OFFICIAL SEATLE MARINERS AT OAKLAND ATHLETICS GAMETHREAD

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

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WTF IS THIS EMERGENCY ALERT INTERRUPTING THE MARINERS GAME

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M’s fans, what’s worse: watching your competitive team fall apart and miss the playoffs, or stomaching a rebuild?

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tis the signal that ichro is about to throw an huge ball on your city

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realistically speaking, what are the Mariners and dipoto trying to achieve?

LET'S
GO
OAK
LAND

we've experienced the former for the past 5 years so that. i want a rebuild

*dabs on oakland*

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Hello

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>Jokeland A'ss

im here senpai, no trip this year though.

go M's!

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when does the npb season start

Why are so many Japanese ballparks under domes?

Go back to sleep!

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Wheres that train nigga?

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The sun is a deadly laser

First jay bruce as a mariner at bat lol

mlb streams down this year??

It's very rainy in July

ichirooooooooooooooo

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Japanese domes are comfy

Why am I staying up to watch the first game of this surely awful season?

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>tfw I already want to kill myself...

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next week, around same day as MLB

Koshien starts this friday night (saturday morning in australia)

Does mlb allow ads on jerseys now? Wtf is that patch on the side of the mariners shirts?

Yeah, idk. Pretty bummed I can't find a stream that works

>Trotting out Ichiro's corpse because mlb made you play in japan

老けたなぁ

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It's gonna be a looooooooonnnnnnggggg season

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>It's very rainy in July
dont even make me reminder that, i hate woke up mid-season and there is no abseball beacuse its raining everwhere in japaan

Game is on ESPN, no MLB.TV is streaming

good boy

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At least Jay Bruce provided a hit. First hit of the 2019 MLB season.

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who is the favorite to win here gents

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they allow in internetional games

ENEOS is an japanese fuel comany

Jay Bruce is leading MLB in WAR

>Felix is still on the team

How retarded

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i prefer Koshien stadium
MLB rarely plays there tho, they prefer the tokyo dome beacuse is more modern and beacuse its in tokyo

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takanohana

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It's my first "Fuck this team" and it's the first game of the season...

big dong

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Roll

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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ITS FUCKING OVER

see you guys next year

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why old people always looks ded inside?

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i love NTV score graphics, specially the HR ones

It would be fun just for the all dirt infield

Rolling

>jokeland
>xheattle

the entire is nice, its neo-classic style
The stadium makes 95 years this year

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this is the face of an man that is about to kill

trash...

post the ack attack train

JR

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Where does Oakland move to after this season?

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Rolling for fertilizing 7 with my A’s green seed.

i hope ichro bats good today, in pre-season games with the Jap Giants he sucked at bat

portland

they will stay there, they got an entire new stadium about to get funded

Las Vegas

gonna be either howard terminal, portland, or las vegas
nothing seems particularly imminent

>photographer Griffey

Fckn based as always with everything

FUCK
THIS
TEAM

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REEEEEEEEEE

LMAO

>The Marinerd shift backfires

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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yo what the fuck was that

Fire DiPoto
Fire Service

Jesus hell Healy you large fuck

L O N G S E A S O N

Even Loyld McClueless would be an upgrade

Can the Based A's topple the asstros for the west crown, lads?

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>more ded players

This season is gonna be a complete dumpster fire

>Catcher hurt
FUUUCCCCKK
THIIISSS
SEASOOOONNNN

Who would buy a 39 year old fish for $430000000.00

When are Cano and Cruz up in the lineup

162 games of being made fun of again.
I stayed up for nothing...

How much prozac should I take to be able to keep watching this game?

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The rags dome stadium isn't done yet so maybe there will be a few rainouts that don't get made up and they only finish 0-160

i must remind you that A´s just tied with an mid-tier chocker NPB Team 2 days ago and they dont lost just beacuse the NPB team had put an rookie as finsher

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Late but nice to see Healy already working on those negative defensive runs saved

Enjoy the little things like that DP

And Ichiros ABs - bout to get all sorts of loud

But yeah....

L O N G S E A S O N

It’s a catch 22. The amount of Prozac needed to watch an M’s game as an M’s fan would kill you.

ITS ICHI TIME NIGGAS

STREAM
firstonetv.live/Live/United-States-(USA)/ESPN-40

imagine pitching against this guy

This announcer sounds like a black PsychicPebbles

Mariners fans are like white sox fans that actually have a legitimate reason to complain about their team

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>hit that one pretty well
>sky high pop up

WOOOOO A FUCKING RUN!!!

i just wanted see ichiro bat an last dinger

deeeeeee

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SAFE

Aww yeah!!!

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I'll take it, wish Ichiro would've got a hit :/

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Dee GoRBIdon

SPEEED

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Can one of the japs tell me how popular the mariners are in japan?

Keep posting these, I love em

ALREADY KILLING OUR PLAYERS!!!
FUCK YOU, OUR SEASON IS SHIT ENOUGH AS IT IS

Holy fuck the As pitching coach runs like a fag

yay edwin

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSS

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FIRST GRAND SLAM
FUCK YEAH!!!

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GRAND SALAMI BABY

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GGRAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA RUNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

S L A M T A N A

GRAND MOTHERFUCKING SLAM

>Japanese women
fucking weebs

S L A M

Fiers is fucking broken, lmao

Dongmingo Blastana

First homer, first salami
Good day to stay up for Nipponball

slamtama

Grandu Sarami~~~

Show me more beer girls!

Anyone have a screenshot of the qt ballgirl?

how do challenges work in this series? do they still call new york?

fiers doesn't look in regular season mode

Fuck off healy

You stayed up? I went to bed early and woke up for this

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Jokeland still got the stench of the wild card game on ‘em. lel @ moneyball man

this. went to bed at 6 last night

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Based

Weebs fuck off

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they have local production from Japanese TV there, and they can use the screen of stadium too

Was bored and not tired after playing apex with a friend for a few hours

Saw baseball on ESPN channelsurfing
>confusion.jpg
"Welcome to the start of the MLB season!"
>?????

Worth it i guess

>weebs fuck off
>says that on weeb website

>korea
Begone plastic dogs!

what the hell ichiro was doing there? lmao

I have work at 6 am so that was no option for me, today and tomorrow is going to suck absolute ass

Everybody gettin a dinger

more dingers than they did on japanese pre-season games

Yeah i can imagine

As a jints fan seeing hundley was a nice treat, but I'm just glad Basedball is back

Thankfully my recent articles were already submitted so I have no work to do atm.

>bunting
just like my japanese baseball

ty haniger

Nice.

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RIP Ichiro

Why did none of the Japs give ichiro a standing ovation?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟдﾟ)

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Heartbreaking.

He is so close to crying in the dugout there

DP
P

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If the MLB knew what was good for them, they would have had the Mariners play the angels in tokyo instead of the As. Ichiro and ohtani

ohtani isn't ready to play yet

i am sure that ichiro will play tomorrow with the kikuchi debut m, it will be like an tourch passing game

ichiGOD.

A full stadium, well done tokyo

>it will be like an tourch passing game

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Kikuchi pitches tomorrow

I can barely hold back tears right now guys I am so sad for Ichiro.

>kikuchi
So how many dingers will this jap give up in the first inning tomorrow? We all know jap pitchers are a meme and all become exposed in the MLB

Japs love baseball
put it with the fact that Ichiro is playing

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Rare Healy hit

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HEALEY

HEALY

Ichiro deserved a ring more than anyone in baseball.

MORE
FUCKING
DINGERS

>dull

Ted Williams exists, user.

dingers for everyone

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That fucking bat flip though, lmao

Isn't he cryo frozen? Or did they decide not to do that

Ted Williams will get his chance again when his brain is put into another body once the defrost happens.

FUCK OFF JOKELAND

Maybe in 2021 Felix can get a K as a one out reliever in the offs

No post season for the King ever just hurts too much

>Vogey hbp
Fat boy, hell be fine

lol Sadaru Oh is watching the game

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nah they fucked it up in the lab. he'll come back retarded surely.

Who

fuck felix desu. hes a cancer to this team

litteraly the best jap player that played before ichiro

the japanese HR King, over 600+ and won Olympics and 06´World Baseball Classic being Japan Coach

He'll come back with retard strength and hit 80 homers in a season

Those aren't MLB stats so why should I care?

As starter #1, definitely

But he's got value as a reliever or maybe an opener?

Dudes energy in the dugout when not pitching looks like the exact opposite of cancer

you know that World Baseball Classic is litteraly organized by MLB right?

Felix is fucking trash and deserves to be flipping whatever meat back home in Memezuela

oh wait

They keep showing him but the American commentators don't know who the fuck he is and it's just dead air

name a bigger asshat than this dude in all of sports

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its beacuse they are using the signal of Japanese TV

that is kinda of funny beacuse the hue ESPN is talking an lot of him even citing stats and the fact that he actually had taiwan parents besides japan born

did someone got that guy with camera?

strawpoll.me/17644057

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MARCO

Looks like Marco's finally settled in.

m
a
r
c
o

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Fuck off, dads

Ichiro was definitely the most overrated player ever in baseball history. This guy never had batting technique, only ran fast that’s all. And no one cares if pitcher got that miserable infield hits by him.

i cant imagine this dumb fuck going to michelin star restaurants. embarrassing

It's not like you need to be smart to waste your money on overpriced restaurants.

maybe overpriced if you dont appreciate the experience and skill that goes into the food. its not for everyone.

he is efficient, in baseball what matters is get bases and runs

Ichiro was good an LOT with it, asides the big arm to make plays like and i dont find him the best japanese player tho, Oh is stil lthe best

finna mount the comeback lads

mariners bullpen gonna blow it

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SEE YA

This guy is fucking worthless.

a's are gonna struggle this year aren't they

lol memeiners

>No namers and rookies
Was going to happen...

based haniger

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Lol Rodney

Should be good for some insurance runs

holy shit phegley got someone at second

is trout overrated shit?

late night/early morning baseball is pretty comfy desu

>tfw no Diaz

Thatts the one that kills me. No way we have found a closer of his caliber if and when we're competitive in two years

I also miss Zunino because fuck you that's why

o7

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Where's that Ohtani kid? I thought he was a mariner?

>boreball
>a sport so not dying they have to gimmick its season opener for meme views
can we stop this already

your mom is overrated shit

Apehoop and the NFL's gimmick is it's all rigged

you mean like the nhl?

K

Love me some Mike Z

OWATA

M's WA KATAAAAA

MARINERS WIN! WE /1-0/ NOW

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ending it all lads

GG As

Perfect timing, just got to work. It was fun guys, go m's

the game is over

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Korea bro, thank you for saving my stuff, but if you're still awake, where do you fall on this? Personally I went with Under, but I trend conservative when it comes to Dads wins.

Over just because. I understand pitching is still poor and players are still developing. Something like 75 wins is much more likely.

>Had to filter 9. Nice images in this thread
You fagets really are reddit.

>Something like 75 wins is much more likely.
And that's exactly what I think as well. Personally thats the number I would have gone with for an over/under because that is more or less a good number to work from if you add in Machado's WAR. I think when Tatis gets called up, he'll have an impact, and I think Paddack, will be better than some of the arms last season, Strahm is supposedly looking better than he was last season, and Lamet will be back around the midseason which at his worst should be better than an arm from last season as well. Hopefully he'll be back around the time Paddack gets shut down. All of that being subjective, I'd say they land between 75 and 80, but that's only because I don't go into a season assuming everything that can go right will, because rarely does it ever.

OOC, if you'd indulge me, are you a Korean native, or a troop stationed over there?

Not for 2 years, I'd guess.

Replay starting now on MLB.

No he's an Angel

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