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god i hate rogan and blacks

let go of hate b, won't bring about productivity

omg is joe really crying watching a video of usman crying with usman? wtf

i love rogan and i love blacks

I would almost certainly get 48-47'd by the frog.

Marty the type a nigga that wear glasses to look smart

ben askren is a faggot

worked

cringe weirdo faggot

I wait until the podcast vod is uploaded so please do not post spoilers

ben askren kills usman, colby, ponzi, lawler, maia, till, masvidal, etc

>Main card, double to win, oh and PPV points on the back end. Don't make me take it out of your paycheck, baldie.

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>cringe weirdo faggot
stay worked, learn the business some

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Sure Ben, you can have 100% of the cable ppv buys.

Usman and Jon jones went to college near eachother and hung out. They were both wrestlers at the time, with no intention of competing in MMA. Crazy.

Also, your mother is fat XD

new poddy boys youtube.com/watch?v=Zw7oi0xvViM

>MMA
>Real sport

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Let's not forget Ben is undefeated in the UFC, Bellator and ONE. He also just submitted a former WW champ in the 1st round.

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is Usman on the spectrum?

askren teamates(tyquill,cmpunk,pettis) and his whole camp is dogshit

Something about this fucker's face is inhuman

The snooze spectrum, dull fighter and personality

Wake up Marty, it's all over

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he's a mutt (not human). fuck americans.

When did the podcast start I just put it on

ACTUALLY he is white

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Ben walked all over the only men who could heem him in the WW division. There is no escape now.

Ali Abdulaziz is based.

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Wrong

Lmao I love how Usman just said he decisions people on purpose so they cant call it a fluke if he finishes them then he calls his one submission loss a fluke basically

>gets saved by Marc Goddard in your path

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I have never invented or contributed anything good to this board.

Tony Bless

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Oh we know this by now.

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At least he's consistent

peach of an undefeated record and a beast of a nightmare matchup for jong jongs

I unironically am a fan of usman now.
For a nigger he is super down to earth

>down to earth
Take your shit to tumblr you fat whale

I had no idea it was this bad. Sorry lads

BASED

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>tumblr
>fat

Lmao @ your self projection

down to flat earth am i right

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He will come back

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Askren is a bum

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he never left

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Mentally healthy Tony was already unbeatable. Mentally ill Tony is on another level.

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need a name for this webm

Salsa dance

Forgot webm

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DEATH TO VIDEODROME
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

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nochipfootwork

Du tror du er toff du!

Dont speak my tongue britman

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Marty is actually a retard wtf

hold kjeft i soya

I am not a true britman. Du lurer ikke meg, lille geir-gutt!

Did he address his real name?

Woah bro. You can't say that.

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He has done that on podcasts before. More so that he said mayhem miller only watched “smart stuff, like the news and the Colbert report”

Thats the one

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I don’t watch Joe Rogan because I’m not a fucking retard

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*slowly dances towards you*

>a cage fighter is dumb
you're kidding

Well, good for you buddy
I, on the other hand, DO watch Joe Rogan podcasts because I AM retarded, so different strokes for different folks I suppose

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this desu

>phoneposter and frogposter
>not a fucking retard
Ya played yourself.

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This is such a surreal sequence. There's no reason why Tony didn't get ktfo trying this despacito-tier kind of meme shit.

*schaubs you*

*thrusts hips in response*

>pvp only sold on ESPN+
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT FOR FIGHT PASS

Women main events need to end.

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I’m actually kinda peeved. I just switched to buying ppvs on YouTube because they get saved to your account for instant replays. I doubt ESPN+ does that, unless now that ESPN has rights to everything maybe they wil have ppvs up sooner

I love the joe Rogan experience almost as much as I love the black cock experience (in my ass)

Yep changed my mind again

*schaubs you again harder*

Fists up boys

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imagine paying for a subscription just so you can buy a ppv headlined by women

How do you Schaub someone?

gay detected

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That will be $69.95 + tip + ESPN subscription

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hold my modelo

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You’re gonna need a bunch of peaches my man

youtube.com/watch?v=Zw7oi0xvViM

Jack is assblasted his boy caught that three piece

Wew, that is bad

that one's worth stealing, 237 only has aldo volcan

Listen you don't like it then don't fucking watch. Nobody gives you the fights we do. Get a couple of your friends, order a pizza and buy the fucking payperview or fuck off and do your homework

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You don’t need to subscribe to ESPN+ for the PPVs. Just an ESPN account, ESPN+ is simply the provider. It’s also back to 59.99 i think

That being said DAZN looks more and more tempting even though their connection is mediocre

...

what is an espn account

Redemption arc when?

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timestamp pls

Modelo espefial brued wita fighting sprint

Dude I'm pretty sure you need to be subscribed to ESPN+

Anyone have a gif or webm of the masvidal till groin kick?

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How many triple champs are in the ufc rn?
Mickey gall, till, dodson, dominic reyes

Which one of these will become the first quadruple champion?

Reported

Very true in all honesty desu

Reported for announcing your report.

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DUDE like bro, man, im like, kinda like, sure, like you dont like, have to, bro, like dude

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Nah

>Has iron nuts
The absolute madman

lads i'm 5'6" 177 lbs with abs is that a good build for mma?

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>major manlet acrobatics

sure

shiieeett i didn't know they had internet in haiti

Reported for announcing you reported a comment for announcing they reported

fresh

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WE ARE ALL MASVIDAL

Im gonna give you a pass on what you just did

Obviously, if not. I’ll have to report you.

Yeah when you cut down to babyweight.
Manlet. Cejudo fodder. 5'4. Child. Baby. You would get heem'd on sight.

cringe and seethepilled

Children are not allowed to fight in the UFC

judging how this cut has been going i'll be pretty shredded by 170 tho

I was 5’6 in 5th grade

>lanklets think they can keep me on the outside

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>yikes
You guys have said that so many times over the tiniest things its lost its effectiveness

How many days for Holloway porier

*slip left
*heem you

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604 bongs

Nice

Reminds me of a few things

poor dumbass boring woodley... "he had a bad day, was not feeling it" . haha. a, haha. go rot at the bottom of the pile forever, buddy

Is Joe one of those guys that loves black guys because they're black?

Garlic

Yes.

Someone needs to draw a picture of him getting spit roasted by Woodley and Usman

I can't stop staring at Megan's feet, little bitch is teasing hard, how dare she

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