Not even perro can stop the GOAT

The dog is bigger than Messi

Serious brainlet question: why is the practice goal so small? I dont get why he would use an official size?

that's a futsal-sized pitch

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>hand of dog

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That's Lionel's house? That shit is compound tier.

MANO DE DIOS

post yours

You know what he said is a compliment, right?

perro

>mfw a big dog comes jogging in my general direction

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Thanks user. Makes sense. He dribbles like a futsaller lol.

*mauls Messi's sons*

Big dog status

See this shit right here is what's wrong with modern football. If that nigger was more worried about winning than his career he would tackle him and show him who's boss.

>play footy for a living
>train for the footy every day
>entire schedule revolves around the footy
>still do nothing else but play footy in the weekend
>every other family member is tired of the footy and still need to drag the dog into playing more footy
autism

manlet even the dog is bigger

how can you live a life being a manlet anyone???

this is why soccer turns into shit

nba all the way

He also plays FIFA nonstop. The guy is autistic about footy. Antonella probably puts a net where her pussy is so he can "score".

What an insecure little bitch, wow he teased a dog omg what a football god

>handball
he cheated

Argentine genes.

Why are fucking huge dogs so comfy, Yea Forums? None of the insecurity bullshit of small (and even medium) dogs, which means they're docile and family friendly, and all the hilarity of a dog that's halfway to being a bear.

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>He rates perro

Cats>Dogs don't @ me

>91581151
Go back

>Messi using his height advantage
That's a lifetime of frustration coming out on that poor perro.

@91581151
homo

lower blood pressure

Based

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>
even Messi can't get past perro without handball, best center half in the game

kek underrated ^^

la liga in a nutshell

Based

you just KNOW

haha I see what you mean oh

it's like 5 minutes away from a train station lol

everyone knows where it is

>Having a goalpost in your back-garden
>Having astroturf instead of real grass
>Wearing sport shorts

Oh god the autism.

>None of the insecurity bullshit of small (and even medium) dogs

Unless you have kids, how is owning a large dumb animal not a sign of insecurity?

He's saying the small dogs are insecure, hence the nonstop barking at everything to prove they are frightening

based

Ronaldo would lose the ball after the first dribble and kick the dog in frustration

->91581151

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>One of the richest professional footballers on the planet
>Still one of the best in the world, playing actively
>Doesn't have a full size pitch, or even a full size goal in his garden

The fuck?

>Not being autistic about football

What a fucking loser. Are you sure you're not a girl or some sort of faggot?

why do nouveau rich give so goddamm importance to dogs/pets?

here fucking new rich the first thing they do is get fucking horses.

lmao

based, Yea Forums has always been a gato board

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Horses have always been patrician tier.

t. Alfonso Cuaron

>le mano de dios

>handball

He even chokes against his dog.

>How dare he live for his passion
This is why you'll never be happy

why poland

misquote

You have to be autistic to be into soccer in the first place

t. lonely catfag

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Comfy as fuck, simple as

Or worse, an american ?
See

really nice coats on those perro they look like they eat high-end dog food

nut case

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BASED SIMPLE AS

Those doggos get more love than you.
You're the nut in a case

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i think that's funny. you deserve more (you)s. life just isn't fair.

i agree

>yfw you realize thats a chihuahua

>does it in his yard vs his own dog
>does it in the biggest stage, the WC vs the eternal Falkland rivals

MESSOY GOAT

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underrated

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trains is hard job

>American reading comprehension

pretty good. Too bad it went over the heads of most of these worthless sacks of shit

>Indian being condescending when talking about poo

they cute

is he ded?

Mastiffs are best dogs can confirm.

A horse is one of the most dangerous animals you can own

Dogs are quick and bite on fakes. I would use them to get confidence with some moves

don't talk about your mother like that son