/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Durbo Memorial Edition

>Countdown to Bahrain GP:
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>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
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>Streams:
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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>News:
Renault disappointed with Bully "Didn't give what is expected of him"
Kubica has no regrets about F1 comeback despite Williams struggles
The none potato schumi thinks Bottas just had a really good weekend, no more, no less

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speedcafe.com/2019/03/20/bathurst-6-hour-release-45-car-entry-list/
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wec is better

WEC's own drivers call it sub Formula mEme tier

Press D

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threadly reminder

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Rest in Peace feline friend

reposting from previous bread so that our newfags from the netflix doc understand thread dynamics

>Lawful Good
Based Hungary
Swedish Poster
Drunkard Finn

>Neutral Good
WAGlad
Simon

>Chaotic Good
angry brazilian

>Lawful Neutral
Pajeet
Pantt Draw Kiwi

>True Neutral
HIDF
Gay Russian
Poles

>Chaotic Neutral
Unterhund posters
#StrollWDC Lead

>Lawful Evil
Seth
Baha
Guatemala

>Neutral Evil
Conspiracy Theorist Finn
German with cancer
Seething NZLander

>Chaotic Evil
R*kesh

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Do you think Valtteri read these comments every night of his life?
and the fuck you, it's for (You)

why do pets have to die :(

Poor Durbo :((((

What kind of idiot drives in to a hedge?

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Oh thank christ the Aussies are back. I can go to bed.

Someone who try's to mow another man's lawn

lads is duolingo good? wanna learn italian desu

as long as it isn't your primary tool

what kind of boomer mows the lawn at 1:10AM on a Sunday?

>Conspiracy Theorist Finn
Has the Conspiracy Theorist Finn even posted since the new season started? Or is he loading up on material?

thread dynamics my arse, anyone can post anything here

What kind of idiot calls that a hedge?

Hi Ricky.
Better luck in Bahrain, m8.

Y-you too.

I don't think she is a fake slut but goodness she is dumb

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Rictardo in the next race try not to commit suicide in the first quarter.

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Wait when did Turbo die?

Taking the easy LCD banter is indicative of low quality posting.

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well fug that's sad

remember to hug your pets and let them know you love them /f1/

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has ricciardo ever had a good home gp?
even last year was a but eh because he got stuck behind kimi and couldnt get on the podium
its like the circuit hates him or something kek

>Muh gimmick posters

>True Neutral
>Gay Russian
why do they always put me into NPC tier:(

youre not an NPC, the fact that you got mentioned proves that

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ill make sure to hug ur mum tonight, mate

>>>/xboxlive/

I would but my cat died last month too.

he finished 2nd in 2014 but DSQ for fuel flow issues.

>he finished 2nd in 2014 but DSQ for fuel flow issues.

So you're saying he finished last?

the important thing is it wasn't self inflicted

>implying he didn't tinker with the fuel flow meter to get a few extra rwkw's to brag about to his mates
He is a wog after all

F

Im aware about 2014 and thats why I feel like ausgp is just a cursed place for him
qualify well, drive your ass off, get FIAd
that couldve been the breaking point lads

maybe if we put the engines in the front of the cars that could solve the lack of overtaking.

no he definitely had the headache because of that

You sound like a loser m8.

They can't overtake because cars are huge as fuck.

>t. Seething NZLander

Pottery

shut up before I move you to chaotic evil tier

lads the next edition with include: gimiposters, sleepy gimi poster, noelposter, anime german, o'shilly, turkeybro and NEEKERI poster

>>Neutral Good
>Simon
The Britalian as anything good
HAHAHAHHA you must be >new

why can't mclaren into mercedes engines

Because Mercedes only supplies to shitter teams who employ pay drivers so that they're not a threat to them.

>trying this hard to have your own gimmick

yikes

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>McLaren
>Threat
Last season was a display on how shit they really are

Fuck off monkey poster gimmick

>denying the truth
Simon is pretty based
>t. nonce

Now you've fucked it mate

t.gimmicklet

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>he rates ricciardo

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the absolute state of this gimmick

less gimmick posting, more gimi posting

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hey guys, i wanna be a gimmick poster too. help me come up with one

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fool
you have to figure out your gimmick entirely on your own via introspection

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the 2014 f1 car of old world monkeys

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>gimi xD
kys

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>copse was turn 1
>maggots & becketts in the very beginning of the lap
retarded. i honestly believe the current configuration of silverstone is the best it's ever been

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this, but kys for posting anime.

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this year's front wings are slightly wider than the front wheels, yeah? monaco will be littered with front wing debris then

maybe. I think they'll be hyper cautious.

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>tfw have been buying the BMW recommended BKR6EK dual electrode spark plugs when I could have been buying BKR6E single electrodes for half the price

Fugg, don't I feel like a dorftrottel


>inb4 buy the right plugs, ya dingus
The valve cover leaks oil down the tubes and fouls the plugs, I want cheaper ones because I have to change them more often then usual
>inb4 then replace the valve cover gasket, ya dingus
Fuck you, you do it

what's wrong with a falcodore you yuppie cunt?

'ate gimmicks
luv stroll
Simple as
#StrollWDC2020

They're now the same width as the front wheels, they were previously a bit narrower, about 8 inches wider than last year.

*blocks your path*

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Nothing. I'm actually shopping for a VE V8 ute to replace it.
>tfw have 21k in the bank but there's nothing worth buying for sale atm

For me, silverstone will always be the 07 config. The current isn't bad though.

I miss my VU SS. fuck that went hard

For me, it's horse cuckoldry

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you need to speak with native speakers to learn a language

Dropped a m8's uncle off the the airport in his VU once.
A bloody slow moving (which is rare af for them) mudcarter changed in to our lane right before a set of lights, and decided to stop for the fucking yellow. In a split second I thought: whatever it's a modern car, it will have ABS, just stand on the brakes as hard as possible and it will stop as quickly as possible.
Rear end immediately locked up and went sideways and I had to pull the bastard up like McLaughlin at Surfers in 2016.

Fucking cheap cunt Holden cutting corners.

I have already provided a newfag American a crash course to the reasons behind Merc dominance of 2014 to 2018, but it happened like a week or two ago.

lads is masturbating good? wanna learn sex desu

It's like sugar m80, a little bit is fun, but too much is very bad for you.

>Qualifying proved to be a bit of an anti-climatic punch after such high expectations of Ferrari and Red Bull from pre-season testing. Obviously, there were several people out in the social media world who were quick to hurl abuse and mockery at our pre-season testing analysis which clearly had Ferrari in front, but that was true from what we saw there. Ferrari did look to have the fastest car in Barcelona and that was the opinion of not just people like me watching from the outside, but also people in the paddock - including Mercedes!
Why does Sky, as a journalistic entity, believe what Mercedes says? :DD
skysports.com/f1/news/36347/11669465/f1-2019-new-season-starts-with-mixed-emotions

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Do they truly not know why a team would try to underestimate their own performance?

>MERC'S ARE LADS YOU FOOKEN COLONIAL, GOOD N' 'ONEST ENGLISHMEN THROUGH AND THROUGH
That is why.

See here: I honestly think everyone (media and teams alike) just got this wrong.

And make sure you watch the video too.
Knowing what we know now, seeing the Mercedes destroy the Ferrari in slow speed corners makes everything make sense.

>Obviously, there were several people out in the social media world who were quick to hurl abuse and mockery at our pre-season testing analysis which clearly had Ferrari in front
waah mummy, our narrative was exposed and now I'm sad!

And yet some people still think Mercedes doesn't have a pseudo-rear wheel steering which wouod net them huge gains in slow speed corners.

Good point actually.
Everyone has been comparing the Ferrari to the Mercedes and saying that the Ferrari is shit at slow speed, but no one has actually bothered to compare either car to anything else.
It may just be that the Ferrari is normal at slow speed corners, and the Mercedes has some serious incidente going on to give it a huge slow corner advantage over anything else.

>rear wheel steering
that would be painfully obvious. how on earth could they get away with it and no one notice?

It would only be very minor, and it could easily involve the suspension moving in some way rather than the wheel itself, thus making it harder to detect

I think he means a passive system, not an actively controlled system.

For example:
cardinalewaymazdacorona.com/blog/need-know-mazdas-dtss-system/

Maurizio Voltini from Autosprint speculates that,Ferrari is now fugged because there's no Gio nor Gimi to babysit them through setups.

Getting my chainsaw driving license today, no more axe wielding for me. Kinda excited for this, what are you up to this week?

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>chainsaw driving license

Not sure if memeing about >Germany, or just Germany.

Fuck mate a valve cover and spark plug o-ring job takes about 30 mins on an M52.

Do you start with an electric and then get a petrol one once you sit your full licence?

2bf, it's an m42, so it takes longer because there's two less plugs.

It's a real thing. Obviously not for driving but if you want to cut wood in a state or federal forest you need to visit a 1-day seminar to get that license.
Pretty much impossible to fail but they tell you the proper way to cut, and what protective equipment you need. Should be fun, I'm doing it on company time because I convinced my employer this would come in handy (it won't really though).

No, you can get any saw you want if you use it on private property. You only need the license for public forests, the type of saw has no relevance.

>Durbo Memorial Edition
Oh no.

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>you will never see this again

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Do it and then get a COP plug kit.

>get a COP plug kit.

Nah. Plan is to remove the DME and run a carby just to annoy you :^)

Holy shit. I thought we had it bad with "hygiene passes" and such. Needless bureaucracy.

>Dominos AU giving away 200 free 16" pizzas on Insta each day for 4 days
>they have 70k followers
>people on Ozbargain and Normiebook are losing their shit about how it's BS and impossible to get one
>I got a code the first day
>I got a code the second day
>got another 2 codes today because lol fuck it

They're going in the freezer and I'm covered for F1 /snacks/ until Spain (inclusive) :DDDD
I'll also make me as fat as Nick, so that'll be fun too.

Will try for two more tomorrow to cover Monaco and Canada too :^)

I think we have a similar thing but it's called something like "forest work safety card"

MORNING LADS AND REMEMBER FUCK OCON

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Yeah but then again there's a lot fewer Finns per tree than Germans per tree so it's good to keep most of them out.
Plus rules and procedures are meant to be followed, why make a big deal out of it. It's a one time thing, costs less than 100€ but you get to keep the wood you made in the seminar.

>Pretty much impossible to fail

Reminds me when I was forced to do a building site working card by my government unemployment provider.
The trainer just read safety shit off an overhead projector for half an hour, then did a group open book oral test.

The dumb bogans would still give wrong answers (because they were too illiterate to look in he fucking book in front of them), so he'd ask the group "is he right", and in the group of 25 people someone would say no and give the right answer, and we'd go to the next question.
I saw how things were going, so I skipped ahead two questions (also on the overhead projector), and opened the book to fire extinguisher colours. He saw what I had done because I was sitting near the front, and he immediately asked me the fire extinguisher question when it came up.

Dodgiest "qualification" I've ever seen.

I had a turbo M42 there's no pain you can inflict on me that I haven't had.

speedcafe.com/2019/03/20/bathurst-6-hour-release-45-car-entry-list/
>which takes place on April 19-21.

>Entry list doesn't include cars
Morons.
I hope the meme Mazda MX6 is back this year

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>the motor leans to where the turbo needs to live
>the steering shaft is there too

Cruel heartless Germans.

hows my boy lance stroll doing

yeah, no. are we supposed to believe vetlel and ferrari simcucks (only paskal and fuoco this race, since hartley and rigon were racing at sebring) are somewhow worse than esteban gutierrez at mercedes or jake dennis and dickbum at red bull?

>Mandatory safety qualification for every workplace needed
>8hrs general lesson + 4hrs specific to my category
>The bloke tells us that and then "Whatever, we only have 2 hours"
>During the test he goes like: "If you don't know something just ask me the answer"

It's on the right you goose.

Oh right, didn't realise you could scroll it.

>no MX6
LAME.
At least there's a >Pulsar SSS N14

>and fuoco
In his case, yes

Medium tier bantz about Roland and his winging about the Mustang youtube.com/watch?v=74HKHnI7zLw

kek

Aren’t you supposed to be banned because of the shooting in your country

>"hurr hurr I can't tell the difference between NZ and Aus flags" gimmickposter

Imagine choosing to a have a gimmick that implies that you're stupid.

Why would you do that?
Sad.

Wait, I just read that Finland is the happiest country in the world for the second year in a row..
I thought Finland was a suicidal depressed country?

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>researcher: "Are you depressed and need help?"
>Finnish person: "No, leave me alone"

I don't see the problem there. Naturally all unhappy people kill themselves, leaving only happy people to answer to polls.

Im reporting you to your government for unauthorized use of the internet.

thats a tad insensitive, m8

hmm, both of these actually seem to make sense

Also happier places have higher suicide rates in general. Being depressed/suicidal and having happy/fulfilled people around you only makes it worse.

>James Allen's strategy report might be kill

fug

>not on the list
Always a relief.

>conspiracies
They are not conspiracies and I'm not neutral evil

Anyone have pictures of carries titties?

>Destroyer of Buffets

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Dubs and I make a cum Tribute to Carrie

Absolutely degenerate. You don’t do that with an angel. That’s what instathots like that Sophia cunt are for.

do it

Didn't got dubs, so no cum Tribute

Singles and you make a cum Tribute to Sophie

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Close but dubs and Flörsch's dad is filming it while shouting orders at you. He says its for encouragement. You can see the edge of a purple wrapper in his pant pocket

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singles and you make a cum Tribute to Sophia

deep lore - the post you quoted IS Sophia

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Based and pizzapilled

I love her so god damn much

Is Kubica c-pilled?
twitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/1108031196225785856

just do it man, you probably fap to her once a day anyway so i don't get the matter on make a tribute i mean, just print a picture and cum on it no drama

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The only time when the retards felt more bad for the people meeting them.

for how long are they going to milk this out?

tf does c-pilled mean

lamo

>have to use photoshop to make her an uggo
Based Carrie

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Gorgeous

Until May when he’s replaced

Meant

Speaking of Photoshop. Can someone swap the Walkie Talkie with a Dildo?

STOP

new friend here can I get the official list of /f1/ waifus

1. sutil's slut
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.000000000001 everyone else

He is a five time WDC after all.

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I don't get it

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>Google "Lewis Hamilton" "Adrian Sutil" +gay
>0 results
>right to be forgotten
Fucking kek someone requested all results be removed

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death to the higher ups at motorsport network. and mana. and carrie.

youtube.com/watch?v=jGK9HwmOtMA

The call you notverybrightlad

I get it now

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How the fuck do you make coffee taste good without milk

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checked

You add milk

Even I who doesn't drink coffee knows that if you put milk and sugar then it's not coffee. So stop calling it that.

Pretty sure +plus doesn't work anymore, m80.
I used to use it a lot and had to change to "quotes"

Exhaustion, pain and growing some balls will make you forget the taste

acquire taste

How about you fuck off back to 9gag or wherever it is that you come from?

>growing some balls

Imagine your masculinity being so fragile that you think not having milk in your coffee makes you manly.

Sadkek.

How do you know that's the kind of thing that gets posted on 9gag?

auslad: does the f1 tv pro method you described to sign up still work? can't remember what you did. vpn and google pay something something. wondering if they've blocked the vpn yet.

But I don't have milk right now
I used to take it without milk and even sugar but It's tiring and it's torture, I always need some water

Put twice as much sugar.

I've tried that it feels like I am clogging up my throat with each sip, I'd rather drink it sugar free

I've been on Facebook for a while, people share stuff y'know.
Just get some tea, or keep milk powder/creamer at hand if you run out of milk consistently idk. Coffee without milk tastes like rust from a transformer mixed with warm water anyway. It just smells really pleasant.
Tea > Coffee, doesn't stain your teeth either.

If it's that difficult for you to drink, don't drink coffee.

this general is getting more and more reddit by the day fuck me

>Not having superior cream in your coffee

Pleb

see

Nope, I need it so not an option

>Tea > Coffee, doesn't stain your teeth either.
Depends on how much you drink it, I assume. And on its potency, inmates here tea their teeth to absolute blackness.

>drinking coffee and not superior tasting Milo
LOL look at these drug addicts

Imagine drinking anything else besides water and beer

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Is that some sort of bogan exclusive because I've never seen or heard about it

Not brushing their teeth properly might have something to do with it.
Milo is kino but fuck Nestle, they stopped selling it around 2007 :/
Do you have Cadbury's Bournvita or Boost in boganland?

>tea
Tried that, tastes a bit too bland for me and It doesn't spike energy into me in the morning

Meh, cream is a bit of a gimmick to add and then stir up, too much time in the slow morning

>Do you have Cadbury's Bournvita

Nope.


>or Boost in boganland?

We have this Cadbury Boost >pic related
Also a juice brand called Boost

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Somebody post Victoria

>tastes a bit too bland for me and It doesn't spike energy into me in the morning
Give me your address, I'll send you some top notch Indian tea. You should try any spiced tea actually, especially the ones with ginger and cardamom. Fruity flavours = Not tea, that's shite but yes tea is milder than coffee.
And you have build a high tolerance for caffeine, good job. Stay off Coffee/Caffeinated drinks unless you need them, it's sad that we've normalized caffeine addiction because it doesn't give you cancer or something.

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Talking about coffees, anyone knows what Krating Daeng tastes like compared to Red Bull?

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It's basically uncarbonated syrup, and it's fucking delicious. Lived on that shit in Thailand.

>stay off caffeine
coffee is literally good for you and has no drawbacks unless one drinks litres of it

Mmm that's not it, GSK sells Boost India and looks like Cadbury and Nestle have trademarks for it elsewhere so definitely not. Bournvita is alright, look it up in an Indian store.
How many cups do you consume per day? Can you go a day without coffee? 3 days? A week?

I'm so clinically depressed that I can't get myself fully hard with women and/or porn anymore but the thought of Verstappen being the youngest driver/winner/fastest lap setter/podium getter/points scorer/race leader/world champion but NOT the youngest pole sitter ever makes my dick diamonds. He's going to take all of the age-related records but not this one unless Red Bull break some seal in Ricky's car on purpose. He won't get pole in Brazil and he won't get pole in Abu Dhabi and that's it for him, record gone. He will NEVER have it. And he has nobody to blame but himself. He's had 4 great opportunities to get pole (Mexico 2017 and 2018 & Monaco 2016 and 2018) but he's always fucked it up. And now he seethes. Forever.

I urinate a lot after I drink 3 cups of coffee fast.

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Your "hurrdurr u r ADDICTED!!" questionnaire is fucking worthless because coffee has literally no drawbacks and in fact has various heath benefits (unless you drink litres f it) and caffeine addiction is one of the most mildest to overcome.

that's because caffeine is a diuretic chemical

Shutup

When will our friends the Aussie mobile posters be allowed back on the 'chon?

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Budget cap will never come. Ask Caterham or Virgin about how that worked out for them.
Renault are fooling themselves if that's what their strategy is built on. They need to spend up now to be competitive. Or stop pissing good money after bad with their half hearted attempts and get out of F1.

WAGlad why do the Japanese seem to like Radiohead so much?


Also this filename has aged quite badly since pre-season

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he could just change his DNS

Never because this was a very convenient time to ban all sites that commonly feature anti-establishment sentiments. What a lucky strike for the governments of AUSNZ!

are you a gril

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No but I can pretend to be.

go on...

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Do you think it upsets Toto when Niki says that he has no friends? Do you think Toto would conventionally consider Niki to be a friend? I think this might upset him.

Changed my mind I am not an homosexual.

shame

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Is that gimi rule 63?

>caffeine addiction is one of the most mildest to overcome
My parents are in their early 50s so it might be due to their age, but they can't function without 4-5 cups of tea every day. If they don't their tea on time, their blood pressure drops and they become zombie-like. Coffee isn't going to kill you but withdrawal would be a bitch to handle, stay safe Finnbro.

Heard people are the same with chocolate & sugar. Then again not got that much of a sweet tooth so never been a thing for me desu. Apparently they just crash after like 24-48 hours without it

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Replace Fred with Lewlew or Toto imo

your parents are just weak willed

Reminder that if you haven't been supporting STR since it was Minardi we don't want your attention.


Nah, please gib support the team still makes the best coffee in the pitlane.

lads, where does one buy huski chocolate?

>but withdrawal would be a bitch to handle
it is easier addiction to clear, even easier than cannabis

same but with fags and monster instead of tea

you still on the darts pajeet or are you a little pussy?

Do this

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Is Toro Rosso a Red Bull proxy?

Do you think Minardi could have survived with all the changes in F1 if they didn't move over to being the Red Bull junior team?


>you now remember that alternative history F1 website that had years of weird stuff on it

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Help if I actually find the right thing

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I hate the new bottas.

Probably, but they're sick and working all the time so they can have all the tea they want.
I do hope that it is true )))
I'm a microscopic pussy, fags ain't for me.

Holy shit is that turbo autist still writing his alternate timeline fanfic?

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It really depends.

I think that Minardi could have potentially survived because 2006 they basically gain a place in the constructors from Midland/MF1/Spyker being a basket case, Super Aguri were fucking awful so I think that Minardi get some good prize money going out of that. 07 maybe, Minardi were (and STR still are) very good at making a lot out of the table scraps they had to work with, 08 starts to become difficult though with the GFC hitting, a lot of the sorts of sponsors that Minardi depended on (lots of small sponsorships rather than a few large ones) pulled back on such advertising, so 09 would have been a nightmare. That being said, assuming they scrape through to 2010 I could see them easily beating out the three new teams, which would have moved them into being seen as far more midfield by comparison, and from there it is already too much speculation so who knows?

At the end of the day I could see them maybe surviving, but they would likely have to become at least like Alfa Romeo/Sauber (as in, de facto B Team) rather than the actual B Team that STR is, or the "WE WILL NEVER BE A B TEAM NOW WATCH US GO BANKRUPT" that Williams is becoming.

I just want Paul Stoddart back, having a team principal who was both the voice of reason in the paddock but would also call any team boss or even the head of the FIA a MOTHERFUCKER RUINING THE SPORT on a live interview would help the pre race, at least.

Did anything besides Retardo self-destructing and Sainz smokin up even happen at Aus? RIP Charlie

Max overtook Vettel, and it was down to tyres not aero, apart from that a completely forgettable race.

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>apart from that a completely forgettable race.

So a typical Aus GP then.

>A timeline where Arrows doesn't go out with a whimper in the middle of 02
That was actually one of the few times I felt somewhat emotional in this godforsaken sport, the moment I realised that Arrows wouldn't even get to go out in some Andrea Moda tier spectacular failure or go on forever, they would just fade out with money problems and a driver protest mid season. Fucking sucked bros, anyone else remember that time?

>inb4 30yo boomer memes

CARS TOO BIG GO HOME F1!

>I do hope that it is true ))
you could just type CAFFEINE ADDICTION VS OTHER DRUGS in Duckduckgo and do some fucking research yourself into the aubstance you are so scared of.

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keke

Unironically this.
Aus GP has never been amazing for overtaking, but a circuit that used to have 4 notable overtaking locations now has 1, arguably 2, and those are only enabled by DRS AND having a better car.

Any track that isn't XBOXHUEG just isn't wide enough anymore, the cars have unironically grown into the tilkedromes.

oh lord

>Any track that isn't XBOXHUEG just isn't wide enough anymore

All the more reason that F1 needs to go to Autodromo La Pedrera

Just watched the Netflix shite, why did they fake crash sounds and make out that le clerc hit fat John in France?

2009 and 2019.

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Stop asking wrong countries about it, sweetie.

well you make actually good coffee first and it just drink itself

because netflix is dumb and for the weak minded

That photo doesn't do it justice, the view of a car from the 1990s vs current does in the last thread, it's the length more than the width for me.

Can current cars even navigate nordschliefe considering how wide and long they are and how bad they are at slow turns?

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Yes and they would annihilate Porsche's record

do you mean the F1 Rejects forum?

Not much happened, but it was still a better race than last year. It remains to be seen if it was due to the new aero, though

How long before cars can't physically fit through the swimming pool section of Monaco?

If they can make it through Baku, I'm sure they can make it around the Nordschliefe.

Ok some highlights I found:

>Scotland independence seems to have been granted in the 60s so GBR loses out on Clark, Stewart, Coulthard etc. to SCT entry
>Lella Lombardi wins the '79 season with Hesketh
>'80-'82 season saw a FISA/FOCA split with separate championships
>Uyko Katayama won the '93 season with Williams Honda
>Jeff Gordon won the '97 season with Stewart/Tyrrell Ford
>Perry McCarthy won the '98 season with Jordan Mercedes
>Mark Webber won the '10 season with Brock HDT Holden

No this is something else

I'll have to dig around for more wonders

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if they upgrade the swimming pool to Olympic standards, it will allow the cars to be up to 50m long and 25m wide

What is Lewis Hamilton's dream?
>To ride a MotoGP™ bike

based af
youtube.com/watch?v=tZD_KEWib5A

front wings got wider, baku might become a complete mess

>Lella Lombardi wins the '79 season with Hesketh

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Yeah, it's tight but it's not that kind of tight. They'd probably have to run Monaco suspension like McLaren did at Bathurst; they'd probably take the outside of the Karussel, they'd probably have to be careful in the Foxhole, but they'd get round it and I suspect it would be very quick.

>it would be even easier now they've ruined my bump before Schwedenkreuz in the off-season

not to end world hunger or make f1 moar diverse? what a hypocrite :^)

How many cars will lose front wings next to that castle chicane? WHACK WHACK WHACK

2021 Formula 1 Technical regulations
>Engine displacement and layout completely unrestricted, instead a strict fuel limit provided for the race like group C. You can refuel, you can carry it all, whatever, but you can't use more than the limit (which would be a harsh limit, to encourage development).
>DRS is at driver's request now (no longer need to be in a DRS Zone and Car maximum and minimum lengths are each reduced by 80cm, width by 50cm
>No further changes

Would it work /f1/? Have unrelated endurance racing porn as image unrelated.

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>motorsport make 11 minute video making excuses for Hamilton
>b-b-bottas tails off at the end of the season
>Hamilton stood no chance with this HUGE part of his floor missing

I wonder why

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Honestly that and monaco were first thing I thought about when I heard wider wings.
Wonder if it played its part in Ricci's grass adventures as well.

he wants to fuck Rossi?

took me some time, but Top KEK man.

>be Renault
>pay Ricciardo £26.5m a year
>he drives in to a hedge

Are Renault, dare I say, dumbfucks?

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David Coulthard Interview | Beyond The Grid | Official F1 Podcast
youtube.com/watch?v=kna6xEC_vN4

he's hurting for the doctor

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>hairy belly
2/10 would not bang

What else did you expect from the French?

>width reduced by 50cm
do you have any idea how massive that is?

The crash sounds are the worst.
Sounds like a bumper car violently disintegrating, even when someone just goes offtrack.

interesting

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very low test

>t. low IQ animal that can't control it's urges

Why doesn't the rear wing extend completely on top of rear wheels so it covers them?

>3 million a year

ouch

2021 la

Some more bits:

>Stirling Moss still has a racing licence & competes in the Spa & Silverstone 24 hours events annually
>Dan Gurney became a Howard Hughes style billionaire after retiring a 3 times F1 champion buying all major British motoring companies in 1982 before going on to run for President in 1992
>Damon Hill is a 16 time Moto GP champion. He replaces Ecclestone after he resigns following being indicted on allegations of securities fraud
>6 women drivers have been race winners including Vicky Butler-Henderson in the '95 season
>Zanardi keeps both his legs. Enters his own team for the 2012 F1 season with Fischiella & Marco Andretti
>Prodrive won in it's debut season in 2004 with JPM
>Clark, Gilles & Senna survived their accidents


Seems the bulk of this was written in 2011/12. Hopefully there are more gems to follow

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>t. wears gloves to post in case he cuts his veal like skin on the keys

>t. uses duckduckgo because THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING ME REEEEEEEEEEEE

Are they secretly dutch?

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notice she has carpet marks on her skin, they don't last long, she has recently been knelt down

Yes I do. I want to see toothpick noses.

All exaggeration aside, those regs, 70cm reduction in length, 20 or 30cm reduction in width. Make the front tyres slightly narrower if you want.

>inb4 safety/crash test issues
Let the teams figure out how to make cars that size compliant to crash tests.

ddg is fine. using it via a proxy is not.

>gimmick posters

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Just make regulations that mandate every car resembles the 14b

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These are all 6/10 goblins with 2 kilo of makeup on their faces.

The blonde one is nice, would be much hotter in a monster ultra slut dress though.

PASS ON THE INSIDE OH NO THERE'S CONTACT BETWEEN THE TEAM MATES WHAT A DISASTER FOR MCLAREN

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Norris is such a massive twink.

Is this why they're called zoomers?

He moves like a girl.

what is it about f1 that attracts the most limp wristed turbo faggots, no wonder Hammy is making the switch

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It's uncanny almost.

you're not gonna marry them so the makeup is fine for a 15 minute shag in a back room of the hospitality building.

A good start. I'd open the regs up to that whole era.

>Saying someone acts and moves like a homo automatically makes you a homo as well
welcome to the club, faggot.

The real chads follow Rallye and Rallye only.

rally is the apex motor sport, that I will not contest

Reminds me of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=foviGJQvJnw

fuck I hope Lellari brings out some hyper incidente upgrades to Bahrain, otherwise it's another gay MWL season

>six times F1 WDC

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He only needs a headdress and he'd look like a modern KANG meme

What does it feel like when a girl kneels in front of you and sucks your cock? Like mentally I mean.

It feels like victory.

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This thing just keeps on giving:

>Mika Salo shocks many by turning down the chance to stand in for the injured Michael Schumacher to take a race seat in America. He wins that seasons Indy 500


And now for gimmicks:

>21 teams entered the 2012 season meaning there was an additional knock out pre-qualifying session consisting of the following teams: Cheever, Zanardi, ATS, Fashionista, Springbok, Piquet, Brabham, Borgudd, Force India
>Any driver from a pre-qualifying team that earns a pole position for a race weekend removes the team from the pre-qualifying prerequisite for the following race. This relegates the lowest ranked team for one race into the pre-qualifying session
>Any driver from a pre-qualifying team that wins a race automatically removes that drivers team from pre-qualifying for the rest season. This relegates the lowest ranked team into the pre-qualifying session for the remainder of the season

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Is the lad genuinely insane? Like mentally ill or something

>without Bossberg he would tie Schumacher this year

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Personality disorders with a touch of autism. He graduated from stacking soupcans to organizing F1 history into a cozier configuration.

He's something that's for sure. Seems to be American. I was expecting a Brit desu

But wait. There's more:

>The 2012 season consists of 24 races
>Races will vary on the amount of cars that may enter the race with pre-qualifying adjusting as appropriate
>Races are split into a maximum entry number of 22, 26, 30 & 42 cars allowed
>Normal races consist of 26 cars, Monaco GP has 22. Scottish, British, French, Belgian, Italian & Japanese GPs have 30 cars & the Nordschleife GP will have a full 42 car grid


Holy moly

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There is always a bigger autist

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Here are the 5 liveries for the W Series.

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Can't remember it's so long ago.

Do the girls get to choose or is it a randomly selected thing for each race?

Reminder that Ted is on SkyF1 and F1TV in just over 4 hours.

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they get randomly selected as the female brain is not capable of choosing between 5 things

Girls get to choose.

Apparently the name, flag and number of each girl will be prominent as well.

h-hi...

It is spring today, I am sad.

Neat

>The real race is first girl to choose which car she drives
>The real real race is PPV only as the girls choose which race suit to change into beforehand

It is also Wednesday my dude

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Wednesday is fine, always preferred Thursday though, that is my favourite day of the week.

>they do a le mans start but instead of racing into the car they race into their race suits
sounds hot

b-but how am I going to watch it if there is no illegal stream?
henlo

>The real real real race is all the girls naked standing round a large pile of underwear and race suits and they have to put on a fully matching set
>There are not enough complete sets so they may have to steal from the other girls
>Also there is a big rotating plastic platform, water jets spraying constantly and this is playing constantly in the background

youtube.com/watch?v=U5hExLsJlaI

Stuart Hall may also be presenting.

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Sounds like a schizophrenic who found formula as his object of delusion

Good news everybody: /f1/ now has a certified chainsaw handler. PM me for personal contract work.

post benis :D

>*Chainsaw Gutsfuck intensifies*

Can you even up MONG's stumps for me?

carve us another hockenheimring

sfw board fren
also stop being this cockhungry

post feet.

thanks for reminding me skull kid was a thing

D:

>tf
>tp

We know someone from Bradford that needs a chainsaw

Don't worry, there isn't anything interesting there, I'm a dicklet lel.
wat?

Reckon you could get this thing under control?

youtu.be/-oB6DN5dYWo

thats why I want to see it

You can find it here, but I'm not gonna tell you which one it is. Shouldn't be too hard to find tho.
2ch dot hk/ga/res/1519174 dot html

reminder.

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>/f1/ cock inspection edition

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Rich energy was due in court March 12th and 13th for plagiarism of the Whyte Bikes logo... Do we have any news or update?

Yes, I'll do that. I don't think the racing will be better though.

I don't think the law allows for that if you know what I'm saying.

Sure, piece of cake. I'm basically Dirk Braun now:
youtube.com/watch?v=kkOEmmrONpc

>404

>He survived 15 years without halo
Truly a marvel

works for me, sure you got both .?

Reminder that Gimi never used a Halo until Minttu came along...

The depressed people die out because of committing sudoku

yeah I got both

>murica blocks rooskie 4chins
Wew lad, what are you, living in a police state or something?
Try .pm/.re/.wf/.tf domains, those are mirrors.

Reminder that Fangio was the ultimate carbabby:
>8 years in F1
>5 WDC's with 4 different teams in 4 different cars
>Even switched teams 4 races into the 1954 season
At least Vettel had the decency to stay with Red Bull for all four of his championships.
At least Hamilton had the decency to limit himself to only two teams to win his championships.

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Don't forget the gifted WDC due to Collins giving his car to Fangio

It 404's for me too, ya dingus.
You fucked your link up

And it's the site 404 screen, not "blocked"
>pic related

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no you've just fucked up the link

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dvach /ga/ 404s even from the homepage

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More importantly are they mandated to wear underwear that matches the car?

i dunno, works absolutely fine for me
copypasting again, swapping dots with spaces now
2ch hk/ga/res/1519174 html

>works absolutely fine for me

Shift F5, you're probably cached

also why are you all gay and want to see other guys benis lmao

He is such an anime character, he must be a Weeb (nothing wrong with it, I like personality diversity)

>"WHY ARE WE SO SLOW?"
>"WE DON'T KNOW"
WTF VETTELBROS, I THOUGHT THIS WAS OUR YEAR

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Based

Nothing gay about looking another mans penis in the eye. Only a closet homo would be afraid to look at it for fear of being aroused, I have no such fear.

speaking of money, how are driver's salaries determined

I honestly chuckled there.
rip rari, rip championhip, ave ze пoдпcы

Balls

what do you mean

SEETHING

Is he, I dare to say, /f1/'s chris-chan

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tptbpbqalm

Friendly game of elimination crabcock
#ChloeStrollWorldCrabCockChampion2019

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Why did the based rally Turk change into trolling Vettelfags?

>Google sonichu F1
>received G O O D C A R

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>Oh god I hope they like my reddit post
>I'll say they're seething if they don't
Yikes!

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Japan must make a f1 manga, with a lot of wags

That must be uncomfortable.

I asked Carrie if she could send me her ass
etto corsa setups. She declined.

tfw I will never see russiabros cute benis

race car drivers are usually veey protective of their ass
etto corsa setups

not the same turk my finnish fren

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you're under arrest, all of you

Sorry fren, I just don't want to openly attentionwhore with my lewds on 4chins.

>At the weekend is the start of the VLN season 2019! I am looking forward to being part of this team!
Carrie VLN this weekend.

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not /f1/

I want to protect her smile

Î want to slamfuck her skull against the wall.

Sweet

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God I wish i were on the left

I never found any female /f1/ is shilling aside mana earlier pics and sophia to be attractive, ama.

More specifically see pic related, times are Central Europe and she's driving in some of the touring car classes

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god those thicc hips, thighs and bum

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They're really going all out with the Kangz stuff aren't they

What does penis taste like? What about bum? Asking for a friend :^)

I'd shag anyone in that photo including the guy and the negress hiding up the back

What saw did you do the test with? Just know that which ever side you pick the other side will hate you for ever after.

I never licked buttholes, got mine licked few times, but never really liked it much. As for clean benis, just suck on your finger, its literally the same. Precum is a bit salty(i like it a lot tbdesu and its smell does something silly to my mind), cum varries, but I don't really mind the taste.
/f1/

express.co.uk/sport/f1-autosport/1102726/Lewis-Hamilton-Nico-Rosberg-Valtteri-Bottas-Mercedes-F1-news
>"I think if Valtteri can keep the positive mentality, he can become world champion, because then Lewis has his periods of weakness."
t. Bossberg :D

He has been blessed with the power of rental-free occupation

poopoopeepee

benis and vagina

based Nico

based

what's the bet bottas has explicitly asked him to make statements like this to fuck with Hamilton's head.

One more race and ppl gonna doubt about Hamilton's driving skills, and then his head gonna blow
>Tfw Bottas cucks Ham on silverstone

zero, Rosberg just does it for fun

>based hungary
which one of >us could you even consider based

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>and then his head gonna blow
Nope
>He'll start choking
>At the verge of collapsing, rival(s) will outchoke him
>Cruise to another WDC

why does Lewis need constant validation and any sort of setback leaves him shook?

still not forgiven him for the h*t incident.

the only consolation to this MWL season could be another Mercedes civil war

he has a weak mind

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Formula1 Complete Seasons 1978 to 2010 SD

>Whenever I lose it's not actually my fault, bad strategy, undrivable car, etc.
>Whenever I win it's because I'm *dabs* based GOAT

Lots of cars running fuel

because everything has been handed to him his entire life. when he has even the slightest inconvenience, he doesn't know what's happening, because he has never experienced that before

>dude with one arm drive an F1 car
>blind girl love watching him
Is this the peak of F1?

AT LEAST WE WERE ONLY COMPETING WITH ONE MERCEDES LAST , NOW THERE IS FINNISH CUNT TOO.

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*LAST SEASON, I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T EVEN TYPE PROPERLY VETTELBROS

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>implying Bottas winning WDC wouldn't be nearly as pleasurable as Vettel winning

vettelbro machine broke

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Are you forgetting Monza 18?
TOTO BULLIED GIMI WITH HIS STRATEGY USING BUTTASS
Let's not forget & forgive that easily

Yes, but just accept Ferrari won't win this year, it's not going to happen, I am sad, but that's how it is, my only aim now is to see Bottas expose Hamilton, he can't be allowed anywhere near Schumacher's 7 titles GOT IT!?

HAHA WHAT DO U MEAN, EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. AUSTRALIA DID NOT REPRESENT THE REAL POTENTIAL OF FERRARI

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>bmwf
lel

Ferrari will literally be on pole in Bahrain screencap this. Not with Vettee though.

Don't worry it was merely an abberation and you'll see in future races that Bottas' pace will regress back to the mean and we will have to fight for every place.

>LEMME JUST POST THE SAME WOJAKS IN EVERY THREAD AND CRY ABOUT FERRARI

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>MERCEDES IS ALMOST A SECOND FASTER IN QUALIFYING
>NEEDS TEAM ORDER TO STAY AHEAD OF LECLERC
>WIFE DOESN'T FART ON HIS DICK DURING MISSIONARY
IT'S NOT FAIR VETTELBROS

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>They don't trust the Bin

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>ooga booga me want ferrari win
just as cancerous as normie mercedes bandwagoners

>Falling into Underdog ferrari strategy
Monza will get redpainted again lads

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isn't it funny how Gimi is still
>most recent ferrari WDC
>most recent ferrari race winner
>most recent ferrari pole
?

>ribbit ribbit me want red bull win
also just as cancerous as normie mercedes and ferrari bandwagoners

:((((
okay
dubs of #2 driver, bless sharrl

twitter.com/F1/status/1108397789648687104

>There are people in this thread that do not rate Hulkenberg

wow 2 whole places!

>All these NoPodiumBerg shills

Wonder where do they come from

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suck my balls m8

you know who else is good at starts and gained the most places on first laps last year? Lance Stroll. Hulk confirmed to be a Stroll-tier driver

>Hulk confirmed to be a Stroll-tier driver
>Implying Stroll isn't one of the highest tiers of driver
>Implying Hulk has ever achieved what Stroll achieved in F1

>pic
And that kills the hulk! :D

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where are the hips?

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hmmmmm

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I want pregnant Tabi.
No.
I NEED pregnant Tabi,

>he needs to read and compare wikipedia articles to be able to rate drivers
the state of (you)

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>Hulk
>straight

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I'll post my kot in honor of Durbo

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Kot actually means shit in German

I want to inhale her farts in a foggy sauna.

Everything means shit in German

>Lewis Carl Davidson-Hamilton

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>Davidson
What did Carmen mean by that?

>implying

wrong can

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looks like some 70's french connection tier drug boss

*crashes*
*dies*

>driving a car
>a sport

*doesn't crash*
*loses*
*dies*

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>blue goodcar

based, I will get that next

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he's bi-demi

he's into childs bagene

Will this ever be topped?

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*doesn't crash*
*wins*
*dies*

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NEW NEW NEW

CIAO, RAGAZZI

Leclerc..?

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