Which would you rather have as your dad?

Who wouldn't want to call Rapenaldo 'daddy'?

Would you be okay with Michael Jackson as your father?

Imagine him showing off to you, constantly asking you to remind him how great he is.

today I threatened my father with sending him to a neuropsychiatric institute if he doesnt stop drinking and creating trouble at his assylum

Goddamn, ronnie's son looks sad a f
I wonder why

TSUjr will dab on the messoys and continue his legacy

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The one with more CL trophies

knows he's got to poke his dad in the bum again tonight

Obviously Messi.
Imagine penaldo asking you to take pics of him training every hour. And then finding pics of your dad touching some buff negro's dick in a newspaper. I'd kys.

that Ronaldo Kid is probably going to pay to have cheap prostitutes killed in front of him.

nice quads bro

>a choking, drug abusing, tatted up manlet that will mollycoddle me into becoming a flabby basedboy
>a natural GOAT that will teach me how to become /strongmind/ and /strongbody/

Jeez the choice is so hard

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Messis son will be a literal midget

Happy Father's Day, Catholic people from Yea Forums

So will Ronaldo. Ronaldo is only like 1.85 m

Tsu jr

both have some mental problems

You can tell Ronaldo Junior has no say in where his life is headed while Messi has said his oldest son never even liked football and let him throw a basketball around instead.

Also the breaking point is Antonella looks like a real mom while Georgina is probably at a Gucci store as we speak.

Georgina isn't his real mom

What is Ronaldo's personality like? I've always imagined he'd be a bit of a dick because he's a chad.

Messi actually looks like a dad. So I'd probably go with him.

sharpie? kid was trying to look like he father

ronaldo has the body of a manlet, only his neck is ultra long

Cristiano easily.
Messi is the shy guy who mantains his family and friends very close to him, he seems the type of father that calls his children every day to tell them come visit us.
Cristiano only cares about his children when it's time for photos, he is the type of father who gives you money and tells you to go out our something.

El sindrome del padre alcoholico es verdaderamente una maldicion porteña

I feel like Ronaldo Jr is going to grow up either to be a pro player or a serial killer. While Messi Jr will grow up to be a fat NEET.

Messi's kids always look happy on pics, why would they grow to be fat neets?

>leg extension machine
way to destroy your knees retard

nerman

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neybar got cucked

messi, he is a dog owner and you get a real mom

>raising your wife's son

what you mean? no way

/thread

dis nigga a billionaire and is eating 99 cent noodles

he doesn't need to eat the best fishes in the world every night. also, I think you don't know what father and son bonds are made.
he relives his childhood with HIS kid and share a lot of good stories in that very moment

based post.

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thank you nerman you're the best

Kek

why is Nerman eating noodles with a spoon

KEK

he loves challenges

I am 99% sure Messi's kids will play hobbits in the future lord of the ring s reboot

This looks like some Ramen microwave shit

It probably is

>tfw I'm unironically eating more luxurious meals than a millionaire athlete

feela good

>machine leg extension
never gonna make it

>2011
>needing a dad
lmao foh pussyboy

I mean Ronaldo only had kids to hide the fact he's gay... would you want to be the result of an artificial insemination?

this. he will appreciate it later in life

CRjr already out here trolling for some poontang, what a chadlet

He’s using american assumptions. Doesn’t realize people who grow up in Spain aren’t as pathetic as him.

or Messi's children will grow up to be well adjusted normal individuals while ron jr ends up being a poster in this shithole obsessing over Messi like you spics

Damn messi's genes really bring down his kid

>Nerman's kid is the whitest one

based

kek

He's clearly teaching his ex-girlfriend's son the value of creating something yourself. The the blondie cooked up a cup of ramen for them.

I don't see what's so surprising here

wtf, nerman was born white but did a reverse michael jackson?

Nerman is like 3/4th European and the kid's mother is white as well. It's just that negro genes are usually more prominent

TSU as the biological, Messi as the stepdad

>3/4th
Hue hue hue

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coutinho looks like he's about to have his bar mitzvah

this but unironically

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It’s getting sad and desperate at this point so here, have a (You)

It's true though. This is what a bonafide, full blooded black looks like.

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that ass tho

Either becuase both of them are so rich that I could buy my own football club.

I'd rather have a relatively normal and stable nuclear family like Messi's instead of Ronaldo's weird little policy of having a bunch of children through American surrogate mothers.

once his teeth are straightened out hell be a handsome fellow

would rather ronaldo be my dad so i could eat georgina's ass while ronaldo was away training all day

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If I was a kid Id like to be Tsu Jr. He gets all the atention and also is good at speaking with girls.
Nerman III looks like goofy one. I wouldnt like to be a goofy one.

And Messy looks like retarded albanian 2bh

Ronaldo gave birth to TSUjr

Georgina isnt the mother of TSU 1 jr, but is to other TSUs

real talk ronaldo jr is the kinda kid we used to bully and beat the shit out of in school for dressing like a faggot and trying to act all serious and grown up

He did a paternity test

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True

Is that ramen?

Probably messis

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I just wish I had a dad that supported me

>Nermans kid is literally fucking levitating

CR7 Underwear kids absolutely seething

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Ronaldo because I'd have a hot ass stepmom

georgian/azeri/armenian

dios mio

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Antonella is hotter though

>autistic vs rapy narcisist

They really are Goku and Vegeta.

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this

messi

>Embarrasses other kids in front of a full stadium.
Nothing personal, kids

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I wanna cuddle with blondie

I dont understand your logic. Neymar clearly looks more like Vinicius than Mario Fernandes who looks like your typical 70 percent euro Brazilian.

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>Yeah lets lump the berbers as Europeans and not north african.

how can mbappé even comptete?

But then it'd be your real mom, and the stepmom could be all yours cuz Christiano doesn't touch her.

Great

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sprite and pizza vs 30 pushups after homework

Fucking based.

dreadful defending desu

>70%
That guy isn't 70%. You should watch some of those DNA heritage videos to get some sense.