/mlb/

Yep!

bauer found himself a superior more alpha bro...larper btfo.

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jebus christ look at these alpha gods!!!

Madres lol

Bryce Harper lol

>backwards hat
Thank God my White Sox didn't sign him desu

scuba kek
youtube.com/watch?v=0esWi4qh1Wk&feature=youtu.be

Machimpo lel

Blue Jays are paying 50% more to their minor leaguers now.

LOL

Based. No seriously that is unironically based.

So they're paying them 100 USD per year?

Kris Bryant is a furry.

Nice, now they can afford the good 99 cent ramen

yhis is psychopathic

And then the Twins comms director tweeted that a AAA depth guy has to work for doordash.

Womanny Machado lol

this is insanity

DELETE

the ones with meat yet? of just vegetables?

Your 2019 NL Wildcard participant San Diego Padres!

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oh I'll make these daddy posters sorry posters

The Diamondbacks exist stupid.

Dodgers X
Padres WC1
Giants
Diamondbacks
Rockies

Refute this in any way I dare you.

Is that the 5th place Arizona Diamondbacks who lost 3 of their best 4 players?

twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1107305822382641152
>faker gayfield

Giants don't have the offense or pitching to win more than 75 games

Minnie Machada

Chad Grapefruit League > virgin Cactus League

I say we all root for the Phillies this year

Root for the sneedies.

All the cool kids are rooting for the Chadres, the simp dweebs are rooting for the Lillies.

Philly's Pheed and Seed

>spicswing

>MLB shop is selling an Edgar jersey with HoF patch

Really tempted to break my budget.

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>Cool kids
>Rooting for the Madres
How's loserville treating you? I've never been, because I'm a Phillies fan

Padres have a lower win% than the Phillies. Imagine being that pathetic

Who?

But do they have 10,000 (One Hundred Thousand) losses?

>10,000 (3 hundred trillion losses)
????
Anyway, Phillies have two rings, padres have two World Series Participant banners

baseball is for gay people lmfao

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>2019
>not being gay
Get the fuck out of 4channel you fucking racist bigots.

>dbags
LOL

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>get home
>real thread up
>autistic r****t "general" autism hub shrinking into oblivion
Truly a golden age bros

The above posters is so autistic he cared about a word

Houspergie in an absolute shoot

giants' pitching is good if healthy
offense is hopeless

Post your walk-up music, bros
youtube.com/watch?v=rVD1v7j0HIQ

Marlins will be your 2019 world series

youtube.com/watch?v=NHqdZbFYwq4

>Talent
Willie Mays > Mickey Mantle > Duke Snider
>Likability
Duke Snider > Willie Mays > Mickey Mantle
>Getting Blowjobs under the bleachers
Mickey Mantle > Duke Snider > Willie Mays

youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w

Fucking who?

Willie Mays. Arguably the greatest outfield in MLB history

Are you just making up names?

He's the dad of Billy Mays, retard

youtube.com/watch?v=7awIdGqyr40

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 16, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters.
Part 1

Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman

Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID

Part 2
White Sox: (14)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

Mets (12)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!

Dodgers: (10)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Arcueid Brunsted - Tsukihime

Braves: (10)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Tatami – The galaxy akashi

Part 3
Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Astros: (7)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (1)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Braves (1)
Nico Robin - One Piece

youtube.com/watch?v=IXYRnyIx03M

based and good taste pilled

cubs fan here

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FUCK OFF

sorry I shouldn't have posted that gif

I didn't evens ee it was a gif! This is even worse!
Stop taunting me! ASSHOLE!!!

my apologies

Say it to my face?!

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the Yea Forumsstros draft ochako uraraka from Boku No Hero Academia

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I HATE Cubs fans

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Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Ochako is fat.

sorry sir...

Who has the best ring

astrosfag here saying the cubs have the best ring and last ring in a lifetime

non cubbie kun here :D the cubbie!

Dodgers! Win! Pennant!

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Astros fan here since the tragic drizzle and championship handout. Cubbies have the best ring in the game.

astrie in da house! Cubbie :3

I'm a desperate sad man but you couldn't have picked a berter looking 3dpd?

get out of my thread you GOD DAMN CUBBIES...... go astros

White Sux lose!
White Sux lose!

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wow...douchebag....jerk

GACKT!

Based Yui poster

Sorry for what? Our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

based!

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Cringe!

youtu.be/bs0YT3VXtAs?t=18
this would be an walkup song or an pitcker theme sooooo goood

>an pitcker theme
Adorable
He's adorable

isn't that guy dead now?

>an pitcker
omigosh I love him!

I just wanna eat you up!

>Nene Sakura - New Game!
Nene is astros man, is not yankess, you dont see the astro guy posting her every fucking single day?

>Nene is astros
Cringe

Im dilexic i apoligize for wrote pitcker instead of pitcher

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>>Nene Sakura - New Game!
>Nene is astros man, is not yankess, you dont see the astro guy posting her every fucking single day?
Nene was stolen by yankees and I'm the one who stole it from them lol! (and I'm not even a yankees fan KEK!)
nene to the yankees!

in 5 hours and 30 minutes we will be 10 days away from real baseball...i'm going to cry :D

c-choo c-choo ;_;

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both are cringe, one cheats at bat stealing others pitchre signs,the another has an annoying voice that makes you suffer the entire anime episode so, they are an good fit

lets go chadres!!!

>pitchre
pitcher

real baseball starts this tuesday, user, A´s and M´s will start the season first

I've yet to see new game but it has been on my radar? Is it worth it. Also sorry sir very sorry but nene to the yankees has been official for a year now.

yeah, new game is top tier, specially the first season, the second would be better if nene showed less or at least changed her annoying voice

also Hifomi best girl

>Hifomi
Hifumi, with u not o

This place is a madhouse

welcome to the club

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these guys are nutters!

hi, yes, white sox here, I'd like to draft seiba, from fate/stay night, she's got the tools just a little raw since she only recently started playing baseball. potential 5 tool all star this late in the draft though, can't pass it up

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Retard alert

also can we kick that fake saber off the team, who's idea was that. fucking hahn I bet

How can you Chase Field if it stays in the same place?

which sockie trip is this?

>yfw the dodgers threepeat in failure

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callem Sux

the one who made all the images. by the way I'd like to draft nadeshiko [kagamihara] chan also. from yuru camp

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Rate the new hiroshima carp home run girls

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>all the images
There's more White Sox pix doing a laff at the White Sox than there are pix that support the White Sox
I don't think you can call it "all the images"
I don't think you have very many loyal fans at all...
Just my 2 cents.

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almost all the anime edits

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>here's a timely MLB meme from six months ago
Good job

Sighh...

did someone said edits?

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they still post here though

also the white sox have one of the most loyal fanbases on Yea Forums. the team has been absolute shit for a decade now and we still have gamethreads every day

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btw there isnt an annon that was going to draw an pic with ALL those girls?

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based sockies putting a seeth on /mlb/ virgins

i like the dodgers

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Are the White Sox /ourguy/s?

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now i know why some guys hate this sox guy

he doesnt talks, just post random pics of his waifus

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you're an enabler, dont be

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chris sale cut up version

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>666
anime haters confirmed for literal evil

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the only person pushing that narrative is you.

nfl, mlb, and nba are generals.

we don't need another newfag fucking it up.

>All the great White Sox are fictional
Pathetic

ok now seriously, i like anime, but i want use anime as plataform of comunication, not for just random pic posting

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ok we got that you like your waifus, at least talk while posts

what do you think ?

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Just think. Manny Machado chose to be ludicrously taxed playing for one of baseball's worst franchises ever rather than play for the White Sox. Bryce Harper decided the risk of being shot at by battery cannons in America's most dangerous city was safer than da souf syde.

Can you get any sadder as a franchise?

why are you mad. all of my anime pics are baseball related. all of them are even doing something baseball related themselves and not just wearing sox gear, a point of pride for me. most anime edits on this site don't have them doing anything related to the sport

>needing an edit in the first place

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yeah I was wondering why he told you to stop. go on you have my permission

im not mad user
im concerned beacuse you just posts without talk with people, i like share edits too but i also take the time to talk

user, here is Yea Forums, not instagram

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that's it I think. might be some others I've made that I don't have saved. I think that's all the good ones though

>anime
>fictional
???

cuhringe

You dare violate the sanctity of the broship!

btw speaking in edits
i want make edits with this guy, tell me mlb teams i should do edit

so far i only did with mariners beacuse someone asked to

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Now that's a good edit... showoff!

whoa... this edit made me cum

over 6 years of photoshop experience works in something lol

is that jewry reinsdorf dictating the collusion by all the owners against the players

houspie is in the thread. I repeat houspie is in the thread. Everybody be on guard for his autism.

kek. you guys are cursed with him til death. his favorite sport is baseball afterall.

youtube.com/watch?v=aKpSSl2Ouqo

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Cubs to NLCS

Rate the 2019 Spring Koshien TV Theme
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1106516251696730112/pu/vid/960x540/Z_k-XSWUO6o_sYms.mp4?tag=8

>scuba
>scoring more than once at home in a WC game
kek!

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and the he said Cubbie to NLCS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Not going to the game to recruit for the glorious cause of spacenoid Independence.

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I don't see a Seiba.

2019 Miracle Mets. Book it.

Scuba

those "it's gonna happen" wristbands and shirts were so fucking faggy. the biggest fairweather faggots would always be wearing those

Closers should be a dead role and stoppers should be more common.

And saves are the worst stat in baseball

pooty goo

Strike outs are a bigger meme stat

hey, that is rude

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no they're not. its literally the best outcome a pitcher can produce.

Thats an ancient meme for "pretty good". It's a compliment brazilbro.

Yes, they are, figuratively a low P/IP is superior to SO.

Apologize cubbies

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astros desu

>Trying to argue against quads
As expected of Autistro.

i see. that is good then

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Who's signing Kimbrel?
>tfw drafted him

Why the fuck would you do that?

With the nth pick of the 2019 /mlb/a/ draft, the Boston Red Sox select Uesugi Tatsuya (Touch)

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Because he's good and will get a lot of saves

This must be fixed for the barves, to include Nico Robin making 11, and:
>Tatami - The galaxy Akashi
Seriously?

201st for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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I think pitchers that skip spring training to extend their free agency arent really helping themselves. Kimbrel's market looks like greg holland's from last year, who was shit

Also, barves select Birdy the Mighty

Yeah I realize relief pitchers tend to fall off cliffs. It was a late pick anyways. Just wondering if there were any recent rumors on him signing somewhere.

Dodgers pick Ryougi Shiki

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You didn't give me all the information so I extrapolated.

>everyone who calls out my autism is the same person who also likes the astros
Personally I find this downright offensive.

>tfw you don't know who any of these guys are

Fuck anime incels.

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>Redditor who posts nazi frogs doesn't know any anime.
As expected of those who don't belong on a board who's main purpose is anime images.

>nadeshko
>dumpster
>whos
Sounds about right for worst yuru

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Dumb frogposter

Don't give frogposters any (You)s

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It's cold. It's dark. It's going to snow. Again. I ate too many gummy bears, now my tum tum hurts and there's only shitty, non televised Spring training baseball.

I LOVE gummy bears!!

Yeah, me too. Hence the tum tum pain. I'll probably shit in technicolor tomorrow morning.

I ate a box of crunchberries and my doodoo was green.

If they aren't going to elect Bonds to the Hall of Fame, they should ban him from baseball. You can't just pretend his career never happened and that he isn't the home run king.

I honestly hope you die.

actually kinda based
hmmmm.. this is not so based :/

I'm a scared of the Orcs.

wtf!

RUDE!!

This is psychotic!

Decode Birdy or Original Birdy?

league BAPIP is around .300, I would argue that striking batters out is the best way to get a low P/IP. Would you disagree?

>Minimum your P/IP can be is 9 with strike outs.
A good pitcher can get that down to 3.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

lol get this guy a GM job

based gummy bear chad. real baseball will be here soon enough.

is a double 66% as good as a triple?

According to wOBA calculations, a double is worth 1.271 and a triple is worth 1.616, which is a 78.6% ratio.

a double is worth 1.271 of what

The Chad all-dirt infield

Decode

what's fat boy's problem?

Pls don't bantz us we're very sorry

youtube.com/watch?v=KIfGyBrj-_c

my cusb brethren was roasting priss prissy

red pill me on Tom Tango

huh?
he seems a bit douchey

Orioles

He was a govenorer who let people die by intentionally shitting down one of the busiest bridges in the world as part of poltiical revenge.
He's a dick.

>his team hasn't scored 40 runs in the past 3 days

what said. I really don't want to devolve into a political debate but he really is the example of this silver spoon doughy bitch that gets into politics. the guy in the Cubs jersey should have committed and just called him out like the fat pig slob that he is, but he is surrounded by a bunch of conservative rural people to begin with

Cubs guy already successfully trolled Christy into reacting to him, he didn't need to do anything else.

sadly due jap people working, no video stream between FIghers and A´s

There is an audio stream for people that want to listen tho

ekosport.club/2019/02/athletics.html

I would have at least said something that got picked up by a phone mic when he got into my face. literally anything, like "you're a fucking tool".

Please forgive us
We're not looking for trouble

>"you're a fucking tool"
I wasn't prepared for the fire tonight !

Cubs guy was in hostile territory yeah?

Based A´s radio broadcasting talking good about Asian Baseball

Not really hostile, there are so many Cubs fans near Miller Park, it's gotten the Nickname Wrigley Field North and Wisconsin banned people who lived out of state from buying tickets to keep Cubs fans from taking over the stadium.

>gaysconsin

>Forgetting about Miller Park South
Why are cusbs fans never knowledgeable of anything baseball before 2016?

>gaycago

>A failed attempt from over a decade ago.
Meanwhile Wisconsin is still banning out of staters from buying tickets even today.

uhm... sir I am knowledgable thank you very much no need to be such a jerkwad over it though:)

Dodgers!

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Fuck this guy

What does Yea Forums think of baseball card collecting?

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Yeah, I don't think they would have cared regardless, but he still shrunk in his seat like a bitch, nobody is going to respect that

Fuck the Doyers, they won't even make the WS to lose in it again.

Game is tied and now we have video stream of A´s vs Fighters
konansports.com/p/fighters.html

time for a snack :)

sorry sir...

Fuck the Doyers, they're trash

Are you okay?

My Chadres should sign Gio, Colon, and Edwin Jackson to 1 year deals so we can actually attempt to contend. With those guys and Paddack/Lucchesi as out 1 and 2 we could definitely compete for a wildcard spot.

twitter.com/jaysonst/status/1104752710971244544
and we should also sign Kimbrel so we can have our longterm closer.

another off season without killing myself lads

Happy to help Yea ForumsYea Forumssedb/a/ll bro...

dude why are you being a jerk

>smashing punkins

If you didn't hit .300 in HS, you have NO authority to talk about baseball.

Sorry my mistake

So it seems that Fighters arent choking after all, wow

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What if I have an autistic obsession with numbers?

Puig my friend will hit 50 hr this year

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90% poeople have it

based

Yankees Mariners to the broship! YAY

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>281

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Two black gentlemen enjoying their time in the house

>imagine A´s losing for an mid level choking tier NPB team

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>imagine A´s losing
Now you're just asking the impossible

user...I....

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i am still asking myself why fucking ichikawa is being the closer of fighters

he should put someone with more experience

>it needs an fucking tie to make the maneger changes the pitcher

Classic Fighters

i'm excited to watch some chadres baseball...

>game ends in tie

cmon, what ti should suposly to mean?

im being honest, this shit really ended in an tie

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It's normal for exhibition games lad

yea, it really happens

but i wanted to meme team to win, its an bummer that they had to put the rookie to pitch an important game at wrong time

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now that Kikuchi has come over who else is going to follow Ohtani and Yusei to MLB now?

it wasnt kikuchi, it was Ishikawa

Oof

total OOF

i guess its an way God says that we shouldnt to fight to sport we love

You're the only one fighting, lover

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!!!!!11

>scuba!

that sounded very homosexual

How so?

kek

Do you fap to your team losing?

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Fun post, and you'll be surprised to learn that White Sox fans take a great deal of pleasure from losing. They can't get enough! Luckily for them, they lose all the time.

i'm so happy...

you called me lover lol

what manga is this?
also this is an joke or is suposly to be hentai?

D O Y E R S
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Hmm
Not sure if based..

I never follow the off season but I am going to spam that just like every season.

oki doki

I'm going to post some stuff too this season

I not really sure what yet.. but I shall keep you apprised..
Expect some ass / asscheek realated memes and pix.. just as a baseline... tentative... will keep u updatet

Is thinking of doing "switch ups" and call the ass a different name,. "arse" & "bum" are definite candidates. Honestly the season is so young yet, hasnt' even started... hard to say where we'll be in a week... heck... hard to say where i'll be in 5 minutes! LOL
Life's a wack bag and we're just wackin' oure bags...

>tfw no qt smol latina girl to go to doyer games with

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save the good stuff for the season... You will fizzle at this rate

I am already dead inside user.

cant wait to lose a 3rd eries

>tfw born in 1992

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Spring Training is a time for us to work on post quality and hone our skills... batting practice... bring some new pix up from A ball n see if they meme... 95% you never see again... but sometimes u got that blue chip meme! That pic with a twist!
Fuck bro I'm getting excited for the season & baseball

Ha bro... 1 thing is for sure..! It's BASEBALL SEASON!!! Oh hell yes brother... fuck yes!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT"S TIME FOR DOOOOOOOOOOOOYER BASEBALL!!!!!

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Springtime & the crack of the bat... sunshine... tidy up the yard... oh... fire up the grill boys!

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Oh these dodgers are getting on my nerves. They won't be dodging their apologies when I expose them

Hows about I glass you.

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you don't want a piece of me

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>Harper

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me on the ground!!

Jap Giants vs Mariners (feat ichiro) link
konansports.com/p/giants.html
live.fc2.com/13476798/

I would watch but i gotta be up in 4 hours :( this busy life doesn't suit me. I just wanna watch some good ole 'ball, bbq some burgers n sausage and crack open a col' one and pray to god almighty up in heaven that the games'a be a good'un

Go rest user, i will post the highlights after the game and you will be able to watch

thanks I'll look forward to it :D

How are the Dragons doing Brazil bro?

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NPB is also on pre-season, the season will start in 10 days (it starts at same weekend as MLB)

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It's funny I wear this hat in socal all the time and everyone thinks its a Dads hat.

lmao why they thinks that is dad

its ok Dodgers beacuse dragons are based on them but Dads makes no sense

I think they see an S D instead of the C D

makes sense
vison ilusion

I don't think the final number means anything at all, but the statistic compares different results to at bats in run potential. A triple is only slightly more valuable than a double because a double is still in scoring position and a decent single could score that person home.

Ichiro arm is so fucking good

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it deseve another webm

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*GASP* WAIT *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* FOR ME *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* GUYS *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*

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Harpie!

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Let it be known that Mike "Fuck Mike Trout" Trout tumbled to number 3 overall in the /autism/ spee draft.

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>91554709
Shoo shoo nazi frog

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>cusb

fuck trout...mookie betts and kris bryant are better

>kershit

Yeah well the number one overall pick was Yusei Kikuchi so

>cusb

Also >Bryant

you forgot >mookie too. are you scum? hey

astros desu

in my personal defence, i just jumped into the draft and the things got so suddenly intence that my mind started working fast to get the first resonable pic i could do

this is psychopathy

Mookie is elite, and worth a number two pick. Bryant was drafted mid-end of the third, which is about right.
ABG? coulda been worse, you could've drafted Kyle "out for the first three months of the season" in the fifteenth round.

Fuck nazi frogs

Yea Forumsstros and all i have to say is that anime is good and fuck that frog poster

Morning, lads. Hope you had a good weekend.

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yeah its me
and on 15 round i was more aware,and probablly with half of team done

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I was going to post a story about Baez, but then I saw this.
yahoo.com/news/phillies-players-were-playing-fortnite-122642053.html

MLB Players really liked Japanese Atimosphere
i wonder how would be if MLB teams would have flags or songs to sing while the player is at bat

web.archive.org/web/20190318153702

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web.archive.org/web/20190318153702/https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2019/03/18/baseball/mlb/mlb-players-revel-japans-carnival-stadium-atmosphere/

>philthies

mega cringe

>playing mass murdering alt right terrorist games
Defund the Phillies.

Flossing into last place

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hi daddy...

Has an Yea Forums based broship ever been proposed within /mlb/?

No because fuck anime

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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plenty of times

wheres that haganai pic when you need it?

yeah probably but maybe not

Trout is better than Mookie

Broships are for blacks, fagets and reddit.

Well that seems like a reasonable position from what can only be quite the level headed individual.

>gets laid $330 million
>can’t hit to the opposite field
absolute state of Bruce Larper

Yesterday you were saying can't hit. Nice goalpost moving fag.

spank me daddy!

Gonna pass on that request user, but you go ahead and have yourself a decent Monday.

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Okay maybe next time then

pick a color, and he looks good in it, lads

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but can he get more than zero hits?

he looks good lying on the ground clutching his ankle while crying like a baby.

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When baseball counts, I guarantee it

Machimpo look good lying on the ground throwing a hissy fit because Chad Donaldson tagged him too hard?

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Even the umpire laughs at Machimpo's childish antics

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don't be such a prude daddy!

based machaddy working the whitoids into a raging seethe.

>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

Sorry, user. My perversion runs deeper than that bush league stuff. I need emotionally charged missionary with kissing, under the covers with the lights off. I'm not so much a deviant that I only do it for the sake of procreation, though. Those guys make me puke.

Dads fans are alright.

Fuck the pebbles tho.

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so who's winning the nfc west? i would say padres but obviously that's wrong, dodgers again?

Rams repeat

but the lakers are out, clippers are in

Im going with the sharks

Anthony Recker

hot take there brochacho i'm gonna have to ask you to cool it.

>i would say padres but obviously that's wrong
I mean you're right, so if it's obvious why would you even say it? The Dads are my team, and even I won't say it.

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last 2 digits is how many homeruns larper finishes the season with

Why do you consider Anthony Recker "hot"?

Dubs confirm good take

I agree ,which is why I was overjoyed to get him at #3.

you forgot to say last two digits combined
>7 homeruns
oh no no no keklol wheeze!

that sounds too generous

I'm a red sox/mookie fan but trout trumps mookie in almost every possible metric. Saying that mookie is better is fanboying or a pleb tier opinion.

Number of world series rings:
Betts: 1 and counting
Trout: 0

mookie butts

astro desu

>Anthony Recker
Does he make the stove hot?

Phillies winning at LEAST 1 game

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Men here were telling me earlier that Anthony Recker is hot.

Seems insurmountable but i think they can pull it off and get that 1 win.

I'm the organ player for a MiLB team and tried making atmosphere with songs and chants that weren't just the same couple of canned ones, and the boomer season ticket holders complained to the higher ups and had me go back to the basics.

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/mlb/ has surpassed /hoc/s autism

>I'm the organ player
lol...

Which organ or organs do you play and in what way?

if you ban the whos/shields/recker posting guy we'd cut autism by at least 40%

Do you happen to know any other organ players for other teams, whether they be MLB or MiLB?

I remember you posting before. What did you play that got you in trouble? You never mentioned last time.

cbssports.com/mlb/news/carlos-santana-smashed-a-television-because-phillies-players-were-playing-fortnite-during-a-game-last-september/
sports.yahoo.com/blue-jays-implement-pre-game-curfew-video-games-153855269.html

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Harper has not had a hit in spring training. He’s 0-8. Lol

so cute...i wanna take her to a chadres game and cuddle with her.

No, there's hardly any in MiLB, and our parent club does not have one.
>I'm not that great at it, I prerecord the more complicated stuff that's more than crowd prompts, but I've got a whole box full of drums and shit around me and the keyboard during the games, so it's a full package kind of deal for music

Nothing in particular, they just disliked the concept because the right people complained.

>Men here were telling me earlier that Anthony Recker is hot.
Straight or gay men?

Based. Playing Zoomernite during the game is completely unacceptable. Finally someone stands up to this.

Would you feel comfortable sharing which state, or even NW, NE, SE, SW quadrant you reside in?

Well then give an example of what they didn't like. It's not like anybody here will be able to figure out who or where you are just by a list of songs or sound effects.

Heard about this on the radio this AM. Absolutely fucking based. If you absolutely HAVE TO play Fortnite, Keep it to after that day's game or on off days. The fact that those chodes were playing while on that day's active roster, DURING THE GAME, is fucking pathetic.

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You can both cry on each other's shoulder as you watch the Dodgers win the division yet again.

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Holy based carlie is absolutely based!

No, I don't want to start leaving breadcrumbs that could get back to me

They thought that it was either distracting from the game on the field, or that it didn't involve fans enough, which kept confusing me. The GM has an obsession with people clapping, so basically the lack of clapper prompts (everybody clap your hands/we will rock you) bothered him.

the edgiest thing I ever played was Stacy's Mom

>if you ban the whos/shields/recker posting guy we'd cut autism by at least 40%
I thought they were all different posters. No?

>playing Fortnite DURING A GAME
Absolutely based. Zoomers are useless. They're the next boomers (i.e. refuse to work and have everyone do everything for them). No hope in saving them.

>No, I don't want to start leaving breadcrumbs that could get back to me
I get that.
Have you ever tried playing Baby Shark? That seems like one of those riffs simple enough that'd fit an organ well, that might be something you might have tried.

then lose the eries to any team in the AL

Nope. Inspector Godgers solved the mystery. It's all one person, the same one who posts the gray headless girl anime and goes by the name "Rice".

i thought godgers got fucked

Who are the best organ players in professional baseball?

>Stacy's Mom
That many milfs in your park, eh?

Here's one for your dippy GM
youtube.com/watch?v=Y2V6yjjPbX0

>Baby Shark
Heard about this from my baby nieces but Jesus, 2.5 billion views? WT everliving F

assuming you're talking about dicks but if serious, probably the barves

He actually did it.

I will never badmouth Godgers again.

How many cases solved is that now?

how is that based

based godgers solving the mysteries of the cyberverse

This, haven't seen him in /mlb/ for like a week now. I think the psychos got him

>Carlos Santana destroys a tv because his teammates were playing fortnite during games
Based

HARPER GOT A HIT THIS SPRING. /mlb/ BTFOOOO

Reddit will say this was wrong

based fortnite working bommers into a seeth

>cucktus league

>gayfruit league

ok quick prediction here
NL east: Nationals
NL central: Brewers
NL west: Dodgers

AL east: Yankees
AL central: Indians
AL west: Astros

what makes you say nationals over braves/phillies?

2019 PHI NL 5 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 5 1 0 .000 .385 .000 .385

LOL
fuck yes im too lazy to put that in correct format. im gonna have about 15 homemade chicken tacos soon

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mlb stat page hasnt updated and he didnt play today

Every spring has weird meme games that don't count.
nbcsports.com/philadelphia/video/it-finally-happened-bryce-harpers-first-hit-philadelphia-phillie

Yonder Alonso lol

>cusb
LOL

>“He won’t have a problem because he’s all the things they want in a player,” Schmidt said. “He doesn’t do anything that they won’t like. He’ll run into walls for you. He’ll sign autographs for you. He’ll talk to the media. He’ll say the right things in the clubhouse. Surely, he’ll strike out with the bases loaded every now and then. He’ll do that. He might slip into a slump and catch a few boos now and then. But I’m in the Hall of Fame and I got booed more than anybody. It’s all part of it. The passion of the Philadelphia fan.”

Mike Schmidt on Expectations for Bryce Harper

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>it finally happened

Philadelphia sports fans just love a good pandering. You could sell those rubes any damned thing as long as you smile while doing it.
Philadelphia is brainless Wojak

did they play a high school team and he only struck out 2 times that game?

New York sports fans just love a good pandering. You could sell those rubes any damned thing as long as you smile while doing it.
New York is brainless Wojak. How else can you explain the existence of Mets fans?

FUCK OFF!!!

Chicago sports fans just love a good pandering. You could sell those rubes any damned thing as long as you smile while doing it.
Chicago is brainless Wojak. How else can you explain the existence of White Sox fans?

You mean the same fans ranting and raving nonstop calling for the heads of their owners and throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum?

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The same fans that put up with, and actively supported over a decade of complete trash play because "muh future"? Yeah, those guys

They should have bandwagoned the cubs instead.

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Philly fans are such fucking marks

Imagine booing Harper when he was a Nat and then sending the guy who beaned him death threats once he's on your team

This is why Red Sox fans are the best. They only threw racial slurs at Johnny Damon and Jacoby Ellsbury after they went to the Yankees

Yea Forumsstros fan here fuck the cubs also go stros!

>It's all one person, the same one who posts the gray headless girl anime and goes by the name "Rice".
I’m a Reckerposter and I’ve never used any anime. Thus at least in one instance Godgers was wrong.

Reckerposter here, I use anime very sparingly but am not against it.

Which one is real?!

what if godger is 3 posters

not familiar with that team.

did you mean to say
>cusb

I really could give less of a fuck, neither of those guys were going to really help build the team.

>How else can you explain the existence of White Sox fans?
The city is large enough to be divided into two distinct sections, creating a cross-town rivalry with unique histories, a la Dodgers/Angels, Yankees/Mets? Could that be it? Hmm? Ya think? Maybe?

I'm apologize in advance if this is an obvious answer but is Inspector Godgers actually Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers coming onto /mlb/ during the NFL offseason to help our threads? I mean of course it is right? Who else could it be?

not unreasonable, but when the FUCK did the Nats get gud, and why is this allowed

>Dodgers/Angels
>Yankees/Mets
Completely interchangeable fanbases.
Every baseball fan in NY owns an Aaron Judge and Jacob deGrom jersey

>Completely interchangeable fanbases.
Flyover one-horse town confirmed

Doesn't work that way with Chicago since you can get shot if you wear a cubs cap on the south side.

Nope. I live in a top 5 media market

Chicago is icky and disgusting

>Dodgers/Angels
Wew. I can't remember meeting an Angels fan that has ever been as annoying as 2/3rds of the Doyers fan base?
I think your argument may have consideration in New York, but Orange County is too proud of not being LA, and the Dodgers are too tied to LA for the two to be interchangeable.

>be in shitcongo
>wear wrong hat
>get shot

NEW in a few, in before thread wars

strawpoll.me/17634217

lets see if /mlb/ has ever picked up a baseball

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i've picked one up more times than i've taken, or will take, a spee poll

to be fair, you can get shot if you post cusbmemes on Yea Forums

does Chicago = 4ch?

Shot? Through the internet?

It's more likely than you'd think.

>marlels

NEW edition

>Orange County is too proud of not being LA
>yet they feel the need to piggy back off LA
The absolute shit state of the """"Los Angeles"""" Anglels

>ded

the region is separate from the team, why don't you think about it

fucking boomers
sometimes they are worst than soomers

and sometimes you are worse than everybody