coping that vegas has ZERO cups
kekekekekekekek

Hot take: women are gay, dykepuck is gay

youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs
Should change the goal song to this for all wild games

if you dont enjoy it, why do you come back everyday?
stockholm syndrome?

your team has literally never been as far as a first year team
stop embarrassing yourself

Only Europeans allowed on /hoc/ are Germans

hot take: you like penis in your anus

Fuck no, I hate Sweden.

you're right >my team was not the first place loser in their inaugural season
notice how im not bragging about >their """"""success""""" like a retard

image is funny and true, is why i keep coming here

LUV YA, /HOC/

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>be american teams
>be shitty forever
>draft all of our good players
>?????
>profit

Hello, what NHL team should I support

t. incel virgin

NOT the vegas golden knights. They have all the bandwagoners in the world

because your team has never known any inkling of success.
which was the point from the beginning.
stay mad, we'll stay winning.

The Los Angeles Golden Sharks of Anaheim

can we all just get along?

Vegas Golden Knights
I, myself, am a life long fan

t. homosexual

Ottawa Senators

>he thinks im a jetsfag
naw bro, >my team latest SCF placed them in a game 7 loss
further than vegass could even dream of

t. dicklet unable to satisfy a woman

I wish.
But probably not.

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"no"

usa vs sweden currently in the curling

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>my team latest SCF placed them in a game 7 loss

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Markham Thunder

I'll rather watch swimsuit and bikini hauls on youtube

>those tattoos
>on a curler
Dropped

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yep joined my alberta bros in being game 7 losers in the 21st century
how is vegas better than >us again?

t. cuplet whose window has closed, while ours is wide open

once again, stop embarrassingly crying, and don't @ me again. can't wait to dab on you and relentlessly bully you when johnny faglet gets btfo by big vegas bulls in the second round.

who cares
USA already beat Sweden, gg no re

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based thanks lad

>t. cuplet whose window has closed, while ours is wide open
wide open for you to lose yet again LMAO
want to talk about embarrassment? stop bragging about cups you'll never win

I'll post anyways lmao

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women curling > men curling if I am being honest

GO LEAFS GO

what an embarrassing franchise

nice OC

What team should I make a pepe for?

SNAAAAAAAKE

Sharks

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13 cups

>retarded austistic canadian cowboy larping FAGGOT who has been btfo repeatedly is still responding

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is tavares autistic?

JT is an absolute chad for not flinching
the rest of those pussys on that bench will never understand what that means

>I said he was BTFO so it must be true, I am the final authority on this
Shut the fuck up you faggot

>needed the easiest fucking path to the finals for an expansion team only to get BTFO by ovi

Lmao

oh but somehow its different for hockey

imagine seething so much, proving my exact point

>retarded austistic american gambler larping FAGGOT who has been btfo repeatedly is still responding

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>those Homan eyes
Too bad she fucking choked

>cowboy larping
I think he implied that he was a fan of Edmonton, not Calgary.

all fucking anglos must fucking hang

his smile and optimism: ded

I agree
Scandinavian 4 life

>I said he was BTFO so it must be true, I am the final authority on this
tbf I see Canadian posters do this fucking constantly

Myself personally, I’ve never won a cup

t. jealous cuplet. stay mad and cucked by the new kid loser.
no retard. his team is cupless and lost in game 7. that's calGAYry

>tbf I see Canadian posters do this fucking constantly
got some examples?
always hear americans spout this line but never see it for myself

BTFO

Leafs are notorious for trying to dish it out then not being able to take it

obviously cupless in his lifetime, not counting 89

>calgary is cupless
vegas fans confirming why they are the most casual in the league

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nice try lad

>cupless
leave and never come back you bowl of fuck

this damage control

>Canadians are yelling at each other again

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nice try
stay mad perennial losers!

>no retard. his team is cupless and lost in game 7. that's calGAYry
No, retard.
Neither is cupless, both teams have at least one cup in the past. And both lost in game 7 the last time that they were in the finals; Calgary in 2004, and Edmonton in 2006.
And when said
>joined my alberta bros in being game 7 losers in the 21st century
that implies that another Albertan team had already done that before >his team "joined" them by doing the same thing. Thus, Edmonton.

I don't get how this is that difficult to follow.

/myteam/ is still the best expansion team ever. Don’t @ me until you have 4 straight stanlees and 19 consecutive playoff series victories

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why is bracketcuck graying out teams that arent mathematically eliminated from the ploffs yet?

idk the last time I argued with burger here he started crying that I was from quebec and was trying to steal his team
pretty sad desu

>I don't get how this is that difficult to follow.
your sleuthing abilities are shit

He probably has some reasonable cutoff for teams below a certain percentage for playoff odds that you could just look at the schedule and know that they aren't making it up.

>Le current NHL players name off the one person whose name they recognize from reading the paper.

Hilary Knight isnt even the best player on her line let alone her own team or her own league. The best players ignoring for total points but just pure impact on a game are.

CWHL:

Marie Philip Poulin
Rebecca Johnston
Brianna Decker
Sarah Nurse
Natalie Spooner
Victoria Bach
Laura Stacey

I could keep going for a few more but I am losing valuable coffee time. I'll give Hilary Knight credit, the last month or so, she looks like she has finally turned a corner but throughout the whole season she was largely invisible. Not my definition of a superstar

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who?

ie hes a gigantic faggot for assuming things
nothing new

legitimately can never understand what you guys seethe about so much

It's not "sleuthing," it's "being able to follow along with a conversation in English."
Jesus, dude.

ah so you admit your reading comprehension is shit

It's a general statement m8. There are going to be some exceptions. Are you flams bro?

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everything has to have an us vs them or me vs you narrative now. its easier to divide and control the brainlets that way.

... do you think I'm someone else?

nope, never assumed anything about you nigger

No u

Because they aren't going to make it. Mathematical chance isnt actually a chance.
If one grayed out team actually makes playoffs...I will chug a full tall glass of straight whiskey in one go and post the video here

/hoc/ meetup when?

Just now considering the possibility that /hoc/ is full of bad-faith actors who purposely pretend to misunderstand things in order to derail as many conversations as possible.

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o so you are just assuming like that user said

barys more like emBARYSing

I'm bringing a gun.

Never said I wasnt. But it's a pretty safe bet.

I would agree that Lee Stecklein is very good but I think she could be better if they had Megan Keller who is also a tall skilled defender. Megan was selected by Buffalo in 2018. The NWHL draft is not set in stone though so Megan Keller could choose to sign with the Whitecaps you never know. 2 above 5'11" 150-170lbs towers on the blueline.

rate my oc. minute in GNU Image manipulation program

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you are just now considering that people >pretend to be retarded just for (you)s?

>they are just pretending to be retarded
t. Retard

How appropriate

Hockey Reference has Vancouver, just as a random example, at a 0.9% chance to make the playoffs.
I think it's safe to write them off at this point. Even though they could maybe possibly make it in if they win every game from now on and three or four teams ahead of them all magically shit the bed... we know that's not going to happen.

This Sunday in Toronto at the Coca-Cola Coliseum at 12

what else is Yea Forums even for

>winter classic in the sunbelt

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>I think it's safe to write them off at this point.
only a fool would do such a thing with its /ouryear/

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I don't see any appeal in doing it myself, so I guess it's hard for me to imagine other people enjoying something like that.

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hoc is especially cancerous today

must be canadian teams getting exposed -season already

merge the leagues now

First I was disapointed that they renamed the arena, until I found out that Ricoh is some japanese company and the arena wasn't actually named after an Italian named Rico.

>I don't see any appeal in doing it myself
so when you write retarded things, you arent pretending?

tbf, MoneyPuck says that they can take their odds from 0.91% all the way up to 1.52% if they win their next game in regulation.

I find the patter usually goes
>1 person doesnt genuinely understand something
>rather than get an answer people get mad
>more people pretend to not know to make fun of those people and harvest (you)s
>mad
>at X
Memes

if they win tonight against the snes they will only be 4 points out of a ploff spot with 8 games to go. they still have games against the kongs and cucks too. considering how shit the pacific has been, that 4 point gap isnt really that big. not saying they will make the ploffs, but they are still a few games away from being mathematically eliminated.

I never write anything retarded.
Good of you to finally find that comma key, though. Try to look for the apostrophe key next. It's not too far away.

did you write this?

Yes

For me, it's giving earnest answers to questions that people ask on /hoc/.

>Good of you to finally find that comma key, though. Try to look for the apostrophe key next. It's not too far away.
why do you reject Yea Forums culture?

thinking about having a meatloaf sandwich and some Kraft Dinner lads
>but I'm all out of Kraft Dinner

>someone else with the same flag answers
Cheeky.

Good lad desu

that was a retarded post.

its ok user, there was no punctuation so i knew it wasnt you :)

i tried that before but sunbelt retards eroded my generosity.

For me it's yearning for the days when Yea Forums wasn't 99% soccer threads and respectable tripfags such as myself fostered and facilitated serious and intelligent hockey debates.

*It's

that's racist

appropriate for the team right?

who are you going to vote for the hobey baker?

hobeybaker.com/vote

Basically due to the amount of straight stupidity and negativity that encompasses all of Yea Forums, I have decided to stop participating in that community. Unfortunately that also includes this hockey pool. It's not so much a /hoc/ issue as much as it is the fact that the general attitude of the site no longer appeals to me, there is simply too much negativity flowing across the website, too many people with too much time on their hands with nothing of value to say, and just too many stupid stupid threads and posts that I am sick of seeing day after day. The longer I stayed, the more that stupidity and negativity started to creep into my own posts. It's no longer fun, which is a sure fire sign that it is time to leave. I'm aware I wasn't always the most positive poster either, but I did enjoy talking to the majority of you at one point or another.

If you see anybody posting from this point forward with the name 36 Chambers !!6sfx1Ikc65d, it is not me. The password is ##newyorknewyork for anybody that gives a shit.

Bye.

Apprpriate for a finnish post

SHANT be replying to that

cya tomorrow

yeah agreed he is never going to learn

Did /hoc/ have a pool this year?

/hoc/ can only get their shit together for playoff brackets
even then its a piss poor effort

Fyi nothing i said was wrong. I went on several other rants that predicted exactly how poor the level of discourse on /hoc/ has become, as far back as 2013. Everything I said came true.

Subban going to pick cotton in Dallas next year.

t*****g genocide when?

well you did promise to leave and never return
so you were wrong on that front

I think he'd rather go to a winning team

And here you are again, like a bad case of herpes.

stay scared m8

>implying you can ever leave
Rookie mistake on your part desu

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>based: /hoc/
>cringe: /cric/
simple as

its ok bro, for what its worth you were one of the better trips of that era

take that as you will

can the regular season just be over with already so I can make my playoffs bracket?
82 games is too many

how do i use a tripcode

regards,
pekka from kuusamo

Zoomer fucking finns

When you put your name in the name field enter ## then a password you'll remember.

Example:
Tripfag##pasword

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"How do I use a "tripcode"?
Tripcodes can help verify a user's identity to others, and are a type of pseudo-registration. To use a normal tripcode, place a hash mark ("#") followed by a word or short phrase after what you've entered into the [Name] field (ex. "User#password"). Upon submission, the server will generate the hash unique to that particular word or phrase. The previous example would display "User !ozOtJW9BFA" after being posted.

Important note: A tripcode is generated only using the text entered after the hash mark. Your entered name, IP address, cookie information, etc. do not affect the output. Normal tripcodes are not secure, and can be cracked with relative ease. For a more secure solution, see secure tripcodes.

What is a "secure tripcode"?
A secure tripcode can be generated by placing two hash marks in the [Name] field, as opposed to one as with a normal tripcode (ex. "User##password"). Secure tripcodes use a secret key file on the server to help obscure their password. The previous example would display "User !!rEkSWzi2+mz" after being posted."
from
>4channel.org/faq#trip

Tie noose
Put around neck
???
Profit

thank you for your replies, but im afraid i still do not quite understand.

conflexed,
pekka

2>3>

you also have to be a faggot for it to work

GOT EM

Zoomer fuck finns

try typing benis#bigbenis in the name field of the reply window and find out what the results are

reminder that ep40 will dumpster snes tonight after the pressure of beating the rookie record is no longer

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my hatred for carolina is immeasurable

its gameday and laine still hasnt played any fortnite. is he ok??

he is just like us!

spooky
petey is overdue for sum goals

He's testing apex legends season 1

box or ps? nickname?

the last time the day played out like this he scored

Hey Pettersson stay right there

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Hello anyone wanna discuss hokkei

fortnitetracker.com/profile/psn/Nalle_Puh29/matches

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for me it's posting in honor of our lost friends

barys killed a guy today
I didn't see the hit but the guy went out on a stretcher
barys still lost

Why isn't Pierre Turgeon in the hall of fame?

He wasn't exactly wrong tho

Why did almost every team ditch their rad jersey colors from the '90s?

its a hall of fame, not a hall of very good.

Nah

You know I have never seen a Finn use a trip

500 goals should be automatic entry

This. Same as the ASG, it's a popularity contest

They put Eric Lindros in because he had the most concussions. That's not really fair.

Why are the mild so trash? Whose kids did they diddle to curse them to endless pain and suffering?

there's one ski jump trippy fag as far as I've seen

FINLAND I BANISH THEE

Wow why aren’t the capitals trolling blumpft epic style? This is a sad day for hockey

t. /hoc/ warlock

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there's a maniac on the loose

Why don't they visit in the summer right after they win, rather than nearly a year later right before the playoffs start

Because his daughter died in a car accident

how to use a trip lads

it took a few years for him to get voted in didnt it? like he had to wait for a weaker induction year to finally get in, didnt he?

>pieree

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>hating the based and redpilled canes
cringe

how new are you? what about pro scout

>dont even know basic rules to the game
>redpilled

So do you guys really hate the circle? Even for playoffs?

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Danke für deine Unterstützung, Freund.

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I just hate you lol

The playoffs last too fucking long. They should be single elimination. Only the Cup should be a series

That I couldn't care less about lmao

t. maple leaf fan on a road trip

cringe and CTEballpilled

>knights/capitals rematch in round 2
Nice.

Just go progressive
>round 1 3 games
>round 2 5
>CF 3 7
>SCF glorious 9 game series

but you replied :^)

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Because I do want you to answer the original question

It should all be done in an excel spreadsheet.
No pictures or team logos at all, only text.

>In a recent interview, Dahlin was asked if he were to be traded, which team would appeal to him?
>"I want to stay in Bufallo but I'll answer it it like this: anywhere but Toronto"

Must be a teal shit team if you’re getting rejected by this dude

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t. Autistic and can’t visually comprehend images and text at the same time

gray on gray looks awful desu

Holy shit he’s ugly

the absolute state of the morple queefs

Text gets confusing for alot of people but I could do both and get double for the pleasure for my autism. Thank you kindly for your input. You can go back to "hating me" :^)))
But what about the circle vs square

sharks are not bad desu

>the state of the stay scared m8s

based

youtube.com/watch?=3&v=Aq-jm8zVSzM#t=15m16s
put on subtitles

wtf i love dahlin now

Isn't megan keller that blind deaf bitch?

post frauds

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Kein Problem und kontrolliert

Elvis is in the building

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It's actually the hall of "he was a leaf so he gets in" there is no basis for the inclusion of Lanny McDonald or Daryll Sittler beyond the fact they both played for the leafs. Darryl Sitters alltime ppg is lower than Zigmund Palffy, Pierre Turgeon and Alex Mogilny. His linemate Lanny never won any major trophy's and in an era where players were getting 100+ points every year, he never once broke the 100 point barrier. Both players should be celebrated by their fanbase but dont tell me they belong among names like Orr, Howe, Gretzky or Lemieux

Holy shit lmao i thought it was only meme

>have a retarded nigger tier bandwagon fanbase
>have an annoying zoomer faggot team Twitter account that tweets like a teenager girl
>whole franchise is a Gary babby that had a ridiculous advantage in the expansion draft
>y-you're jealous!!
Kill yourself, your team is fucking shit and they'll get swept in 6 in the first series in the playoffs. Have fun in cap hell in 2 years you fucking bitch.

lmao
I thought user was joking

>it’s real

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Hey guys
Elvis is on his way
The jackets are about to have the best goalie core with that veini and Elvis
>the jackets traded away their future
eliteprospects.com/team/58/columbus-blue-jackets/in-the-system

Its obviously a false flagger m8, just ignore and move on.

>His linemate Lanny never won any major trophy's
Didn't Lanny captain a cup winning team?

Shut the fuck up ted nobody cares about your ass-tier goalie prospect. enjoy losing bobrovsky for nothing

That explains it, he's got wizard powers

>muh intangibles

turgeon wasnt exactly a gamebreaking player. hes like an eberle or skinner of that generation.

>ass tier goalie prospect
Elvis is the second coming of god

>zoomer faggot team Twitter account that tweets like a teenager girl
I really dislike the Avs twitter account for this. And because they tweet like that, most of their replies are from actual teenage girls

Reminder that doug gilmour is a pedophile.

based

>5’7” manlet
>demolishing the WHL
BASED

reminder that Gil Dougmour isn't a real person and I just made him up

Who craves more attention, Ted or Randy?

Samuel

Today I remind them

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whoa
big if true

i like it. looks good m8

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they are going to make that nigger pick cotton?

That logo's going to get made into a commemorative belt buckle, isn't it?

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Gimme a sec I'm making the alternative and will allow the opinions to flow once done

sorry sharks fan, we're gonna sweep you in 4 this time. get ready to see jones pulled in every game, like he has against us five (5) times already against >us.

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>us
where you from m8

>DSP has 10 points in 10 AHL games

Why did nobody claim this nigger?

if you want an idea of how much of a gap there is between ahl and nhl goaltending remember that garret sparks was the ahl goalie of the year last year. look how every nhl game he starts now is almost a disaster. no rookie tendie is going to come in an directly replace bobrovsky, even with bobrovsky declining like he is.

Because he showed up to training camp 30 lbs overweight.

32 years born and raised in vegas pussy

proof

>chink frontline

>/hoclock/

Not him but why would anyone lie about that?

pretty large segment of americans enjoy false flag shitposting for some reason

>32
>still into anime
Please step in front of a bus

But muh playoff performance. Which other contender wouldn't have liked him on their 4th line/13th forward?

>vegas pussy

Grim

who the fuck would look at a degenerate drug fueled shithole like vegas and think to themselves "what a great place to raise a family"

well most teams have standards they expect their players to meet. if he isnt meeting those standards (like staying fit in the offseason) then they cant just give him special treatment.

circle looks aight

Nobody
Great city if you’re single or married without children.

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Let’s go Wild!

THAR SHE BLOWS

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I’d let her fuck me

and the crowd goes mild

Is this natty?

Mild salsa is better than hot salsa

yes, all natty

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gayest thing i ever read

to each their own, but thats gonna be a shant from me

I just read your comment, so I’ve seen gayer

damn, looks better clothed
still would though

got a beer league game tonight boys. only a few games left in the season.

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imagine not being from the greatest hockey city in the world

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Soon to be fired after >laffs get swept.

Will wind up in Edmonton.

come down to cheyenne and nellis so I can beat your ass for being a faggot

you can drive?

>covering his height

manlet detected

surprised your nursing home has internet grampa

>niggertown
that makes a lot of sense that you'd live there pussy
i'm only 5'9" m8 desu

you now remember patrik laine

5'9"
ahahahahhahahahahahaha
a weeb and a manlet

Don't forget a pussy who won't drop gloves.

at least he isnt a dangerous incel

Good for you. Score one for us or prevent one from being scored. Both are important

>5'9"
>Vegass
>58

>admitting you're from a sunbelt shithole
grim

that's quite exactly what he is though, total creep

>t. doug from duluth

>snowniggers seething that vegas ice is better than 26 other rinks

>boomer manlet
yikes

make way for a real chad

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factually false
now make sure pettersson doesnt shoot up a mosque

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wow I didn't know finns are the whores of mankind

source: unl.edu/rhames/courses/current/readings/Schmitt-ocr.pdf

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pretty sure you're a creep too

>albortion
gross

You have 0 muscle mass

stop projecting you incel

most likely hes brown as well

you look like a hipster

>193cm
>68kg

How fuckin skinny are you?

stop creeping

>operators license
>only qualified to """"operate"""" a car
albortions are always larping

nice signature

its also a license to operate your moms turd factory

wtf i'm vacationing in finland now

u spend 30% of ur life in a sauna things are bound to get frisky

bro you larp so hard you made your arena look like a saddle

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sweden defeated usa in curling.

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enjoy that pink eye

dahlin is ahit

Imagine being a manlet weeb from vegas who has never even skated.

you do have hockey talk going on in the background now, right? do you prefer >your teams sportsnet or tsn radio?

no I'm tim from two harbors

boooo

>never had a gf
>is elite as fuck
Not a coincidence tbqhwyf

>6'3"
>149 pounds
lol people snicker at you behind your back when you're oot in public

Only GOOD teams playing tonight

imagine how his powers will grow once he starts laying some pipe

usa was doing really well too. last shot was the worst and the one that sealed it.

based

Also, I'd hassel her borg if you know what I mean

see
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Pettersson
>swedish stud
>ignores thots to focus on doing what he loves
>generational

Laine
>finnish freak
>video game addict
>has had a gf and is a total bust

>hes never stepped onto the pebbled ice
yikes almost as embarrassing as being a skatelet

>rags
as always fuck /cric/

I'd peel her blocker

she's a lot of fun to watch. a ton of energy and elite.

Is that your boyfriend upper left?

pretty much only watching curling at the olympics tbf, so I don't know that much about it

What game should I watch today?
Bolts and Craps
or Sabres and Laffs?

t. broons fan

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>fritz called up instead of ho sang
Do they ever fucking learn?

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what the FUCK /hoc/ you told me these things were healthy for me????

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watch leafs embarrass themselves

kill la kill you are self

sparks starting tonight so you know they are going to get btfo

Sold. Thanks bros.

Honestly whoever gets to play the islanders is guaranteed a second round appearance at this point.

Message to all laffs fans. You can have back your favourite goalie James Reimer, for FREE.

everything in moderation

based luo is all the goaler that the kitties need

Tbh we aren’t supposed to be here but I’ll take any series so long as it’s competitive. Islanders just need to get back into that good form back a couple of games ago, but it doesn’t help when people are getting injured and games like yesterday happen

last year I would've agreed with you

im wet

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

Which game should I bet on

>mainly SHIT teams today
oh well, at least my leafs are in action

imagine thinking you’re funny

bet the farm on all of them
t. Futurebro

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>binlan considered the happiest country in the world in 2019
hmmm

They've predictably collapsed, like all shit possession teams before them.

im wet boys

can NOT confirm

Hal Gill has a cup.

>collapsed

I doubt that but okay laffers fan

Aki Berg.

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1993

>ridiculous shooting percentage
>ridiculous save percentage
>getting outshot every night
Happens all the time, teams like the isles collapse every season. Its entirely predictable.

>4-5-1
collapsed
>5-5
not a collapse

suspect

I'm slimy guys

More tearing apart of the >laffs on tim and sid. Babcock has called out publically their lack of depth on the blue line a couple times now this week.

they all look incel friendos
>I'm wet

Which arena has the best ice?

>Bell Centre – 29.6%
>Rogers Place – 20.4%
>Bell MTS Place – 11.4%
>Xcel Energy Centre – 8.5%
>T-Mobile Arena – 4.8%

beautiful afternoon outside, lads

>we

yeah it is, got some shit done around the house today

>wuz

>happiest country back to back champions
i bet you must be super happy

>kongs

>every night getting outshot

That was last season though

What about when he's hurt for 3/4 of the year?

How do i relieve lower back pain

stretch your hamstrings

Goose stepping usually helps me

This

Thanks lads

Based

Cut it out with all the racism
Thanks

only redditors will be watching the redditbay lgbtning vs the washington redditals tonight

all of you need to fuck off

You should be stretching every day

Reminder this is your second most common leafs fan on /hoc/

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>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
Quality /hoc/ post.

cute!

Cirlcle?

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why wouldn't i watch the 1st place vs 5th place teams play?

Or square

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not a sharks fan but i often think about jumbo joe's jumbo wrench

just use a standard bracket like a normal human being

t. faggot

But I’m watching it because it matters

I stretch my foreskin, it's a bit tight :(

stop using grey it makes it look dull and boring

strawpoll.me/17647628
So square

At this point? Fuck it, use the meme circle.

circle with colours that dont look like shit

try it for like a month, you'll be better soon my friend.

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>no option telling you to kys
dropped

phimosis sucks, I too had light phimosis and had to stretch it. No way I was chopping off the foreskin

>relocanes isles
the irrelevantbowl

new poll
strawpoll.me/17647647

Is it a dart board? no, is it a gun sight??

When you were also shit. This year the isles have been incredibly lucky and now are regressing to being shit again.

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schedules are autism. lets talk hockey

wish it was a gun sight and that gun sight was pointed at my head

its a curling target

could've just made the background transparent too

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

It is murrican
Nah

bolts are going 16-0 in the ploffs

strawpoll.me/16716407
fuck me theres a lot of hongcouver fans here

this is better

user user MAKE THE NEW THREAD RIGHT NOW
>remember he does it for free

...

a true AHL legend