/heem/ - TAM Redeemed Edition

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Holy cringe.

DC never really got heemed. Wobbled and overwhelmed but not heemed stiff.

what the fuck is this

probably used IV to rehidrate

he was laying on the ground for like 5 minutes luke u dumb faggot

>Till and TJ Flushed
Whites on sucide watch

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? DC is still champ you dumb butter tooth gobshite

Uhhh? He got KO'd cold on the ground

/heem/ is love, /heem/ is life.

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>you now remember Luke Rockhold was in the audience nervous for DC
>you now remember Luke saw his best friend get mauled in his face
>you now remember DC cried like a bitch

Hope Jon fights Luke and takes out another AKA bum.

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andrade accepted she's a male?

I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear

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I forgot heems reaction to DC crying. Were we laughing or mourning?

wait so you finna telling me TJ was roided to the gills against Cejudo and he still lost?

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TJ vs Suga Sean for the juiceweight strap

wifey and kids in the trunk

One individual was really upset

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Depends on who you ask

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He wouldn't get banned a year for that

>laughing or mourning
guess

Thawltz????

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That's just so disappoint!

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Rent free

>boi vs boi
Don't even know who to bet on

why doesn't dana care that he's running this whole thing into the ground?

good scrap

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>mfw cursed with having a rare flag on /heem/ but not rare enough so that some retarded casual won't ruin your reputation with his retarded casual opinions

What are some matches with this feel?

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Wake up, TJ

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Iaquinta will get big brother'd. Cowboy is better virtually everywhere.

Remember when Cody "No Fight IQ" implicated his entire gym as roiders in a press conference?

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i don't know they're saying i was kicked in the head

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Bet on punished cowboy

he needs to take roids maybe he can get a chin

Iaquinta > Masvidal > Basedboy

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The alpha male creed of training hard for months to stand and bang like a random bloke off the street

He started to visit a psychiatrist
The funny thing is no chin was right about him. But yeah. The guy is pathetic

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>T-TJ could beat Max
>muh white champ
>p4p #1 guize
Lmao

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>tfw cowboy will be champion at the end of the year

Feels good man

>0 white champs left in the company

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DC has taught them how to succ well

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Natty GOAT

Curtis was just about to recover

Oh for sure faceplanting three times meant he was on his way to recovery

how can they even compete?

>urijah dead
>cody flushed
>tj suspended

in the end, only one remained... the BW GOAT

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Look at the size of his fist compared to Bisping's, imagine getting punched by that

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twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/1108419798390603777

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Can someone shoop the JUST hair on TJ

When's he coming back I want him to be champ again

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How can one achieve lunchbox-mode?

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>bispingannou
Hehe

Pathetic.

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>how do camera lenses work

Homeboy got heem'd and dabbed

He also said this, hmm
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I can't wait for him to dance around moraes for 5 rounds and piss off the casuals by winning another decision, then not fighting for a year and retiring

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whos vinny

How do camera lenses work

Is there anyone who got their chin cracked but repaired it and became harder to heem?

Whittaker got more durable by moving up a weight class imo

RDA when he had the titanium jaw inserts

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Arlovski has managed some degree of chin-recovery
I'd say from F-tier to C-tier chin

His coaches literally told him to "get outta there"

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is left possible natty

huh, it's absolutely shocking he popped with literally 100 pill bottles in front of him

>tfw I'm the retarded casual ruining the other Kyrgyzposter's reputation

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hello, I'm Luke, the top ranked jannie of heemcord. I literally have no life and spend all my free time cleaning up other people's shit on the internet and getting blocked by people on twitter because I'm a NEET zilch who tries to make other people as miserable as I am

please follow me on reddit for constant updates about my super exciting life!

There's literally no good reason to be taking that amount of pills for ANYTHING

Someone post T-Woods handful of pills

Dillashaq has clearly been roiding hard his entire career. Just look at him. He's no longer Dana's boy after losing to Cejudo (all Olympic champ wrestlers roid sorry to burst your bubble) so Dana threw the book at him.

good they put this as a Main event, because they was trying to push Theodorou vs brunson as a ME.

It's allowed supplements

Lol for thinking that

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Hopefully Brunson snaps out of it and delivers a brutal heem. Cowboy needs to stop fighting once every 2 months.

Supplements are a placebo and a meme

>surviving yoel
>not durable
you played yourself kid

So are nutrition and exercise, that's why I only eat steak and punch a heavy bag

Remember that time Brunson beat Yoel at his greatest strength and found a way to lose anyway

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He fights like a new born gazelle

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Remember when Cody wanted to fight Lineker, at that time i would bet on cody, what a shame, lineker would put him intro a coma.

Garcia threw the fight. Fuck (((boxing)))

Post early stoppages

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i count 3 shots tot he back of the head

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/r/ing cachoeira being a warrior

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Notice how Cain still hasn't had surgery or announced any injury

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It's Jones m8. It's impossible for him to break the rules

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Brendan looks like he is having a great time

this webm always reminds me that Blaydes has always been a can

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Based Chris Pratt going nuts for black beast

kek, dude was out cold and that wasn't enough

>gently nudges away your TD attempt
>bops you once, very lightly, on your head
Jacare is a good man

How do you win a fight then get choked out by the ref

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Amanda is the low-key GOAT

based mariners nig

Reminder that if Cody didn't bang with Munhoz he'd be fighting for the belt again

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>black power fist
very interesting

Was it rape?

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This. If he won he would be vindicated of his two losses.

Reminder that if Cody didn't lose to TJ, he would have won against TJ

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I remember people calling this late in the live thread, then Choi didn't stand up for 5 minutes

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Unironically based ref

early****

You have to be the most dumbass athlete to get caught by doping. Just hire a professional that knows about masking agents and approprite doses

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Alhamdulilah

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I'm a big fat WEENIE and I love cumtown!

I could heem every itt but I wouldn’t

This is the correct move that every fighter should make
Imagine if Vitor had hit Jon like that lol

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>walking him down like the Terminator
Name a more alpha moment in fighting

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>everyone posting fun webms
:-)

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What happens if the ref doesn't answer the 10 count here

Derek...

I think this wins the award for earliest stoppage ever

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jesus christ
blood chokes are generally safe since they get released in a couple seconds usually, but i bet the brain damage from something like that is real bad

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This is why I don't blame Herb for calling the Lawler-Askren fight

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>the least fun webm
:-(

Gee, how about letting go retard lmao. Gotta love it when a fighter acts like they don't know when someone is or isn't out. Dumb apes

Can't wait to see r/MMA/ overlook this like they overlook any guy caught juicing not named Jon Jones or Brock Lesnar

The spergmer vs. the jannie

i don't blame herb either. it was early but he didn't know

>Mandrade fighting soon
I hope for this but again and worse

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What is next for cryborg

was it an early stoppage?

I bet you thought Pooana would beat Rose

the chick in the back isnt the only semen slurping whore in the picture

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nunes said cyborg is getting the heematch

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No, I didn't give much of a shit either way for that fight. I just like Jessica because she's powerful and looks like a dude

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Thawtz?

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gabi garcia?

>le urine colored octagon
I wonder who came up with this idea

looks consensual to me

looks like he was already brain damaged before the ko

Nice we can see her crush that teanny again

what did poor diego ever do to you

el pendejo...

This is the most sadistic heem ive ever seen

Haven't talked to derek in a while..

What do you want Lukas?

He didn't jump on top of him after the initial elbow. I've seen worse
>cue the webm of Jeremy Stephens unnecessarily breaking that dude's face

True here's Sanchez destroying Mickey Gall

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She’s very handsome

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>when you accidentally hit the taunt button

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LOOKING FOR FRIENDS, PLEASE ADD ME AND MESSAGE ME YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTERS

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Mickey wins the rematch

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CODY TRIED TO WARN US

"He's on everything. He taught team alpha male how to do em".

TJ HAS BEEN A FRAUD HIS ENTIRE CAREER

Gall should go WWE

Cant wait for that dog to fade in obscurity

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Everyone on TAM is on gear

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for some balance

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i mean how many times did we see guillotine fail?like twwice during every event? its not that good of a choke and its hard to tell if you actually got it

mat brown

Does hoodiechad still post on heem?

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Literally got heemed unconscious by roided JBJ and had to be told what happened

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>when a nigga steals yo last chicken wing

He was also mad at Big John saying he stopped it early lol

HMMMM

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Almost definitely, it's HW. Everyone gets heemed eventually.
My bet is mounted and beaten unconscious

shut the fuck up nigger and go back to r*ddit

Anyone has some Romero v Souza webm?

1punch

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*nods towards you*

So Cejudo vs. Moraes at 135 for the vacant strap innit?

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Is that you spammy? Is this your new schtick?
I preferred the scat desu

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>yfw your eternal boy will never recover from his mental health issues

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no one likes you you manlet zilch. good job killing heemcord. you're even shit at being a janny kek

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Thanks fren

To be fair to based Matt, he'd been eating massive shots in a war for two rounds.
You should put the little hug in there too, hug, smile, heem.
Great fight

THEE CHAMP

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Is he actually a good striker or does he just hit like a truck?

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at least your boy still has a brain

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He hits like a ford escort going at full speed

I remember thinking Jimi was the next big thing after this KO then he went on a massive slide lmao

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eddie literally ruined him by talking conspiracies

TEAM ALPHA MALE IS PURE! DO NOT SULLY THEIR NAME. THEY ARE JUST A FUN LOVING BUNCH OF BROS THAT LIKE TO WORKOUT AND FIGHT TOGETHER.

CUMTOWN
BOXING
MMA

this is my life and my name is PUKE

He's decent, fast hands but yeah he just hits very hard not an elite striker

These dagestanis are something else my man

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you're right, i don't dislike him i just had the webm on hand

its actually the brain damage

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It looks so much like the elbow was just accidental and got lucky.

Anyone here ever shit and pissed themselves after being choked out?

Apparently Tony was taking anti-psychotic medication way back when he was on TUF. But getting hit in the head a bunch definitely doesn't help

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Imagine if Jimi had chin
Holy Jesus

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Derek

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Only when jerking off

I remember the broadcast fucking up during the elbow, luckily I just streamed it via other means, for it to then come back on and commentators going nuts at how brutal the KO was.
Thankfully heem was able to provide webms at record time.

...

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He will come back

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I dont think anyone would complain if this fight got stopped after the second "slip"

It might have been for the best in hindsight

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i doubt it, but even if he did he wouldn't say
He didn't even come around and post and stuff when people found out it was him
Just kept low unlike all the spergs here desperate for attention

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TJ is innocent, this is a set up.

head collisions are the best
should be legal, on the feet at least

shiiiiit I think I made this webm long ago, didn't think anyone saved that

I can't tell what the ref is doing

how do you make webms I want to get in on that

kek saw this live
immensely satisfying

>yfw Cruz wasn't actually injured this whole time but simply snuck in to contaminate TJ's substances

What's the motive boys?

He spoke the truth, some just can't handle it.

It's very easy, you can use xmedia recode or even easier there's a program literally called "webm for retards" that makes it proper simple and straightforward

being a dumb bitch
I assume it's to get the doctor in to check on that cut but let the poor cunt have a go at the sub before he bleeds out

Dom would never do that, it's Faber and his goons.

You can see how frustrated he's getting

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cool how do you get the footage, fightpass?

Oh shit yeah

>never even tried to fight the hands
coward faggot looking for a way out

Fight Pass screen record or elsewhere, there used to be a python script to download from fight pass but I'm not sure it still works because I haven't had Fight Pass in a while now and haven't made webms from it

the fucking ref can grapple a bit kek

cool thanks my man, gonna make some heem webm and comps

cool bro if you need any other help just ask

not that guy, but I just use a webm converter because I'm lazy
You'll need the mp4's of the fights to make the webms
Also Yea Forums has a 3mb size limit on webms, and on boards other than gif and wsg you'll need to disable the audio

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ShareX for recording, learn it, nothing compares to it
Webm for retards is the go to for this site

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thanks my dudes heem bless

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>look at this guy probably operating at 10% of his actual optimum performance

prime cm punk would heem ngannou

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He later went on to say on twitter, "If I hadn't KO'd myself I would have won"

lads the neighbors dog wont stfu
am i ethically justified in permaheeming it?

My gf's favorite fighters
>Ngannou
>Jon Jones
>Adesanya
>Tyron
>Kevin Lee

in many ways he did win, against himself. should go down as a draw

lmao because it fucking was

Being a ref is hard b

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unironically one of us

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someone toss me an invite to heemcord. pretty please with a cherry on top!

Damn that look at 5 seconds when hunto starts smelling blood and closes the distance

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Cody wins the trilogy against natty TJ

post an anonymous threatening note saying you'll call the police or animal control or something if they don't quieten they're dog
most people are pussies so they'll probably do something about it, if it's a regularly occurring problem
the short term solution would be to simply throw heavy rocks at the dog

that paprika?
hate anime but satoshi kon is based

What happened with Oscar and Dana's beef?

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Gamebread

>only white fighters
wtf is your gf racist? bit of a red flag

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Let me get this straight, I can't even buy a PPV if I want to anymore? I have to sub to ESPN to even be able to have the option of buying a PPV? I can't buy PPVs through Fight Pass?

Just how good is Henry Cejudo to knock out a juiced up TJ Dillashaw completely stone cold in under 30 seconds?

shut the fuck up you pasty midget zero

Al vs Ceroe will be foty

correct

My friend why are you behaving this way? We are all heemfam here.

juiced down TJ Dillashaw

Huh?

who is your favorite gook female fighter faggot?

Wha?

bulgaria is a gypo turk

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Agree, absolutely understand why that guy from the loser's corner jumped on and started pounding him. That was bullshit.

cowboy used to be really good
people should accept he is flushed
iaquinta will murk him

what a handsome boy

He will be motivated, he thinks if he wins he will get McGregor

do you still have your foreskin puke? japanese wymyn dont like that. then again they dont like 160cm manlets either

Who hurt you?

How's Stipe a bitch? Because keyboard warriors are mad he's not fighting for them? Is it because he's a firefighter and has had the most heavyweight title defenses? Shit the way people act you would think Stipe cried like a bitch after the loss like the current heavyweight champ did after losing to the real goat.

why yes I do
it's a little phimotic, and it has some hair on the underside

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who hurt you you spastic?

so whats why youre so angry all the time lol fucking anteater dick zilch

do it

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I suppose
Although when I think about it, the thing that really riles me up is how when you buy hotdogs they come in packs of five, but when you buy hotdog buns they come in packs of 13

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if you didn't know this turbo manlet was on the sauce you're cazzy af

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you would eat hotdogs you low income no cooking skills zilch. off yourself faggot before yakuza does

NOT ONE SINGLE WHITE BOI IS CHAMP DESPITE BEING THE MAJORITY IN THE USA WHERE UFC HAS HQ HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cyborg wins the rematch

Paulo Costa is natty and innocent

>Whittaker
>Cormier
what are you on about my dude?

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American whites can't fight

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You don't understand
I can't eat the hotdogs because for every hotdog there are 2.6 buns, which is too many buns
I eat ass

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We were laughing hysterically for like a week kek

The DC defenders didn’t really even exist until he beat Stipe

Oscar wisely shut the fuck up since everybody knew he was full of shit claiming they would continue to do fights. The whole thing was laughable.

u havent been near pussy since u popped out 12 years ago u virgin faggot

Derek stop it

Has any human ever looked more smug than in this moment?

Based Tito with the Triple H cosplay

who says it's a girls ass, pretty boy

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thawlts?

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Imagine being this worked by whitey

mexican martial arts

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>RDA getting mogged by yet another wrestler

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no one will ever love you enough for u to not die a virgin. $50 hookers from the gutters of birmingham dont count

Failing entirely. She is trying to stop the fight to get his head looked at while the guy is going for a sub. So instead all she's doing is literally getting in the way since she's failing to stop the fight and failing to not interfere.

there is 0 chance diaz brothers dont go bankrupt, right?

Cruz vs Moraes for the vacant title? What else would they do?

interesting KLee is moving up
absolute shit fight for RDA. They keep giving him pressure wrestlers which is his worst matchup and he can't handle it. It's a joke, shitty af

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why are they doing this to RDA?

He looks scary

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Why are blacks 13% of the american population but 42% of their UFC champions? Really makes you think.

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quit doing this to RDA NOW

i think nate is ok financially, he's always doing seminars or shilling weed or whatever to provide for his family. nick is either already broke, or close to being broke

my mum loves me, and thats all i need to not die a virgin

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no she doesnt "latch key kid". ur broken

>Cruz
Uh how about Cejudo? Cruz deserves NOTHING

It's RDA's fault for always accepting these types of fights

has askren ever said what ethnicity he is? he looks greek.

he's American

Hope RDA kills him

>he looks greek
What because he has curly hair? You absolute mong.

Vintage Herb "Gold Standard" Dean letting a fighter go down stiff as hell, head bounce off the canvas with no movement then let holly jump in, roll her unconcious body to her back, and get in another good shot before he decides it's over.

I get the feeling they keep shoving these his way and he's too game to say no
I don't know what they have against him

cringe

because he looks like a fucking greek statue, might just be because his eyebrows and shit are perpetually swollen.

they're doing this for Lee. his career at LW is flushed so they're giving him a softball matchup at WW because they still think he can be a star (black, educated, good-looking, stylish, etc.)

my hymen is broken, but you can help me fix it
let me in, buddeh
let me love you the way you need me to

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>he looks greek
He's a curly haired cro magnon

t. never seen an actual greek person

>too game
He's just fighting for money these days he knows he cant hang with the big boys at WW and making LW is not an option anymore

turkish mongrels aren't actual greeks.

no one will love u permavirgin faggot zilch. go back to shitting up the heemcord and sucking lister's balls you fawning parasite. u actually think hes ur friend LMAO

I don't see the cringe. I get annoyed how much Joe Rogan and other commentators suck Herbs dick about how great a ref he is when he is very clearly mediocre at the absolute best.

She was letting Rhonda be a warrior

I don'y have discord, but i'll download it if you want me to
I'll do a lot for you

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for sure just get beat up by accepting the toughest matchups my guy

shut up puke

It's tough b

Just to Correct the Record®, I am the one who came up with Bidet Ben.

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It's called being a prize fighter. RDA and his agent keep saying yes to the fights cause they need the money.

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Klee,Usman and Covington aren't exactly drawing more money, he could take other fights
pretty sure he's paid decently anyway

Did you enjoy the fight card in England, Lukas?