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Wildcard Bianca Andreescu 18 shocks Angelique Kerber to win Indian Wells

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Women\s tennis is a joke, just look at oinkopigko. Won her first tournament, which was a grand slam, and only one tourney since then?
Now she's nowhere.

Romanian women are ugly as SIN.

Thiem deserved this.

OP pic got thread deleted?

>new thread
SEX WITH BEX

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This is why women sport is a joke. Literally just throw a dice to decide the winner it's just as consistent as female "athletes"

are you german or polish?

Neither.

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>bus, RV or limo
The absolute state of this country

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is her armpit and pube hairs straight or nappy

>federror

>le backhand into the net man

federor lost because he didn't realize hit to the forehand is losing him the match

>Federer
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>that flag
>that opinion
>that trip
Cringe x3 and suicide is recommended

Could Nadal have beat Fed and won the final or no?

Found the romanian working in fucking liverpool
or something. Try not to spend your entire salary on smack.

no because the matches weren't played on meme sediments

>going from vintage fed to the withered husk of federror
It’s too bad he can’t keep always keep a modicum of intramatch consistency

>Women\s
he clearly uses an english keyboard. This the fucking californian autist who shitposts with a german proxy for some reason. Do not listen to anything he says or he will infect you with his infinite autism.

It’s too late for Boris

*ahem*
Fuck niggers

They should bring back carpet.

i thought proxies are banned

Are you German? Souf or Norf? do you like Kerber? Goerges? Petkovic? Maria? Siniakova?

STOP BULLYING THE OLD MAN

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Do you like Clay more than Hard?

As long as they are known to be proxies.

Yes. Norf. Yes. No. Yes. Masha? Sure!. No.

NO
Mud is for retards

>Norf
Hannover? If norther, post the seaside view from the city shore of you

Why dont you like Goerges and Siniakova? They are pretty ok


>Masha
No, Tatjana Maria(Malek)

Do you like Caro Garcia? Oceane Dodin? Konta? Kvitova?

Are you fan of Caro? Do you know about her clay attitudes?

>Mud is for retards
but its a slowest surface -> force you to think more, than hit hard

Thiem hits hard and doesn't think and he went to RG final last year
Caro will choke at RG as usual

Also
>ATP
>19 finals played in 2019
>19 different winners
We WTA nao

>Caro will choke at RG as usual
What about non-RG? Do you follow after her? Is she a big star in France or only tennis fans discuss her?
post cute/rare pics of her pls

caro already 5(or 6, maybe more) days in Miami.... she only bene in Instagram once. what does she do all the time except tennis? who she chat with? talk with? friends with?

was she mroe socially active in 2011-2016? 2017?

was she like Mauresmo? are tennis women virgins until they retire and have a time to meet good men?

Foxposter pls go

Why I cannot post webm???

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r*ddit BTFO

Where is the spaniard redditor faggot?
Does his siesta end for mud season?

Reminder: Bernarda Pera plays in approximately 1 hour in qualifiers on Court 3

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I miss the Spanish poster he was really funny :(

And when Caro? Please, thanks.

was he fan of Garcia? Nadal?

Not today or tomorrow. IDK if she even showed up for Miami

we've moved on la

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>qualifiers
Her ranking hasn't slipped THAT far. Not yet, anyway. She'll get a bye into the 2nd round, then play Cibulkova or Azarenka.

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>We

how is a tennis player so fat

god imagine the smell

This is what peak performance looks like

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She's literally fit as hell

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I honestly can't tell if this is Bencic or Andreescu

is there a porn where the protagonist is wearing an outfit similar to either one of those in the OP pic?

There is so much tennis themed porn Pedro there’s bound to be one

She is in Miami for almost a week already, had a few practices with different partheners already

Wrists?

Google Kvitova 2012, that was hot

She's garbage and looks like a rodent
Get a new waifu

>le facebling meme

see

I'm not meming I really can't tell also if this was taken in the US Andreescu wouldn't be allowed to consume champagne unless she's just holding it as an advertisement

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What Music Caro listens to? I vee list eith bertens flipkens and its ordinary pleb normie shit

Anyone have a Pera - Rus stream??

Nothing I can find

>looks like a rodent
Hear that for the first time

Rus is qt iirc

Post your harem lads

Who will win Miami lads?
>inb4 DWL

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Meant for

>doesn't post even one example

>Non-slam ATP

who cares.

>None of the half-dozen coaches who trained and helped develop the Osaka sisters in South Florida were paid for their work. The family, they all knew, had no money. The mother worked an office job simply to house them and pay the bills.

>Another coach, Christophe Jean, was more than disappointed that his two years of coaching the daughters with no pay remains unrewarded. He filed a lawsuit in February over a contract signed by Francois, whom everyone calls Max, in 2012, granting the coach 20 percent of the uncertain future earnings from the daughters.
sun-sentinel.com/sports/fl-sp-hyde-naomi-osaka-20190316-story.html
wew okaka is a scammer family

>not taking coaching fees upfront for a whole 2 years
wew

>Tennis parents
>Ever virtuous

Just look at the college admissions scandal

>Shartel
EBHD

>Pera

What a shitter. She should just go do porn marry a rich guy already

Rude

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>Pera

pls piss on me!

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>Pera
Already broken in the 2nd, reckon it's ogre.

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Aaaaand, she retired just as I posted

Tragic

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post screenshots (Rus too)

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Rus have Tseurenko's body

Wasn't watching, just following the score. Don't even think they show qualifying on tv desu

>granting the coach 20 percent of the uncertain future earnings
wtf wtf

So, how much money is left in the hands of players on average?
during the warm up, prize money number is listed along the stats, my question is - are these prize money before or after tax? Taxes in USA/Europe are pretty high, so if player earned 1 mln in USA/EU torunaments, we can say that he only got 600k?

link?

>Don't even think they show qualifying on tv desu
but betting sites? also how many btsports/beinsports you have? 10+?

TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUrenko!

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Imagine massaging her legs with ointment

>betting sites
Nope

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>Harriet Shart

Just popping in to say I really want to FUCK bibi
Cheers

dude that is chubby for a tennis player. look at those kankles

only makes her even hotter tßh

Tennis players in general just have ginormous tree trunk legs

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Tennis players feet and lower legs are always gonna be fucked lad
Imagine how taxing it is to be changing direction at high speed since a young age every single day

No reason to be upset.

Enjoy it while you can. In a couple years, women's tennis is going to be a bunch of dudes in dresses.

Please be the laser hair removal Spaniard

Boris take your meds

Yes, what? I havent posted in 2 hrs!

...

>the laser hair removal
????

Do you think WTA cute and comfy girls shave down there? Who does and who do not?

Are Spanish girls more hairy than lets say Dutch or North German/Belgian? Hungarian compared to British/Czech?

I ve heard in USA there is a fashion between women to be completely shaved(waxed??? like with wax? ouch painful?) since 2000s. Is it so? Why? Hollywood? Britney? Madonna? Promiscuity trend? Contraception trend?

Link for studies, if you have one.

Haha d u stalk m

(what way you think Momo have it ? just curious)

Katka or Swan are.... to young to shave it yet? How is going? They travel whole year and have no bf to shave for, right?
I wonder how many insercurities girls aged 13-20 have about their bodies, how they dream of boyfriend and afraid to imagine how they will get nude in front him, how much they think, day by day, should they shave or not... or think they? Mayhe, with all the modern media pressure, they dont even give a chance to leave it unshaved/unwaxed(at age of 18????? Noooo please, we really should say them to be nautral and not be like 40yo los angeles milfs trying to look 23)

Also how do they handle periods pain(imagine they have mastets/gs semifinal and get pain)?

How do they contracept? Oral pills or...?

Anyone managed to create period calendar of some(better to chose those, who play a lot and with no breaks) athlete based on perfomance drops?

see

Is the round of 128 televised?

???


>we really should say them to be nautral and not be like 40yo los angeles milfs trying to look 23
i would fix that sentence: we really should say them to not be afraid to be natural and be what they want to be and fuckk off hollywood stereotyping and propaganda, just let girls be comfortable and not being pressured into fitting shaved barbie, tolerant and anti-trump doll

If you have the Tennis Channel yes. If you have ESPN now not until the QFs

POOPEEPEE POOSHART

I love how autists always get confused and angry when the odds on favourite (in their media manipulated head) is defeated

post a better ass. pro tip: you can't

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Is the Miami draw out yet?

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2 hrs ago

atptour.com/en/scores/current/miami/403/draws

>GayTP
wtatennis.com/tournament/2019-miami-usa-fl-902#draws

Just seeing sabalenka's name sets my heart aflutter

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That's a cute trap :3

There's only 96 entries

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would unironically go gay for

ok, then post an ass

bouchard looks like *THAT*?

>POOPEEPEE POOSHART

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>tfw Your carrier is finish

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kek

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>canadian beats you at your dumb sport
>"b-b-b-but women's tennis doesn't count!!!"
stay seething eurofags, we wipe the floor with you as soon as we decide to expend any amount of effort on your shitty past times

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Are you that Serbian leaf?

this is my first time ever posting about tennis

Then you won't know that WTA results are about as meaningful as a dice roll

JUST

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and it wasn't even about tennis

Imagine being the photographer in that scene

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any wta player in the top 100 that's not a complete whore?

yeesh white women are ugly

Jesus

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Who releases something like that?

Cant see my waifu doing that

What a pure she is

She is man faced

She could be cute housewife if want a slag

Ahem, most of wta top-100 are actually pretty cute, comfy and non-whorish

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F

NO milk truck in Miami

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holy CUM

imagine thinking Kerber had sex. lol

Did Dolehide lose weight?
Dropped

Why does Bernie get the hard draw

Feel the bern LoL

>Heather Watson
kek

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lol calm down

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most people do but they release it over a toilet

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Predictions?

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I always thought Nadal looked like a roided up Francine from Hey, Arthur until he went balding. Thanks for subscribing

Halepi a cute! A cute!!!!!!!!

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>NWL

>Dart
>Watson
>Boulter
The absolute state of British women's tennis.

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Who here /thewinner/

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Girls of Bouchard's and Sabalenka's kind are the Thinking Man's choice because they are Chad son factories.

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would you touch bouchard after all the streets she have experienced?

I would allow her to touch me.

*wins rolling arrows*

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...

Based R2

would rather bouchards sister

you like weakling offspring

are we doing this again?

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THIEM TIME

looks like a cave troll 2bh

here's your indian wells winner bro

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Good fucking post by him tbf

I missed out on a chance with a 6'5 ex-division 1 basketball player. She got married to some 5'9 ginger and I fucking kick myself every day for it

>college basketball player
She was probably a lesbian and you dodged a bullet

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

post her face/body

just accept Mauresmo is cute/beautiful BUT unlike Bouchard she is NOT A WHORE -> prime waifu

BEX for me only

Okay, so I never watch tennis and know absolutely nothing about it. However, the other day I was in the barbershop, and the tennis channel was on the TV, and there was an interview with this woman.
Holy shit, what an absolute CUTIE.
Is she well known?
How do I find her and have sex with her?

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Big Dasha is pure and cute

She's a complete and utter shitter

Test

Off to a good start

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Still raining lmao

Does the centercourt look ok?
The cgi designs looked weird.

From what I've seen it looks retarded and they're basically made a stadium inside of a stadium. I'm not sure if they'll open up the other parts of the stadium to crowds

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What the fuck.

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This is the current forecast

Probably no tennis today

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>but its a slowest surface -> force you to think more, than hit hard
Brainlet thoughts
In theory it should work like that but in practice you get muscle freaks and endurance freaks who abuse the very low speed to grind points for 3 hours

Bros I have an ass thick like Thiem how the fuck do I get rid of this shit?

There's literally nothing wrong with a large donk. Unless you look like a starting strength victim

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I still have no idea what they're going to do with all those seats

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she's playing really badly this year and doesn't have a coach

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I do quite like tennis but I only lurk these threads to save pictures of cute tennis players

I'm sure you understand

fucking freak

No rain predicted for remainder of the week

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Peak performance dasha

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Someone just nuke this country already

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... Bro I can't tuck my shirts in, that shit is embarrassing.

Move to America m8. I'm going to an Aussie lad's bday on Friday

Literally me

oi jt you here mate?

They even blocked 4channel help me

They are helping you by making you spend less time on this shithole

I DON'T LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what players do you like?

>memerev adopted new puppy

based russian chad

...

BIG NAME bernie playing on centre court against birdshit later on

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Ye

...

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>zoomers
twitter.com/denis_shapo/status/1108141683999457280

20 iq

>Bernarda Pera is now sponsored by Lacoste

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>courts are still insanely slow
Fuck that noise

Azarenka v Cibulkova

youtu.be/v5SF39eaczo

Do you know when Caro is playing?

>yeah, I'll save tennis this week

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Tomorrow
Today's games were moved to tomorrow due to yesterday's rain

quick! everybody post their favourite Kerber pic!

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Romanian = Nigger

Volve a taringa

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>free pass for Tomic

So based

>Tsonga

Fucking kek. And they wondered why he was made to go through qualifiers

Is she 20 there?

17

Upskirt panty Kerber is best Kerber.

how come tennis players like thiem are doing amas on reddit and not here. Its not fair bros.

>rublev playing qualifiers

what the fuck happened to him?

lmao that instagram account occasionally pops up in my feed and the awkward word order in the name always makes me chortle

based

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>another dumb teenage girl wins no name tournement and everyone freaks out

She'll be done in a year just like Genie

Do you know how many tennis balls must be laying back there in the trees?

wait wtf this Andre Schürrle looking motherfucker is SPANISH?

hAlEp

Anyone know what happened to Bernie's match, seems like they switched his match out with kurwamans for today.

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Day one shit matches, kek

Kuhn? More like Kahn't

Berdych withdrew

>move your tournament to a larger venue
>no one comes
BRAVO MIAMI

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No one cares about monday, all the good players are on bye

florida is terrible for sports

lived there a long time in different parts and the only sport people care about is college football

Birdshit fears Bernie

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So explain me this. Why does Ivashka, who is number 110 ATP, start playing from R128 and Radu Albot (46) played qualification?

Thanks

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It's decided by the organizers
For example tsonga had to play quals and lost

pennis is really dying sport guys every tournamnet is empty only fed matches are full

What's even supposed to be Miami's thing? It's basically just Indian Wells's gay little brother.

Muh sunshine double

>sunshine

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>bonga and berdshit are no longer good enough to be perennial top 10 players
>thmemerev will take their places

>Tennis star Serena Williams caused a stir back in September when she went up against Naomi Osaka and called the umpire a liar and a thief. It was during this time that an ex-housekeeper of hers came forward to the press and told of how Williams demanded she watched her tennis matches so that she could discuss them with her – or rather ask her opinion of the game, while only looking for one particular answer. This made the housekeeper feel very uncomfortable and she later left her role.

>getting paid to say sugarpova is fat or okaka isn’t really that good
I think I could do it.

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How far will he go this week lads

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Beat Nolan then lose to Milkman

guys, i wish i had 1-2-4-8-12-18 extra TBs of HDD(s)...

anyone want cute ostapenko with puppy dog?

tell me about Floria State/Miami State unis

>want
wants

lewd penko only

Fuck off Boris ffs

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based Boris post it

Sabalenka's gf

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Penko's bf

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Tybk

>grilled veg
>baked salmon with tomato sauce
>crumbled feta

Man what shit food. Glad I'm never going on a diet.

>sabs
>diet
pick one

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This woman is #goals

dat is niet goed user

she looks like a dude here, on contrast from left slavette

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please save us kyrGOAT

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do you beeliiiiiiiiiive in life after love
i can feel somethiing inside me say
you're not strong enough

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>winning seven bo5 matches in a row without going off the rails

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>kyrgios will win this year's wimbledon, beating federror in the final

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>jakupovic

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These commentators are sucking Venus off so hard I'm gonna shoot my television

>i hate it when commentators tell me that a good player is good
Cry moar.

Get better b8 m8...st8

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Remember when people thought the Ymers were good?

Were they that hyped?

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post yfw Andreescu - Kerber possible pairing in L32

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Andreescu will get bageled by the roastie

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>putting black jizzner on center court

Boris - are you ready to see Vika fuck your waifu up today?

>Sascha Bajin in Mladenovic's box

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Gavrilova a shit

>day 1+2 of these masters
It's fucking awful

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>Gavrilova getting fucking dabbed on
This brings me great joy

>Andreescu

Fat whore lmao

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If you told me that girl was ranked in the WTA top 100, I'd believe you

>Bianca...if you don't lose 50 pounds before Miami you'll be out in round 1

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>Mladenovic
>Residence Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Hmm, how much does she charge?

>when even Google thinks you're a literally who

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I want to marry her.

>waterworks show

:3

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Looks like Andreescu's having... Sunshine Trouble!
youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

UGLY
GRANNY
WHORE

>Gavrilova
kek, get fucked you little cunt

Why is Auger Aliassime being pushed so hard?

More wtf

Because Raonic is almost 30 and a useless lanklet. Hasn't even won amasters.

Here, ya chubby chaser
instagram.com/ellanabryan/

whats it like to cum inside her?

Like regret. She would poison your child with her obese person body chemistry

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>Begu
Dumb fucking gypo

>this Begu choke

LMAO

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>A set and 5-1 up

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>Begu

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Based Bernie, he gonna do it lads

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Based rat pack

>she won
SEX WITH BEX

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WTA is ridiculous and should be disbanded

>Losing from a set and 5-1
>WTAyy

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ded 'sport'
ded poomunity

Boris nowhere to be found for his waifu's match

>4 breaks to start for Keys and Stosur

STATE of WTA. Just end it

They should move back to Crandon Park. This one is ghetto

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Remember to support /ourbex/

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>Queerey

So many waifu's playing tomorrow

>Sabs
>Mugu
>Anisimova
>Vondrousova
>Wozniacki
>Oinkapiggy
>Andreescu
>Sevastova
>Giorgio
>Putintseva
>Sevastova

And most of the good matches are front-loaded in the day

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Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooo %)

>gulbis
>dabarenka
Just retire already holy shit

Two more matches until he goes home.

Genie Era: OVER
Milos Era: OVER

Andreescu Era: NOW
Shapo Era: NOW

I swear, THIS will be the Golden Age of Canadian Tennis

>SIx more matches until he goes home.
FTFY

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do you like Sevastova? Vondrousova?

does shapovalova have accent for you? for me he is kinda, but i never listed to him preciesly/directly

>shapovalov
fix
didnt intend to do that, just a mistype

youtube.com/watch?v=pnkOvapUJKk

little bit, yea, but its a Canadian accent

I wouldn't mind having a threesome with sasnovich and bex tbqf

How do I smell like Fed?

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USA USA USA

Rub up against mirka’s naked body

Thanks for the picture

>begging so deperately for that goat dick
lmao

USA user, you have YouTube link for Caro vs Azarenko?

Just buy WTA TV Boris

Poor ;_;

How long do they store the replays?

Until the tournament is over for most matches and the finals for a year

I'm seriously considering sex with bex. Has anyone here done it before? Can he recommend it?

Yes, Though you can only do it looking her in the eye will not do doggy

hey bussiness idea for you:
1) make dirty cheap site out of copycucks jurisdition
2) record wta tv matches
3) upload them on your site
4) make $$$ from advertitising on your site

(please)

Not going to jail for you Boris

>'ate the advertisement jew
>become the advertisement jew
'no'

>be on plane for 3 hours
>not one post
State of /10is/

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Plane from Sydney to Perth?

Bump for morning matches

S A B S
A
B
S

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SABALENKA STREAM youtu.be/hNIzYgysY8M

ANISIMOVA STREAM
youtu.be/SBHVOf_dsGU

>investment play
>Forced double fault

Just atrocious serving, fags

ELISE
L
I
T
E

...

It happened yesterday, Boris

You can find highlights on YouTube

>Sabs
Imagine struggling against trash like Tomljanovic

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Embarrassing

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>sabs

A N E T T
N
E
T
T

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maybe you can link the live stream which wasnt deleted/blocked?

One fine day, with a woof and a purr,
A baby was born, and it caused a little stir.
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog,
Just a feline-canine little CatDog.

CatDog! CatDog!
Alone in the world is the little CatDog!

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>Sabalenka

Stupid tranny

EBKE

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Sabs Round of 64 run!

If I lost to Tomljanovic, I'd just kms desu

>dabalenka
Tip top kek

PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO

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Caro will face Goerges
two prettiest girls will play

Anyone ready to record it? I am afraid it will be at night

Does Nishikori have the best travelling fanbase?

Caro is a fucking uggo, I hope Jules dabs on her

KEEPS ME SHOWING UP

this ump in the nishikori/lajovic match is terrible

yeah yeah yeah
you are obsessed with caro, arent you

I literally never think about her until you mention her. Then I feel physically ill.

>Penko

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>5-3 to 5-7

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stop being rude

do you like sabs? cindy crawford?

you know how boys in age 5-10 show the attraction to girls universally? kick their backpacks and pull their hair.
you know, it reminds me of something recent....

>6-0, 6-7
Okay then

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Stop hanging around with little boys, you creepy fucker.

i love 24+ women exclusively(unless it s a cute teen pics of those women)

Pliskovas had bday day ago :3

M U G U
U
G
U

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>losing to lower-ranked players
What went wrong?

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Mugu~

God Penko is so shit

Fuck off, piggy

>It's a Mugu shits the bed episode

>/tennis/ main topic of discussion atm is actual tennis
today is a special day

excuse me, point out where are the posts with actual tennis

See

If you substract the russian posts, today's posts have been strongly tennis-related

>12 games
>1 hold each
WTAyy

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The absolute fucking state of this tie-break

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post cute rare Caro?

also what does 'compagnon' mean in french? in russian it close to 'boyfriend'...

Mugupooza

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Women should not be allowed to play tennis.

>Mugu
>Sabs
>Oinkapiggu

Who's next?

Shitolina finna get Wanged

...

Kashitkina is out too?

Not him but if you put a possesif (mon compagnon), it's most likely a boyfriend

>Tomljanovic beat top-10 player for the first time in 5 years
she is 25yo btw, holy shit, she is like CG! i though she is 21-23

no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

No, she beat some 15-year old American

>25yo
>Career titles: 0

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Wtf was that serve from Mugu???

>applauding unforced errors

Yikes

>Pavs

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based jizznuh

He almost lost 2 tb against a literal who

>poogoo

"mon compagnon" is even stronger than boyfriend, it's basically the term you use for unmarried couples (who share a house, have children, etc)

Why is Nick chimping out already?
Scoreline looks fine.

>Muguruza

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>Ostapenko

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what in gods cock is going on here

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Reminder that Giorgi is on Court 2 next

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Sasnovich had 10 double faults against Wozzles

They're making fun of Mugu lads

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>no brain dirty asshole
>you are now thinking of mugu's dirty asshole

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hAlEp

COLLAPSE ALERT COURT 2
SEVASTOVA ON POOICIDE WATCH

Nvm

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So what we watching?
I have Pouille on the TV right now

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Nobody who likes tennis watches ATP

I hate tennis

foxposter pls go

eggsplain this mene

>williams
It's another episode of williams stomping a set, giving the next for free and then stomping the last to hide the fact that she can bagel anyone twice because she's a gorilla

ATP early round matches are worthless viewing

At least WTA is comedy gold and has cute girls in skirts

Serena is so lifeless and boring today, I’m yawning, definitely wouldn’t mind her going out. This American meme tennis channel forces me to watch just 1 match at a time

lol just buy a computer

I have one but I don’t use it anymore, I’m computer free to have a healthier life.

fuck off normie

Based and Unapilled

You get to an age where sitting on the computer refreshing the page isn’t good for you anymore.

Phone posting is much more based and allows greater freedom day to day

Sabalenka is a lesbian? D:

uh oh the Pole is choking

What? No you dont.
Fuck off.

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No

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>Giorgi

Lmao

>Andreescu v Kerber rematch tomorrow night

Juicy

why did i bet on giorgi holy hell

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Damn rematch already, gerber is gonna be on suicide watch if she loses again

Brett Haber is the worst commentator

>duuudee
>dudde chubby
>those kankles dude
>ddduuuudde

What a fucking faggot lmao

perro caca

in this case its
perro=caca

>sorry bro our seats are sold out

Miami sucks this year idk what happened with the seeding

James Blake is in charge lmao

>Tipsarevic

Is this one of the greatest comebacks in tennis history?

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This guy

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It's Tomic time

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For me it's sencha green tea

Based ceoposter

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Tomic is shit

Watching Tucker Carlson because pic related

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Tmeme up to his usual mental midgetry again
What the fuck is his problem

Nothing the pole is on fire and thiems defense is terrified na na na na na na na na na na

>WTA
>Seeding consistency
Pick one.

>Thiem
>Consistency
Actually you know what, I take that one back: he often follows up a really good match with completely garbage performances. He's consistent in that regard...

counting down the days

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I don't even watch tennis. Just joined the thread to view the brap queens and say what up to my sniff boiz

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More like he consistently fucks up my bets
If I bet on his opponent he's on fire
If I bet on him he plays like shit
If I bet on his opponent and I finally get it right and my guy is up a set and 4 games he retires because his feet hurt

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Explains the shitty posts, typical of a waifu fag.

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Bot broken

*Breaks your serve*

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Why are you posting this in /brit/? Lmao

Anyone who browses that pathetic excuse of a board /int/ should be permabanned from sp

Y?

Who here /berniebro/

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first time poster, long time virgin here. saw this general for the first time in start page and here's some top waifus being posted.

Team Hewitt personally

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Post your favourite tennisfu

I'm with you

...

swag

>shitolina

Damn, should have put a bet on

is peterson bertens' vriend? they played doubles didnt they?

i hope its not.....

bump

trump

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cum dump

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bump

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fucking gay sport

>bulgaria
More like bulge area, cos its fucking gay country

500th for autism awareness