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If the ball was 1cm up, it would have touched the goalpost and wouldn't have gone in.
If the ball was 1cm down, it would been stopped by the keeper.
Incredible.

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it's not going to happen, there is no possible goal, but then there is.

holy shit I actually forgot about this beauty of a free kick

>tfw Messi is the last poet of the game

Whyd the guy lie down????

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The bane of Betis

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praising the GOAT

>he doesn't know

Penaldo will never ever pull off something like this.

literally perfect

youtube.com/watch?v=Le7djCa7oCY

you are a fucking retard

luck

Because Saurez, the other potential freekick taker, is known for his flat freekicks.

>leliga defending

absolute K I N O
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ohhhhhhh i see

That's the new meme.

how to make: webm??

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To stop a sneeki breeki low shot

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>just imagine being a excelent player that is unlucky to play in the same era as MESSI

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he's just baiting for (You)'s desu, kind of an easy one

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He is the one

He is a notorious heroin addict.

>The bane of betis

Reminder this was in Betis stadium and they chanted "Messi Messi Messi" after the goal
This is what it's like when you are grateful to watch one of the greatest players in history

What was Lopez thinking at this very moment??

that was a spicey meatball

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yeah..

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>1000th hattrick in leliga
Wow that makes him almost as good as maradona

>Madre virgen maria de los santos dios bendicio rey jesus de la corona

Bernabeu chanted Ronaldinho's name
Villamarín chanted Messi's name
Nobody will ever chant Ronaldo's name outside of his home stadium

People won't remember suarez's goal because of this

Juve did that last season when Ronaldo wrecked them.

am i the only one who thinks its not THAT big of a goalß

Juventus fans did that to Ronaldo last season after he destroyed them.

>Reminder this was in Betis stadium and they chanted "Messi Messi Messi" after the goal
Really? I didn't notice/hear.

based bicycle kick game, too bad they got robbed in the return to bernabeu

yes

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Stop using our flag you cockroaches

you clearly never kicked a ball in your life

>missi fanboys get this excited over a tap in, a close range free kick and a lobed tap in against paella chefs

oh i did

no, i'm sure there are other people who don't understand football too

lmao that defending

The best part is the two retards tripping over each other

Now imagine him trying this against United
De Gea would have caught it and started counter-attack that would lead to a goal
tick tock messifags, tick tock

This was actually impressive.
>tfw missi is not even the best player in barcelona right now

Wrecked

Ole at the wheels!

Juventus

>The brutalizer of Betis

SHIIIEEET
What a goal from el pistolero

Amazing he does this after missing two 1v1's not even a minute before this goal.

amazing finish

He should've stayed at Liverpool, now he's forever in Messi's shadow.

Haha, see this angle . One simply does not get the chance to catch that.

Yeah he should have stayed in Liverpool where he wouldn't have won shit.
He will be remembered as one of the greats of the 2010s Barça.

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It's perfect, keeper was guarding near post since it's logical Messi would try that, but decides to chip it over. Impossible to reach

>implying all players aren't in messi's shadow already
look at nerman, he left to be le big starboy and now he's in mbongo's shadow

Just backpedal quickly. It's pretty simple.

that is great goal but people really are overrating that shit just because it's messi. sombrero goals aren't even hard to pull off. if n'golo nkonto scored the same goal in the nigerian league nobody would even give a shit.

G.O.A.T

Nerman is an overhyped marketing boy, Suarez is 10x the player Nerman could even dream of becoming.

nice meme

>watermark

Kagawa did the same in Augsburg

>LELiga defending

Some of the best goals in history were ironically scored by literallywhos, with Messi we know the kino goals aren't just flukes, and he has been doing this for over a decade.

for being such a fucking midget he sure does have a gigantic shadow

andalucia: land of the siesta

they take literally any opportunity to stop working and take a fast nap

youtube.com/watch?v=6fMTpkn_Wps

MESSI MESSI MESSI

>the breaker of Betis

hehehehe

kek

Pretty good for the 5th best player in the world.
Really makes you wonder what the other 4 are capable of.

Messi has done the under the wall meme a couple of times

Mbappe is just busy denying Di Maria a hat trick against Marseille

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lol

Hiding an erection

He did his best to get Liverpoop a title and they bottled it

>when you forget you're not playing against Baguette farmers

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Wtf, was this rigged?

Absolute filth and now my dick is ROCK hard

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yeah fuck him

based manolo

Why do people say he is better than Rashford lmao

I rewatched it a few times and it looks technically flawless and perfectly executed with no margin of error between the bar and GK
If ngolo nkonto scores those goals it always looks sloppy and flukey

100% kino

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It's like he touched that power-stealing ball from Space Jam

Imagine people comparing this shit with a fucking mauler that was 20yr old Messi kek

Vete a la rechonchadetumadre serrano de mierda

Suarez will be remembered as one of the Barca greats and the best striker of this generation.

Unironically a good post

That defending holy shit LMAO
so this is why Farsa dominates the league and struggles in the UCL

Good goalkeeping. Betis Sevile looks world class

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>misshit cross
>tap in
>hit and hope free kick
if he was a normal height nobody would care

Yeah I'm sure he regrets taking the opportunity to win every club trophy under the sun over some irrelevant team he never heard of before joining, located in a city with bad food, bad weather, and bad women.

>the state of Betty

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messi goal

S E E T H I N G

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it's siesta time, it's a cultural thing, don't you see this is Spain?

Amazing golazo

Dreadful defending

tfw you were born just in time to witness the glory of MESSl

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You just know Messi wanted to do it, because he's been doing it for 12 years. He's not a case of good luck, he gets shit done.

Sunday league defending, La Liga is a joke

goalkeeper doesn't even try. especially with the free kick, he jumps way way too late

what is wrong with that team

Goal of the year?

luck : 99

It's a failed cross

t. professional goalkeeper

He scored just like that in 2008/2008 season.

unfunny memes are still unfunny

>ronaldo autist shitposting about messi
>memes

I mean 2009-2010

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Can CR7 do the same?

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Ronaldo can't do anything but score tap-ins and penalties.

pretty much this. Suarez is left to do what he want
how can you not follow Messi with two defenders while he is inside the box?
I am not doubting that Messi is incredible but for fucks sake this defending is pathetic, serie B tier.

did you watch the match?

Do you think there was a time when their coach said "just pass to Messi" in a tactic talk?

GOD SAVE THE KING

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>union jack in the stands
why?

I tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end...

Messi does this consistently
he's a football wizard whose only real flaw is his tremendous /weakmind/ and lack of confidence or whatever it is that keeps him from being the greatest footballer ever
his genius is unmatched, even though I'd always prefer Ronaldo on my team

Messi has the comfiest life in the world.
>live a normal life in barcelona with your family
>never try too hard
>pump farmers with ease
>don't breake a sweat
>get paid millions

it does feel like tsubasa anime come to life

cause it's coming home

You forgot choke in every big game. Pretty comfy

The 4 goals are truly great, but this Betis side is almost-relegation tier
Setien is doing god's work with getting this side to 5th last season and still competing this season
Loren Morón is a literally who
They have Dj Jesé
A 38 yo Joaquin is playing as a fullback
Only decent players are Canales and Lo Celso
Fucking Sidnei was playing for DEPor last year when they went down ffs

this desu, they look like amazing goals but the gk is incompetent

>this Betis side is almost-relegation tier
And yet they played better than Madrid did in both clasicos two weeks ago.

Redpill me on the union Jack behind the goal

Based

Maybe Brit expats who are Betis fans, or maybe some kind of color variation of the Ikurriña (basque flag) although I don't know why that would show up in andalucia

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Like I said, Setien is doing god's work with this side

Does anyone have the missed Messi goal in the last second of the game?

Retards like the pattern.

a Totti style goal. Impressive for messi I guess

This guy must have won so many world cups.

>he's a bad player because everyone else in his NT is bad

reminds me of the best epl defending webm

Great assist from Rakitic

jesus christ, just fucking foul him.
4 faggots backing off from 1 guy and then spinning themselves around. no wonder the ronaldo guy said it was so easy to score in this league

true GOATs get applauded by opposing fans.

penaldo has never done this.

Betis are underachievers, they're only 8th while they could be 4th easy
Their midfield is stacked

Pretty sure he got applauded by Juve fans when he biked them last year

nice argument, lad

>they could be 4th easy
Seeing how Getafe and even fucking Alavés have serious chances of playing in the CL next year you're probably not wrong

virtually everytime the kicker puts the free-kick this close to the post it goes in

Surely, between 2008 and 2010 te tactics were for Iniesta and Xavi to find Messi.
And between 2012 and 2014 the tactics were to just give the ball to Messi no matter what.

Cringe. A few fans clapped, no one was chanting, no one likes him. They just appreciated a good goal.

Cool, Ronaldo's supposed legendary hattrick was because of a mistake from de gay

All great Ronaldo performances are because of dodgy refcalls and defensive blunders

>football is a team sport except when messi wins

Correct, because on a good day he wins games on his own

And then he just disappears without trace.
He can only score this lackluster hattrick against siesta takers.
>a tap in, a close range FK and a lobbed tap in

Here are three sentences whose words do no justice to the majesty of their content: In the depths of a molecular cloud, a star is born. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Lionel Messi chipped Pau Lopez in Barcelona's 4-1 win at Real Betis on Sunday.
All three of the above sentences represent events that are noteworthy on an intergalactic scale. They all mark moments where aliens, sitting peacefully in their suburban homes, looked up to the skies from their Sunday papers and said: "Things done changed."
Though I am not in possession of a telescope of sufficient strength, I comfortably assert that wherever the football gods were when watching Messi score his third goal last night against Real Betis, they each fell off their chairs. Those same football gods will forever tease that friend of theirs who, with the game won in the 85th minute, popped out briefly and missed seeing that in real time.
Messi is interstellar. That chip against Betis, one of three goals he scored on Sunday, is already travelling out to the edges of our known universe, shared feverishly in WhatsApp groups by different members of a crew as their ships travel at warp speed. Somewhere out there, on distant windswept worlds whose inhabitants have settled in to watch their favourite evening soap operas, a small broadcast about Messi's chip has just begun. "I am sorry," says the broadcaster, their voice suddenly so small and unusually hesitant. "In an interruption to scheduled programming..."
Messi chipped Pau Lopez, and we need to talk about what that means.
First of all, the chip itself does not belong in professional football. Professional football is a fast, furiously athletic sport. It is war and thunder, storm and fury. It is rage and hurricane. A chip is none of that. A chip is a ball that floats through the skies with the same gentleness as a couple taking a midsummer walk along the waterfront. A chip does not belong in professional football, and that is exactly why Messi put it there.

Messi chipped Pau Lopez because that is the last thing that the goalkeeper was expecting. Lopez, whom Messi had already beaten twice in that match, was probably anticipating that the forward, as he arrived in the area to strike the ball, would lash a shot low toward either corner of the net. We know this because, as we carefully review footage of the crime scene, Lopez steps forward, off his line, perhaps preparing to dive to his knees.
Lopez, a diligent professional, puts his weight and his momentum on his toes, and perhaps -- the second before Messi strikes that ball -- he entertains the thought, at some profoundly subconscious level, that Messi might just consider putting the ball over him. If so, it is a thought that he immediately dismisses in irritation. Dear God, Pau, he thinks. Don't be ridiculous. You utter fool.
That said, we must not feel sorry for Pau Lopez. He's a well-paid professional, presumably rewarded in handsome fashion for the services that he provides to Real Betis. But it's easy to sense a faint element of sympathy for him.

When a goalkeeper watches a chip float over his head, he does so with a sense of hopelessness. In that moment, as Messi collected that pass and sent that chip soaring airborne, Lopez knew it was going in. He was a hapless witness to his own magnificent end.
Of course, when Messi did that to him, he did something few footballers can do. If most other footballers attempt that shot, the goalkeeper ends up simply catching it; either that, or the ball drifts harmlessly over the bar. But Messi is obviously nothing like most, if any, of his peers. The chip requires mastery of three specific techniques -- spin, precision and disguise -- and Messi simultaneously summoned them all.

Go fuck yourself man...every time the same discussion man. Fuck, improvisation talent alone wont win football matches motherfucker. Football is a TEAM SPORT. YOU influencing POSITIVELY on the game like Cristiano does because he is a BORN LEADER, is way more important for him than getting the ball downfield and go on dribbling everyone.

Cause if we put YOU wearing the 10 on JUVENTUS, he will look at YOUR face motherfucker and he'll convince YOU that YOU are Ronaldinho Gaucho and you will deliver a pass for him to score and he will give you 200 reais.

Because it is like THIS, understand man? The PSYCHOLOGICAL controls the BODY you motherfucker. Fuck, every single time is ''MESSI GETS THE BALL AND DRIBBLES EVERYONE, MESSI MIMIMI'' GO FUCK YOURSELF MAN. THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD IS CRISTIANO, LAST YEAR AND THIS YEAR HE WILL BE AGAIN BECAUSE HE WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONS AGAIN CAUSE HES VICTORIOUS AND WINNER. VICTORIOUS. THE MAN. THE MACHINE. THE CAGED BEAST FILLED WITH RAGE YOU MOTHERFUCKER. HE DOESNT FAIL NEVER, FUCKER. HE WINS AND WINS AND WINS. THATS ALL HE DOES

If you watch that goal again, which of course you should, you will see at the instant of impact that Messi had his head bowed, with no indication as to what he would do next. He had cleared the ball for flight, an air-traffic controller plotting its path through the heavens. He then applied the spin -- my God, the spin! -- slicing his foot beneath the ball at such speed that the motion must have cut the surrounding grass. And, of course, the ball, with the glorious inevitability of our slowly dying sun, rose and fell.
Across the Universe, all sentient creatures knew what they had seen. The supervillain Thanos, now resting in his garden at the edge of creation, glanced mournfully upward and lamented: "Dread him. ... Run from him. ... Messi still arrives." The home crowd at Betis, though opposed to Messi, made a gesture of the most moving beauty: They rose to their feet in applause, chanting his name. It's never an easy thing to do when it's your beloved team on the receiving end, but they had to acknowledge the majesty they'd witnessed with their own eyes.
They did it because Messi transcends.
"To transcend” - a verb defined by the Merriam-Webster Dictionary as "to rise above, or go beyond the limits of." During that passage of play, Messi transcended football.
He was truly a thing to witness.
Of course, when he's off the field, Messi is utterly human: Just ask the taxman. On the field, though, he is frequently supernatural and against Betis he was something even more. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary helpfully provides another definition of "transcend" -- to be prior to, beyond and above (the universe or material existence) -- and we can think, yes, yes, that is it. Messi's goal against Betis was above and beyond the Universe: It was interstellar.
Against Betis, Messi did not merely chip Lopez; he did not merely walk on the moon. As he stood there, as we all admired the ball's elegant arc, the makers of our night sky commissioned a new star in celebration.

You can't take away from the fact that it was a beautiful goal that Ronaldo couldn't even score in the mls

lol how did I guess this was pasta

Top kek

How is he so good bros

i'm beginning to think that i'm sexually attracted to fantastic goals, i'm fully erect while typing this
the same thing happened with Pavard's goal

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He's really taken the mantle of "Classic Cavani"

I wish he would lift an international cup

>he jumps way too late
because he's cover the inside post like 99% of people

I get rock hard when I see the ball spin fast while in slow motion. Pavard made me harder than Sierra Leone diamonds.

the wall covers the inside post, the keeper should guard the outside post. Guarding the inside post is useless - if the ball goes past the wall it's a goal, simple as.

Tell me about the Benis fans, why do they fly the Union Flag?

I've seen a lot of people ask this the past day and no one knows. Maybe just some betis fan who decided to troll everyone.

drunken master

>shitty cross that happens to bounce in
the absolute state of messi fags

HOW THE FUCK CAN MESSI BE SO GOAT MY FUCKING DICK

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All I can think of is some guy from Gibraltar is a fan as Real Benis are based near there iirc. Well, as near as possible. Or Spaniards are supporting Brexit? I dunno. Spain is full of lots of British expats so perhaps it's just a bantermiester.

kek

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Watch it from the other angle, the spin and the velocity of the shot makes it impossible for most keepers to save unless you were expecting Messi to aim there from the start. Messi makes the shot over the wall to the inside post 9 times out of 10 from that position.

One of them is a barca player.

the goal that won the tournament, as bad as Argentina was it looked like some sort of disgusting destiny giving them the 2-1 lead until Pavard deflated the match with this

Only 3 zero, not bad. Now if I can just get a reservation at Dorcia.

God I miss Suarez so much. I wish we'd won the league just to see if it would've kept him at Liverpool.

France has done some neato goals recently.

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Eh. Liverpool broke his contract in regards to letting him join Arsenal but somehow got away with it (Well it IS Liverpool, they don't get punished) and he did what he did. He was gonna go eventually.

>Lenglet and Mandi simultaneous head clench

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I know. I can't fault him at all because he wouldn't be remembered for the GOAT that he is if he'd stuck around, but he really deserved that league. I've never seen a player single-handedly drag a team kicking and screaming towards a league title like that before or since. I'm happy he's getting his deserved success at Barca though.

yeah, that was a cringeworthy audio. I hope the monkey that thought it was a good idea to embarass himself like that have gone through his life to see what can be done to stray him from his autistic and unfunny ways

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after this goal they were instructed to stop since that would eliminate tottenham from the champions league

Fair play. I can't say that I was upset that Liverpool didn't win it because I thought that entire transfer debacle was bullshit, especially when they admitted, after the window was over, that they broke the contract and should have legally let him go. Especially after claiming Arsenal had got it wrong. A shame for Rodgers tho and Gerrard I guess. There seems to constantly be some part of Liverpool I dislike enough for me to not wish them well. For example now it's Klopp, after joining and saying he wouldn't spend to succeed and would use local lads from the youth system, then in his second season shitting on Man City for spending so much money and they should be punished and FFP was suppose to do so, to then dropping £200m odd in a window. Just... rankles.

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I reallyo like this one, the terror on the face of the defender when he realises Messi doesn't try to cut inside and goes for a second touch instead

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Daily reminder that Messi is a stone cold killer.

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one of the all time great webms

notice how the ball has no shadow PepeThink

Godssi

To be fair, Klopp is spending money that the team made by selling players. Coutinho alone paid for VvD and Allison. Liverpool's net spend in April 2018 was 18 million. Less than even Tottenham. The cunt that does Liverpool's selling has to be a fucking warlock or something. He's getting 19 million for the likes of Solanke and shit like that.

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based goatfather knew neymar was the traitor all along

True but net spend is an argument that Arsenal fans used back during their barren period and it didn't really hold any water. Klopp just irritated me with his comments that he said he'd not spend money, it doesn't matter if he made it back with record fees really.

If only Messi could repeat feats like these in relevant games... there's no question he'd have ended the "GOAT" debate by now.

you now realize all his best goals are right footed and Pele has it up his ass

>No reaction to Nerman getting cucked
Based

The chad Suarez
The virgin Neymar
The zenmaster Messi

More the fact Messi constantly manipulates others into doing his bidding. People say he's 'soi' but he's able to get Ratking to piss Nerman off.

this doesn't get discussed enough. insane finish.

Its shadow is covered by by Messi's shadow for most of the video but you can clearly discern the ball's shadow right after Leo kicks it.

That slight nod towards Suarez. Love it.

m'crappe

Boromir: One does not simply score a goal against Messi

Gandalf (to Manchester United): Fly, you fools!

Gothmog: The age of men is over, the time of the Messi has come

Gimli: Salted pork? xD

Are you faggots too young to remember when Messi scored in CL finals, destroyed Bayern and Madrid in the semis, scored in countless title deciding matches with Real, etc?
Are all penaldofags zoomers who started watching football in 2016 or something?

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GOD
DAMN

Yes, yes, well done Lionel, well done.
HOWEVER

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Highlights from 8 years ago dont mean shit when Ronaldo has highlights against good teams this season

>flag

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Holy shit i literally jizzed watching this

bump

god i fucking love this
youtube.com/watch?v=gG_aHOnTKXI

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>Messi's margin of error for scoring this shot was a range of 1.3 degrees for aim and 0.5 meters per second for speed

Yup

literally not even that hard of a shot

>chokes in literally every game that's even remotely relevant
>"b-bro check out this goal vs Betis!"

he has an IQ of 224

>PepeThink

i hope the person who recorded this got his cellphone robbed

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would get discussed more if it wasn't a fluke goal.