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*nostalgic kemme edition*

>upcoming matches

Today 20/03

Ladies Champions Eagle
18:30 Slavia Prague - Buyern München
19:00 FC Barcelona - LSK Kvinner
20:45 Olympique Lyon - Wolfburg

Friendly International
20:45 Deutschland - Serbia

Tomorrow 21/03

Ladies Champions Eagle
20:05 Chelsea LFC - Paris SG

Saturday 23/03

/wundes/
14:00 Hoffenheim - Freiburg

Sunday 24/03

/wundes/
11:00 SC Sand - SGS Essen
14:00 Duisburg - Bayer Leverkusen
14:00 1. FFC Turbine Potsdam - Werder Bremen
14:00 Wolfsburg - Borussia M'gladbach
15:00 1. FFC Frankfurt - Buyern München

UEFA European Championship Qualification
20:45 Oranje - Deutschland

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kicker.de/news/fussball/nationalelf/731425/artikel_kimmich_gegen-peru-habe-ich-mehr-riskiert.html
twitter.com/DFB_Team/status/1108457880653565952
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youtube.com/watch?v=8ccqC6htLKQ
pledge2019.eu/en
youtube.com/watch?&v=CyUh9wOp_Rw
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twitter.com/rb_live/status/1108763678042714112
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bundes

Terrible thread

adequate thread

thats a very good bad op
looks nice but is still shit

Absolute unit

Nachdem der BVB seinen komfortablen Neun-Punkte-Vorsprung auf den FC Bayern München in der Liga verspielt hatte und im Achtelfinale der Champions League sang- und klanglos gegen Tottenham Hotspur ausgeschieden war, sollen sich zunehmend Undiszipliniertheiten bei den Borussen eingeschlichen haben. "Sport Bild" berichtet beispielsweise von Verspätungen beim Training.

Reus soll die Zeichen der Zeit erkannt und die Mannschaft gemeinsam mit Vize-Kapitän Lukasz Piszczek zum Rapport zusammengetrommelt haben.

Der Nationalspieler soll die Rückkehr zu den leidenschaftlichen Auftritten der Hinrunde gefordert haben und seine Mitstreiter daran erinnert haben, wie groß die Chance auf die erste Meisterschaft seit 2012 ist. Persönliche Befindlichkeiten müssten dem großen Ziel untergeordnet werden.

Poor Reus will get cucked by mercenaries again

Manager Michael Zorc (56) zuletzt im SPORTBILD-Interview: „Ich bin weit davon entfernt, Jadon Sancho ein Preisschild umzuhängen. Aber ich behaupte: Sein Transfer wäre selbst für die größten Klubs der Welt kaum zu stemmen.“

>Das DFB-Sportgericht hat Hertha-Kapitän Vedad Ibisevic (Foto) mit drei Spielen Sperre und einer Geldstrafe in Höhe von 15 000 Euro belegt.

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Looks like he wanted to throw his ball onto the ball in front of Bürki.

Yeah. It was still retarded, but he didn't actually want to hit him in the head.

If you don't want to hit somebody you usually apologize after hitting said person.

Well, at the end of the webm he looks somewhat surprised, and raises his arm as if he wants to go to him and apologize. That being said, I do think he wanted to hit him, just not in the head. We should also take into consideration the circumstances, and that he didn't want to waste anymore match time by apologizing, as he already threw the ball because he was so mad about perceived time-wasting. Did he apologize afterwards? Do we know anything about that?

The webm gives a false impression, he just kept shouting and waving at Bürki

Alright, then he is just retarded.

>Der nächste Sommerneuzugang für RB Leipzig steht vor der Tür. Seit Dienstag weilt Defensivtalent Candido in der Messestadt, unterzog sich am Mittwoch dem obligatorischen Medizincheck.
Buy some fucking strikers Rangnick, >we already have the best defense in the league

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Stopped reading at "Sport Bild".

I think you need playmakers though

>Der FC Bayern will aufrüsten: Präsident Uli Hoeneß spricht vom "größten Investitionsprogramm" des Fußball-Bundesligisten. Offenbar stehen 200 Millionen Euro für neue Spieler bereit. Dabei ist bislang offiziell nur Benjamin Pavard für die neue Saison verpflichtet.

>Uli Hoeneß verkündet Großes: Er will mit dem deutschen Rekordmeister so viel wie noch nie für neue Spieler ausgeben. "Wir sind gerade dabei, unsere Mannschaft zu verjüngen. Das ist das größte Investitionsprogramm, das der FC Bayern je hatte", zitieren mehrere Medien den 67-Jährigen von seinem Auftritt am Dienstag bei einer Finanz-Maklermesse in München.

>Im Februar hatte sich der Klubchef bereits vielsagend im "Doppelpass": "Wenn Sie wüssten, was wir alles schon sicher haben für die kommende Saison ..." Bislang steht der französische Weltmeister Benjamin Pavard vom VfB Stuttgart als Verpflichtung für die neue Spielzeit fest. Außerdem kommt Stürmertalent Jann-Fiete Arp vom HSV spätestens im Sommer 2020, sein Vertrag ist bereits fix.

>Als weitere Kandidaten der Bayern gelten unter anderen auch das 18 Jahre alte englischen Talent Callum Hudon-Odoi, der Ivorer Nicolas Pépe von OSC Lille und Lucas Hernandez von Atlético Madrid. Der 23-jährige Franzose hat eine Ausstiegsklausel über 80 Millionen Euro. Zudem steht zum Saisonende die Entscheidung an, ob die Bayern die Real-Madrid-Leihgabe James fest verpflichten wollen. Er würde die Bayern 42 Millionen Euro kosten.

>Das frühe Aus in der Champions League gegen den FC Liverpool hat die Klubbosse offenbar alarmiert. Der Münchner Klub hinkt wie alle Bundesligisten der extrem finanzstarken europäischen Konkurrenz derzeit auf dem Transfermarkt hinterher. Die "Bild"-Zeitung berichtet, dass beim FC Bayern mehr als 200 Millionen Euro für neue Spieler zur Verfügung stehen. Der bisherige Transferrekord stammt aus dem Sommer 2017, als die Bayern für sieben Spieler (unter anderem Tolisso, Coman und Süle) insgesamt 116 Millionen ausgab.

>/GRANATEGENERAL/
Pavard for 35
Hernandez for 85
Werner for 35-45
Pepe for 80
2 new fullbacks
1 new goalkeeper
Havertz in 2020
Jovic either now for 80, or in 2020 for 100.

Looks like Buyern are going all in. Lets see if their gamble is worth it, theyre about to spend 20 years worth of savings.

>kolarov/tadic/matic/kostic injured
Dont humiliate us , German overlord

Jovic will score 2 goals.

Ah, so it's a 8:2 then?

Maybe, but if Jovic plays, he will score. After the Nation's League, I wouldnt be overconfident as a German.

It's just banter, m8.

Either way Im looking forward to a great game. No more excuses from Löw.

Werner and Augustin are getting sold we definitely need replacements and I think we're good what midfielders/playmakers concerns theres also Haidara who just got back from injury.

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>flag
Based dragan deutschland verrecke

>that post
Based autism

>Arschtritt, Backpfeiffe, Tränen: Wilde Prügelei bei einem Mädchenfußballspiel

>Erst flogen die Fäuste, dann flossen die Tränen!
>Beim EM-Qualifikationsspiel der U17-Frauen zwischen der Schweiz und Russland kam es zu einer wilden Prügelei.
>Das war passiert: Nach einem Foul reißt die Russin Zhoze-Diana Pamen Tchato der Schweizerin Ella Ljustina plötzlich den Ball aus der Hand. Und die revanchiert sich prompt mit einem Tritt von hinten ins Gesäß!
>Das lässt sich wiederum Tchato nicht gefallen, knallt daraufhin der Schweizer Kapitänin den Ellbogen ins Gesicht! Schon fliegen die Fäuste!
>Die Russinnen sammeln sich, gehen gemeinsam auf die nun flüchtende Übeltäterin Ljustina los. Erst nach kurzem Chaos entspannt sich die Lage. Die Schiedsrichterin zückt zweimal Rot, stellt beide Spielerinnen vom Platz.
>Unter Tränen steht Ljustina jetzt am Spielfeldrand, gibt ihre Kapitänsbinde weiter.
>Konsequenzen soll der Ausraster für Ljustina, die sich am Ende über einen 4:2-Sieg ihrer Mannschaft freuen konnte, aber nicht haben.

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>tfw cant even beat Belarus anymore

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>U17
all the good 17yo are playing in the U21

then there should be good 15yo who step up their game

Is Moukoko playing there?

Our U19 is playing Croatia rn
youtube.com/watch?v=kKw6He3nJYY

no, U16

Seems like Arp is playing

i hate germany so fucking much

JUST

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Based Eintracht dabbing on D*utschland

hope he stays for one more season (jovic I mean)

he should, Frankfurt are most certainly playing european football next season, and he still needs more experience.

>t. Juan Fernández Huppenkothen

Arp scored

who was in the wrong here?

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>19yo still playing in the U19
lol

She is Russian?

the nigger of course, why is it even allowed to represent russia, i thought russians were based.

Based Ngubu

the niggers

>it was the fucking captain
Nice.

>Pavel Pogrebnyak, einst beim VfB Stuttgart, sorgt in Russland für einen rassistischen Eklat. Das ruft sogar Putins Menschenrechtsberater auf den Plan.
>Der ehemalige Stuttgarter Profi Pavel Pogrebnyak hat mit rassistischen Äußerungen für Ärger im russischen Fußball gesorgt - und damit sogar Wladimir Putins Menschenrechtsberater auf den Plan gerufen.
>Pogrebnyak hatte in der russischen Tageszeitung Komsomolskaya Prawda erklärt, er lehne den jüngsten Trend ab, dass nicht-russische Spieler russische Pässe erhalten und möglicherweise das Land in internationalen Spielen repräsentieren.
>Er wählte als Beispiele Mario Fernandes, der für ZSKA Moskau spielt, und Ariclenes da Silva Ferreira (Ari), der für Krasnodar aufläuft.

>"Ich verstehe überhaupt nicht, warum Ari einen russischen Pass erhielt", sagte er: "Es ist lächerlich, wenn ein schwarzer Spieler die russische Nationalmannschaft vertritt. Mario Fernandes ist ein Spitzenspieler. Aber wir haben auch Igor Smolnikov in seiner Position. Wir könnten auch ohne Ausländer auskommen."
>Lächerlich, wenn ein schwarzer Spieler Russland vertritt? Diese Aussage ist offener Rassismus - zu dem auch das Kabinett von Staatspräsident Putin auf Distanz ging.
>"Ich glaube, dass jeder Fußballspieler, der gut spielt und eine russische Staatsbürgerschaft besitzt, ein Recht hat, die russische Nationalmannschaft zu vertreten", sagte Hahnrei Fedotov, Vorsitzender des Menschenrechtsrats des Präsidenten und stellvertretender Vater der gemischtrassigen Kinder seiner Frau, dem Fernsehsender Moscow 360.
>"Die Farbe ihrer Haut, Augen, Haare und alles andere hat keine Bedeutung. Dies sollte für jeden offensichtlich sein", sagte Fedotov.

>le based russians

>stellvertretender Vater der gemischtrassigen Kinder seiner Frau

>Be Jogi
>Realize Leipzig have the best defense of the season
>Call up 2 of their defenders
>Resume finger sniffing

maybe tom was right the whole time and women's football is pure gold

so, whats the problem? what else was he supposed to do, call up Nürnbergs defense?

You’re really fun at parties aren’t you

yes

We won 2:1

>Hertha wehrt sich gegen Drei-Spiele-Sperre für Ibisevic
>Wenige Stunden nach Bekanntgabe des Urteils hat der Bundesligist mitgeteilt, dagegen vorzugehen. "Wir werden gegen das Urteil des DFB fristgerecht Einspruch einlegen", teilte Klub-Sprecher Marcus Jung am Mittwochnachmittag mit. Die übliche Folge ist dann eine mündliche Verhandlung.
Why do clubs keep doing this? Has this ever really worked? It was an obvious red, and 3 games seems like a fair punishment, I doubt it would be reduced. I know it is basically routine at this point, but I still find it baffling. Again, how often does a process like this lead to a diminished punishment?

>Neverkusen just beat Ajax
So, by extension, they just beat Real, right?

post the .webm and then we'll decide

...

Yes, and Real beat Atletico who beat Leganes who beat Barca who beat Lyon who beat City who beat Liverpool who beat Bayern. So long story short: Leverkusen is the best club in the world right now

Leverkusen beated Ajax C-team, which for 70% consists of 16 year olds. The Ajax team that beat Real Madrid, consists for 70% of 19 year olds.. Big difference.

But Bremen just beat Leverkusen.

>attacking from behind
typical cowardly move. expected from women

Too bad the club will be dissolved to pay the oncoming M*nsanto fines

>living in the past

>making a distinction between past, present and future
I am currently quadruple world champion.

Based jannies/mods dabbing on N word / new alt right posters

Is this the Yea Forums redemption arc?

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^phew had to check if I'm b&

using the n word is very problematic indeed
heck, I would even go as far as saying its a crime, so we should refrain from using it because as we all know crime is for niggers

where do you think you are? this is 4channel, keep this racist shit on Yea Forums.

Sorry, man, saw it coming from a mile away.

I know its old but you gotta bring it from time to time

We're on guys
youtube.com/watch?v=Zr9nPs34tsU

Post webms

Do you know what we need? More black wingers.

North Carolina Courage would bootyblast both these teams.

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lineup predictions for tonight?

Neuville Klose
Schneider
Bode Jeremies Hamann Frings
Metzelder Ramelow Linke
Kahn

>2002 was 26 years ago
Hold me bros

Neuer
Ginter Suele Rudiger Schulz
Kimmich
Kroos Goretzka
Gnabry Werner Sane

and Reign FC would bootyannihilate the North Carolina Courage.

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>Denmark playing Kosovo as preparation for a game against Schweiz
Isn’t that a bit politically incorrect?

POST IT

This actually sounds like a decent squad. Just missing a striker

Has Löw played 4-3-3 before?

Seems like Hernandez is in, Kovac can afford to play a high defensive line next season now.

Is Rashica playing?

halftime, no goal, both teams concentrating on their defens, the counter attacks are mostly poor. Slavia lucky, that the ref didn't award buyern a penalty for a handball in the box.

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DIE HAND DA IM SECHZEHNER NICHTS, ABER REIN GAR NICHTS ZU SUCHEN

Clearly just signalling that one of them was offside

The zoomers have taken over

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Schutzhand for my Empfinden.

GEIL! Hope Neuer makes a mistake today.

wasn't this offside?

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How many players in this squad are younger than you, /bundes/?

only havertz
t. zoomer

no, it may look like that from this angle, but it wasn't offside at all

>neverkusen dominance
the terrible early 00s are repeating themselves.

all except Neuer
*sips*

the only liability is Tah, Brandt and Havertz are based

No idea who that is, but the game is tomorrow so the lineups aren’t out

>Would their other hole remain unblasted?
>Maybe that's how the roast was created?

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>Halstenberg
>Klostermann

Wait... what if Jogi isn't retarded?

I think Gündogan is the closest to my age

>buyern relying on their diving abilities

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Huh? I thought Denmark was following Bremen, my mistake.

All. Except Löw.

>we need defenders who can defend
- Jogi 2k19

That was a great first touch.

he is though, hence tah
every big nigger is called the next boateng here and he believes it

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Jo frens wann ist das spiel eigl. ^^

Can we make a match thread?

Delaney wasn’t there for long so...

and there it is, slavia with a good match, but they just aren't on the same level.

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Dreiviertelstunde

Bayern can still win the Champions League?

wew

How can Almans even compete?

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Any information on Haching vs Cottbus?

>Zur Halbzeit steht es zwischen der SpVgg Unterhaching und dem FC Energie Cottbus torlos 0:0. Die Gastgeber waren etwas über eine halbe Stunde tonangebend, sie schafften es dabei jedoch nicht, gute Tormöglichkeiten heraufzubeschwören. Die einzige Ausnahme stellte Schimmers verunglückter Abschluss in Spielminute 23 dar. Energie blieb lange blaß und taute erst nach der ordentlichen Kopfballchance von Marcelo Costa (34.) etwas auf. Die beste Torchance im ersten Abschnitt hatten allerdings die Hachinger wenige Minuten vor dem Halbzeitpfiff: Krauß ließ mit einem Solo über die rechte Seite mehrere Gegenspieler stehen, sein anschließender Schuss verpasste nur knapp das lange Toreck. Dem bisher über weite Strecken ereignisarmen Spiel würde es im Sinne der Attraktivität guttun, wenn beide Mannschaften im zweiten Abschnitt mehr Risiko wagen.

>tf
>tp

>saul to city 80m
>pepe to bayern 80m
one of these things is not like the other

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>klingt so als fehlte Cottbus die Energie
xD

this is the only important match today btw. i hope Haching wins 2bh.

RB has the same amount of player
era of the bulls pill

>era of the bill

the surprising equaliser, game on

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Auf dem Ball liegt ja Schnee, wenn der ankommt. Hätte man halten können.

what a blooter, although a male keeper would have easily punched that over the crossbar

>whole thread enjoying the game
>one salty boy
(YOU) in the blue jacket

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What is that hairstyle called?

>whole thread consists of about 50% tomposts
>nobody tells him to shut up
where the fuck is jt when you need him for once?

>spend 20 million on a My little sawker African refugee
>spend 3 million on an American my little sawker defender who has never played a senior game for his My little sawker side
>spend 80 million on a Pepe
What went wrong with Bayern?

this is a GENDER NEUTRAL thread btw

you now remember julian green

a genderless football experience

>a male keeper would have easily punched that over the crossbar
a male striker would have hit the ball harder

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truely the paralympics of football

Robot football?

Game over, 1:1 buyern still the favourite to advance, but they bottleed it in a similar situation against twente two or three years ago.
time to switch to the wolfsburg match, which could already be an early final, considering the best teams are facing each other.
youtube.com/watch?v=5SpoYjhj1fA

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>tfw you realize that on the men's side there would be Manuel Neuer on the line

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Genders are literally made up by men thus an social construct/mere ideology

lol btfo

Wo wird das Spiel übertragen?

RTL

DAZN (like every other game)

It's 9.99 per month btw

You now remember Breno

Fun fact:

Today the sentence for Karadzic was extended. Expecting a heated game

It doesnt "übertragen" the BL games. Literally the only games anyone gives a shit about.

Stream it is then.

>(like every other game)

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Who's the qt beside Joachim?

you should be allowed to burn down your own house desu

Man muss sich da nen Premium Account machen, um das online zu streamen? Ja, gute Nacht. Stotternder Araber-Stream ich komme.

Damn Havertz shoots like that?

>Kimmich on the 6
Its almost as if Löw doesnt remember the last time he tried that.

I'm retarded, was meant for

Sad boomer Neuer only gets to play the friendlies now

RTL HD
elixx.me/ulazio.html

>Wo isch'n der Mesut?

I actually don't. Redpill me.

Holland
3 goals against
0 impact

Honestly, RTL sucks so much I don't even bother turning on the TV.

>t. Jogi

da kann man schonmal _______ sagen

they even kicked out based boomer lehmann
always enjoyed him shitting on löw and the nt postgame

>t. Uli

Ja wenn du erschtmal so viel an deinem Sack schnüffelschst wie isch dann vergischt man sowas ebe

Tf is this zoomer shit? Did the Serbs sent their U19 team or something?

Jesus Christ Kimmich, its a flat pass, not rocket science.

Brandt unironically looks amazing on the "half-right" these days.

oh no no no no

NEGER
go ahead sojabubi, report me again

Sky UK via acestream
513ad87cc8ae8a3780f42bf4e9567833d8a279a0

And punished.

Kankerland is unexpectedly good the last half year though, see bauern vs ajax, real vs ajax and national games in this timeframe.

LÖW RAUS ALDER

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CALLED IT

I thought Lehmann got a job as a coach.

KOSOVO JE SRBIJA

This Jovic seems like a good player

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Kimmich played on the 6 vs Ajax and was nowhere to be found aswell.
Kimmich works well as a "3rd winger" against defensive teams, which is why he racks up so many assits. To somehow pretend hes the next Lahm playing 5D chess on the pitch is delusional. Hes shit on the 6 and that wont change.

Is this /bundas/?

Warum rücken die bei der Mauer so früh raus, wenn der Ball noch nicht mal im Ansatz geklärt ist?

He playes the 6 because earlier he satisfied the expectations for at least two national matches
kicker.de/news/fussball/nationalelf/731425/artikel_kimmich_gegen-peru-habe-ich-mehr-riskiert.html

/Bunga bunga/

WIR SIND ZUSAMMEN RAUS
WIR FAHRN ZUSAMMEN HEIM
KOMM LASS ES BITTE SCHNELL VORÜBER SEIN

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>bei der Mauer
*bei der Ecke

This Löw gets for not respecting the "Leistungsprinzip" and letting shitters like Neuer play

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>gegen peru
Look at this game sofar. He had 2 severe Wackler against deep defending Serbians and has had 0 impact on the game.

what a mistake.

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Based I still remember this. *sips*

>Brandt on the wing
genius

>go ahead sojabubi, report me again

Don't worry, we'll condition you into an acceptable human being over the next few weeks

request jogi_bosz.jpg.exe.scr.com plus the funny saying.

HOLY FUCK Werner is selfish. Hell fit right in at Bayern.

>werner

I AUSTRIJA JE SVAICARSKA

>gegen peru
and france, who are dabbing on everyone else in the world right now.
You mentioned the game vs holland, which I was replying to. And because you feel like your argument may be invalid, you pick the "flee" strats and try to shift the discussion to some other point in time, e.g. this very game.
Step up your argument points, this is not R*ddit (even it is dead /bundes/).

very unlucky, wolfsburg played so strong all season, but they aren't in good shape right now, as they have their most important match

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>almost 2:0

OLMO at the (((manshaft)))

meant for

>Kimmich nowhere to be found
>again

>cant finish
>cant defend
>aimlessly pass the ball around the midfield

are we forever stuck in the 2018 WC loop?

As long as you keep Löw, yes.

Sane, Gündo, Brandt and Havertz look pretty good actually.

>pass to the right
>back to the center
>back to the right
KOMMT SCHON
SCHIEßT MAL PAAR TORE

Sane has been awful, just as he’s always in the man shaft

Try watching the game. Hes had 2 very good runs. Not his fault the others cant finish.

was los mit sané amk

is failing at the euro quali the only realistic chance to get rid of jogi? I mean I cant imagine the dfb would keep him after that

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>dat popp thigh though

You’re the one who’s not watching the game. He looks soooo much more impressive in the prem.

>is failing at the wc the only realistic chance to get rid of jogi? I mean I cant imagine the dfb would keep him after that
posted like 8 months ago

He just dribbled past 3 defenders and should have gotten a penalty.

Try paying attention lad.

Sane is the only good player. Really makes you think.

Nä, da hebt er selbst zu früh ab.

Smh sane is an uggo

You both aren't watching the game or you would have noticed that our defense is too good for germany

>(((WERNER)))
>(((WERNER)))
>(((WERNER)))
>(((WERNER)))
>(((WERNER)))
>(((WERNER)))

>that Kimmich "pass" to the Serbian player's shoulder

Er hat ihm das Bein gestellt, egal wie "früh" er abhebt.

>HURENSOHN
>HURENSOHN
>HURENSOHN
>HURENSOHN

God I hope he goes to Bayern

*sucks air through teeth*
chaaa gut ich sammamal gerade die jungen schpieler haben heud au schon irgewie au sammamal nicht sooo gud geschpielt wie ich au im training gesagt habe des hamma auuuu irgendwie sooo au nischt chaa antizipiert und au der timo werner und der mesut des sind sammmal auch chaaaa natürlich auuu so nicht kommuniziert des is au irgewie au sooo sammamal chaa

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Serbien muss sterbien

>ter Stegen comes in for the 2nd half
>concedes 2 goals

>that dribbling
>that shot
imagine rating that mongrel

>there are people who unironically rate werner

>our

also

HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO HUSO

based as h*ck

VERRRRRRRRRR
NEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>they dont have DAZN
lumoring@ ur life
best football watching experience since a decade. watch like 7-9 games per week lmao

WEW

you're a man of great taste

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>watching like 7-9 farmer games per week lmao

It should be 0-3 already. How the fuck did he miss that?

>inb4 Löw making 7 subs in the second half because he’s “trying out le players and formations”

Gündoğan eh beste ja

twitter.com/DFB_Team/status/1108457880653565952

>these comments

Well, that's kinda what this game is about.
>inb4 Reus gets subbed in and injured instantly

Jovic is a fucking bull. He wrestled with Tah and actually won.

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>whole stadium booing

based

>HT'
Fans Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>implying bundes isnt the worst league

...

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>imagine playing so shit against Serbia that people unironically switch to women's football
#JustDFBThings

wolfsburg will be lucky, if they score one away goal and have the chance to turn it around at home

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We need to put Löw out of his misery.

Der Mesurt hat gar nisch gespielt du mega hurrenson!

SHE WAS A FAX MACHINE
SHE KEPT HER MODEM CLEAN
SHE WAS THE BEST DAMN PRINTER THAT I'VE EVER SEEN

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how many sitters must werner miss to finally be dropped

all of them.

>please save me royce

IT'S HAPPENING

No shit.

There goes the BL title for Dortmund.

Ter stegen in lmao

ter stegen > neuer uezs

>Harvy Rain, Detroid and Beyond on PC soon

LeL

>reus subbed in

why? why would he risk injury in a worthless match like this

gotta save loew's job

they could always, you know, not be complete shit when a single player is missing

hob vrschissn

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the age of NEUERRR is finished

You mean like Bayern without Thiago?

As a bauer, I say yes. Just watch the first goal in the 2nd leg of cl vs liverpool. I get what an offensive goalkeeper is meant to be. Noyer is no o gk, he thinks he is above that. He's probably a (the last) pro yogi guy im mannschaftsrat, so.

Who cares? Literally who is interested in playing these games?

>implying the goal wasnt mostly the Brazilian manlets' fault

They lost the last game with royce though.

>mfw brandt and reus link up

>Gundogan is the captain now

Interactive movies are fun especially when you watch them with some friends/your gf
Just never pay full price for them.

mashallah

Kimmich is such a useless fucking retard.

Tah is so bad its pathetic. Fuck dfb and fuck low

>Bayern without Thiago
And Martinez. And Alaba. And Coman.
True, but if Noyer would have been like 5 m away from the torlinie, there would have been a chance to clear the shot. Was the same vs worst korea, even if it was meaningless, but even worse
>hurr durr we got nothing to loose, better try something I never accomplished before
And before that, we had like 9 months without practice due to injury? He's past his zenit, and probably has been for years now.

hello I am here for the Reus injury

yes we all are

>Granatmetzka in
Now we talkin

>sané is still playing

why would you sub in a Bauern player? let the BvB cucks get injured

Bayern got destroyed in the Dortmund game and they were only missing Thiago. Coman is made of glass, hes not relevant.

>True, but if Noyer would have been like 5 m away from the torlinie, there would have been a chance to clear the shot.
Yeah and Mane scored the goal of the season. If he stays on the line and Mane dribbles past Rafinha its now a 1on1.

>Bayern got destroyed in the Dortmund game
??? it was literally an even match where anyone could win

Goretzka is shit anyways.

How many of the players currently on the pitch do you think you could take in a 1v1 fight?

>le run fast with the ball negro

>destroyed
>Dortmund needed a BS pen to even come back

Based löw kicking out bayern players to save the league

every "german" player and no serb

>3-1
Sure thing Phillip

>the """German""" """"""national"""""" """""""""""""""""team"""""""""""""""

should just play reus as a false 9 ffs, werner is dogshit.

>he doesnt even know the correct score
is everyone ITT a casual?

>??? it was literally an even match where anyone could win
Dortmund had 6-7 100% goal chances, of which they only scored 3. Bayern had 2 dusel moments and 1 offside goal. Furthermore Bayern powered themselves out for 30 minutes at the start and had 0 energy left for the rest of the game. Dortmund didnt just win the game, they were by far the better team all around.

And again, if Thiago had been there, maybe Bayern wouldnt have lost so clearly.

Pretty sure it was 3-2 tho

>Coman is made of glass
You remember what robben was called in his time with real? Mr. Glass. Didn't keep bauern docs from getting him to almost normal injury rates. And Coman is very young still regarding footballers age.

Yeah and Mane scored the goal of the season. If he stays on the line and Mane dribbles past Rafinha its now a 1on1.
1on1 ist at least a fifty fifty chance, which is way more than he had being out of the sechzehner in this sutuation.

>Neuer comes out, the ball long gone and literally sweeps Reus off his feet

kek if they go with that they might as well just burn the fucking club down, awful

>Reus kicks the ball away with literally zero chance of scoring and runs into Neuer who was already sliding

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Coman is injured again btw.

You dont seem to understand my point. 99% of the times a gk comes out like that, the striker loses the ball. Mane is that good and pulled off an amazing trick.

Its a pen but only because Reus wants it. All he could have gotten from that chance was a pen after his heavy touch. Ye its a pen but its a bit cheeky. Tbh I liked it more when you werent posting anymore schluchtenscheiBer

Nex thing youll post xG values. Go watch the highlights if you dont remember.

>runs into Neuer
Yeah, he totally just happened to run into the 100kg goalkeeper who cut him off and took him down.

>Its a pen but only because Reus wants it.
Yeah, not because it was a blatant foul.

AhahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahaAhahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

I demand that we establish calling Lahm "Fips" from here on out.

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>Müller almost murders somebody in the CL and only got 2 games banned
fucking how?

Coman isnt fucking Robben. Bayern are fucked. They brought shitter in to replace all their aging players. They field players like Boateng, Coman, Lewa, and Rafinha. Players like Thiago, Alaba, Hummels, Kimmich, and Goretzka underpreform on a constant basis. James is an embarrassment. Literally the best player on the pitch is Gnabry which is depressing

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wtf

Ive seen it not being given. Its like saying that the bs pen that Ribery got at the start of the season is a pen. Guy is lying there and he runs over him.

Klose would've converted every single one of those crosses

Why the fuck is Ilkay "Erdogan is my president" Gündogan captain of our team?
Why not ter Stegen/Kimmich/Süle?
Is this some sort of integration/muh he learned from his mistake and tries to identify more with Germany shit?

Müller did nothing wrong

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Werner really is a massive disappointment.

>sané bullied off the ball
but I thought the EPL was physical?

AHAHAHA
they are not gonna score

>Guy is lying there and he runs over him.
Go watch the fucking highlights. Im dont arguing with your vague memory. Neuer completely takes him down.

Deutschland muss sterben

The state of (you)

werner doesn't have that striker instinct

filter Austria

stop replying

wolfsburg is back in the game, lyon is punished for letting wolfsburg play and not to go for the third goal

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>Reus to Goretzka

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based bauern saving germoney again

Nah, your expectations are just too high

kimmich is even worse in midfield than on the right

jebem ti mater

>still doesn't understand my role in the universe

I meant the pen that ribery got where the guy was lying there. But you cant get past your victim complex instincts. I hope dirtmund get battered by buyern and choke the league hard. Solely because of how insufferable you are

Youre gonna trigger some farmers, careful.

why do these german friendly matches always feel so american

If by "insuferable" you mean "makes me look like a fool with facts and arguments", then sure. Good luck with that.

Sane is such a fucking coon with no end product when it comes to the nt

shitty atmosphere because only plastics watch the german nt so it's extremely commercialized and soulless.

basicalyl what was done to english football was done to the german nt as well

kann mir jemand sagen warum ich dieses team nicht feiern sollte? jede position ist okay besetzt finde ich

why would you ever give any attention to an Austrian shareholder?
reminds me of my friend
he was a Real Madrid fan from 2012 to 2017
now he's a Liverpool fan since 2 years ago
he's also been a Bayern fan all this time of course

and he lives on the border to Denmark

good post
I dont give one shit about Bayern or Dortmund but I want BVB to fuck up now just so that faggot pisses off again

Halt's Maul, Steffan!

So many triggered snowflakes in this thread. Its almost as if zoomers cant handle being exposed as retards.

Yikes, did you post on reddit while you were gone from spee? Your thoughts are clouded by bias so theres no point in trying to convince you of anything. Thats what I mean with insufferable

This. Showed those Ajax zoomers whose boss.

Weil sich Deutsche gerne über alles aufregen. Find das Team auch okay.

die mannschaft über alles amirite

austrian versicherungskaufmann is a professional reactionary and contrarian

never respond to his posts

If by "clouded by bias" you mean "posts facts that contradict my deluded claims", then sure. Ive never been on reddit. Is that where you migrated from?

jesus christ imagine being happy about barely drawing with serbia

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>was ist turniermannschaft

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Sane really deserves a goal today.

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dive

He’s been shit tho

You surely cant do it twice can you? I thought the frenchie was in charge of this kind of posting

Maybe I’m on vacation??
But seriously, he’s been nothing but *dribble and lose the ball*

Arguably the most active player today. Constantly making runs and trying something. The effort is there, maybe hes just missing a bit of luck.

>mfw there's people in this very thread that talk about Lahm on the 6 being anything but absolute dogshit
what the fuck? Lahm was basically useless on the 6

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field hockey=women's football>women's lacrosse>women's hockey>softball>women's handball>>>>women's basketball>>>>>>>>>women's handegg

Hat nach dem schwachsinn gegen die sandneger auch jeder gedacht

Yes, has been unlucky though

Lahm on 6 was a meme created by gurdiolel

>Lahm
Who's that? Some zoomer? Is he still alive? Sounds slow

>Kimmich the manlet tries to create drama again

>being this anti bauern
Jesus christ, end yourself. Leave our sp alone

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>"Was fürn Solo von Leeroy Sane!"
>Forgets to mention that he accomplished fucking nothing and got a lucky foul from the ref that wasn't one
fucking germans

Calm down there Dragan. Not liking a player in the German team doesnt make me anti-Bayern.

This

Basiert wie fick

Wait, are you talking about the Austrian Liverpoolfag who also posts in /deutsch/?

HAHAHAHAHAHA WO STEHT SLIPPERPOOL JETZT DU HUSO?

No, im furious

>Klostermann ded

nah thats another retard
also
>posting in deutsch

What's guardiolel even up to these days? Winning another league title?

I WAS PROMISED A REUS INJURY

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The era of the bull is over before it began.

>Jovic out
>offence goes to shit
>bring him back as "Jovicic"
Sure, Serbia, that totally sounds like a believable name.

Dont bully the newguy. Hes clearly getting adjusted to this harsh autistic safespace.

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CHIMP OUT IN A FRIENDLY
>CHIMP OUT IN A FRIENDLY
CHIMP OUT IN A FRIENDLY
>CHIMP OUT IN A FRIENDLY

nice chimpout sahne

>Leroy ded

>the nigger chimps out
oh wow surprise

löl

HOLY SHIT. How did he not break his leg.

You were saying?

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friendly reminder that this is in fact a friendly match with absolutely no meaning whatsoever

yes kill the fucking nigger

>SERBS

ganz klar dunkelrot.

did you r mother not love you?
whats wrong frink?

REPORTED. ARTIKEL 1.

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>rtl retards versuchen ein 1:1 gegen Serbien schön zu reden
kek who do they think are they fooling?

negerlands - germoney predictions??

>die würde des MENSCHEN ist unantastbar
>neger sind aber gar keine menschen

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3:3

Now I remember why I dont come here anymore.
See ya in 2020 for the EC kids. Im out.
Take care of new Switzerland for me, hes clearly autistic.

kek verpiss dich halt ösisau

>3:3
wtf

nigger
neger

Why do you not come here anymore? Because you can't stand being told the truth about niggers?

More like 3:0

match is over, lyon wins 2:1 at home, both teams showed some good football, so the second leg should be completely open and entertaining.
The second leg will already be played next week so don't miss.
good choice, put women's volleyball on top, too

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Based Manfred33!

jesus christ just had to manage some serious family drama throughout the second half. on my phone with my mum and my dad in turns for like 40 minutes...

i gotta get out of this country. far away. where no one can ask anything of me anymore.

All meinen jüdischen Freundinnen & Freunden und allen, die es feiern, ein gesegnetes und frohes Purim Sameach!

lol when will they learn?

jz erstmal 1 joint

vierzwanzich blas es (mich)

I caught a cold. How do I make my life less miserable?

you could just kys, if you know what i mean

Salbeitee bzw. Kamillentee
Trag nen Schal und dann Pullover drüber
Leg dich hin, trink viel Wasser und schlaf.

watch /wundes/

what was it about

Danke. Du wärst bestimmt ein guter Lebenspartner, der einen gesund pflegt.

Ein Scheiß, ich bin nur selber gerade erkältet. Hatte am Freitag Fußballtraining, und dann war plötzlich Platzregen.

Ist mir neu dass Mamis jetzt auch hier posten...

my dad being a senile idiot and locking himself out of the house... among other things

they both love you, dont leave them

haste kein Immunsystem digga?

Enjoy your Rauschgift, du Spacken, Alter! Bleib drauf hengen du Bastard

>posting on 4chin(nel)
>being loved by your parents
pick one

my mum does, she's awesome. :)

anyway, i'm off watching a movie

Doch, aber wenn du zwanzig Minuten Passübungen im Regen machst, packt dich das irgendwann. Eigentlich werde ich wenig krank, aber manchmal schleicht sich halt was ein.

Wenn du Passübungen richtig machst bewegst du auch dich dort. Und selbst wenn nicht, 20 Minuten im Regen sollten kein Problem sein für jemanden mit mit einem guten Immunsystem.

>going outside
That's where you went wrong

Theoretisch schon. War aber ne Scheiß-Übung mit wenig Bewegung. Zu viele Spieler pro Station, sodass man lange rumstand.
Und wie gesagt, es war nicht einfach nur Regen, es war schon ordentlicher Platzregen plus starker Wind. Normalerweise mache ich das ganze Jahr auf kurzer Hose und im T-shirt, aber Freitag habe sogar ich mir mal 'ne Jacke angezogen. Und dann hat man halt auch mal Pech, denke ich.

>Jacke

pussy

ligainsider.de/bayer-04-leverkusen/4/werkself-besiegt-ajax-nach-rueckstand-266248/
>Alario can't even score against Ajax' waterboys
J U S T

How is throwing a ball worth a three game suspension? Are you retarded or just a shareholder?

jz 1 kino

Wenn die käsköppe ernst machen 5:0

paulinho can
THROUGHBREAK

In what world is deliberately throwing the ball at someone not at least a three game ban?
Also it’s not his first straight red, so they’re a little tougher on him already.

good night

N8TI

goooooooooooooooood morning

Neuer, Sane and Kroos will start against the Netherlands, its basically over already

Homo

with neuer: lose 1-0
without neuer: win 1-0
hmm.....

i almost came when i saw ter Stegen's Spieleröffnungen, last time i saw something like this from Neuer was in the 2010 World Cup, Löw is a fucking retard

>Spieleröffnungen
?

Ter Stegen looked so calm and comfortable in his distribution yesterday. Neuer doesn't give you that sense of comfort these days.

"game openings", basically his distribution

yes, you could see it with the whole team, they looked way more organized the second half

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>Für bessere Stimmung helfen nur Siege
Die DFB-Verantwortlichen haben dieses Problem längst registriert - genauso wie die Tatsache, dass Länderspiele zuletzt nicht mehr ausverkauft waren.
>Auch deshalb spielte man nun in der kleineren Volkswagen Arena.
>Im kommenden Juni geht es für die Partie gegen Estland nach Mainz.

top olmer
if they play in MainzZzzzz then they will maybe play my local Maulwurfsparadies-Arena soon

>/ck/
ich kenn schon genug kränkliche lauchs die den ganzen tag instant ramen und cornflakes fressen, danke

>tfw the whole DFB is so fucked we wont win a trophy in decades
the 7-1 wasn't free...

Got to stop worrying about fucking up the euros 20 and go full rebuild mode for 2026

at least we could experience the wc win.
just imagine if they choked the final.
feels like we're now back in the early 2000's where barely anyone watched the manshaft because almost every game was either a draw or loss

the difference to back then is that players actually cared about the NT, they were just bad. pretty much like England a few years ago. now we have a bunch of overrated shitters who think they're too good for Länderspiele and this includes the coach.

yeah but the results were pretty much the same

Would it still be the best option to sack Löw or has the train abgefahren?

>>the difference to back then is that players actually cared about the NT, they were just bad. pretty much like England a few years ago. now we have a bunch of overrated shitters who think they're too good for Länderspiele and this includes the coach.
werner isn't good
havertz isn't ready
sané and brandt looked lively
kimmich needs to go back to RB
Suele and Tah have a collective IQ of 4

Ck one of the only good boards left

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unrionically miss the days of Kahn, Frings, Friedrich, Neuville and Klose lads. actually felt like cheering for a national team.

>you now remember collecting the Hanuta stickers for WM 2006
>now I want a Hanuta
fucking advertisement still works 13 years later

plus they were actually men, compare Kahn or Ballack to the sojaboys that make up the majority of (not only) your team now

Austria - Poland today btw, guaranteed draw

CATHY

die sind schon wieder gemein zu mir, machst du mir noch einen von den Soja-Hirse Smoothies auf?

unrionically miss the days of Kahn, Frings, Friedrich, Neuville and Klose lads. actually felt like cheering for a national team.

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good vid

youtube.com/watch?v=8ccqC6htLKQ

Feel like pure shit, just want them back xx

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kek

nah fuck those retards in particular, they were the first zoomers

Wichtiger Aufruf

Verhindert Artikel 13! Ruft eure EU-Abgeordneten an.
Ja, anrufen. Mit dem Telefon. Klicken reicht nicht.

pledge2019.eu/en

wtf does it even do? im not a nerd i dont follow politics.

/bundes/ will be blocked.

youtube.com/watch?&v=CyUh9wOp_Rw

upload filters n sheet

it makes zoomers angry so I fully support it

CDU & SPD are doing the content industry a favor and fucking up the Internet in Europe.

will i still be able to watch hentai and browse sadpanda? if yes, i dont care.

good then maybe plebs will realise they fuck up europe in every other way too

DFB wartet nur noch auf Tuchels Rausschmiss bei PSG

>politics based on getting people mad
This will surely end well and not divide the country.

no it wont, now fuck off back to riddit or pr0 again

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I don't care, I hate easily 90% of people and would love to see them struggle in the next crisis.

Zu Artikel 13 schreibt mir gerade ein Insider aus dem EU-Parlament, dass die Anrufe funktionieren. Nicht nachlassen!!

What a load of shit. Upload filters will apply to all European sites.

hat mich überzeugt, dange

see, then it doesn't bother me at all. why would i care if some youtubers like haftbefehl cannot make money any more.

for me, it's anything that makes dumb consumer sheep start to hate the EU

for me, it's anything that makes dumb consumer sheep start to hate the EU

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Wow you and the Ösi are fucking dumb as a brick.

ach Sören...

top argument, explain again how /bundes/ in specific and Yea Forums in general will be affected
as I said: fuck off back to riddit or pr0 where people are retarded enough to support your cause
as a general rule of thumb, as soon as the participants of a demonstration look like pic related its not a cause worth supporting

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1v1 me in speed chess right here and now faggot i'll show you who's dumb

Why? Isn't reform the exact thing the EU needs?

Actually, chess is more a skill of memory than a skill of intelligence.

does that mean I can sue jthief if he steals my memes again?

Yea Forums makes money.

>ruhrpott rodeo
based zeckendreck

heh nice dodge. okay, let's settle this with a true battle of wits - magic the gathering.
i'll be waiting on the aldi süd parkplatz castrop-rauxel

>chess is more a skill of memory
what?

>I don't like [group of people] so everything they say is wrong
>falling for the divide et impera meme and acting smug

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find a flaw

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the EU only exists today because it shat on all agreements that were originally made. back when politicians had at least a few brain cells. it needs to die.

nice Sachargument, Malte-Leon

It's true. Unless you are a super computer or an absolute worldclass player, you will make moves based on what you remember from your chess books.

The asymetry is bugging me.

What agreements did it shit on?

>politicians were better in the past!
Nah, politicians were always shit, human nature does not change. The only thing that changes is the system in which the politicians operate, and public opinion.

>wah wah wah youtube channel
>wah wah wah youtube channel
>wah wah wah youtube channel
>wah wah wah blue haired girl on a photo
This is the intellectual level you operate on. And now you want me to explain how European law affects US companies operating in the US. Wait until Hiro pulls the plug on this site and you realize that you can't host harmless /bundes/ threads on your own servers without the Abmahnindustrie fucking your shit up, then you'll realize the consequences of this shit.

>Nah, politicians were always shit
youtube.com/watch?v=XPynZgJgMt4
also read a fucking book you filthy zoomer, I'm not going to spoonfeed you basic knowledge of recent history

it was never meant to become a political union, for one thing. We joined only in 1994 under the premise of "national sovereignity will never be touched, Austrias neutrality is in no way compromised"
its a bit different today, isnt it?

also
read a fucking book you filthy zoomer, I'm not going to spoonfeed you more basic knowledge of recent history

What's that video supposed to tell me? That politicians are shit today? Like I said, they were always shit. Complaining about dumb politicians is a kneejerk reaction as old as politics itself, do you actually ACTUALLY believe they are any worse today just because some of them made a shitty youtube video where they act like retards?

What book do you recommend me to read?

In what way is Austria's souvereignity and neutrality compromised?

see
>I'm not going to spoonfeed you more basic knowledge of recent history

you arent half as smart as you think you are and quite frankly you should consider killing yourself

>you will make moves based on what you remember from your chess books.

lol I hope you don't think anyone remembers the exact position of pieces in thousands of discussed problems, do you?
By studying chess books you learn to see patterns, not to remember a certain situation because the exact same situation will never appear in a real chess game more than once and only minimal variations of the position of one of the pieces might break down the whole textbook solution ad absurdum.
Studying chess books and see how other people try to find a solution isn't any different than analizing past matches in any sport.

You sound like someone who played chess once and completely got btfo and then you came up with this excuse that chess has nothing to do with intelligence, strategy, visual thinking, combinatorics and the ability to think further ahead than your oponent but instead it's only memorizing textbook solution.

No, I know jackshit. That's why I ask you a question. You only replied with a weird "its a bit different today, isnt it?" half-question. Why don't you give me a concrete answer?

I actually never played chess. Just talking out my ass there. :^)

Klostermann is out for the Netherlands match

Bentaleb became father and forgot to inform >Schalke on the day his kids were born that he will be late, thats why he has to play for the U23

me neither, yet you still dodged like a bitch.

Dodged what? I was just shitposting about chess.

see >Bentaleb
Will Huub forgive or banish him? Doesn't really matter either way, the only thing he's done this season is scoring penalties

>I forgot to inform my boss that I just became a father
the mental state of schalke players everyone

You weren't talking to me up there.

>You weren't talking to me up there.
that's exactly what i would say if i were to avoid a chess match

what did he mean with this dance?

twitter.com/rb_live/status/1108763678042714112

neu

Is she fucking crying?

>attack from behind
>run like a bitch when the other girl fights back
Worthless cunt.

isn't that something boateng did at the last euro?