*scores a hattrick under immense internal and external pressure...

You’re mentally ill

Seek help, m8.

He’s right though. Other than that bit about fouling the defender.

One scores a scrappy hat-trick and doesn't even show up the following league match in fear of getting exposed causing his team to lose.
The other scores 2 and assists 2 and helps his team win the next game with a hat-trick

This wiggled my walnut and activated my almond.

betis today played 10x better than halal did in both clasicos lol

Based

a week later and I still don't understand how the fuck he was allowed to elbow Godin in the back and get away with it. There's a conspiracy going on

truth

>Other than that bit about fouling the defender.
hmmmm

And you eat dogs

Seething

Fraudnaldo hattrick™

>Scoring against Patetico.
It's the same level of complexity.

based

kek this

GOAT

Holy based burger. I'm proud of you now.

GOAT

Have sex.

>Messi scores freekick
>He celebrates with team mates
>Messi scores from Suarez pass, he celebrates with Suarez
>Messi scores a great goal, he celebrates with his team mates
>Ronaldo scores a goal from amazing work by X Y Z
>Runs over to the corner flag and doing his gay ass fucking pose making one or two players run over to him (or none at all)
Messi is just a more likeable person and a better all round footballer. Ronaldo might have more goals than Messi (in like 100 more games) but Messi has a better goal per game record, better assist record and does more work in deep areas rather than the 6 yard box (really wish they didn't keep calling it that, give it a new name reee, Imperial OUT). Is Ronaldo a world class footballer? Yes. Would he be the number 1 for the last 10 yeas in a timeline where Messi doesn't exist? Yes. But he is in a world with Messi so the two fight it out. Who cares anyway because most people don't even say he's the best. They say Pele or something.

To be fair, if he'd also scored an offside tap-in, we would have had the entire range of his signature goals...

>get ref to send off TSU cause hes raping you too hard in the supercup
>"win" leliga
>TSU still wins the biggest trophy of the year
>mfw

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Why cant you fags just enjoy this shit? Its almost the end of this era before pace babbys come in

>i didnt like his hattrick so im going to rewrite reality

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fuck ronaldo, fuck juve and fuck niggers

Messi > penaldo

>check if this week don't contain 1/4 CL match

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>Ronaldo is Juve and Real top scorer and top assister
>do nothing all year

>Messi scores against Betis and chokes against Roma
>goat

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i tried watching a la liga match
ray hudson screamed at me while effeminate men tumbled and rolled
its quite a surreal experience

Ronaldo assists: misplaced shots crosses and out of the penaltery passes
Ronaldo goals: tapins and headers.
Pathetic
youtu.be/zlypueldkLs

>These goals and assists don’t matter because I say so

really make you think

>all goals and asists are equal
Do you make tweets about being beautiful at all sizes too?

How stats make fagnaldo overrated and Messi underrated
youtu.be/cN6CD-QFzHE

>ronaldo tries so hard with his dsuu, celebrations to make his pics good
>messi's pictures are kino automatically

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>implying 1-0 is different from 1-0 in a game where more goals=winning
i thought this was football, not ice ballet
>implying those assists were all 'lucky'
watch the video, throughballs arent the only skillful way to assist

>CR fans now claim he's better playmaker than Messi
you people don't even watch football I swear
you just check Livescore, see that CR scored, and you come here to feel better about it

underrated pirlo-tier wisdom

>i thought this was football, not ice ballet
Yeah this is football, not stat analysis you drooling tard

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wtf i love america now!

I really don't think that anybody who says Ronaldo > Messi actually watches the sport.
Ronaldo is just a better finisher, Messi is a far more complete player.

then read the rest of my comment and then answer dumbass, do you think the only way to assist that has any merit is a number 10 picking up a run? why do wingers even exist then?

>Ronaldo is just a better finisher
not even. Ronaldo has better attack positioning, Messi is a FAR FAR better finisher. Ronaldo is just always 'there' when you need him but doesn't always convert the chances. Messi has far higher goal conversion

>title race games against strong league teams are considered irrelevant
Typical for halal fans

*gets suspended from CL quarter finals due to celebrating like a prepubescent autist*

donaldo is a spook

>title race game
>7 points ahead of runner up

>most prestigious tournament in football history
world cup ?

>far far better finisher than the CL topscorer for the last 8 seasons
Ronaldo pulled off finishes Messi never did, like his goal against United, bicycle against Juve, backheel against Valencia, but he also takes potshots from half-chances that bring down his conversion rate. Meanwhile Messi scores some freekicks and chips but mostly passes cutbacks from the wing into an open net.

it was the group phase but he did score a hat trick

>worldcup
when he scored a hat-trick with a last minute freekick against one of the favorites spain single-handedly under huge pressure of dropping out in group stage

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Messi has scored goals that no player has ever scored. Messi with the ball at his feet is marked by 2,3 sometimes 4 players. Messi makes best defenders looks like clowns and fall flat on their ass. Messi is on another level

youtu.be/XJ3Z0wHPzSw

He got sent off for pushing the ref when he threw one of his tantrums.

>Messi scores some freekicks
Messi scores SOME freekicks?
I'm now honestly convinced you don't even watch football

Putting this post up on my wall.

his conversion rate is mediocre. better than ronnie's but nothing to gush about. they're also all against huesca tier opposition

woah...

When you watch football you see Ronaldo. When you see Ronaldo you feel the TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>Messi has scored goals that no player has ever scored
imagine being this delusional

>Messi gives you a show every week

He takes a break during the week of the World Cup.

base football connoisseur

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based 100% penaldo

>yfw it's the gypsy proxyfag again

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True my friend but penaldo gayfans are retard and just faggs

Except for when it matters the most.

I fell like you copy and pasted this from some Arab kids YouTube channel

An user of class and distinction, a ray of hope in these troubled times, well put

>Ronaldo has better attack positioning
Messi doesn't need to position himself to be a goal threat desu

>2 headers and a pen
>2 great goals and a goal so great you've never seen anything like it

Dear America,
Sorry for shitting on you on spee for years, you are based.

Reminder that Messi completed his hattrick by chipping an in-position keeper over a crowded penalty box from twenty yards with his first touch and was applauded by the opposing team's fans.
Ronaldo completed his hattrick by scoring a penalty

[a penalty] that wasn't

youtube.com/watch?v=HNj6qrFR894

Messi grabbed the ref by the neck to order him to give a card to some literal who team, nothing happened to him.

Ronaldo tapped the ref on the back for getting a yellow card for diving when he didn't dive, when Suarez had earlier in the game dived for a penalty and had gotten away with it.

You now remember Ronnie getting pissed when his teammate scored because he'd just missed a bicycle kick. My hero.

ERA PENAL

Are you fucking blind?

that's because he is used to la liga refs who are all bribed cunts (Suarez gets away with a lot worse), you just have to see the VAR highlights every week to know for sure that some teams are overly protected.

Based my american friend

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>the most prestigious tournament in football history
What is taça guanabara?