/epl/

>Goalkeeper Loris Karius, 25, has asked Liverpool to cancel his two-year loan deal with Besiktas. (Turkiye Gazetesi, via Liverpool Echo)
>Arsenal will reject the option to turn 25-year-old midfielder Denis Suarez's loan into a permanent move and will instead send him back to parent club Barcelona. (Sun)
JUST

>>>>>>>Goalkeeper Loris Karius, 25, has asked Liverpool to cancel his two-year loan deal with Besiktas. (Turkiye Gazetesi, via Liverpool Echo)

2019... I am forgotten...

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>"Russia Glory"

imagine rating dybala

Good. Denis Suarez is shit and Arsenal do not need yet another midfielder. They need to sign another CB, LB and RB. Preferably young. They could also do with a RW and LW winger and another FW. Midfield is their least of their problems because even with Ramsay going they have Guendoozi, Torreria, Xhaka, MN, Ozil, Mhitky and Elneny. Then they have Ben Sheaf, Joe Willock, Charlie Gilmour, Reiss Nelson and Krystian Bielik. The club buying new midfielders when they have all those 20~ year olds who could be showing what they got would be stupid.

>The club buying new midfielders when they have all those 20~ year olds who could be showing what they got would be stupid.
they're shit bro

Nelson, Willock and Bielik are fine. Sheaf is OK too. My point is by the time the first seven are done, those three will be fine. If they're shit; sell them. Don't keep them at the club.

Everton could realistically stay in the PL. The Chase is on btw lads.

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Are these threads actually back?

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Is he really a fraud

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Pretty sure he despises Pep, he would have never moved to City.

I love trans lads

He does since his Barca days.

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Top 20 manager in the PL

Ah the old kopite 'we were top of the league at christmas' dance

>yfw brexit is cancelled

Good, it's been a total shambles and we should forget it ever happened.

I quit football a few games in for various reasons this season. I come back and I've tried to keep them alive.

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>yfw she said literally nothing... again

>please fuck me harder, daddy EU, I want that big 'refugee' cock in me SO BAD.
Such pure soi that it should be an element on the periodic table.

Would you believe I actually voted Leave in the first place

I'd rather not have a civil war desu.

I'm quitting it after this season. Can't be fucked any more. If your club's not top 6 of the PL you basically don't exist in the eyes of the media.

That's a shame. I came back out of boredom. My local is probably gonna be relegated. Fed up with them. Then my Division 7 (I think) team is doing shit too.

Most galling thing for me today was the mainstream coverage of Bolton potentially going bust.

It was way down the front page of both BBC Sport and Sky Sports, with women's football getting a higher priority. Macclesfield and Ebbsfleet's winding up orders weren't even mentioned.

>plastics

Is this Saul Niguez as good as everyone making him out to be? Don't watch much Atletico but I don't rate Africans so I don't think Ndombele is worth the asking price

I reckon I watched about two matches this season. So little time on the weekends, plus no real interest anymore. Still love posting on 4ch though.

>newcastle signing a top prospect

lol mike ashley would never do such a thing

Saul is definitely elite. Good dribbler, solid passing, played CB so he can defend. Worth the 80 million no doubt. But he also signed a 9 year contract with Atletico so I don't see him moving

>Liverpool could be ready to agree a deal to sign Argentine Paulo Dybala, 25, from Juventus in a matter of weeks. (Tutto Mercato, via Team Talk)
So which one of their current front 3 is leaving for Halal?

You better be back for Summer /trans/

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Let us post the old one too. Since nobody else is posting. God I'm so alone. During last summer, I hated waking up, then I remembered /trans/.

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Ndombele really is an amazing prospect. He could very well be a generational talent.

This one is better because it recognizes the Swedish op.

That one is 2018. The one here is 2017. Hopefully 2019 will actually say '/trans/ 2019' so we know.

lel, poor based Swedebro.
Oh and don't worry, I'll always post on /trans/. Watching football shouldn't be a posting criteria :^)

dear friends,
why are barcelona the best team that ever existed?
is it because més que un club?

But it helps :^)

Poor Karius. He should just find a comfy German team and hone his skills, then go to Bayern and break scouser hearts in the Champions League once more

Guess time for me to sleep as this threads dead again.

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We still livin' and postin' out here in the wild

Reminder
change.org/p/singapore-government-ban-the-red-devils-from-coming-to-singapore-37f1377b-59f9-4b19-94ef-5006a105a220

He will do a Enke in less than two years

>implying Bayern will reach the final again
Lel

he looks like a conman to me

like he's in over his head so he always looks unhappy and miserable because he's living under constant fear that someone will find out

Any neet want to trade?
Wage not worth the cucking atm

not plastic whatsoever, lad

just completely disillusioned with it all

>woken up by cat banging on door
Alri lahs. Thinking on which gimmick I should use come /trans/.

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sexy grills posting please

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Eh somebody always does that anyway.

based /epl/ making an appearance
love you lads

What ever happened to the /trans/ PES team?

who will he buy this summer?

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So many shit players it will be glorious

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>Manchester United still have a chance of signing 23-year-old Paris St-Germain midfielder Adrien Rabiot after his mother, who is also his agent, denied a story that suggested the France international had agreed to join Barcelona
I don't see much of PSG, but isn't he just the French Matic?

Yes but his main issue is he listens to his mum about everything and if she's not happy, everything goes to shit. He's been essentially banned from playing.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47655930

>EFL clubs have backed an idea to split when the summer transfer window closes for teams in the Championship and Leagues One and Two.

>Under the new proposals, Championship clubs would have until 8 August to complete any loan or permanent signings while third and fourth tier sides would still have until the end of the month.

The first step to making the Championship Premier League Jr.?

I love sexy grills, bros

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M O D S.

Oui

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OUI OUI OUI
Is that a pierced nipple I spot?

I remember these threads being awesome and full of people. What happened? Did people give up on football?

Football gave up on people.
That and the only thing to look forward to is Liverpool choking the league.

Most of us probably grew up and got a job and/or gf (h-haha). Plus there's no real reason to come to Yea Forums other than stritctly talk about sports.

>Ander Herrera | Marca say they can confirm English claims that PSG are close to the signing.

Zoomers being flakey. Mods banning fun. And Life happens and you can only take so many messi vs Ronaldo threads

>you can only take so many messi vs Ronaldo threads
Those are pure undistilled cancer. Genuinely don't see how they're so popular. Is it just children making and posting them?

Or brainlets.
Checked in on Yea Forums the other day and saw only porn generals.

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Spics usually

My mate told me of a rumour that Zidane is looking to sign Felipe Anderson, but i couldnt find sauce. Is he full of shit?

No but his source probably is

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HDMI to boomer user when

all the trips moved on and it turns out anons are boring

At this point giroud is really more than a meme. He's so undervalued. Every good side should want him on the subs bench as a tall strong "plan b" #9 who has a track record of producing goals and remains good with his feet.

He hated playing for guardiola. If he had gone it would have been before pep got there or pep would have jettisoned him first chance he got.

Non league posting killed us

I think we might actually have a chance, lads.

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Too late. Too many pakis already. We're all doomed.

*sip* A-yup, I remember this forced meme.

>having a life
Kek. Nice one. Superior to me.

>"Once he is there, there is an opulent feast put on during which he teaches the videos to him and the money is transferred. The next day, the Sheikh rises the price of oil a little bit and recovers the money."

BTFO

it can happen to the best of us

>Swansea City are seeking redundancies among all staff other than players and manager Graham Potter

>Actually asking staff to step forward if they'll accept voluntary redundancy

They literally haven't had any benefit from being in the Premiership for seven years. Straight back to square one.

They're in 15th place in de Championship, just behind Stoke.
This is what happens when betting companies take over a club.

>>Actually asking staff to step forward if they'll accept voluntary redundancy
>everyone steps back
>only Wilfred Bony still standing there
>Ah Wilfred, so good of you to volunteer

Not sure I'll bother watching england tonight
qualifiers suck dick desu

>not watching it to shit on Sterleling. Dude with 4 goals in 47 games. 0.085 goals per game. He's still played because 'muh dribbling' 'muh assists'. Don't play him as a fucking FW then.

Swansea aren't owned by a betting company

I'm seeing double here! Two Fitizens!

>Birmingham City will be deducted nine points by the English Football League for breaching profitability and sustainability rules, reports BBC WM.

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Sterling can do no wrong whatsoever
Don't you dare criticise him or else!

>Chelsea are considering Wolves boss Nuno Espirito Santo, 45, or former club favourite and current Derby boss Frank Lampard, 40, to replace 60-year-old Italian Maurizio Sarri as manager. (Sun)

Manchester United are confident of signing 26-year-old England and Leicester defender Harry Maguire in a £65m deal. (Star)

>Liverpool have joined Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund in showing an interest in Chelsea's 18-year-old English winger Callum Hudson-Odoi. (Bild - in German)

Tottenham playmaker Christian Eriksen, 27, has been linked with a move to Real Madrid. (Talksport)

>Bayern Munich full-back David Alaba, 26, has revealed he was a boyhood Arsenal fan as he hinted he could be interested by a move away from the Allianz Arena. (Bild via Daily Mail)

West Ham winger Felipe Anderson, 25, is Real Madrid's £65m fall-back option if they fail to attract first-choice target Eden Hazard from Chelsea. (Sky Sports)

>Everton are keen on signing Venezuela striker Salomon Rondon, 29, who is on loan at Newcastle from West Brom. (Star)

Paris St-Germain have made a move to sign Manchester United midfielder Ander Herrera, with the 29-year-old Spaniard out of contract in the summer. (Sun)

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Lads what do you think of Harry's new business? Is this good present for my dad?

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>do completely average in the Championship
>this guy can mount a title challenge for us
lmao

Would you not promote a razor with a perfectly-shaved face?

No. People shave to tidy up edges.

He uses it to shave his bird's minge

a totally unkempt grizzle across the face advertises it just fine

No but id close my mouth

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srsly fuck international breaks

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>tfw Halal Madrid buy Eriksen and Kane next season

>pic

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I think Eriksen is pretty likely. Kane on the other hand...

You're citing those sources ironically, right?

N'Dombele is fantastic.

Fuck off newfag.

t. trip

What are the drawings saying?

Mordred(left): So that's your underwear, huh?
Saber(right): U M U.

5th year in trans, nice try.

Liverpool aren't looking to spend the 70+ it would take to sign him, again. Would be made up if we got him though.

Then you'd know that that's how the BBC links their rumours and that's what is put into these threads.

I unironically think He'll go for Joe Allen and Lallana

Talking about the quality of the sources, lad.

Sweden at least tries.

Sweden never filtered the sources either, retard. He copied and pasted the BBC sources like everybody did. How do you think the meme involving Drake came around?

>rating dybalel

I love thought-provoking dialogue like that

TECHNICALLY she says
>So your underwear was like that, huh?
I changed it to something nicer sounding. I can't read Japanese.

>Portulel draws to the future state of Russia
Oh my d a y s!

Oh and as you know, left is the son(daughter) of right, who is his(her) father.

How did they know?

Wolves have signed another Portuguese player with the help of Mendes. Only he's a youth player this time. Still 700k for a 16 year old

Watching England play today, for a moment I thought City were playing.
Southgate said he wanted to emulate how they play and here you faggots are assblasted over Pep just because you don't want superior Catalunyan showing you island monkeys how it's done
Also stop playing like that, right now

>left is the son(daughter) of right, who is his(her) father.
[confusion intensifies]

Girl on the left identifies as male. Girl on the right was born a girl and Merlin changed her into a man to unite Britain and become King. He then turned him(her) back into a woman. During the process, he(she) had turned back into a woman bar her penis which was the last bit to go. At that point his(her) sister mounted her and impregnated herself with his(her) sperm before the penis disappeared. She then gave birth to the girl on the left who grew up not knowing this. Wanting to be a man and be the best Knight of the Round Table she hates being called a girl and yadda yadda. Then she gets told that she is the son(daughter) of the King(Queen) and confronts her at which point the King(Queen) goes 'Yeah I am your dad but you suck, you won't become my heir, I didn't want you lol'. And then the son(daughter) vows to destroy the Kingdom. She's called Mordred. Girl on right is King Arthur.

What's his name? They seem to work out because look at where Wolves are in the table.

Sterling isn't as good as the hattrick says. He poached the first one, which was fine, good positioning. He got the penalty, which is fine, defenders fault. He got the second, which was a massive deflection. His third was well done but Czech defence was awful. Remember Sterling struggle against Panama. He has 6 in 48. The issue with England is they always play a combination of Alli and Henderson/Dier or all three. It's fucking awful. As soon as Barkley came in there was offensive action. I don't rate Barkley any more but he did what Wilshere used to do.

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Christian Marques. He's moving from Grasshoppers' youth, since they've turned to shit. He's meant to be pretty talented.

I don't know if he's only eligible to represent Portugal, or Switzerland too since he has played for their youth sides. Might be seething if he ends up choosing Portugal after they developed him, but they do have Stergiou getting minutes for St Gallen

Okay he was born is Switzerland and has Portuguese citizenship. He's currently playing for Switzerland youth; so that means he can play for either. Rule is you can switch teams if you want but once you get a cap in an official competition/competitive match you HAVE to play with them. It's how Declan Rice, despite being born in London, was able to play for Ireland for his entire youth career and do half a dozen or so friendly games, but switch to England. He's now capped in a competitive game so he can only ever play for England. He's an IRA supporting Englishmen with Irish grandma. I mean I don't mind them being fucked over but lmao this seems like a waste. We have way better players who could play instead, like Foden, but no.

He's pretty shit. His sides have statistically been the worst at defending set pieces in the entire history of the Premier League. On top of that, he is stubborn to play his favourite players and he refuses to change his system even when it is obviously not working. Everton would be a much better side if they played a 4-3-3 or a counter attacking setup rather than the 4-2-3-1 they are trying to force. Their midfield is seriously exposed in the current system and the forwards end up totally isolated.

I'm not sure if he has Swiss citizenship though. He's played for their youth, but it would seem only in friendlies, which you're allowed to do regardless of citizenship, at least at youth level.

Who writes this? I'm so confused.

Love u too haha

Japan. That's all you need to know. The Fate series is full of shit like this. Nothing is confusing what what I said. This person identifies as male. Her father is a woman who had a penis for a period of time and was quasi-raped by her sister.

He'll automatically have Swiss citizenship due to being born there. For example, Emma Watson has British parents but she was born in France so she is British/French. So can move and live in France and have all the benefits of such.

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Are you really? Never heard of that before desu

Sounds like Kane tbf yet he gets fellated nonstop

I WANNA BE ADORED

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same
i thought the eu were useless cunts and would be better off not having them rewriting britains rules
it turns out i was wrong
everyones a useless cunt

Let's address the elephant in the room here. raheem sterling is rich and black. We as a nation do not want that in our football team, and don't get me started on his tattoo of a murderous weapon. Such a thug. Mental how the BBC and gary linnekar (or King cuck as I like to call him, haha) won't let us criticise him, racist against whites is what it is

A more factual statement have never existed and never will.

sterling > kane

Got to love American owners
Years of premier league tv money, profit on transfers and this is where they are at

>He'll automatically have Swiss citizenship due to being born there
No he won't, Switzerland don't have birthright citizenship, only through blood or naturalisation. The UK don't have it either IIRC, easier naturalisation for second generation immigrants perhaps, but nothing beyond that. Switzerland don't even have that and were only recently discussing making it easier for third generation immigrants to get citizenship.

Yeah, it's how Embolo played a few friendlies for the Swiss U21s before he actually had citizenship.

If you DON'T like Raheem Sterling and you REFUSE to endorse his fashion sense then you really are a terrible, horrible racist.

The tabloids are truly BASED for going after a young man who has done nothing wrong because fuck niggers xDDDD
Based. Epic. Redpilled.

Yeah but the dude was born there and has lived there all his life; he has it via naturalisation.

I can criticise Sterling all I want. Nothing to do with his race or birth place or religion or anything. The dude is played as a FW and has 6 goals in 48 games. That's fucking awful. When Danny 'Permanently Injured' Welbeck has more England goals and a better Goal Per Game average; there is something wrong. I can never find assist stats for England players, so maybe Sterling has a shit load but I doubt it. He did OK yesterday but the defence was shocking. Sterling struggled against fucking Panama. Lets see if Sterling scores against the MIGHTY Montenegro on Monday. If he bangs in another hattrick, fair play, but he needs to bang in hattricks every single England game he gets because 6 goals in 48 is fucking awful for a supposed 'world class' FW.

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>Daniel Levy rubbing hands

I get the feeling that Liverpool are one world class player away from being a truly great side. But I can't tell if they need to buy a #6 or a #8.

>Liverpool_Pasta_World_Class_Players.txt
Always the same. People said Liverpool were a world class CB and GK away from winning something last year and they bought a guy who isn't even a Top 20 CB and a £80m GK. On top of loads more midfielders. Liverpool have no excuse not to win something this year if they don't then Klopp will just spend another £200m+ and then go 'Well I'll be judged by God not by trophies lol'. WHY ARE YOU IN FOOTBALL THEN, KNOBHEAD?

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You can't know that though, Switzerland has a complicated as fuck three tier naturalisation system, where you have to be naturalised on all three levels, federal, cantonal and local.

Is the guy wearing an Arsenal beanie? Difficult to tell from the quality but it looks like pic related.

I'll warn you in advance about clicking on it though if you got a weak stomach or something.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2020_qualifying
I though Nations League replace qualifier?

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Essentially it goes like this
>Fail to qualify through Euro 2020 qualifying
>enter qualifying play-offs
>positions in play-offs is dependant on your performance in the Nation's League
>16 teams then do the Nation's League based play-offs, four 'groups' (so two semi-finals, then a final), the four winners then qualify for the Euro's Finals Tournament.

It's all rather confusing but it's done to make sure that the big teams have multiple chances to get through and meme teams a chance to get in.

Hard luck against Liverpool mate

*dabs*

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>a Georgian player had to make sure Schaer didn't swallow his tongue
>he says he can't remember anything about the incident and his head still hurts
>still manages to set up both goals

>its all rather confusing
no its not you spastic

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Mate I literally explained it to him, I obviously didn't think it was if I could explain it. Jesus you're dense.

This but unironically ironic

Holy cope

Anything else to share besides copypasta and bait, user?

nothing he posted was bait, literally last year everybody said that liverpool was a GK short of winning everything (muh Karius is shit, muh best front three in world etc) and they then spent £200m on new players and are still fucking up. Granted Salah has been shit.

Oh no, I'm not talking about that thread of replies. There is a lot of copypasta and bait posts/images ITT, though.

This season for Lelpool could be like Brenny's best season for them, and it's hard to think that City will lose steam. What I'd like to see is them letting it slip, literally, like the last time. Reckon Hendo could be the one to make it happen.

*dabs*

where is the /trans/ content?

In bed waiting for june

Went to shit after Fate stay with all the whoring. Fucking wish the Tsukihime remake is soon, but no.

Yes, as you can see like 10 seconds in when he looks at the camera

Are dabs dying out? The normies must have moved on by now

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