/hoc/

>muh injuries
>laffs

Sundin is not an NHL top 100 all time great

Well, he mentioned the one with more relevancy. They atleast have a cup in this millennium

hard as diamond right now

>shorks 9-4 alltime against vgk
can't wait for the first round lads

imagine living in a “””””””””first world”””””””” country yet still subsisting solely on a calorie dense yet no nutritional value seed that gooks, shitskins and niggers eat because they’re so fucking poor.

Rice has absolutely NO PLACE in /hoc:

DET @ NYR, 7 pm
MTL @ PHI
BOS @ NYI
PIT @ CAR
WSH @ NJ, 7:30
TOR @ NSH, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
COL @ MIN
EDM @ STL
FLA @ DAL, 8:30 (7:30 Central)
CBJ @ CGY, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)

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>autistically make every thread
>cry when people call you out

if you have proof of a leafs pr shill posting directly from their twitter account then please include them in that statement

4-1

This desu

lick the bench
post the ice

>he STILL thinks that every American poster is the same person
Know that you're wrong.

"Obviously we want to play with the puck, this is a dangerous team and we’re going to have to be good defensively."
@43_Kadri ahead of tonight's game in Nashville. #LeafsForever

>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>shit ice
>shit rice

brown rice has lots of vitamin b and magnesium, two essential nutrients for combating butthurt. you should try some user.

>reg szn
fuck off

Based.

thinking about a second lunch

wrong flag to be a pr shill
but nice attempt

>SHIT thread

nope, includes playoff games
faggot

For me it's volunteering at the Clarkson Cup

he's false flagging #LaffsForever

how do i get a pr shill job on twitter?

For me it's doing literally nothing at work

you understand that every canadian poster isnt the same, right user?

>cry when they call you out

be a millennial faggot doing a communications degree and intern at some shitty company

Same, lad. Thinking about having a banana to tide me over until din-din, but I actually had one with lunch already. How many bananas am I allowed in a day?

>isles
>rags
>hand
>canes
>caps
>blues
>preds
>avs
>stars
>flams

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Do the Leafs become more aggressive as reality sets in every year?

I am indeed a faggot

ofc hes false flagging
hes absolutely horrified that hes been found out
like every jew does even named

Hate employment tbqhwyl
Could use a free $1000 a month

unless the goverment pays me 150 k like i make now I don't want a handout

YANG GANG

3 canadian teams in the playoffs
not that it matters since none of them are >my team
only burgers think that a cup win for another city is a win for themselves

hoping michael smith post on twitter soon so i have something good to post here for you guys

How much rice could I buy with $1k a month?

Rod Brind'Amour: "It will be a big game and as close to a playoff game as you're going to get."

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Am I the only one who is pumped for the marquee game of the night?

i dont even think most americans think this way
can't picture a bruins fan being happy about a rags win

bet you get hyped for the nbc rivalry of the week as well

>hurrishits unironically think they’ll make the ploffs

only shit teams are playing tonight though

I'm hyped for the WHL tiebreaker game

#TakeWarning

Wongs and rags?

based

Imagine coming in or on that

Just took a bulju lads

>car parts vs ilves
top lolmao, ilves doesnt stand a chance. get your booze ready ilves fan(s)
/ouryear/(everyyear)

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you took a goat?

Based

yeah, its not a twink boy so its understandable you don't know where to come

just took my afternoon tavares. its still not solid and made quite a mess.

sounds overrated

I'm thinking the laffs are scared with how angry some of them are.

wew

Can we talk about Carolina and the fun hockey they are playing?

based car parts

didnt look like they had much fun in columbo
only when they are beating up sub 500 teams

>tfw dad just came back from Barbados with fresh dolphin
#blessed

*plays duck duck goose while the captain flosses in the middle*

Sounds based tbqhwy. Only missing the cheeky dab at the tendie after each scaaar.

capitals are going to visit the whitehouse. libtards btfo.

better get off the computer before your dad comes in the room and assrapes your twink hole

I wish I had things to do at work

>his dad never invites him over for dinner and rum

organize office supplies, lad. check to see if everyone has enough pens

getting a job would help

Yeah my team just beat them 8-1. That was fun.

could always do some pushups

Flu-user here, I think I’m going to make it. Fever finally below 101, the shakes are done but the cold sweats still, as well as the muscle and joint pain. Finally had a proper, solid food meal and it’s staying down so far.

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2nd best line in hockey

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can i still have your weed

Do you have the HIV?

well shit, what should I do with this thing then?
>glad you feel better

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*dabs on the salty leafs*

F

>no one mentions leafs
>bring them up anyways
obsession

s e e t h i n g

I think we broke Sam.

i know you are but what am i

>randy cant stop thinking about sam
is it love?

i'm obsessed with hockey

Best line in hockey

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and that's a good think

at slobbering on a knob

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Replace Williams with literally anyone else and you've got an argument there.

For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line

Why do they wait so long? It's nearly the next playoffs

What do we think of the curling?

Curling is kino

teuvo?

Is it safe to assume players like Crosby, Ovechkin, Malkin, and McDavid would be guaranteed to double their point totals in the AHL? I've always wanted to see a player of that calibre just wipe the floor with everyone in the AHL.

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Too bad you guys SUCK at it
>conceding a point despite having hammer
OH NO NO NO CANADUMBS ON POOICIDE WATCH

Ovechkin is the go between for Putin and Trump, they need to plan how to steal the next election.

B-but mixed doubles gold

curling is boring as fuck, like /cric/

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Sure, he's doing better and better these days.
As much as it might suck to turn into more of a one-line team, it'd be nice not to have Williams turning the puck over every time he's out there and making sure that Aho and Nino can't get anything done whenever they're on the ice.

>it was 6-3
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pls rebsond

>coach is canadian
>skip is canadian
hmmmm. the albertans are choking though.

Why did the Wild trade Nino, what a bunch of losers. LOL

gotta play a full 60 out there tonight, boys. lets get things goin quicky, short shifts, make em worthwhile, and get the puck deep

>le petit ville de montreal

He was slumping with them, and both teams thought that a change of scenery would help him. Turns out, it has.
And the Wild had basically no center depth throughout their entire organization, so they were just desperate to have any center. So they were willing to take Rask for Nino.

>Metropolitan Division showdown is critical in playoff race
The Carolina Hurricanes and Pittsburgh Penguins are set to square off in a critical Metropolitan Division showdown.
The Hurricanes, who trail the Penguins by just three points in the standings with two games in hand, are in the midst of a five-game homestand and are coming off a 4-2 win over the Buffalo Sabres on Saturday.

Thinking about Skinner for Pu, lads.

If you have a shredder and a stack of post it's you can put the first post it in the shredder and watch it eat the whole stack.

YIKES

>metropolitan division
Would rather re-watch the entire Oscars show including the red carpet

The GM walks into the locker room before practice and tells you your coach was let go, and that this is your new coach
>thoughts?

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Why do you always forget about the draft picks?

Only Reddit hates McBased. Go back.

SEETHE

rask has been an outright dud so far.

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@91573957
>only reddit hates McBased
A) how would you know that?
B) how fucking new are you?

>it was 6-3
>CONCESSION
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

be back when the games start
hopefully some good poster are here by then

Spezza had 117 points in the AHL
There's actually less scoring in the AHL

ive been here all afternoon lad

be back when the games start
hopefully the rest of the caniacs are here by then

>not even a first round pick
absolutely HOWLING at randy rn

Thinking about some overhead barbell presses

What are you going to draft with your 2nd round pick? Jeff Skinner? You traded Jeff Skinner for maybe Jeff Skinner and cliff poo

He carried laffs for a decade.
No. they may get 30 points more.

Put the Buljus in the bag or I SHOOT

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I forgot he spent a year in the AHL. So based on that would elite players only score 1.5x as much then?

they already traded away pu. now its skinner for future considerations.

I'm already here, lad.

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I just can't see McDavid, Crosby, or Ovi only getting 30 more points.

>He carried laffs for a decade.
to disappointment

Genuinely don't understand the humor in pretending to misunderstand how contracts and trades work.

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No probably not. The AHL was loaded that year because of the lockout. Players need other good players to put up a lot of points. Spezza put up just as much in the NHL next year because of his loaded team in Ottawa.

AHL has less scoring than the NHL does. Point totals are lower.

I'm sorry sir I already took out the trash today

Imagins trading Jeff Skinner for best case scenario, a 3% chance at getting back Jeff skinner.

Hockey is not an individual sport. Have one great player only takes you so far. Crosby would think the game so much better than his team mates that they wouldn't be in spots on the ice where he doesn't want them. And players wouldn't be able to give them as good passes etc etc.

In a meeting lads

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Woah. Now this changes EVERYTHING
matadornetwork.com/read/rent-a-finn-happiness-guide/

make sure to bring up that you make 6 figures have a wife and have several more life experiences than them

Wouldn't they just be able to walk the weak D and weak goalies whenever they wanted? I know having NHL quality players by their side is important, but at that lower level can't skill be that much of a deal breaker?

>Crosby would think the game so much better than his team mates that they wouldn't be in spots on the ice where he doesn't want them
That's a good point that I hadn't considered. Playmakers like Crosby, McDavid, and Backstrom would have to deal with benders by their usual standards. Would goal scorers have a better time then? Since their game is less on passing and playmaking and more on scoring.

Who is going to get overpaid by Benning this off season?

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>a wife
Make sure to mention she's hot, younger, and has a nice rack. Real important point there.

Genuinly do understand the humor in trading jeff skinner for cliff pu and some shit picks

the ahl isnt THAT bad. sure mcmeme and crosby would put up a lot of points but they are going to just walk around every single player every single time they have the puck.

gardiner probably

also mention she doesn't have a dick anymore

players that get signed this offseason could potentially get taken by seattle in the expansion draft. going to be interesting to see how many years players sign contracts for this offseason.

still in my boxers lads.

>ENVY DIRECTED AT Scandinavia is nothing new
>Whether it’s their progressive culture,
*vomits
>technologically advanced infrastructure,
That we have but we're also completely dependent on it
>or consistently high ranking on the world’s “happiest countries” list
Because we're too stupid and too anesthetized by the technology to realize we're really unhappy

Sounds like you need to rent a Finn, fren.

look at the soilers right now for a comparable. when mcmeme is on a line with kassian and lucic he is not as effective as when he is playing with draisaitl. if his linemates dont think and play the game at the same pace as the superstar, hes not going to be as effective.

Who /22degrees-sunny-and-snowbelt/ here?

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Could Stockholm HK (Players only from Stockholm and it's suburbs) win the Stanly Cup? Would they even make the playoffs?

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Wow look at that. I’ve had worse

please dont post non-whites in the white Christian nation of /hoc/

I know the /metro/ is hated here but it’s going to be a great race down the stretch to see who gets in. Tonight will be huge

>but at that lower level can't skill be that much of a deal breaker?
There's not a huge skill difference really. It's mostly about how the top players can read plays faster then the lesser ones and make good decisions. There's plenty of AHL players that have better stick control or better dangles than NHL players
>Would goal scorers have a better time then?
It would most likely be the same problem. Ovechkin won't get a pass when he wants too, the passes doesn't connect from blade to blade etc etc.

Finland has the most suicides per 100,000 inhabitants throughout the Nordic region

milk

No
eliteprospects.com/search/player?birthplace=Stockholm, SWE&sort=name

>turtle derby to see who is going to get swept by Tampa
Grim

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Does this goblin have any topless pics?

So this is the weebfag who keeps posting on here?

if you don't eat pigs and cows you can get the fuck out of /hoc/

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i’d let her fuck me

kinda want a bacon cheeseburger now

I doubt you've ever had any.

I'll post who I want

What the hell? Why so few players?

No idea

Shouldn't you be the one doing the fucking?

Of course, if you were already sad and you saw so many happy people around you...

>At 430 million dollars over 12 years, Mike Trout will earn 69 cents per minute

stfu virgin lmao

>not making the saints black and gold
Dissapoint

I eat your moms pussy does that count

>What the hell? Why so few players?
Because Stockholm is full of niggers, muslims and white trash who watches soccer.

Petr Mrazek in net for the #Canes tonight. Warren Foegele is the healthy extra up front.

>full of niggers, muslims and white trash
if they are 75% fags and trannys then it sounds like any west coast city here

and finns, apparently. Mika Zibanejad is finnish!

Only good games on tonight

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as long as you also eat pork and beef then yes, if not you do not belong here

Take him. I don't want Zibanjihad in blue and yellow

it's cause he's half finnish, right? You swedes really are a racist bunch

we're FINALLY winning this year i can taste it lads

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>falling for the Corsi meme
I'm here to tell you that it doesn't mean shit.

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>calls someone else a virgin
>doesn't know that it takes two people to fuck
Kys

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#OtaVaroitus

for me its fenwick

That's right, stay out

Carolina Hurrikaanit

you can have him if you give russia barkov

Pour moi, c'est les Ouragans de la Caroline du Nord.

What's your favorite hockey moment lads? For me it's when Jean Claude Van Damme helped the Pittsburgh Penguins win their 3rd Stanley Cup.

youtube.com/watch?v=swEgflM5Ol4

Leijonat

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Sweden sounds a bit grim lads

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>Thornton 1500 games
>Tavares 700 games
>same ppg

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youtube.com/watch?v=ooEGSI0qX6U

Feeling a bit nervous for this tilt against boston

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B R E H S

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BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

Any predictions

lol >shorks
you will lose

Someone will score 10 tonight

Stop following that fucking schedule from like 4 weeks ago

WOOO STUMBLES THE DRUNKEN CZECH FINALLY BACK IN THE LINEUP

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who?

probably against >your team

you will lose to boston, sorry

why the fuck do you keep posting this

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

Only GREAT games on tonight boys

>Forwards
Niederreiter-Aho-Williams
Svechnikov-Staal-Teravainen
Ferland-Wallmark-Martinook
McGinn-McKegg-Maenalanen
>Defense
Slavin-Hamilton
Pesce-Faulk
Fleury-van Riemsdyk
>Goalies
Mrazek
McElhinney
>Scratches: Foegele (healthy), de Haan (eye)

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Genuine retardation.

to the faggot who keeps posting the wrong schedule you will be banned

t.janny

Fantastic posts.

Any predictions tonight

We need you to bring the noise to @PNCArena.

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I think the kings are going to beat them tonight too much speed

Who scores first tonight for the #Canes?

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I think they'll get shut out by the kings tonight

MODS!

/our Finn/

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What?

Popular opinion:
If every Carolina hurricanes fan was murdered this general would be greatly improved

Wpg vs la
pitt @ SJS
Nyr vs ott
Vgk @ Stl
cal vs fla
PHi @ wpg
nyi vrs tbl

Look at this schedule

FACT: If we killed vegas fans it would be even better

I'm gonna win the Aho signed puck.

For me, it's the Dentist's cheap-shot on Gordon Bombay

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>we
Yikes looks like we got a psycho here.

You just hate the fun guy?

The only people I dislike more than faggots are jannys. Kys you son of a whore

No I hate the fungi that they are.

lick the bench

>No one talks about Tavares last year
>becomes leaf
>pure obsession
Rent Free Faggots
Rent Free......

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right after you learn anything about hockey you fat inbred spamming retard that needs a team to cater to children in order for you to know what's happening you fucking failure faggot your family hates you CLAP CLAP CLAP

/hoc/ is leafs nation

After eating three burgers one hour ago, I feel like an overrated Tavares is incoming soon.

>get absolutely btfo and have no rebuttal
>"lol rent free"

hmm I wonder why. Not like you leaf fans literally paraded like you've won the cup the moment you signed him, yet you have the same fate coming towards you lmaooo

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Yep... this is BASED

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I made a list

now make a wish but don't tell anyone

The post that saved /hoc/

did you check it twice?

Is it of all the twinks in twinkronto?

exactly what I was thinking

Are the Capitals the most gracious and likable Stanley Cup winning team of all time?

No I have no feelings towards them whatsoever, good or bad no matter how hard I try

reported, the world's had enough of your right wing violence

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dunno i havent actually put anyone on it yet

>I'm not going anywhere, folks, I'm going to re-sign here, definitely, no question
>no, please don't trade me, I want to stay here, I want to be an Islander forever, I promise
>I know that you missed your chance to trade me at the deadline and get anything back for me, but it's okay because I'm totally going to stay here
>yeah, yeah, I still want to stay... I just want to test waters of the free agent market to see what I'm worth... I'll still re-sign with you guys
>ha ha you fucking fell for that, lol bye

>why does anyone have a problem with Tavares???

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The who?

I’ve almost completed the Finn database

Same. Last years stan leeb owl doesn’t even feel like anything happened

No.
Their fans were pretty awful and fucking delusional beforehand, and it's really disheartening to see that they haven't improved or changed a bit.

No one gives a shit about the islanders though, especially the owners

Everything is literally the exact opposite of literally everything you just said.

is this bait?

Cant wait for april first so he gets booed again
Yes. They at least were not dicks when they won and /hoc/ was saved from the golden knight menace

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Maybe in Canada but Canada has no idea what cup winning teams are like

The new owners care much more however

literally just talked to them on Snapchat they said they don't care

*has worst power play in league*

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So this guy customized the jersey to say “traitor,” would nhl.comb let me make one that says “NIGGER”

"No."
Arguing with Capitals fans, or even just trying to talk with them, is unironically like arguing with Muslims. They just make shit up.
Everything having to do with >their side is wonderful and perfect and everyone likes them. And everything coming from their opponents or their critics is awful and unfair and made up and la la la don't listen.
I honestly can't tell if they genuinely are that delusional and that really is how they see the world, or if they're just so fucking shameless that they think that making up obvious lies that anyone can check is a real argument tactic.

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true, the only good thing about the capitals is mia khalifa desu

People acting like the Bruins have already eliminated the Leafs is probably very good for us :3

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This is very true, sadly. Many people forget that the capitols are essentially a sunbelt team and their fan base can best be described as a "football" style fan base. It youve even played in the Verizon center or sat in the press box it has a weird vibe. People are all dancing and shit. No one seems to actually be following the game. It's unusual.

Can't stand that pornwhore.
Glad we haven't had to see her on /hoc/ for a while now.

Washington fans are the worst for every sport, it is because it is all imports from around the country and filled with lobbyists, politicians and contractors who have no local roots or loyalty.

have fun with tavares getting fucking murdered by chara :^)

you can thank me later boys.

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I’m guessing the shit miaposting will begin with the playoffs and last until the caps are eliminated

lmao you actually thought it was going to be different this year

Is Matthews going to share his invisibility cloak with Tavares?

True but it's also the weird uneducated shit talking. All fans talk shit but capitals fans are always saying "what now bitch" "you lost bitch" "we won bitch" it's just weird and it's not a normal hockey crowd, Pittsburgh is actually pretty similar

gary leaked me the script early and he said that the islanders will play boston in the ECF

Gary would never agree to that. It's just asking for shit ratings.

I think for Washington it is because they are not hockey fans or even sports fans just drunk entertainment fans. For Pittsburgh I think it is similar because the Penguins are probably the third most popular team there and all the fans are just hardcore black-and-yellow supporters who don't necessarily love hockey, although some do.

Stay scared m8

I was trolling but as a DC native you're right about the crowds. Capital One Center(not Verizon Center anymore) during a Wizards game is one of the most pathetic spirit killing sights. I can't describe it justly. It's bizarre and you wonder why anybody made the effort to show up. Nobody watches the game, the commercial break entertainment stuff all fails miserably, cheerleader dances are fucking ear blaring and totally inappropriate for a young audience, and by the end you feel anxious because nobody is cheering or making noise. If I played for the Wizards I would cry in the locker room after every home game, it must be spirit breaking

not an argument

so garys script has the leafs and hurricanes where the leafs win via bustthrews OT GWG in toronto?

That's Claude Julien for you

DC is one of the worst places on the planet I guarantee they lead the world in untold horrors per capita.

If I played for the Wizards I would kill myself because I'm an apehoop player

>implying I’m looking to argue on this fuck fest of a hockey “discussion” board
If you’re not willing to concede the Leafs are a strong hockey team, there’s no point in trying to have a reasonable discussion
Stay Scared m8

If you ever come visit there's a very distinct line where the tourist stuff ends and the drug dealers standing on the corners with five chained up pit bulls begins. It's surreal as fuck

>strong hockey team
>23 goals against in the last 4 games

the epitome of a terrible post. you are the problem

lmao, Capitals entire fanbase was still collectively crying about a particular Metro rival (one that doesn't even consider them their primary rival) the very next day, as that's all they know how to do.

as much as I want to say "oh a good team has to go through some struggles", the leafs need to find their fucking defense or else they will be FUCKED by boston come playoffs. Yes they are hurt, but thats not the time to have excuses when you get your asses whooped by the fucking snens

PIT @ CAR soon

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I need to be spoonfed...which game should I be watching?

What game should I watch tonight lads? Stocked up the fridge with basedmilk, ready to party down

Is this showing the Penguins kneeing the Relocanes?

now kiss

You will not be watching anything tonight. You shall spend the evening praying.

>only SHIT Chel games tonight
Back to Junior A radio streams I reckon

Convince me to watch >your game

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Case and point
Stay scared m8

Whoa

ruins > islels
detoilet < >rags
hasb > philthy
pongs > zoomers
crapitals > devils
soilers > bloos
laffs < predditors
aves < mild
kitties > mild south
teds < howdies

>ssm8

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>Case and point
retard

No u

>Avs beating Wild
>Predators beating Leafs
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>detoliet does not equal rags
Very true, definitely an upgrade to rags

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It's a big one tonight at @PNCArena!

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one of those doubts is correct

Didn't ask, sunbelt nigger.

finna watch murray get absolutely fucking dabbed on

No one gives a fuck about the hurricanes

if they are making the playoffs then sure why the fuck not

>no one gives a fuck about the hurricanes
>makes another post about the hurricanes

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which game we watchin?

Jets on top sunbelt on bottom

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Based

>isles
>rags
>habs
>canes
>caps
>blues
>preds
>avs
>stars
>flams

Bishop with another shutout

I only care that Hurricanes don't sneak into the playoffs
I fucking hate Vancouverites...

I knew changed your laws so that you could fuck them, but this is just wrong, Leaf.

pongs/canes

die

kill yourself

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Tonight's lines

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:(

Didn't fucking ask.

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

Who answered?

1-0 already lel

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BROOOONS SCAAAAAAAAAAAR

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Gonna be one of these games isnt it....

fucking boston is the bane of our existence

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SKJAAAR

Bane?

chinks are truly subhuman

Bruins gonna win da cup desu

Fuck you

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Nope

Just got home what's up

Good evening Leafs Nation

I'd be happy if all they did was bounce the Leafs again.
It's fun to laugh at Toronto's suffering.

Are french canadians the true hockey race?

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Sorry, that was supposed to be a text to my gf lol

What's his name?

Just like every craps game, I will be watching in hopes of seeing Wilson break his neck on ice

I don’t believe you

Does Molson go good with tourtiere?

Who's gonna stop them?
>laffs
>tampa chokes
>caps if they make it (possible)
>shorks shork the finals

Chad

You shouldn't

>conveniently forgetting the pongs

Didnt you just get spanked by them?

Only the ones who play in Ligue Nord-Américaine de Hockey

youtube.com/watch?v=SpjnIb6_zU0
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youtube.com/watch?v=SpjnIb6_zU0

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kek the isles goalie is getting pelted

>*honk *honk *honk
>go hurricanes

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Went discin

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Yeah it does.
I was 3 years sober, but since I now have a steady job, I kinda relapsed and now this is my poison.

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Maybe work on your listening comprehension, Sven.

The only North American league that matters.

>stout
>5%
Grim

>gestalt

>outmeal stout
jesus christ grab a budweiser. hate those cringy craft beer goobers

>name is Phoenix
>doesn't play for the Yotes
>doesn't rise from the ashes

I admit it's hard to hear what the fans say when they have dicks in their mouths

Not everyone likes drinking piss m8

Meh it's a medium sized brewery. they have been there for a while. They have a pretty standard, stable product.

t. tastelet

Did you see the pool? THEY FLIPPED THE BITCH

Is Jack Edwards the greatest sportscaster of all time?

>getting upset at different beer flavoring

aren't you in favour of the free market

gewiss

*blocks your path*
why are quebecois so swarthy?

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It's in our blood

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lol

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He's a redneck boomer, don't bother

i drank a cider once. kinda refreshing

Budlight is a top 4 beer of all time imo

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Who has the best sounding organ and why is it the Islanders, /hoc/? I like watching their home games just because of it aside from the great crowd

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Once went to a beerfest with a friend who only drinks budlight. When they asked what we'd like to try he asked for a bud and was escorted out

But that's wrong Sam

>getting outshot 14-2

hahahahahha FUCK

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Based beer snobs BTFOing plebs

Connor no...

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r/thathappened

Hey mild autist, the game is mere minutes away, are we allowed to talk about it yet?

I once went to Oktoberfest and everyone was a faggot true story

I went to a beer bar and refused to drink from any of the over hundred taps that weren't bud light. You're friend is a pussy
Up there with MGD, highlife, and miller lite

you didn't figure that out with all the sausages?

r/*ddit

I've always enjoyed Modelo

I'M A CULT OF PERSONALITY

Don't forget the leather shorts.

Got weirded out when I first saw the video and found out they were black.

>implying I've ever been to Oktoberfest
>Americans at Oktoberfest

There's the problem

im the real fluanon, the other is an imposter. death is within 48 hours.

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Drink bleach

where is canceranon, he is the one that truly needs sympathy

Same

When I first came here in 2013 I remember some hawks fan who was in the hospital dying of cancer

Sean is banned isn't he?

>in the hospital dying of cancer
Shit talk Illinois all you want but if they're gonna quarantine hawk fans they're alright with me

have you seen matt barzal? last seen at the all star game in san jose

CASAMMM AWWWNNNNN DE-VOLS SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

Cancer isn't contagious

The kind that you get from going down on a chick's cooter is, though.

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MARTIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????

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i dont understand why they don't take off their helmets

i'd unironically beat the fuck out of chara

yeah you can get throat cancer from unclean grils

t. Evander, one shift before this picture was taken

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because it's against the rules

>those widdle baby punches
ohnonono

new rule coming that a player must immediately skate to his bench if he loses his helmet or get 2 mins

That's a virus which can cause cancer, not cancer.

I think we have that in liiga

because thats what nhl is now, wwf tier

I didn't because my dad bought the record in 1989.

What about goalers?

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Charcoal or propane?

Fuck that shit.
That's a gay IIHF rule that has no business being in the NHL.

I would absolutely give a go if given the opportunity. Full knowing that even tho im big, he's much bigger and will certainly outreach me.
If anything, just to say I fought Chara

that already exists in the ahl

For me it's propane

oh my clusterfuck

isles getting dunked on by the meme line

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its really gay, imagine being in the offensive zone and losing your helmet then losing your scoring chance
play automatically stops
yeah it does, im guessing gary is just trying to avoid future lawsuits should someone get BTFO without protection

dirty leg sweep from crosby, throw him out

Same, he usually wrestlers anyway so your face wouldn't get that messed up I think

Yeah fuck this game. why do they always play like fucking ASS against boston

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we need more elbows, knees and coup de boule when fighting

Business idea: Hockey, but you can hit the other players

exactly like you said. they have done studies and analysis that show most concussions are from when players hit their head on the ice, not when they get punched. they cant just ignore those studies or else they will get sued.

"Concussion protocol"

Ban the sport

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Nathan Horton hitting his head on the ice was one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in hockey

Business idea: One fan will be selected to fight any player of their choosing during 12:34 on the 2nd period

they would need to range ban the entire canadian ip spectrum to even begin to keep sean out

muzzin is horrible

>muzzin

Based Big Boy Boyle

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same reason the laffs look like ass vs boston
the teams arent good

2 x business idea: put miniature pool noodle-like rolls on the back of a helmet (in the spot most recognized as coming into contact with the ice), to soften any blows to the back of the skull from falls to the ice

And visors are optional, but you must sign a legally binding contract stating you full well know the possible outcomes, and cannot sue teams, leagues, players should you lose an eye

business idea: convert muzzin to muslim

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what emotion was i supposed to feel for this laff blueline??

scaaar

Holds me bros it's either this or satellite internet at twice the cost and 1/4 the speed

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if the islanders had tavares they would be winning LOL feels good to be a leafs fan

STOP BULLYING ANDERSEN, NASHVILLE.

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just you wait the Laffs will pull off the comeback....next year

this should work since you're already on the spectrum

c o p e
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Tough to overcome that reach advantage
youtube.com/watch?v=nCthmi8fjLE

Fucking muzzin
Has 1 good game every 10 games the rest of the time he’s utter shit

Spectrum isn't bad dude

>this fucking power play
>boston still smothering us

I absolutely hate any boston game

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GENERATIONAL

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They should've bullied muzzin instead desu

Larry Murphy just let it slip that Yzerman is coming back to Detroit and Ken Daniels tried to hush him quick

Propane is for women and fags

and gardiner isn't even playing

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what is he waiting for?

gonna go take a Matthews, lads. will report back later

The draft lottery apparently on April 9th

Weak ass holding call

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Tuukka just throw your stick at it next time

chief this is why dal colle and ho sang should be in the lineup instead of ladd

was that not a trip too?

>redditville knowing what penalties are

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The absolute STATE of hockey

How expensive is Tyson Barrie going to be next season?

Nah that was totally a trip, weak holding call though

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I am so glad >we dont have to play boston 4 times a year at least

>the Toronto maple giveaways

WASH YOUR DICKS, WASH YOUR DICKS

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

end of thread reminder that the Alien IS gestational.

FUCKING RAG IT

Fart

late thread

end of thread reminder that sunbelt fans ARE niggers.

i miss the old gang back together again, lad

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New

Kuraly Hatty incoming lmao

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

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At top golf lads

Someone dump their broons folder, I lack reaction maymays

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