/hoc/

>Sunday
NJ @ COL, 3 pm (1 pm Mountain)
STL @ BUF, 5 pm
NYI @ MIN, 6 pm (5 pm Central)
VAN @ DAL, 7 pm (6 pm Central)
PHI @ PIT, 7:30
FLA @ ANA, 9 pm (6 pm Pacific)
EDM @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

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>poo jackets

Looks like playoffs are back on the menu for my Avies

This Murray v Hart game is bretty good

>smoking weed past the age of 22

After what I saw today, I just want 1 league to happen. Today's game was very well done and Dani Rylan should be proud of both of the teams who took part.

I’m gay btw

>being a faggot at your age

27 here and never even tried it. Somehow making it legal here has tempered my need to even care about it

Scaaaaaaaaaaaar
Shoooooooooooore

>smoking weed while your brain is still developing

Nbcsn camera work is making me seasick again

Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups

...

Pussy

jump off it

...

both leagues are basically junior c, who the fuck cares

That's cool

Big fan of weed, gay sex, and identity politics lads

For me its listening to the game on the radio on the drive home from church

Right site. Wrong board.

>not smoking weed to cope with a reality of non-stop depression from having no social values left, or so it seems by the lack of empathy others show those who have been left behind by the societal momentum curve
Lucky dude.

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>church
>gay sex shack
Same diff.

Congrats to Jordan Staal on joining the 500 point club!

your favorite multimedia experiences were produced by drug users

Steel yourself heathen

>WAH WAH WAH
t. Bruce Boudreau

>Milbury shitting on Nichushkin

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Milbury was based for that entire score recap segment

Henlo is Finlan awaked

Will Bulju awaken next season to the tune of 25-30 goals?

huomenta

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Hi yes you are not Finlan

Many, yes, but that's also not entirely a good thing to say about our multimedia industry/empire. Why must they promote so many degenerate (that is, degenerate of the mind/brain/IQ/reasoning center) ideas in their media...is it because of the drug use? Are they also being manipulated by someone in a similar power position, who gives them access to "higher drugs"/"higher states of mind". Imagine a world where beings such as this control their mind slaves, almost willingly. A higher state of mind can really be anything, brought on by more than just a intoxicant/drug; they can be emotions, powerful ones that transcend our society, but not all people feel the same ones that cause these ripples in our mind states. For example, a crazy mind can manage to intoxicate those around them through long term psychotic interactions. Things that go beyond modern ideas of torture. But, not necessarily unpracticed in our society by those on the fringes of what's deemed "modern". Modern is just that hive mind human brain word for dictating what is and what should be or something to that effect. Another result of the ruling class structure system.

there's a little finlan inside all of us

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in 2019 many many many people, even young kids, are on prescriptions

When did it become acceptable to re-air games? I know CFL would do it but it always seemed bushleague as fuck. Fill the air during June-August. Why the FUCK do I have no hockey on TV (3 games live right now) but they're replaying the Canada Latvia curling? Why the fuck is TSN airing basketball? MY Pisties already beat the rapshits, who I thought was the only nba team they pretend to give a fuck about

Wish I had a based manufactured in Finland vib.

Miss me with that War and Peace shit dawg

>watching cable in the year of our lord 2000+19

>MY Pisties
What part of Detroit you from lad

That's a scary thought.

rogers paid for this """competition"""

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really flyers?

Take it easy on Sam he lives in a group home

BASED BLUGER

una sneeda

And now I just realize I am basically describing the Joker from Batman.

Who /oilcountry/ here

Green Acres. You?
God damn that show fucking sucks now

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Haha remember when I pretended to be from Jacksonville for a bit? That was epic. GO ICEMEN

hello just woke up

/cric/ getting BTFO right now

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sometimes my brain hurts from being so damned based all the time

Just get it in deep and be hard on the forecheck, lad

shut up wieer

FUCK off with your shitty edits

Kill yourself.

...

>namefags

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Eat shit and die faggot

boss of /hoc/? more like boss of cock

that's probably the tumor

No that would be your mom

Oilers finna dab on reddit's team

Gonna get fucked up tonight and strut in to the office tomorrow like I do every Monday. In sunglasses, completely unaware of what I was doing when I left Friday
GO JETS GO

You were cleaning the toilets Sam

I'm gonna make a microwave Salisbury steak and eat it while watching my flyers

what the fuck are the scorekeepers doing in the pens game, 2nd long delay to fuss with the clock

I don't take care of that account

Seething

You do what you're told

>my office job
>in winniggerpeg
wow so you work at a call center?

they'd love to be inside all of us

>zack WE DEM BOYZ stringer

I don't live theyre you cocksucking fucking mongoloid. I've said it before I'll said it again

gonna go into work tomorrow and throw a little fun banter around, see what steve from accounting got into over the weekend, hit on the new receptionist, have a bit of fun and then get right to work because its a new week and its time to get some pucks deep

Boiling

MAXIME LAGACE

>workcucks
miss me with that gay shit

I didn't even know it was still on. Haven't watched that show in like 15 years.

VAN
RIEMSDYK
SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

DOOP'D

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RIEMED

Sam post your insta

i’ll fucking heem and laffs fans don’t fuck with me

I only work so people don't tell me I should "find a job"

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It's Winnipeg, not Brampton.

I don't use "social media". I have a twitter account but I block people when they follow me

No NEETs allowed in /hoc/

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changed my contacts today for the first time in a while, my vision is much more clear and I can finally see how SHIT the toronto maple laffs are

What's your handle?

Had a date tonight hoc. Was pretty nervous but it went well. Happy paddy’s day boys

>isles in first place
>tavares cant do shit with the laffs

heh

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based 18 year old winning the first women's tennis title

why are you so afraid?

TONIGHT, WE FIGHT FOR WILD ROSE COUNTRY

hard to breathe, it feels like floating
so full of love my hearts' exploding.

mouth is dry, hands are shaking,
i am yours for the taking.

acting weird and not myself,
dancing around like the kiebler elf.

now it's time for this poor shlub,
to know how it feels to fall in lub.

based

(for canada)

is phil kessel fat or just big boned?

Has Carter Hart been around all year? He's.kinda really good.

Pic related

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Dumb phoneposter

winnishit still has a big corporate presence

THE FLYERS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP

>PONS

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love seing pens lose desu

that kid has to be like almost mid twenties now

CLOTHEIER

>pooguins

>pongs

>pongs

Sam
What?

>THREEPEAT IS DEAD

>yinzburg

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Killing self lads

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STONE SCAAAAAR

why block people who follow you? because you are scared they will track you down and rape you?

McDonald's is the only corporation Sam is qualified to work for

CELL KEY

young girls, ugly people and fat man-hating lesbians. thats it

whoever is in charge of PR for Vegas deserves a raise, they're still getting a packed house in year 2

whats up leafs nation

Despite a delivery error the management still would like you to enjoy the threepeat. It’s still on the menu.

even then he isnt their first choice

its basically junior c boys tennis, who the fuck cares

It's over, the Oilers have already given up

is the user here who always shills dykepuck ugly?

Keeping /hoc/ scared.

Conglaturation >stors you made Shannon cry

Vegas arena constantly looks like a fucking rainbow because it's filled with fans from teams all over the world, all on vacation in the degeneracy capital of the world. But also fitting because people that actually cheer for the Knights are fucking homos.

tennis is like super popular though, maybe she'll get to btfo some she-boons

>filling a whole stadium with tourists who get discounted tickets at the concierge's desk
Wow color me impressed

So why is SN still thinking the oilers can make the playoffs?

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nadal/federer are one of those more popular athletes in the world. lots of people follow tennis apparently.

This is my team. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My team is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my team is useless. Without my team, I am useless

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Honest question, does Canada have a city that is considered a tourist destination?

to sustain ratings through the remainder of the season

Niagara Falls

Penguins made me lose a huge fucking parlay lads

Banff?
Thunder Bay for the parks, I guess; me and a buddy are going up this summer

whistler
banff
niagra falls

When is the league going to step in and do something about the Oilers?

>he doesn’t know

the senators are in a worse position than the oilers though

yes

who cares

tennis is gay

>mild fan
another retard

i WOULD LOVE TO STICK AROUND BUT REDDIT NEEEEEDDDSSS ME

Why would the league? America should invade based on name alone. They would fix it.

Falls, skiing in BC. Both already mentioned.
Quebec City if you want Europe but you're poor

bogpill me

Me too

also tofino for wind surfing

foreigners love going up north to see the northern lights. pei gets a lot of foreign tourism too. green gables is a fairly popular tourist destination in pei.

MACDAYVAD

Oilels are a false flag

How is that a penalty?

>Green gables
I had a crush on a girl in elementary school who read those books desu

fascinating

How drunk will Sam get tonight?

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>tfw you can bring your own ice

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Lethbridge is the only Canadian city worth visiting

nips made it into an anime that is apparently still popular in japan now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_of_Green_Gables_(1979_TV_series)

trannies aren’t welcome

I bet you're a hoot at parties

Never. Like a vast black hole that feeds on generational talent, the Oilers organization will outlast time itself.

I don't know i was larping as him but I failed.

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>can't skate

Having some Sunday night thoughts

Oh word I actually did meet people from all over the world when I went to Churchill.
>gypsies burnt down after the train shut down
I actually talked to the guy when I was there. Super cool. Bit of Jewish lightning I reckon.

For me it's Parka wearing snowshoes

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FUCK

excuse me?

avs are an even worse prospect graveyard over the last decade tbqh.

as a snes fan, fuck the knights for eternity.

Many tourist places in the Rockies. All those ski resorts bring in plenty of money during the year.

Wrong

Unlarpable. When I do things I just wing it. Life's a work brother just have fun with it

Did I STUTTER

>pooperplay

>oilels

>no hockey on TV
What are we watching instead?

of course

isn't Usports on? or is it over

>cable

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What do they have in summer? Mountain biking or something?

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

our knights are on you retard

Imagine being an Oilers fan

>watching TV

how are they not? i cant find a team with a worse track record of developing prospects drafted outside of the first round than the avalanche over the past decade. even the soilers manage to do that sometimes.

the leafs are super scary right now eh boys

Sunbelt/flat land retard detected

Why must you keep posting this fucking schedule?

>our
t.reddit

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...

Moving stuff to my new house. I need to call a fucking plumber on Monday to get a new main shutoff valve and see if he can quote me on a full house dehumidifier cuz I keep getting static shocked

if oilers go 9-2-0 they got a fringe shot. pls beat the reddit knights

Going to bed

Wtf I live in northern Minnesota. They do that at some of the ski hills

Don't care faggot. I only make posts so I can see words I write haha

you should hire the same movers shannon used

Yea Forumsappa knights

I don't wanna do your dirty work
No more

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Haha wow fucking epic Sam

Shannon is a cuck

eakin is the hardest working ginger in the nhl

someone sperged out about not having schedules in OPs or some shit and now he does this out of principal. I bet he has that old schedule saved in notepad like some loser.

HAHA SO FUCKIN EPIC DUDE. HAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING EPIC WOW. WOW. WOW!!

>dorks

just like google the schedule or go on fucking NHL.com. lazy bum

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>living near Abbotsford
>ever
eww

holy shit fucking >pongs

So what happens if the teds miss out to philly or les habitents?

Better than cucks desu

LOOK MOM I POSTED WHAT HE POSTED

took a shower lads. feelin cozy

I literally called the first place on Google search results

they paid to be there. the 2nd listing is actually the best company.

drinking a warm glass of milk before turning in for the night. Y'all have a good night and be nice to each other

COCKS

did you clean your penis

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STOP BLOGGING RETARDS

around blacks, occasionally relax

sure did, trimmed a bit as well. ready for the week

man this hockey game is gooooood

/hoc/ is my personal microblogging site desu

LEOOOOON

How has McDavid been on this shift for 16 seconds when only 11 seconds have passed?

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>negro goaltending

the final solution!

WHAT? HUH?

MARCHY

both teams should just play with an empty net instead

ITS GONNA BE ONE OF THESE GAMES

Pacific is a meme division

Central > metro > Atlantic > pacifshit

>mad
>at rph

metro has won the past three stanlee coupes :^)

>mad
>at an ocean

Who has a bigger cock, Sam or Ted?

ahem
fuck niggers
that is all

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user NO!

connor mcirish

That contract though

>Without me, my team is useless.
Yikes
I know it's a movie reference but still, yikes.

how the fuck is this allowed

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STUPID FUCKING DUCKS!

THEY CAN'T EVEN TANK CORRECTLY!!!

Uhhhh

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*bangs on the glass*

*gets the wave going in the stands*

this is a fucking travesty

Which teams are going to be Reddit this playoff year?

well >my team won but i ate some bad thai food and now I feel sick so today was a wash lads.

Should be obvious

should be fine after you take a tavares

Preds, Knights, Sharks for the West
Pongs, Leafs, Isles for the East

North Stars got relocated because of bad attendance. Same Panthers are gonna end up in Quebec City

Die

>end up in Quebec City
>Quebec City
>Gary Bettman putting a team in Canada
"no"
they'll wind up in houston or some other sunbelt city

*presses tits against the glass*

>isles
>reddit
>when they're playing at nassau

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oh the mushy peanut butter noodles weren't good? serves you right

>not the Canes
Did you forget the "Bunch of Jerks" thing?

> islanders are reddit
The team would go down 6-0 after like 20 minutes about 4 fights, score a shortie, there would be a yes chant, 7-1 final score
That is how their seasons went for fucking YEARS
How is that reddit

>yes chant
Answered my own question

it was actually drunken noodles which don't have peanuts

>reddit west
preds
sharks
flames
>reddit east
caps
bolts
leafs

t. flyover

Delet this

Most retarded post ever 2/3 of your west are pure Yea Forums
1/3 of your east is too
Congrats you get a fucking 50 but I'm pretty sure youre used to those being in high school and all.

*tries to start the wave during a pp*

i live in a disgustingly diverse coastal city, it's horrible, i dont like thai food

posted in /cric/ lads

for me, its "are YOU READYYYYYYYYY" before a faceoff

for me it's MAKE SOME NOISE graphics during a faceoff

you probably got some sort of disease going there tbqh

Got warned for a post in /cric/

Reddit west
>jets

Reddit east
>pings
>laffs

youtube.com/watch?v=BiMmDozRc0I

how was this not awarded a goal? wtf is wrong with your refs?

How to go to sleep when you're too hung over to fall asleep

Kassian should be rated much higher than Lucic.

>draft prospects are now so young that I have wank material older than them.

case in point

celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/whatsnew.php/2001-05-14

That date is the day Jack Hughes was born.
I remember blasting off knuckle children to that picture of Nikki Nova back in 2005.

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>Shorks Preds and Knights
>not being reddit
You don't belong here

imagine being younger than my cum bottle

Smoke weed

I'm screenshotting this cuz I know you're smart enough to delete it lol

post pics, lad

Sharks are literally /hoc/s lovable losers. You need to be 18 to post here m8

What?

Last time I off topic posted I got banned wtf
hockey kakko netminder

jack hughes is younger than this song

youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

You forgot when the Shorks went to the Stan Lee. All of Reddit bandwagoned them because they beat their real team, the Reddithawks

*flosses on boomers in this thread right now*
*Dabs*

>reddit is full of bandwagoners
This doesnt make a team "reddit" lurk moar newfag

shant
we hate the shorks you delusional homo

Sharks didn’t beat the blackcocks in 2016. The bloos did.

>anything california
>lovable

NOOO THE REDDIT KNIGHTS ARE BEATING THE REDDIT OILERS!!!

Reddit teams for playoffs 2019: everybody except for Yotes Bruins Caps jets

>t. Dependa-state

kaako getting closer to a soiler jersey

>westfags
>knowing
>hockey

t. Flyover faggot

Stars aren't Reddit.

#91 POWER RANKINGS

Steven Stamkos

POWER GAP

Tyler Seguin

MASSIVE POWER GAP

John overrated shit Tavares

>There are an entire generation of 12-18 year olds who don't remember collecting pokemon cards
>Star Wars episode 3 came out almost 14 years ago. You would have to be a highschool senior at best to even recall knowing or hearing about the hype
>Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone came out before Lucas Raymond was born, he is a top prospect for the 2020 NHL draft.
>MP3 players and Ipods came out before most current high schoolers were even conceived

>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit

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Go to bed incel

Should include ahlers in there before overrated pos

seething and obsessed

>incel

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>kneegrow tending

we only 8 points out boys, gaining momentum

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>SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN

God fucking son of a whore. I hate boomers so much.

t. incel

Like real boomers or Yea Forums boomers?

dilate

Both

Incel

dilate

the anaheim shmucks can't even tank properly

Oilers may have issue with that

>finnish tending

>stand around while the puck rolls in
Based.

>keep track of shots as if that's an indicator of who's playing better in spite of score
>flash shot attempts as if it's a more accurate indicator of who's playing better spite of shot attempts
>keep track of how long a player spends on the ice before resting
Why do this? Hockey players have shifts. If you know that, and recognize at least top players numbers, there's literally no reason put this up. "Oh, that one good player is playing again!? How can that be?" I fuckinh hate NBC sports so much.

It’s a gimmick so non-whites and casuals can see what the player is doing you mong

Imagine getting mad at information being displayed on a screen

If the information is only need by casuals then yes. Fuck off. We're full

Seething

imagine being retarded and posting in /hoc/
>sunbelt game
Story checks out

>imagine being retarded and posting in /hoc/
Imagine having to imagine this

Anybody else order car wash cards from kwik trip?
Half off sale, I got 3 10 wash cards, elite of course

What the fuck are you talking about

GOOD post

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Pulju rockers in the hosue tonight

Imagine getting mad at efficiency

he TUCHs it in

sunbelt retards auction off car washes

Do you lads ever lay down to brush your teeth

real gay hours

I saw tuch when he got called up to the wild; like 7th row
We shouldn't have let him go =(((

Not a fan of Sunday nights desu

SHANNON

connor mcsadavid

Sad!

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Not a fan of Monday arvos tbqh.

Yeah they lead to Monday mornings

Don’t mind getting back to work after 2 days off.

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

Imagine being McMeme, knowing Vegas had to start a worthless nigger in net, yet still not be able to win while your team only manages 19 shot

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just fell asleep lads

imagine waking up in Finland

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McDavid is the most overrated fuck in the league aside from Bobrovsky

>edmongolia roasting koskinen so hard that he's trending on twitter
classic soilers fan asspain

reminder that r/hockey fucking HATES the golden knights, so if you hate them, you're reddit.

>finnish goaltending

>@91553114
>basing an opinion off of what others think
truly beta as fuck, get murdered

You know what, I’ll give you that! Game seven, double OT sound good? Then maybe let us make history and get a three-peat? We need something awesome like that

t. reddit

Samesies for the pongs

t. reddit

>u will b

word is they are starting subban again tomorrow

February ended

HATE the Laffs
KIND OF LIKE the Marlies
simple as

uhh. moderately based?

Lads I’m watching skiing and shooting right now

youtube.com/watch?v=aT9iox7jH1g

yeah, either him or lagace. they confirmed fleury isn't going on the road. they're gonna get ding-dong diddly dabbed on by the shorks

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i too saw this on my recs for some fucking reason.

If >we lose i will fucking end it

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God, I fucking hope so
I want that clinch god dammit, >we should have had it 2 fucking games ago

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fags

reminder if you want me to read your post about ice hockey you should not attach a Chinese cartoon

Suck my nuts

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That's very homophobic statement

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bases

WHAT THE FUCK SHANNON

shut up faggot theres nothing "based" about shorks """"""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""

>I-I’m the guy who isn’t an absotute faggot, y-you’re the l-loser

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ya seethe?

>Absolutely SEETHING over images macros of cartoons
You're just jealous because your teams are SHIT

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>i couldnt even read the vegas statline properly because they had a nigger in goal
uhm okay shannon

>his team has lost two games in a row
>calls other teams shit
oh no no no

just collecting some (You)s

>it-it’s just a tv show mom
>i-I’ll clean my room one day if you finally leave me alone
>y-yes mom I know I’m not japanese

Baste sharks posters

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>seethefags

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Anime is fucking dumb

Also it’s gay and faggy and for losers

imagine having a tripfag ally

People should stop using homophobic and racial slurs. Also, there should be a trophy for best minority representative in the league. Calling Malcolm Subban an "ahl level shit nigger faggot" must not be tolerated.

this post changed my entire perspective

hopefully he beats your faggot team tomorrow

country needs a strong authoritative snare not a pussyass handclap

youtube.com/watch?v=ruND2hYPdbE

youtube.com/watch?v=dZRudW6Q8Pc

youtube.com/watch?v=Jeyj88ScQCQ

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99.5% of anime is fucking shit tier fuckwit faggot garbage.

hello friend

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Still laughing at the Lefs for losing to a high school team

>tracing

jesus christ soilers fans stop bullying koskinen so hard on twatter

kek, i saw that too

kek, they probably actually thought the playoffs were possible

almost april lads

>tfw sparklepups will barely miss the playoffs
would be funny seeing dallas getting kicked off though

post pics, don't use twitter.

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they're basically laughing at his glove hand and calling him a shitter. and also his contract is bad

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I wasn't alive for his earlier calls but he and Harry Neale still have a place in my heart. I am going to miss him.

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nothin' wrong with that

its just funny that he's getting shit on so hard that it was trending worldwide

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>also his contract is bad
Not for him, so why should he give a fuck what Joe Shmuck, the supermarket janitor who still thinks it's 1984, thinks

how old are you lad

are you saying that contract isn't shit?

No, it's one of the worst contracts in the NHL, but why the fuck should Koskinen care it's bad, he's getting paid millions to put up shit numbers

27. I am old enough to have watched him for about 18 years. I still remember JJJJOOOEEE SAAAAKIIICCCC SSKKKEEEOOOOREESS from 2002 Olympics

those were the days, i had never even seen a somalian in 2002 now they are everywhere

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rph
good night lads

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then what

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you watch >your team get btfo in the first round lad

>/hoc/ after dark

Late night confession time, user

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I posted in /cric/ a few days ago

U WOT M8

I barely watched hockey growing up

I love womens hockey but the feminist cat lady fanbase creeps me out alot, almost to the point that in order to shape a narrative, they would openly LARP as incels on twitter and shit on the very league they claim to love. In fact I think it is the one huge thing holding it back from mainstream appeal and like the WNBA, most regular people don't associate themesleves with unlikeable fringe groups.

>tfw almost 30

>turn 30 tomorrow
oh fugg

...

wow that sucks

Oh shit daddy I turn 30 soon I'm pretty sure most posters are older tho based on the people I've met irl that post here

leave boomers

Honestly man kids are so unbelievably fucking stupid and unoriginal it'll blow your fucking kind when you're a boomer

Jokes on you, I'm only 22

turn 31 in a few weeks :/

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What's that in North American years?

i'm only 27, but since we're already almost 4 months into the new year i feel 28 already

yo

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my childhood hero

well we live 3 years longer than you by average lifespan, so i dunno, you work it out.

>ausfag

christ imagine being almost 40 and browsing Yea Forums

Joe Sakic is my adulthood hero for fleecing the senators for Matt Duchene. How are Sakic and Yzerman so fucking good at being GMs?

imagine being Canadian at all

>/hoc/ after dark

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Hello how was hockey tonight

Shit was fucking gay how many teams has khoudobin been on anyway and NO I will NOT cheer for Seattle

based

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ok i guess

only shit teams played tonight finlan

Malcom might rival Matthews on who has the largest air inflow in the chel

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>jordan subban is a bust even in the AHL
JUST

sorry wildbro simple 'as it

hope you caniacs are subbed to pewds, #TakeWarning

Anyone else here thinking about food right now?

What's that, Gary? Oh you need more cash? No fucking problem. I supported the canucks for la few decades and all that shit, even through all those lock outs but fuck, you named the team the kraken so I guess I gotta just accept meme faggotry. Anything for an old friend. Probably gonna cut my dick off at the first Seattle Kraken game for NHL commissioner Gary Bettman

im actually eating food

no because i'm intermittent fasting

Night friends

gnight brad

just bought pic related, how'd i do

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nice meme

wtf is that

Pretty good. Doesn't it hurt to shove stuff like that up your ass though?

cool, do a mix tape

>libtech
is this a sjw snowboard?

>redditboarding
wew imagine not skiing

lib tech is a meme?

snowboard you neet

no

eat a dick cunt

how is lib tech any more sjw than any other snowboard brand?

boomer

i just realized LA is paying doughty $11m/yr for 8 years

Imagine signing Kovalchuk for 3 years

Kaapo Kakko desu

I just went to nhl draft lottery simulator and did it twice. Both times Vancouver ended up picking first.

It is foreshadowing. Cap this post.

Hey, thanks for giving me a you, really means a lot to me.

>go to eliteprospects
>check out deceased players
>click on female
>find a whole list
>sad at first until I do further research
>mfw almost every player was killed in a car accident
>mfw a Russian player died because she left the stove on while cooking

Ha

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Wait no even better. She wasn't cooking at all. Her WASHING MACHINE blew up

post it

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Yurlova

>washing machine being used overnight
was she doing an 8 hour wash cycle? the fuck

Hello

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holy fucking BASED

BASED

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end of thread reminder bulju is generational

I would be better GM than at least half the NHL GMs to be quite honest

>laffs

Fuck niggers and fuck 9:00pm starts

Just took a HUGE kiwi

>Czechs play hockey
>Slovaks play hockey
>Russians play hockey
>Swedes play hockey
>Germans play hockey
>Finns play hockey
>Poland doesn't
why?

NEW

PERUSTETTU JA BULJUPILLERÖITY

based and finnishpilled