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>Share your spooky-poopy stories about your ranchos, amarres & abuelitas
>International Break, no LigaMX, CopaMX either conCACAf
>Mexico NT vs Chile on Mar.22th, then vs Paraguay on Mar.26th
>Iker Casillas confirmed as chemo, what did he mean by this?
>the madman: Marchesín Manchadín does it again
>SUPER CRINGE: literally Son-Goku phonecalled Chapito Montes
>Hector Herrera signed with Atlético de Madrid for 5 years
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Charles Lee
>the madman: Marchesín Manchadín does it again
this time humilliates a chemo trying the bantz on Oribe
Benjamin Sullivan
>Mexico NT vs Chile on Mar.22th, then vs Paraguay on Mar.26th
Jonathan Orozco OUT, I hope CACA Martino calls Jurado instead
Jaxson Wilson
>SUPER CRINGE: literally Son-Goku phonecalled Chapito Montes
Luis Montes renew contract until 2021
Henry Johnson
shit edition
Adrian Jenkins
thread WARNING
Jacob Myers
im sick for the 3rd time this year and want to die edtion when
Jeremiah Moore
we need something like this as an edition
Aiden Ortiz
YA VETE CHAVA REYES
John Martinez
CAYESE PUTO
Brody Turner
need's more qt's
Robert Diaz
for me it's Santos
Jordan Cook
Why is Chivass so shit?
Julian Martinez
I would lick Alondra's feet as she sucks my balls
David Gutierrez
I want Meon to win the league desu
Noah Gomez
You clearly agarrastes un aire, this edition is specially made for these cases, tell us what kind of sickness do you have?
Jackson Thomas
fucking why? none roots for Leon
Angel Reed
Maybe it will help them have less sponsors on their shirts also I don't want to see Tigres win again
Jacob Stewart
>tfw no games
fuck international break
Brandon Butler
When is MALO going to give besibol gf's?
Luis Diaz
>Santos can't get anymore bas-
Ryan Cooper
Hot
is she a gringa?
Elijah Brown
I suppose he's waiting MORENA people from ranchos to release all the qt's, then he's going to bring them to the cities.
Christian Walker
we should have 2 legged CopaMX semifinals, at least like ths we could fill international break midweek
Noah Ward
I think also sauce
did the besibol season start already
Luis Adams
MUERTE AL QUE NO LE VAYA A SANTOS
Jordan Sullivan
Pony Ruiz to Santos when?
Alexander Jenkins
>Tecatito injured and didn't travel to San Diego
Justin Long
No thanks I want a good manager
John Hill
this is my last one imagebro take over now
Carson Cruz
Imagine Meon having the same ammount of titles as Cruz Azul
David Anderson
amazing figure, thanks m8
Luke Cox
Yeah, bread is getting too spooky for gringos from now...
Christopher Collins
LOL never notice this detail, Pumas has 7, Leon 7, Tigres 6, Pachuca 6, Santos 6, all of them are going to win one title before CruzAzul kek
Luke Johnson
not one qt in that picture
Wyatt Brown
>No cutie russian gf youtuber with funny accent
youtu.be
ara_lino
Parker Ortiz
why are there so many russians in mexico all of a sudden
Kayden Taylor
I know, but love this reaction
Ian Davis
>ara_lino
this girls is such a qt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Colton Foster
>38 posts
>4 posters
BASED
Michael Young
we need her genes to whiten our land before AMLO brings more caravanas desu
Brody Robinson
TW@ disappeared, probably got a "hi" from amy on whatsapps for something
Tyler Clark
I wonder where that Indian user is
Henry Morales
ARRIBA SANTA CLARA Y TODAS SUS PUTAS
Isaac Martin
>I want Meon to win the league desu
Same m8, they're the team that plays the best futbol.
David Kelly
TOPKEK based, i feel special. I suggested the image and the edition :^).
Elijah Brown
When is Mexico playing again?
Jeremiah Bailey
I supposed you wanted the Nahual image clean kek
Kayden Nguyen
El tigre esta muy grande wey, tuvo que haber sido mas chiquitito.
Nolan Perry
Mar. Friday 22th vs Chile
Mar. Tuesday 26th vs Paraguay
Christopher Ramirez
keep it alive
Cooper Thomas
I thought we played Venezuela
Carter Gutierrez
that would be great for the memes kek, here's the official image
James Russell
as alive as nightclubs after mexico beat germany last year
Juan Lopez
cayece puto
Noah Barnes
>Tijuana getting a little Honduras
OH N ONO NO NO NON ON O NON O
Kayden Flores
>ara_lino
imagine buying her a cocacola ;_;
Cameron Taylor
what's going on?
Ryder Green
central americans are staying
Logan Rodriguez
Now it's perfect, well done m8.
Henry Mitchell
Meon
Brandon Wright
press F for Puebla
Oliver Hall
that happens with your country when you're a Soros bitch
Dominic Bell
forgot picture
Lucas Foster
kek based
Isaac Rivera
what's going with Puebla?
Camden Moore
fuuuuuuuuck
>19/3/19
based kabbalah
Nolan Cox
Currently traveling. Have an interview.
Juan Morales
Clearly she hates that team, as she is removing their jersey in disgust.
Connor Turner
based
Hudson Bennett
whatta culona
Hudson Lee
What's this tacos de carnitas shit? Someone explain it to me
Charles Garcia
>tacos de carnitas
tacos with carnitas in them lad
Wyatt Hill
Pork meat friend in some big ass pots, liters of oil, one of the most tasty mexican recipes, carnitas michoacan style is the most popular, you should definitely try it.
Christian Hernandez
pork meat fried*
Ryder Jenkins
acabo de llegar del desfile de 18 de marzo y todavia sigo medio mareado y con hambre, wut du lads?
Chase Thompson
echate unos tacos de carnitas wey
Jordan Morris
>A Sakura Quest post, my favorite series, on my LigaMX at this time of the day just before I go to sleep
I think you made my week bro
Hudson Miller
>desfile de 18 de marzo
que putas mierdas se celebra ese dia?
Jonathan Jackson
what's this serie about? convience me pls
Josiah Stewart
she's australian actually
Adrian Gray
no creo que vendan de esos a estas horas, los de carnitas son mas que nada en la mañana/tarde
luv u too la', reminder that Maki was best girl and that the cowfee milf was sex/10
expropiacion petrolera
David Cooper
>expropiacion petrolera
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *cof cof* jej..
William Bennett
pre-pregnancy Debby is th best Debby
Lincoln Baker
About a bunch young adult women trying to find their place in life. Loved it because the self-insert was just too strong. Being on your low 20's and not knowing what to do with your life is stressful as fuck. This is one of the very few series that go onto that topic or have an all-adult cast. It is from the same studio that made Shirobako, which is alike.
Love ya bro. Impeccable taste but for me, it's Pink Aoi
Elijah Anderson
Visiting GDL IN June. Where can I go to meet some of Jalisco's finest women?
Evan Young
>Jalisco's finest women?
talking about vatos, right?
Michael Miller
Damn is it that bad?
What about CDMX?
Oliver Moore
>What about CDMX?
Infinitely shittier m8.
Don't listen to this retard, the whole jalisco is gays only meme is just that, in reality the gay population is smaller than tigres.
Nathaniel Allen
he's just kidding, Jalisco women are the most beautiful, no doubt. If you're going in June, you should try bars than people used to assist to watch futbol, we'll have GoldCup since Jun. 15h to Jul. 7th, lot's of qt's like to follow Mexico NT games.
Jacob Campbell
>caramelo was at the airport waiting to take pictures with all the NT players
>he was there when jimenez arrived
Based, I wish I was as rich as this guy.
Adrian Gutierrez
based, has to be a CHADhuahuense
Caleb Ramirez
Tomorrow I'm gonna eat birria :^) listen my new videogames podcast episode, drink coke, play splatoon, and watch the presentation of googles new console, see world wife nintendrones seething... will be a nice day
Lucas Price
huebro de beisbol
Caleb Sanders
Sell away their best players
Chase Baker
I like Leon breh
Jackson Sanchez
Good luck bruv
Adrian Cruz
This nigga must be something fishy. Not only he has the money to follow the NT to a banana game on the Fiji Islands but can do it for weeks and all years all the time.
Cooper Campbell
You’ve never had carnitas, my gringo fren? If they’re not deep fried, they’re shit. The shit at Chipotle is just made in an oven.
Brody Brooks
Bump for tacos árabes
Mason Richardson
Why are americans so fucking fat?
Andrew Diaz
t. can’t afford electricity and haven’t eaten in 3 days
Zachary Peterson
What's her name? She looks like she'd give nice hugs and ride penis well.
David Diaz
>he's not familiar with yasminposting
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snorts* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angel Stewart
youtube.com
Not sure if this was posted but some of the questions weren't memey.
Isaac Diaz
the only piojo interview i want to watch is with martinoli but hes pussy
Matthew Moore
>Stadia
Juan Gonzalez
>true 4k 60 fps
WEW
Parker Evans
kek
Mason Adams
AHÍ VIENE CHILE, LADS
William King
>just stream games bro
Terrible idea. Not even normies will eat that shit up.
Joseph Cruz
>>just stream games bro
God I hope this shit fails, this would absolutely ruin vidya if it went mainstream.
Nathan Foster
Yea it’s soulless.
Nolan Hughes
>not even normies
Normies will absolutely eat this up
This is literally for normies you dumb fuck
The major problem is internet is still third world tier in a lot of first world places
Jason Roberts
Yea Forums OUT
Zachary Brown
post more culos
Ian Hill
>Normies will absolutely eat this up
Normies don't give a fuck about video games they only play whatever new app is trending on social media so they can be cool like everyone else and then they dump it for whatever new app comes along the week after.
Juan Cooper
Stadia lo va petar, normies will buy it forma sure :^)
Blake Sullivan
d-do UFO’s really have free cum, imagebro?
Sebastian Cooper
>video games aren't normie
Spoken like a true CHIncel that never leaves the basement
James Thomas
Is /ourguy/ gonna be okay lads?
Nolan Myers
post the gif
Justin Scott
gg Sony & Nintendo
the future is now old man
Jack Fisher
the new jeresy looks like shit
Blake Barnes
I like it lad
Jonathan Myers
how's the away jersey?
Dominic Evans
it's the same but in wine
Mason Sanchez
>Kuri will kicked out of the Tiburones by the Veracruz govement.
Wew.
Hunter Gray
FIDEL KURI OUT
>twitter.com
"Al perder su categoría como equipo de primera división,el @ClubTiburones ha dejado de pertencer al Sr. Fidel Kuri. Apenas termine el torneo, tiene que reintegrar al gobierno estatal el Estadio,el escudo,el nombre y el centro de formación.(Cuarta cláusula del contrato de comodato)"
Thomas Ward
it isn't out yet
I love happy endings
Brody Lopez
>inb4 Kuri buys the new ascended team
Ryan Bell
Don't you have that with Kirby Puking?
Jeremiah Brooks
Are we having ascenso this season? I'm still confused on how it is happening given we didn't have it last season.
Levi Bailey
Unless Atlante, Celaya or Venados wins the Ascenso Final, we are having ascenso this season.
Joshua Clark
>Atletico San Luis in first place i'm pretty sure they are making it to first
Grayson Ward
No, you psycho.
Juan Jackson
most likely to have a new team m8, we should just promote 2 teams already, San Luis and Bravos
Joseph Bennett
>Implying i want Flan Luis to get promoted
I never say the first place is sure to win the promotion
Jackson Wood
What makes you Think bravos deserves to get promoted? They are cold chested and even went like shit al this tournament
Leo Butler
Michael Adams
They are like the Monterrey/Tigres from AscensoMX, can offer a solid project to future, enough shekels to don't be just another La Piedad or Irapuato.
Daniel Rodriguez
If they had much money they could be promoted several tournaments ago, but no, they are just cold chested just like Leon was in AscensoMX
Lucas Powell
cayese
Caleb Rogers
callate tu, puto.
Christopher Garcia
They already won so if they become bi campeones don't they go up automatically
Nolan Howard
yes, but that won't happen, they are gonna choke like a bitch, almost everybody fails to win both tournaments in the same year
Alexander James
Why does the NT play in the US so much?
Nolan Barnes
I want to lick her so bad
Kevin Butler
kek because of SUM, they found of la gallina de los huevos de oro, easy CHIcano shekels, they even pay to see NT trainning
Landon Myers
w-what part specially?
Adam Allen
Her left nipple and the rest of her body.
Jordan Sullivan
GOOGLE SE SACÓ LA CHORRA CON STADIA
Ryder Diaz
remember the last time google thought social media was paying well and they tried their own?
Nolan Lee
Rooting for Santos makes me feel BASED
Ian Powell
cale la boca porra
Jordan Campbell
>those tanlines
Muh fuggin dick
Isaiah Rogers
Press F for Puebla
Jack Hall
>last time dad forgot to register quinielas
>wants me to play again
fucking international break, what am I suppose to do now?
Luis Smith
tan lines are kinky as fuck desu
Anthony Howard
>Dorados vs Juarez on saturday
WTF I forgot this delayed game, gonna watch it
Jordan Murphy
What happened?
Noah Robinson
Ronaldo is bullying my again
Ian Morales
Volcano exploded in Puebla
Andrew Scott
>ligamx femenil
>malta vs islas faroe
>bosnia vs grecia
>filadelfia vs columbus
>petrolera vs dep. cali
>new england vs cincinnati
I better play the cheapest way
Cooper Richardson
I thought that you like gordas, lads
>ywn tell the story to your grandchildren about how you met their abuelita at Serenatas in Los Altos
David Davis
Asher Nelson
Do chicanolards get laid with white murrican girls?
Cameron Allen
If it's anything like in this thread, I'm not sure any chicano gets laid without having to pay for it.
Chase Reyes
>dat metallic top on the church
nice antennas ;^)
>75% women
fuck
>birria de puerco y res
shiet, do want
Jayden Thomas
>birria de puerco
Carter Allen
>PUCHACHAS
Carson Garcia
Justin Gonzalez
>Tata calls tecatito
>Porto says he's injuried
>Tata wants him to come anyways
>not planning to make him play
>Tecatito says he won't
>Tata:“There will be repercussions”
oh no nononono
Brayden Gray
Noah Miller
RIP In Peace Eddie
Aiden Gray
is he calling to, I dare to say, the police of the football?
Jacob Phillips
he's the police
Oliver Wright
don't bully the Faitelson pls
Luke Nelson
I do but I'm JalisCHAD not an ugly Llantista or SHITlango
Aaron Wood
Kek I watched this match a few months ago
Absolute kino
Oliver Richardson
Kind of /x/ related. Who here get /sleep paralysis/ /false awakenings/ and /lucid dreams/
Justin Smith
You should stop doing drugs user
Eli Lewis
Drugs are the only way to cope with the reality of how shitty life is
Angel Nguyen
Me
>be me
>teen years ago
>having lucid dream
>druids all around of me
>be sacrificed at Stoneage
That was the scariest experience of my life
Eli Lopez
>teen
Ten*
Jonathan Reed
>Jurado roots for America
BASED
Jason Davis
Me, like 3-4 times a week in the last 4 years kek, now I'm kinda looking to have more desu
Cooper Ramirez
What kind of drugs do you guys take?
Leo Robinson
WE NEED GAMES
Carson Perez
NEW NEW NEW
youtube.com
Boser video :^)
Elijah King
Ninguna, solo tienes que creer, si quieres experimentar, pon el despertador unas 2 horas antes de lo usual, vuelve a dormir concentrándote en que quieres tener un sueño lúcido, intenta respirar lo mas profundo y lento que puedas hasta caer en sueño. Creo que es el mejor consejo que te puedo dar, sin contar dietas o redpills sobre ciertas cosas de la mente kek.
Andrew Sullivan
looks like dotor garcias kid
Christian James
so whats the final conclusion on Peruvian players?
Christian Walker
Amazing players when they play with heart, once they sign for the shekels, go shit
Hudson Watson
I hope some peru user comes through here so I can try and get sauce on that girl
Logan Ross
ig/lealthaisa
Bentley Harris
BASED
Nicholas Cox
tomorrow new DEPORTOLOGÍA video
John Myers
no one cares
James Hughes
who /cmll/ here?
Brayden Morales
just found out this qt nurse from Veracruz
CAYESE PUTO
Camden Price
She was posted a long time ago
Samuel Baker
keep it alive
Aiden Fisher
cayese puto, none posted sauce before
as alive as el boomer Chaco
Jason Torres
>jeremy memez OUT before his contract ends
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Caleb Phillips
wtf sauce?
Jace Murphy
lucid dreams here, dreaming about /mygirls/ is always nice and comfy
Nathaniel Brown
>tfw all my lucid dreams are about non-pleasent things
Leo Bell
you should be able to change that because its a lucid dream after all
Mason Torres
There's a problem with my lucid dreams, there's always something than makes me lose the concentration when I discover it's a lucid dream, I don't know if that's the astral bug or anything else. I mean when i'm dreaming and I'm about to "break" the dream as I want, something appear and makes me feel uncomfortable, produce me pain, tickles my sides(not kidding kek), pull my feet, push me, scream at me or try to scare me. I few times I saw a creature similar to a mixed cat/raccon, young cat size, not much hair, just like a little monkey, same for his fingers, pic related. Few days ago, while dreaming, felt paralyzed and I saw it next to me, I tried to burn him projecting fire around my body, when I did that he screamed at me and got these figures in my eyes, I woke up scared and saw those figures a few seconds after that, they vanished slowly.
Dylan Diaz
futboltotal.com.mx
>El cuerpo médico azulcrema aseguró que no es de consideración, pero la directiva encabezada por Santiago Baños ya está harta de las constantes lesiones del futbolista que llegara como un fichaje bomba
>La misma fuente establece que el dueño Emilio Azcárraga también ya hizo tremendo coraje por la poca actividad que ha tenido el futbolista
EMILIO!
Gavin Rivera
CHACÓN OUT
>“Estaba marcando a Juan Carlos Cacho, y él estaba cometiendo una falta ofensiva. Entonces le dije (a Chacón), ‘los brazos o la falta’. Me acuerdo muy bien que me enojé mucho porque estaba chocando su frente con la mía, me empujaba y me decía ‘me vuelves a reclamar y te voy a expulsar hijo de tu puta madre, pinche greñudo’, algo así”
kek based Chacón
futboltotal.com.mx
Aaron Martin
>Inaceptable, gordo e irrespetuoso, calificó Codesal a Chacón
eluniversal.com.mx
puto Codesal, una nenaza
Cameron Torres
>I woke up scared and saw those figures a few seconds after that, they vanished slowly.
algo parecido me sucedio a mi hace unos años solo que lo que yo veia eran un chingo de circulos que giraban como si fuera kaleidoscopio, lo culero era que los veia a pesar de estar con la luz apagada
>pull my feet,
eso tambie me ´paso pero lo que no si es que si me pasaba cuando todavia estaba durmiendo o era otra cosa
real /x/ hrs
Xavier Allen
Schedule confirmed for conCACAf semifinals:
>3 de abril, los Tigres recibirán a Santos Laguna a las 20:00 horas, La vuelta miércoles 10 de abril, 19:00.
>Rayados recibirá en la ida al Sporting Kansas City el jueves 4 de abril, a las 20:00, la vuelta el jueves 11, 20:00.
Kayden Hill
The night I broke my leg, I was trying to sleep(it was difficult because of the pain) I feel asleep for a few mins and woke up again but this time I saw a pattern similar to pic related, I've come with the conclusion than all feelings have a certain representation with figures in the mind, projected on your eyes, this is in a very deep point of your brain, almost scratching 'source code', even further than letters and this 'programación lingüistica' than the nu-age uses...
Nathan Wood
>eso tambie me ´paso pero lo que no si es que si me pasaba cuando todavia estaba durmiendo o era otra cosa
kek el día que me invitaron a la secta esa de mierda, cuando abrí los ojos inmediatamente despues de ver su video, y sentí claramente una mano sosteniendo mi tobillo, quise corroborar que eso haya sido físico, me di la vuelta con cuidado tratando de no mover mucho las cobijas(estaba boca abajo) y vi como esa parte estaba hundida al rededor de mi pie. También he visto como mi almohada se hunde cuando acabo de despertar y sigo paralizado. Maussan tiene razón, nadie hace nada...
Leo Reed
>lo culero era que los veia a pesar de estar con la luz apagada
Es justo como veo los vídeos y los programas informáticos que les he platicado, cuando abro los ojos las imágenes se difuminan por la luz externa, cuando los cierro, la misma oscuridad de los párpados hace que todo se vuelva a enfocar. Mi teoría es que el sentido de la visión, al igual que el sentido del tacto funciona con impulsos en ambas direcciones; estímulos externos que el cerebro procesa y representa sobre el órgano estimulado regresando el impulso como dolor, calor, frio, etc., si se conoce donde se alojan estos procesos, ademas de la frecuencia Hz, es posible manipular los sentidos desde el interior de la mente y hacerte ver cosas que no están allí. Imagina controlar el nervio óptico al punto de hacerlo funcionar ala inversa para que proyecte imágenes en el cristalino de los ojos, como si fuese una pantalla led entre ti y el mundo exterior(hololens on suicide watch). No solo proyectar cosas predeterminadas como figuras o fotografías, sino tomar una parte de las neuronas de una persona y programarlas para simular un sistema operativo. Se sabe que la mente humana puede ser fragmentada en infinitas personalidades sin que una influya en las demás, estas personalidades también pueden ser objetos, una ecuación aplicada, lógica, valores, parámetros... se podría ejecutar esta 'personalidad' en un segundo plano a manera un inconsciente extra, mientras el individuo sigue despierto.
Angel Diaz
YO SOLO QUIERO PEGAR EN LA RADIO
PARA GANAR MI PRIMER MILLÓN
PARA COMPRARTE UNA CASA GRANDE
EN DONDE QUEPA TU CORAZÓN
Jace Miller
are we going to have ligamx friendlies or what?
Jaxon Barnes
For me, It's 1000% GUAPO
Jonathan Taylor
depors
Jacob Rivera
Is that nery Castillo?
David Lewis
Y ENTRE BESO Y BESO
SUAVE Y DESPACITO
TU ME PIDES MAS VELOCIDAD OTRO POQUITO
Y ESO A MI ME GUSTA
ES LO QUE ME ENCIENDE
POR ESO ME ENCANTAS PORQUE SIEMPRE ME SORPRENDES
Caleb Hughes
Ligamx more like ligmax am i right fellow enejos?
Easton Nelson
What is a Ligma? lol
Evan Sanchez
Posting naked women because ban is imminent and I have to reset IPs anyway.
Matthew Reyes
Easton Cox
Carter Scott
For free
Ethan Cruz
>Al europeo le quedan seis meses más de contrato, pero su adiós vendría desde ya a petición de Emilio Azcárraga, quien según el medio citado anteriormente ya se cansó de hacer tantos corajes por culpa del galo.
lospleyers.com
John Jenkins
>didn't even debut
>already on the verge of being cucked
Love /LigaMX/ but hate /ElTri/ tbqh
Jordan Perry
CHADcatito already told him and his partidos moleros to fuck off
i wouldnt want to play for el CACA and his band of mls shitters either
Caleb Rivera
>turn on ESPN deportes because bored
>they are praising the dos santos brothers
>one doesn't have a team anymore and the other will soon not have one either
This kills the mexican football.
Bentley Butler
Have you ever el visito de ruinos del Azteca e Maya?
Any spoopy el historicos you wanna share ?
Connor Phillips
they always do that
Ryan Adams
based huebro de +18
Julian Long
Important: youtube.com
Joshua Ross
Thank god, because Nindie's Direct was SHIT
Easton Thompson
the one on the left is top tier
Andrew Sullivan
>private ig
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker Jackson
more AMLO memes since theres no games
Oliver Diaz
Mason Butler
both bitches are private, you can find of of them ig/divasdelfutboltv
Jose Rivera
never visited
Gavin Foster
>Hugo Sanchez defending El Tri players
how can this faggot suck so much VERGA?
Jason Russell
gracias wei
Joseph Rivera
RIP in Pirata
Leo Peterson
mati 2.0
Adam Brown
>LuismiRey throws mice to sound engineer
r-rude, used to be cool when was friends with El Burro VanRankin desu
Nicholas Sullivan
Let's do this boeiiz
Jeremiah Richardson
>Bravos perfora
kek
Owen Young
Pinche maricon, que mierda es esa?
Lucas Gray
El indio mexicANO
Sebastian Williams
Comida SHITlanga
Josiah Harris
Espinacas con cebolla y tomate, brocoli, jícama y cabalazas con repollo en salsa, medio aguacate y dos huevos cocidos.
cayese puto, ya quisieran tus antepasados SHITlangos comer algo mas elaborado que tortillas en comal de piedra
Alexander Murphy
>Espinacas con cebolla y tomate, brocoli, jícama y cabalazas con repollo en salsa, medio aguacate y dos huevos cocidos.
Thats disgusting user, no wonder you're a fucking cum drinking faggot
Ryder Miller
k c caye putito, mejor vallace a comer sus maruchans
Christopher Morgan
I'll instant lunch her anytime compas
Levi Parker
Ni el perro se lo come guey hahaha
Carson Carter
based, my last meal just before get LA PATITA'ED was unironically a Maruchan with vegetables kek
Mason Lewis
Porque es igual de animal que tu pendejo :^)
haven't ate a maruchan since them btw
Jose Thompson
I used to love instant ramen but I'm disgusted by it now unless I have fresh vegetables and meat to go with it.
And, of course, for me it's Picante Mexicano.
Wyatt Baker
>ywn invite Maruchan-chan to eat some street tacos
>unless I have fresh vegetables and meat to go with it
that's indeed how I eat them, I use the same vegetables from pic before, sometimes add chicken, shrimps or red meat I cooked the day before or something, just eating ramen by it's own doesn't make it for me desu
Camden Allen
Esas madres nadamas las compran los indios del sur, aca en el norte pura carne pendejo, pero como a ustedes no les alcanza comen mierdas como esa
Matthew Richardson
>nissin
I always thought that ad on SanLuis jersey was because of the noodles, until Don Erme said it's a company than makes auto-parts kek
William Perez
We need to get rid of Charly before more kits are ruined
Ian Adams
vaya a comer rata, nortecaca
Jaxon Rivera
También onions del puto norte pendejo, pero no todos los días como chuck del 7, por cierto, pinche clima de mierda ya se está arreglando ;^) soon it will be time for grills
Landon Bailey
If Televisa wasn't in crysis, they should've gone with Pirma or UnderArmor long time ago, Nike gives good shekels and I don't think they want to lose them as clients
Luke Mitchell
for me, it's jungle fever
Thomas Anderson
el SHITlango depravado señores
Ayden Sullivan
post links faggot
Jose Ross
Sauce then homo
Zachary Diaz
Imagine how warm it is between those thighs
Tyler Davis
Been to Pyramid Del Sol and Chichen Itza. Aztec ruins are much more impressive, but they’re newer. Also Maya ruins are falling apart in the south so now you can’t even climb the pyramids like you used to. They rope them off now.
Sebastian Baker
I see that shit when I run my eyes lol
Connor Reed
Rub*
Zachary Green
warm and juicy :d
Owen Edwards
>They rope them off now.
Sad. I heard they discover an even bigger city with piramyds in the middle of the jungle in Belice I think, like almost 100 piramyds but (((they))) sent black helicopters and don't wnat that shit to be spread.
Brandon Ward
based Brujo
Noah Lopez
How will Chivas ever recover?
Jonathan Morris
now THAT's a bad ass jersey, for more ig/mexmadedesigns
Joseph Martin
Lucas Smith
Could be where the Mayans went. I read that some Egyptian Pharos were buried with cocoa beans in their tombs but chocolate isn’t native to Africa. Mayans and Egyptians probably had help from aliens like devine intervention and their civilizations traded all the time.
Angel Adams
take that fucking clip art tiger off and it would look nice
Xavier Perry
My first experience of sleep paralysis was a few days after I saw Paramormal Activity in theaters. For whatever reason that movie really fucked with me, and I had insomnia for days afterward so the sleep deprivation led to sleep paralysis but I didn’t know sleep paralysis was an actual thing then so I thought I had gotten possessed kek.
Anthony Brooks
>Mayans and Egyptians probably had help from aliens like devine intervention and their civilizations traded all the time.
That's what I thought until I get to know than there's a way to hyperpetrify rocks from the scratch is a few years, Maybe they knew how to create rocks of the size and form they wanted :/
>I read that some Egyptian Pharos were buried with cocoa beans in their tombs but chocolate isn’t native to Africa
that's really nice, I didn't know that
Chase Allen
itd be bad ass if they made the serpent part of the jersey like they did with the calender from the 98 kit instead of just copy/paste it infront
Jace Young
the aztecs had jade jewelry and shit nigger
ancient civilizations existed and traveled all around the world it wasnt muh aliens
Dominic Martin
Unless the continents were much closer together like the Pangaea theory, the Egyptians nor Maya had ships capable of sailing that distance.
Luis Torres
JUST look at this dood
Jason Barnes
Not that user, but I'm starting to think than those aliens and mytologic beings they drew, were things from the astral plane desu
Daniel Ramirez
Ese uniforme alterno si se puede ver
David White
Where the podcast at tho
Angel Bailey
theres evidence of civilizations going back +10k years we dont give ourselves enough credit it always has to be durrr alienz n shiet
Gabriel Jenkins
I can't believe he made Mexico NT his bitch at some point
Jeremiah Gomez
None said a shit about it, still waiting those manly güait voices to send audios though :^)
Benjamin Sanders
Imagine having a team literally live in your head 24/7
Gotta love manlet americanistas and their insecurity towards JalisCHADS
Elijah Edwards
would be kino to have La Volpe back at NT and get this jersey, just like his kabbalah ties kek
Samuel Thompson
*wins the league*
Heh, nothin personal kid
Isaac Lewis
Everyone here is a numale faggot
Matthew Harris
>s-stop making fun of u-us
ESTA CHORANDO EL JOTO SEÑORES
Nicholas Taylor
>podcast
Why?
Adrian Nguyen
Nigga, Chivas is like the Nintendo of ligamx lmao
Eli Davis
some faggot 'suggested' we should make a podcast, I made an intro and all, invited people and none responded.
Zachary Johnson
>5'5"
LOOK at this dood
Michael Reyes
Good Lord Almighty, *SNIIIIIIFFFFF*
Josiah Russell
*chokes to meon*
Wyatt Cox
its ok maybe next time you can spend less time sucking each other off in the desert so you dont come in 7th place
Jack James
Didn't we all agree discord would be a bad idea because of tripfaggotry (which is already cancer in here)? Podcasts wouldn't help.
Justin Diaz
S-shut up
Sebastian Miller
Todo bien en Chivas, no?
Matthew Nguyen
*chokes to a fucking clock at home*
John Murphy
Los refuerzos de las Chivas, son como los indies de Switch kek
Ryan Nguyen
based miroslava sigue haciendo el nico nico nii~, incluso el wey que esta con ella tambien lo hace
sasuga Nico chan
Eli Nelson
Couldn't find the video of the first time you mentioned this :(
Austin Rivera
>Sambueza almost makes Toluca champs
>leaves for meon
>meon on the road to become champs
really makes me think
Camden Hall
>"America doesn't have q-..."
he won 2 leagues and 2 concachampions with AME desu
Juan Rodriguez
haven't seen Rayadas jersey before, looks pretty
Jose Hall
pretty shit
Jordan Bailey
>jalisJotos
Nolan Brown
sorry sempai
kyc chancludo
Anthony Gonzalez
lol
Tyler Martinez
Cringe
Chiqui-cringe
Mini cringe
Evan Morgan
I would eat this
Jeremiah Howard
Jaxon Martin
Who's worse, Joma or Charly?
Brody Campbell
Tu jefa por haberte tnido pendejo
Hudson Cooper
Charly
Alexander Thomas
WUI NIED SAM FAKAN GAEMS FAK
Daniel Barnes
joma is based faggot
u probably wear team jordans
Jaxon Smith
kek
Joma dudes seems very lazy desu
because you're also güait breh
Dominic Russell
cayese manlet, que lo van a eliminar de la conCACAf
Leo Adams
>Noroña on suicide watch
he better unblock all PRIANdrones desu
Anthony Brooks
>imagine sending Ñoñora to jail for this
Chiaves would be so proud
Zachary Morris
record.com.mx
He can't keep getting away with it
Ryder Brooks
>-francotirador
*tips*
John Brown
Now Kuri is gonna come back with /pol/tards to support Veracruz.
He can't keep getting away with it.
Julian Ramirez
>ig/huiquidios
kek
Oliver Bailey
>La Maestra
fuuuuuuck, where's the new logo?
Asher Morales
LOL, I'm glad I saw him play(I think he was at Morelia already)
John Nelson
who's boomer dad is this ?instagram.com/leafarkook/
James Rivera
>corona familiar
>victoria
>lots of dollars
>funky kong
BASED
Carter Stewart
Just want some games desu why does Fifa do this to us?
Ryan Roberts
>Alvarito says CuckAzul isn't getting into Liguilla
We're on "vivos y muertos" phase already
Because of the shekels I suppose
David Jones
Are Poblanos ok now, bros?
Angel Campbell
Gignac getting BTFO
facebook com/jkrlos.psy/videos/10157871643215083/
Jason Davis
LOL, a bit rude if true btw
Ayden Brown
keep it alive
Joseph King
as alive as this /pancita/ de beisbol
Luis Phillips
Busca en jewtube los sportcenter de las 3 de la tarde es cuando e visto que en donde más lo hacen
Hudson Lopez
Kek he even has the boomer glasses.
Wyatt Hughes
fuck chicanos
Daniel Moore
this
Isaac Wood
;_;
The cuck azul joma kits are absolute garbage compared to the underarmour ones they wore last tournament
John Nguyen
have you wear your new red jersey already?
William Brown
Not yet, haven't even taken it out of the package yet
Gabriel Murphy
record an unboxing, we want to see your güait hands desu
Nathan Gutierrez
But I'm prieto
Aiden Martinez
league with teams from each mexican state when?
Matthew Gomez
Source?
Reminder Basado LIGA MEX is also about aliens, ancient civilizations, ghost and other spoopy stuff.
Gabriel Lewis
>international break
Julian Wilson
For me, it's watching Pokémon on Azteca Siete.
Evan Bailey
Just got to Costa Rica expecting to see gordibuenas....I miss my mexicanas already
Isaac Bell
LigmaX is like an old fashion botica, you can find anything in it
Xavier Lopez
>aclas and chivASS fighting against descenso next season
Nice
Jayden Rivera
fuck Yea Forums
Lucas Clark
No, fuck you.
Benjamin Brooks
Bumpeo
Levi Ward
Stadia
Jack Russell
is a scam
Justin Wood
how are the culos there?
Charles King
dos tacos de caca y un te de calzon porfa
Jonathan Gray
What are you doing down there famalam?
Julian Lewis
>knock off Adidas Mexico jersey
based
Colton Peterson
Still think we should make on, but it's a fuck ton of work. It's hard to say whether it would be popular outside of 4channel anons. On the upside, the new NEET profession of choice is podcast host that reads off sponsors every 15 minutes. You can make 6-figures here doing that shit if you get a big enough following.
Matthew Thompson
>It's hard to say whether it would be popular outside of 4channel anons.
It won't.
Nathan Adams
LIVERPOOL ES PARTE DE MI VIDA
Liam Ward
Camden Cox
a couple of you autistic shitcanos can host it but make it so anons can call in and leave voice messages with topics and shit
Logan Perez
>las edecanes petroleras havent been posted yet
imagebro wtf
Owen Bennett
BASED, always wanted to buy something in the store for elite chilangos
Joshua Perry
tunein.com
Who /enchufadasdeadela/ here?
Cooper Gutierrez
WTF I didn¡'t know it was a thing, sorry.
Evan Sullivan
For me, it's la Mejor gringa.
Gavin Reyes
If we want this to work outside Yea Forums, we unironically should post the podcast on hispachan :^) they can help us to spread the show along mexianons
Sebastian Clark
bien escogidita, patron
John Edwards
Dominic Cooper
>hispachan
They'll just call you faggots
Tyler Taylor
telosico pendejo te trae todo enpanochado una puta que vergas vas a saber
Ethan Brooks
I know, jarochos are serious business
Easton Rivera
what games do we have tonight
Henry Long
>3rd girl left to right
>Veracruz
wait a minute... is that pic related?
Brody Jones
>jarochos
I wonder hoe many of them where born with a penis....
Kayden Green
I'd suck a few digested burritos out of her nacho hole
Ryder Torres
based
Jace Evans
>COPAMX semifinals schedules
-América vs Xolos, 02 de abril, 21:00 hrs
-FC Juárez vs Pumas, 03 de abril, 21:00 hrs
Christopher White
Saggy at best
Visiting family, little vacation
Joseph Gonzalez
I hope I could get sauce on her, she's a top qt
based
Jordan Reed
Julian? Post nude pictures of your mom Maribel
Josiah Murphy
we should bump this out
Nathaniel Myers
Christian Miller
>le voy al Santos
Ian Moore
why are the girls bullying the fag?
Justin Rivera
Why?
Lincoln Rivera
>;_;
>"El examen va ser en parejas, busquen compañero..."
Aiden Walker
it might be possible, last 3 breads it was me spamming the last 100post alone
Cameron Butler
Next edition will be of my choice, pic probably gonna be delet kek
Joshua Jenkins
they are always your choice joto
Eli Garcia
cayese
Logan Martinez
>Caliente.mx confirmed on Chivas Jersey
"En la actualidad, la camiseta que presentó Chivas para el Apertura 2018 y Clausura 2019, tiene seis patrocinadores; Sello Rojo, Coca-Cola, Tecate, Granvita, Akron y Telcel, sin embargo, ninguna de ellas tiene presencia en la parte frontal de la camiseta, la última marca que estuvo en esta zona del jersey fue Bimbo, ahora lo hará Caliente para que los Rojiblancos regresen a tener un patrocinio en la parte delantera."
futboltotal.com.mx
Xavier Harris
>Friendly
America vs Atlas on saturday
Luke Allen
>Piojo:"A chivas le hace falta Pizarro"
Nigga should've come with us when America made him a wink desu
William Sullivan
I just followed the joke form last thread: They actually get your cum for free.
Josiah Moore
Don't look at this tw@t
Chase Roberts
a-agreed
Adrian Wilson
A man can dream huebro. If I could be a NEET and irl breh post, shitpost, and occasionally talk football into a microphone for $100k I would do it over and over again.
William Sullivan
explain the hat and the bottle sauce pls
Connor Roberts
Kansas City is known for good barbecue (the bottle) and then hat is the logo from a well known brewery in Kansas City. I half-ass support the mlels club here because it's not as cringe and SJW as most other mlels clubs, and it's the only live football I can see.
Carson Ross
we can be the DEPORTOLOGIA of the podcast desu
Christian Thompson
So they are keeping all the sponsors on the back and putting another one on the front?
Easton Baker
CHAD as fuck
John Perry
God those fucking goat kits are terrible.
Thomas Gonzalez
I do agree we should do something outside Yea Forums but everyone but me hates discord.
Luke Harris
I just want some games and I don't want to watch that NT play when it's full of tronco's
Brayden Reyes
Seems like that's the master plan of Amauri, could've been worse desu
Nathan King
whatta lovely /pancita/, absolutely qt when the pancita still keeps the form of low abs :-3
Logan Powell
>Granvita
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Nathan Morris
Based /pancita/ bro
Kayden Campbell
>i had that pancita last year
>of course it looks good on a woman but not on ,e
Brayden Taylor
some granola brand
Kevin Bennett
They better get their shit together, because we're getting new kits in summer.
Caleb Anderson
let's just all here become women(male)
Alexander Reed
let's do this already then
Eli Brooks
>my favorite videogames podcast
>host made a fifa team using his subs names
>my character scored 5 goals in 2 last games
I think I can play for Chivas irl, lads
Landon Gutierrez
who is the morra? muestra sus calzones
Also, I'm out of home in a work trip, any advise to catch up a morra (read: hooker) for tonight?
Hunter Price
we need a pancita edition
Brody Young
What's the point of an apple watch? Or any other smart watch?
Thomas Russell
sauce in the file name
Parker Smith
A Venezuelan coal burner. She posts stories about how Venezuelan people suffer then the next story is her in a spa drinking champagne lol.
Dylan Gomez
She must suffer a lot then
thanks man
Lucas Hernandez
away kit ad looks ok as in non intrusive. Home kit is absolutely disgusting. Too bad since Chivas had hands down the best kits in /ligamx/
Xavier Thompson
>1500/hr
Kevin Garcia
is this a top tier edecane ?
Isaiah Russell
wouldn't mine if she shares me that suffering desu
Chase Williams
>Chetumal
In this backwater place I think so, what do you think, is it worth it?
Michael Cox
>I hate cats so much
come here, kitty, I won't crush your little head with my Nike sneakers... again
Jonathan Campbell
no
Grayson Morris
Apparently Napoli is going full force for Lozano
Nathan Kelly
Remember when they said Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester United, Chelsea, Bayern Munchen and PSG wanted him but never made a formal offer?
>RIP his career
Camden Brooks
callame cuando me mantengas
Evan Johnson
I can't quit you
Carson Scott
I remember John Sutcliff saying than Herrara was confirmed for Barcelona after Russia2018
Daniel Bell
>callame cuando me mantengas
based, I also remember the "cállate o te dejo hablando", it's something like "ódiame más" kek
Charles Stewart
Ok, but after the next one kek
James Perez
I think it's just confirmed they signed the contract, but most likely we'll see the sponsorship untel next season. LobosBUAP jersey was clean last Apertura, now is just as bad as Leon's.
Asher Wright
What's with caliente sponsoring everyone now
Cooper Watson
keep bumping
Wyatt Thompson
PÓNGALE UN TOLNIQUETE AL CUELLO
PA'QUE CABECÉN COMO CAMELLO
COMO SI ESTUVIELAN DICIENDO QUE SI
COMO SI QUISIELAN DARME CON LA NALÍZ
Jacob Sanders
We lived in the era of Corona/Tecate, soon it's the Caliente era.
Angel James
No idea, same happened with Tecate, niggas were a regional brand from the Norti(güait), they are now trending along chilangos.
Dominic Taylor
I never even knew about caliente until like a year ago
Levi Wilson
we doing this breh
Hudson Kelly
Or when he said Carlos Slim(cringe) was buying chivass
Xavier White
SO.Y UN PEDAZO DE TIERRA
QUE VALE LA PENA
UNA CANASTA CON FRIJOLES
SO.Y MARADONA CONTRA INGLATERRA
ANONTANDOTE DOS GOLES
Easton Green
HANGING AROUND, DOWNTOWN BY MYSELF
AND I HAD SO MUCH TIME TO SIT AND THINK ABOUT MYSELF
AND THEN THERE SHE WAS, LIKE DOUBLE CHERRY PIE
YEAH THERE SHE WAS, LIKE DISCO SUPER FLY
I SMELL SEX AND CANDY HERE
WHO'S THAT LOUNGING IN MY CHAIR
WHO'S CASTING DEVIOUS STARES IN MY DIRECTION
MAMA THIS SURELY IS A DREAM
YEAH MAMA THIS SURELY IS A DREAM
William Davis
sauce
Ethan Murphy
Imaginen ser un indio color mierda y aparte ser ilegal o hijo de ilegales salta muros
debe de ser horrible
John Lopez
Dominic Wood
what about this one
Ryan Rogers
kek this dude
Dominic Wright
RENT FREE
Bentley King
thanks, let me listen that shit out
Benjamin Myers
TIEMPO PA QUE ENTENDAS QUE LO NUESTO ES ALGO VERDADERO
DEJAME ABRAZARTE QUITAME ESTE MIEDO
ME LASTIMA VER COMO TE ESTOY PERDIENDO!
Michael Young
no
Josiah Sanchez
comfy
Zachary Bell
>tfw no popotitos gf
Gavin Fisher
you're killing me
Christopher Brown
AQUI NO HAY MENTILA NO HAY FECA
YO TE CHUPO LOS DEDOS DE LOS PIES
AUNQUE TENGAS PIE DE ATLETA
TU ME GUSTAS CON OLOL A TOCINETA
Benjamin Price
tomorrow CHIle dabs on caca martino
Robert Bailey
based cacas
Jordan Ortiz
Ah, no hay in pais come /LigaMX/, dame los photos de las putas guey. Eaton aburrio y vengo aqui para hablar con los based MX qt posters
Adam Miller
>in
>come
Puto autocorrect
Jaxon Martin
kek
Easton Peterson
I reminded our cacas bro every time I made some CACAS and they were CALIENTES
Ethan Miller
>xCloud from microsoft
oh boy, consoles are ded
John Gray
For me? It's Chivas!
Jackson Reyes
Sup Donovan, How much money do you still have from Meon?
Dylan Davis
fellas I heard you wont be able to climb on the teotihuacan pyramids in the future. is that true?
last time i went it was based, i wanna go back.
Alexander Howard
hurry up and bump it
Parker Hill
send more Zague's pls
Angel Torres
>Se puede subir a las pirámides de Teotihuacán, es una de las experiencias clave. Pero tienes que saber que la Pirámide de la Luna solo se puede subir hasta la mitad. La pirámide del Sol se sube en aproximadamente 90 minutos, dependiendo de tu estado físico y de la afluencia de público.
visitarteotihuacan.com
Who knows m8
Camden Carter
>Pero tienes que saber que la Pirámide de la Luna solo se puede subir hasta la mitad
wtf i climbed the whole thing last time baka
Aiden Reyes
some dude said they rope the pyramids
Wyatt Bennett
Guess all those fat tourist toke a toll on the rocks
Blake Campbell
im gAY
Evan Mitchell
Pretty dope for tracking workouts especially long distance running.
Hunter Scott
SPEND SOME TIME AWAY
GETTING READY FOR THE DAY YOU'RE BORN AGAIN
SPEND SOME TIME ALONE
UNDERSTAND THAT SOON YOU'LL RUN WITH BETTER MEN
ALONE AGAIN
ALONE AGAIN
ALONE AGAIN
ALONE AGAIN
ALONE
Robert Robinson
are you an AYY?
Aiden Rivera
nice
Dominic Campbell
Can't you just do that on your phone?
Brandon Peterson
No idea breh, I don't even see the calendary or use watch ever
Austin Jackson
joto
Michael Allen
Good thing I'm a Castizo
Can you say the same, Cacas?
Samuel Bell
>that pancita
>that ass
a shame about that face
Anthony King
puto
Camden Fisher
cacas es guait
Logan Perry
Having a phone bouncing around is uncomfy and I don't like gay straps
Leo Torres
would love to bite both pancita and buttcheeks desu
Blake Scott
you still have a dick(I hope) bouncing around dude, but you're right, people should just run without meme devices, you'll get in form when you just make enough excersice
Lincoln Young
this ones the full package
Gabriel Mitchell
I like having a specific goal to work towards, it's extra motivation
Jeremiah Hall
that's how it works for me, I don't even confirm my weight or anything, just workout until I feel the difference
Josiah Diaz
just finish this
Samuel Edwards
>'Día Internacional de la Eliminación de la Discriminación Racial'
ya se están yendo de madre...
Benjamin Martinez
97
Lucas Edwards
I need her sauce REEEEEEEEEE
Cooper Martinez
Benjamin Turner
To know how to record culitos in the train: