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/cric/ btfo again

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go knights

you're welcome, sharks
>mild

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caroline cameron fap time

kek well done op well done

>buffashit

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Imagine playing a pajeet sport named after an insect

Aussies and K*wis are getting EXPOSED in this thread

whl.neulion.com/whl/
free playoff hockey lads

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>s-s-stay scared m8

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based lad

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we may have lost tonight, but >laffs

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>playing at Pedosota is a free win for LITERALLY a majority of teams

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this is if i dare say so myself, based

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Buffalo truly is the city of misery

BING

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you're welcome

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I'm done rooting for the shittisoda mild. I can't. They never win and never will. Recommend me a team that actually wins games and isn't trash.

GO YOTES GO!!!

based

They'll get better once they start the rebuild

cringe

Come root for your old buddy Nino.

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Jets

go be a knights fan then faggot

canes

carolina (dubs decide)

>every time the mild shoot
>know it's never going to go in
>every time someone shoots against the mild
>statistically more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to miss

This was me with the poo jersey debbies a while back and I jumped ship to boston (I would've gone for a closer one but I still can't stand philly or the nyc teams). Think I made the right choice

hurrigains

bruins succubus is better

Pft of course relocanes want bandwagoners

good thread

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based

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shoot or miss

>start the rebuild
>5 players are under 4+ year contracts while being above 30

I guess they never shoot, huh

devan dubnyk is my favorite meme player in the league

yup root for nino

Cope
KEK

Thinking of ordering a Russian wife online. Have my eye on this beauty.

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shut up nigger nobody asked you fuck the mild and fuck pedosota

You got a Bulju, I bet he doesn't lick ya

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>Seattle they/thems will suck less cock than golden showers

I mean the rebuild has to start eventually

all based posts

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Fuck no. Did live in Calgary for 4 years and had the mispleasure of driving through Idaho on my way to Oregon. Soon as I crossed the border every god damn radio station was some Jesus talk radio bullshit. On fucking FM.
Then as luck would have it I had to stop for gas in Idaho. A very proud people I would say as every vehicle in sight was a 1987 Ford F-150. One particularly obese man with his gut hanging out in front of his paper thin cloth shorts called me “fancy boy” as I filled up my 2006 Honda Civic.

The Captain and @pmrazek34 made their mark #TakeWarning

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>implying I'd root for pedosoda
not on your life bucko
I just enjoy laughing at how irrationally mad he gets when he loses

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Did you feel like Homer when he visited Chucks?

Fuck the mild, relocate this team and start over with no contracts. Wouldn't even be mad if I go without a team for another 4 years. We don't deserve it.

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just do what your fellow minnesotans do and start cheering for your high school team

I wish

>mild are the only team from pre-2000 without a cup
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

pfft, every true Minnesotan knows that middle school hockey is where the competition is the strongest

>assville pedophiles will never have as many stanley cups as the hurricanes

Based

>state of hockey
>no cups
>second youngest team in the league

You can do better

Any of my CO bros wanna J to celebrate?

seething

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Who's next on the chopping block?

Not the Idahoans fault you came in with your Gucci loafers and your fancy German car, city slicker

10 steps ahead of you bruh

Reminder that the "state of hockey" has fewer playoff wins than a team that joined the NHL 3 years ago

Help! I'm only attracted to short women that are under 5'5, have B cups, and super insecure with themselves because they look younger than 18 year olds!

we have our cup lmao
go whitecaps go

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his car was made in guatemala

tampa on thursday

holy fuck imagine losing to the bing bings at home
why are the wild such shit

>state of hockey
>no cups
>no fans
>no playoffs wins LITERALLY ever

>3 years
what team are you referring to that's 3 years old

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do teams even stress over playing teh mild? especially if it's at home. The mild are the ONLY team with a losing record at home this year.

how about a barbie doll?

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>no cups
>no conference banners
>no division banners
>no president's trophies
>shit team
>shit managment
>shit colors and logo
>state of hockey

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Dunno a girl on earth that would be insecure about looking young

Fehr: "Effort's not enough. We need to find ways to win. We need to find a way to score goals." #mnwild

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Vegas you retard.

Division rival on the road and we suck
Yes I was stressing

For me, it's the Viva Las Vegas Golden Knights of Vegas, Nevada. I love hockey, ever since my wife's boyfriend introduced it to me!
:D

rent free, stay mad

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Im consider this one too but not sure about long term makeup costs.

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t. Pedosota shitposter
I'm an Avs fan and I didn't even watch the game because I knew it was a win. Go fuck yourself
>state of hockey
>0 cups

they've existed for 2 years not 3 retard

Big brain quote

>teh

Why is MN associated with pedos

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9-6 is 3 retard. KYS yourself nigger Pedosotan

FUCK pedosota

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How many Avalanche games have you watched this season...?

/hoc/ is unusually uppity tonight

>gotta get pucks deep, put more shots on net

>tfw choking in the final

How much?

ploffs are getting closer

can't wait for the shorks to get fucked by the golden redditors again

Too soon

Did you guys get shut out by them not too long ago?

> imagine being a Buffalonian
> shit hockey
> shit football
> super shit weather
> liberal shit hole New York City bringing the boot down on upstate New York
Truly a depressing place

LOTS of somalis in minnesotr

I'd be uppity too if I lived in a "legit hockey market" with 0 cups in 50 years

Is there more of a based lad in the NHL than Matthew Tkachuk, lads?

go back to r/hockey edgelord

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how to spot a falseflagger 101

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>the bing bing fans think beating pedosota makes them safe from shitposts
WAHOOOOOOOOOO

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Worst girl tbqh

Avs are winning the Cup and this victory over the Mild proves it.

We match up horribly against them, same with the Yotes. Difference is Yotes fans are diddling cunts like niggersotans are.

57,000 plus plane ticket.

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factually untrue

heh bing bing wahoo
>mild

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I'm so glad that I have no fucking idea what you guys are arguing about.

what is icing? it's only my 2nd season watching hockey and i'm still confused

Helllo how is hockey tonight

Wow a fat person in the United States

ban all pedosotans. report every person you see wearing a mild jersey. They ARE pedophiles.
>mfw I report a pedosotan to my university and see that he got expelled under legit suspicion of molestation

im not a leafs fan but im a little worried after tonight

woah woah woah slow down their chief
beating the wild is pretty much a given but the team still has too many holes to get anywhere substantial

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get the newer model, it's updated with fresher firmware and the servos are more realistic

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image on first post i think

It is when you shoot from the center red line, and the puck is not touched until the opposing goal line.

>both teams 0/4 on the PP

Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up.

>mfw that was the perfect outcome for us

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Why even allow teams to play the mild and risk injury from their ape team? Just give us the W and them the L and avoid the disgusting fans and chance of child abduction.
>t. saw a child get groped and a fat pedosotan get escorted out of a game by cops

whats icing?

Don't reply to falsefaggots

Thats honestly not that bad

stay mad and keep posting about us every night

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Can't wait for first round exit and thrn Marner gets offer sheeted

Based Grübs

I see why they put "intellegence" in quotes

So now that the Avs are guaranteed a WC spot, how can we rub it in pedosotans' faces more? I'm thinking a handfull of nails under each tire of cars that I saw a mild jersey come out of.

what do they mean by """"""""""intelligence"""""""""

game 8 is a must win imo

>tfw too intelligent not to surrender your state to niggers
Nobody's buying it dude

also known as how white/asian is your state, and we all know whats been happening to minnesotr

mild aren't winning it you retard, don't even show up.

Akko is best girl hands down my dude

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>kansas

>state is 85% white
>"surrender your state to niggers"

whiter than your state
>inb4 somalians
literally less than 1% of the population, keep crying

That doesnt include monthly upkeep like feeding her and buying clothes. I think i can afford the clothes and makeup if i skip providing food. I figure i can spend enough on coke to offset her appetite.

>arkansas, tennessee and kentucky more intelligent than north carolina

why are the sharks so based

I'd like to take Minnesota's loss tonight as a way to reignite a debate from last year.
Minnesota claims the tan on their jersey is "Minnesota Wheat" but I think it looks more sand dollar. What do you think?

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….throws his stick on a breakaway and just fuck you in general...

Why do mild players even bother showing up? Surely the fine for not playing is worth less than the embarrassment every single game night

Why do so many ethiopians settle in minnesota? Like fuck theclimate is the oppositeof where you came from. Go settle in nevada.

I still don't get the pedosota jokes desu

SCF PREDICTIONS

Cigarettes are a good short-term alternative to coke, but you trade the moodiness for bad stench

What is the average monthly budget?

>whiter than your state
Nope. Keep seething.

leafs vs leafs, leafs win

t. pedosotan awaiting prison sentence for molestation of children

Hurricanes/Coyotes

>cocaine
>in canada
>cheaper than food
good luck with that you fucking retard

It's because Pedosotans keep trying to shill their high school and junior hockey tournaments

I'm from jersey though, I just live under a rock

newfag

Something to do with church mission groups relocating them. Same reason there are a shitload of Vietnamese in North Carolina

>underage dude weeds who aren't old enough to remember their last cup win think they're hot shit because they beat the mild
lmao

>posting so much anti-pedosota material that 4channel is actually penalizing me
Must be coders from that shithole.

Flames/Hurricanes

#EEE1C6, the bucks call it CREAM CITY CREAM

they're not

>Let me tell you about drug prices in a country i dont live in

>stop supporting the kids that become future NHL players!
Retard.

how does an offsides happen?

Thank you for the honest and informative answer user

THE SHARKS ARE FUCKING BASED

this is the reason why i don't goto church anymore

Sharks bolts

is this a joke?

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>state of hockey
>surprised that hockey is actually important
Imagine being this brainlet.

I remember the '01 run, how could anyone in Denver forget
and if I recall you probably don't remember any

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Boudreau: "We had a really good chance at winning the game. This year we haven't been able to score when we needed to score...it's very frustrating." #mnwild

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Oh im sorry do you regularly travel to canada and buy cocaine?

I live in one of the most baseball heavy states, but nobody here shills little league, pedo

teams should be penalized for actively contributing to reduced viewership like this.

>less than 0.01% of players will go on to the NHL
>"BUT M-MUH FUTURE NHLERS"
keep telling yourself whatever you need to

>

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>my specific city/parents' basement doesn't so nobody does
Alabama has higher turnout for highschool football than any other single sport in the US. Guess they're all pedos huh?

Sometimes I feel sad about how much of my life I've spent watching sports

isnt little league world series popular in burgerland?

dude, you clearly know nothing about cocaine. it would cost at least $120-150, if not more, per gram based on how far north your country is.

that gram would last anywhere from 1-6 hours depending on use.

don't @ me about how it would be cheaper than food you FUCKING moron.

meth? maybe.

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Rank these coaches from best 2 worst:

>Trotz
>Boudreau
>Carlysle
>Torotorella

>less than .01%
I'll take "Statistics you pulled from your ass" for 500 Alex.

>one of the highest state average IQs
>top per capita income
>over 10,000 fucking lakes
>whiter than your shit state
>tons of outdoors shit to do
>one of the cleanest states
Feels good

>favorably comparing yourself to Alabama
and even then, they don't have any professional sports, what the fuck else are they supposed to do between cousinfucking sessions?

Freddie mercury was a cool faggot

Yes, yes they are. But fear not, pedosotan - at least you aren't inbred too like them.

Babcock

Fuck off retard.

Nashville carries the entire state, but I'm also surprised we're above NC

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>0 stan leebs

Cope

There are NO good players on the pedosota mild. Prove me wrong. Not a single player would be signed if each one was in the draft.

HIGH off of VAPED WEED holy FUCK

Isles - Sharks

I have never once met anyone who gave a fuck about the little league World Series, and most people around here (myself included) love baseball.

>having all those outdoor choices yet choosing to stay inside all day

but alabamas college team is more popular than any nfl franchise

You want me to watch a bunch of shitters from a place I don't care about play for the slim potential that they might play for >my team some day?
Hard pass, would rather watch women's hockey.

>when your state is so shitty that your only redeeming factor is a sports victory
Sad.

these leafs are fucking aggro tonight, can someone get the rakes?

>Muh Grit tier
Trotz

>Ted tier
Tortz

>Shit tier
Carlyse
Boudreau

>bootyblasted after being btfo
hope it's another 26 year cupless drought for your country, just for having someone inhabiting it that is as retarded as you

Oh I forgot
>State of Hockey

It's a popular college team, but I'm not so sure about that one user

its on e!spn isnt it? seems like it must be fairly popular to get on to e!spn.

And I'm certain you're the town stud that everyone talks to regularly.
Protip: If it weren't popular, it wouldn't exist.

remember when we ejected you from our country and then burned down your capital including the white house?

lmao because NCAA football is "lolSECwins" it's all bandwagoners. I've met people who are self proclaimed fans and I live on the other side of the country.

staal
zucker
donato
parise
suter
spurgeon
dumba

>only 10,000 lakes

Sad

So is the World Series of Poker. That doesn't mean people watch it lol

Alabama literally has a higher turnout than any single NFL team. Coaches for Alabama make more money being a college coach than in the NFL at the exact same position.

Sure is seething in here.

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Wow for such a stacked team they sure are shit

so fuck y’all
all of y’all
if y’all don’t like me, blow me

>when your college hockey development programs are more successful than all of minnesota combined
I see why you had to turn to high school.

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Only because those obnoxious fucks don't actually have any professional sports teams

Be glad Alabama is quarantined to SEC football

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If people didn't watch it, stations wouldn't waste money airing it.
>I don't do X so nobody does.

based dre fan phoneposter

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nobody outside of canada remembers the war of 1812, i'd suggest ceasing circlejerking over past shit like the laffs and oilers do

Go ahead and take off every name but Zucker and we can agree.

are leafs scared of rakes?

Have you ever met a soul who watches poker on ESPN

i agree, im am not a wild fan i just looked up their roster and they are good for how bad they are, must be the organization/fanbase

>muh bama
imagine being backwoods hillbillies obsessed with college sports

>we
>didn't exist
>lost the war

Not a single one of those players is worth their paycheck or has had any production worthy of an NHL roster spot. There are more 30 goal scorers on the Senators than on the Mild

you seem to remember it tho

>user quit texting your hockey friends and come to bed

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Yes mommy

>fanbase
Didn't realize that fans contribute to on ice outcomes

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wholesome lady desu

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No way fag, I have to shitpost against inbred sunbelters pretending college football matters

Their fanbase is insufferable but nothing about this current iteration of the Wild is good in any regard. I'd describe the team as "painfully average" and the organization as "horribly inept".

"Hold on bitch, gotta put some casuals in their place."

Nigga we started this gangsta shit

This the motherfuckin' thanks I get?

And fire.

Alabama high school football is nothing compared to the bigger leagues in Texas tbqh.

no thanks thottie whore roastie BITCH

watching raw, then smackdown lads

Shut up kippers.

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What team has the absolute worst, most insufferable fans and why is it the Laffs?

I guess it's just the high amount of nigs. But even then, North Carolina has an abundance of HBCUs. Really weird.

me too fast forwarding the women's shit

kek, worse than philly?

rent free

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>had endoscopy today
>don't put me all the way under so I feel the camera root around in my stomach
>also have assignment due
>was going to put finish touches on afterwards but my computer deleted 90% of it so I had to frantically remake it
>finish in the nick of time and sprint to hand it in
>class finished early and the prof was gone
thanks for subscribing to my blog and now I shall be ending it all. if there's an afterlife, I'll make sure the laffs (and a few others) will never win another stan lee

based

they are dying of thrist and just thrashing around

The only Minenesotan on my team sucks so thanks for nothing

I remember it was the British who burned down the White House. Imagine capturing a nation's capital and still losing the war... really makes you think.

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Philly has the best fans you loser.
>won the Owl
>won teh soccer cup
>will win the World Series
>are winning the Stan Lee Cup
seethe harder

now show the one that includes canada

>I guess it's just the high amount of nigs
Yeah, that works both ways.
I guess it came down to UNC & NC State vs. Vanderbilt and Vanderbilt won.

>more penalties than points
what a fucking goon state

Nah, Alabama and the other giant college football brands like Texas, Texas A&M, Michigan, and Ohio State are as big or bigger than NFL brands. And they have better fan interaction to boot.

>comparing a country to a state

>hand it in late with a doctor's note
???

>claim to be above other states because you know there's more hockey than NHL
>when confronted immediately pull out this statistic and start going eltist on everyone
This right here is why no one likes you, mildfag.
I'm fucking glad your state has no sports titles outside of a baseball title years ago.

>he doesn't like aggressive hockey
soiboi

Huh, I didn't even know. I live in the northeast, where you either watch NFL or you don't care about football; I knew the south and midwest were big on it, but I still didn't think college sports were pro level popular

do it by province then. yukon probably has more than any state.

Imagine not being able to enjoy tailgating on a collge campus, hitting on hot sluts, and cheering on your school's team with 100k other fans

Wild aren't even the most hated fanbase. We're just living rent free in your head because you're mad. Mad and stupid.

WHO /limpedintotheplayoffs/ HERE?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Decent

Duke and Wake Forest? Elon and Davidson for that matter too.

>Wild aren't even the most hated fanbase
No shit, it's because no one here thinks about your hellhole state until you start reminding them that you exist.

"It's very unfortunate that we haven't the success at home this year, that this team has had every year." — Bruce Boudreau after #COLvsMIN

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did they graduate from the school they are cheering for?

havent clinched yet but i believe

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>I don't even think about you!
You sure sound mad about someone you don't think about. Rent free.
Hope to god we fire him after this year. Nothing but garbage for our team.

Oh, shit. I forgot about all of them. I just knew thought of those because I knew UNC was the biggest employer in the state.
I guess your negro weight must be worse than ours, which is really surprising because of Memphis.

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It's because despite your obnoxious tenancies you could never be as bad as the Maple Leafs or the Blackhawks.
That doesn't excuse them though, faggot. The only thing keeping your fanbase from eclipsing the Hawks at least is that you live in eternal suffering.

Most of them never even went to college user

yet retards like yourself post about minnesota every night

TED GOT DABBED ON
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

"We're excited to hit the road here and try to get some points. We obviously still believe in ourselves. I thought the guys had good energy [tonight.]" — Eric Fehr after #COLvsMIN to close the homestand.

>live in eternal suffering
Says you. Sports are a hobby, not a lifestyle.

The pedosotans are upset

>I'm not mad, you're mad!
check the fucking archive nigger, no one mentions the mild or minnesota in general until someone from pedosoda brings them up
the only exception is when >you fucks play the avs for some reason

Memphis is dangerous, lots of murderers in Memphis.

imagine being this casual

Literally the third post of this thread.

>the eternally btfo """city""" of poolumbus

I emailed it to him with an explanation now but in that moment I was ready to kms, I should be used to this from the snes' escapades desu

I guess you could say they're getting a little...
Wild?

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having a few audible chuckles pointed at Doug from Duluth

I've been to more games than you've been with a girlfriend.

>ted btfo

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Has there ever been a team in pro sports history with a bigger "window" to win a championship than the San Jose Sharks? They have been "perrenial contenders" since 2004, but choke every year. Shorks choking used to be a meme but iit's just a given at this point.

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Man for a state who claims to be highly intelligent your reading comp is lacking
>the only exception is unless >you fucks play the avs for some reason

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The mild have been to the playoffs for 6 years straight

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NUMBERS SHANNON

based alberta

who would live in mineeosta anyway? its a barren wasteland. its winnipeg without the indigestion peoples.

So 1?

>#1 star of the game
>literally who with only 2 assists

This reminds me of Oblivion NPC dialogue for some reason
>Greetings, Bosmer.
>I went to Memphis the other day.
>Memphis is dangerous, lots of murderers in Memphis.
>Goodbye.

Uh... the Capitals?

Yep. Texas and Texas A&M are probably worth a little bit more than the Buffalo Bills.

Its important to take into account that a big deal in evaluating a price tag on a team has to do with their facilities. NFL teams often have "state of the art" stadiums that can drastically boost their value. College teams are starting to do this gradually; Alabama is reducing their stadium capacity by about 9k to add in a giant scoreboard and beergarden-esque area while renovating the concourses, stadium facade, and exterior features. It'll drastically boost the value of the team.

Gonna drink some tea and go to bed.
Goodnight /hoc/

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except no one viewed Minnesota as a contender

can someone give me a complete list of why Minnesota is in the worst position? preferably in green text form

>the only exception is the one example that proves me wrong
>barren wasteland
Based retard with no google earth capabilities

heading to bed hoc, wish me bulju dreams

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just like every place on the face of the planet, it used to be nice until you know who started moving in

is he crying?

How could this grill be satisfied by anything less than 8 x 6 inches B R E H S

Most of them yeah. There are thousands of people graduating from these massive universities every year; to imagine that most of the people who can afford to go to a game aren't graduates is silly.

someone riff on this further for my entertainment please

Have you heard of the high elves?

>that example proved me wrong
>had an avalanche pepe attached
man you're a fucking genius

Less than 1% of the population centered in less than 100 square miles. The whole "minnesota is ruined!" meme is spread solely by people not living in Minnesota.

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literally ALL of the bad guys won tonight

>poo jackets

Around elves protect yourselves

>you're not allowed to use the example that proves me wrong because I say so

(You) guys are going

>8/10
Not a bad day of picks

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Thats just got to be it. For every really intelligent person in North Carolina I suppose theres several that live in abject poverty in the middle of nowhere.

the capitals were shit for a few years around the time they drafted ovi. even back then the sharks were still perennial playoff "contenders". the sharks window has been much longer.

sure lad:
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>traded the only decent young player they had for a 30 point manlet
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
What a laughably bad franchise

Close.
>rags
lost.

youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

>only 2 games left in the regular season that i can attend.
kinda depressed now that the reality of a 1st round exit is imminent.

This post made of 100% seethe. Brought to you by the Laffs.

It literally didn't prove me wrong you fucking nigger. Get your head out of that underage ass you're eating and read my fucking post

i really really like this image

on the other hand, at least they have draft picks this year

Based Canadian
>inb4 some mild fan tries saying "b-but the logo has so many deep levels"
I don't give a fuck if its left ass cheek represents some lake on the outskirts of Duluth or whatever, it's an ugly logo

>no one mentions the wild until (insert my arbitrary exclusion that just so happens to prove me wrong) until they bring it up
Literally the second response in the thread.

the sharks are the batman on the nfl

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i am not shit talking your state i hope it stays as nice (white) as possible, i live in a west coast shithole city and i don't want bad for any white people, i am only saying that it will be as nice as it is white

>The Minnesota Wild traded Alex Tuch in exchange for Vegas selecting Erik Haula and a conditional third-round pick in the 2017 or 2018 NHL Entry Draft.[20]

this was also a terrible terrible decision. they literally gave away 2 serviceable nhl players for nothing when they only had to give away 1. no idea what the fuck they were thinking during the expansion draft.

>it's ugly because I don't like it
It's the best logo with the best color scheme and you're retarded for being a brainlet. I bet you like the Canes or the Laffs, don't you?

That "arbitrary" exclusion is the only exception to the rule. You know it's true too, check the archive if you don't believe me.
I shan't be giving any more (you)s to pedo posters from beyond this point.

stay mad

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Checkmate loser. Don't ever show your face here again.

I've honestly not seen minnesota this seething in a long time

Wrong on both guesses, the logo itself is ugly and all over the place, and the color scheme only looks fitting during the Christmas season

>what are falseflaggers
More falseflagging than with Yotes fans.

It happens pretty much any time someone mentions the Wild.
I guess they're just reacting to the fact that they're embarrassed by their team by lashing out at everyone.

i'll take overrated shit over and his band of twinks over
>trashville

imagine believing this

and
>laffs

>every fan of my team I don't like is a falseflagger

Good thing no one cares about your opinion.
>inb4 you act like your opinion is majority
No.

>Red and green is a good color scheme, you're wrong
did you fail elementary school art?

Could the Habs actually come back and overtake the Teds in time?

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Are you honestly implying that these aren't falseflags?

i love being drunk and stirring the pot after my team just won and is sitting pretty in the playoff picture

probably a
>laffs
fan no?

no

>red and green is a bad color scheme
Sounds like the opinion of a city cuck whose only colors are grey and negroid black.

who gives a fuck
half of the posts on here at any given time are falseflaggers

t. not the user you're responding to

habs are my atlantic team (the least important of my four teams), that would be based

Two of those are just clear anti-mild shitposters rather than falseflaggers. I'll give you the second one, but for the most part these are indeed just seething mild fans. Look at the one sperging out because people think his logo is ugly lol

I fucking hate the Kings and everything about LA, and I won't argue that their logo is shit too, but holy fuck I'd take black and silver over green and red literally any day other than Christmas.

It was intense. It was competitive. It was emotional. It was exciting.
It was as close to a playoff game as the regular season can provide. And the #Canes came away with two points in dramatic fashion.

Best team: Mine

Worst team: Yours

Watching Siesta Key lads

todays games:
>bestern conference 3
>leastern conference 0
hmm

Buncha Jerks right their, la

So you're saying that anyone defending their team should stop defending their team? Or just mild fans simply because you don't like them?

Have you ever considered why teams in the Central have the worst, most seething fanbases? These teams share a division with Minnesota. Ask yourself, when you next come upon an incendiary or stupid post from a Central fanbase, am I reading a falseflag shitpost of a cupless, seething Pedosotan?

Your team good
My team bad

simple as

Minnesota wild are my Central division team and I am really proud of them.

what is that

You know what, fuck it, you got me. The mild suck and I hate them. I only root for them because it's my state. There, is that what you wanted to hear? I fucking hate the mild. I don't even like hockey that much, I just wanted to feel involved. So there, you win.

yes that's what should be done, no one likes a fucking white knight for a business

>stop rooting for your team when someone else doesn't like them

Ironically defending your team after a loss makes /hoc/ hate you more. The best thing to do is to just take the L and don't make yourself sound like you're inherently better when >your team loses. /hoc/ feeds off of attention and picking on a team that lost, especially a cocky one like Toronto or Minnesota, is an easy way to get it.
Mildfags are horrible at recognizing this, which is why the general likes to pick on them as hard as they do.

just be happy you weren't born jew or some weird mulatto

thank god my team is the official /our team/ of /hoc/

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It's okay user.

>continuing to root for your team after they lose makes you unlikeable
Lmao what kind of cuck philosophy is this? Fuck off nigger
t. Canes fan

t. good fan.

very very true. imagine how much of a cuck you have to be to white knight a business that has no issues packing up and relocating at the snap of a finger.

alexa loves bbc

I hate the wild so fucking much. Who can I harm to make them feel pain physically as well as emotionally?

remember the North Stars? or Jets 1.0?

all women do incel

Everyone keeps rooting after a loss, but lashing out at people who make fun of you over that loss is just gonna make them laugh more. That's what that user is trying to say I think

reminder that if you root for your team and they have even a single loss, you're a white knighting cuck.

hi schlomo

That's not what I meant dumb nigger. What I meant is, if your team loses don't get on /hoc/ and do shit like or or.
No fucking shit people are going to bully the Wild when they lose when their fans act out so much when the >mild posting starts.

Not a single other fanbase is chastised this much, and wild posters UNIRONICALLY make up maybe 3 people including me. There's a reason there are no Wild game threads.

>schlomo
unfamiliar with that term

It's okay to admit you're shit user. Every team is shit at some point.

I wish all teams had a good YouTube presence. I like everything the cabucks, coyotes, and sharks put out. I wish others teams did stuff like that. Sue me, I just like hockey even if the content is loosely related

Except the Mild, they're shit at all points in their history LMAO

>tfw there are more ams posters on /hoc/ than wild posters

Because when people start posting
>mild
You fucks come out of the woodwork and make fools of yourselves. No shit people are going to chastise you, it's free entertainment . It's the same mentality that spurs on the >rags, and >SSM8 posting.

why is it that only minnesota teams do cringey shit like the "State of hockey" or the Skoal chant? I've literally never seen any other team in any other sport have retarded shit like this.

>wah we’re so bullied

>say stupid shit when you lose
>get picked on for it
maybe you shouldn't say stupid shit, then

it's a falseflag you tards. There aren't any wild fans on /hoc/ because we go to reddit

as a new hockey fan, and seeing my team get to the scf in their first year, that means that every team has made it to the final at least once right?

Now THIS is a good falseflag

good /hoc/ tonight. wish finlin was here though.

Not a single poster here was made by an actual mild fan. They have no fans and anyone with an opinion sticks to r/cuckold where they belong

i like to listen to scouts talk about upcoming prospects even though they are generally going to be wrong just because i like to listen to people talk about hockey.

you didn't say that, you said defend.
I like my team and know the franchise is a clown fiesta, but I don't get up in arms about posters who shitpost about them. it's a non-issue and at the end of the day it's just cringed when the first response to a shit post is someone crying about it.

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

The sunbelt is bad at hoc-

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maybe the wildfags on here should do the same thing as chicago if they don't want to get bullied then

Come up here and I'll heem the fuck out of your faggot ass you bing bing twink

>in their first year
No team fits this criteria

I don't win, I want you to be a happy happy /hoc/ poster

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an interesting case of smoke and mirrors

>sweden the first to cuck over another cuck
Pottery
why the fuck are pedosota mild fans so violent?

>state of hockey
>only three people support your team on a popular Turkish crocheting forum
Get fucked, bitch

LITERALLY this

Nah, that would be
>rags
and
>laffs

>simply mentioning Minnesota sends /hoc/ into a rage
cringe

Hello /hoc/

Just writing to tell you that hockey sucks.

Best regards, yours sincerely; based /cric/.

P.S. big dic cric smol coc hoc

Aren't you supposed to be rangebanned right now?

Kaapo Kakko desu

why doesnt anybody here remember jordan eberles message?

The absolute state

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>american thinking about cucking again
nothing out of the ordinary

R A R E

Banned but posting from grandmas phone. Friday night 11pm cdt expect an EPIC sports post to btfo trips, sunbelters, nerds, anime fans, dogs, casual sports fans, the lgbt community, and the rest of my doubters. I can be silenced temporarily but I can’t be killed
GO JETS GO

Supporting >your team when they're shit is admirable user. I garuntee half the sunbelters and even a good chunk of the snowbelters wouldn't do the same.

Go away Brenton

THANK YOU, ALLAH

FOR FREEZING THE WATER, PUTTING THE ROUND RUBBER ON IT, ABD THEN TEACHING THESE RETARDS HOW TO CHASE IT AROUND

THANK YOU ALLAH, FOR HOKKEI

>mildfag all consumed by cucking again
nothing out of the ordinary

>bailing on your favorite team when times get hard

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the more /hoc/ makes fun of a different team the less they make fun on >my team

is /cric/ done crying?

Holy FUCK hoc makes me laugh so hard some times

Kys Sam

This is why I like ganging up on a team
unless that team is >my team

>american continues cuckposting like it's an actual cool thing to do

false flagger

based, that guy is a faggot

The Devils are a shit team but as a North Jersey resident they are MY shit team, and I won't jump ship

saved for future shitposting of this garbage fucking team. I hope you get hit by a bus

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He's not the cuck user
You're the cuck
>so emotionally unstable you have to root for a winning team to feel good
what a faggot

for me, it's being a fan of whoever is currently on a hot streak

>geriatric and a meme tendie
this team is going to get fucking stomped unless they draw the islels

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user is just describing how fandom works. why would save that? do you live in a non hockey market or something?

found teh cuck
>proudly supporting a losing team

Where is your Finnish flag?

why are you making fun of somebody for being a dedicated fan?

You know what's weird? Most people I've joined from Minnesota have joined the military which gives you the opportunity to be cucked domestically, internationally, and spiritually. What the FUCK is wrong with Minnesota?

You dumb fucking piece of shit. You worthless little trash bitch. Your team fucking sucks and so do you, you loose pussy fag retard

>teh
back to 9gag filthy, emotionally unstable bandwagonner

HURRY THE FUCK UP SHANNON

>dedicated fan
>"the mild suck and I hate them"
>"I fucking hate the mild"
>dedicated
holy fuck when did hoc become cucked?

fuck off ausfag.

My peepee bigger than your peepee

Admitting your team being shit isn't being a cuck you dumbfuck

>>>/leddit/

>mild fans coming back for round 2
like good little cucks.

Guys... guys.. SSM8

Shut the fuck up

business idea: post timer is now 10 minutes

my dad could kick your dads ass tbqh

>Curtis Lazar willingly asked to be demoted to the AHL this year
bold move

shit, is it spring break already? can't wait for school to start again.

Yes it is. It literally is. Even Senators fans have never said that they hate their team and only root for them because of location.

More like most powerful rage lol

this thread has gone pretty fast due to everyone seething desu

>tfw out of darts

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really starting to regret unfiltering the word cuck lads.
it's like 2015 all over again.

Thinking about generational players, but could use a reminder of some.

pretty sure thats old news now. he got promoted back up to the nhl recently.

Ryan Donato of the Minnesota Wild.

By your logic there shouldn't be any Senators fans at all.

>"Intelligence"

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What about Puljujärvi?

jason zucker

Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck

I think it would be very timely considering the post count

cliff pu

Because the Senators weren't always bad. The mild cucks were. They've literally never been good.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Well guys, this thread really made me laugh, but it's time to go to bed. God bless Minnesotans for being such lolcows

How bout that Canes comeback tonight boys? No one was expecting that.

Devan Dubnyk comes to mind

Can't wait for Fiala and Donato to be 70 point players. Once we get Kaprizov a new dynasty will begin

senator fans hate melnyk. they wish he died instead of getting that new kidney.

>/hoc/ slows to one post every 10 minutes
>/hoc/ has just been me the whole time

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>this thread has gone pretty fast due to everyone seething
you mean the falseflagging mildseetheniggers

No true senators fan hates Melnyk you cuck

I just read a flames article on it, I knew he got sent down but I thought it was just because he's a bust. place your bets, does Lazar play in the NHL next year?

new

Trotz>Boudreau>Torts>literal dogshit>>>>>Carlyle

Sweet dreams lad

What are your dads credentials

Why the fuck does anyone fight Chara? Like what's the point?

u craxy fo dis one sean

would watch /cric/ if final is preds laffs

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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