thats a very good bad op looks nice but is still shit
Benjamin Johnson
Absolute unit
Nathan Lopez
Nachdem der BVB seinen komfortablen Neun-Punkte-Vorsprung auf den FC Bayern München in der Liga verspielt hatte und im Achtelfinale der Champions League sang- und klanglos gegen Tottenham Hotspur ausgeschieden war, sollen sich zunehmend Undiszipliniertheiten bei den Borussen eingeschlichen haben. "Sport Bild" berichtet beispielsweise von Verspätungen beim Training.
Reus soll die Zeichen der Zeit erkannt und die Mannschaft gemeinsam mit Vize-Kapitän Lukasz Piszczek zum Rapport zusammengetrommelt haben.
Der Nationalspieler soll die Rückkehr zu den leidenschaftlichen Auftritten der Hinrunde gefordert haben und seine Mitstreiter daran erinnert haben, wie groß die Chance auf die erste Meisterschaft seit 2012 ist. Persönliche Befindlichkeiten müssten dem großen Ziel untergeordnet werden.
Gabriel Sanchez
Poor Reus will get cucked by mercenaries again
Nolan Evans
Manager Michael Zorc (56) zuletzt im SPORTBILD-Interview: „Ich bin weit davon entfernt, Jadon Sancho ein Preisschild umzuhängen. Aber ich behaupte: Sein Transfer wäre selbst für die größten Klubs der Welt kaum zu stemmen.“
Anthony Miller
>Das DFB-Sportgericht hat Hertha-Kapitän Vedad Ibisevic (Foto) mit drei Spielen Sperre und einer Geldstrafe in Höhe von 15 000 Euro belegt.
Looks like he wanted to throw his ball onto the ball in front of Bürki.
Nolan Watson
Yeah. It was still retarded, but he didn't actually want to hit him in the head.
Jason Nelson
If you don't want to hit somebody you usually apologize after hitting said person.
Jacob Butler
Well, at the end of the webm he looks somewhat surprised, and raises his arm as if he wants to go to him and apologize. That being said, I do think he wanted to hit him, just not in the head. We should also take into consideration the circumstances, and that he didn't want to waste anymore match time by apologizing, as he already threw the ball because he was so mad about perceived time-wasting. Did he apologize afterwards? Do we know anything about that?
Owen Fisher
The webm gives a false impression, he just kept shouting and waving at Bürki
Julian Edwards
Alright, then he is just retarded.
James Brown
>Der nächste Sommerneuzugang für RB Leipzig steht vor der Tür. Seit Dienstag weilt Defensivtalent Candido in der Messestadt, unterzog sich am Mittwoch dem obligatorischen Medizincheck. Buy some fucking strikers Rangnick, >we already have the best defense in the league
>Der FC Bayern will aufrüsten: Präsident Uli Hoeneß spricht vom "größten Investitionsprogramm" des Fußball-Bundesligisten. Offenbar stehen 200 Millionen Euro für neue Spieler bereit. Dabei ist bislang offiziell nur Benjamin Pavard für die neue Saison verpflichtet.
>Uli Hoeneß verkündet Großes: Er will mit dem deutschen Rekordmeister so viel wie noch nie für neue Spieler ausgeben. "Wir sind gerade dabei, unsere Mannschaft zu verjüngen. Das ist das größte Investitionsprogramm, das der FC Bayern je hatte", zitieren mehrere Medien den 67-Jährigen von seinem Auftritt am Dienstag bei einer Finanz-Maklermesse in München.
>Im Februar hatte sich der Klubchef bereits vielsagend im "Doppelpass": "Wenn Sie wüssten, was wir alles schon sicher haben für die kommende Saison ..." Bislang steht der französische Weltmeister Benjamin Pavard vom VfB Stuttgart als Verpflichtung für die neue Spielzeit fest. Außerdem kommt Stürmertalent Jann-Fiete Arp vom HSV spätestens im Sommer 2020, sein Vertrag ist bereits fix.
>Als weitere Kandidaten der Bayern gelten unter anderen auch das 18 Jahre alte englischen Talent Callum Hudon-Odoi, der Ivorer Nicolas Pépe von OSC Lille und Lucas Hernandez von Atlético Madrid. Der 23-jährige Franzose hat eine Ausstiegsklausel über 80 Millionen Euro. Zudem steht zum Saisonende die Entscheidung an, ob die Bayern die Real-Madrid-Leihgabe James fest verpflichten wollen. Er würde die Bayern 42 Millionen Euro kosten.
>Das frühe Aus in der Champions League gegen den FC Liverpool hat die Klubbosse offenbar alarmiert. Der Münchner Klub hinkt wie alle Bundesligisten der extrem finanzstarken europäischen Konkurrenz derzeit auf dem Transfermarkt hinterher. Die "Bild"-Zeitung berichtet, dass beim FC Bayern mehr als 200 Millionen Euro für neue Spieler zur Verfügung stehen. Der bisherige Transferrekord stammt aus dem Sommer 2017, als die Bayern für sieben Spieler (unter anderem Tolisso, Coman und Süle) insgesamt 116 Millionen ausgab.
Andrew Davis
>/GRANATEGENERAL/ Pavard for 35 Hernandez for 85 Werner for 35-45 Pepe for 80 2 new fullbacks 1 new goalkeeper Havertz in 2020 Jovic either now for 80, or in 2020 for 100.
Looks like Buyern are going all in. Lets see if their gamble is worth it, theyre about to spend 20 years worth of savings.
Andrew Roberts
>kolarov/tadic/matic/kostic injured Dont humiliate us , German overlord
Ryan Myers
Jovic will score 2 goals.
Hunter Myers
Ah, so it's a 8:2 then?
Bentley Martinez
Maybe, but if Jovic plays, he will score. After the Nation's League, I wouldnt be overconfident as a German.
Ayden Lopez
It's just banter, m8.
Michael James
Either way Im looking forward to a great game. No more excuses from Löw.
Elijah Howard
Werner and Augustin are getting sold we definitely need replacements and I think we're good what midfielders/playmakers concerns theres also Haidara who just got back from injury.
>Arschtritt, Backpfeiffe, Tränen: Wilde Prügelei bei einem Mädchenfußballspiel
>Erst flogen die Fäuste, dann flossen die Tränen! >Beim EM-Qualifikationsspiel der U17-Frauen zwischen der Schweiz und Russland kam es zu einer wilden Prügelei. >Das war passiert: Nach einem Foul reißt die Russin Zhoze-Diana Pamen Tchato der Schweizerin Ella Ljustina plötzlich den Ball aus der Hand. Und die revanchiert sich prompt mit einem Tritt von hinten ins Gesäß! >Das lässt sich wiederum Tchato nicht gefallen, knallt daraufhin der Schweizer Kapitänin den Ellbogen ins Gesicht! Schon fliegen die Fäuste! >Die Russinnen sammeln sich, gehen gemeinsam auf die nun flüchtende Übeltäterin Ljustina los. Erst nach kurzem Chaos entspannt sich die Lage. Die Schiedsrichterin zückt zweimal Rot, stellt beide Spielerinnen vom Platz. >Unter Tränen steht Ljustina jetzt am Spielfeldrand, gibt ihre Kapitänsbinde weiter. >Konsequenzen soll der Ausraster für Ljustina, die sich am Ende über einen 4:2-Sieg ihrer Mannschaft freuen konnte, aber nicht haben.
the nigger of course, why is it even allowed to represent russia, i thought russians were based.
Anthony White
Based Ngubu
Carter Gray
the niggers
Thomas Torres
>it was the fucking captain Nice.
Jace Bailey
>Pavel Pogrebnyak, einst beim VfB Stuttgart, sorgt in Russland für einen rassistischen Eklat. Das ruft sogar Putins Menschenrechtsberater auf den Plan. >Der ehemalige Stuttgarter Profi Pavel Pogrebnyak hat mit rassistischen Äußerungen für Ärger im russischen Fußball gesorgt - und damit sogar Wladimir Putins Menschenrechtsberater auf den Plan gerufen. >Pogrebnyak hatte in der russischen Tageszeitung Komsomolskaya Prawda erklärt, er lehne den jüngsten Trend ab, dass nicht-russische Spieler russische Pässe erhalten und möglicherweise das Land in internationalen Spielen repräsentieren. >Er wählte als Beispiele Mario Fernandes, der für ZSKA Moskau spielt, und Ariclenes da Silva Ferreira (Ari), der für Krasnodar aufläuft.
>"Ich verstehe überhaupt nicht, warum Ari einen russischen Pass erhielt", sagte er: "Es ist lächerlich, wenn ein schwarzer Spieler die russische Nationalmannschaft vertritt. Mario Fernandes ist ein Spitzenspieler. Aber wir haben auch Igor Smolnikov in seiner Position. Wir könnten auch ohne Ausländer auskommen." >Lächerlich, wenn ein schwarzer Spieler Russland vertritt? Diese Aussage ist offener Rassismus - zu dem auch das Kabinett von Staatspräsident Putin auf Distanz ging. >"Ich glaube, dass jeder Fußballspieler, der gut spielt und eine russische Staatsbürgerschaft besitzt, ein Recht hat, die russische Nationalmannschaft zu vertreten", sagte Hahnrei Fedotov, Vorsitzender des Menschenrechtsrats des Präsidenten und stellvertretender Vater der gemischtrassigen Kinder seiner Frau, dem Fernsehsender Moscow 360. >"Die Farbe ihrer Haut, Augen, Haare und alles andere hat keine Bedeutung. Dies sollte für jeden offensichtlich sein", sagte Fedotov.
>le based russians
Dominic Moore
>stellvertretender Vater der gemischtrassigen Kinder seiner Frau
Adrian Perry
>Be Jogi >Realize Leipzig have the best defense of the season >Call up 2 of their defenders >Resume finger sniffing
Samuel Reyes
maybe tom was right the whole time and women's football is pure gold
Chase Gray
so, whats the problem? what else was he supposed to do, call up Nürnbergs defense?
Chase Allen
You’re really fun at parties aren’t you
Ethan Phillips
yes
Ayden Butler
We won 2:1
Matthew Howard
>Hertha wehrt sich gegen Drei-Spiele-Sperre für Ibisevic >Wenige Stunden nach Bekanntgabe des Urteils hat der Bundesligist mitgeteilt, dagegen vorzugehen. "Wir werden gegen das Urteil des DFB fristgerecht Einspruch einlegen", teilte Klub-Sprecher Marcus Jung am Mittwochnachmittag mit. Die übliche Folge ist dann eine mündliche Verhandlung. Why do clubs keep doing this? Has this ever really worked? It was an obvious red, and 3 games seems like a fair punishment, I doubt it would be reduced. I know it is basically routine at this point, but I still find it baffling. Again, how often does a process like this lead to a diminished punishment?
Mason Nelson
>Neverkusen just beat Ajax So, by extension, they just beat Real, right?
David Torres
post the .webm and then we'll decide
Jack Hall
...
Wyatt Gonzalez
Yes, and Real beat Atletico who beat Leganes who beat Barca who beat Lyon who beat City who beat Liverpool who beat Bayern. So long story short: Leverkusen is the best club in the world right now
Camden Ramirez
Leverkusen beated Ajax C-team, which for 70% consists of 16 year olds. The Ajax team that beat Real Madrid, consists for 70% of 19 year olds.. Big difference.
Ryan Taylor
But Bremen just beat Leverkusen.
Nolan Gutierrez
>attacking from behind typical cowardly move. expected from women
Noah Murphy
Too bad the club will be dissolved to pay the oncoming M*nsanto fines
Adrian Ramirez
>living in the past
Ethan Jones
>making a distinction between past, present and future I am currently quadruple world champion.
Isaiah Taylor
Based jannies/mods dabbing on N word / new alt right posters
using the n word is very problematic indeed heck, I would even go as far as saying its a crime, so we should refrain from using it because as we all know crime is for niggers
Lucas Peterson
where do you think you are? this is 4channel, keep this racist shit on Yea Forums.
Joshua Allen
Sorry, man, saw it coming from a mile away.
Jack Moore
I know its old but you gotta bring it from time to time
>Denmark playing Kosovo as preparation for a game against Schweiz Isn’t that a bit politically incorrect?
Christian Phillips
POST IT
Aiden Price
This actually sounds like a decent squad. Just missing a striker
Noah Davis
Has Löw played 4-3-3 before?
Zachary Roberts
Seems like Hernandez is in, Kovac can afford to play a high defensive line next season now.
Brody Ramirez
Is Rashica playing?
Parker Edwards
halftime, no goal, both teams concentrating on their defens, the counter attacks are mostly poor. Slavia lucky, that the ref didn't award buyern a penalty for a handball in the box.
>Zur Halbzeit steht es zwischen der SpVgg Unterhaching und dem FC Energie Cottbus torlos 0:0. Die Gastgeber waren etwas über eine halbe Stunde tonangebend, sie schafften es dabei jedoch nicht, gute Tormöglichkeiten heraufzubeschwören. Die einzige Ausnahme stellte Schimmers verunglückter Abschluss in Spielminute 23 dar. Energie blieb lange blaß und taute erst nach der ordentlichen Kopfballchance von Marcelo Costa (34.) etwas auf. Die beste Torchance im ersten Abschnitt hatten allerdings die Hachinger wenige Minuten vor dem Halbzeitpfiff: Krauß ließ mit einem Solo über die rechte Seite mehrere Gegenspieler stehen, sein anschließender Schuss verpasste nur knapp das lange Toreck. Dem bisher über weite Strecken ereignisarmen Spiel würde es im Sinne der Attraktivität guttun, wenn beide Mannschaften im zweiten Abschnitt mehr Risiko wagen.
Owen Hernandez
>tf >tp
Tyler Jenkins
>saul to city 80m >pepe to bayern 80m one of these things is not like the other
>whole thread consists of about 50% tomposts >nobody tells him to shut up where the fuck is jt when you need him for once?
Easton Lopez
>spend 20 million on a My little sawker African refugee >spend 3 million on an American my little sawker defender who has never played a senior game for his My little sawker side >spend 80 million on a Pepe What went wrong with Bayern?
Kayden Foster
this is a GENDER NEUTRAL thread btw
Carter Ramirez
you now remember julian green
Mason Anderson
a genderless football experience
Isaac Thomas
>a male keeper would have easily punched that over the crossbar a male striker would have hit the ball harder
Game over, 1:1 buyern still the favourite to advance, but they bottleed it in a similar situation against twente two or three years ago. time to switch to the wolfsburg match, which could already be an early final, considering the best teams are facing each other. youtube.com/watch?v=5SpoYjhj1fA
Kimmich played on the 6 vs Ajax and was nowhere to be found aswell. Kimmich works well as a "3rd winger" against defensive teams, which is why he racks up so many assits. To somehow pretend hes the next Lahm playing 5D chess on the pitch is delusional. Hes shit on the 6 and that wont change.
Robert Nelson
Is this /bundas/?
Kayden Jackson
Warum rücken die bei der Mauer so früh raus, wenn der Ball noch nicht mal im Ansatz geklärt ist?
Don't worry, we'll condition you into an acceptable human being over the next few weeks
Wyatt Sanchez
request jogi_bosz.jpg.exe.scr.com plus the funny saying.
Jacob Peterson
HOLY FUCK Werner is selfish. Hell fit right in at Bayern.
Jose Reed
>werner
Brayden Phillips
I AUSTRIJA JE SVAICARSKA
Julian Sanchez
>gegen peru and france, who are dabbing on everyone else in the world right now. You mentioned the game vs holland, which I was replying to. And because you feel like your argument may be invalid, you pick the "flee" strats and try to shift the discussion to some other point in time, e.g. this very game. Step up your argument points, this is not R*ddit (even it is dead /bundes/).
Ryan Peterson
very unlucky, wolfsburg played so strong all season, but they aren't in good shape right now, as they have their most important match
>that Kimmich "pass" to the Serbian player's shoulder
Er hat ihm das Bein gestellt, egal wie "früh" er abhebt.
>HURENSOHN >HURENSOHN >HURENSOHN >HURENSOHN
God I hope he goes to Bayern
Dylan Rivera
*sucks air through teeth* chaaa gut ich sammamal gerade die jungen schpieler haben heud au schon irgewie au sammamal nicht sooo gud geschpielt wie ich au im training gesagt habe des hamma auuuu irgendwie sooo au nischt chaa antizipiert und au der timo werner und der mesut des sind sammmal auch chaaaa natürlich auuu so nicht kommuniziert des is au irgewie au sooo sammamal chaa
As a bauer, I say yes. Just watch the first goal in the 2nd leg of cl vs liverpool. I get what an offensive goalkeeper is meant to be. Noyer is no o gk, he thinks he is above that. He's probably a (the last) pro yogi guy im mannschaftsrat, so.
Ayden Wright
Who cares? Literally who is interested in playing these games?
Asher Watson
>implying the goal wasnt mostly the Brazilian manlets' fault
Tyler Price
They lost the last game with royce though.
Aiden Thompson
>mfw brandt and reus link up
Austin Fisher
>Gundogan is the captain now
Hunter Clark
Interactive movies are fun especially when you watch them with some friends/your gf Just never pay full price for them.
Cooper Smith
mashallah
Anthony Diaz
Kimmich is such a useless fucking retard.
Josiah Campbell
Tah is so bad its pathetic. Fuck dfb and fuck low
Alexander Wilson
>Bayern without Thiago And Martinez. And Alaba. And Coman. True, but if Noyer would have been like 5 m away from the torlinie, there would have been a chance to clear the shot. Was the same vs worst korea, even if it was meaningless, but even worse >hurr durr we got nothing to loose, better try something I never accomplished before And before that, we had like 9 months without practice due to injury? He's past his zenit, and probably has been for years now.
Noah Young
hello I am here for the Reus injury
Parker Foster
yes we all are
Carter Rogers
>Granatmetzka in Now we talkin
Levi Cooper
>sané is still playing
Mason Ross
why would you sub in a Bauern player? let the BvB cucks get injured
Brody Howard
Bayern got destroyed in the Dortmund game and they were only missing Thiago. Coman is made of glass, hes not relevant.
>True, but if Noyer would have been like 5 m away from the torlinie, there would have been a chance to clear the shot. Yeah and Mane scored the goal of the season. If he stays on the line and Mane dribbles past Rafinha its now a 1on1.
Andrew Young
>Bayern got destroyed in the Dortmund game ??? it was literally an even match where anyone could win
Wyatt Jackson
Goretzka is shit anyways.
Aaron Perez
How many of the players currently on the pitch do you think you could take in a 1v1 fight?
Jack Morris
>le run fast with the ball negro
Grayson Scott
>destroyed >Dortmund needed a BS pen to even come back
Jackson Sanders
Based löw kicking out bayern players to save the league
should just play reus as a false 9 ffs, werner is dogshit.
Mason Garcia
>he doesnt even know the correct score is everyone ITT a casual?
Jose Jackson
>??? it was literally an even match where anyone could win Dortmund had 6-7 100% goal chances, of which they only scored 3. Bayern had 2 dusel moments and 1 offside goal. Furthermore Bayern powered themselves out for 30 minutes at the start and had 0 energy left for the rest of the game. Dortmund didnt just win the game, they were by far the better team all around.
And again, if Thiago had been there, maybe Bayern wouldnt have lost so clearly.
Luis Ward
Pretty sure it was 3-2 tho
Isaiah Evans
>Coman is made of glass You remember what robben was called in his time with real? Mr. Glass. Didn't keep bauern docs from getting him to almost normal injury rates. And Coman is very young still regarding footballers age.
Yeah and Mane scored the goal of the season. If he stays on the line and Mane dribbles past Rafinha its now a 1on1. 1on1 ist at least a fifty fifty chance, which is way more than he had being out of the sechzehner in this sutuation.
Nicholas Wright
>Neuer comes out, the ball long gone and literally sweeps Reus off his feet
Nicholas Collins
kek if they go with that they might as well just burn the fucking club down, awful
Joshua Nelson
>Reus kicks the ball away with literally zero chance of scoring and runs into Neuer who was already sliding
You dont seem to understand my point. 99% of the times a gk comes out like that, the striker loses the ball. Mane is that good and pulled off an amazing trick.
Dominic Cooper
Its a pen but only because Reus wants it. All he could have gotten from that chance was a pen after his heavy touch. Ye its a pen but its a bit cheeky. Tbh I liked it more when you werent posting anymore schluchtenscheiBer
Liam Mitchell
Nex thing youll post xG values. Go watch the highlights if you dont remember.
>runs into Neuer Yeah, he totally just happened to run into the 100kg goalkeeper who cut him off and took him down.
>Its a pen but only because Reus wants it. Yeah, not because it was a blatant foul.
>Müller almost murders somebody in the CL and only got 2 games banned fucking how?
Lucas Thompson
Coman isnt fucking Robben. Bayern are fucked. They brought shitter in to replace all their aging players. They field players like Boateng, Coman, Lewa, and Rafinha. Players like Thiago, Alaba, Hummels, Kimmich, and Goretzka underpreform on a constant basis. James is an embarrassment. Literally the best player on the pitch is Gnabry which is depressing
Ive seen it not being given. Its like saying that the bs pen that Ribery got at the start of the season is a pen. Guy is lying there and he runs over him.
Ethan Martinez
Klose would've converted every single one of those crosses
Angel Brown
Why the fuck is Ilkay "Erdogan is my president" Gündogan captain of our team? Why not ter Stegen/Kimmich/Süle? Is this some sort of integration/muh he learned from his mistake and tries to identify more with Germany shit?
kimmich is even worse in midfield than on the right
Cameron Baker
jebem ti mater
Jeremiah Cook
>still doesn't understand my role in the universe
Isaiah Edwards
I meant the pen that ribery got where the guy was lying there. But you cant get past your victim complex instincts. I hope dirtmund get battered by buyern and choke the league hard. Solely because of how insufferable you are
Jayden Cooper
Youre gonna trigger some farmers, careful.
Jaxon Gomez
why do these german friendly matches always feel so american
Elijah Powell
If by "insuferable" you mean "makes me look like a fool with facts and arguments", then sure. Good luck with that.
Grayson Stewart
Sane is such a fucking coon with no end product when it comes to the nt
Nolan Rogers
shitty atmosphere because only plastics watch the german nt so it's extremely commercialized and soulless.
basicalyl what was done to english football was done to the german nt as well
Gavin Martin
kann mir jemand sagen warum ich dieses team nicht feiern sollte? jede position ist okay besetzt finde ich
Colton Robinson
why would you ever give any attention to an Austrian shareholder? reminds me of my friend he was a Real Madrid fan from 2012 to 2017 now he's a Liverpool fan since 2 years ago he's also been a Bayern fan all this time of course
and he lives on the border to Denmark
Cooper Kelly
good post I dont give one shit about Bayern or Dortmund but I want BVB to fuck up now just so that faggot pisses off again
Samuel Ramirez
Halt's Maul, Steffan!
Nicholas Gutierrez
So many triggered snowflakes in this thread. Its almost as if zoomers cant handle being exposed as retards.
Wyatt Peterson
Yikes, did you post on reddit while you were gone from spee? Your thoughts are clouded by bias so theres no point in trying to convince you of anything. Thats what I mean with insufferable
Nolan Reyes
This. Showed those Ajax zoomers whose boss.
Adrian Martin
Weil sich Deutsche gerne über alles aufregen. Find das Team auch okay.
Owen Martin
die mannschaft über alles amirite
Dylan Wood
austrian versicherungskaufmann is a professional reactionary and contrarian
never respond to his posts
Mason Myers
If by "clouded by bias" you mean "posts facts that contradict my deluded claims", then sure. Ive never been on reddit. Is that where you migrated from?
Benjamin Wood
jesus christ imagine being happy about barely drawing with serbia
You surely cant do it twice can you? I thought the frenchie was in charge of this kind of posting
Christopher Thomas
Maybe I’m on vacation?? But seriously, he’s been nothing but *dribble and lose the ball*
Daniel Ross
Arguably the most active player today. Constantly making runs and trying something. The effort is there, maybe hes just missing a bit of luck.
Brody Nguyen
>mfw there's people in this very thread that talk about Lahm on the 6 being anything but absolute dogshit what the fuck? Lahm was basically useless on the 6
>"Was fürn Solo von Leeroy Sane!" >Forgets to mention that he accomplished fucking nothing and got a lucky foul from the ref that wasn't one fucking germans
Adam Lopez
Calm down there Dragan. Not liking a player in the German team doesnt make me anti-Bayern.
Xavier Miller
This
Isaac Cook
Basiert wie fick
Christopher Walker
Wait, are you talking about the Austrian Liverpoolfag who also posts in /deutsch/?
HAHAHAHAHAHA WO STEHT SLIPPERPOOL JETZT DU HUSO?
Wyatt Long
No, im furious
Matthew James
>Klostermann ded
Jordan Harris
nah thats another retard also >posting in deutsch
Eli Murphy
What's guardiolel even up to these days? Winning another league title?
Now I remember why I dont come here anymore. See ya in 2020 for the EC kids. Im out. Take care of new Switzerland for me, hes clearly autistic.
Jack Mitchell
kek verpiss dich halt ösisau
Samuel Stewart
>3:3 wtf
Gabriel Robinson
nigger neger
Sebastian Johnson
Why do you not come here anymore? Because you can't stand being told the truth about niggers?
Jose Sullivan
More like 3:0
Robert Miller
match is over, lyon wins 2:1 at home, both teams showed some good football, so the second leg should be completely open and entertaining. The second leg will already be played next week so don't miss. good choice, put women's volleyball on top, too
jesus christ just had to manage some serious family drama throughout the second half. on my phone with my mum and my dad in turns for like 40 minutes...
i gotta get out of this country. far away. where no one can ask anything of me anymore.
Nolan Bell
All meinen jüdischen Freundinnen & Freunden und allen, die es feiern, ein gesegnetes und frohes Purim Sameach!
Robert Green
lol when will they learn?
Nathan Morales
jz erstmal 1 joint
Matthew Ortiz
vierzwanzich blas es (mich)
Dylan Reed
I caught a cold. How do I make my life less miserable?
Anthony Myers
you could just kys, if you know what i mean
Jeremiah Foster
Salbeitee bzw. Kamillentee Trag nen Schal und dann Pullover drüber Leg dich hin, trink viel Wasser und schlaf.
Ryder Cook
watch /wundes/
Sebastian Evans
what was it about
Gavin Ward
Danke. Du wärst bestimmt ein guter Lebenspartner, der einen gesund pflegt.
Alexander Richardson
Ein Scheiß, ich bin nur selber gerade erkältet. Hatte am Freitag Fußballtraining, und dann war plötzlich Platzregen.
Angel Lewis
Ist mir neu dass Mamis jetzt auch hier posten...
Daniel Rogers
my dad being a senile idiot and locking himself out of the house... among other things
Carter Murphy
they both love you, dont leave them
Robert Scott
haste kein Immunsystem digga?
Isaiah Powell
Enjoy your Rauschgift, du Spacken, Alter! Bleib drauf hengen du Bastard
Andrew Clark
>posting on 4chin(nel) >being loved by your parents pick one
Isaiah Parker
my mum does, she's awesome. :)
anyway, i'm off watching a movie
Luis Garcia
Doch, aber wenn du zwanzig Minuten Passübungen im Regen machst, packt dich das irgendwann. Eigentlich werde ich wenig krank, aber manchmal schleicht sich halt was ein.
Jaxson Thomas
Wenn du Passübungen richtig machst bewegst du auch dich dort. Und selbst wenn nicht, 20 Minuten im Regen sollten kein Problem sein für jemanden mit mit einem guten Immunsystem.
Aiden Gomez
>going outside That's where you went wrong
James Allen
Theoretisch schon. War aber ne Scheiß-Übung mit wenig Bewegung. Zu viele Spieler pro Station, sodass man lange rumstand. Und wie gesagt, es war nicht einfach nur Regen, es war schon ordentlicher Platzregen plus starker Wind. Normalerweise mache ich das ganze Jahr auf kurzer Hose und im T-shirt, aber Freitag habe sogar ich mir mal 'ne Jacke angezogen. Und dann hat man halt auch mal Pech, denke ich.
How is throwing a ball worth a three game suspension? Are you retarded or just a shareholder?
Nolan Williams
jz 1 kino
Jayden Richardson
Wenn die käsköppe ernst machen 5:0
Levi Roberts
paulinho can THROUGHBREAK
Brandon Morales
In what world is deliberately throwing the ball at someone not at least a three game ban? Also it’s not his first straight red, so they’re a little tougher on him already.
Eli Parker
good night
Luke Carter
N8TI
David Green
goooooooooooooooood morning
Cooper Carter
Neuer, Sane and Kroos will start against the Netherlands, its basically over already
Gavin Jenkins
Homo
Ethan Stewart
with neuer: lose 1-0 without neuer: win 1-0 hmm.....
Zachary Diaz
i almost came when i saw ter Stegen's Spieleröffnungen, last time i saw something like this from Neuer was in the 2010 World Cup, Löw is a fucking retard
Alexander Gomez
>Spieleröffnungen ?
Jordan Kelly
Ter Stegen looked so calm and comfortable in his distribution yesterday. Neuer doesn't give you that sense of comfort these days.
Jordan Thompson
"game openings", basically his distribution
yes, you could see it with the whole team, they looked way more organized the second half
Charles Flores
...
Josiah White
>Für bessere Stimmung helfen nur Siege Die DFB-Verantwortlichen haben dieses Problem längst registriert - genauso wie die Tatsache, dass Länderspiele zuletzt nicht mehr ausverkauft waren. >Auch deshalb spielte man nun in der kleineren Volkswagen Arena. >Im kommenden Juni geht es für die Partie gegen Estland nach Mainz.
top olmer if they play in MainzZzzzz then they will maybe play my local Maulwurfsparadies-Arena soon
Christopher Morales
>/ck/ ich kenn schon genug kränkliche lauchs die den ganzen tag instant ramen und cornflakes fressen, danke
Thomas Ward
>tfw the whole DFB is so fucked we wont win a trophy in decades the 7-1 wasn't free...
Jacob Martin
Got to stop worrying about fucking up the euros 20 and go full rebuild mode for 2026
Lincoln Turner
at least we could experience the wc win. just imagine if they choked the final. feels like we're now back in the early 2000's where barely anyone watched the manshaft because almost every game was either a draw or loss
Owen Harris
the difference to back then is that players actually cared about the NT, they were just bad. pretty much like England a few years ago. now we have a bunch of overrated shitters who think they're too good for Länderspiele and this includes the coach.
Ryan Thompson
yeah but the results were pretty much the same
Nathan Cruz
Would it still be the best option to sack Löw or has the train abgefahren?
Gavin Thompson
>>the difference to back then is that players actually cared about the NT, they were just bad. pretty much like England a few years ago. now we have a bunch of overrated shitters who think they're too good for Länderspiele and this includes the coach. werner isn't good havertz isn't ready sané and brandt looked lively kimmich needs to go back to RB Suele and Tah have a collective IQ of 4
top argument, explain again how /bundes/ in specific and Yea Forums in general will be affected as I said: fuck off back to riddit or pr0 where people are retarded enough to support your cause as a general rule of thumb, as soon as the participants of a demonstration look like pic related its not a cause worth supporting
the EU only exists today because it shat on all agreements that were originally made. back when politicians had at least a few brain cells. it needs to die.
Aaron Torres
nice Sachargument, Malte-Leon
Jaxson Roberts
It's true. Unless you are a super computer or an absolute worldclass player, you will make moves based on what you remember from your chess books.
The asymetry is bugging me.
Luke Rivera
What agreements did it shit on?
>politicians were better in the past! Nah, politicians were always shit, human nature does not change. The only thing that changes is the system in which the politicians operate, and public opinion.
Juan James
>wah wah wah youtube channel >wah wah wah youtube channel >wah wah wah youtube channel >wah wah wah blue haired girl on a photo This is the intellectual level you operate on. And now you want me to explain how European law affects US companies operating in the US. Wait until Hiro pulls the plug on this site and you realize that you can't host harmless /bundes/ threads on your own servers without the Abmahnindustrie fucking your shit up, then you'll realize the consequences of this shit.
Liam Wilson
>Nah, politicians were always shit youtube.com/watch?v=XPynZgJgMt4 also read a fucking book you filthy zoomer, I'm not going to spoonfeed you basic knowledge of recent history
Grayson Butler
it was never meant to become a political union, for one thing. We joined only in 1994 under the premise of "national sovereignity will never be touched, Austrias neutrality is in no way compromised" its a bit different today, isnt it?
also read a fucking book you filthy zoomer, I'm not going to spoonfeed you more basic knowledge of recent history
Kayden Sanders
What's that video supposed to tell me? That politicians are shit today? Like I said, they were always shit. Complaining about dumb politicians is a kneejerk reaction as old as politics itself, do you actually ACTUALLY believe they are any worse today just because some of them made a shitty youtube video where they act like retards?
What book do you recommend me to read?
In what way is Austria's souvereignity and neutrality compromised?
Austin Moore
see >I'm not going to spoonfeed you more basic knowledge of recent history
you arent half as smart as you think you are and quite frankly you should consider killing yourself
Luke Fisher
>you will make moves based on what you remember from your chess books.
lol I hope you don't think anyone remembers the exact position of pieces in thousands of discussed problems, do you? By studying chess books you learn to see patterns, not to remember a certain situation because the exact same situation will never appear in a real chess game more than once and only minimal variations of the position of one of the pieces might break down the whole textbook solution ad absurdum. Studying chess books and see how other people try to find a solution isn't any different than analizing past matches in any sport.
You sound like someone who played chess once and completely got btfo and then you came up with this excuse that chess has nothing to do with intelligence, strategy, visual thinking, combinatorics and the ability to think further ahead than your oponent but instead it's only memorizing textbook solution.
Angel Hughes
No, I know jackshit. That's why I ask you a question. You only replied with a weird "its a bit different today, isnt it?" half-question. Why don't you give me a concrete answer?
Easton Phillips
I actually never played chess. Just talking out my ass there. :^)
Carter Bennett
Klostermann is out for the Netherlands match
Bentaleb became father and forgot to inform >Schalke on the day his kids were born that he will be late, thats why he has to play for the U23
Tyler Garcia
me neither, yet you still dodged like a bitch.
Oliver Williams
Dodged what? I was just shitposting about chess.
Christian Lee
see >Bentaleb Will Huub forgive or banish him? Doesn't really matter either way, the only thing he's done this season is scoring penalties
Jaxon Ward
>I forgot to inform my boss that I just became a father the mental state of schalke players everyone
Levi Nelson
You weren't talking to me up there.
Charles Long
>You weren't talking to me up there. that's exactly what i would say if i were to avoid a chess match